Eating Private Ryan
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"We ate the wrong enemy"
- General George S. Fatton
Rommel! I read your recipe book!
The .30 caliber rifle bullets were ineffective against these big boys. Harpoons became the weapon of choice halfway through the war.
😂😂👍
you needed a tank to bring one down
😂snow speeders and tow cables!
I heard the Japanese were experimenting with a rubber cannon bullet and if it hit one of these boys it started a super high bounce ball chain reaction, @@votpavel
Those bovines have enough lard on their ass to keep a fire going for a year at least.
We havent eaten in over four hours lol
reminds me of a south park episode.
That's me everyday
I felt that. My metabolism is fast AF I get hangry
Dude, imagine how terrifying a paramilitary force of obese cannibals would be. They just role into town, eat half the civillians, then take the other half to go.
sounds like orcs
Roll*
Could imagine what they would say when they're court martialed... But I was hungry.
The Tenescowri.
A true innovation in war crimes!
It was a miracle that the remaining men even survived the horrific event, each only weighing a stick-thin 500 pounds (approximately) on their return.
By rough estimates, they got over 40,000 calories from the private
Warhammer 40kcal
@@gustavgnoettgen Tf lol
Not nearly enough... those poor bastards were nearly starving to death. War is hell.
@@Dimeinurear War never changes...
Semper Fry
I died. Please don't eat me...
My heart it can't take this... lol
lol
😂😂😂😂
@@downtostandup I call dibs on your heart!!!
They don't need bullet protection. The blubber could stop an armor piercing round. Fantastic.
Hilariously true of lower caliber rounds.
😂😂😂 Eaten in action 😂😂😂
A parody of Missing in Action, starring Chunk Norris
There's only three kinds of soldiers that can survive the brutalities of war. The brave. The proud. And the very hungry.
Tarrare.
This is *way* better than that other version 'Eating Ryan's Privates'
Saving Ryan's Privates.
The hardest part of the mission was writing home to Mrs. Ryan to tell her that all her children were eaten in the war.
Our brothers fought bravely and ate all the gravy.
Eaten In Action
I'm bending over in laughter.
The true horrors of ww2
Turbodong2000 will keep us alive through this war
*grabs barbecue sauce
“We haven’t eaten in over 4 hours”
Never forget the brave sacrifices of Hamburger Company
And the sequel: Saving Private Ryan... 's leg in a doggy bag for later.
Kilo Company of the seconds battalion.
I like my long pig with BA BA QUE SAAAUCEEE!!!
😊
Saving Private Ryan for Lunch.
These are all heros but history will always remember Major Moby and Private Willy especially. Major Dick as his subordinates lovingly called him was a hard leader to please but loved his platoon and put his back into drilling them every day. Private Willy was a tree patriot who loved being free most of all. So tragic how they sacrificed themselves when they beached at normandy. If only they had a crane or something history might have been different but alas.😔
"An army marches on it's stomach"....attributed to Napoleon.
You may think this is a parody, but this is in fact what future warfare looks like for the US
Wrong. Too many whites shown here.
I guess I wouldn't qualify.
@@danielschannel701 gotta put on that weight. lots of seed oil and high fructose corn syrup!
the faces on this one are really funny, ....those depraved grins😂 they're just hungry!!!
that was..... really dark and worryingly hilarious
All ate some, Some ate all.
Where can I watch the full documentary?
A little like the Monty Python sketch. Cool
holy fk I'm dying. the lines were so predictable but so fking funny
Absolute masterpiece!
Tom Hanks is so salty he's not in this version.
Grab the BBQ sause: eating Private Ryan in 5 minutes
Do not give the AI any ideas. 😂
This is basically the film "The Monument Men"
Okay I absolutely love these videos thank you for the content.
A couple subject requests for future vids:
1. Weight Watchers (to help get gainz).
2. Something femboy related.
i love how the uniforms just evolve through a few decades haha and towards the end everyone is wearing WW1 uniforms LOL
Americans when civil war breaks out
Don't make us hangry!
Gives a whole new meaning to "An army of one"
an army marches on its stomach
"we haven`t eaten in over 4 hours" lol
Truely an inspiration, an american classic
there is alternate universe where this is real
As a veteran of the eBay landings on Omaha Steaks, I approve.
the true snub at this year's academy awards.
What software are you using to create this masterpiece?
I'm laughing waaaay too hard over this one.....
Well. Just in time for the 78th anniversary of the Battle of the Bulge. But this time we have a secret weapon…#Wegovy
I’ve fallen into a RUclips hole
At least not with hungry RUclipsrs.
No man left behi....
Man would our great grandparents be proud
another good one dong!!!
Great, now I'm hungry.
Directed by Steven Spielberg
Okay, you pulled it off.
They are bulletproof
man i always complain about the dday inaccuracies in spr thanks for correcting them and making the movie more historical and spreading the truth about the (biggest) lie in hollywood. gods speed
AI is laughing at us, isn't it? Hehe...
THIS so masterfully demonstrates Why military recruitment levels are so low. the absurdity of people like this being able to actually be in any measure productive in a situation like You demonstrate is captured beautifully.
You Heard him boys grab the BBQ sauce
Id love to see the prompts you use, haha
I served with these brave men. I'm only 380 lbs though, so I was a scout. I can run a mile in 35 minutes, about a half hour faster than the previous high score. We eat at heart attack grill for free.
The heaviest generation
6 million calories per limb.
Oy Vey!
Flabulous
how tf did private Ryan even "parashute". was he the only normal persono in the whole turbodong universe?
I am willing to voice act and model for the face tracking for these characters
Cool
dong if you see this please make something with the hunger games
After this, they led the fart-bombing of dresden
Betrayers!
Talking about the battle of the bulge
Would you like a leg lieutenant Dan?
epic
Can you imagine the PT scores put up by this group of sexy ass athletes!?
Chichijima
Priorities
It's a good thing they have physical examinations today or else we will be eaten or dead in a oil field
lmao
Da best.
Mooseknuckle
Bruh
Wut...
i was gonn share it at first but this is dumb
wat
poor pets or humans in vacinity of such they
Typical American regiment in 2024... maybe even above average.
/f
airsoft
Ukranians.
Clowns can make a ton of money, but here you are being one for free.
@@WittyUsername816 Ukraine Will Never Be A Democracy!
Everyone's entitled to stupidity, but you really abuse the privilege, don't cha?
@JoeGamer500 Oh God Forbid I Don't Praise The Ukrainians The Same Way We Did The Afghans During The 80's.
"Serving private ryan"
eat.... it....