I want that one at the end whichever model that big ol' bastert ALL IWANNA KNOW IS WHERE I CAN FIND WHO BUILDS IT and also explain how in the hell do I travel all the way to my drivers seat from my back seat if need be since it looks like the cab is bigger than the size of a continent
Well see bro I am actually the exception bro cause I ACTUALLY haul stuff bro like I picked up a fridge from Home Depot last summer bro and I got 2 bags of mulch last month bro like I NEED my truck bro
@@johns.8220 bro, do you buy a new fridge and mulch every week? Because you can order online a fridge with a delivery. And You can rent a truck for other "large stuff" bro.
“It’s dominates you” is the most precise line in a car commercial ever. I had my 2003 Pontiac become my “dommy mommy” back in the early 2000’s. We got married in 2017, and now I have 2 children who are slightly handicapped and only get 12 miles per gallon. I’m still happy though !
@@thefancydoge8668 True, but fluid disturbance is a nontrivial effect as well. A tire on a road looses very little energy to friction and accelerating things other than the vehicle and earth. But a propeller in water, especially at high speeds looses a very large amount of its input energy to disturbing the water. Both the boat hull and the propeller are less efficent the faster you go. That same small boat at optimum cruise will consume almost half the fuel per distance. And cable ferries are even more efficient since they propel by pulling a cable instead of using a propeller distrubing the water.
@@SnakeOfBacon I was going to say this. Cargo ships are the single most efficient means of transport. When you zoom back into the cost of shipping one item on that ship it's basically free. Cargo ships, then river barges, then trains. AT SCALE they are more efficient.
@@SinkoDucc - I've lived all across the USA. Dumb arse truck bros are in EVERY city and state. (Not just the redneck south.) Truckidiots can be found in Chicago, Illinois, Florida, Georgia, Virginia, Michigan, Wisconsin, Alaska, Hawaii, Cali,
Yeah that's how environmental regulations killed the American small truck. Also the car allowance rebate system depleted the stock of used cars in the US which drove prices up on everything and forced people to buy new, which results in way more greenhouse gasses and other pollution than buying used even if the used vehicle is less efficient. "Environmentalist" legislation quite often makes things much worse for the environment while simultaneously causing the people to suffer 👍🏻
@@ricksanchezsflask8794 they'll just take Ford's word for it, even if they lie they won't care since the EPA is bribed by automakers. Volkswagen simply didn't pay their dues and that's why everyone pounced on them during dieselgate.
@@SinkoDucc it was never about the environment, it was always about money. Why else do they call them "green" policies? Ford made less profit off the Ranger versus the F150, and they wanted any excuse to kill it off. Smaller vehicles as a whole make less profit than larger vehicles, now more than ever. The only place where you'll ever see small vehicles is if the government imposes regulations that are stricter the larger you get, which is the opposite of what the US does.
There are lost tribes living under the back seat, the wheels dont even turn completely during a shopping tour, the trunk is in a different time zone, and the cow species used for the leather seats went extinct because of this one car.
@@ikupreza Eh 6x6’s are only good for niche conditions, the whole point of, a F250 for example, is versatility. It might not be the absolute best at any one thing, but it does everything fairly well. That’s always been the market demand in American trucks.
I'm going to wait for the EV version which comes with the juicy $7,500 tax credit, plus the warm feeling inside that I'm doing my part to reduce greenhouse emissions.
They had to dig a hole miles deep and miles wide into the Earth to mine out the finite resources necessary to make your battery. Oh and they did it with gargantuan machines that require fuck loads of petroleum based lubricants.
If anyone ever worked on ford trucks, even though I havent, I heard ford has a lugnut problem were they strip all the time, well it isnt stripping as much as its 2 peices that dont do well to the wrong socket size. I cant help but imagine being a mechanic and working on a tire rotation on this truck.
Just needs a pink Browning logo or a 'Salt Life' sticker on the back glass. And you can only wear full tactical gear to drive it...to Sam's Club where you will angrily wait foe the closest parking spot by the entrance.
A V-22 that gets 3 miles per gallon needs to be studied because that seems insanely efficient
They did say it was record breaking.
