How to Beat Dark Souls 2 without Talking

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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
  • A detailed guide on beating Dark Souls 2 without talking.
    All footage recorded on the most recent version of Dark Souls 2 SotFS.
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    [Special thanks to]
    TheParryGod( / xricsx ) for the cinematic footage.
    Trophic Square, Sivulla, fGabo for checking the spelling.
    The boys at the translation discord for all the community captions.

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @ymfah
    @ymfah  3 года назад +5901

    How to deal with social anxiety 101.
    Discussion thread : www.reddit.com/r/ymfah/comments/oiq5y1/thread_how_to_beat_dark_souls_2_without_talking/?

  • @VaatiVidya
    @VaatiVidya 3 года назад +17532

    How to beat the RUclips algorithm without talking: YMFAH videos

    • @Crimson_Obelisk
      @Crimson_Obelisk 3 года назад +560

      Wonder if it’s possible to do a no demonetization run

    • @AlecTheMayor
      @AlecTheMayor 3 года назад +89

      Hello verified person.

    • @SomeDumbFox-OwO
      @SomeDumbFox-OwO 3 года назад +43

      Surprised this has such little likes.

    • @AlecTheMayor
      @AlecTheMayor 3 года назад +34

      @@SomeDumbFox-OwO Don't worry ppl will catch on.

    • @blademalonzo7540
      @blademalonzo7540 3 года назад +5

      yes

  • @Huggbees
    @Huggbees 3 года назад +9333

    You don't beat challenge runs, you show the rest of us we've been playing on easy mode.

    • @poopypoop5180
      @poopypoop5180 3 года назад +93

      Chocolate or mint

    • @davidhensley3079
      @davidhensley3079 3 года назад +108

      Is this video a rinsing machine?

    • @vermilliongrimoire1871
      @vermilliongrimoire1871 3 года назад +77

      @@davidhensley3079 it’s a filling machine I’m pretty sure

    • @philo-
      @philo- 3 года назад +34

      Maybe the real lone noobs were the deaths we made along the way

    • @richardgipson4454
      @richardgipson4454 3 года назад +9

      Your name is DUMMY, and if you knew anything about anything, you'd notice there's an Early Bird Special EVERY... SINGLE... DAY OF THE WEEK!!!

  • @Grashnook
    @Grashnook 3 года назад +5100

    My man dropping another masterpiece

  • @zimnylech527
    @zimnylech527 2 года назад +4612

    The music.
    The humor.
    The godlike editing.
    And most importantly, showing every obstacle and all the complex thought process that went into beating it.
    Your channel is a real goldmine, and this particular video is probably one of the best I've ever seen on RUclips. This is my third time watching it.
    Congratulations.

    • @rebirthofshien364
      @rebirthofshien364 2 года назад +21

      Congratulations!

    • @ali3n563
      @ali3n563 2 года назад +15

      Congratulations 👏

    • @corvoattano8567
      @corvoattano8567 2 года назад +15

      "The Music" Being first is correct. This man is speaking the language of the gods: Meme music

    • @Joseph-mq8ih
      @Joseph-mq8ih 2 года назад +22

      @@corvoattano8567 redditor 🤮🤮🤮

    • @FYCW2
      @FYCW2 2 года назад

      agree

  • @marbleslost8627
    @marbleslost8627 3 года назад +1989

    7 years of DS2 and I had no idea Repair Tree was even a thing, wtf.

    • @tinminator8905
      @tinminator8905 3 года назад +432

      I did. But I never knew that the work hook gives you 5 dex. That is actually so fking cool, it's like the devs thought of everything to just barerly make challenge runs bearable.

    • @jaysmall5586
      @jaysmall5586 3 года назад +264

      Truly the mysteries of Drangleic are infinite.

    • @pukcabsozaxiamie
      @pukcabsozaxiamie 3 года назад +2

      Same, buy its 3 years

    • @keytohearts1194
      @keytohearts1194 3 года назад +27

      Never knew the tree or the weird pit with the covinous demon in it.... I want to know how to get there now

    • @spherixblue8950
      @spherixblue8950 3 года назад +1

      @@keytohearts1194 what weird pit? I

  • @alexiovelasco3222
    @alexiovelasco3222 3 года назад +7968

    The funniest part is how he writes instructions like anyone else would ever want to do this lol.

    • @ApXucBuH
      @ApXucBuH 3 года назад +181

      I would

    • @jojoversus1100
      @jojoversus1100 3 года назад +699

      The weirdest part is, I've seen the most actual serious "thanks for the guide! really helped!" comments on his NO DEATH/NO BONFIRE AT THE SAME TIME video. Arguably the hardest thing he's done lol.

    • @mechanicalsnail4703
      @mechanicalsnail4703 3 года назад +136

      Gotta learn that cat ring skip for a low soul memory agape ring sun bros build. I want to bring Sacred Oath back to sentinels, 500 souls for a ladder bumps my build into the next SM tier

    • @oishhh
      @oishhh 3 года назад +73

      i followed his 50 int ds2 video and i gotta say im glad he does it that way.
      just goes to show that anyone can do it if they wanted to

    • @parissmith5727
      @parissmith5727 3 года назад +55

      Ngl, sometimes I start a new game and really don't want to mash through dialogue with the firekeepers or the emerald herald, so the temptation is fairly high after watching this.

  • @nimnimsela2608
    @nimnimsela2608 3 года назад +3588

    Finally
    the true silent protagonist

    • @redfield8764
      @redfield8764 3 года назад +61

      At least it's not the faceless protagonist from hen-

    • @ohhai9309
      @ohhai9309 3 года назад +118

      @@redfield8764 remember
      No
      Humans
      Ever
      Need
      To
      Acknowledge
      It

    • @silverreaps6803
      @silverreaps6803 3 года назад +16

      @@redfield8764 tai

    • @silverreaps6803
      @silverreaps6803 3 года назад +10

      @@ohhai9309 im sorry

    • @sushantheshreztha8777
      @sushantheshreztha8777 3 года назад +13

      @@ohhai9309 I'm pretty sure there's a phrase in there but I Just can't scratch through!

  • @lizard1255
    @lizard1255 Год назад +972

    And over a year later, he would finally come back for that Immolation only run

  • @bast3953
    @bast3953 3 года назад +4381

    Introverts be like: "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power"

    • @melonstudiospl1170
      @melonstudiospl1170 3 года назад +278

      You meant
      Introverts be like :

    • @punyr5338
      @punyr5338 3 года назад +32

      Did someone say mimic?

    • @urb44n
      @urb44n 3 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @limesoda3998
      @limesoda3998 3 года назад +43

      I like how that quote is from one of the most extroverted characters in Invincible.

    • @Boarbatrice
      @Boarbatrice 3 года назад +29

      More like “L-look at w-what they need to mimic... a fract...ion.... sorry I’ll shut up now.”

