Some interesting things to note: 1. Anarchist left never had their own verse at the start like the others. Rather, they just brought up issues with the other 3 2. Auth left and anarchist right didn’t really have beef, despite being pretty much polar opposites 3. The creator gave each pair of adjacent ideologies (4 of them) a chance to agree and disagree on at least one point each which was cool
1. Ideologies & governments don't exist in an Anarchist Left utopia. Every individual self-governs in an AL utopia. There's no ideology or government to explain in verse. AL is fundamentally a disintegration of the other 3 quadrants. 2. They do strongly disagree with each other several times in the rap. I can give examples if you like. Let me know if you want them. 3. Yeah, I'm pretty satisfied with the video too. Sequels would be nice
Ockertoustesizem they think they are better than those with non neo-liberal ideologies. But when you don’t even have an ideology meaning no faults it’s kinda cheating the system.
@@jnkerpol4211 real communism hasn't been tried. The USSR lasted for only 60 years. Way too much time for actual communism. Real communists only last for 2 hours before expiring of degenerating brain matter.
What separates humans from animals? Lib right : "the ability to make money." Lib left :" we are all actually animals. " Auth left : "intelligence." Auth right : *THE MEDITERRANEAN*
That wouldn't last long as Anarchist Right would be only rarely seen as he is busy arming the Mc. Nukes and buying fully grown women,while Totalitarian Right and Totalitarian Left unite for the first 15 Minutes to rape and then kill Anarchist Left and then spend the rest of the Episode trying to kill each other,and at the end Anarchist Right comes home at night to see that everyone else is already dead and that the weird centrist guy they all knew from College has moved in and that he wanted to make dinner for himself and also shower but couldn't decide what he should do and thus spend all his time on doing exactly nothing.
Or maybe a political thriller. I can see it now: Tom Clancy's "The Compass". An ex-CIA agent races against time to restore law and order as he dodges assassins from all four quadrants.
@Dietsche Rijck No, Neo'z have a problem with minorities. They just can't say it outright anymore. They have to make the ideology palatable. Which is why they switched from "nazo'" to "race realist" and what no t. You can't just to brush pass that. It directly ignores a crap tone of abuse against people just going about their day.
@Dietsche Rijck Its not that they like each other, they just wanted to separate themselves by race. Klansmen what only whites in America, while the nazi want to keep them as a separate class. Whether or not they agree about the end game, supremacy based ideas are always about separation from the other. American facsim is tribalism pervading under marxist theology. If you replace poor workers with a select class, you get a fascist instead of Communism as fascism is one group being superior, and communism as the nation being superior. Hence why the only major difference between Soviet union leadership and nazi leadership was control over capital in non essential markets.
@Dietsche Rijck Seeing as how these systems differ by benefits at different levels, I'd think it unwise to forget that someone always benefits. Your very statement that the Soviet union was a state capitalist system, is intended to deflect the fact it's a command economic system. Government investments are profited off it's people then redistributed back to those people in accordance with its policies. If you owned the world, there wouldn't be capital to be made, you could only spend it. When you speak about economic systems you must remember that politics is not economics. Socialism and communism both profess state distribution, only one wants to allow some people to make private business, as long as it benefits the state. Again who benefits is very important as both of these are essentially feudalism, but structural done through collective means rather than through a single individual. Meanwhile it also forces people to make money how the state sees fit. Capitalism allows people to be come rich, by allowing private investing and personal wealth. Personal wealth is luxury in which someone freely purchase things they dont need to better give money to others. One thing to note is how trade impacts your people, and every system has problems with trade. We started trade with china, then watched as our middle class vanished, since wealth from America in our consumer markets, was transfered to China for cheap goods. Goods we couldn't have produced primarily due to lack of resources. Supremacy is dominance, but there are many things to be dominant at.
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@Dietsche Rijck seeing as that were talking about systems of control, I just want to say, I understand what you're talking about . That being said, Youd need a one party system in order to balance corporate interests, since it would have to be fully operated by a board of companies. Not to mention in a system like this you would have to have a goal for society, since you're advocating for an authority based system. There have been plenty of historical systems that were Fascist that not only supported this idea of companies and government working together. The other examples are where government has control over those systems and that usually where Marxist economic ideas are in control. I'm not in favor of having any government just giving in to business interests, as what I might see as a problem, they might not. Think about it for one second on your economic design. If companies have influence at the very top, our economy becomes solely dependent upon boosting those companies by stagnation of growth and merging companies together based on resources. Since resources are limited, what's gonna happen when they need more? What happens if it goes to war for resources? Companies working together is great, and having appropriate laws would solve our current problems in creating solutions that work to benefit people. If your primary beneficiary is not the governed, than you just built a slave state controlled by corporations. Communism didn't build it's people to do what was best, but what the political elite wanted. In your self professed ideas, this would open up the country into elitism based on corporate loyalty and would remove multiple types of companies, and small businesses would almost completely vanish. The biggest problem comes down to society. Its proto-fascist at best and a slave state that is pretty much in vien of China. Not saying it would be since youd have to get people to buy into the system, then have to develop whom has say, and how to allocate change of policies. When ever you have economic and political systems under one banner it always seems to lead to a few devastating outcomes, mostly with blood and violence. Having authority in the hands of people without an agreed upon idea about where it's going, will also boost dissident relations between the ages and competency systems. It's hard to think about how your ideas can be abused by others, but it is worrisome that this is a viable solution to our problems. I just dont see a closed system being beneficial for corporations, unless you own the world.
Wait I'm sorry he ran for mayor??? I live in Ottawa, how did I not know this 😂 I mean I only found his channel today but I didn't recognize him at all as someone who ran for office
Actually our main colors are yellow and black. Yellow for capitalism, black for anarchism. I'm not sure where the colors for the political compass libertarian corner come from. Although I have actually seen some where the libertarian corners were yellow, perhaps more appropriately.
No, because if it's free he would assume it was worthless meaning if he did try to sell it, it would end up not decreasing profit the reason for this is for two possible outcomes. One no one would want to buy a worthless or low-quality product which would waste time, therefore, waste money. Possibility two is that if he does sell it, the consumer might find that it's bad or of low quality, his competitors use it as a slander tool he then would loose profit because fewer people would want to buy from him.
Homeless Engineer It wasn’t always that way. Purple used to be the actual color of Libright (not even for jreg or PCM, it was just like that) but then people realized yellow is much more fitting
Tbh I see each one as truth lol The ancaps don't give a fuck about any social thought as long it's consent and economic because the better the economy = better social norms The ancoms being whiny and young like most of them are (including me at one point) saying everything is discrimination or racist/sexist The commies blaming everything on the capitalist which is the reason most of them want to have a strong proletariat state to stop the spread of capitalism And then theirs the neo n### who doesn't want to admit he's a fascist because he probably lives in America or something like most neo nazi does and prefer to be less suspicious so that his ideas is spreading toward the "masses"
@@residuefingerz Different effects for different people 🤷🏻♀️. My friend just sits down and lays back the entire time without moving much at all. I've never taken it myself, though I'd love to, but I'm just reporting from what I've seen
doggo well, if he said our side is the best that could mean three things. That they think the left side is right, that they think the authoritarians are right, or they are talking about them self which would not be grammatically accurate. But, they are definitely a western spy and we should round up the firing squad.
@@MMenyan The reason it did not feel that way is because LibLeft was the comedy "straight man" aka the one reacting. The others threw several jabs in his direction and he never really presented his own case.
@@MMenyan Its all about perspective, I think it depends on how much you agree with them, for example if you don't like genocide, he was making fun of the auth right, but if you do, he wasn't
@@mikehoot3978 if you're talking about Hitler I'm sorry to tell you that the Nazi party intentionally used the term socialism to brand itself as left leaning despite its actual policies not reflecting the ideology they slapped on their fascism
@@laurenlizzbeth You have to study fascism and Nazism. Mussolini and Hitler. The left is repeating what you say to get rid of that brand of socialism (as if theirs were better). Both were hardcore anti-capitalists and anti-individualists. You have to read their statements and books. And especially what they did in their totalitarian governments. They were national socialists.