I want that one at the end whichever model that big ol' bastert ALL IWANNA KNOW IS WHERE I CAN FIND WHO BUILDS IT and also explain how in the hell do I travel all the way to my drivers seat from my back seat if need be since it looks like the cab is bigger than the size of a continent
It gets three miles per gallon 'cause that's the distance from the gas tank to the engine
Well it is record breaking, after all.
please change that to 3 gallons per mile it would be so funny 💀
"Conquer your fears. Conquer your peers." That's good. That's very, very good.
Conquer women's rears
@@Benzinilinguine💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦
Conquer the fridge beers
Conquer your peers. Drink beer. Are you a steer or a queer? Have no fear. Mammoth is here.
@@Benzinilinguineayo 🤨
The headlights are brighter than the sun itself and specifically angled to shine through any rear windows and mirrors of any car in front of it
Mammoth trucks call for Mammoth blindness.
Those aren't headlights, those are disintegrator beams, designed to clear everything in your path.
It utilizes a special eye-tracking system that tracks other drivers' eyes and shoots powerful laser beams at them.
Headlights are AI powered to shine directly at the eyes of the drive in front and opposite direction.
Can you release the beat?@@bynumai
Finally, a truck that can fit my massive ego
nah still not big enough to hold the ego of most of them
Not big enough for me
@@saulgoodman-qq2ozthat’s where lift kits come in.
Damn lol homie maybe you should get looked at 😂😂
i thought you typed your massive legs
I love how with each shot the truck gets progressively larger
Finally a truck big enough to carry all the discord moderaters
At least one of them
The only truck that can actually carry Cybertruck after it’s battery run out and closet charger 🔌 station is a mountain range away.
finally a truck big enough to carry your mom
No, just one.
as a discord moderator I find that very offensive, I will now report your comment
This is the most American commercial I ever seen
Nah, still lacking the eagles and guns
@@ORBITingAroundYou
Ikr, it should have mounted 46inches turrets and 4 missile silo hatches 💪🏻
Clearly you haven’t seen the George Washington Dodge challenger ad
** 😊.
"It even dominates you" then quiet
perfect 😂
Its a truck that can fit your mom
Almost perfect: "Go Big...or Go Home...Go Mammoth!" yeah
I like how in every picture it just keeps getting bigger, it went from being as wide as two lanes to being as big as a continent.
Imagine seeing that from the ground 😮
Half the Super Bowl ads tomorrow are going to be basically this
"Idk, it still looks kinda small. I need a bigger car for commuting."
Average American in 2030.😂
Well see bro I am actually the exception bro cause I ACTUALLY haul stuff bro like I picked up a fridge from Home Depot last summer bro and I got 2 bags of mulch last month bro like I NEED my truck bro
@@johns.8220bro you ok bro? xDDD
@@johns.8220 bro, do you buy a new fridge and mulch every week? Because you can order online a fridge with a delivery. And You can rent a truck for other "large stuff" bro.
@@maplefemme1523 i know.
Bro. that's too much bro, bro
I like to imagine it’s a normal-sized F-150 in a tiny world
I need a vehicle so massive that i can just walk to my destination across it.
Nah. The Mammoth has an interior moving sidewalk like some airports have. Walking is so yesterday.
@@jthomas3773 The Mammoth has an airport?
@@Fouldeep123 If it doesn't, it should.
0:16 I love the grill with the F (ford) D badge, lmao
FOD
From a distance it says (Ford), but zoomed in…..
F Ford D
“It’s dominates you” is the most precise line in a car commercial ever. I had my 2003 Pontiac become my “dommy mommy” back in the early 2000’s. We got married in 2017, and now I have 2 children who are slightly handicapped and only get 12 miles per gallon. I’m still happy though !
What Pontiac?
@@nedharris Did you not read my comment ? “The Pontiac” is pretty rude to be honest…that “Pontiac” is my wife, pal.
@@sjgambler9178 I did
Finally, a truck that can take my kids to school
No, a truck that can take the school to your kids. 😂
🤨
All 35?
Its a fat joke
Can't wait for Ford Triceratop
This Ford Mammoth looks bigger than the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.
Still can't fit my grill in the back. They should make something like "Ford Megalodon".
Ford bruhathkayosaurus
Ford Kraken
Ford Moon
Ford dimension
As a tiny car driver in Texas, this literally my nightmare.
You know that one level in Beware where you are driving through a mine while being chased by mining trucks? Cause that's imaging right now.
