You Can't Eat Marbles - Key & Peele
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- Опубликовано: 7 апр 2019
- During his first day on the job, the assistant state's attorney can't resist a beautiful jar full of marbles.
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the way he says “forget the marbels boi” is amazing
marbles*
@@Nesakysiutau BOYYYGHH!!*
Boiiii
2:30
Carl Winslow
When accidentally laughing during a comedy sketch could literally kill you.
😭😭right like you’d have to be extra careful
Dude, there's no way they would let him completely stuff his mouth with real marbles, those gotta be gums or something
Cao Urso-polar those sounded like marbles to me man
@@elz1074 he can still choke on the gum balls
Wow 2:48
Imagine if he actually starting choking and everyone thought he was acting
😳
😭i don't even want to think about!
That's why he hasn't been in any new videos.
The fall isnt real. Its just sound effects. So no harm in that. Vamos nigga vamos
He actually died doing this trick
"I know there's another in there."
The fact that the job is still on the table is remarkable.
They know their clientele...
Remarbable*
@@derrickmoses1507 I can only marble at your pun
@@Shive1337 dammit
@@Shive1337 What a Marvellous reply
"...doesn't cook, doesn't clean; the only thing she'll do is turn a blind eye" 🤣 ...Lady Justice
Super Smash Flash 2 Beta Complete Soundtrack yay another arrogant European
"Reminiscent of a Kerry Washington, in her prime" lol
%100
What’s that supposed to mean
I just got to do it. I am your thousand liker
“ FUHGET THE MARBLES BOI!”
Gewd gawd!
Uwu sw cwwl
Are you outta your goddamn mind?
Lol!!
When did he say that?
This skit is just the acknowledgement that even as adults, we still have a small part of us that still really, really, wants to eat marbles.
Marbles are for amateurs. I ate Bucky Balls.
this is a uniquely human experience that every person has experienced at some point. it transcends gender, race, language, and religion. it is the only uniting factor between us all
I've never put marbles in my mouth.
@@vinikampferherzbarros27 LIAR
@@vinikampferherzbarros27 but you've thought about it
Underrated background comedy is that Peele was talking about his sexual attraction to the Lady Justice statue
i believe that was on purpose, used as a tool to determine whether or not the marbles enchanting ability was enough to keep a person in a strong enough trance that they could not hear even the most absurd dialogue
He would like to hit that, SEXCHUALLY
My old science teacher had a jar of marbles like that. They too wielded the same power..
That is how he got rid of the low scoring students.
How did you resist?
@M Muss I'd let them succ on me, I dont know about you.
@M Muss Please don't put fortnite in the same line with Jojo..
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this is how i feel when someone has candy on their desk.
And the minute they turn around, a handful of that candy magically transfers to my pocket... 😂
I'm too scared to take any but I be staring hella hard
@@mynaturalneeds most relatable shii I've ever seen😭😭😭😂
You can ask politely. Worth a try
@@glorytofathersonandholyspirit Now, everyone is definitely entitled to their own opinion, but I personally didn't take that as thirsty. As someone who has been on the receiving end of so many dry mouthed desperate seeming men that I have taken to purposely choosing either somewhat blurry or less attractive photos of myself than I used to as my profile pics. I honestly thought his comment was sweet and respectful.
Okay but this has got to be low key the most dangerous sketch they’ve ever filmed lol
No, when he had a 'mouthful' they were using one big prop, probably some kind of mouth guard with marbles glued to the front. It's very easy to tell his mouth was empty except for in front of the lips. He only ever had 3 or 4 marbles in his mouth when he was actually spitting them out but I'm guessing those were actually candy, there is some really fancy candy with a glossy icing that makes it look like a marble but besides that 3 or 4 isn't really a choking hazard. The perfect circular nature means it'll just slide down your throat and through your digestive tract easily. Glass is also, for the most part, inert so you don't have to worry about dissolving or cracking it inside your stomach and getting cut. Also pretty hard to crack a marble not that they'd move around much inside you. That being said I did still feel some tension at the idea of having your mouth full of marbles and falling backwards off a chair like that. 😬
@@DrakeOola Seems likely.
You guys Are so fucking soft over there lmaoooo
@@siimkask14 Not everyone as hard as you
@@DrakeOola Didn't ask.
The marbles feel like an SCP of some sort.