  • @bulmen5707
    @bulmen5707 3 года назад +2463

    "i'm shy to talk, that why i killed every NPC i've met."

    • @mydogsnameistyson4870
      @mydogsnameistyson4870 3 года назад +42

      So you are basically shy at talking to npc but not scared to fight them

    • @saphyr7868
      @saphyr7868 3 года назад +12

      since you told me that does that mean i am gonna die now?

    • @noobloobe7703
      @noobloobe7703 3 года назад +12

      That didn't stick in court

    • @agnesmahad316
      @agnesmahad316 3 года назад +35

      @@mydogsnameistyson4870 well murdering people not as complex as to not hurt their feelings

    • @eldrtch_3nt1ty12
      @eldrtch_3nt1ty12 3 года назад +2

      scp 096 souls

  • @teddypunch
    @teddypunch 3 года назад +1966

    When you’re so socially awkward that you’d rather kill innocents than have a conversation

  • @ercck
    @ercck 2 года назад +986

    Honestly I love the consistent use of Ghibli movie tracks in this video, Drangleic, gives me a darker version of the vibes that ghibli does in a lot of their soft post-apocalyptic settings. Obviously there aren't any ravenous undead or anything *usually* so blatantly violent or dangerous, but a lot of the locations in DS2 have a sense of stillness to them that the other games kinda lack in my mind. People living out their existence despite the curse slowly and inevitably making them eventually go hollow. It's a very somber idea compared to the rest of the series and I really like that you kinda highlighted that, intentionally or not.

    • @Josh-dj1bl
      @Josh-dj1bl 2 года назад +10

      @@8Kazuja8 You're completely spot on

    • @jasonkeith2832
      @jasonkeith2832 Год назад +13

      Those Ghibli tracks contrasted with the much more apocalyptic feeling Evangelion tracks really help set the perfect tone in the video.

  • @lamedrawings
    @lamedrawings 3 года назад +694

    Local man literally too shy to speak goes dungeon crawling and fight monsters to avoid society.

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 3 года назад +41

      Such is the way of the Murder Hobo.

    • @ExtremeMan10
      @ExtremeMan10 3 года назад +38

      I would rather fight everything in DS2 than go into work at monday.

    • @SifArtorias
      @SifArtorias 3 года назад +6

      @@ExtremeMan10 true

    • @sourvine2313
      @sourvine2313 3 года назад +2

      @@ExtremeMan10 whether you win or die, it doesn't matter since you no longer have to work either way

  • @sprakh4647
    @sprakh4647 3 года назад +6406

    Everybody out here talking about how he's crazy creative and good at the games but my god can we talk about this man's choice of music for a second?! Every. Single. Video. has an absolutely flawless list of tracks. It's at the point where I'm not even sure how he's able to pick his music so well, seeing as some of the tracks he uses have like less than 10k clicks.

    • @umino7
      @umino7 3 года назад +43

      Is there any easy way to figure out the tracklist? Does Shazam work for video game music? lol

    • @mr_misfortune
      @mr_misfortune 3 года назад +175

      @@umino7 a playlist of tracks used can be found in the description

    • @bruddaosas4510
      @bruddaosas4510 3 года назад +221

      There are two theories on how Ymfah finds such well fitting and amazing songs for his videos.
      Number 1: Ymfah sold his soul to a daedric being known only as, "Joe" and has gained omniscience of every song ever and picks which songs are the best for his videos.
      Number 2: Ymfah is just a very good and hard working youtuber. (most probable)

    • @b1zz1_
      @b1zz1_ 3 года назад +76

      @@umino7 Most of the music are from the anime Neon Genesis Evangelion Soundtrack

    • @Gator_Queen8188
      @Gator_Queen8188 3 года назад +21

      My man brought out "my innermost apocalypse", the man got taste

  • @tStevester83
    @tStevester83 3 года назад +2382

    "First rule: no talking."
    "Does that mean--"
    *gets thrown out of the room*

    • @missingwyatt7056
      @missingwyatt7056 3 года назад +89

      "Now... Would anyone like an estus flask?"

    • @GamerBoy870
      @GamerBoy870 3 года назад +21

      @@missingwyatt7056 ...............................

    • @BVasquezp
      @BVasquezp 3 года назад +29

      "I would like one"

    • @missingwyatt7056
      @missingwyatt7056 3 года назад +65

      @@BVasquezp *Healthbar appears* "NO EATING IN MY C L A S S R O O M"

    • @kingofworms831
      @kingofworms831 3 года назад +5

      YOU DIED

  • @schizosamurai8840
    @schizosamurai8840 2 года назад +376

    Dex > Sex
    Str > Ntr

  • @thomashooper2451
    @thomashooper2451 3 года назад +1454

    You’ve outdone yourself with this one. I love a good Evangelion shitpost, but I’m really impressed with the editing as a whole. Some of those sequences are genuinely beautiful.

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 3 года назад +51

      It was an absolutely masterful shitpost.

    • @SWatchik
      @SWatchik 3 года назад +38

      Evangelion and Ghibli music features are making my nostalgia do back flips

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 3 года назад +25

      To be fair he has changed his editing style in this video a bit from the usual. Alot more calm/sceneic moments between the meme montages.

    • @chocopepernoot
      @chocopepernoot 3 года назад +12

      @@crimsonstrykr I like both, can’t name a single Ymfah video I didn’t enjoy.

    • @metalurgent
      @metalurgent 2 года назад +1

      So I want the only one who recognized the cicadas

  • @estebk
    @estebk 3 года назад +1201

    "Screw you Zullie"
    Zullie: And I took that personally, so I hacked his game.

    • @MegaDonker
      @MegaDonker 3 года назад +6

      Hahaha lol

    • @gottabeinspiring
      @gottabeinspiring 3 года назад +44

      "Zullie, the witch" has a channel here..

    • @traior246
      @traior246 3 года назад +89

      "I removed the Health Bar from Ymfah"

    • @ratman9188
      @ratman9188 2 года назад +5

      @@traior246 set his health to zero

    • @dejaquejarmeunrato686
      @dejaquejarmeunrato686 2 года назад +3

      Sets "always petrify in hit" ON

  • @lorenzmanalastas4839
    @lorenzmanalastas4839 3 года назад +557

    The Last Giant: Why is is this guy stabbing me in the back!?
    Ymfah: Cause it's easy.... And it does a lot of damage.

    • @bugra8316
      @bugra8316 3 года назад +32

      right down the road cant miss it

    • @vomitman7533
      @vomitman7533 3 года назад +16

      Loook… A GuYyy!

    • @kingvendrick8919
      @kingvendrick8919 3 года назад +15

      You can turn into a Box!?!

    • @yes1667
      @yes1667 3 года назад +8

      @@bugra8316 right down the road

    • @heavyq
      @heavyq 3 года назад +4

      I understood this reference.