@Awawawa CM Again with the same idiocy. Now you're adding more brutalities. 1- Killing socialists does not make you a capitalist. Stalin and Mao also killed many socialists. Hitler and Mussolini killed many Marxists and social democrats, that does not deny a bit that they were socialists. The capitalists in their regimes were obedient to the party, which set prices and wages. The complete opposite of the market. 2- Capitalism is collectivism? hahahaha Capitalism is necessary individualist because private property is in an individual capacity. The Nazis and Fascists were as collectivist as you are socialist. But instead of being materialistic classists, they were nationalistic racists. That's why they killed the so-called enemies of the proletariat and the Aryan race respectively. 3- The Nazis were not glorified by either conservatives or classical liberals; they were fought and defeated in the second war. And then denigrated in films and literature. Only a very harsh nationalist or identitarians could be somehow close to them. The ones who did make a pact with the Nazis before the war were the Soviets. And finally, what the Western left did was to try to separate itself from the Nazis, as if the Marxist left were less murderous and brutal.
@@mikehoot3978 Yes, in the same way that North Korea is democratic, by the people, or a republic: in name only. Hitler himself said that the Nazi form of socialism is in no way associated with Marxian socialism.
@@tablo1394 Well, he did end up saying “This is why I can’t associate with you!” and Anarchist Left pretty much said the same thing about Totalitarian Left. There’s some bleed over into all of them, which is why there are Centrists, but it’s countered by how extreme each one is.
Wait, we all watch anime?! Well, not the centrists. Fuck the centrists, but we all probably would argue which anime is better so I’m still gonna bash everyone’s skull in with a bat. Anarchy!
@Kerosin Fuchs i like how you do math, throwing random "more than an order of magnitude more people" into things. It shows a lot of imagination. You confuse a lot of things, it's cute. But the racism isn't. Not cute at all.
sadly that happens all the time in real life when people pick sides they are mixed up notice how occasional the 2 authoritarians unite against the libertarians but sometimes the right unites against the left that results in people insulting someone like a fascist for wanting to own slaves or a communist being chaotic
@@unitedstates4912 to be honest I prefer rightist unity and leftist unity. Political tribes are too much tbh, It'd be less confusing If leftist ideologies worked with other leftists, and rightist ideologies worked together with other rightists. Sometimes this happens but all this "authoritarian" and "libertarian" unity makes zero sense, left/right define authoritarian/libertarian in different ways.
This just proves they are extremes on all 4 sides individually, the best way is to take the best parts of all 4 & uniquely combine them to fit each countries’ different economic situations.
*Bold of you to assume Stalin wasn't trying to kill all 25 million soldiers he sent to their deaths against the Germans with no guns and juiced up on meth*
@@elgatofelix8917 grammar evolves old man. the -y suffix is very much real and the word cringe exist. also the video is bad, rapping wise but its funny. the quadrants arent exactly accurate either but its an exaggeration of the stereotypes. also, kindly fuck off
"independent leaning to the right" So basically Democrat or Republican. TRASH. At least the Progs are AWARE of their place and aren't super duper proud of it, at least the Progs will shift all of their support and energy behind a burgeoning radsoc movement if Trump 2020 is nominated by the DNC once again.
Dude, anatchy left wasnt roasted once, commie was only a bit violent, anarchy right was shown as cold-blooded pedophile and not even talking about totalitarian right They arent at all equally negative in the video
@@essennagerry well, let's analyze their behavior: 1) Totalitarian Right Half of the video is either Anarchist Left calling him nazi or him acting like an exxagerated nazi. Moreover, nazism is not even the most right ideology to begin with, but okay, whatever 2) Anarchist Right Every interaction with him ends up with him being an egoistic prick and pedophile, the only good line from him was about capitalists making all of the shit they have, others are him being a prick or attacking totalitarian right 3) Autoritarian Left Showed up with some violence, was roasted several times for killing people, other than that just dancing and adding small remarks with his communism vocabulary. 4) Anarchist Left Shows up saying everyone around him sucks. Has the most lines where he criticizes others. The only roasts he had is "your ideology is inconsistent" and "you're hippie". Does not show any signs of craziness as the other ones (rasist Totalitarian Right, pedophile prick Anarchist Right, violent Totalitarian Left) and just narrates all the critique towards everyone else. Yeah, not at all biased, everyone is equally negative here
-9/10 the AuthRight didnt say the n-word, the AuthLeft didnt have a russian accent, the LibLeft didnt have a mask and the centrist didnt grill anything >:(((((
@Cian McCabe "Women are free when they serve Coporations but are slaves when spending time with their children" Yeah progressives are the ones who have inverted Morals because they have literally overturned Societal standarts. That their movment has been co opted by billionars(ironically) only makes it better. (unless you have to live under it)
RoboPutin 4 President in 4000CE the left doesn’t say “woman have to work for corporations” all it says is that we should give woman the ability to do the same thing as a man this is the modern world not every woman wants to bare children or feels the need to your essentially advocating for a communist like agenda if you want them to have only one use and be stuck in that position with no freedom
@@donaldtrumplover2254 its the logical conclusion to your little thought experiment. You could try this a 100 times and it would always end the same way. Destroyed families, 2 times the workforce half the pay.
RoboPutin 4 President in 4000CE ok incel have fun trying to convince women to sacrifice there happiness so men can succeed and have fun always thinking correlation always equals causation when it fits your beliefs
@Benjamin Sanger Anarchism is a far down ideology that is defined as being against archons. Capitalism is defined as a freedom to engage in voluntary mutually beneficial trade of goods and services.. You're basically a communist that is so uneducated you think the free market isn't free (while believing violently preventing people from voluntary interactions constitutes 'anarchy').
@@MMenyan Ayyy, same (love Hank and John and seeing them in class is amazing)! As for (professors using) this video... Well, +a wild fuu, now you've got me hoping. _They'd better start._
I remember in university (Temple University) they'd show us RUclips videos sometimes instead of a lecture, and I couldn't help but to be somewhat disappointed that I am spending tens of thousands of dollars to watch a RUclips video on the subject. Hell, the vast majority of the curriculum was just using Google Scholar for assignments and studying over a few paragraphs out of an expensive textbook they make you buy along with an expensive online homework key (that one never made sense) and to sit through lectures that are just power points. Hell! Even though a lot of times the powerpoints would be posted online or the fact you could pass the class without attending a single lecture, they force you to go the lecture anyhow. Don't even get me started on testing, which validates nothing but your rote memory. Rant over. College needs an overhaul.
@Kerosin Fuchs how will capitalism work without a state enforcing the capitalist order? What if I gather up a thousand people to take over someone else's property? Will they have to employ a thousand mercenaries to get it back? Will every rich person need to have their own armies? Free markets can exist outside of capitalism you know
Fun fact I was (am) genuinely terrified that making a joke that edgy would somehow come back to bite me if I was trying to get a government job or something and my employer saw it but fuq it I'm glad I did
@@noodles5438 Green is anarchist, they are anti-capitalist too, because you have bosses in business who order you around. Liberals, on the other hand, are bastion of private property.
@@MidWitPride nah most of us are against that. Thats probs a small business by the name, so i dont stand for looting that. That being *said.* IF IT'S A CHAIN, IT'S FREE RAIN!!!
@@MidWitPride It is frustrating for a true *ANARCHIST* to see that but it's more frustrating for the innocent minorities who see their names sullied due to the actions of people who are not part of the minorities.
@@starrynight1165 you are the exception not the rule. Most of you can say you're against looting but the end result is still millions in losses and no prominent voices speaking out against it. Kinda like how Maoist said they were for the people of China and still ended up erasing most of their history.
This is charmingly nerdy and pretty entertaining. The symbols in the captions were a nice touch. I don't think rap is a great vehicle for your comedy but you've got quite a few solid jokes. The anime profile picture joke actually caused an audible chuckle. Good job, keep creating.
- Totalitarian Left: Cold War movie villain - Totalitarian Right: WW2 movie villain - Anarchist Left: Average gotham thugs, that batman fights before he faces the major villains - Anarchist Right: Villain of vigilante/action movies
@Thumos Aeterna Antifa would make ALOT more sense if Nazis were still a thing. But they are not, they stopped being a thing in 1945. You must be thinking of "Neo-nazis" and trust me nobody likes that scum but at least we don't savagely beat them because of their beliefs because doesn't that sound like something a nazi would do?
4:53 I heard "isn't that enough to bond the four of you?" as "....to _bomb_ the four of you" until captions corrected me. So the centrist wasn't advocating for nuking Weeaboos after all...
