Careless Selfies Expose Russian Yacht Owners | Does Sen. Grassley Host Sex Parties?
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- Опубликовано: 27 май 2024
- It can be difficult to trace the owners of Russian superyachts, but authorities continue to find selfies on social media that help link oligarchs to their boats. In congressional news, Stephen is still waiting for an answer from Senator Chuck Grassley about the alleged annual gathering known as Chuck Grassley's Ass Jamboree. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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I saw a meme that gave me a giggle. Three shapes are pictured. A pentagon all one color, a hexagon all one color, and a rectangle with colors on it like the Ukrainian flag. Underneath the first one was "pentagon", under the second one was "hexagon" and under the last one was " yourtankisgone".
😁
Omg
Lol 😂
@@grmpEqweer Q
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 awesome!
🌻I wonder how the lady handing out sunflower seeds for soldiers to keep in their pockets is doing.🌻
She’s running out of seeds.
She's having a bumper crop this spring. 🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻
Like seriously. She's who I'm concerned about! 😩💯
That was a wonderful intro. Although I could have lived a lifetime without that Sen Grassley pic. MY EYES!!👀 😝You cannot unsee that. 😂
The running "is potato" joke is just... Fantastic.
YES!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Hope it’s a “FOREVER” stamp! 🤣🤣🤣
Keep praying for Ukraine and sending your support! A win of Ukraine is a win for humanity and Democracy!
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I think all of the soldiers on the island should've gotten awards because you could hear him checking with them before he said it and they all agreed.
and someone said, turn it up all the way first.
k.
They all got medals and deservedly so.
Hey! Here's an idea for all those captured superyachts: Use them to shelter a few families without homes & women fleeing domestic violence. All that space shouldn't go to waste, and the women & children they shelter certainly deserve a bit of luxury to help them decompress as they work to piece their lives back together.
That "WOOO, I'll filibuster anything that moves!" made snot come out my nose! 🤣🤣🤣
that was a good one.
Snot THAT funny.
what are you gonna name it🧐🤪😁✌😎
@@sshza2143I think I'll name it baby Zion!😂
The Snake Island soldiers SURVIVED AND WERE PRISONER SWAPPED?!?!
I have never literally gasped, dropped my glass, and burst into tears of joy before, but I have now. Thank you for this update, Stephen.
I know! It was so good to hear that.
Yes, true, came out a couple days back... 🙏🏽🇺🇦🙏🏽
They blew that ship 2 weeks ago!
@@spooky_hausintrees You might even say that Russian warship went and fucked itself.
And got a medal. 😁
Being from Central/Eastern Europe, I´m grateful that Stephen talks about Ukraine. Thank you so much for your support, it means a lot!
"smallest penis award" for the super yachts is spot on!
"If you want to camouflage a tank, maybe disguise it as something that moves". I laughed way harder at that than I should have.
ruclips.net/video/GLnNxO_wHKo/видео.html.✅
Me too. 😶
Yeah, they could have used graffiti - one letter doesn't make graffiti though.
Got me too 😂🤣
They should just get some poster board to put on the top and sides and then write "NOT A TANK" on them. It would be just as effective.
Getting a medal for cussing someone out is something that the rest of us can only _aspire_ to. 😆
LOL 😂
not someone. _a warship_ :D
Aspire--- and practice.
I did it to a supervisor before walking out. Felt GOOD!
@@uriahheep5665 no medal though, the satisfaction is its own reward there.
Next level cluelessness: Asking a murderous, blood-thirsty dictator for help with a political smear.
Especially when that dictator has a lot of OTHER concerns on his plate right now. Not clowning around and yet?
Yeah, he should have just made a bunch of stuff up, bleached his phone, hidden a email server in a bathroom, and murdered a couple of sex trafficers; CLINTON. At least President Trump, left the Whitehouse; (unlike Obama) and his kids don't have to resort to finger paints to pay for coke, strippers, and whores....
It's pretty pathetic and disgusting (but not surprising) that Agent Orange would reach out to his Dictator friend during an attack on Ukraine, asking him to find dirt on Biden's son.