  • @victim109
    @victim109 Год назад +609

    you actually pulled off the gwyn run you madman

    • @aardcx0
      @aardcx0 Год назад +12

      yep. just came back for that part of vid lol. he actually skipped big portion of the game in gwyn run. but that run was wild.

    • @SirGuidemere91
      @SirGuidemere91 Год назад

      Was it a live stream? I can’t find it

    • @AIastor_01
      @AIastor_01 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@SirGuidemere91it's the immolation only run

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +2277

    Not only does he have a great taste in music, but he's a bloody legend for beating this challenge

    • @ronaldherrera1463
      @ronaldherrera1463 3 года назад +64

      I've seen you commenting in every video I have seen on youtube for the last 6 months.
      Thanks

    • @stevenlafever955
      @stevenlafever955 3 года назад +9

      The man himself, well this is the 2nd reply, im actually somewhat early to his comment.

    • @jaredhill9700
      @jaredhill9700 3 года назад +15

      I'm sitting here thinking wow you must watch a lot of youtube, while i'm the one watching every video you do

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud 3 года назад +4

      @@jaredhill9700 Congratulations. You've figured out what so many could not. Now the door is opened, to a world where you can spend your time a bit more fruitfully. Now excuse me I gotta watch this dark souls video.

    • @hordikaman3872
      @hordikaman3872 3 года назад +1

      HOW ARE YOU EVERYWHERE, Tyler Oliviera, penguinz0, pewdiepie, Ruby’s fucking Rebalanced Halo, and now ymfah????

  • @borneoardhani3844
    @borneoardhani3844 3 года назад +2763

    "Because no one can possibly replace Solaire"
    That strike damage right to the heart

    • @MakshotMP4
      @MakshotMP4 3 года назад +55

      *Legends are never forgotten, they live with us as long as we remember them, and we will never forget you Solaire, for all the good memories you have made for us*

    • @flamingrubys11
      @flamingrubys11 2 года назад +26

      @@MakshotMP4 if there isnt a reference of solaire oiln elden ring or a praise the sun gesture im not buying it

    • @anwd8646
      @anwd8646 2 года назад +4

      @@flamingrubys11 I never may have thought of that, I 100% agree, except I’d just get really, really upset about it. Still gonna get it because it’s a fromsoftware game, and those are pretty dang good, as we know. :)

    • @flamingrubys11
      @flamingrubys11 2 года назад

      @@anwd8646 i was partially joking too but i will mod the game just for a praise the sun gesture and at this point? its a meme that transcends darksouls

    • @mariothane8754
      @mariothane8754 2 года назад +3

      Oof. Must’ve been using the dagger because that crit damage hit hard…

  • @pr0meez926
    @pr0meez926 3 года назад +428

    When will we have "dark souls gesture only"?

    • @nanoblast5748
      @nanoblast5748 3 года назад +31

      and will it be before or "after immulation only?"

    • @DennisN09
      @DennisN09 3 года назад +20

      Point down only i guess?

    • @Kira-rn9fl
      @Kira-rn9fl 3 года назад +4

      How is that a challenge? Point down already one shots everything.

  • @KalaamNozalys
    @KalaamNozalys 9 месяцев назад +87

    A shame that youtube deleted so much music

    • @dannyrpt
      @dannyrpt 5 месяцев назад +11

      Pretty sad tbh 😭
      From what i remember, the muted song in the beginning 1:31 - was "God's Message" ruclips.net/video/0w3JZ5ppWsA/видео.htmlsi=xhYTFdywaARqTOan
      Starting from 0:16 from that song... It was such a neat moment

    • @Clashbreak
      @Clashbreak 3 месяца назад +4

      @@dannyrpt Thank you! I loved that part, but could never figure out what the song was called

  • @andresfelipe8274
    @andresfelipe8274 3 года назад +793

    The fact that the "no talk" run is evangelion themed is pure gold

    • @Deppie_____
      @Deppie_____ 3 года назад +20

      Can you explain? Never seen evangelion

    • @Balty_Burnip
      @Balty_Burnip 3 года назад +129

      @@Deppie_____ the main character of Evangelion is extremely depressed and afraid of any confrontation with other people. It's a great show, I really recommend it

    • @Lord_necromancer
      @Lord_necromancer 3 года назад +66

      @@Deppie_____ to kind of add to what was already said- it's amazing but you have to go into it knowing it's not a typical shounen "can do attitude and power of friendship!!!1!!" show. It's a more realistic look at what being the only hope of humanity in a violent war with horrific monsters would ACTUALLY do to a kids psyche lol

    • @andresfelipe8274
      @andresfelipe8274 3 года назад +17

      @@Deppie_____ yep, the main character shinji it's really fearful of people knowing the way he feels (and interpersonal relationships in general) so throught the show he very rarely share it

    • @erin1569
      @erin1569 3 года назад +52

      @@Lord_necromancerI'd add a disclaimer.
      Your appreciation of Evangelion is inversely proportional to your happiness and satisfaction with life.

  • @lucianaryeh3001
    @lucianaryeh3001 3 года назад +1359

    "Bearer of the curse, seek misery"
    *Trying not to but ok 💁*

    • @Nonessentialsquid
      @Nonessentialsquid 3 года назад +3

      @Ben he’s a guy though?

    • @terachrome3817
      @terachrome3817 3 года назад +12

      @@Nonessentialsquid girl is gender neutral

    • @dgsezu
      @dgsezu 3 года назад +20

      @@terachrome3817 tf you mean girl is gender neutral lmfao

    • @Salchipapa97
      @Salchipapa97 3 года назад +2

      @@dgsezu like how using dude is gender neutral most of the time

    • @Garoukls
      @Garoukls 3 года назад +1

      @@Salchipapa97 how

  • @ZeroLenny
    @ZeroLenny 3 года назад +1189

    i like 18:59 for some reason not sure why

    • @ArtoriaZz2137
      @ArtoriaZz2137 3 года назад +87

      It will always remain a mystery.
      And what about 16:00?

    • @PowdergameFan18
      @PowdergameFan18 3 года назад +65

      18:59 awoke something in me long forgotten

    • @fracter6152
      @fracter6152 3 года назад +35

      Not hearing a 'yeeeaaahehe boi' made me sad ngl

    • @ZeroLenny
      @ZeroLenny 3 года назад +53

      @@ArtoriaZz2137 also a true banger

    • @maneater3795
      @maneater3795 3 года назад +10

      When are you going to do the Dark Souls Bongo with your feet?

  • @matthewroddick9737
    @matthewroddick9737 2 года назад +410

    Dark Souls 2: This game is about you, the character. It's about your story, not...why aren't you saying anything? Wait, what are you doing? Stop that, you're not supposed to-wait, please stop doing this, we want to build your character's story.
    Ymfah: *cicada chirping*

    • @geologist1235
      @geologist1235 10 месяцев назад +6

      I like the implication that the closest thing that Ymfah can do to replying is chirp as a cicada!

