Why Doesn't the Queen of England Need a Passport?

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  • @TodayIFoundOut
    @TodayIFoundOut  6 лет назад +27

    Now that you know why the Queen of England doesn't need a passport check out this video and find out about The First U.S. Presidential Assassination Attempt:
    ruclips.net/video/xBCyvllTPio/видео.html

    • @ronalddunne3413
      @ronalddunne3413 5 лет назад +1

      Her Royal Britannic Majesty doesnt need a driver's license or a passport... the things one learns while surfing the web!

    • @LONDON4KWALKS
      @LONDON4KWALKS 5 лет назад +3

      It’s not “Queen of England”. The correct way is Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and other Commonwealth countries.

    • @haadroon
      @haadroon 5 лет назад +2

      @@LONDON4KWALKS im kenyan and that old woman she dont represent me neither would any african person alive would accept her as their queen it only works with few bribe fed scum politicians

    • @haadroon
      @haadroon 5 лет назад +1

      @@LONDON4KWALKS blacks are free no more slavery get over it

    • @haadroon
      @haadroon 5 лет назад

      IF SHE DONT CARRY IT WHY SHOULD WE

  • @markog1999
    @markog1999 8 лет назад +4696

    Customs: do you have proof of identity?
    Queen: *holds up £5 note*

  • @charlotte-mg9wj
    @charlotte-mg9wj 8 лет назад +296

    she does have photo ID; in the UK, we call it "money".

    • @williamroden8495
      @williamroden8495 7 лет назад +3

      charlotte Bowyer .
      True that! I do like your sense of humor!

    • @pphyjynx8217
      @pphyjynx8217 7 лет назад +4

      true in canada too

    • @gregsteele806
      @gregsteele806 6 лет назад +11

      She has her own money, and when I say she "Has her own money." I mean SHE HAS HER OWN MONEY!

  • @maximeprometheas
    @maximeprometheas 5 лет назад +174

    The Queen is such badass for that driving-the-Saudi King move... LOL

    • @tjpm
      @tjpm 5 лет назад +3

      Maxime Prometheas Wicked !! ✨

    • @BlaacHollow
      @BlaacHollow 4 года назад +5

      And then the queen blast Black Sabbath on the radio at the same time.

    • @twostep919
      @twostep919 4 года назад +1

      Undeserved monarchy is not badass, unless you're a sheep.

    • @maximeprometheas
      @maximeprometheas 4 года назад +9

      @@twostep919 No, I'm just not British, and enjoyed how she tortured the bigoted king.

    • @crazyfishmonster459
      @crazyfishmonster459 3 года назад +5

      @@twostep919 I think the entire life devoted to the service of the nation, including personally in WW2, perfectly entitles her to her crown. That is far more than most elected politicians.

  • @jp4431
    @jp4431 5 лет назад +323

    Ma'am, where's your passport?
    I AM THE PASSPORT

    • @moltenpants
      @moltenpants 4 года назад +6

      And driving licence also

    • @phillipmcgough6282
      @phillipmcgough6282 4 года назад +3

      @@moltenpants stamps too lol

    • @conveyor2
      @conveyor2 4 года назад

      Where is the visa sticker pasted in?

  • @cityuser
    @cityuser 8 лет назад +2077

    Full name? Queen.
    Country of Origin? Queen.
    Date of Birth? Queen.
    Occupation? Queen.

    • @NotQuiteFirst
      @NotQuiteFirst 8 лет назад +384

      Favourite rock band? Queen

    • @tungus-
      @tungus- 8 лет назад +26

      haha good one

    • @cityuser
      @cityuser 8 лет назад +158

      Which Queen? The Queen.

    • @Jariid
      @Jariid 8 лет назад +86

      Are you bringing any dangerous weapons or potentially prohibited goods? Queen.
      *Shuffles along with a heavy dufflebag clanking around with metal inside*

    • @TheStgmp44
      @TheStgmp44 8 лет назад +112

      Queen Victoria's would have been better ......... Occupation ? 1/3 of the world lol

  • @FUBAR956
    @FUBAR956 8 лет назад +270

    I'm an American but I admit the Queen is one tough grandma.

    • @phantomphotography8404
      @phantomphotography8404 8 лет назад +1

      Nathan Garza lol

    • @slavensmolcic
      @slavensmolcic 8 лет назад +2

      Uber-grandma ;-)

    • @darylbealottapayne8053
      @darylbealottapayne8053 8 лет назад

      Yeah, it seems the hag just doesn't want to die, ever.

    • @melbourneopera
      @melbourneopera 7 лет назад

      so where is the "tough" grandpa or otherwise get verbally bombarded?

    • @philippaharris7156
      @philippaharris7156 7 лет назад +6

      Daryl Bea Lotta Payne how dare you criticise the Queen by calling her a hag. That is disrespectful and figuratively treason.

  • @averagejoey2000
    @averagejoey2000 8 лет назад +536

    "do you know how fast you were going? "
    *window rolls down*
    I am the queen of England, Wales, and the Britons, Elizabeth Windsor the second. I vouch for the driving ability of the operator of this motor vehicle, and I do know how fast it was going.
    *window rolls up*
    *car speeds away*
    "yes marm"

    • @connorvex7308
      @connorvex7308 8 лет назад +1

      Joseph Simone

    • @reginahenke4963
      @reginahenke4963 8 лет назад +24

      damn, i would die for the right to say this to a traffic cop once in my life.
      Being a badass - doing it like THE QUEEN.

    • @neilwilliams929
      @neilwilliams929 8 лет назад

      Joseph Simone good one

    • @user-us6nh5qy8q
      @user-us6nh5qy8q 8 лет назад

      wow...

    • @beaconrider
      @beaconrider 8 лет назад +1

      Elizabeth the first was not a Windsor. So there cannot be an Elizaabeth the second for some time yet.

  • @azimuthnext591
    @azimuthnext591 5 лет назад +112

    King Abdullah : where's the driver?Queen: what driver?(Queen drives furiously)King Abdullah: thinking (I was right, I should never let woman drive in my country.)

    • @ahadhassanakanda2645
      @ahadhassanakanda2645 4 года назад

      Have you ever thought about how the identification document "Passport" was invented? Also, who doesn't need any passport to travel all around the world...
      ruclips.net/video/p84uYqgEceU/видео.html

  • @TheRealARC
    @TheRealARC 8 лет назад +715

    After hearing about the queen racing an range rover I have a lot of new respect for her xD

    • @almostfm
      @almostfm 8 лет назад +41

      I'm thinking we can add "Secret Badass" to her titles, along with "Defender of the Faith".

    • @BigyetiTechnologies
      @BigyetiTechnologies 8 лет назад +26

      She also fixed tractors during the war.

    • @Malibus_Most_Wanted
      @Malibus_Most_Wanted 8 лет назад +14

      the fact she is was mechanic

    • @almostfm
      @almostfm 8 лет назад

      ***** Yes, that's why I included it. In fact, on British and Canadian (and probably other country's) coins, you'll see some sort of abbreviation for "Fidei Defensor", which is the phrase in Latin.

    • @Don.keybals
      @Don.keybals 8 лет назад +6

      ARC same, new found respect for her

  • @notPSOJosh
    @notPSOJosh 8 лет назад +761

    Hey Vsauce, skinny michael here.

  • @Bacchus
    @Bacchus 8 лет назад +760

    Because all she has to do is show a pound and say "this is me here, who the fuck do you think i am?"

    • @garethlogan6312
      @garethlogan6312 8 лет назад +22

      Bacchus good luck finding a pound note they stopped making English pound notes in 1993

    • @Bacchus
      @Bacchus 8 лет назад +25

      Gareth Logan Any number of her currencies will do as long as her face is on it.

    • @adammarshall3469
      @adammarshall3469 8 лет назад

      You would find some in the Isle of Man

    • @TheHollowBodiesBand
      @TheHollowBodiesBand 8 лет назад

      Andrew Wells One is moisturised

    • @michaeldougfir9807
      @michaeldougfir9807 8 лет назад +2

      Bacchus: There is no pound note. It is a coin, and has been, for some years.