That goes to show how selfish and shallow tRUMP is. He's only trying to find a monkey wrench/weapon against Biden so that he can DEFLECT from the CRIMES he's committed as more is being revealed about his dirty deeds.
3:13 If the USPS were to commemorate the same stamp, I'd definitely buy as many as I could. #Classic
The thought of Grassley having sex is enough to cause nightmares. It's practically necrophilia..
He uses a Popsicle stick and some tape.
@@bobcourtier4674 🤣🤣🤣
With Bengay.
Hahahahahaha...😂🤪🤦♂️🥶🤣🙈
Hahahahahaha...😂🤪🤦♂️🥶🤣🙈
I just want to say thank you Stephen. I’ve been really struggling with depression this year and I can always count on you to make me laugh and smile no matter what and provide me with an escape from everything. Keep up the great work.
I hope you feel better soon! Please take care!🤗💖
I hope it goes away soon for you. Keep finding things to make you laugh. It won't cure depression, but it can help you to cope with it.
maybe theres a rock in your shoe
Sending prayers and better days (from Long Island, NY)🙏🏼🙏🏼
@@SpicyMayoVegas agreed 💜
My 13 year old best friend cat Pumpkin passed away today, thank you Stephen for being here for me.
Aww, hope you feline less sad soon (pronounced feelin’-please crack a smile to reward me for trying to lighten your load of sorrow).
So sorry you needed the lightening for such a reason!
@@irenemax3574 I appreciate the intent - thank you
Friend was long time in Young Republicans national convention and I was always amazed at the debaucherous stories she came back with. Cawthorn is definitely telling the truth.
He is. Sometimes the simple answer, it's not just the right answer, it's the only one! 😂😂💯
The U.S. should sell that stamp at twice the FOREVER price and send the extra amount to Ukraine! I would buy 100! And put them all over my envelopes!
ruclips.net/video/GLnNxO_wHKo/видео.html👀
Great idea
I was just looking up where to get one.
I want a sheet of those stamps to mount as art and hang it on my wall.
I would buy a block to frame 🇺🇦
In the Russians' defense their vehicles haven't actually been moving that much... ROFL!
Really makes you wonder how much of a military superpower Russia actually is. If they can't even keep up supply lines and fuel transports in a neighboring country, how would they do in WW3? If it wasn't for their nuclear arsenal, I think they'd be crushed by a UN alliance if WW3 happens.
Probably why they used carpets; carpets normally stay where you lay them down, until they're picked up (or stolen) by the Ukrainians. 😂😂😂
Usually when they get towed by a tractor! In all seriousness... I'm thinking that they are trying to confuse the AI in the drones like the switchblades by covering them with carpet and branches.
I find your choice of "ROFL" deliciously ironic, since very little "rolling" is occurring. 😆
I can't remember s tonne gunnery
Imagine being that brave, knowing it'll probably be the last words you ever say, and then still getting to see the massive impact those words had. Like, yeah we're all happy he survived, he's happy he survived, but it must be surreal for him to come back and everyone's saying those words, it's on a stamp now, he's globally known as a badass... crazy the impact he had with just one sentence
Need to name the stamp after him. An eternal symbol of defiance against evil.
One needs a lot of courage and bravery to shout some insults on radio, and then moments later surrender as a prisoner of war)) it is laughable and pathetic.
@@MrKostrub after that insult Snake Island was shelled for hours, it's not like they immediately surrendered.
Yeah. But I'll bet he's even more shocked at what Russian shelling has done to Ukrainian cities. Can you imagine being a POW at the start of the war and then, a month later, coming back to see what Putin has done to civilians in Ukraine? No award and no stamp would make up for that. I feel sorry for the guy.
kostrub 1000 It also takes a lot of courage and bravery to talk smack on the internet, warrior.
I fell out seeing the 'camouflaged' trucks. That's hilarious. They should just give up now.
The first person on earth to receive a medal for swearing.
You gotta love it! 😂💙💛
I’m sure plenty of soldiers have received medals for refusing to surrender, even if none have ever done so in such a… colorful way.