Centrism doesn’t mean you don’t have any opinions. I’m sick of that strawman. It just means you are left-leaning on some issues and right-leaning on others.
The idea that a centrist is the best is stupid. At least the others hold conviction, centrists collapse under hyperpluralism and apathy towards issues (as in they don't do anything meaningful besides talk). If we're talking about real politics, and not straw men, each corner has a legitimate point, though the bottom two make more. Disgust with the current state of politics making people lukewarm centrists just perpetuates the problem, because they don't do anything, while the extremes radicalize themselves more
@@c.bishop1062 Not everyone is centrist out of apathy, though admittedly that is a problem. It's an understandable one though. Most people don't have time to care, or were never taught to care. The fact that each corner has a legitimate point is what centrists(the non-apathetic ones) are interested in. They haven't been sold on any side, aren't yet committed to any solid position. Personally I find that a better position to be in than voting on a single side because that's just the side you were taught to vote for. The radicalization of the extremes is an interesting thing to tackle. One would assume that with so many centrists disgusted with current politics, candidates from either party would be against radicalizing further and alienating a potential gold mine of support. I think it's the radicalization causing people to get fed up and just quit and call themselves centrists because they're tired of fighting over increasingly extreme politics. For a while I became completely disengaged from politics. I've always been center right, but I live in a red state so I wasn't even concerned about someone I strongly disagreed with getting elected in the midterms. Then I started to see what AOC has been doing and reluctantly re-entered the fray a bit. I don't think it's a good idea to pick one side just to stop the other one, but... all it takes is for good men to do nothing, right?
@Quentin Osterhage No, there is no degree of truth to people who believe in false conspiracy theories and propoganda. There is no false equivalence to be made between the "values" of wanting genocide and of wanting equality.
I love how each quadrant tries to form alliances with the two adjacent quadrants while trying to shut them up about their worst and most distasteful ideas.
*Commies:* _>We must destroy the culture and history of nations and eliminate the family unit as a bourgeoisie social institution and social programming, so that we may better control the productive forces._ *Fa͏scists:* _>Culture and history are the underlying story of a people, and this heritage must be preserved for future generations through a strong family life and national conscious, regardless of economic cost._ *Reta͏rds:* _>I-i can't tell the difference_
@jesus himself Why is the word retard muh “offensive” when the words: Idiot, imbecile, and moron are not offensive even though like the word retard they were, not so long ago, used in a psychological classification system, and each one was assigned to a fairly specific range of abilities. “Idiots. -Those so defective that the mental development never exceeds that or a normal child of about two years. Imbeciles. -Those whose development is higher than that of an idiot, but whose intelligence does not exceed that of a normal child of about seven years. Morons. -Those whose mental development is above that of an imbecile, but does not exceed that of a normal child of about twelve years.” - Edmund Burke Huey, Backward and Feeble-Minded Children, 1912
@@Bossanova. because the r slur was used against people with disabilities pretty much specifically--- why the fuck are u trying to complicate it so much lol. just literally dont say the word, that easy
I like how even as a joke, this is still kinda accurate to the general political beliefs of people in those squares. Props to the anarchist left for spitting facts.
DaleJrFan_62 you actually switched LibLeft and LibRight. The anarchocapitalists or right libertarians support freedom of speech, freedom of expression, property rights, and minimum to no taxation. LibLefties actually support higher taxation (such as the Nordic Model) to make the society as egalitarian as possible.
@The Martial Lord of LoyaltyI think monarchists don't belong in this spectrum at all. Authority is derived from God and represented through the monarch. The monarch should rule in accordance to the religious texts in question. A definition in the spectrum is inappropriate as the monarch may crush something seemingly benign to the bone and be absolutely indifferent to some other matters one of the spectrums representatives dispise. A spectrum, parties and ideology is something that arose and is necessary if the sovereign is not a person but a group which has to organise.
I'm very confused. This video brought me up from a nhilistic spiral instead of making me laugh at the one I was already in. Gonna have to reevaluate my life now.
Cory Mck Objectivism is deeply against anarchy, maybe you should actually make an attempt to study philosophies before you act as if you understand them.
@@fatguy6153 Hey, friend. I'm concerned that you might not have a full grasp of Anarchocapitalism. It shares very little with traditional anarchist values and allows certain figures to rise up with little regulation and claim monopolies in a way Rand would have approved.
She is legal now
Crazy
holy
This rap still slaps but this comment doesn't
crazy that this is pinned
did her OF go up to $18
Pixar went in a weird direction with their sequel to inside.
*inside out,
Are you a cringelord?
*anywordotherthancringelord, are you a 12 year old gamer?
@@yusufgazi7 pretty sure inside was correct
you know, the 2007 horror movie? yeah that one
@@vegterble he said Pixar you idiot
@@yusufgazi7 yeah, no, i read that part
pixar's remake of inside had a sequel, this is it
silly boy
bro the windows start screen is getting weird
I edited this comment because youtube is more likely to show it to you if I do
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Yea it's supposed to be yellow, not purple
this has made my day and all days after
Yep.
@@windowslogo3577 This is like when you make a joke about your manager and he's standing right behind you without you noticing
I love how captions have symbols for who is talking and the centrist is just a doughnut 🍩
Doughnut theory that's why it's a doughnut btw :)
Omg I just turned subtitles on
@@hugofredriksson7041 Donut theory is inherently flawed and is rapidly being replaced by crosshairs theory.
My favorite thing is the difference between English and English (United States) is that the American version doesn't censor the swastikas.
Kakyoin is a filthy centrist?
Some interesting things to note:
1. Anarchist left never had their own verse at the start like the others. Rather, they just brought up issues with the other 3
2. Auth left and anarchist right didn’t really have beef, despite being pretty much polar opposites
3. The creator gave each pair of adjacent ideologies (4 of them) a chance to agree and disagree on at least one point each which was cool
@Valkyrae Commenter and it's from a Lego channel
Hi 👋
1. Ideologies & governments don't exist in an Anarchist Left utopia. Every individual self-governs in an AL utopia. There's no ideology or government to explain in verse. AL is fundamentally a disintegration of the other 3 quadrants.
2. They do strongly disagree with each other several times in the rap. I can give examples if you like. Let me know if you want them.
3. Yeah, I'm pretty satisfied with the video too. Sequels would be nice
dont wanna get political,go back making lego videos man its been long time
AVARITIONISM FK YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
0/10 The centrist didn’t grill anything
He didn't have to grill anything. Apoliticals grill.
He just wanna grill, for God's sake!
@Angad Grewal on r/politicalcompassmemes centrists are grillers
Ockertoustesizem they think they are better than those with non neo-liberal ideologies. But when you don’t even have an ideology meaning no faults it’s kinda cheating the system.
@@michealfelps5777
In politics the only way to win is to cheat the system.
This is what the “I was born in the wrong generation” kids are gonna comment on in like 30 years
We'll be dead in 30 years.
(If we still live under capitalism)
Who's watching in 2050???
@@turf_tf Okay person who's ideology killed 100m+ people I'm pretty sure you are going to say "real communism has never been tried"
@@jnkerpol4211 real communism hasn't been tried. The USSR lasted for only 60 years.
Way too much time for actual communism. Real communists only last for 2 hours before expiring of degenerating brain matter.
@@jnkerpol4211 "acheived", though most would probably point out how ridiculous today number is.
Petition for him to re-record this vid with the proper character voices
Corwin Keylon yes
Auth Left - Russian accent
Auth Right - Shouting man waving arms everywhere
Lib Left - Squirmy ANTIFA boy
Lib right - Posh Business man
@@MichaelJ44 lib left vuash voice
I join
Yes
What separates humans from animals?
Lib right : "the ability to make money."
Lib left :" we are all actually animals. "
Auth left : "intelligence."
Auth right : *THE MEDITERRANEAN*
I am dead🤣🤣🤣
The Alps mountains, really.
@@tommarlin8110 Bro, back up...
@@tommarlin8110
What about the Romans?
@Afreen Farath iq and intelligence Is not the same thing.