  • @grahamlait1969
    @grahamlait1969 6 лет назад +10

    This story is true... A couple of years ago, in the autumn of 2016, I and a small party of friends were cycling around the grounds of the Balmoral Estate, the Highland holiday home of the Queen. Her Majesty graciously allows members of the public, otherwise known as proles, to use the grounds of Balmoral for walking and cycling excursions, limiting that usage, of course, to whatever does not disturb the pursuits of herself and/or her guests. There was a shooting party going on up a hill that we weren't trying to access, so that didn't bother us. However, all day long, we were passed by Range Rovers (all the same colour) on the shooting tracks we were cycling over.
    Now, when one is out in the country, it is only civil to try to be courteous, so we always waved at these Range Rovers. The tweed jacketed occupants always waved back. It soon became apparent that these people were Royal protection officers, making sure that the proles (ourselves) didn't overstep the mark, whatever that mark might be.
    By mid afternoon, I was knackered, being unfit and overweight,so I was lying flat out in the heather by the side of the shooting track. The rest of my party were taking a breather as well, leaning on their bikes beside the roadway, when yet another Range Rover (same colour) came tootling along the track. I really couldn't face getting up to wave at it, so I merely raised my head from it's heather bed and waggled my knees at the vehicle. It wasn't until the vehicle was right beside me that I realised that this particular Range Rover was being driven by an elderly lady, who very sensibly did not remove her hands from the steering wheel to acknowledge my greeting, but merely raised two fingers to me. The rest of my party also waved at the occupants of the vehicle and received similar acknowledgement from the driver.
    After the Range Rover had passed there was a stunned silence for a couple of seconds and then one of our party asked of nobody in particular, 'That was the Queen wasn't it?...' and we agreed that yes, indeed, that was the Queen.
    This is why I can claim, in all truthfulness, that in over sixty years of my life, the sole contact I have had with Her Majesty the Queen is the time I loyally waggled my knees at her and she graciously acknowledged my gesture by regally raising two fingers to me in reply....

  • @AlphaXY13
    @AlphaXY13 8 лет назад +424

    So she could shoot up banks and shit and not get in trouble?!

    • @RayleighCriterion
      @RayleighCriterion 8 лет назад +78

      AlphaLineGaming The last King who thought he was above the Law got the Magna Carta shoved up his ass. www.historylearningsite.co.uk/medieval-england/magna-carta/

    • @Duncan23
      @Duncan23 8 лет назад +55

      Parliament would step in and make her abdicate, once that had happened she could be tried in a crown court under a new monarch.

    • @chaturamuthukumarana1809
      @chaturamuthukumarana1809 8 лет назад +8

      yeah. And so could the head of state of most countries, including the US.

    • @GloomGaiGar
      @GloomGaiGar 8 лет назад +7

      With the law, probably, with other people whose lives are being threatened by a rampaging old lady......

    • @arsvi123
      @arsvi123 8 лет назад +3

      no, despite what some may believe, the president cannot issue a pardon to oneself, and while it is true that the president can't be arrested until after convicted by congress (with the Chief Justice presiding over the senate trial) with 2/3rds votes. Then the judicial process would apply the same way it would to any other citizen.

  • @tornagh9200
    @tornagh9200 8 лет назад +277

    So what if the Queen is in a car and one of her acquaintances is driving without a permit. Can she also vouch for his driving ability should they be pulled over (The same way she can vouch for her own)?

    • @stevebozrecreations
      @stevebozrecreations 8 лет назад +80

      technically yes, as a provisional licence required to drive is also issued in her name, so she could vouch that the other driver is competent and whether a learner or not, is also under her own instruction and her position gives her the rights of a full licence even though she doesn't technically hold one.

    • @mujtabaaslam00
      @mujtabaaslam00 8 лет назад +32

      mindblown

    • @SaraMakesArt
      @SaraMakesArt 8 лет назад +12

      FUCKYOURSELF GOOGLE Yeah, and if one of subjects who doesn't have a passport is traveling with her, can she verbally grant her approval for them to travel at customs?

    • @lexalina132
      @lexalina132 7 лет назад +2

      mPky1 probably other royals in the Europe? o.O

    • @ericallinger7479
      @ericallinger7479 7 лет назад +15

      mPky1 everybody is her equal, royalty is the worst joke that refuses to die.

  • @copycatninjitsu
    @copycatninjitsu 8 лет назад +350

    the queen trolling that saudi prince, rolmfao, 😂😂😂

    • @Hotrodelectric
      @Hotrodelectric 8 лет назад +39

      Yah, she did screw with him ....royally.

    • @Gilhelmi
      @Gilhelmi 8 лет назад +41

      Hotrodelectric Her only crime was not filming it for the enjoyment of the entire world. That would have been a true Royal Showing.

    • @nealbekheetsaliyb2854
      @nealbekheetsaliyb2854 8 лет назад +13

      The Queen is far too classy to embarrass a visitor like that.

    • @Hotrodelectric
      @Hotrodelectric 8 лет назад +1

      Neal bekheet saliyb I'm sure that's so, Neil, but still, that was awesome.

    • @DFX2KX
      @DFX2KX 8 лет назад +16

      indeed it is true. Though offering a tape for the Saudi Royal Family to be bemused at might have been classy. I can imagine they heard all about it when he got back.
      "You would not believe it. Their queen drives. And she's scary! Good, but scary!"

  • @IanAtkinson555
    @IanAtkinson555 7 лет назад +433

    Because when one owns a sizeable chunk of the world, one does not need a passport to go out into one's garden.

    • @gordonsmith8899
      @gordonsmith8899 7 лет назад +16

      Ian Atkinson what sizeable chunk of the world do you have in mind?
      The Crown Estate is actually owned by the British State, the Crown Estates in other Commonwealth realms are owned by the governments of those countries.
      She does not own the Crown Jewels, none of the royal palaces, not even Buckingham Palace. She doesn't own Windsor Castle, nor Hollyrood House. The furniture, art collections and other valuable items in the palaces is the property of the British State - ie the queen can't sell any of it, it doesn't belong to her.
      She has got private property in Scotland and England.
      ps: Does the US President own the White House?

    • @gordonsmith8899
      @gordonsmith8899 7 лет назад +7

      Dead Joker
      Grab a dictionary and check the definition of the word: Monarch.
      It means, government by one - there is no need for that 'one' to be a king.
      In reality of course, the US is run by oligarchs - can you honestly see a poor man every being voted into the Oval Office?
      Big powerful mega-rich men nominate presidental candidates. Big money supports the campaigns and the providers of that cash expect favours should their man be successful.
      We don't have that circus here.

    • @stevesteve3940
      @stevesteve3940 7 лет назад

      Dead Joker regardless you are wrong about your first statement. Don’t deflect the fact that the he was right. Lmao

    • @gordonsmith8899
      @gordonsmith8899 7 лет назад

      Dead Joker
      Can't see what point your trying to make.
      I'm simply pointing out that the palaces lived in by members of the Royal Family, and the art collections and other contents are 'owned' by the British State and not by the reigning monarch.
      Your presidents are in exactly the same position with regard to The White House and any other Federal Government-owned property used by a sitting President.
      Your comment regarding some imagined difference between the position of resident 'royals' and a president, is irrelevant.

    • @gordonsmith8899
      @gordonsmith8899 7 лет назад

      Dead Joker
      'class' per se, means very little in the UK today. The power of the hereditary lords was broken decades ago when the majority of them were hoofed out of the House of Lords.
      Downton Abbey was a foreign to me as it probably was to you, why else were the programmes as popular here as they apparently were in the US.
      I don't believe half the stuff I am expected to accept is the "American-way-of-life" as portrayed by Hollywood and/or TV programmes.
      One of the characteristics of GB is we live in an evolutionary society - the monarchy today is very different to that which the Queen inherited.
      You still have a constitution that was written over two hundred years ago.
      You final comment is an insult.

  • @Folopolis
    @Folopolis 8 лет назад +101

    "So in the case of the monarchy handing over power to parliament, the queen shall be compensated with immunity from prosecution and retain the power to declare war. Is this agreed to your majesty?"
    "And the whales."
    "Pardon?"
    "I want all the whales too. Oh, and I don't want to have to carry a passport, it doesn't fit in my mini-purse."
    "Yea sure, what the hell."