  • @cinnamcguffin1345
    @cinnamcguffin1345 3 года назад +573

    31:40 “have fun lol” as if anyone else is actually insane enough to do this crazy shit. Stay classy ymfah

    • @HekateMGO
      @HekateMGO 3 года назад +35

      The only other person dedicated AND crazy enough to do anything like this is probably Otzdarva lmao

    • @saintjiub8846
      @saintjiub8846 3 года назад +2

      @@HekateMGO was just thinking this

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 года назад +5

      @@HekateMGO Every sane person: I can't beat you, but he can.
      *Otzdarva erupts out of volcano*

    • @chutchut686
      @chutchut686 3 года назад +2

      Its actualy fun, using these as guides when you get bored of normal runs.

    • @henrikbgh7221
      @henrikbgh7221 3 года назад +1

      I think im gonna try it

  • @cristopherponcecarrera934
    @cristopherponcecarrera934 3 года назад +537

    "Get in the damn throne bearer of the curse"
    You did it again, my man, and the evangelion music made everything magic.

    • @hugoo5011
      @hugoo5011 3 года назад +2

      The evangelion in this video was perfect

  • @zedbags
    @zedbags 3 года назад +1285

    "Dark Souls 2: Miracle Only"
    "Dark Souls 3: Miracle Only"
    Lmao yeah right

    • @KouvolaMies
      @KouvolaMies 3 года назад +34

      DS3 miracle only has been done already.

    • @ApXucBuH
      @ApXucBuH 3 года назад +4

      @@KouvolaMies U serious?

    • @ApXucBuH
      @ApXucBuH 3 года назад +25

      DS2 miracle-only is too easy

    • @KouvolaMies
      @KouvolaMies 3 года назад +12

      @@ApXucBuH yes, by plateau peak. And blizzargioga is working on a WoWC only run.

    • @AtypicalAdventurer
      @AtypicalAdventurer 3 года назад +71

      Nah DS2 miracles are way more viable than DS3 miracles, borderline normal difficulty

  • @SleepyOcto
    @SleepyOcto Год назад +171

    "rip gwyn run" proceeds to do it anyway.

  • @KuroableNao
    @KuroableNao 3 года назад +758

    Ymfah: "I needed to turn human again so I used the domestic violence strat"
    "Uh excuse me?"

    • @frostknight7687
      @frostknight7687 3 года назад +19

      Humans are not innocents.

    • @Copier777
      @Copier777 3 года назад +46

      >beats down a crippled blind old woman who doesn't fight back
      *HUMANITY RESTORED*

  • @lucasm.3864
    @lucasm.3864 3 года назад +424

    I love the amount of “Holy shit, I didn’t know you could do that/That’s really creative” moments there are in these videos. These are always worth the wait.

    • @anthonyjayro5323
      @anthonyjayro5323 3 года назад +2

      Duddeee i loved so much the way he solved the problem of the cat ring akakamakakka

    • @justletmecomment6453
      @justletmecomment6453 3 года назад +2

      R E P A I R T R E E

  • @CyberChaosV2
    @CyberChaosV2 3 года назад +920

    when you're so socially inept, you resign yourself to an infinite resource grind instead of just telling a nice lady 'pretty please defrost the ice'

    • @CallMeMimi27
      @CallMeMimi27 3 года назад +7

      I would do the same

    • @steventylertriesit897
      @steventylertriesit897 3 года назад +6

      Maughlin to the Emerald herald
      "I have wares I can spare for you mi'lady"
      Emerald herald: "ugh"
      Maulin: "B-but mi'lady, m-m-mi'lady!"
      *Throws up*

    • @prince4503
      @prince4503 3 года назад

      Ultra instinct introverts 🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Though I am still at super Saiyan 1

    • @wiktorsiadul4319
      @wiktorsiadul4319 3 года назад +2

      Sigma grindset moment

  • @volgera684
    @volgera684 2 года назад +140

    Man, I'm so in love with this style of 'how to'. Love those small cinematic moments that just take in the environment of the area you're about to go through, and the music combined with it is so awesome! honestly watched this video 10+ times just for the masterful video editing

  • @Apethantos
    @Apethantos 3 года назад +573

    Next:
    How to beat Dark Souls with no electricity in real life.

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 3 года назад +26

      LARPers: [Pillar Men theme starts playing]

    • @icehoof
      @icehoof 3 года назад +15

      @@bionicdragon5
      Oh god, oh fuck
      * looks over at office workers and telemarketers * "yea... Those look awfully hollow to me"

    • @cheeseking5487
      @cheeseking5487 3 года назад +6

      Part one "Use potatoes to power your computer "

    • @yuridivietre
      @yuridivietre 3 года назад

      No console speedrun

    • @markdavis180
      @markdavis180 3 года назад

      Thats just Brazil, bro

  • @ethanwilliams8103
    @ethanwilliams8103 3 года назад +301

    Beat the game with out talking? That shouldn’t be too- oh...

    • @danielbalchin2308
      @danielbalchin2308 3 года назад +1

      Yeah i know right

    • @lucifer-yt8im
      @lucifer-yt8im 3 года назад

      Yeah i thought that first too

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 3 года назад +5

      Its like Hollow Knight without the Focus/heal ability:
      At first I was like: Sure, not that special! Pleanty of speedrunners do no heal runs no big de- Wait a minute!!
      No Focus = No dreamers = No HK fight = No base game ending
      Only possible ending is God Home ending = Boss rush with 40 bosses = Defeat all 40 bosses (including optional ones) in the game first!!
      Funny how a simple rule change can make such a difference in a game's run.

  • @KrisMainYT
    @KrisMainYT Год назад +223

    Only legends coming back to relive this (Gwen Run) moment
    28:40

    • @ApXucBuH
      @ApXucBuH Год назад

      GwEn is a goth girl from Total Drama, while you mean GwYn. Illiterate.

    • @mgoaway
      @mgoaway Год назад +10

      ‘GWYN’

    • @shagarumedic
      @shagarumedic Год назад +5

      The spider Gwen run

  • @EarlyCrowd
    @EarlyCrowd 3 года назад +1314

    Super interesting way to play the game, also learned some tricks from this. Just one nitpick, cant you get Giant seeds after killing Last Giant? Just use that, jump to the tower before Smelter that has no other way to enter than jumping. Use the seed, let the Alonne knights kill Dennis. Worked every time on SL1.

    • @mr._otis9840
      @mr._otis9840 2 года назад +111

      Just gonna... write this down rq

    • @Crazing
      @Crazing 2 года назад +23

      wait, cant you take seeds from the giant in soldiers resting place bonfire? I think i got 2 or 3, couldve got more but i didnt know what they did so just ignored them

    • @mr._otis9840
      @mr._otis9840 2 года назад +20

      @@Crazing You don't get the key unless you kill the Giant.