There should be a sitcom about four people in the compass who live together as roommates.
i need that in my life
I am so fucking down for that
That wouldn't last long as Anarchist Right would be only rarely seen as he is busy arming the Mc. Nukes and buying fully grown women,while Totalitarian Right and Totalitarian Left unite for the first 15 Minutes to rape and then kill Anarchist Left and then spend the rest of the Episode trying to kill each other,and at the end Anarchist Right comes home at night to see that everyone else is already dead and that the weird centrist guy they all knew from College has moved in and that he wanted to make dinner for himself and also shower but couldn't decide what he should do and thus spend all his time on doing exactly nothing.
Or maybe a political thriller. I can see it now: Tom Clancy's "The Compass". An ex-CIA agent races against time to restore law and order as he dodges assassins from all four quadrants.
I will help to fund this!
This is both the worst and the best rap I've ever heard.
it's a debate.
I'm not sure if this guy knows what flow is
Same
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@@ServantOfSatania touche
0/10 totalitarian right didn’t say the n-word
@Dietsche Rijck
No, Neo'z have a problem with minorities. They just can't say it outright anymore. They have to make the ideology palatable.
Which is why they switched from "nazo'" to "race realist" and what no t.
You can't just to brush pass that.
It directly ignores a crap tone of abuse against people just going about their day.
@Dietsche Rijck Its not that they like each other, they just wanted to separate themselves by race. Klansmen what only whites in America, while the nazi want to keep them as a separate class. Whether or not they agree about the end game, supremacy based ideas are always about separation from the other. American facsim is tribalism pervading under marxist theology. If you replace poor workers with a select class, you get a fascist instead of Communism as fascism is one group being superior, and communism as the nation being superior. Hence why the only major difference between Soviet union leadership and nazi leadership was control over capital in non essential markets.
@Dietsche Rijck Seeing as how these systems differ by benefits at different levels, I'd think it unwise to forget that someone always benefits. Your very statement that the Soviet union was a state capitalist system, is intended to deflect the fact it's a command economic system. Government investments are profited off it's people then redistributed back to those people in accordance with its policies. If you owned the world, there wouldn't be capital to be made, you could only spend it. When you speak about economic systems you must remember that politics is not economics. Socialism and communism both profess state distribution, only one wants to allow some people to make private business, as long as it benefits the state. Again who benefits is very important as both of these are essentially feudalism, but structural done through collective means rather than through a single individual. Meanwhile it also forces people to make money how the state sees fit. Capitalism allows people to be come rich, by allowing private investing and personal wealth. Personal wealth is luxury in which someone freely purchase things they dont need to better give money to others. One thing to note is how trade impacts your people, and every system has problems with trade. We started trade with china, then watched as our middle class vanished, since wealth from America in our consumer markets, was transfered to China for cheap goods. Goods we couldn't have produced primarily due to lack of resources. Supremacy is dominance, but there are many things to be dominant at.
oh no this comment section is getting political reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@Dietsche Rijck seeing as that were talking about systems of control, I just want to say, I understand what you're talking about . That being said, Youd need a one party system in order to balance corporate interests, since it would have to be fully operated by a board of companies. Not to mention in a system like this you would have to have a goal for society, since you're advocating for an authority based system. There have been plenty of historical systems that were Fascist that not only supported this idea of companies and government working together. The other examples are where government has control over those systems and that usually where Marxist economic ideas are in control.
I'm not in favor of having any government just giving in to business interests, as what I might see as a problem, they might not. Think about it for one second on your economic design. If companies have influence at the very top, our economy becomes solely dependent upon boosting those companies by stagnation of growth and merging companies together based on resources. Since resources are limited, what's gonna happen when they need more? What happens if it goes to war for resources? Companies working together is great, and having appropriate laws would solve our current problems in creating solutions that work to benefit people. If your primary beneficiary is not the governed, than you just built a slave state controlled by corporations.
Communism didn't build it's people to do what was best, but what the political elite wanted. In your self professed ideas, this would open up the country into elitism based on corporate loyalty and would remove multiple types of companies, and small businesses would almost completely vanish. The biggest problem comes down to society. Its proto-fascist at best and a slave state that is pretty much in vien of China. Not saying it would be since youd have to get people to buy into the system, then have to develop whom has say, and how to allocate change of policies. When ever you have economic and political systems under one banner it always seems to lead to a few devastating outcomes, mostly with blood and violence. Having authority in the hands of people without an agreed upon idea about where it's going, will also boost dissident relations between the ages and competency systems. It's hard to think about how your ideas can be abused by others, but it is worrisome that this is a viable solution to our problems. I just dont see a closed system being beneficial for corporations, unless you own the world.
I wonder if he knew three years ago that he would have completed a webseries, dabbled into schizopolitics, and ran for mayor of Ottowa
What? 😦
He is now a normal, regular, apolitical guy.
I completely belive everything you just said
This made me laugh so hard
Wait I'm sorry he ran for mayor??? I live in Ottawa, how did I not know this 😂 I mean I only found his channel today but I didn't recognize him at all as someone who ran for office
Broke: World War III
Woke: World War II 2
WORLD WAR II 2
@@pablograssdestroyerofass6965 electric boogaloo
II world II wars: nuclear boogaloo
@Marc Hughes Ascended: World War 1 3
Valve would be proud
"All your spporters have anime profile pictures."
He's not wrong lol.
he really isn’t
No ancoms also have anime profile pics in my experience.
Oops
as an auth-right i have pfp of a black player in a different soccer team that I photoshoped myself
Didn't know Fallout is an anime
Ancap: “the only color I see is green”
Also ancap: is purple
Those glasses have colored glass, that's why he sees green
Mr. Miacis his glasses are blue tho
I thought he said greed
He's colorblind be nice
Actually our main colors are yellow and black. Yellow for capitalism, black for anarchism. I'm not sure where the colors for the political compass libertarian corner come from. Although I have actually seen some where the libertarian corners were yellow, perhaps more appropriately.
when u don’t have a practical use for your political science degree
^Basically Jreg's backstory.
E4439qv5 didn’t he get a journalism bachelor’s degree?
deadass having the same idea rn
@Bulb 66 Extremist Literature Book Review.
Hello my Friend fuckin fence sitter
"Ew, not for free!" If he was a TRUE capitalist, he would accept it for free, then sell it to someone else for a price.
No, because if it's free he would assume it was worthless meaning if he did try to sell it, it would end up not decreasing profit the reason for this is for two possible outcomes. One no one would want to buy a worthless or low-quality product which would waste time, therefore, waste money. Possibility two is that if he does sell it, the consumer might find that it's bad or of low quality, his competitors use it as a slander tool he then would loose profit because fewer people would want to buy from him.
I'm sorry by the time I finished I realized how stupid it was but I already finished it so I had to commit
@@zamlightning7341 Perhaps he could take it and inspect it? Or would that cost too much time (and therefore money) to do so?
@@kaizoisevil ya probably for how little the payout would be
@@zamlightning7341 lol that's true but like. One tiem i bought something for 30k in a game and sold it for 100k lmfao
Ah, back when AnCap was purple and Commie didn't have a strong Russian accent.
Thomas Wood And Nazi didn’t have the navy cap
Everyone knows purple lib-right is the pedophile and yellow lib-right is the regular ancap
Homeless Engineer It wasn’t always that way. Purple used to be the actual color of Libright (not even for jreg or PCM, it was just like that) but then people realized yellow is much more fitting
@@TisLasagnus That's fair
and Ancom doesn't sound like super triggered REEEEEEE
How is all of these represented so well and so badly at the same time lmao
Tbh I see each one as truth lol
The ancaps don't give a fuck about any social thought as long it's consent and economic because the better the economy = better social norms
The ancoms being whiny and young like most of them are (including me at one point) saying everything is discrimination or racist/sexist
The commies blaming everything on the capitalist which is the reason most of them want to have a strong proletariat state to stop the spread of capitalism
And then theirs the neo n### who doesn't want to admit he's a fascist because he probably lives in America or something like most neo nazi does and prefer to be less suspicious so that his ideas is spreading toward the "masses"
Ikr
Because the political compass is a really bad way of conveying ideologies
thats the fun of it
She should be 15 by now
yeah, that just decreases the price. a shame
@@mariavanilla6781 that's great if ancap bought her, his assets are appreciating.
16?
17?
18?
Fuck it ok ask her, shes 18 you can do it
@@STB4G no, 18 is too old
@@halleys.comett agreed
Totalitarian Right: By men
Totalitarian Left: Bye men
Anarchist Right: Buy men
Anarchist Left: Bi men
Best comment.