    • @Ginupseed
      @Ginupseed 8 лет назад +9

      Folopolis As long as the queen doesn't become a psychopath we should be good

    • @CelestialRoseEmber
      @CelestialRoseEmber 7 лет назад +7

      A whale army. Strap a submarine hull to the whale's back. The British Navy will rise again.

  • @Mw3oWn
    @Mw3oWn 8 лет назад +238

    Cause she's the queen *end video*

    • @Neldidellavittoria
      @Neldidellavittoria 8 лет назад +17

      Yeah, but the way he speaks so seriously about such a stupid question is kind of endearing.

    • @JustB3NJI
      @JustB3NJI 8 лет назад +2

      Beat me to it lol

    • @Neldidellavittoria
      @Neldidellavittoria 8 лет назад

      *****
      I agree that it's perfectly legitimate and that he explains it well, but honestly, who would wonder why the queen doesn't need a passport. lol

  • @wilhelmsarosen4735
    @wilhelmsarosen4735 8 лет назад +198

    Just show the customs a 10 pound note when asked for identification, no biggie.

    • @gusbrady4972
      @gusbrady4972 8 лет назад +53

      10 pound note*

    • @Ray-mw1fx
      @Ray-mw1fx 8 лет назад +2

      chin

    • @joesr31
      @joesr31 7 лет назад

      The queen doesn't know this 10 pound bill you speak of, maybe 100 pound bill would be more of her status

    • @martinconneally8756
      @martinconneally8756 7 лет назад +1

      joesr31 the queen only carrys 5pound notes. for the church poor box on a sunday. no joke 5 whole pounds

    • @richardlincoln886
      @richardlincoln886 7 лет назад

      General case - England anyway - the highest current note is a £50

  • @the1whoseesthroughu
    @the1whoseesthroughu 6 лет назад +31

    the queen can go pub crawling and then drive back to the estate drunk AF and nobody can do anything about it. Real power.

  • @jblyon2
    @jblyon2 8 лет назад +68

    Bad ass queen driving a misogynistic prince around scaring him half to death. I love it. I may be an American, but I have a deep respect for the queen, doubly so after learning about this.

    • @pistolannie6500
      @pistolannie6500 8 лет назад +4

      haaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaa..Me TOO!

    • @RaymondHng
      @RaymondHng 8 лет назад +16

      Her Majesty does have a sense of humor. Someone I knew was an organ player at one of Her Majesty's events. Her favorite song at the time, was "Que Sera, Sera (Whatever Will Be, Will Be)" and she asked him to play it. He jokingly asked, "Is that the song with the lyrics 'Will I be pretty?/Will I be rich?' " Her Majesty replied, "Mr. Thompson, you are a very funny man. Just play the song or I will have your head."

    • @gameboyhotline3712
      @gameboyhotline3712 8 лет назад +4

      jblyon2 it's been 90 years and she still slayin

    • @DFX2KX
      @DFX2KX 8 лет назад +1

      totally agree here. in a world gone mad, a leader who's genuine and has a sense of humor is a Godsend.

  • @UFBMusic
    @UFBMusic 8 лет назад +167

    Imagine if your car broke down and the Queen pulled over sorted it out for you!

    • @UFBMusic
      @UFBMusic 8 лет назад +3

      harris3693, start keeping a swan and a case of gin in your boot just in case!

    • @UFBMusic
      @UFBMusic 8 лет назад +2

      harris3693 You gotta lay on a swan for lunch if it's the queen! Just bend it in half like your golf clubs and it'll fit!

    • @daveduenod4442
      @daveduenod4442 8 лет назад +1

      Barking .

    • @venomsnake225
      @venomsnake225 8 лет назад

      dave duenod

  • @BillWalkerWarren
    @BillWalkerWarren 8 лет назад +69

    now that's awesome the Queen driving around her estate at top speed just to show that idiot what for . Wow she is cooler that I thought !

    • @ronaldderooij1774
      @ronaldderooij1774 8 лет назад +4

      Except that it probably backfired. If I were the Saudi prince, I would be even more convinced women should never drive after that.

    • @berni8k
      @berni8k 8 лет назад

      Yeah that whole story is just pure awesome. Way to show the guy alright.

    • @VintageLJ
      @VintageLJ 8 лет назад +2

      How? She drove fast without crashing in a fucking country lane. That takes skill. And I doubt anything she could've done would've made him change that law.

    • @monkeyspankerful
      @monkeyspankerful 8 лет назад +4

      Bill Warren
      She should have offered him a bacon sandwich too! Hehe.

  • @vizthex
    @vizthex 7 лет назад +248

    Actually wouldn't it be hilarious if you broke down, and the Queen came and fixed your car?

    • @d4s0n282
      @d4s0n282 7 лет назад +4

      what does she do it with alchemy?

    • @ShadeKill
      @ShadeKill 3 года назад

      @@d4s0n282 she transfers her infinite life force

  • @erictaylor5462
    @erictaylor5462 8 лет назад +74

    0:35 Funny, I always thought Wales was on dry land.

    • @plumeater1
      @plumeater1 8 лет назад +2

      WE WANT WALES!
      WE WANT WALES!

    • @erictaylor5462
      @erictaylor5462 8 лет назад +2

      kemboy323
      SAVE THE WALES!

    • @gameboyhotline3712
      @gameboyhotline3712 8 лет назад +2

      Eric Taylor GOD SAVE THE DOLPHINS

    • @caitthenerd7470
      @caitthenerd7470 8 лет назад +4

      We might as well be in the water, given the amount of time it spends raining here.

    • @gameboyhotline3712
      @gameboyhotline3712 8 лет назад

      CrazyCashGaming why does the British embassy in Washington suck so much ? I'm trying to come there because I don't want to stay in America anymore

  • @man_on_wheelz
    @man_on_wheelz 8 лет назад +69

    The Queen is a motherfucking badass! I wish I knew her personally!

    • @CanoManuelGonzaga
      @CanoManuelGonzaga 8 лет назад +24

      Perhaps she's the reason women aren't allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia.

    • @tylerdurden2061
      @tylerdurden2061 8 лет назад +7

      Knew her in the biblical sense?

  • @psammiad
    @psammiad 8 лет назад +21

    Oddly Queenie would never had needed to do a driving test anyway because she started driving before driving licenses were made law. When the law was enacted anyone who had already been driving for a few years qualified for a licence automatically. Since she was an official driver she still qualifies.

    • @oliverlane9716
      @oliverlane9716 8 лет назад +6

      psammiad well she actually did get a driving licence as a princess as soon as they started getting issued as a sort of publicity stunt. I oddly remember seeing something about her old driving licence being auctioned by a museum or something a few years back.

    • @Goretantath
      @Goretantath 8 лет назад

      The Twisting Twist still, she didnt NEED to.

    • @anghinetti
      @anghinetti 6 лет назад

      psammiad: United Kingdom driving licences were introduced in 1903 (Motor Car Act of that year) and driving tests became compulsory in 1935 (when Elizabeth II was nine years of age) for those who had begun driving after the 1st April 1934. However, although having passed a driving test in 1945, and having held a driving licence, that became un-necessary from the 6th February 1952 and so Elizabeth II is the only person within the United Kingdom who doesn't need to hold a driving licence to drive on public roads.

  • @papajoe6263
    @papajoe6263 5 лет назад +8

    Cop:license and registration
    Queen:licenses are issued in my name therefore I vouch for my own driving ability
    Cop:well played that doesn’t work for anyone else

  • @JCavLP
    @JCavLP 8 лет назад +74

    Imagine a 72 year old woman racing through narrow street in an expensive land rover

    • @baileyginn1700
      @baileyginn1700 8 лет назад +2

      DJC9000 Productions Lol that's why I love the queen.

    • @cpufreak101
      @cpufreak101 8 лет назад

      DJC9000 Productions I'm wondering if there's video of it anywhere lol

    • @Macron87
      @Macron87 8 лет назад

      +Justin Noker No. It didn't happen.

    • @ObliqueStrategy
      @ObliqueStrategy 8 лет назад +10

      I don't have to. I've been to Los Angeles.

    • @taylor3557
      @taylor3557 8 лет назад +24

      At the time she was 72

  • @SardonicALLY
    @SardonicALLY 8 лет назад +270

    Who knew the Queen was a badass?