    • @pizza-for-mountains
      @pizza-for-mountains 2 года назад +5

      too easy

    • @Alfazri57
      @Alfazri57 2 года назад +1

      Wait, that still works? I mean last time I checked, the seed is bugged, and can't be used.

  • @aeternalslime9670
    @aeternalslime9670 3 года назад +1194

    the idea of someone having enough social anxiety to not talk to anyone, but having the self confidence reuired to murder multiple human people, is cracking me up

    • @red_menace1829
      @red_menace1829 3 года назад +27

      So basically most murderous individuals. Got it 👍

    • @asepsisaficionado7376
      @asepsisaficionado7376 3 года назад +71

      Sigma male moment

    • @jeebus2121
      @jeebus2121 3 года назад +8

      Seems pretty logical, actually.

    • @castorrodentia2954
      @castorrodentia2954 3 года назад +12

      Soulionaire Grindset

    • @ItsGBMoD
      @ItsGBMoD 3 года назад +2

      i do this all the time im glad i can do it in game too

  • @GilCAnjos
    @GilCAnjos 3 года назад +361

    Gotta love how Ymfah puts "beat Dark Souls 2" in the title but then he kills Nashandra and the video keeps going

    • @alfalldoot6715
      @alfalldoot6715 3 года назад +11

      Well there is a boss after Nashandra, and plus I think he meant kill complete every dlc too

    • @TheNephilimofEmpireCity
      @TheNephilimofEmpireCity 3 года назад +8

      @@alfalldoot6715 with p2d and Sotfs and dark souls 3 being out for the longest time now the DLC are really just apart of the main game

  • @alepippi
    @alepippi 2 года назад +22

    Un fratello

  • @robertdoherty4539
    @robertdoherty4539 3 года назад +389

    Average DS2 fan: "this game is clunky and broken. Unplayable."
    Average DS2 enjoyer: No talk

    • @eutriV33
      @eutriV33 3 года назад +13

      Why would a DS2 fan say that ?

    • @mewea
      @mewea 3 года назад +37

      @@eutriV33 because if you truly love something you both enjoy the good parts and embrace the flaws

    • @ConstantEve
      @ConstantEve 3 года назад +27

      @@mewea as someone who loves ds2 and had scholars as their first game... it is a clunky mess

    • @bup6340
      @bup6340 3 года назад +9

      I didn't have glitches or anything at all, for me it felt more stable than Dark Souls Remastered.
      But then again I played the Sotfs version in 2020, not the original.

    • @trashycannoey
      @trashycannoey 3 года назад +1

      flawed game but good

  • @trollegeeldritchlordofhorr4461
    @trollegeeldritchlordofhorr4461 3 года назад +368

    Coming up next
    How to beat Dark souls without opening the game.
    Edit: So instead of waiting I'll just post some tips from ymfah
    Step 1: Download files for Dark souls
    Step 2: Store the Dark souls File in a Pendrive or C.D.
    Step 3: Get a good Weapon prefably a hammer sword or chainsaw (or you can use your bare hands for flex).
    Step 4: Beat The Everliving Crap out of the C.D/pendrive until it is no longer existent
    Congrats you have the beaten the shit out of dark souls without ever opening the game.

    • @urb44n
      @urb44n 3 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @chickenwingbob2881
      @chickenwingbob2881 3 года назад +3

      Nah, that’s for Elden Ring.

    • @summit881
      @summit881 3 года назад +6

      Eventually, we'll get to How to beat Dark Souls without getting branded by the Darksign xD

    • @Akshay-Gupta
      @Akshay-Gupta 3 года назад

      I am guessing u could download a finished save file in the menus and done

    • @andreiiiksavvv6054
      @andreiiiksavvv6054 3 года назад

      Break the CD

  • @Varja376
    @Varja376 3 года назад +375

    "with a twist"
    yes, that is how keys work

  • @ProBrot
    @ProBrot 2 года назад +6

    I love your usage of Howl's Moving Castle and Princess Mononoke soundtrack - it fits perfectly. Great work, keep it up!

  • @iwomajewski108
    @iwomajewski108 3 года назад +356

    28:43 "DS3 Miracles only"
    Old Man: Oh I don't think so...

    • @are3287
      @are3287 3 года назад +21

      the only reason its not doable is that you dont get a single offensive miracle for vordt or gundyr
      although, you can still pacifist them

    • @RosieJonesRules
      @RosieJonesRules 3 года назад +8

      Ds2/3 poison only would be fun too!

    • @YTPrule
      @YTPrule 3 года назад +8

      MGSV Pacifist is too doable. Even mandatory Armor Skull fights have been done pacifist.

    • @TourFaint
      @TourFaint 3 года назад +5

      im just hyped for the teasing of mgsV vids to be honest.

    • @connorshort2308
      @connorshort2308 3 года назад +2

      I tried a Miracle build pretty good damage and looks badass but he will suffer at the start and I want to see it

  • @joewilliams8422
    @joewilliams8422 3 года назад +744

    *plays Elden ring and gets to final boss* reads boss name “ymfah the silent” *uninstalls*

    • @arpitdas4263
      @arpitdas4263 3 года назад +23

      Ymfah was the True Tarnished playing as a Lord all along

    • @joewilliams8422
      @joewilliams8422 3 года назад +8

      @@arpitdas4263 he is the dark soul

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 3 года назад +5

      @@arpitdas4263 I command thee K N E E L

    • @litcherallyy
      @litcherallyy 3 года назад +16

      Ymfah, the Unrelenting would be a better title. Even though he doesn't talk much, he has before, and also he literally does these challenges for days on end, torturing himself and then has to edit it on top of that. He truly is unrelenting.
      also he doesnt have flinch and has infinite stamina

    • @marceloamaro7787
      @marceloamaro7787 3 года назад +2

      Will be nice a Reference in Elden Ring

  • @lewisleslie2821
    @lewisleslie2821 3 года назад +186

    19:25 the bloodborne peasant voices had me laughing

  • @MasterPodi
    @MasterPodi 2 года назад +51

    I can't even really explain why, but this is definitely my favorite ymfah video. I went to rewatch it the other day and saw it had been struck down and I was so disappointed. Thanks for getting this gem back up.

    • @GolAcheron-fc4ug
      @GolAcheron-fc4ug 10 месяцев назад +7

      Now some parts of it are silent though :(

  • @blademalonzo7540
    @blademalonzo7540 3 года назад +426

    43:08
    Ymfah: "Go Offline"
    Me: So you were playing online the whole time?

    • @van8276
      @van8276 3 года назад +104

      during the making of this video, several gank squad was sent to stop ymfah from finishing the no talk run.