This is absolutely the best comment I’ve seen thus far.
The cleverness is real
@@Sheerspeechcraft Probably because they all die.
@@Sheerspeechcraft communism
Can we appreciate the fact that AnCom did this whole rap while high on DMT?
Can we appreciate that AnCap did this without charging us premium?
420 babyyY
Not sure how they were functioning 😂. LSD maybe, but straight DMT?
@@enbyrogue3740 i can talk and stand up and pace around on dmt...its not as intoxicating as people think
@@residuefingerz Different effects for different people 🤷🏻♀️. My friend just sits down and lays back the entire time without moving much at all. I've never taken it myself, though I'd love to, but I'm just reporting from what I've seen
Anarchist right wasn't even listening. He was just talking on the phone and it happened to line up with the rap.
Centrist: what about we find something we all agree on!
Every square: you’re right! We all hate you!
I got it to 420 likes, no one change it
That's why I'm hated
Mission failed successfully
r e c t a n g l e
good job explaining the joke :/
0:54 Clearly a western spy. It is "our ideology" not "my"
doggo well, if he said our side is the best that could mean three things. That they think the left side is right, that they think the authoritarians are right, or they are talking about them self which would not be grammatically accurate. But, they are definitely a western spy and we should round up the firing squad.
I won't allow him into OUR swamp
Communist Shrek you western spy! If you were truly with us then you would have said “WE won’t let him in OUR swamp”!
Good work comrade. *WE'RE* lucky *WE* noticed this. *WE* thank *US*
Should've put that in the rap
When you make fun of every political “side” but still make fun of centrists. I respecc dat.
athe lightz yea he did.
The enlighted ape-political
@@MMenyan The reason it did not feel that way is because LibLeft was the comedy "straight man" aka the one reacting. The others threw several jabs in his direction and he never really presented his own case.
athe lightz he did call them out for being contradictory
@@MMenyan Its all about perspective, I think it depends on how much you agree with them, for example if you don't like genocide, he was making fun of the auth right, but if you do, he wasn't
I find it hilarious libertarian left and libertarian right find common ground on using psychedelic drugs
Well I'm a leftist anarchist with anarchist right friends so I can confirm it's accurate
@@stoleyourroll5325 as an ancap... i confirm aswell, want some?
Yes,only one difference
Anarco-communist: drugs for all
“Anarco” capitalism: drugs for the rich
One side uses them the other side sells them, that’s what I call a symbiotic relationship
@@stoleyourroll5325 Lib unity, now let's all do dmt
I would like you to know I watch this at least once a day
hi1dk I have it on my Spotify and bop to it way too often.
Same
Those are rookie numbers.
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Only
Anarchist right was busy trying to have a business meeting
"Buisness"
@@NoTwo I mean $14 is $14
about buying a 14 year old girl
@@miniyodadude6604 hey money's money
@@cryo2156 recreational McNuke costs too much let's just have him taste a little bit of recreational mustard gas
"There the left goes again calling everyone fascist!"
"Yeah, it's very hurtful!"
*"YOU'RE ACTUALLY FASCIST!"*
Fascists were national socialists.
@@mikehoot3978 if you're talking about Hitler I'm sorry to tell you that the Nazi party intentionally used the term socialism to brand itself as left leaning despite its actual policies not reflecting the ideology they slapped on their fascism
@@laurenlizzbeth You have to study fascism and Nazism. Mussolini and Hitler. The left is repeating what you say to get rid of that brand of socialism (as if theirs were better). Both were hardcore anti-capitalists and anti-individualists. You have to read their statements and books. And especially what they did in their totalitarian governments.
They were national socialists.
@Awawawa CM Again with the same idiocy. Now you're adding more brutalities.
1- Killing socialists does not make you a capitalist. Stalin and Mao also killed many socialists.
Hitler and Mussolini killed many Marxists and social democrats, that does not deny a bit that they were socialists.
The capitalists in their regimes were obedient to the party, which set prices and wages. The complete opposite of the market.
2- Capitalism is collectivism? hahahaha Capitalism is necessary individualist because private property is in an individual capacity. The Nazis and Fascists were as collectivist as you are socialist. But instead of being materialistic classists, they were nationalistic racists. That's why they killed the so-called enemies of the proletariat and the Aryan race respectively.
3- The Nazis were not glorified by either conservatives or classical liberals; they were fought and defeated in the second war. And then denigrated in films and literature. Only a very harsh nationalist or identitarians could be somehow close to them. The ones who did make a pact with the Nazis before the war were the Soviets.
And finally, what the Western left did was to try to separate itself from the Nazis, as if the Marxist left were less murderous and brutal.
@@mikehoot3978 Yes, in the same way that North Korea is democratic, by the people, or a republic: in name only. Hitler himself said that the Nazi form of socialism is in no way associated with Marxian socialism.
>"Colonialism, is racism."
>"What's wrong with racism?"
>"Ok, please, shut the fuck up."
Lmfao
Stereotypes exist for a reason
Ooh you mean..... HUMAN DIFFERENCES I'M I RIGHT
Colonialism is not racism
@@Lonewolfdebnf Well not directly, but colonial powers used raciism to justify their actions
i like how theres the subliminal romance between auth.
and the rights trying to stop each other from saying stupid things
Begone fujoshit!
@@tablo1394 Well, he did end up saying “This is why I can’t associate with you!” and Anarchist Left pretty much said the same thing about Totalitarian Left.
There’s some bleed over into all of them, which is why there are Centrists, but it’s countered by how extreme each one is.
Nazbol moment
Bottom text.
authright hates me, so there is no romance.
My eyes trying to catch up to the next person rapping: ↖️➡️↙️⬆️⬇️↘️⬅️↗️↖️
Use captions (there're symbols on the left and right of their lines)!
underrated comment
Big head mode unlocked
⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️
What super does this
I'm supposed to be writing an essay about political extremism...
Tereza Varaďová its been 2 weeks how did it go?
@@Ipodcrazy I'm almost done actually. But I hate it.
Tereza Varaďová oof. Sprinkle in some Nihilism for extra smart points
You were on the right vid...
Just sing the rap.
Nightmare blunt rotation
my teacher thought this was an educational video, and she showed it in class. a great introduction to jreg.
:0 did you watch the whole video
ZakTheMagikarp 3:25
@@cyruscheng499 that's not too bad actually
It is honestly
Not really
'At least the people I kill are people I'm trying to.'
Well... He's not wrong.
@Angad Grewal
...he didn't miss either...
I mean, people can starve under any political system.
@@theviniso
Yeah, but the commies tend to make it a competitive sport
@Angad Grewal
Un͏c͏l͏e͏ Ad͏o͏l͏f͏ s͏p͏e͏n͏t͏ t͏h͏e͏ r͏e͏s͏t͏ o͏f͏ h͏i͏s͏ l͏i͏f͏e͏ i͏n͏ Ar͏g͏e͏n͏t͏i͏n͏a͏, c͏o͏m͏m͏i͏e͏ f͏a͏g͏g͏o͏t͏.
@DrunkAussie imagine not knowing the difference between communism and state capitalism.
You're canceled for not giving the left-anarchist cat ears.
i want this
I know many authoritarian right who would greatly disagree with you.
@@loucypher1060 wasn't there a cat girl guy I remember some lefty streamer brought him up to make fun of him for being a fascist.
😁
I want a left anarchist with cat ears
This is less like a rap and more like a calmer political discussion than usually.
"The supporters of all of you have anime profile pictures"
Pointing out the real problems
I wonder which camp a random Katyusha from _Girls Und Panzer!_ would fall in...
Uh oh
There's no problem with center-leaning left or right.
You can still make decisions, you can still keep a fight!
oh no
@@E4439Qv5 authright
The rap is pretty funny, but I wish there were some visual indicator who was currently speaking (like maybe that quadrant lights up or something)
HEMA Memes yeah that confused me as well
I found the captions are really helpful.
HEMA Memes turn on captions
HEMA Memes its easy to tell if you listen to their points
Turn on captions. They have symbols specifying who is currently talking
The anime profile pic line was the hardest of truths
yeah thats true
Agreed, I would know
i have an anime pfp and im not degenerate
Sazilla true
@@hidekihbr oh yeah yeah
love how anarchist right and totalitarian right correct each other to not get a bad reputation from the left the whole song.