HHHHHMMMMM an scp you say?!
Oh shi-
Or he's using it to catch SCPs of a certain nature...
Its SCP 5633
Cognitohazard.
The music is so theatrical, it should be the Marble Universe.
Jason Heavner 😭😭
Corny as fuck...but it made me chuckle 🤙🏻👊🏼
Its the same music from The Monster Squad
Its shit but it me made smile tho
You have 555 reply and im really tempted to give a like, inorder to maintain balance as it should be
I got so worried about Key choking when I was watching this episode.
K Same! I had anxiety watching that. Lol
How do you become an episode?
@@unclemumtaz5690 Now you're mixing past and present tense. That's hardly better.
Uncle Mumtaz no
Sssaammmmeeee!
I see Minty Maniacs, Savage Speeders, a couple Reflektors, some Rojo Rollers, Golden Orbs, Oceanics, Jawbreakers, a Snowball, one Crazy Cat's Eye, maybe one O'ranger and a bunch of distant relatives of Team Momo.
Marble Olympics team!!!!! Wooo!!!
No pureies,steelies,humble bees or aggies?
U remember their names? U are addicted!! Yay
My fav are the Thunderbolts.. just the way they look.. so majestic
Pl. P l. P llpllp. Pl p pollo po. Pl. Pcpp cop pococppppppcppppppppppp x xxcxxx xxcxxxcxcgggg0000g00g⁰xg c gg0⁰0g0p990p0 gccg⁰000000g0g00c0cg xxxxcccccccccccccccccxccc xoplc cxcxxxxxxxx lxcccxoxxxgccccx pcppxpppxcccxc xxp
I love how they can turn even a comedy skit into psychological horror
Ever see Get Out? He's a master
The scariest part is that he probably doesn’t even wash the marbles after people use them.
How is that scary
@@evanodwyer153 aids
@Zykohs WOW really Aids has been around for nearly 40 years and it has been known for like 30+ years that you can not get Aids that way. Pick up a book lol.
@@tbirum it's not that serious mate lmaoo
@@tbirum it's a joke
This reads like a short story you’d have to read in English class
Piper Palpatine like something Edgar Allen Poe would write
Now what did we learn today class? No it’s not don’t eat marbles.
Reads? It's a video
1. How did the main character relate to the marbles? What made him inclined to put them in his mouth? Your response must include text evidence.
yeah one of those short stories with a nefarious plot twist
I counted the marbles. There was a total of 34 in his mouth.
omg you did not LOL
Damn.
...and 7 drops of saliva while he was spitting them out. Do you keep your fingernails in your pocket too? Um, yeah... Me either...
@@johnny9066 O M G L O L
Thanks
"You were saying that justice is a dumb blind old lady" I lost it XD!!!!!!
When he said “forget the marbles, boy!” I felt that.
The guy's clearly never seen "My Fair Lady"
Forget the marbles boiiie 😂😂😂
I died laughing at that part 😂
@@Superdarkcloud666 Exactly what I thought of... (swallows it) “I think I swallowed one..”
Not sure why it’s my favorite part 😂
‘Lady Justice just stands there in my office, staring at me...” umm...She blind boi...
Steviebear i read that at the same time he said it. It gave me goosebumps 🙂
Steviebear technically you can still stare at something even if you’re blind sooooooooooooo
Mytty Dohun search up the definition your wrong
That's the joke
Also her tiddy hangin out.
“Haha that’s funny I can’t believe he would do that”
Also me eying the bag of marbles on my nightstand
DO IT.
@@carolyntalbot947 I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.
If that bag of marbles on the nightstand are all strung together, don't put them in your mouth, they aren't marbles.
I love how so many of their skits always start off normal and evolve into some kind of supernatural or sinister plot twist 🤣🤣
I got a job at an attorney's office in Arizona.
Then I choked to death on a jar of marbles...
CON-SE-QUENC-ES!!!
Nailed it!👏👏👏
Yes yes yes!!!
rip😭
@Nehemiah Cha Cry harder
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Watching him down those marbles gave me so much anxiety
Literally me too I felt like I was gonna choke :(
That’s good natural instinct.
Azim Qureshi they are professional scripter they wouldn’t be damage by them.