But yeah, that was awesome.
Laughed way harder than I should have at the Russian Empire Carpet jingle. 😂
That damn jingle still haunts me; downside of having an ADHD brain 😑
ruclips.net/video/GLnNxO_wHKo/видео.html...
Comedy gold
You sang along.
@@rowynnecrowley1689 Yes. Yes I did.
Here's another tip, if yachts are being seized, maybe don't show up at a yacht award ceremony in a European country. 🤦
Kind of like the people who showed up on January 6th at the Capital building wearing company uniforms and various name tags ready for selfies. Then were proud as punch and posted them on RUclips. LOL
It sounds like a sting operation lol…like here’s your free tv lol
Right? That's like Lestat showing up at a "Free Virgin Blood" party.
@@rowynnecrowley1689 🤣
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The "Superyacht awards ceremony" sounds like one of those stings the police do where they tell all the people with outstanding warrants that they have won some prize and invite them to come pick it up at the prize ceremony.
By law no Russian superyacht is allowed to be lengthier than Putin's long table.
Should be no longer than Russian potato.
And if it is, you should assure him it's not. Nothing like a crazy dictator insecure about the length of his table. 😆
@@TheDarkness1 ...is potato
@@Vagajammer Is poh-tah-to. Russian get lazy.
Putin had to invade Ukraine to make room for his new table.
That stamp is now the worlds hottest collector’s item.
ruclips.net/video/GLnNxO_wHKo/видео.html👀
I really want one. Or a set. Or a whole sheet.
I wish the US government would print stamps that are that "patriotic." But nooooooo............ the religious right would be going apesh!t if the post office tried that.... despite the huge amount of money it would raise.
I'm conviced Ukraine can make money selling those stamps worldwide. I'll buy a sheet!!
@@markmh835
Huh??? All my regular US stamps have the American flag on them so how how is that not patriotic to you?
Edit: but I agree about the religious right part lol
Seriously, I wonder how a person could buy 1 of those stamps? Maybe a group could get together and buy a sheet? I'm game.
"Haunted jack-in-the-box" really got me. Stephen is always on point with those names.
He looks more like a ventriloquist dummy possessed by a demon.
I LOVED "The Notorious B.I.G.O.T" for Trump... 🤣
During WWII, General McAuliffe reportedly replied "Nuts!" to a German demand that he surrender. It wasn't what he actually said but his real retort was unprintable in the newsmedia back then. In today's media we'd read it as spoken and it may well have been exactly the same as the now-famous Ukrainian response.
The moment Stephen mentioned "...using branches and straws to conceal other armored vehicles", my mind went to all those "YOU SEE, IVAN..." memes of the good old days of he internet.
I don't collect stamps but I need that damn stamp
Guys, the stamps aren't yet printed. Let's stay in touch, when these are available in stock I will send you as many as you need.
Thanks for all the help to the Ukrainian people!
I was at the show tonight and there were parts where the audience was laughing so hard I couldn’t hear what he was saying, I love him so much
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Steven is incredibly funny, love this show 👍
I love how Steven has to preface the word oligarchs with Russian so we don't confuse them with our American oligarchs.
And that guy Timothy Oligarch!
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Wait, what? It's Olyphant? He's a bit too short to be ridden by a squad of Haradrim...
Yeah... **depressed sigh**
Oh hush. We don't talk about that.
America is a land of democracy and fair play, don't you know.
In America they are called "mobsters."
In America they're called "trumpists".
Im living for the guy who laughs the hardest at all the shows! He makes me happy 😊
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Is potato...
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I've always wondered who that guy is. It sounds like hes at every show, so maybe he's on the staff?
I guess he is one of the writers of the show, laughing at his own jokes ;)
His laugh makes me laugh
Wasn’t he the guy laughing out loud during the episodes they recorded in the office?
Super yachts being caught because of passengers really summed up Putin's "special military operation" very well.
indeed. It sure is 'special'. that's what mother russia is telling it every day.