    • @gameboyhotline3712
      @gameboyhotline3712 8 лет назад

      Philip Dunne she should have been in game of thrones. But I'd rather she be in essos than westeros ( sorry if you don't have not 1 clue or 2 fucks about what I'm talking about )

    • @SardonicALLY
      @SardonicALLY 8 лет назад

      Caleb Rodregez Haha, I'm a GoT fan to the max. I feel'ya.

    • @manlikedan1798
      @manlikedan1798 8 лет назад +1

      coz there are Esso garages in Game of Thrones..... LOL, Philip Dunne i think you missed the joke xD

    • @tomquimby6432
      @tomquimby6432 8 лет назад +6

      It`s good to be the Queen.

    • @thefreudiantheoryofpenisen2197
      @thefreudiantheoryofpenisen2197 8 лет назад

      Philip Dunne o only Brits are allowed but we have a party every three weeks

  • @CaptainGreyboots
    @CaptainGreyboots 8 лет назад +140

    For i.d, she can just carry a frickin coin, can't she?

    • @dalriada842
      @dalriada842 8 лет назад +5

      I've heard she doesn't carry money either.

    • @kristinburton4953
      @kristinburton4953 8 лет назад +2

      LOL what about impersonators of the Queen... ?

    • @alexandriariley5209
      @alexandriariley5209 8 лет назад +4

      And photo IDs help against impersonators how?

    • @davidonfim2381
      @davidonfim2381 8 лет назад +2

      ... they're far more detailed and in color???

    • @alexandriariley5209
      @alexandriariley5209 8 лет назад +1

      David Enrique Since when do people inspect photo I.D.s closely?

  • @rossjohnson-pullin5633
    @rossjohnson-pullin5633 7 лет назад +65

    “Queen of England”? - Incorrect. Queen of the United Kingdom and Commonwealth realms.

    • @TheLifeOfDan1
      @TheLifeOfDan1 5 лет назад +1

      Ross Johnson-Pullin I know right!

    • @bladerj
      @bladerj 5 лет назад

      realms ? holy shit she really is reptilian lizard overlord.

    • @dampaul13
      @dampaul13 5 лет назад +5

      But wouldn't being the "Queen of the United Kingdom and Commonwealth realms" make her the Queen of England? Isn't England part of the United Kingdom?
      Isn't her correct title, 'Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith?'
      Isn't the full title of the United Kingdom, 'United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland?'

    • @dampaul13
      @dampaul13 5 лет назад

      @@jbird4478 Interesting. Cheers.

    • @prepperjonpnw6482
      @prepperjonpnw6482 5 лет назад

      She’s also Queen of Scotland as well as other places

  • @BrianBell4073
    @BrianBell4073 8 лет назад +48

    No passport....She ain't getting on an Easyjet flight.....ever

    • @dundonrl
      @dundonrl 8 лет назад +3

      BrianBell4073 AFAIK, she usually flys British Airways..

    • @zr0w3n-16
      @zr0w3n-16 8 лет назад +6

      Rexford L she usually flys private jet

    • @dundonrl
      @dundonrl 8 лет назад +1

      Gamer Zeke not for long distance international flights..

    • @BrianBell4073
      @BrianBell4073 8 лет назад +2

      Calm down lads.....It was a joke. I need a passport to fly from Belfast (in the UK) to London (in the UK) with Easyjet. I can do it by bus, train, boat and car without anyone asking my name.....but Easyjet insist on the passport. It isn't funny now I've had to explain it. ;-)
      p.s. - Do I need to explain the other bit? Sitting in row 14 and rubbing shoulders with her maj?

    • @jOeLwAlBy
      @jOeLwAlBy 8 лет назад +1

      BrianBell4073 you dont need a passport I regularly fly to Belfast from manchester on them for uni and you only need ID for domestic flights, like provisional/full driving licence is fine. Ryanair however need passports for every single flight they do

  • @DarthHellion2
    @DarthHellion2 8 лет назад +52

    She doesn't need a passport because she's the fucking Queen of England.

    • @Aidankiwi
      @Aidankiwi 7 лет назад +1

      No she is not. She is Queen of the United Kingdom

  • @soundninja99
    @soundninja99 8 лет назад +371

    The queen's a badass

    • @DDG2023
      @DDG2023 8 лет назад +48

      TTate The sun never sets on the British vampire ...

    • @flashback0180
      @flashback0180 7 лет назад +3

      TTate
      you misspelled warmonger

    • @soundninja99
      @soundninja99 7 лет назад +2

      piss off mate

    • @NikoBellaKhouf
      @NikoBellaKhouf 7 лет назад +3

      TTate
      There's nothing badass about any monarch or dictator.
      Also, you did misspell warmonger

    • @glenbe4026
      @glenbe4026 7 лет назад +5

      @Niko Bella-Khouf. Really? are you really that stupid or petty. Any 18 year old female who volunteered to be a mechanic during world war 2 and became bloody good at it is badass in my book, whether they are a monarch or not. But I guess you were trying to appear smart by conflating monarch and dictator, then implying the queen is a warmonger. So sorry you failed there. Never try to appear smart on the internet, if swing and miss you end up looking ....

  • @jobe457
    @jobe457 6 лет назад +10

    🤘🏻The Queen is a badass! The story of her driving the prince around was hilarious.

  • @fulkthered
    @fulkthered 8 лет назад +47

    I just thought she carried a 5 pound note for I.D..

  • @shasterdhari
    @shasterdhari 8 лет назад +25

    It must be so badass when someone asks her occupation; "Queen."

  • @macvena
    @macvena 8 лет назад +11

    The fact that Her Majesty would make a subtle, distinct, point to The Saudis in the way she did, I find, impressive and highly laudable. The people of The UK may, from time to time, take issue with institutions like the Monarchy vs. a Republic, but they are fortunate to have a Head of State like Queen Elizabeth II. She has been an enduring and endearing part on British history and culture, that they can be rightfully proud of.

  • @163reasonswhyrealestateage4
    @163reasonswhyrealestateage4 6 лет назад +5

    Wow. I had no idea about all the "perks" that the Queen benefits from as a monarch. To me the most interesting part of this video is the information concerning the Queen's service to her country in WW2 when she was just a princess. Fascinating stuff Simon.

  • @scotlandboy1441
    @scotlandboy1441 7 лет назад +230

    No she is the queen of the United Kingdom and the Commonwealth not just England.

    • @powerLien
      @powerLien 7 лет назад +17

      I think he knows that, but just says the Queen of England because it's easier and not so unwieldy

    • @zebimicio5204
      @zebimicio5204 7 лет назад +10

      Surely not the queen of Malaysia, Singapore, and Myanmar.

    • @Aidankiwi
      @Aidankiwi 7 лет назад +20

      The correct short form is Queen of the United Kingdom. It is 100% incorrect to refer to her as Queen of England as that title was abolished in 1707.

    • @princeharrydaivid1078
      @princeharrydaivid1078 7 лет назад

      hello am Prince Harry add me on my private email so we can talk more okay princeharrydaivid09@gmail.com i really want us to talk okay

    • @anghinetti
      @anghinetti 7 лет назад +7

      Scotland Boy: No, she is Head of the Commonwealth rather than Queen of the Commonwealth because many of the countries of the Commonwealth are republics.

  • @bigt15222
    @bigt15222 7 лет назад +33

    Okay I'm pretty sure that if I had to live in a absolute monarchy with monarch as a decision making head of gov which gave away no rights of any power. (Which is basically the opposite of what the U.K. Is now) I would want her majesty as the ruler

  • @rossuk123
    @rossuk123 8 лет назад +28

    Love the bit about driving the Saudi Prince round her estate just brilliant!

  • @jerrylim6722
    @jerrylim6722 7 лет назад +65

    next fast and furious movie main character: the Queen

    • @kalvon
      @kalvon 4 года назад +1

      LoL

  • @WolfireGaming
    @WolfireGaming 8 лет назад +454

    The Queen of England is such a badass. She don't take shit from nobody.