The man with a box of legos
He probably had a mouth guard that kept all the marbles at his front teeth
3:48 “but she is bliiiiiind” fuckin love his delivery lmfao
The cinematography of Jordan turning around looking at his fingers with the magnifying glass is true art
Did he call lady justice a slippery little scallop 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Lol! That’s what I said!
Dawn Mcneil hahaha slippery scallop
He sure did
Can someone explain that to me? I have an iq of 1
Who the hell gives their husband a jar of marbles
His wife
Hopefully my wife, marbles were there REAL street game when I was little
Dude i wish my wife give me a jar or marbles when i get married😂
If I had a wife I would like to get marbles too
Lol well now I know what to get my husband
"He's obsessed with marbles"
"He's obsessed with Lady Justice"
1:14 hes asking "what is going on" before hes turning around.
I dont know why but that makes it even funnier xD
" *What Is Goin' On?* "
I literally read this comment exactly when he said it lol
MARBLES!
lexi2008 same!
i was the 1k like
I didn’t laugh at it until I saw this comment
The thumbnail of this video has the same energy as when Thanos first got the time stone in Infinity War
😂
Oh my, you’re right.
IKR ?!
Of course it is. It is all connected 💎
Consequences 😂
"Forget the marbles boy"
2:31
You can tell that Peele really prepared for directing Get Out through alot of his comedy skits 😭
I'm always scared while watching this... like how didn't Keegan actually choke to death
They do their own stunts
The ending isn't part of the skit
It could be candies
He actually died, that’s why the show ended
@@cdf360 aww that's sed
I love how he says "What is going on" before he actually turns around. Great skit 😂
My favourite bit😂😂😂
Kind of genius. Almost like it's foreshadowing that it was the plan all along
cause he heard the marbles
I'm guessing they crafted some mouth insert thing that makes it look like you got a gob full of marbles
I hope so because he could have legit died choking on marbles here lol
They did. Play it frame by frame after pausing the video and using the comma and period keys ( , . ). You can see the marbles defy physics not falling out of his mouth or moving around and also the fact that his mouth is empty except for an orange peel sort of look in front of his teeth. Probably just glued some marbles to a cheap mouth guard. For the scenes where he spits them out it's not that dangerous since they'd pass through your body harmlessly but they probably still took precaution and replaced it with candy or something. I've had candy that looks exactly like marbles before, only difference is that they were the size of ping pong balls but it was just like m&ms, chocolate with a glossy glaze on it.
Please elaborate......
Sounds like an idea for a new SCP. "The Marblelous Temptation"
What’s a scp
@@Andrewtatesbiggestfan look it up
almost every skit by Key & Peele can be considered an SCP in their own right
Just thought this
@@aNdroid-tk2xb *C O N T I N E N T A L B R E A K F A S T*
“Well don’t do that, just, don’t do that”
This is the best part of the whole skit it kills me everytime
1:43
He seems so SINCERE when he says he needs to know what the marbles feel like in his face! So sincere! Like I forgot it was a sketch comedy and not real or a documentary! Damn he's a good actor!
That’s the funniest part of about it
The sound effect of all those marbles scattering as Keegan hits the floor... comedic perfection!
Then back to the desk admiring Kerry Washington statue of Justice 😂
What is just so amazing about Key & Peele's sketches, is that they were not only really well written but the performances by both of them elevated them even more. Like in this one: Key's character is obviously the buffon, but Peele's "FORGET THE MARBLES, BWOOOI!" just gets everytime
found the english teacher.
The way he stepped on that Rogue marble
Yeah that was awesome improv 😁
"...Lady Justice... doesn't cook, doesnt clean but what she does is turn a blind eye..." 😂😂😂
Seriously how did he not choke this skit was incredibly dangerous 😂😂
A prop
2:45 - a rare glimpse of Peele almost breaking character, the little twitch in the corners of his mouth give it away and I can't blame him that shit had me in tears XD
No. He was pursing his lips in disdain. Is it that hard for people to read other’s emotions…?
Yeah, not sure what you're seeing there. That's not what's happening.
No, not even. The only time I saw them not edit out a time he started to crack was the sketch when he went to see his long lost father, but he was facing the other way.
This is the most random thing ever.
yet its great these guys are creative writers thats what makes em extra funny mofo
Unicorn
I am the octopus
This is a horror movie I'd pay to go see. A smart cunning villian who's killed many this way before. Who will take him down??