As almost everything is very serious in my Country right now, this Indonesian is very grateful to you for making her really laugh! God bless you, Stephen! 🙏💝🙏👏❣️🌴🇮🇩🌴❣️
God bless you all! I wish you and yours well. From Seattle, USA❣🇺🇸
Love from the Midwest, glad you love Stephen as much as I do!!! ✌️❤️
Gotta throw some east coast love and positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself.
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When I heard "orgy in Congress" the mental image my brain pulled up was a bunch of Skeksis without their robes on in a dimly lit cave room lmao it's trying to protect me.
The yachts being caught because of the passengers is halarious
ruclips.net/video/GLnNxO_wHKo/видео.html ,
I find it funny that it's selfies. Million if not billions of dollars in yachts, men with all the power and prestige, and they're getting their stuff taken by a (presumably) iPhone and a few social media posts.
@@darkmyro Here, let me fix that for you: “... iPhone and a few social media posts by their ex-wives.”
You’re welcome.
Escort selfies did it for me.
Foiled by your ex has got to be the worst though, as if a selfie wasnt bad enough the fact that its your ex has got to be the salt and lemon on a wound🤣😂. And you know what they deserve it, 100% and 100 times over! for having stood by Putin for all these years through all the poisonings and "accidents", contributing to the corruption in Russia and especially now for the unprovoked invasion of Ukraine. They deserve it. I hope millions of selfies keep being posted and these people suffer, if you call loosing a superyacht suffering compared to what the people of Ukraine are going through.
Glory to Ukraine🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
May Zelensky lead his people to victory and peace
*"I camouflage tank with straw. Is blown up."*
*"I camouflage tank with twigs. Is blown up."*
*"I clever: I camouflage tank with bricks. Now tank cannot move."*
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Oh my god. Gold. 😂
I find new camouflage for tank. Is potato.
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🐷 #1: Vladimir Putin
🐷 #2: The former guy
🐷 #3: Kim Jong Un
Add Winnie The Pooh in China and you have the world's worst dictators (and one wanna be).
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Haunted jack in the box! This whole Madison Cawthorn lampooning makes me laugh for days😆😆😆😆😆
the fact that kinky sex in the GQP is embarrassing them... while they openly embrace the biggest criminal ever in politics ... WITHOUT BATTING AN EYELASH... is just mind-blowing!
To be fair I can see why they disguised their convoy's in branches and not "something that moves" because their convoy has barely moved due to their well known gas shortage
Kicking off my morning with Stephen and Co…trying not to do a “spit take” with my Coffee. I love that SC is keeping Ukraine in everyone’s thoughts - they deserve every ounce of help they can get. Hope Prosecutors are sending an Invitation to Cawthorne as we speak, inviting him to come in for a wee chat. I didn’t think it was possible, but he is getting close to a tie with Gaetz for Biggest DB in Congress.
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I hope Putin wipes his ass with the Ukraine .
Funny how we never heard any of these jokes when invading Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, Libya, Palestine, Sudan.
They all have oil, so I wonder what the distinction is exactly? What do all those countries have in common that the Ukraine doesn't
Hmmmmmm
Your comment ? uncanny valley? posed as a rhetorical question sounds a lot like a typical Tucker Carlson sound bite. As though you are insinuating something for which you have no evidence. As though you want to cast aspersion, but have no basis for doing so. If you've got something to say, have at it.
@@marielhuegel5021 that's ironic, so ah, let's see if you're not a hypocrite, seeing as Tucker Carlson is always pointing out how bombing Muslims is bad 🙄
Why did we invade a single one of the countries we did in the last 20 years?
The drum when Stephen put away the imaginary Christmas things. Thank you for that since Jon is not there.
I‘m no military expert, but i can imagine that branches on top of a vehicles can disguise the edges otherwise seen on satellite images.
"As of this taping, Sen. Grassley has not denied our allegation".
🤣🤣🤣🤣Perfect! It's what they do all the time!
Chuck is all: I knew we should have fired that intern (Cawthorn) when the thought first occurred to us!"
