2025 Chevy Honkmaster 3000 - TV AI Ad
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- Опубликовано: 6 мар 2024
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But where can I buy a honkmaster 3000
Never stop these videos. You're on cytube too, right?
@@DocJamesH No dude, I don't even know what that is. I'm only on here as well as Twitter and Instagram
im big enough, that's why I buy turbodong patreon yo. (or would if i wasn't homeless)
They aren't new. They've been making those for years. There is one in my neighborhood.
Ngl your comment is pretty honkin relatable.
See? It works. Been there for years?
You need a molo tov
Cock tail
is this like how the chevy express still looks the same since 2003
@@aljaberhk right! Lol
Well one things for certain. No one's going to want to steal a vehicle that never stops playing the same sound.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And no one is ever going to actually want to buy one. :)
I'd like to see a commercial for the Chevy Freeloader - a truck that doesn't have a bed or back wheels that doesn't let you do work - only leisure.
How about the new Chevy Prispire. The car that will make you sweat!
Or the new Ford Clitaurus. It leaks trans fluid once a month.
So it's the Mundo only less reliable?
Well you're e not that far away. Today's pickups have no beds really.
How about the new Nissan Brick.
- It bricks itself every time you look at it wrong and is only serviceable by the dealership.
1:24 The other vehicle in the shot just casually driving on the sidewalk.
lmao I missed that.
And not hitting anything on the sidewalk. Impressive.
My favorite part in the entire ad!
How about the shapeshifting car at 1:28
@@Dudeface167- I want that car. Stretch limo for around town, shrink it to a compact for parking.
Love the car just cruising on the sidewalk
1:25
😂😂😂
they might call it a honkmaster, but that thumbnail definitely makes it look more like a *chonkmaster*
AI's really out here bringing us MAD TV sketches from alternate universes. Maybe we *do* have hope after all!
Honking on the outside, Stuart on the inside.
For those who want the sounds of new york in their minivan.
The sounds of NY are way different today. Sounds something like this. MEETA MEETA MEETA WHERES MY FREE MONEY
I got mine with the optional 42 (12 inch) sub woofers.
@0:56 I lost it🤣 literally laughed out loud and didn't stop till the end.
Thank u
🙏
Same. And I replayed it at :56 and started laughing again. My gosh, we're such children. :-)
1:24 The car driving on the sidewalk and inside a fence 😭
We don't need affordable transportation we need a Honkmaster!
Transportation is already affordable in the US, in the EU where I live its not. So we need the honkmaster too.
@@DesertStateNevada hell no it's not affordable here anymore. You can't even find a rust bucket with over 200,000 miles for less than $5000 these days.
@@lastotallyawesomebleach204 I literally just checked, theres a bunch of cars in the US between 100000 - 200000 miles for less than $5000.
@@DesertStateNevada I can't find anything like that where I live.
@@lastotallyawesomebleach204 Look nationwide.
Imagine falling asleep to your honk master honking only to hear the honk fade away into the distance 🤣
Honestly, this is the future of entertainment and I love it.
Classic Turbodong
This would be a good buy if you live in Oakland
No, I don't think it would. The Honkmaster 3k would end up on fire or destroyed if it ever roamed around the mean streets of Oakland. 'Specially if you drive it around the dirty 30's or somethin shtupid like that.
@@Teabahgeue I stand corrected
You mean Good Bye!
I lived there in the lates 80s./early 90s when BIG bass speakers and car alarms were dominant. The bass was setting off alarms up and down the blocks 24/7.
Sometimes you couldn't hear the fully auto gunfire.
3M foam ear plugs were my go to sleep aid.
the irony of sleeping easy while your alarm goes off all night lol
Another brilliant addition to the pantheon of great content from Turbodong 2000. Thank you for giving me a hearty chuckle on this otherwise grizzly morning.
"Write that down, wrote that down!!!" - Actual and current Chevy designer employees.
If Chevy continued making vans this is exactly what they’d look like.
“ I’m Crying 😭 with Happiness ‼️ “
I can't hear you cry over the incessant honking.
@@jorge69696 🤪
The Trunk Monkey was the best anti-theft meme
dude just casually driving on the sidewalk at 1:20
Chris Farley and Rob Ford
Kyle Rittenhouse.
@@dylancourville8708he's a true American hero💪💪💪
There was an arby's ad prior to your vid and i thought it was your content at first.
Damn it. Now I want Arby's for dinner.
Fun fact: the Honkmaster comes standard with a self driving feature that will take you to the nearest Arby's when the built in glucose monitor detects low blood sugar.
0:56 has me cracking up every. Single. Time. 😂😂😂
As a minivan owner, this is way off. The #1 concern has always been someone taking a dump inside.
Finally we all can enjoy some inter-dimensional cable shows in HD :)
I like that we got a sneak peak into the Turbodong creative process that goes into making these ads. (Dammit Johnson, what am I paying you for?!)