The marbles themselves
An iron-jawed man who can chew the marbles.
or maybe some kind of magic villain with a bunch of magically infused items like the jar of marbles, and maybe lady justice statue and the magnifying glass Jordan holds at the end. All magical items that can utterly fascinate certain people. In this case, the jar of marbles got Key
then at the end of the movie, the villain works so hard to obtain these magical items just to fall to his own devices.
Captain marble
Imagine how high was the person who wrote this script.
This skit is so absurd but it still has a meaning I love it
“Lady Justice just stands here in my office, looking at me”
@Steve Buscemi but shes blind...
Imagine him choking during his take...
I doubt its all real. They probably built a prop mouth piece for the take where he chugs them. And when he's spitting out they use skittles. With editing and sound effects it all helps the illusion.
Yes, I doubt they do anything dangerous. It's called acting. They work out the tricks of illusion.
@@VincentStevenStudio I mean he probably spit out the marbles. It's not dangerous to swallow a marble at all, only if it gets down the wrong hole. And if a skittle or a marble does that, that's ultimately ... yknow. I nearly died on a grape once.x
@@finnslibrary2189 yes... That's the definition of "dangerous"
Vinny Banana ...yeah, probably not. 😹
The musical scoring on this show is fire
*"Lady Justice doesn't cook, she doesn't clean. She just turns a blind eye..."*
I'm really late to watching Key & Peele's videos, but they are THE most versatile actors out there.
! I just started watching their videos too and the first video I saw was the one friend that makes everything awkward 😂
their "Turbulence" episode got me here
I’m slowly getting hooked.
Get out got me here. Then if Hogwarts was inner city
Me too, just started watching k & p..
You could say he...
Lost his marbles
Ba dum tss
“Janice, send in the clean up crew. Another one... lost his marbles”
Now this is the comment I was waiting for
I read that in Dr. Evil’s voice
...but they're right there.. on the floor.
3:35 That's what she said
The part that gets me is Peele’s little head wiggle as he goes to sit back at his desk after Key fell for the mah-bul trick 😂
"You can't eat marbles."
Not with that attitude
You win.
😂😂😂😂
On this week's episode of
*My Strange Addiction*
I’m addicted to hitting the woah.
Been laughing at this for a good minute, but this could actually be a great interview strategy for employers. Leave distractions around to test the interviewee’s self-control for the job
Having been in several interviews that is a good test. 🤦
"You were saying Justice was a dumb blind old lady." "Yes... no. She's not." lol
this sketch was just marbleous. (i'll see myself out)
Haha I 😆
Please do
😂
Hey! Don't lose your marbles over it.
Lolololol
That's why I've stayed away from obtaining marbles
Clouds my judgement
right? this is like the best psa.
M' judgement*
You from reddit?
Only if you lose your marbles
Lol I love when Jordan says "How's that?" When it makes no sense . You guys are the best
"She's reminiscent of Kerry Washington in her prime." --- HOW did I never hear that beautiful throwaway reference until now??
I don’t get it
@@comradekoala1245 Washington played Alicia Masters, a blind character that appeared in the 2000s Fantastic Four movies. It's a hilarious nod to nerdom.
@@Avarcirith Ohhh I get it now lol
Just noticed it myself. Dk how I ever missed it before. Lol!!
They should make a whole movie based on this
"Lord of the marbles"
What u are fucking skunked that is just shit
Yes!!!
gotta be honest dude im with andy on this one.
"Forget the marbles BOY!"
Boi! - Arthur Morgan
This might be the most dangerous act Key did
Years later, still one of my favorite K&P sketches.
"JUST DON'T DO THAT" lol. The eerie ending. YOU two could so revamp Twlight Zone.
Funny you say that because Jordan Peele is doing the twilight zone
Funny you should say that...
Sadly he's just narrating I think, it'd be cool if he wrote for it though
@Backstage Bum true
😁
"Another one fell for the marble trick." K&P are just adorable. Every eyebrow lift, twisted lip, slow turn of head, half-lidded eye, is delectable. Love them to bits!
h 😱
Yo ur comment alone is "delectable." Write a book, plz. I'd read that shit lmao
DUHN'T THE COMEDIANS BOI!