    • @lucaschelnski5611
      @lucaschelnski5611 3 года назад +95

      @@van8276 several talk* squad

    • @pizzaface117
      @pizzaface117 3 года назад +33

      @@lucaschelnski5611 And now none of them talk...

  • @VValunt
    @VValunt 3 года назад +202

    “Sorry I just committed several war crimes; I’m just too shy to talk” said to the corpse of a guy he also killed

  • @berk6413
    @berk6413 3 года назад +652

    18:47: “This is my “come,” this is my “come.””
    Spit my drink out so fast bruh

    • @mesotolioma5089
      @mesotolioma5089 3 года назад +18

      OOOOOOO- *dies*

    • @kpeters909
      @kpeters909 3 года назад +9

      right that part took me out lmao

    • @shnouth5391
      @shnouth5391 3 года назад +3

      You're a child

    • @berk6413
      @berk6413 3 года назад +50

      @@shnouth5391 Look out everyone, we got a badass over here

    • @shnouth5391
      @shnouth5391 3 года назад +2

      @@berk6413 Did you see other people say that as a response to their own replies and you thought it sounded cool? Sorry to say, it makes no fucking sense to blurt those words out after "you're a child".

  • @machomanalexyt5736
    @machomanalexyt5736 2 года назад +112

    When he was grinding the lion warrior set, I felt his pain.
    I'm one of those guys that likes to have 2 of every single piece of equipment.

    • @halcyon1644
      @halcyon1644 2 года назад +6

      Okay real quick question, WHY?! That sounds like torture

    • @machomanalexyt5736
      @machomanalexyt5736 2 года назад +40

      @@halcyon1644 I like to collect shit

    • @halcyon1644
      @halcyon1644 2 года назад +19

      @@machomanalexyt5736 Fair enough, have a good day

    • @bruh-im7gi
      @bruh-im7gi 2 года назад +3

      @@machomanalexyt5736 i do the same in every fromsoft game I played ngl so I feel ya

  • @WHEREAMIHELP1
    @WHEREAMIHELP1 3 года назад +909

    Wow, what an incredible conclusion to a legendary anime series. After 26 episodes, End of Evangelion, and the four Rebuild movies, it all ends with a social recluse murdering a guy wandering around in a filthy loincloth, suffering from dementia. Truly moving.

    • @NOGOHIPOO
      @NOGOHIPOO 2 года назад +11

      Send him to DC and ask for a sequel.

    • @bliss6417
      @bliss6417 2 года назад +20

      sounds like evangelion

    • @gremlinman9724
      @gremlinman9724 2 года назад +12

      so just more of the usual

    • @Violaphobia
      @Violaphobia 2 года назад +2

      @@bliss6417 tbh, better than Evangelion :P

  • @avajie
    @avajie 3 года назад +437

    I saw “no talk” and was like “how hard could it be?”
    Ymfah: “no leveling”
    Me: “oh.”

    • @eracer166
      @eracer166 3 года назад +14

      And no estus

    • @stormalfred1238
      @stormalfred1238 3 года назад +16

      @@eracer166 and no upgrading normally

    • @finmat95
      @finmat95 3 года назад +6

      Basically SL1 no upgrades

    • @KristapsK1
      @KristapsK1 3 года назад +14

      @@finmat95 but harder as you have limited heals until you reach aldias keep as no estus flask and no unlimited life gems

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 3 года назад

      No shopping

  • @AwayWithYouVileBeggar
    @AwayWithYouVileBeggar 3 года назад +248

    "And in the end, it was only silence." - DEEP Comment Nr.573

  • @salmoneverde6891
    @salmoneverde6891 2 года назад +24

    Il volpe si è segato vedendo questo video

  • @Jaantt07
    @Jaantt07 3 года назад +355

    Me being stupid.
    "How can this be a challenge? Bearer of the Curse dosen't even ta-...
    Starts attack at Emerald Herald.
    "Oh! Now I get it!"

  • @dr.toasty2343
    @dr.toasty2343 3 года назад +191

    How does he do this? Even with the most severe of handicaps he still makes himself op. Remeber how he basically became a god in skyrim no run? Like how?

    • @TKM20XX
      @TKM20XX 3 года назад +67

      The souls games despite the increased crippling difficulty actually gives u plenty of means to obtain viable equipment to adapt to these challenges. Dark Souls 2 especially with being able to have access to new game + equipment which are close to being fully upgraded on a first run. Ymfah makes it look easy but u actually need extensive knowledge of the many equipment capabilities and not to mention the patience and skill to go through such lengths and properly utilise them. This is a golden example of using everything the game allows u to inorder to overcome the impossible.

    • @dr.toasty2343
      @dr.toasty2343 3 года назад +17

      @@TKM20XX Yeah I guess that's fair, I've only ever played ds3 and while it was daunting at first the game is honestly too easy now, once you understand how the enemies/bosses work it's pretty simple.

    • @cptKamina
      @cptKamina 3 года назад +27

      He's not really op, except for very early maybe. He's just good at the game by now. Especially the end game bosses are beaten not by having some op equipment, it's the opposite, he is far weaker than you should be.

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 3 года назад +5

      @@dr.toasty2343 That's the rule of all Soulsborne games. NK took me like 40+ tries the first time. I now do him consistently without getting hit. Sekiro has that same rule even stronger. Ball breakingly difficult, yet once you master it, laughably easy.

    • @GaMeZaHoY
      @GaMeZaHoY 3 года назад

      100% pain

  • @ariqfauzan4982
    @ariqfauzan4982 3 года назад +112

    the no talking is cool and all, but can we appreciate his editing? its next level. you're awesome man.

    • @MatthewTheUntitled
      @MatthewTheUntitled 3 года назад +6

      No. His standard is so high for so long saying "this editing is good" implies others are not
      Edit: oh fuck me he ascended even further beyond @_@

    • @TheJanitorIsIn
      @TheJanitorIsIn 3 года назад +1

      Ymfah has been a fuckin G for a while now.

    • @arsenal4444
      @arsenal4444 3 года назад

      This is beyond any reasonable expectations.
      The only channel I watch at 1x speed to soak up every second, it's beautiful ;-;

  • @ForossanFlint
    @ForossanFlint 2 года назад +2

    1 year later and I still cry at the quote "Cos nobody can possibly replace solaire" mahboi

  • @Owiion
    @Owiion 3 года назад +128

    18:48 really GOT me out of nowhere. Powerful.

  • @AndyCandyZeroSugar
    @AndyCandyZeroSugar 3 года назад +194

    Dear Ymfah. This has been the first video I watched from you. Having seen your videos get recommended time after time, and watching parts of your Items Only challenge, I was prepared for something ingenious and exciting. But I wasn't prepared for this level of quality. I was blown away by your editing skills, the choice of music. I love the moments where you show places and npcs from unique angles we never see otherwise. Thank you for this experience, already saved the sound playlist, already discovered several that I fell in love with. Subscribed, and can't wait to see more from you!

