Taking Amazon’s Worst-Rated Boat Out to Sea | One Star Reviews
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- Опубликовано: 22 авг 2020
- Many times one star reviews go beyond people just dissatisfied with service and all the way into the realm of products. Welcome to One Star Product Reviews. After being cooped up indoors for so long and with all that New York has to offer aside from just land, VICE's Taji Ameen ventured out to sea on one of Amazon’s lowest rated inflatable boat to put it to the true test.
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How they turned those dead rats into a star is completely imaginative
@Benjamin the Great id assume because of the flash flood
did you see the size of it 🤮🤮🤮
@Benjamin the Great because it's the Hudson River
They turn everything into stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
@Benjamin the Great its nyc what do ya expect
“My foot just hit a dead rat” 💀💀💀💀 what a Line 😂
That part had me laughing so hard 😂
Its even funnier when you live in Brooklyn.
Broo and the star ⭐ 🐀 combo
*_touched_* a dead rat
You can just smell the nasty water as you drive into NY. Makes me appreciate my green yet high priced California. Well northern CA because it’s much cleaner than SoCal
Taji: “I AM NOT IN A GOOD MOOD RIGHT NOW”
Also Taji: “ 🙂 “
“911 what’s your emergency?”
“Some crack head stole some office equipment and is in a cheap boat floating away”
Should of added - "Karen:" at the beginning for more accuracy
911 be like " dont worry it will pop soon"
That’s the most New York thing ever, “my foot just touched a dead rat.” Me on the train platform
Lmfao 10:58
Atleast you have shoes on
He was wayy more calm about it than I would've been
CashFlo KweeZy he was just shook. I heard it. I felt it. 😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Taji is so underrated. His sense of humor rocks. And the late 80's editing is a great touch.
Yeah
Absolutely agree. Tacky in the right way, like all the 80's, except the hair.
Taji is not underrated
He’s so freaking funny
Absolutely
“Let’s give a small pump that doesn’t actually inflate to capacity, this way they will have to buy our $15 automatic pump,” - *perfect marketing*
Nah, that dude just doesn't know how Boston valves work. Those foot pumps achieve about 3PSI which is max you want to inflate it anyway.
The guy just has no idea how to use a foot pump lmfao
@@bike4peaceRTW oh god I accidentally googled boston pump instead of boston valve. I don't recommend it
I think Taji is someone totally relatable. The awkwardness is true to life and I like his dry humor. Keep making videos please
Just found him, and I'm excited to watch his back catalog. Yes, more!
@@TexRobNC exactly . I knew a guy like this in school . Extreme nerd . Very .... lovable in his own way . Very relatable . You could tell him anything
the dc shoes on the beach, that that’s my life lol
He’s the office 3.0
i know this isn't saving the world or undercover with jihadists, but this is the best thing vice is doing right now.
lol naive
@@chandlerthoma9173 Leave if you don't like it.
Vice is the best thing to happen to me since COVID
Been the best thing since it’s inception
Chandler Thoma no kidding
The editing on this one made it so much funnier. Props to the editors, they're doing a great job with these.
I busted up laughing when the ship's horn drowned out the voice of the man while he responded to his critics
Whistle. Ships don’t have horns.
@@MealTeam6 Nah man that was a horn
@@MealTeam6 yeah well that was the most horn sounding "whistle" ive ever heard
i believe its called a fog horn not a fog whistle lmao
“i’m not in a good mood” *smiles* lmaooooo me
It takes some bravery to go out on the water like that in Brooklyn, what an absolute madlad, hope the cameraman's foot won't grow too many tumors tho
He looks like a luxury brand version of Ethan H3.
Don't talk about Ethan's little brother! 😂
I was looking for this comment, he definitely looks like he could be related to Ethan.
They’re both Jewish?
ruclips.net/video/_n_OSOQ1sfY/видео.html
The ghetto version of ethan is fat mike from nofx.
I'm really happy that I found this series. I've been slowly watching a few of these episodes a day since I found it. I hope that this series continues, extremely entertaining and a fun idea lol.
"My foot just touched a dead rat" That's legit hilarious..
That boat still looks like it needs more air.