    • @caitthenerd7470
      @caitthenerd7470 8 лет назад +8

      The United Kingdom, not England

    • @michaeldiaz5469
      @michaeldiaz5469 8 лет назад +7

      shes also the queen of england its just a lesser title

    • @caitthenerd7470
      @caitthenerd7470 8 лет назад

      Michael Diaz That's like referring to Theresa May as the MP for Maidenhead. Why bother? Just call her the Prime Minister.

    • @elenna_alexia
      @elenna_alexia 8 лет назад +3

      As has been mentioned in other threads here, the Kingdom of England stopped existing in 1707 when it unified with Scotland. So while she is often colloquially referred to as the Queen of England, it's actually a historical title that doesn't exist anymore.

    • @olivia1954
      @olivia1954 8 лет назад +1

      nope the crowns merged they where not superseded so yer the title dose exist but only in the fine print when you say Queen of Great Britain and then point at each part and go yes that that and that and this is just scratching the surface of the weird history of how one family ended up accidentally ruling the world mostly in name alone these days.

  • @DavidWoodruff1972
    @DavidWoodruff1972 8 лет назад +9

    "Ensures customs officials don't giver her any guff..."I could see the TSA giving the Queen a pat down....

    • @Daniel-lx1jd
      @Daniel-lx1jd 8 лет назад +2

      David Woodruff All people travelling on a Commerical airline are required by law to go through security, so if she went on a Commerical airlines she would be forced to go through security, Pat down is an option not an obligation

    • @Aidankiwi
      @Aidankiwi 7 лет назад

      Not through VIP channels. Diplomats are not required to go through security - that's part of what is meant by diplomatic immunity.

  • @dubious6718
    @dubious6718 8 лет назад +28

    Police stops a car doing 200 mph, finds out its the queen, lets her go

    • @Mmouse_
      @Mmouse_ 8 лет назад +10

      Pretty much... they can't do anything, they have no legal powers to arrest and prosecute her.

    • @kitsilanocat
      @kitsilanocat 8 лет назад +6

      even if you could, would you want to be THAT police officer who arrested the queen..

    • @heartoffire8481
      @heartoffire8481 8 лет назад +6

      police let ppl go all the time...police chiefs, ppl they like, queens and powerful ppl
      it's only the weak that get shit on in this world

    • @scottriley5141
      @scottriley5141 8 лет назад +6

      kitsilanocat
      It would be interesting if people got arrested in the name of the Queen:
      "In the name if the Queen I arrest ... yourself?"

  • @ClellBiggs
    @ClellBiggs 7 лет назад +18

    What an amazing woman you Brits have as your Queen.

  • @flysmask
    @flysmask 8 лет назад +73

    Man the Queen is badass. That Saudi story really made me see her in a new light!

    • @flysmask
      @flysmask 8 лет назад +5

      Apemanwithcalculator Okay... I'm talking about the Saudi story specifically. She was badass in it.

    • @aoshi1992
      @aoshi1992 8 лет назад +1

      Apemanwithcalculator the royal Family Dont use any tax

    • @CBlargh
      @CBlargh 8 лет назад +2

      Apemanwithcalculator ° I'm a pretty staunch Republican, but I must admit, the story of her becoming a mechanic changed my opinion of her a bit. Perhaps we needn't have "off with her head" after all. A simple tax harmonisation would do.

    • @fireice2037
      @fireice2037 8 лет назад +4

      The queen and the royal family do more then "wave to people" They are a source of pride,tradition and they bring the country (and the commonwealth in general) together by a bonding force. William and harry are involved in many like diana was.The queen and prince charles also have charitable foundations that do work on their behalf with the money they make. They serve as figureheads by gathering big names to push for charities. In other words they use their name and status s means to get people who have large amounts of money to donate when they otherwise would not. Hence why they throw those events for the rich. So they do more then just sit on their asses all day. They are well loved and in a unique position to be able to do so much good for the world. Which they do.

    • @SleepySeel
      @SleepySeel 7 лет назад +1

      Must admit, Seeing Harry stick it to the press a few weeks ago when they could not stop talking about the fact his new girlfriend is African American was ace. Those are the kinds of examples we need to see them setting.

  • @jeremyandrews3292
    @jeremyandrews3292 8 лет назад +17

    Actually, what I find more surprising is that most heads of state need diplomatic passports of some kind. I always assumed that Presidents and Prime Minsters didn't need them either, but apparently they're subject to the law of the land in a way that Monarchs aren't. At least in theory, anyway.

    • @EvanDavisTheOne
      @EvanDavisTheOne 8 лет назад

      While the Queen may not have a traditional passport in the way any other UK resident has, she does carry a diplomatic passport.

    • @Macron87
      @Macron87 8 лет назад

      +Evan Davis Have you seen it?

    • @chentiangemalc
      @chentiangemalc 8 лет назад +1

      she doesn't have or need a diplomatic passport

    • @EvanDavisTheOne
      @EvanDavisTheOne 8 лет назад

      chentiangemalc Actually she does. But never mind facts.

    • @jeremyandrews3292
      @jeremyandrews3292 8 лет назад

      Well, the video just said she didn't. So you're saying they just made this up?

  • @AJ-kj1go
    @AJ-kj1go 8 лет назад +45

    You're telling me if she actually declared war the parliament wouldn't be like 'LOL'?

    • @skylergarza8371
      @skylergarza8371 8 лет назад +17

      she isnt just a figure head, she does whatever she wants and her actions can only be overturned after its been placed into effect. so yes she could declare war on a whim

    • @Ozzy_2014
      @Ozzy_2014 8 лет назад +6

      she is head of state. no law becomes law until it receives Her signature or in Commonwealth nations the Governors-General signature in her place.

    • @kristinburton4953
      @kristinburton4953 8 лет назад +2

      She is meant to look after her peoples COMMON LAW rights. She falls down on that. She watches people sign up for Birth Certificates that acquiesce an individual to abide by Maritime-Admiralty jurisdiction, therefore forfeiting their Inalienable/Unalienable rights. 99% of people don't realize what they're truly doing in a certain sense when they beholden themselves to the corporate governmental system. The Queen knows exactly what's going on with all of that, that's for sure. She's not an innocent old lady.

    • @gordonsmith8899
      @gordonsmith8899 8 лет назад +3

      +Thomas Middleton declarations of war and of peace are done in the name of the queen. As our Constitutional Monarch her signature is required.

    • @gordonsmith8899
      @gordonsmith8899 8 лет назад

      +Kristin Burton, what do you mean "acquiesce an individual ......" etc? It might have escaped your attention but HM is not some oriental despot - British people are free to enter any agreement they wish -

  • @stevewright8992
    @stevewright8992 6 лет назад +1

    A wonderful person, an absolute example to us all, graceful, witty, wonderful sense of humour, I find her awe inspiring.

  • @boxertest
    @boxertest 8 лет назад +96

    Queen Elizabeth #thuglife LOLOLOLLOLOL

  • @warrengday
    @warrengday 8 лет назад +25

    I love your style. First video I've seen. Love the detail about driving prince very fast.

    • @TodayIFoundOut
      @TodayIFoundOut  8 лет назад +3

      Thanks! I hope you like our other stuff too. :-)

  • @blee3264
    @blee3264 8 лет назад +15

    WOW! Imagine all the money that she's saved on passport photos over the last 63 years as the British monarch. Let's see, at $7 or $8 per passport photo, she's already save almost $500. On top of that, no passport fees! That's another few hundred dollars saved! Pretty sure she usually doesn't have to pay for long-haul international first class tickets, so that's several million dollars saved. It must be nice to be the queen! :)

    • @gordonsmith8899
      @gordonsmith8899 7 лет назад +1

      B Lee Have you ever asked yourself how much a US President costs the US taxpayer?

    • @Aidankiwi
      @Aidankiwi 7 лет назад +1

      Quite...how much does Air Force One cost to run? When Air Force One is approaching a foreign airport the monumental American egos insist that all other commercial traffic is grounded disrupting the travel plans of thousands of passengers and costing airlines hundreds of thousands of dollars.
      The only difference between a US president and the UK Monarch is the method of appointment and the term of office. Both are hugely expensive, privileged positions.

    • @anghinetti
      @anghinetti 7 лет назад

      B Lee: She actually saved several millions of pounds rather than several millions of dollars.