"...all of you guys have anime profile pictues" THE TRUTH HAS BEEN SPOKEN!!!
Wait, we all watch anime?! Well, not the centrists. Fuck the centrists, but we all probably would argue which anime is better so I’m still gonna bash everyone’s skull in with a bat. Anarchy!
Ummm
Yuno_Gasai your waifu is shit
You forgot the part where the fascist says “THATS DEGENERATE”
…............…….
Anarchist Right looks exactly like The Once-ler in the Danny Devito Lorax
MY NAME IS THE AUTHLEFT I SPEAK FOR THE TREES
Jreg Anarchist Right- The Once-ler. Anarchist Left- Lorax. Totalitarian Left- Ted. Totalitarian Right- O’Hare
Except it doesn't matter what he looks like
Sleaze-Machine right there
Save time on taking a political quiz or evaluating your list. The hemisphere you feel was strawmanned the worst, is your ideology.
@Kerosin Fuchs depends on what happens in practice; not on abstract theory.
@Kerosin Fuchs i like how you do math, throwing random "more than an order of magnitude more people" into things. It shows a lot of imagination. You confuse a lot of things, it's cute. But the racism isn't. Not cute at all.
I feel all of them were equally strawmanned. Fuck centrists though.
Then I am anarchist right lol
Or just choose the opposite of whichever one you hated the most
I love how stereotypical this is, I can see so many people raging and laughing at this at the same time and its great
"What's wrong with slavery? Slaves are fine."
"Listen dude it's not the time"
ROFL
sadly that happens all the time in real life
when people pick sides they are mixed up
notice how occasional the 2 authoritarians unite against the libertarians but sometimes the right unites against the left
that results in people insulting someone like a fascist for wanting to own slaves or a communist being chaotic
Ciao bro
@@unitedstates4912 to be honest I prefer rightist unity and leftist unity. Political tribes are too much tbh, It'd be less confusing If leftist ideologies worked with other leftists, and rightist ideologies worked together with other rightists. Sometimes this happens but all this "authoritarian" and "libertarian" unity makes zero sense, left/right define authoritarian/libertarian in different ways.
Slavery goes against the NAP pedophilia too, and also intellectual property doesn't exist as a Right
@@albertoiturra6231 As an authoritarian rightist, I agree with this. Intellectual property is not a right.
“Though I will say, not the biggest fan of the Jews”
“Globalists! He means globalists, work with me here.”
Killed me
As much as i'm lukewarm on the rest of the video, goddamn it I was slain by that line.
Fädernesland
Not at all.
Not completely wrong though
Same thing *cough* Rothschilds
They're pretty much the same exact thing.
"At least the people I kill are the one's I'm trying to"
- Best line in the song lmao
I don't know
"The supporters of all you guys have anime profile pictures."
Is a close second.
I like the way "The working class are your wirking slaves." sounded
“That’s degenerate, but you’re right. Isn’t that enough to bomb the four of you?”
I agree
PythonMan my favourite part in the song is when totalitarian left says “feel some communist PAIN” and then also when he kisses the poster lol
This just proves they are extremes on all 4 sides individually, the best way is to take the best parts of all 4 & uniquely combine them to fit each countries’ different economic situations.
"13 dollars 50 cents final offer" holy shit i didn't notice till now
Whats that? A 13% do 50% reference?
Oh wow...
Holy shit
Jreg is based and redpilled confirmed
@@cretaceouscrusader661 Wha- no! He talking about buying little girls. Are you an AuthRight? No judgement, just asking.
Totalitarian Left: "This guy's a treat"
Also the Totalitarian Left: "Come near me and it's world war II 2"
Molotov-Ribbentrop pact in a nutshell
self defense
It sounds like totalitarian left is being a tsundere toward the totalitarian right.
Nazbol-Gang
Gang gang
Gang gang gang
Gang gang gang gang
...
@@averyseriousguy5784 with yt translate this reads
"Nazbol Gang
Time and time again
Time time time
Time time time time"
which i think is kinda sweet
So the secret to world peace is... to conduct all direct human interaction through anime avatars?
im a head of you mate
Does this count?
is this close enough?
That’s as good of a solution as any at this point...
@ですへんたい People are degenerate and anime is just the current outlet for it.
2:14 kanye pr team moment
"at least the people i kill im trying to" that is GOLD
*Bold of you to assume Stalin wasn't trying to kill all 25 million soldiers he sent to their deaths against the Germans with no guns and juiced up on meth*
@@plasmakitten4261 He was trying to kill those people, but even more people starved because the idea was such a failure.
@@crosh3301 what idea, fighting world war II? You're talking about two different things at once here.
@@plasmakitten4261 communism.
@@crosh3301 sending people to die in WWII and starving people via shitty state planned economies is not the same thing
this is so cringey but like in a really good way
That's the best way to describe it.
@@elgatofelix8917 no u
Ingersoll Lockwood cringey is a word you boomer
@@elgatofelix8917 What makes a word, then?
@@elgatofelix8917 grammar evolves old man. the -y suffix is very much real and the word cringe exist. also the video is bad, rapping wise but its funny. the quadrants arent exactly accurate either but its an exaggeration of the stereotypes.
also, kindly fuck off
I love how embarrassed the quadrants are of eachother. EDIT: Holy Fk why so many likes
Im in the independent party and kinds leaning towards the right. All of this shit is true,Actually Most of it...
Independent leaning left here. Sorta true.
"independent leaning to the right"
So basically Democrat or Republican. TRASH.
At least the Progs are AWARE of their place and aren't super duper proud of it, at least the Progs will shift all of their support and energy behind a burgeoning radsoc movement if Trump 2020 is nominated by the DNC once again.
Best control of the overall battle: LibLeft
Best style: LibRight
Best arguments: AuthLeft
Best flow: AuthRight
Final loser: Center
Oh ciao morte, sei anche qui
authleft is best overall, chad authlefts
how AuthLeft had best arguments?!
@Roniixx not anime but ok lol
@Roniixx cry about it centrist
Two things I really like:
1. All are portrayed negatively
2. Totalitarian left and totalitarian right's chemistry
Dude, anatchy left wasnt roasted once, commie was only a bit violent, anarchy right was shown as cold-blooded pedophile and not even talking about totalitarian right
They arent at all equally negative in the video
@@loquens5060 The extreme ends of each ideology were definitely roasted, Idk what you're on about
@@loquens5060 Because noone cares about anarchy left lol? He was roasted just kinda meh ig.
@@essennagerry well, let's analyze their behavior:
1) Totalitarian Right
Half of the video is either Anarchist Left calling him nazi or him acting like an exxagerated nazi. Moreover, nazism is not even the most right ideology to begin with, but okay, whatever
2) Anarchist Right
Every interaction with him ends up with him being an egoistic prick and pedophile, the only good line from him was about capitalists making all of the shit they have, others are him being a prick or attacking totalitarian right
3) Autoritarian Left
Showed up with some violence, was roasted several times for killing people, other than that just dancing and adding small remarks with his communism vocabulary.
4) Anarchist Left
Shows up saying everyone around him sucks. Has the most lines where he criticizes others. The only roasts he had is "your ideology is inconsistent" and "you're hippie". Does not show any signs of craziness as the other ones (rasist Totalitarian Right, pedophile prick Anarchist Right, violent Totalitarian Left) and just narrates all the critique towards everyone else.
Yeah, not at all biased, everyone is equally negative here
@@loquens5060 the fact that he shows up high on DMT maybe?
"all of you have anime profiles"
Hahahah ha.. Oh wait..
Please no
@@anna570 homestuck is anime trust me.
I won't lie; the most over the top cartoons for the most over the top people does kinda make sense..
I'm a centrist with an anime pfp, kill me
shit
-9/10 the AuthRight didnt say the n-word, the AuthLeft didnt have a russian accent, the LibLeft didnt have a mask and the centrist didnt grill anything >:(((((
In all fairness, this video was created before the grill meme.