True the shitty foot pump comes free with the boat but it obviously would help if the boat was 100% full of air which a stronger pump would help with
😆🤣🤣🤣 I know
"The light dampness of my ass due to how low this thing rides...is actually quite refreshing" 😂😂😂. I love this dude so much
"My foot just touched a dead rat" 😆😂😭👌classic.
"My foot just touched a dead rat" I would have quit 😭😭🤣
He's back when we need him most
M
Dad's back!
The king returns
Way to rip off top comment from the last video lol
Dont support this rip off POS....
Next episode on a worst-rated lawyer.
Omg yes! Lol. That’s going to be a disaster
He has to commit a felony first
"Yeah I got bad news, I tried"
How bout worst brothel 🤣🤣
Potent Pudz I commented that an hour ago . Well I said “worst review sex worker” and they deleted or atleast I don’t see it. That would be my favorite episode
i literally cannot BELIEVE he missed the chance to say, “it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion in the ocean”. crying and throwing up
When he said “my foot just touched a dead rat 🐀!” It made me smile, tremendously! Lol
I love how the picture shows 4 people sitting on the floor and the guy on the phone says you need to sit on the sides to fit 4 😂
There is still no way in history that you are fitting more than two people in there mildly comfortable. If you are really trying to get four in there they have to be 3rd graders at oldest.
Guys be like “I know a spot” and then takes you out to sea in Amazon’s worst-rated inflatable boat
@?
it's called ✨nature ✨
It is what it is
hereragamer ascammer you are a whole ass simp my boyy
Entitled much.
LMAO 😂 I've seen 2 episodes and I already love it. The review while he was actively on the boat was amazing. The added star for the dead rat killed me🤣 💀
“I asked my friends to join me..... they said No”💀
The music in this episode felt nostalgic, really well selected :)
Resident Evil?
Reminded me of Hey Arnold
I really liked the song around the six minute mark too but there were no results when I shazam'ed it :-(
@Rye Bread *MARIO 64!*
@@allyson-- dude! Thats the same as the *MARIO 64* underwater music..!
The world NEEDS more wholesome goofballs like Taji. Too many angry voices nowadays.
I agree. I'm a Boomer, and I think he might be a Zoomer. He's having fun!
Exactly this guy is funny as hell his review episodes are hilarious 🤣
@@FlavesGarage It just struck me. He reminds me of the original Myth Busters.
@@jackwebb4934 watch his other videos you're gonna laugh your ass off 🤣
@@FlavesGarage I've subscribed. I'm following a bunch of other RUclips channels. Most are business, or finance related. However, some are becoming repetitive.
"I think I put it in the wrong hole"
Story of my unborn child's life
Best part of this review was the knee lock around 11:44
I didn't even catch that! Thank you...I just got more laughs.
yea lol he got out that little boat and had bad sea legs lol
You'll never find awful products on amazon looking at 1 stars.
You need to look at FIVE STAR reviews on products rated by 7 people who aren't related at all but all use the same grammar, spelling, and phrasing.
Word
Underrated comment 🤣🤣
facts
Worst Rated Mountain bicycle.
👀
@@VICE 😩
100% want to see!!
YES
@@VICE You gotta put it through the ringer though. Some little drops, steep hills
It’s time to set a reminder! A new episode of One Star Reviews is airing on October 22nd.
gracias Vice
We had one of these a number of years ago and while it was crap, it worked pretty well. We even cut a wood floor panel and wrapped it in carpet and fixed a few boards to it then went up and over the rear for a 12v trolling motor. Two of us with a battery and gear were able to cruise all over the place with ease. It should be noted that you have to really put a lot of air in it to actually make it firm. It won’t bend, dip, or deflect if you get it well inflated. We used an air compressor. Lol.
Vice 2012: we snuck reporters into North Korea
Vice 2020: we reviewed a boat
Ok boomer
Vice 2021 Hey look at all these dead people after this car bomb went off
@@youngfaqir damn u bad at math
@@youngfaqir 🤦♂️ kids on internet
@@youngfaqir that makes no sense idiot
Next episode: Reviewing the worst rated bullet proof vest
Next episode... whats philipsolo1 up to
I just laughed uncontrollably. Thank you
The worst bullet proof vest wouldn't have any reviews.
After that: Worst rated funeral parlor.
We can only hope.