    • @anghinetti
      @anghinetti 6 лет назад +1

      B Lee: Elizabeth II hasn't saved any dollars - the currency of the United Kingdom is the pound Sterling.

    • @anghinetti
      @anghinetti 6 лет назад

      Sam Ehrenteit: She is a billionairess rather than a billionaire....

  • @rone7104
    @rone7104 7 лет назад +1

    As an American who had family that were stationed in England during WWII, I have always admired her for her service during the war. She not only served as a mechanic and driver but also visited many U.S. air crews and others.

    • @Aidankiwi
      @Aidankiwi 6 лет назад

      You had family stationed in the UK during WWII.

  • @supernova743
    @supernova743 8 лет назад +21

    Did she never get her drivers license? She wasn't always the queen and was given the proper instructions on driving during her service. I would assume the army had provided the proper training and certification. So while she never had a license she did have the proper documentation to drive at one point.

    • @manlikedan1798
      @manlikedan1798 8 лет назад +2

      up untill a year ago you could see her driving along the windsow castle grounds and other private paths around the area.
      Also the queen drove princess kate around loch muick near the Balmoral estate in scotland nto too long ago, so im sure she does.

    • @tdolan500
      @tdolan500 8 лет назад +12

      Provoked Orifice Did you ever hear the story of the time she was giving a foreign dignitary a tour of the grounds at balmoral and her defender broke down. She knew what the problem was and called for a staff member to bring her a part. She promptly fitted the part herself and carried on with the tour.

    • @luketaylor5541
      @luketaylor5541 8 лет назад +1

      supernova743 Yeah I swear I've seen a pic somewhere of the queen (As a Princess) driving army troops around.

    • @freshnugz
      @freshnugz 8 лет назад

      supernova743 why would she need a drivers license if she is allowed to commit a crime and get away with it she wouldn't need a drivers license because the police cannot do anything about it

    • @TorquemadaTwist
      @TorquemadaTwist 8 лет назад +5

      +Xx maTrix
      The Queen should be an unlockable character on the next GTA. Grand Theft Auto: Her Royal Hijack

  • @Ghost3dOne
    @Ghost3dOne 8 лет назад +5

    I'd like to see the old lady down under again, the population always gets alot out of it and the Australian Army loves the honours and reviews that follow.

    • @neilwilliams929
      @neilwilliams929 7 лет назад

      Jason Spectre what a load of horse S💥⚡️T they don't only certain toe lickin regal Philes get their jollies from the British Royal family not all Australian. ....a lot of Australians have to pay for Betty Windsor (eg gov general gov their residents putting them up while their there) so on just like Canada and a lot of commonwealth countries do not every person in Australia is a monarchist ...yet they want everyone to pay for them

  • @qwertyTRiG
    @qwertyTRiG 8 лет назад +5

    1. There is no such person as "the Queen of England". England is not a kingdom, and hence cannot have a monarch. It was a kingdom, a long time ago, but the Kingdom of England and the Kingdom of Scotland united many years ago in the single United Kingdom of Great Britain.
    2. The Queen is the Head of the Commonwealth, not the Queen of the Commonwealth. She is Queen of many, but not all, Commonwealth countries.

    • @melodyclark1944
      @melodyclark1944 8 лет назад

      That's the Kingdom of Great Britain.

    • @Kian2002
      @Kian2002 8 лет назад

      That`s United Kingdom of Great Britain; as it is [kingdoms] plural in one Realm. Its the same thing as using the generic term America to mean United States of America (again plural); as distinct from saying Americas meaning all the `sovereign` countries of the western continental landmass; we use `north` & `south` for further distinction but Canada is the largest single `state` in the `north.`

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 8 лет назад

      Kian2002 I've never heard it called "united kingdoms": it's singular. James I & IV saw to that. And Ireland was added in 1801, which saw the *abolition* of the previous Kingdom of Ireland. Similarly, England & Scotland are no longer kingdoms in their own right.
      TRiG.

    • @melodyclark1944
      @melodyclark1944 8 лет назад +1

      TRiG (Ireland)
      Yes, it is a singular kingdom but it didn't change with James I & IV. Under Queen Anne it became the Kingdom of Great Britain and under George III it became the United Kingdom (of Great Britain and Ireland).

    • @Kian2002
      @Kian2002 8 лет назад +1

      That makes sense that its title evolved to accommodate the fact that Ireland was included within the United Kingdom in the Reign of George III in the 1801 Act of Union; I should imagine that was when the Union Jack took on its final guise as we all know it today: three crosses of the Patron Saints of England, Ireland and Scotland. The Monarchy has proven to be a malleably institution ready to accommodate and move with the times.

  • @bca-biciclindcuaxel7527
    @bca-biciclindcuaxel7527 6 лет назад +11

    Instead of passport she uses a 5 Pounds Banknote as identification :))

  • @niklausfletcher2290
    @niklausfletcher2290 8 лет назад +15

    well she can't be prosecuted so even if she was pulled over for doing 180 on a 30 road its not like anyone can do anything about it.

  • @aperson22222
    @aperson22222 7 лет назад +5

    The story of the Queen messing with the Saudi prince reminds me of a visit her parents one paid to Franklin Roosevelt at his family estate in Hyde Park, NY. FDR drove the King and Queen around the sprawling property and did such a shit job of it (not sure whether this was intentional or not) that Queen Mary (Elizabeth's mother) eventually demanded that he pull over in the middle of nowhere and let her out. She then told a Secret Service agent "If another car cannot be found, I shall walk back to the house. I shall never ride in that car with that man again."

    • @Aidankiwi
      @Aidankiwi 7 лет назад

      Queen Mary was the current Queen's grandmother not mother.

    • @stevezmuda3242
      @stevezmuda3242 7 лет назад

      No, that was her mother. This was in 1939, the current Queen (Elizabeth II) was about 14 or so then.

    • @gordonsmith8899
      @gordonsmith8899 7 лет назад

      Steve Zmuda
      Queen Elizabeth II's parents were:
      King George VI and Queen Elizabeth*
      *Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon a daughter of the Earl and Countess of Strathmore.
      Following the death of King George VI in 1952, she became Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother.

  • @Halpin2006
    @Halpin2006 8 лет назад +66

    Simon, your factual stories are very interesting and impressive! It's amusing to know that Her majesty intimidated the Prince with her driving. And yes, it's very sad that NIKE took advantage of Carolyn Davidson, but she did not sign any agreement allowing her to retain its rights and royalties. Just like the TLC trio, that's what happens when you are so quick to sign your deals without negotiating first!

    • @writerconsidered
      @writerconsidered 8 лет назад +1

      The Royal Trolling.... epic funny. The old broad has some spunk in her.

    • @writerconsidered
      @writerconsidered 8 лет назад +1

      *****
      Only in the age of the over sensitive twats who take everything way too seriously.

    • @orlando098
      @orlando098 8 лет назад +1

      I suspect he was referring to spunk rather than old broad? The expression would be understood in England, but isn't used much, probably for that reason

  • @damotoneko1500
    @damotoneko1500 7 лет назад +278

    Okay, The queen did her part in the second world war, she's an experienced mechanic AND she's a driver with a sense of humor.
    God, i dont know what to say besides she's an awesome person! XD

    • @JartaYT
      @JartaYT 6 лет назад +6

      DA MotoNeko God bless our glorious queen

    • @damotoneko1500
      @damotoneko1500 6 лет назад +5

      *+Jarta* She's not my queen but i would still bow to her ów0

    • @BitchItsJules
      @BitchItsJules 6 лет назад +5

      So is my grandma. Can she be queen next?

    • @lari_shoes_tik_tok7499
      @lari_shoes_tik_tok7499 6 лет назад +6

      That bitch, how old she is?
      Has she even been vaccinated?
      If not why?
      How did She became so rich?
      What is her Educational qualification?
      Huh???

    • @flinch622
      @flinch622 6 лет назад

      I like it. Now if Al Gore would have just turned a wrench himself, he wouldn't be such a ponce running around as if the sky was falling.

  • @aapjew18
    @aapjew18 8 лет назад +36

    I can answer this without even watching the video. It's because she's a badass.

    • @aapjew18
      @aapjew18 8 лет назад +9

      ... I knew it!

  • @alexvictoria84
    @alexvictoria84 7 лет назад +416

    I like the Queen a lot more now.