The most deadly connection would be authleft and libright in my opinion
i mean anyone who refuses to wear a mask is just dumb
@@mrfakename8778 i meant a gas mask, but yes i totally agree
bro this is literally you mashing 4 jokes that were made into a comment for likes, get a life
with one video there was irreparable damage to political discourse
yes, no i'm not an ancap i'm a libertarian, yes there is a difference
@@RandomRothbardian when free competition will always lead to monopolies because competitions have winners
@@PolythenePam0451youtube reply moment. Always turns to political discussion
The totalitarian right was hilarious. He’s the one character I’ve seen that enjoys being the bad guy without knowing they’re the bad guy.
@Cian McCabe "Women are free when they serve Coporations but are slaves when spending time with their children"
Yeah progressives are the ones who have inverted Morals because they have literally overturned Societal standarts.
That their movment has been co opted by billionars(ironically) only makes it better. (unless you have to live under it)
RoboPutin 4 President in 4000CE the left doesn’t say “woman have to work for corporations” all it says is that we should give woman the ability to do the same thing as a man this is the modern world not every woman wants to bare children or feels the need to your essentially advocating for a communist like agenda if you want them to have only one use and be stuck in that position with no freedom
@RoboPutin 4 President in 4000CE looks like we’ve found the auth-right.
@@donaldtrumplover2254 its the logical conclusion to your little thought experiment.
You could try this a 100 times and it would always end the same way.
Destroyed families, 2 times the workforce half the pay.
RoboPutin 4 President in 4000CE ok incel have fun trying to convince women to sacrifice there happiness so men can succeed and have fun always thinking correlation always equals causation when it fits your beliefs
Centrist: Can't we just all agree on something for once?
Everyone else: No, We hate centrists!
*Mission failed successfully*
Your right.
@@isabellamathew9960 that's one things that unites extremists
@@fredericktoringibsonpurcel3440 Common extremist W
I hate liberals so much man
lol
"If cops can be bought, then cops are great! They're only bad when they're used as tools by the state"
That's some top-tier shit right there
You wanna ban private protection agencies fam?
@@UltraRik when the fuck did he say that
@@quasimoanus6120 when the fuck did I say he said that?
He sort of implied it.
@Benjamin Sanger How so?
My ideology is freedom.
@Benjamin Sanger Anarchism is a far down ideology that is defined as being against archons. Capitalism is defined as a freedom to engage in voluntary mutually beneficial trade of goods and services.. You're basically a communist that is so uneducated you think the free market isn't free (while believing violently preventing people from voluntary interactions constitutes 'anarchy').
Me logging in and out of my 4 reddit side accounts to argue with myself because it's cheaper than therapy
That is genius
Lmao
Nicely done 😂👍
Underrated comment,
*this is the kind of video that professor shows u in class*
@@MMenyan Ayyy, same (love Hank and John and seeing them in class is amazing)!
As for (professors using) this video... Well, +a wild fuu, now you've got me hoping. _They'd better start._
I remember in university (Temple University) they'd show us RUclips videos sometimes instead of a lecture, and I couldn't help but to be somewhat disappointed that I am spending tens of thousands of dollars to watch a RUclips video on the subject. Hell, the vast majority of the curriculum was just using Google Scholar for assignments and studying over a few paragraphs out of an expensive textbook they make you buy along with an expensive online homework key (that one never made sense) and to sit through lectures that are just power points. Hell! Even though a lot of times the powerpoints would be posted online or the fact you could pass the class without attending a single lecture, they force you to go the lecture anyhow. Don't even get me started on testing, which validates nothing but your rote memory. Rant over. College needs an overhaul.
I'm the 666th like
Oof I would not want a professor to show this in class whenbi literally says in the description he doesn't know much about political theory
@Bruce Wayne ewwwwwwwww that's not good
Debates should just be a recital of this song.
I can confirm that certain policy debate sounds like this LMAO
“There the left goes again, calling everyone fascists.”
“Yeah, it’s very hurtful.”
“You’re actually facist!!”
😂 😂
i was laughing at the joke mate,,,, im not a leftist, im a right wing centrist
I mean, it's true so I don't mind
@Kerosin Fuchs well I can say that is the same with the left, just inverted with the right that calls everyone commie
@Kerosin Fuchs how will capitalism work without a state enforcing the capitalist order? What if I gather up a thousand people to take over someone else's property? Will they have to employ a thousand mercenaries to get it back? Will every rich person need to have their own armies? Free markets can exist outside of capitalism you know
@Kerosin Fuchs so you think capitalism is just a synonym of free market?
how the hell is this only 3 years old? It totaly feels like a true youtube classic
The anime profile picture part was hilarious.
Edit: 857 likes WHY?
Rezok I'm authoritarian right and I'd rather be called nazi than degenerate
Wilhelm II. Just kill me instead
@@erojerisiz1571 Would you smash megumin?
Taste
*Looks at my profile picture*
Fuck.
Coffee Succubus yeah why not?
"uh uh uh globalist ... he means globalist" HAHAHAHAHAHAH
you made my day, good sir
Fun fact I was (am) genuinely terrified that making a joke that edgy would somehow come back to bite me if I was trying to get a government job or something and my employer saw it but fuq it I'm glad I did
@@JREG having fun is more important than some slave job
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Jreg
Oh it will of you are an official of a moral party as you sound like an apologist.
If not, you will be loved. Join the EU.
@@JREG You are a hero.
No he didn't, when people mean globalist they mean globalists, when they mean jews they mean jews. Duh lol
Red: I hate liberals
Blue: I hate liberals
Green: I hate liberals
Purple: I hate liberals
I’m confused
Green??
People in this reply section does not know what the fuck a liberal is and its sad.
@Mr.Whaler I beat all my life savings you’re an American. Only the USA considers liberals far left.
@@noodles5438 Green is anarchist, they are anti-capitalist too, because you have bosses in business who order you around.
Liberals, on the other hand, are bastion of private property.
I sure hope this doesn’t get political
Ancap is every weeb discussing waifus
That's true.
Jason Hanlan thats a misconception. He was discussing his child sex slaves
Or simply a lolicon.
That's degenerate! But, yes he is...
Markets for waifus.
when anarchist left said "how do all of these ideologies suck so much?" i felt that.
Then the anarchist left went and fought for the minorities by looting Mr Yang's grocery store.
@@MidWitPride nah most of us are against that. Thats probs a small business by the name, so i dont stand for looting that.
That being *said.*
IF IT'S A CHAIN, IT'S FREE RAIN!!!
@@MidWitPride It is frustrating for a true *ANARCHIST* to see that but it's more frustrating for the innocent minorities who see their names sullied due to the actions of people who are not part of the minorities.
@@Echani3007 That's leftist anarchists, though. I doubt the more egoist types of anarchism really care either way.
@@starrynight1165 you are the exception not the rule. Most of you can say you're against looting but the end result is still millions in losses and no prominent voices speaking out against it. Kinda like how Maoist said they were for the people of China and still ended up erasing most of their history.
*This rap's so white it tried telling me to secure a future for it.*
We must secure the existance our raps and a future for white "dance" moves
@@elgatofelix8917 it sounds like you just shorted.
@@elgatofelix8917 God dammit Mr. President, what did I tell you about going on youtube comments!
If we're doing generalizations, isn't it the libtards who want the government to secure a future for them?
@@graham2014 so... wanting a government to govern is the same as wanting an ethnic genocide‽ I'll jot that down hun.
Auth right: By god
Auth left: Bye god
Lib right: Buy god
Lib left: Bi god
Genius!😂
By den
Bye den
Buy den
Bi den
😂😂😂😂
idk what this means but i like it @@akorn9943
The more I watch this the more it seems like Jreg is anarchist left on the inside.
@Nick Shapkarov
*Yeah I know left
that probably means you agree with the ancoms the most
@@branchy1186 No I'm pretty sure he just didn't make him out to be that bad.
As an ancom, I got that feeling too.
Kekistan Mapping, I disagree with Blue the least but it does seem to be biased to Green so I can see what Vova L means
The dislikes are from people being salty he's making fun of their beliefs without realizing he's making fun of everyone
@Sirius Stark Al Ghul "as a Communist"
Don't say that, that's as bad as saying "as a Nazi"
Auth right here, I agree with his depiction of an left, right and auth left, but he's completely misrepresenting my position!
@Cat Suppository must be why there are exactly 0 successful examples in history. Go to North Korea and see how great your communism is.