    • @huntercochran3803
      @huntercochran3803 2 года назад +6

      Homeboy wrote a whole essay, inspirational

    • @yomama531
      @yomama531 2 года назад +2

      You've been missing out, hombre. Ymfah knows his shit.

    • @webpombo7765
      @webpombo7765 2 года назад +1

      Yeah boy, he even has a subtitle team to translate the subtitles of his videos to multiple languages, he's awesome, highly recommend.

    • @Henriquefraga666
      @Henriquefraga666 2 года назад

      It has more than 2 lines, I don’t read

  • @106640guy
    @106640guy 3 года назад +116

    Those darn cicada's are everywhere... Can't get sleep even in Iron keep

  • @erbitez
    @erbitez 2 года назад +7

    Mio padre si é segato qui

  • @rosesarafilovic
    @rosesarafilovic 3 года назад +98

    holy shit! a whole game of ds2 without “bearer seek seek lest”

  • @daboi901
    @daboi901 3 года назад +673

    "The First Sin was the game being made."
    Lmfao

    • @zanemob1429
      @zanemob1429 3 года назад +11

      I thought it was leveling dex…

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 3 года назад +24

      @@zanemob1429 That's second, but not nearly as bad.

    • @castor9907
      @castor9907 3 года назад +6

      Lmfao?
      Don't you mean
      YMFAH

    • @tiniest-scrub3559
      @tiniest-scrub3559 3 года назад +7

      @@TheStraightestWhitest actually the second sin is adp being a thing, leveling dex is third

    • @k54maclosky97
      @k54maclosky97 3 года назад +3

      not a big problem that why u can level up so quckly in this game so they had to balance the level up system a bit

  • @renqui59
    @renqui59 3 года назад +522

    0:53 using Miyazaki's film music on a Miyazaki's game what an achievement

    • @SawekWyup
      @SawekWyup 2 года назад +2

      Could you tell what is that song?

    • @renqui59
      @renqui59 2 года назад +21

      @@SawekWyup You got the playlist in the description : ruclips.net/video/pivSrTHbrkc/видео.html

    • @RezaQin
      @RezaQin 2 года назад

      Huh? Not the same one.

    • @renqui59
      @renqui59 2 года назад +9

      @@RezaQin Of course but it's still funny to notice those two namesakes

    • @damasrion9192
      @damasrion9192 2 года назад +2

      Miyazaki didn't direct 2 tho

  • @Nameless.-._
    @Nameless.-._ Год назад +12

    Bro I searched up Darksouls 2 walkthrough without talking, thinking it was like a no commentary one, this is way better.

  • @fell5514
    @fell5514 3 года назад +122

    Put him in Elden Ring and call the boss "The Silent King."

    • @seangambone8534
      @seangambone8534 3 года назад +17

      **the necron would like to know your location**

    • @frostknight7687
      @frostknight7687 3 года назад

      Yeah right after ray dhimitri

    • @eduardhegyi
      @eduardhegyi 3 года назад

      @@seangambone8534 i would like to know the necron race's location

  • @hlebvladimir726
    @hlebvladimir726 3 года назад +130

    Bearer of the curse, get on the goddamn throne!

    • @patatoe2124
      @patatoe2124 3 года назад +14

      “I can’t…”
      “YES YOU CAN GET ON THE THRONE CURSE BEARER!”

    • @daguts3590
      @daguts3590 3 года назад +10

      @@patatoe2124 "HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? YOU ARE NOT ME"

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 3 года назад

      Its an Angeru! Its an aNgEl!!!!! Angel its A!!!! ITS A GUNDAM!

  • @Jacksontruman92
    @Jacksontruman92 3 года назад +172

    Breaking news, mute hobo invades kingdom, killing everyone and crowns himself as new ruler

  • @crysosisback7115
    @crysosisback7115 2 года назад +31

    Love the infinite brightbug part, where you don't have the buff when defeating the boss
    "Hey go get that, it helps... Except if you die to it, of course."

  • @mysteryman2866
    @mysteryman2866 3 года назад +118

    I swear that every single Dark Souls 2 challenge he does is a masterpiece.

  • @SuperKratosgamer
    @SuperKratosgamer 3 года назад +138

    Now, how to beat real life without talking to anyone? asking for a friend.

    • @DrunkGnu
      @DrunkGnu 3 года назад +21

      got patched way back in the 1500s, I believe

    • @bigenemy000
      @bigenemy000 3 года назад +5

      Just send SMS or messages with the phone. It's not talking. It's writing

    • @matejvana3015
      @matejvana3015 3 года назад +18

      Just start killing random NPCs you'll meet, you will see your "Game Over" soon enough...

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 3 года назад +9

      If you have a friend you've already failed the run. Generally you need to talk to those

    • @mesotolioma5089
      @mesotolioma5089 3 года назад

      Sign language

  • @devilvocano420
    @devilvocano420 3 года назад +207

    The Evangelion Background, OSTs and sounds are on point

    • @wall6064
      @wall6064 3 года назад +2

      I totally agree, I was actually surprised.

  • @StoopidAnimul
    @StoopidAnimul 2 года назад +22

    "WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS!?"
    Comedy gold, my dude.

  • @austinjones5624
    @austinjones5624 3 года назад +181

    I like how considering the lore of DS2, there is canonically a legendary undead who had social anxiety so severe, that instead of coming out of his shell and trying to talk to people for the good of humanity, he just killed or completely ignored them out of sheer terror at the thought of conversation.

    • @xanx3572
      @xanx3572 3 года назад +1

      Name?

    • @austinjones5624
      @austinjones5624 3 года назад +25

      @@xanx3572 ymfah’s character my guy

    • @LegosR4Adlts
      @LegosR4Adlts 3 года назад +5

      @@austinjones5624 Honestly thought you were referring to Horace. He may not avoid them but personally I don’t find growling to be much better. Unless I missed some part of his lore where he just doesn’t have a tongue.

    • @HowlingGale
      @HowlingGale 3 года назад +13

      @@LegosR4Adlts I think the implication for Horace is indeed that his tongue was removed.
      "That's why he's Hushed, not Silent." - Miyazaki probably

    • @LegosR4Adlts
      @LegosR4Adlts 3 года назад +2

      @@HowlingGale Maybe so, someone knows, and it’s not me. All I can say is no wonder Anri moved on so quickly...
      Edit: I’m just now remembering 20 minutes later that his title is “the Hushed.” Now my joke is dumb.

  • @DeaDaR03
    @DeaDaR03 3 года назад +190

    Alternative title: a beginner's guide to masochism.