    • @QueenMeowTigeress
      @QueenMeowTigeress 7 лет назад +4

      That what i was thinking too!

    • @shahzadhaider9195
      @shahzadhaider9195 7 лет назад +11

      Alex Victoria. But she don't like you.

    • @pow8408
      @pow8408 7 лет назад +14

      Dude, the queen is *_hilarious_*. Obviously, her sense of duty and history [being an awesome mechanic in the war] colour her action and the way she is perceived by the world but she's still a human being. And every once in a while we get to see that part of her. There are so many images of her being a troll or having a wicked sense of humour. To me, that's the queen I envision. An awesome grandmother (well technically a great grandmother) who gets stuff done but also has fun. That's why ever since I was little I wanted to be a grandmother.

    • @renouncedequation3923
      @renouncedequation3923 7 лет назад +1

      Alex Victoria I like your pic, and hair...

    • @hugoharington263
      @hugoharington263 7 лет назад +11

      J C ur desperate

  • @JeremiahNuddFilms
    @JeremiahNuddFilms 8 лет назад +27

    All Canadian passports are also written in her name

    • @TheMADC999
      @TheMADC999 8 лет назад +2

      Genos Demon Cyborg why wouldn't you let people in other countries respect her as much as you do?

    • @uploaded113redone
      @uploaded113redone 8 лет назад +5

      the commonwealth of nations includes 52 countries they refer to her as her majesty

    • @qoriiismaris7462
      @qoriiismaris7462 8 лет назад

      +Genos Demon Cyborg
      queen of somali Land?? Elaborate please

    • @samtaplet6117
      @samtaplet6117 8 лет назад

      CRdNudder Yep im Canadian.🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

    • @qoriiismaris7462
      @qoriiismaris7462 8 лет назад

      Genos Demon Cyborg
      How old are you Hashim?
      & your tribe?

  • @najdier
    @najdier 7 лет назад +5

    LOL! I've never heard the story of HM driving Abo Mit'ib. I wish there had been footage of it. I can only imagine how scandalous it would have been over here. Good show, old girl! HA HA!

  • @ebonywahine
    @ebonywahine 8 лет назад +5

    Her messing with the Saudi dude makes me like her all the more! lol

  • @siddiquenadir44
    @siddiquenadir44 8 лет назад +155

    What if a Queen duplicate impostor women had killed the original queen and has been living her life as she has no documents

    • @HarryInEdi
      @HarryInEdi 8 лет назад +5

      I was thinking this, but she's so well monitored/looked after, so many people would notice.

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 8 лет назад +27

      Honestly anyone that could pull actually pull that off has earned it.

    • @tinotino1809
      @tinotino1809 7 лет назад +15

      DNA tests are not issued in the name of Queen

    • @kivakorkoskold
      @kivakorkoskold 7 лет назад +9

      "but she's so well monitored/looked after" Wasn't there some drunk guy that managed to sneak into her palace twice? If some drunk guy with no motives can do it, I'm sure they could pull it off.

    • @SchnookieC
      @SchnookieC 7 лет назад +3

      The Zygon invasion must not be interfered with, eradicate this human

  • @damodavies9273
    @damodavies9273 8 лет назад +10

    Fact check; there has not been a Queen of England since 1707- Queen of the United Kingdom.

  • @vidcrit1187
    @vidcrit1187 7 лет назад +5

    The Queen of England would not have a passport because no such person exists. The monarch's title is Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. The separate English and Scottish monarchies were abolished by the Treaty of Union in 1707

    • @TurtleRailTSR
      @TurtleRailTSR 5 лет назад +1

      VidCrit I know I am late but her title is actually...
      Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Queen, Head of Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith
      Lol

  • @CalabusDabus
    @CalabusDabus 8 лет назад +44

    Nike is nai-ki.... its a greek word...

    • @undercop5567
      @undercop5567 8 лет назад +6

      ni-kee*

    • @itecnus3490
      @itecnus3490 8 лет назад +4

      nyk*

    • @Kian2002
      @Kian2002 8 лет назад +3

      Nike is the Greek goddess, usually depicted charioteering, who conveys and awards `victory` to those successful in battle or tournament: she is often depicted or characterised as bestowing honour by placing a wreath of laurels upon those she deems worthy. Her Roman counter-part was herself called Victoria hence `victor` and `victory.` So it is apposite that a piece of `Games` apparel should be named with her in mind; whether it was intentional or coincidence it carries on the Greek tradition of honour the goddess who is synonymous with success.

  • @Shimmers12790
    @Shimmers12790 8 лет назад +6

    I appreciate the videos TIFO posts

  • @SECONDQUEST
    @SECONDQUEST 8 лет назад +8

    Hey, learn corporate names please. Thanks. liked the bit about the queen.

  • @josephholder2001
    @josephholder2001 7 лет назад +2

    the driving story 😂😂😂 I love it

  • @SnowyUmby
    @SnowyUmby 7 лет назад +54

    I dont need a passport, I dont go any where thats why

  • @ciberdark
    @ciberdark 7 лет назад +6

    Me: She's Savage
    Her Majesty: Hell yeah

  • @thom954
    @thom954 7 лет назад +16

    Customs officer: Do you have any ID?
    Queen: *Pulls out fiver*

  • @josephalger597
    @josephalger597 7 лет назад +190

    The Queen is the kind of petty I aspire to be.

  • @williamcampbell3937
    @williamcampbell3937 8 лет назад +4

    Proud of my Queen! 🍁 The fact that she did that to a Saudi, makes the whole situation that much better!

  • @michaelwalker1119
    @michaelwalker1119 8 лет назад +5

    Also the Queens official car has no license plate.

  • @MrTSK27
    @MrTSK27 8 лет назад +112

    NOT QUEEN OF ENGLAND..British Monarch..We are not all English....Been so since 1707....

    • @Duke_of_Lorraine
      @Duke_of_Lorraine 8 лет назад +12

      you'd probably need an entire video to say her list of titles...

    • @JumboWaffleDarts
      @JumboWaffleDarts 8 лет назад +6

      Her formal title is the queen of England, she might be the monarch of many but she is the queen of England.

    • @melodyclark1944
      @melodyclark1944 8 лет назад +21

      Her formal title is Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith. www.thegazette.co.uk/London/issue/39873/supplement/3023

    • @davidbergaragonzalez5653
      @davidbergaragonzalez5653 8 лет назад +3

      +Melody Clark Jesus

    • @tussalgull5986
      @tussalgull5986 8 лет назад

      Andrew Wells .

  • @TheNameOfJesus
    @TheNameOfJesus 6 лет назад +2

    "Name and Occupation?" "We are the Champions, my friend. And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end."

  • @illdoitlater4208
    @illdoitlater4208 8 лет назад +6

    Queen is the only who gets away with saying "aw yea mate I'm a good driver" and have it official. I'm aware that's not how the queen talks but it's a funny thought to me anyway

  • @SlimThrull
    @SlimThrull 8 лет назад +11

    Queen Elizabeth helped out during World War II? Wow, I'm impressed.

    • @5610winston
      @5610winston 8 лет назад +7

      Hey, kid. She set an example for the King's subjects and earned their love and respect by doing exactly that. Only with a press corps and an entourage.

    • @gameboyhotline3712
      @gameboyhotline3712 8 лет назад

      SlimThrull she didn't take no damn sword and horse ( looks at battlefield ) her got her that car and a gun and started to slay bitches

    • @VintageLJ
      @VintageLJ 8 лет назад

      As far as I'm aware, every capable monarch and most royal family members since the very start of the Kingdom of England have served in the military. It used to be only as Commanders and Generals, but now it is usually as officers or even lower. The Queen was a Junior Officer in her regiment, and was later promoted to Junior Commander. Second in Line to the throne, Prince William of Cambridge, and his brother Prince Henry "Harry" of Wales both served in Afghanistan, with William being a pilot in the RAF, and Harry being a Co-Pilot, Gunner and Forward Air controller in the British Army.

    • @SlimThrull
      @SlimThrull 8 лет назад

      VintageLJ I was aware that most of the Kings served in some way in the military. I had thought that Queens were exempt from such service (as most women were back in the day).
      This is one of those times where I'm quite happy to be wrong.