This is the best one yet
You deserve a billion subs! this is high art!
Ah what a wonderful vehicle. I should buy one for my ex-wife so I can always know when she is coming over
Or to get her to keep quiet
Turbodong, pls don't ever stop
Honktastic 😎
if all ads were like this, i'd watch them
LOL funny concept and great execution. Nice
I don't know how I'm going to avoid calling vans "honkmasters" now.
People be like.. whatchoo talking about 😂
BRILLIANT!!!! that's why i hired you Johnson
you made me laugh by myself.
1:17 bro has no chill 😂😂😂😂
LOL. Taking this thing to the next level. The Einstein quote, and then...bang!
>car just casually driving on the sidewalk
We put a jumper from the blinker wire to the horn on my sisters car back in the day.
My burglar alarm system has the horn on the INSIDE, Never stolen
This reminds me of every subaru driver in existence, the moment they are leaving OR approaching their subaru.. .
Perfection
1:29- forget the honk master, I want the car with two rear axles that can reduce it's length.
"What's the biggest fear of minivan owners?"
"Diabeetus?"
"Yes... But also someone firing an RPG into their obnoxiously honking van."
One of the best AI vehicle commercial i ever seen from start to finish. Even has a coherent plot attached. Superbowl ready!
Lol. You crazy Americans and your cars. Here in Lichtburgsteinbussenswarzwald we only have miniature Porche Alarmenmeister. They sometimes stop honking in the middle of the night for 5 minutes.
At least we have automaticstaticflatcicgallactic weapons.
Better recognize.
This absolutely cracked me up when the ad for the honk master started playing. 😂
Can I get one that honks, la Cucaracha ?
i life in a small village and next to me is a big parking space for a clinic.
i feel like a few of them already own a honkmaster 9000
Turbodong, are you okay? This video has genuine rage built into it
criminally under rated channel
I Love Turbodong2000 ai ads..
Omg the van is even dog-tracking in one of the clips lol
These must be out because I heard one the other day! The new owner must have been so excited because I could hear screaming too. Must also have a nice exhaust system, the damn thing sounded exactly like gunshots!
brilliant, this van will never be stuck in a traffic jam!
(as clearly everyone knows, traffic jams resolves by honking)
Johnson looks like my head boss, tie with button up that goes past his line of sight and that haircut.
I like how the other cars are just morphing in and out of the background
You gotta make a van for the Karen Master 2000.
They already exist, it's called a Range Rover 😂
LOL the Honkmaster, I nearly spit out my morning coffee at the joke reveal on this one.
Now can you do an ad that involves Bud Light and that person known as Dylan?
Another feature: the wheels dont turn so you never need to service the wheel bearings
is there a way to get an air raid siren for those of us who are losing our hearing? (Deafness and hearing loss)
Something that causes the neighbors to go def or bleed from their ears?
Maybe something like a Ultrasonic Antifouling Devices Found Damaging to Whales to become beach to coastal shoreline
these fucking things are all over nyc apparently
mom, i want to be like turbodong. He farts really loud sometimes.
brilliant
The random AI car driving down the sidewalk like its totally normal is peak 2024 AI.
Chev Execs are watching this and going “SAAAaaaaaY….!”
No one will steal it because no one will want it!
I can confirm. Albert Einstein from Bloatwind, IN did in fact make that quote.
I'm pretty sure that in certain states, people would love to have this for real, lol.
Glad to see the moutain dew guy found more work
AI is basically just an acid trip.
1:25- why is a car driving on the sidewalk?
lol omg, I love it! 😁
Little Miss Sunshines worst nightmare
There weren't any minivans in Einstein's day.
Dude says: 'AI, make me an ad and fill it with quintessential American physiques"...this is the result.
It sounds better than those Honda’s that imitate vacuum cleaners; but still triggered my migraine 😆
That beautiful central California coastline .. hard to believe it belongs to a place like California.
Johnson solved the problem that Einstein could not solve :)
Hey, some of my neighbors own these! I've heard 'em!
1:21 Dude just contemplated how nothing in his life would amount to anything greater than that.
The thing with AI is that it creates car adverts recognising the negative effects of cars..
I think they stole the idea from Homer Simpson with his "everything is okay alarm."
Wow, I wanted to buy it quite badly 😏
The Honkmaster still has a major flaw because someone could take a dump inside!
And on the inside you can't hear a thing. 🥰
With my misophonia, that would be a big problem.
This is LONG overdue.
Still, as stated my biggest concern is that someone takes a dump in my minivan.
Next year we all get fatttttttt.
dont worry, if you are not in USA you wont
A major problem is that it won't deter the deaf thieves.
I might call it the siren master
This is how the IA thing how the average American is, it's not wrong tho.😂
I ain’t driving that thing 😂
How do they put out the ad now when last year my neighbours already all had it, at least at the beach?