  • @krisnatherryano4610
    @krisnatherryano4610 3 года назад +180

    i love how covenant of the sunbros saved him from doing hardcore mode, praise the sun

  • @tealserpent4895
    @tealserpent4895 Год назад +20

    28:44 The madman still did it anyways. Godspeed

  • @rarehotdog7450
    @rarehotdog7450 3 года назад +328

    "Screw you Zullie"
    *Gets obliterated*
    Don't mess with Zullie, ymfah

  • @curriedcheesepuff
    @curriedcheesepuff 3 года назад +47

    How to deal with social anxiety in two simple steps.
    Step 1: make all the people disappear
    Step 2: steal their shit

    • @buttsagonton101
      @buttsagonton101 3 года назад +4

      Sounds like banditry but less detailed.

    • @unluckycatfish6866
      @unluckycatfish6866 3 года назад +1

      Step 3. If someone comes for the shit, make them disappear as well

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 3 года назад +1

      @@unluckycatfish6866 What part of "ALL the people" did you not understand?

    • @unluckycatfish6866
      @unluckycatfish6866 3 года назад +2

      @@Bluecho4 What if its not people?

    • @MikaMikhailMikhailovich
      @MikaMikhailMikhailovich 3 года назад +1

      Sociopathy 101

  • @Manuel_kawa
    @Manuel_kawa 2 года назад +6

    Impossibile non segarsi

  • @briancooley8777
    @briancooley8777 3 года назад +388

    You have to name your character “…” so when the old firekeeper asks your name you stay silent. Otherwise you talked.

    • @ApXucBuH
      @ApXucBuH 3 года назад +39

      Why you think that character couldn't write its name on a piece of paper?

    • @panose6542
      @panose6542 3 года назад +10

      @@ApXucBuH I don’t remember paper in that room though

    • @thisstatementisfalsenothin5312
      @thisstatementisfalsenothin5312 3 года назад +38

      ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

    • @ApXucBuH
      @ApXucBuH 3 года назад +2

      @@panose6542 fair enough, but maybe it was written

    • @panose6542
      @panose6542 3 года назад

      @@ApXucBuH fair enough

  • @SwearDie96
    @SwearDie96 3 года назад +358

    16:18 "Select Leave" had my dying!!

    • @arturovi
      @arturovi 3 года назад +1

      hahah

    • @PunkZombie1300
      @PunkZombie1300 3 года назад +3

      Most underrated joke on this channel

    • @archibaldsutherland177
      @archibaldsutherland177 3 года назад +1

      Could someone please explain for the uninitiated? He's trying to leave the coc and it's not working..?

    • @PunkZombie1300
      @PunkZombie1300 3 года назад +30

      @@archibaldsutherland177 When you open up a menu like that "Leave" just means to leave the menu. In order to leave a covenant you need to abandon it via Shalquoir the cat or by joining another covenant (technically it's never referred to as "leaving" in game, it's always "abandoning"). So it was a joke about leaving the covenant by selecting the "Leave menu" option.

    • @archibaldsutherland177
      @archibaldsutherland177 3 года назад +15

      @@PunkZombie1300 oh my god i get it now thank you so much

  • @wavestrider2160
    @wavestrider2160 3 года назад +96

    SHINJI GET ON THE DAMN THRONE

  • @pingaazul8061
    @pingaazul8061 Год назад +5

    1:31 why youtube?

    • @ApXucBuH
      @ApXucBuH Год назад

      because f*ck ymfah and f*ck us all, that's why. And also because capitalism, yep

  • @Toto-95
    @Toto-95 3 года назад +265

    "the first sin was this game beeing made"
    I almost pissed myself at that part

    • @m2bexe.calibur468
      @m2bexe.calibur468 3 года назад +3

      only guy who suck on it said that
      just slap denis in to the lava it not a big problem

  • @amethonys2798
    @amethonys2798 3 года назад +237

    18:47 I was not ready for this at all

  • @supercaptainstar7558
    @supercaptainstar7558 3 года назад +280

    17:00 I fucking shed a tear...You're always there for us when we most need you....

  • @superheriber27
    @superheriber27 7 месяцев назад +5

    Shame the audio is gone in so many places, hopefully there's an archive somewhere of the video

    • @ApXucBuH
      @ApXucBuH 6 месяцев назад

      try looking on kemono

  • @CrabBar
    @CrabBar 3 года назад +151

    To be frank, for a no talking run there sure has been a lot of talk about strategies, tips and memes 🤔

    • @drachenbuster
      @drachenbuster 3 года назад

      kinda fucked up

    • @solus5635
      @solus5635 3 года назад +6

      1hp hardcore moonlord when?

    • @stallfighter
      @stallfighter 3 года назад +1

      @@solus5635 right after Skyblock no NPC interactions apparently

    • @BidiguiloChefao
      @BidiguiloChefao 3 года назад

      in before "didnt expect you here"

    • @ishikkayabas1314
      @ishikkayabas1314 3 года назад +1

      My goodness folks, let the man enjoy a video ffs

  • @arthurdurham
    @arthurdurham 3 года назад +221

    I feel so bad for the Majula Blacksmith, he cowers and puts his hands up when you attack him 😭

    • @ApXucBuH
      @ApXucBuH 3 года назад +13

      that's why everytime I kill him (yes, I want to try this run myself) I say _I'm sorry, little one_

    • @briancooley8777
      @briancooley8777 3 года назад +5

      Anti-socials are merciless

  • @K369-v3o
    @K369-v3o 3 года назад +348

    ymfah *no talking*
    Old ladies in the beginning: i'm about to end this man's whole challenge run

    • @ApXucBuH
      @ApXucBuH 3 года назад +13

      No, because Ymfah just opened the door.

    • @k-n0mi912
      @k-n0mi912 3 года назад +69

      He is forced to do it, but at the same time its a cut scene not an interaction or the talking option.

    • @halvarianknight4477
      @halvarianknight4477 3 года назад +10

      Instances of forced damage don't end a no damage run. So why should character creator end a no talking run?

    • @K369-v3o
      @K369-v3o 3 года назад +7

      @@halvarianknight4477 Instanced of forced damage or death are usually skipped. Like the elevator skip in DS1. Otherwise, I'd still have the same opinion. If a game has a segment where the player character is forced to take a hit. It is impossible to do a no hit run without mental gymnastics. If the elevator skip was not possible in DS1 then it would be impossible to do a no death run of DS1 without mental gymnastics. Simple As.
      I made a joke. If you want to be so srs about it, go find an old lady skip for DS2.

    • @halvarianknight4477
      @halvarianknight4477 3 года назад +7

      @@K369-v3o honestly just memeing. If there was a way to skip the tutorial area it'd have already been found.

  • @welton9748
    @welton9748 Год назад +8

    One day we will return here and the video will be completely muted ffs RUclips

  • @headhunter6734
    @headhunter6734 3 года назад +176

    "Seek misery." - The Emerald Herald, Dark Souls 2