@@oldrrocr 🤣🤣 It's their own fault. They're the ones that have let these nut jobs stay in office.
I was going to say, stay on the job, but they don't shit concerning their job.
We got our weekly "is potato" joke! I think at this point Stephen hates having to put them in but he knows we love it.
I seriously want " Is potato" tshirt
It makes me cry that Russia is sending in young people for a "military exercise" most completely oblivious, with food for a couple days and no supplies. It just goes to show how Putin really is a dictator and war monger who cares nothing for his own people. 🥺
I get the humor part, but imagine if you were those men. I hope we can all, around the world, unite and stop dictators, no matter their country of origin ❤️🌏
Well if that makes you cry, whatever you do, don't look into what those young people you're crying over are doing to the Ukrainian people.
@@chonqmonk it possible to walk and chew gum at the same time.
It’s devastating what’s happening to the Ukrainian people, especially the children.
It’s also horrible what a dictator is forcing his citizens to do.
@@chonqmonk you misunderstood my comment, ,I was relating that many Russians don't want this either, it's horrific. Putin must be stopped and any dictators like him
@@jmack129
Absolutely!!!
He thought he would win the war in one day. They need to send him to jail and put him on bread and water.
Thanks for helping us to laugh in the face of adversity, Stephen!❤️
Thank you, Stephen & Co! It's a great start of a day when I can have a cup of Earl Grey and a good laugh first thing in the morning 😆 Greetings from the EU! 😃
Earl Grey in the morning?! What kind of a monster are you? Don't make me call the Tea Police.
Judging by the camouflage, a 'bucket of hot doo-doo' would actually be an upgrade...
It has earth tones. Just pour on R Kelly's doo doo butter, instant camo.
I, for one, think they should go with Target's logo.
@@kingjamos2422 At least that would be smaller than the giant red USSR Flag that some of their tanks are flying.
The ones they "gifted" to Ukraine are even more camouflaged.
I've loved getting to see more of Louis this week! Always enjoy watching him play, and his guitar tonight is lovely!
I enjoy how the rest of the band have taken up, in his absence, Jon’s usual thing of making sound effects when Stephen puts away his invisible props.
I want Jon back, but Lewis (Louis?) has been wonderful subbing. Nice to know Jon can take a couple days off and the band doesn't lose leadership or chemistry.
Republicans don't seem to mind acting like and being called traitors, it's their sex parties they're protective of. 👍🏼
Gotta keep out the riff raff. (.....which is why Madison is whining.)
Have you ever seen a cokehead worried about their stash? That's exactly how gqp are acting
Good one and so true. 😆 🤣 😂 😹
@The Surly Bear the only time the right is interested in sex is if they can limit the freedoms of consenting adults. Or if they can force someone to have a child.
They are the ones trying to avoid being associated with the orgy
@The Surly Bear the GOP are fake bible thumpers, banning some citizens from h.s. sports participation because of sexual orientation, attempting to resurrect the misogenation laws, just to start the extensive list rolling. You have it just backward, dearie.
'Splashback'... nice choice of words there..
* retches *
Assly, gasly, or Chuck Grassley. Nobody rides for free!
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Greasy Grassly, the only successful example of reverse taxidermy...
0:47 No, no, no, Russia. What Sun Tzu wrote in _The Art of War_ was, "All of war is based on _deception."_ Not _"...decoration."_
I had the honor of being at the taping in New York on March 30, 2022. What an experience!!! Greetings
Thank goodness they post the show on youtube because I miss stuff sometimes from laughing into the next joke and missing it. This can't be only happening to me,,, frequently.
Either that or I’m reading funny comments and have to watch again lol
That empire carpet joke is the most Chicago thing I’ve ever seen him do 😂
It's everywhere
For real...took Stephen back to his Second City roots, no doubt.
@@LindaC616 it originated in Chicago decades ago. That is as old school Chicago as Bozo the Clown, Harry Carey, Jim McMahon, and Harold Washington.
@@ark194 I remember
@@LindaC616 Is that you, Pepperidge Farms?