Small boats commonly get approx 3mpg.
Just goes to show how efficient driving really is.
Well, compared to boats
A boat has to fight water which uses more fuel than while a car that only has to go against air
@@thefancydoge8668 True, but fluid disturbance is a nontrivial effect as well. A tire on a road looses very little energy to friction and accelerating things other than the vehicle and earth. But a propeller in water, especially at high speeds looses a very large amount of its input energy to disturbing the water. Both the boat hull and the propeller are less efficent the faster you go. That same small boat at optimum cruise will consume almost half the fuel per distance. And cable ferries are even more efficient since they propel by pulling a cable instead of using a propeller distrubing the water.
When you scale up to cargo ship size, it's much more fuel efficient to be a boat than a Ford Mammoth (also destroys less cities).
@@SnakeOfBacon I was going to say this.
Cargo ships are the single most efficient means of transport. When you zoom back into the cost of shipping one item on that ship it's basically free.
Cargo ships, then river barges, then trains. AT SCALE they are more efficient.
finally a truck that can haul all of the groceries that i could possibly need for my huge family of 2
Bring them grocs home to my 22 bedroom McMansion.
Can't wait for everyone in my city to buy one so they can buy groceries.
If you hate it so much just move
@@SinkoDucc - I've lived all across the USA. Dumb arse truck bros are in EVERY city and state. (Not just the redneck south.) Truckidiots can be found in Chicago, Illinois, Florida, Georgia, Virginia, Michigan, Wisconsin, Alaska, Hawaii, Cali,
@@SinkoDucc
“if you can't fly, run. if you can't run, walk. if you can't walk, crawl, but by all means keep moving.”
They only need it to feed their 10 kids
@@ariannasv22 based
Finally, a reasonably sized pickup truck.
The mammoth echo was so good
Hell yeah! Finally a truck that'll fit my entire 3800 square foot 2 story house and pool!!
How does it have such high mpg??
The only reason I can think of - it is hybrid.
@@dimitargueorguiev9088 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Diesel
Probably because it’s bigger than a house
Goliath was V16 but Mammoth is V22. Isn't there a typo here - that is , R22 - radial engine?
0:32 That image... I just about pissed myself laughing.
pov: your trying to go to work but the traffic became long that you no choice to go big
Haha yes, that truck basically runs cars and other trucks off the road. 😂
yeah hahahaha@@kawsakiTV
'Where we're going, we don't need roads'
Based
'we need space suits..'
The world demands the song used in this video.
Traffic congestion? No problem!
Why go through when you can go over?
Genuinely need that beat it's so fire tf
The thumbnail of the left tires in oncoming traffic 🤣🤣🤣
“Conquer the road, conquer your peers”
Good Ad - - Now I actually want one 😎
Finally, something big enough to compensate for....
...my tiny benis!
That “mammoth” and “you” at the end went hard, seems like a tactic our technocrat overlords will use in adds in the future
honestly 3.2 mpg is not that bad, my ford F350 dually flatbed got 3mpg flat
Naming it The Compensator would have been funny 😂
So what are you compensating for?
@@SinkoDucc - Tiny benis
@@SinkoDucc😮
@@JohnSmith-yl8sg I don't doubt it.
or height
Finally, a truck big enough for me, my wife and 2 kids to pick up a few groceries
EPA will look at this and say 'you pass emissions with flying colors' but declare a Prius illegal because 'it's not efficient for its size'.
Damn wheelbase calculations
EPA can't even test it because they can't get inside
Yeah that's how environmental regulations killed the American small truck.
Also the car allowance rebate system depleted the stock of used cars in the US which drove prices up on everything and forced people to buy new, which results in way more greenhouse gasses and other pollution than buying used even if the used vehicle is less efficient.
"Environmentalist" legislation quite often makes things much worse for the environment while simultaneously causing the people to suffer 👍🏻
@@ricksanchezsflask8794 they'll just take Ford's word for it, even if they lie they won't care since the EPA is bribed by automakers. Volkswagen simply didn't pay their dues and that's why everyone pounced on them during dieselgate.
@@SinkoDucc it was never about the environment, it was always about money. Why else do they call them "green" policies? Ford made less profit off the Ranger versus the F150, and they wanted any excuse to kill it off. Smaller vehicles as a whole make less profit than larger vehicles, now more than ever. The only place where you'll ever see small vehicles is if the government imposes regulations that are stricter the larger you get, which is the opposite of what the US does.