@@steelersrock4392 DPRK isn't even Communist, they recently removed any mention of the word communism from their Constitution. Try again
Lib left was barely mocked
4:43
*"the supporters of all of you guys have anime profile pictures"*
OK, so where tf are you then?
and so do you and me
Guess which side I'm on!
My icon is literally a special Snowflake.
Ow
@@AstraIVagabond authoratanian right
3:36 "Shut the fuck up" lmao
This is charmingly nerdy and pretty entertaining. The symbols in the captions were a nice touch. I don't think rap is a great vehicle for your comedy but you've got quite a few solid jokes. The anime profile picture joke actually caused an audible chuckle. Good job, keep creating.
What do you mean rap isnt a great vehicle for the comedy? None sense! That makes it enjoyable and even more funny and catchy.
@@thefrozenbahamas-hurricane5818 For HIS comedy. I'm fine with joke rap as a concept
TheFrozenBahamas - Hurricane Wisdom yeah he's just not a super talented rapper lol, still funny tho
Because the lyrics, context and jokes were really good but the flow and delivery needed work.
- Totalitarian Left: Cold War movie villain
- Totalitarian Right: WW2 movie villain
- Anarchist Left: Average gotham thugs, that batman fights before he faces the major villains
- Anarchist Right: Villain of vigilante/action movies
Kinda. There are a few good videos on YT about the Frank Miller - Ayn Rand link
And then centrist is the civilian.
Boy I wonder what ideology this guy believes in
@Thumos Aeterna Antifa would make ALOT more sense if Nazis were still a thing. But they are not, they stopped being a thing in 1945. You must be thinking of "Neo-nazis" and trust me nobody likes that scum but at least we don't savagely beat them because of their beliefs because doesn't that sound like something a nazi would do?
@Thumos Aeterna Nah I hate communists just as much as Nazis both have ridiculously high kill counts.
"Colonialism is racism" "Whats wrong with racism?" "Just please shut the fuck up" gets me everytime 🤣🤣
4:53 I heard "isn't that enough to bond the four of you?" as "....to _bomb_ the four of you" until captions corrected me. So the centrist wasn't advocating for nuking Weeaboos after all...
"Guys, guys, centrist here. All of this extremism is causing me fear."
Good.
I wish the anarchist rights last words were arm the Mc Nukes.
*Anarcho-capitalists would be in the middle down. They're not anarchist right.🤓
@@rachelslur8729 Depends how you definite right. How the political compass defines it ancaps are anarchist right.
Recreational McNukes or else you'll violate the NAP
Da da da da daa I'm erasin' it
I was waiting for enlightened centrist to show up and everyone beat him up. This is genius.
Centrism doesn’t mean you don’t have any opinions. I’m sick of that strawman. It just means you are left-leaning on some issues and right-leaning on others.
@@LOSTGAM3R Yeah, but that doesn't improve the image. Look at how politics is now. You're either with them on everything or you are their enemy.
The idea that a centrist is the best is stupid. At least the others hold conviction, centrists collapse under hyperpluralism and apathy towards issues (as in they don't do anything meaningful besides talk). If we're talking about real politics, and not straw men, each corner has a legitimate point, though the bottom two make more. Disgust with the current state of politics making people lukewarm centrists just perpetuates the problem, because they don't do anything, while the extremes radicalize themselves more
@@c.bishop1062 Not everyone is centrist out of apathy, though admittedly that is a problem. It's an understandable one though. Most people don't have time to care, or were never taught to care.
The fact that each corner has a legitimate point is what centrists(the non-apathetic ones) are interested in. They haven't been sold on any side, aren't yet committed to any solid position. Personally I find that a better position to be in than voting on a single side because that's just the side you were taught to vote for.
The radicalization of the extremes is an interesting thing to tackle. One would assume that with so many centrists disgusted with current politics, candidates from either party would be against radicalizing further and alienating a potential gold mine of support. I think it's the radicalization causing people to get fed up and just quit and call themselves centrists because they're tired of fighting over increasingly extreme politics.
For a while I became completely disengaged from politics. I've always been center right, but I live in a red state so I wasn't even concerned about someone I strongly disagreed with getting elected in the midterms. Then I started to see what AOC has been doing and reluctantly re-entered the fray a bit.
I don't think it's a good idea to pick one side just to stop the other one, but... all it takes is for good men to do nothing, right?
@Quentin Osterhage No, there is no degree of truth to people who believe in false conspiracy theories and propoganda. There is no false equivalence to be made between the "values" of wanting genocide and of wanting equality.
3:02 nazi when ancap says something dumb
3:37 ancap when nazi says something dumb
I love how each quadrant tries to form alliances with the two adjacent quadrants while trying to shut them up about their worst and most distasteful ideas.
Reality makes the best comedy.
"I'm not a nazi (though no big fan of jews)"
"Globalists. He means globalists"
"Err...no?"
"Man...work with me here!"
Authoritarian right to authoritarian left: “You seemed embarrassed by how much we agree.”
If this ain’t the truth I don’t know what is.
They disagree about "who" should be killed, not about "if" someone should be killed.
*Commies:*
_>We must destroy the culture and history of nations and eliminate the family unit as a bourgeoisie social institution and social programming, so that we may better control the productive forces._
*Fa͏scists:*
_>Culture and history are the underlying story of a people, and this heritage must be preserved for future generations through a strong family life and national conscious, regardless of economic cost._
*Reta͏rds:*
_>I-i can't tell the difference_
@jesus himself
Why is the word retard muh “offensive” when the words: Idiot, imbecile, and moron are not offensive even though like the word retard they were, not so long ago, used in a psychological classification system, and each one was assigned to a fairly specific range of abilities.
“Idiots. -Those so defective that the mental development never exceeds that or a normal child of about two years.
Imbeciles. -Those whose development is higher than that of an idiot, but whose intelligence does not exceed that of a normal child of about seven years.
Morons. -Those whose mental development is above that of an imbecile, but does not exceed that of a normal child of about twelve years.” - Edmund Burke Huey, Backward and Feeble-Minded Children, 1912
@@Bossanova. because the r slur was used against people with disabilities pretty much specifically--- why the fuck are u trying to complicate it so much lol. just literally dont say the word, that easy
@@ash-nr9sg no.
I like how even as a joke, this is still kinda accurate to the general political beliefs of people in those squares. Props to the anarchist left for spitting facts.
A Beatles song title as a summary of each:
LibLeft: Let It Be
AuthLeft: Back In The USSR
AuthRight: Her Majesty
LibRight: Taxman
Centrist: I Feel Fine
That's pretty accurate...
my favorite part of jreg's comment section is people blatantly stealing from reddit polcomp memes
DaleJrFan_62 you actually switched LibLeft and LibRight. The anarchocapitalists or right libertarians support freedom of speech, freedom of expression, property rights, and minimum to no taxation. LibLefties actually support higher taxation (such as the Nordic Model) to make the society as egalitarian as possible.
@@AzalDaniel i assume the reference to taxman was made about LibRight's aversion to taxes, as it is a significant part of them in memes
@The Martial Lord of LoyaltyI think monarchists don't belong in this spectrum at all. Authority is derived from God and represented through the monarch. The monarch should rule in accordance to the religious texts in question.
A definition in the spectrum is inappropriate as the monarch may crush something seemingly benign to the bone and be absolutely indifferent to some other matters one of the spectrums representatives dispise.
A spectrum, parties and ideology is something that arose and is necessary if the sovereign is not a person but a group which has to organise.
I'm very confused. This video brought me up from a nhilistic spiral instead of making me laugh at the one I was already in. Gonna have to reevaluate my life now.
Jregs Videos tend to do that, yes
Try Objectivism
@@MasterofFace you mean ancap?
Cory Mck Objectivism is deeply against anarchy, maybe you should actually make an attempt to study philosophies before you act as if you understand them.
@@fatguy6153 Hey, friend. I'm concerned that you might not have a full grasp of Anarchocapitalism. It shares very little with traditional anarchist values and allows certain figures to rise up with little regulation and claim monopolies in a way Rand would have approved.
It's so weird coming back to this after watching Centricide and seeing the Extremists without accents
Especially AnCap.
That man has such a beautiful tone...
Centricide episode 0
Jreg made one with accents and put it on Spotify
open.spotify.com/album/72WDSg5VADuiiEzZwc9mxU
It’s wrong WRONG ;-;
Who’s here after second rap 🎉
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