Hiding a super yacht with loose branches and carpet was funny . Notorious B. I. G. O. T. also good . Escorts giving away yacht locations is hysterical because it's probably true .
Groupon for hair plugs. 😂😂😂
How hilariously ironic that they can't show a postage stamp image of a middle finger on American media.
swelland75......yeah it's weird they can't show a finger or hear the Ukrainian tell the the Russian to fuck himself in Russian but they can show dead bodies and totally destroyed cities and towns. You have to wonder where their values lie.
Very. It’s ridiculous because other countries press have more freedoms.
That's the CBS censors.
Hey hey hey, you gotta watch those brutal middle fingers ... they are weapons of mass communication ... and we cant have people communicating clearly nowadays, cant we ^^
Yeah shocking,,,lol 😆
Cawthorn was invited to sex parties by Lindsay “I’m not gay” Graham
Stephen mentions this Cawthorne guy a lot. is it because he represents a district in Northern Carolina, Stephen's home state? what are the odds he gets re-elected later this year?
@@embreis2257 Cawthorn would never... See that strand of pearls he was promised...
1:41Big up Joe for coming in on the clutch while John is out and huge shout out to John with best wishes at the Grammy's!
Stephen, that knockoff of the "Empire" ad was hilarious! And the rest of the video was top notch, too - thanks for helping me smile!
A yacht with a boat inside is a Yacht Pocket!
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Only thing that Russia has done is show how pathetic their military is and Finland once again dreams of Greater Finland
Wtf
“As of this taping, Senator Grassley has not denied our allegation” 😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks for the firewood, guys!
Ukraine: Releases stamp featuring soldier giving the middle finger.
US, land of the free, late nite TV: Censored.
The Ukrainians are balls-of-steel madlads, whereas, in America, on the other hand, trying so damn desperately to remain puritan despite having republican senators hosting orgy parties :/
We have some very oversensitive GOP snowflakes trying to take over the country here. We can't do irony just all the time. 🤔
I wonder if it's some government regulation that makes it that way or if it's just that CBS is ran by habitual pearlclutchers who are afraid they might literally die if they ever go "GASP!!!"
Guys, the stamps aren't yet printed. Let's stay in touch, when these are available in stock I will send you as many as you need.
Thanks for all the help to the Ukrainian people!
US TV audience: What is hidden by the black square on that stamp?
TV censors: Is potato.
Guaranteed Senator has that picture framed and is laughing his ass off.
Guaranteed? 🙄
the carpet matches the scalp.... funniest joke i've heard in a long time !!! LOL
Radio Erevan question and answer:
"Is it true that the Russian army is the second best in the world?"
"Yes, but not in the world, in Ukraine"
I miss Jon but I'm really enjoying Louis' banter. Must be part of the band requisites. Plays a fabulous set and can come up with off-the-cuff funny chatter in an instant.
Where is Jon anyway?
What happened to Jon?
@@gentrykoda I just googled his name and it looks like he’s up for a Grammy this Sunday, so I guess that’s where he is. Fingers crossed, he deserves a win.
@@guerreroseventyfour1819 He was nominated for 11 Grammys so he's busy schmoozing in LA.
@@BeeWhistler cool! Thanks. I hope he wins too!!
I didn’t know I needed to hear an off-key singing of Russian Empire today but I’m HERE FOR IT
Edit: this is a lot of likes lol, I said what I said in jest
Sounded on-pitch to me
War crimes Schmor crimes, is Nyet much different from our(us) time during the past twenty years of military conflict.
Stephen also included a nice reference to the well-known other Chicago carpet commercial jingle, National 2-9000.
It was not off-key.
Unfortunately, you'll realize after they install your flooring....is potato
“And …… potato”. Gets me everytime, Stephen!
Thanks Stephen, for keeping it real through all this crap going on in the world. XOXO
Cawthorne has managed to make me look at the handicapped as equal. That's an achievement. I've never hated anyone in a wheelchair before.
George Wallace was no prize.
Well the gop use him as a 'tick box' publicity tool, not for his "smarts" or political savvy.
Embarrassed he’s from my district in North Carolina.