You can always tell which skits jordan wrote because they have that twilight zone tales from the crypt vibe
I love this dynamic duo. I think they have so much talent and potential. I just pictured Keegan-Michael Key as a movie villain here. That ominous music and his face makes for a great villain.
Can we please take note of how much of an actual choking hazard filming this skit must've been?
Exactly. I hope they took precautions when doing this.
yeah HAHAHA it was givin me a lil anxiety but key is still alive so thank God
yeah lol. when he was eating them with his hands I assumed it was just sound effects and he wasn't actually putting them in his mouth but by the end....he sure seems to have a mouthful of marbles lol. I guess for the full mouth shot they probably built some prop studded with marble so there was no risk of swallowing them but for the scene where he's spitting them I assume it's at least partially real.
He probably only put a few in the front of his mouth but just stretched his mouth wider so it would look fuller
I am sure there was some paramedics ready to take care of the situation in case something bad happened
So his wife gave him marbles that make people choke to death.. what a loving wife
Or he lied
I lost it when he picked up the entire jar and started tossing them into his mouth 😂😂🤣🤣
the directing and way everything comes together here is legitimately impressive. no wonder they did movies after this.
“BUT SHE IS BLIND, REMINISCENT OF KERRY WASHINGTON.” IS HE TALKING ABOUT FANTASTIC FOUR I CANT
ridlem3this thank god you said it it was killing me man
ridlem3this lol the things girlfriend????
Time stamp?
Haha yessss I totally forgot Kerry was even in that
@@murlocmasher3368 3:53
These guys make me feel like I'm normal lol
In the 90s marbles were a staple in every house. They were inside lamps, jars, Kleenex box holders, and planters. Decoration. As a kid I ate several, I broke several, I buried many, lost most.
2:07 Remy fixing the pot of soup which Linguini catches on later
One of the first Key and Peele sketches I ever saw. Marbleous and classic
Yup!😂
Now wait just one second
*FORGET THE MARBLES BUOY*
02:22 what is the name of this god damn soundtrack?? anyone know about this?
Still waiting....
God damn. Still waiting....
@@eichorsttornhill6912😔
we are both waiting now
I have in irrational fear of choking on marbles, watching this skit was 5 minutes of terror 😂
I'd like to hear Winslow Thatchet's full thoughts on Lady Justice.
Peele: So I’m thinking for the next sketch we make a commentary on civil rights. Maybe I’ll make a movie starring you-
Key: *M A R B L E S*
Peele: *Why, of course.*
For anyone concerned. When he started to pour the marbles, they cut away and when they came back, the jar was blocking his mouth already. He had in a mouth guard with marble pieces glued to it. None of the loose marbles actually went into his mouth, they just bounced off the mouth guard. It's why the ones in his mouth didn't fall out or move around despite him leaning forward. It's also why his cheeks weren't bulged out at the end but his lips were.
I just noticed this so I felt like I needed to come to the comments to see if it was already here :)
I'll be honest. Ever since I first saw this sketch, I can't look at marbles in real life without at least briefly considering putting them all in my mouth.
I feel like this needs a sequel.
That's a straight up SCP if I ever saw one.
Most likely Euclid based on the level of hazard posed and the intensity of the draw, although Safe doesn't seem out of the question considering that keeping them out of sight might negate the draw. We don't know if people would be drawn to them regardless of if their container is solid which is why we can't rule which one it is definitively with the information available.
@@AgTheFreeborn A definite cognitohazard, though. I'd probably recommend for them to be upgraded to Euclid class just based on their unpredictable nature.
To be kept in a sealed room with the marbles at all times. No entry permitted unless authorized by the director of the wing
3:15 funniest part of the entire video
one of their best sketches just so absurd and hilarious
It’s well-done like all their sketches, but this only has a chuckle from how Peele says “forget the mahbles boiiii”. This is just a weird idea with an inexplicably weird ending. Kind of a throwaway for me
I love the sense of danger and wonder that the music conveys when he’s coveting the marbles. So much creativity in this show.
4:38 that head wiggle as he walks gets me everytime
This skit was hilarious, but can we acknowledge the brilliance of the soundtrack? It was one recurring motif, but every time it repeated, it slowly got more sinister.
That was so weird I had this sense memory while I was watching. A long forgotten memory of having marbles in my mouth as a kid. I could feel the texture and the clinking sound in my mouth.