    • @Gilhelmi
      @Gilhelmi 8 лет назад

      SlimThrull Sadly, we may have seen the last monarch serve. As I recall, one of the Princes tried to serve in Afghanistan, but the media got wind and, without regard for anyones safety, reported it. Causing them to pull him out quickly. Very sad really.

  • @nevik9199
    @nevik9199 6 лет назад +7

    didn't she need a driver license during the war when her Father was King? after she was NOT Queen yet....

  • @wulf8121
    @wulf8121 7 лет назад

    I keep wondering why Britain still holds on to it's monarchy but that Queen driving story is amazing. Well done your majesty! Well done!

  • @timhallas4275
    @timhallas4275 8 лет назад +12

    Well, she's not getting in my house without some form of ID. I don't care if she IS the queen of England.

    • @austinward1690
      @austinward1690 8 лет назад +2

      Tim Hallas does that go for all your houseguests? why would the Queen of England come to your house?

    • @timhallas4275
      @timhallas4275 8 лет назад +2

      Austin Ward
      It's an American joke. I guess you have to see it from this side of the "Ocean">

  • @amber3650
    @amber3650 6 лет назад +3

    4:15 "a landrover" -> shows picture of range rover

    • @mlee6050
      @mlee6050 5 лет назад

      It the same sort of as it a “Land Rover Range Rover” and yes I do say that whole name

  • @luketaylor5541
    @luketaylor5541 8 лет назад +15

    Huh, but if the Queen doesn't have a passport, does that mean lookalikes can just get of flights in her name?

    • @MegaKaitouKID1412
      @MegaKaitouKID1412 8 лет назад +23

      She calls ahead, and travels via private jet. So any lookalikes would have to procure those things to be believed.

    • @myfriendmoses
      @myfriendmoses 8 лет назад +5

      She doesn't usually fly by Private Jet outside of Europe, the household normally charter British Airways Airliners and has a handpicked crew of BA's best flight crew and pilots

    • @worm9627
      @worm9627 8 лет назад

      She would not go through normal customs I bet, I think she will bypass and go somewhere different for security

    • @myfriendmoses
      @myfriendmoses 8 лет назад +1

      Classified Info her trips are organised months if not over a year in advance so she doesn't have to go through any security checks... She is also a head of state(s) so is not required to go through standard customs procedures.

    • @Ashquacks
      @Ashquacks 8 лет назад +1

      Well like, there's usually a big crowd, security, etc. following after her as well, so it's pretty obvious when it's her.

  • @andrewwilliamson2154
    @andrewwilliamson2154 4 года назад

    Presumably the Queen did have a licence at some point though. To be a mechanic she would have had to be qualified to drive the vehicles and she was in her 20s when she became Queen, prior to which the licences are issued by the King so she could have gotten a civilian licence. She'd likely have a military drivers licence (expired by now). Wonder if that exists anywhere. Again, there would be personnel files and leave records and dog tags and all the other gear issued to a member of the auxiliary she was a part of. Probably in a trunk in a shed somewhere on one of the estates

  • @adelarsen9776
    @adelarsen9776 8 лет назад +17

    Long live Her Majesty, The UK, Great Britain, The Commonwealth and Her overseas dependencies, territories, dominions and protectorates.
    Rule Britannia.
    God Save The Queen, God Save Our Queen, Long may She reign.
    Down with the EU.

    • @adelarsen9776
      @adelarsen9776 8 лет назад

      ***** BLOCKED.

    • @adelarsen9776
      @adelarsen9776 8 лет назад

      BLOCKED.

    • @rossuk123
      @rossuk123 8 лет назад +1

      Ade Larsen here here! :D

    • @joegray1322
      @joegray1322 8 лет назад +3

      Everything was great till the last line...😬

    • @adelarsen9776
      @adelarsen9776 8 лет назад +1

      Joe Gray Don't you like self governance and self rule ?
      Don't you like sovereignty ?
      Don't you like to be in control of your own borders and own affairs ?
      Do you hate Great Britain so much that you want to support a federalist super state which you can't remove ?
      Do you think GB can't stand on it's own two feet ?
      The EU is an unmitigated failure and we're better off without it.
      Norway and Switzerland are smart enough - why is GB still in a failing communist dictatorship ?
      VOTE UKIP and DOWN WITH THE EU.
      You should watch Brexit The Movie - you might learn something....
      The EU is ruining lives, ruining economies, ruining hope, removing nation-hood and becoming an EUSSR.
      The entire EU commission is unelected leftist commies who dictate what EU states can do.
      And isn't the European arrest warrant such a success ?
      And now they openly want an Anti-NATO military force of their own.
      Seen this behaviour before ??? Hmm ??
      Gorbachev said "You are creating what we took 40 years to destroy"
      The EU is exactly the USSR over again - along with its maoist, communist, socialist left dictators and irremovable executive / commission.
      To quote Nigel Farage "You couldn't make this stuff up"
      Watch Brexit The Movie. If that doesn't convince you to change your mind then you'll just have to keep voting for the two wings of the same bird. Good luck !
      We didn't fight all these wars to be controlled by outsiders and foreigners. We're better than that.
      Article 50 NOW !!!!!!
      And Martin Shultz, if you're listening - Fuck you, you're an undemocratic fascist.

  • @doodoobutter3929
    @doodoobutter3929 7 лет назад +13

    Never to big to rebel

  • @rudyr7807
    @rudyr7807 7 лет назад +10

    in short: because she is the fuckin queen

  • @robertwoodall4330
    @robertwoodall4330 6 лет назад +33

    The Queen of England doesn't need a passport, but what if a country just doesn't allow her to enter? Is it an act of war?
    Customs: "Ma'am I'm gonna have to ask you to turn back."
    Queen: "But I'm the Queen of England!"
    Customs: "THIS IS *NORTH* KOREA!!!"

    • @Aidankiwi
      @Aidankiwi 5 лет назад +1

      Apart from the fact there is no such person as the Queen of England (that title was abolished in 1707) it would not be considered an act of war, It would however be regarded as a massive diplomatic incident.

    • @djohnson3678
      @djohnson3678 5 лет назад

      @ aidankiwi - true , the only way a queen will ever exist if she or a princess to be married.
      other words a princess will have to [ betrothed ] marry a prince [ or a already KING ] to become an official QUEEN .

    • @PS-ru2ov
      @PS-ru2ov 5 лет назад +4

      no such title as the Queen of England, i really wish americans and others would stop referring to Our Queen as such, Queen is officially titled 'Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith'

    • @wardenblack9734
      @wardenblack9734 4 года назад +1

      Check the famous UK passport under discussion and you will not find any reference to 'England'. The term Queen of England is incorrect. England is part of the United Kingdom. Why do many people not get this??,

    • @dougbowers1256
      @dougbowers1256 4 года назад +2

      To her credit, the Queen is extremely unlikely to ever wish to visit North Korea, unlike the witless POTUS.

  • @laurak5838
    @laurak5838 8 лет назад +8

    Her Majesty is a badass!

  • @julmdamaslefttoe3559
    @julmdamaslefttoe3559 7 лет назад +14

    The Queen is pretty spicy

  • @myfriendmoses
    @myfriendmoses 8 лет назад +22

    There's no such thing as the Queen of England.... She's the Queen of the United Kingdom, New Zealand, Australia and Canada...

    • @gavc6442
      @gavc6442 8 лет назад +3

      Moses Anderson
      Well said, thank you.

    • @YooTooLoB
      @YooTooLoB 8 лет назад

      Exactly, if people want to refer to her in shorter manner, then Queen of Britain would be more accurate then "Queen of England".

    • @melodyclark1944
      @melodyclark1944 8 лет назад

      Saying the British Queen would be short and accurate.

    • @myfriendmoses
      @myfriendmoses 8 лет назад

      Queen Elizabeth II would be most accurate

    • @glathir1168
      @glathir1168 8 лет назад +1

      But she is still the Queen of England, in the sense that she is England's Queen. It may not be her official title, but is still, grammatically speaking, correct, just as it would be to refer to her as the Queen of Australia.
      But if you wanted her full title, you'd also have to put in Jamaica, Barbados, Saint Lucia, Solomon Islands and so on and so forth, which is highly impractical.