I live in The Villages and can tell you this is the first time Madison has been right that I'm personally aware of.
After growing up in Tyler, I refuse to go anywhere near East Texas. Gohmert is one sick bastard.
Wow. That must be awful. Why does any normal person live there?
Damn. I'm not surprised though... 😞
Would be nice if the yacht seizure continued to include American oligarchs too
The fact that Russia is getting it's ass kicked this bad makes me laugh.
Those trucks have the equivalent of a Trump comb-over on top 🤣 Bro, you're or fooling ANYONE.
Those Russian military vehicles looked like they were festively camouflaged by Melania Trump.
Nah, they weren't blood red or bathed in harsh cold lighting and dark shadows.
You totally make my day! You and Feeding Steven on RUclips. It's been a ruff two years! Your shows have helped me get through! Thank you!
That hurt so much when Stephen made fun of Kirkland Signature products. Those are my go to (if I can pour them into a high end brand container.)
Everyone knows theyre just as good and often better than the name brands and often the name brands make them too - so it's their same stuff - but just labeled for the kirkland brand and costco! Besides, only people who can afford a membership and shopping at costco can afford to shop there, so Kirkland's practically a status symbol. 😜
Costco and Kirkland are big on quality to value. Interestingly (possibly), whole private companies make and sell their products only for and to be sold under the kirkland brand. Whole wineries, brewers, etc. Costco / Kirkland shops the market of a product and once they find something they really like that fits what they need they sometimes make an exclusive deal with the maker. There have been blind taste tests of wines where the winner was produced for the kirkland label.
I've seldom been disappointed by the fine folks at Kirkland.
@@tinaperez7393 A few years ago someone wrote about the difference between Costco shoppers and Sams Club shoppers: Costco shoppers are thrilled to buy a designer t-shirt for $15, while Sams shoppers won't pay more than $5 for a t-shirt.
@@raygunsforronnie847 a ha! More confirmation that those $15 dollar designer tee shirt wearing costco shoppers are the elites! 😜😁
@@tinaperez7393 Radical elites in minivans with soccer moms driving. Oh, the humanity! /nudge, wink
Excellent. Thanks, we all needed that monologue.
Who knew the Russians would resort to the Birnam Wood defense?
Hey it worked in Macbeth
“Is not tank…
…is potato” 🥔
The 49 million dollar super yacht was the smaller yacht that went inside the 700 million dollar super yacht. The Oligarchs escaped on the 49 million dollar yacht.
The Notorious BIGOT. I love these nicknames that Stephen and his team come up with for Trump 🤣
Check the screen at 6:27. He solicited suggestions on Twitter & credits the person who first suggested each name he uses. I cannot imagine how long that list is.
@@akinpaws Thanks for the tip. I need that list, because as long as we have to mention Mar-a-Lardo, we need options!
@@blackeyedsusan727 It's nice to know how much his ego must hate everyone calling him ridiculous names.
In related news, Vlad is actually short for Vladislav. Vova is short for Vladimir.
My favourite was from the other night. I posted on here already. "Don Con Jovi" 😂
@@akinpaws guess I finally found a reason to use Twitter
I really needed the laugh, always grateful for Colbert. The former president is being more disgusting than usual and it's driving me nuts. I need late night 💖.
That commercial jingle bit...my brain 🤯🤣😂❤❤🍿🍿
Stephen Colbert is a NATIONAL TREASURE! Thank you Mr. Co!bert!!!🙏😂😍
It's time to bring back Yacht Rock! Like, let me have one of those yachts, that would rock.
Yah Mo B There!
- Michael Mcdonald 😂
It's funny - I've been thinking "yacht rock" too whenever I hear of these yachts. 😜
*Thanks for the uploads.*
_Cheers from __#CancúnMéxico_ 🇲🇽🍻
*Stay Healthy Y'all!* 🌐😘🤘🏽💙
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You stay healthy too🤗💖
Thank you, Ted!
LOLS "Thirst-trap"! I just learned what this was last week
9:56 "have we reached around?" LOL!!