For some reason I love how after it stopped raining he tried so hard to not get his shoes wet then the end of the video they're completely underwater
😂😂😂😂
I completely died laughing when he finally found the right hole and was pumping so happily
Plus using his hand on a foot pump hilarious
“Nothing’s gonna stop me from taking out my dinghy.”
-Louis C. K.
You win
🙌🤣🤣🤣
Oof
Damn bro hahaha
My gf walked in on the part where he was like "I cant wait to whip out my dingy and put it on the water." She was like wtf are you watching hahah.
He's very generous with his reviews. 👀
So some people lie??
@@tintinsupz1864 Not really. Chinese just offer gift cards and replacement products for good reviews. Money talks
yeah... the pic show 4 adults... it won't fit more than 2 small kids... that why it had terrible rating.. the rest depend on how old it was made...
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The voices they add when reading the reviews 😂🔥
Paul really had all the answers to every question that was thrown at him
My foot just touched a dead rat. NYC living summed up in one statement.
And the rain
Applies to LA as well. I have literally watched Rats run in and out of the Ritz-Carlton 😆
That wasn't a joke about celebrites either. Although if the shoe fits I guess.
@@Toothache1988 It apllies to all liberal states as well 😂 btw in san francisco just change dead rat to some guys feces.
"Size is not everything, it's about positioning" damn..
Bruh
😂😂😂😂
Size is everything
It's not about the size of the ocean, but the waves that go with it.
Yep sometimes the positioning can be painful if the size is too big 😫
There`s just something about this guy that just makes you smile...
You gotta love the two water buffaloes on the bridge just staring at him, not waving or acknowledging....
If he isn't earning a premium for his content, then I don't want to see it.
@Khaboob Norma-Getz-Off I dont think he has a problem with the video itself, he just hopes Vice pays him good for this content (considering the garbage they've been making the past 2 years)
Today, for all progressive, caring people who care about the fate of the planet, the fate of people, the fate of humanity! Today, it is unequivocally and irrevocably clear that warming is the main threat to humanity. It is extremely important to pay attention to projects that can change the situation on a global scale. to stop further warming. The main supplier of gases that provoke warming is a thermal power plant, which burns coal, gas, oil,...and the atom, too!. Exactly my invention…
Still
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@@matthewhartwell415 exactly. Was just a joke 😂
I kinda didnt know where they were until he said “my foot just touched a dead rat”
Then I was like ..... “ that’s definitely NYC”
GuidedOne the Statue of Liberty in the background didn’t help??
Sara Lund Or him mentioning the fact that he was in New York City?
U can see 911 tower in the background bruh
Louie D it’s called a twin tower
@@jefferyepstein2686 then wheres the twin?
This guy is an optimist to a fault! I love how he says I’m not in a good mood right now and then smiles at the camera!
6:20 that smile kills me everytime. 🤣
I needed this today
Cody Buckley same bro, same
N me
“Size is not everything, is about position” . Love that
@3:14 WAS THAT LIGHTNEING RIGHT NEXT TO HIM?
The editing was on point, funny as hell. Freaking love your show. Good stuff! :D
Are you up to date on your vaccines after getting in that water?
I'm not American. So sry for the stupid question. But is that basically the New York sewer water?
@@randomgaminginfullhd7347 more or less, yes.
@@randomgaminginfullhd7347 pretty much
cov-19 not yet out...
as long as he didnt have any open wounds submerged or splashed on, he's fine
When he put his friends "friends" on the boat I thought that it was a goner.
“This guy is gonna die” first thoughts watching this
Hell yeah I’m so looking forward to this series!!!
this is the first video in ages i watched full screen without distractions.. (i have attention deficit disorder, ADD)
i rate this a 11/10. good job.
This guy needs his own channel I'll watch him do unboxings all day long
This is one of my favorite series on RUclips right now, the host akward happy energy fules me 😄
glad the season is still continuing. keep it up
Hilarious!
This Journalist has an excellent sense of humour and I thought the person sized items were an outstanding choice.
It was clear that the two walkers on the pier were truly mystified at your cargo.
I know your comment is a year old, but for some reason your comment made me think of what Jon Stewart and The Daily Show did for the news. Vice and Taji are doing that with this style of piece, and I love it.
This guy should have his own youtube channel or tv show. I have been watching him since his very first, cringy video and now I just feel like he's an old time friend. 5 stars.