Yo this ai knows how to make sick front ends though. Ford oughta use some of these.
0:15 I like how it says FOD on the front of the truck 💀
I bet that guy never turns his high beams off
You can conquer any type of terrain with this truck.
That last one is bigger than the damn moon xD.
There are lost tribes living under the back seat, the wheels dont even turn completely during a shopping tour, the trunk is in a different time zone, and the cow species used for the leather seats went extinct because of this one car.
This the shit Simon used to defeat the anti-spiral
We need this same AD but for muscle cars. Would be prime!
Honestly, mammoth would be a pretty awesome name for a truck model
especially for a 6x6
@@ikupreza Eh 6x6’s are only good for niche conditions, the whole point of, a F250 for example, is versatility. It might not be the absolute best at any one thing, but it does everything fairly well. That’s always been the market demand in American trucks.
I love Ford and thank you Merica
Even before the video starts, I had an ad on the 2024 escape.
Titanium frame would go hard
This is too funny. Can't wait for the next commercial.
Bigger brighter lights than ever before with 16 sub lights. Dont forget pur mirrors are so big and heavy we now need 3 arms to hold them up
"Goliath sized pickups just aren't enough anymore" so true 😢
I like that is has a size increasing feature. Just in case I want to make donuts on the earth.
AI never fails to surprise and deliver! ON a serious note though you better have big pockets for a truck like that because 3 mpg?!
“There’s no replacement for displacement!”
“You’re referring to just engine size, right?”
“…right?”
I'll take one with the optional supercharged V-32 engine.
Background music name?
The guy filling it up at the gas station..... Legend
I'm going to wait for the EV version which comes with the juicy $7,500 tax credit, plus the warm feeling inside that I'm doing my part to reduce greenhouse emissions.
The more electricity you consume, the more oil you save. That's just math.
They had to dig a hole miles deep and miles wide into the Earth to mine out the finite resources necessary to make your battery. Oh and they did it with gargantuan machines that require fuck loads of petroleum based lubricants.
Bros that replied took a meme and murdered it they’re so dedicated to their arguements
I honestly really want this. Like NOW!
ill buy it
I like how the one car is parked under it.
Manager: Alright we the most compelling, provokative, appealing commercial to meet our sails quota
Intern:
WOW "it even conquers you" went f*ckin HARD
Not Just Bikes gonna love this
They make a lift kit for that? Might need it a lil higher to match my latter I use to pick up mulch from home depo.
That v22, man I don't think those two i11s would be great
That thing would be on that tank fuel economy shit, where its measured in gallons per mile lmao
Where do I get one?
"Were gonna need some bigger tires"
The truck nutz on that thing are actual wrecking balls
The beat is sick ❤ what is it called?
Can't imagine what the ford colossus would look like
What’s the name of this tune?
With the patented "Retina Finder" headlight system.
So, which is it's real size?
What song did you use for the background?
It'll be a EcoBoost
FORD: Fix. Or. Repair. Daily . Ford trucks are the king of recalls.
Dudes where I'm at are already doing this.
I'm not going to lie, I thought this was real, and my first thought was:
"God damn it, why do they keep making trucks bigger!?"
Finally, a Ford for men with micros
So what are you compensating for?
This is GTA 6 ingame ad btw
Finally A car big enough for the average American
What ai generator did you use
Not big enough.
If anyone ever worked on ford trucks, even though I havent, I heard ford has a lugnut problem were they strip all the time, well it isnt stripping as much as its 2 peices that dont do well to the wrong socket size. I cant help but imagine being a mechanic and working on a tire rotation on this truck.
how do you even make these
An A.I.'s prompt is an engineer's nightmare.
Just needs a pink Browning logo or a 'Salt Life' sticker on the back glass. And you can only wear full tactical gear to drive it...to Sam's Club where you will angrily wait foe the closest parking spot by the entrance.
The type of truck Caseoh drives to mcdonalds
"It even dominates you."
Yeah, it'll dominate your credit, your income, your driveway and no doubt your personality.
"Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, Smells like a steak and seats thirty five? Canyonero!"
finally a vehicle for a bfg
Hopefully this can carry my 1 plastic bag
soundtrack?