Glad to see Taj still has his one star reviews I love this segment, every week he should do more one star reviews 👍🏻
“My foot just hit a dead rat” oh New York 😂
Shout out to taj for STILL giving us reviews he's essential
I’m so glad to see the court of public opinions turn back in Taji’s favor. I always believed in you bud.
Yup
True .. I remember when comments used to hate on him and point out how awkward he was... I always loved him and am so happy he's getting the recognition he so deserved all this time
Even when you're not in a good mood you seem to be so damn awesome to be around. We need more Taj's in the world
I was completely dying at the waves and rats hahaha
Lmfao all the comments praising Taji when a couple months ago every comment was hating on him
Sheeps man. The move in heeeerds
To me it was the opposite. And not to be the opposite guy. Just liked the videos better then.
Now its meh..
Stones Jones I always liked them all but I like Phillip Solo more(the one they stole the idea from)
@@HorizonEyes and the show 'review' had sone hilarious episodes. You kbow that one?
Quarantines mellowed everyone out, they appreciate the light hearted distraction from what the world is rn
Jazzy Jeff Sent Me ‚mellow everyone out‘ bruh.... look at the news
11:34 his left leg is dead and keeps hyperextending 😂
Taji and producers and editors thank you so much for making me laugh today . Today was the kind of day that I
Had to scream into a pillow for and then the rest of it was equally that so when I finally just had a chance to sit and chug water and eat Pringle’s and watch this video and I laughed out loud multiple times and I didn’t even choose this video it chose me and I am thankful so if you ever randomly see this a year later I just want you to know that you actually make a positive impact cause that laugh just was like so necessary and relief even if just for a moment so thanks
4:25 seems like a really good boat. Floats even without air
“I put it in the wrong hole”
*cut to him fiercely pumping and only shows shoulders up*
💀
That's what she said!
😆😆
I love the guy that does these reviews! You can tell he cares and wants to do an honest review. Funny too!
I love this dude, and the series 🤣💖😂Totally gonna binge😁
Foot falling asleep at the end was hilarious 😂
I love how awkwardly hilarious this series is. It’s not afraid to make fun of itself either
dude put Vice on his back, they're just along for the ride
well done copying another comment from just a half hour prior
@@joedkat well someone else didn't see the comment so he is just spreading ot to pther who dont know bruh you gotta use your brain
Spar demon yeah I didn’t even see the original comment, just thought of that on my own. Imagine that.
@@patrickbarton4912 ohh it happens sometimes but ignore this people they will get mad for no reason
@@monkesupremacy4198 i don't have a brain to use
Fark!! I miss this guy while quarantine...Welcome back dood!!!
80s and 90s kids remember taking those boats to them beach good times. Basically a giant floaty with a paddle
His leg was pins and needles when he got out that boat lol
Been a huge fan of this series since when everyone found it cringe
Haha, so people didnt really get it at first?
I totally remember that lol, people would relentlessly hate on how awkward Taji was in the comments seemingly not understanding that was the whole premise
Do you have any thoughts on why vice is so disputed? I'm not from the U.S. so I don't have the same experience, but the things I've watched so far are pretty entertaining and thorough.
Kinda stumbled onto one (AN HOUR AGO)and now I'm binge watching this guy's vids 🤣 and can't seem to stop... Lol u crack me up homie
I love this series, keep it up Vice.
Am I the only one who thinks this guy looks like Ethan’s son or something? (Ethan from H3H3)
ethan + soflo crossbreed
@senseo bruh shut up please
I believe the oars snap together to make 1 oar with 2 paddle ends.
“Sorry I get very distracted quite easily”
🤣🤣🤣
vice needs to bring these back. I loved these
11:35 is the best part of this video. Im so glad the editors left that part in.
I can’t get enough of taji
He's currently one of the pillars of Vice entertainment 🤟
Big fan man really loving your content and personality, refreshing.
this is definitely one of my favourite vice series ever
“I am not in a good mood rn”...*smiles*
"My foot just touched a dead rat" 10:50
Lmao
Forgot about this guy in the beginning of quarantine but glad he showed up on my feed again
5:40 "I think I put it in the wrong hole" That's okay bro, it happens to the best of us... Especially when you're distracted by a giant dinghy.
At least he had his inflatable on standby.
lmao