No little German boy! Don’t join the Black Templars! | Warhammer 40k meme dub
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- Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024
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Music: Hymn of War from Medieval 2 Total War’s Teutonic campaign
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I never knew i needed Space marines with German accent
If any chapter actually does have marines with German accents, its the templars since pretty much all of them have some sort of Germanic (or pseudo-germanic) name
I always wondered which order they could be part of. I'm leaning tuetonic knights. German knights on a crusade to purge the pagan from the north
@@cpt.bigbrain5954 Definitely teutonic knights
the tutonic knights were basically early Prussians so it’s fitting
The Imperial Fists are basically space prussians with the Black Templars being space teutonic knights (the guys that made the prussian region christian)
I never knew a Black Templar speaking German in the accent would be so intimidating.
anything said in German between 1941 and 1945 was intimidating.
@@edalmirneto4246 And truthful.
@@JRBDWD based
@@JRBDWD sheeeeesh
@@alexanderkarvos6728 Yikes,literally crying and shaking right now,i cant...i cant even...
The tone, the richness, the weight while saying "BULLSCHISSE" lmao
i havent laughed hysterically in years thats the only thing that made me laugh this hard
It’s a bunch of BOOL-SHISE-AH
😂
Sounds like German general grievous
*Queue lazer eyes*
It's so funny how Germans can go from silly to comically scary in a step.
German efficiency at finest
@@kurosu-samaklipleri7090 invaded denmark faster than it takes to leave texas on car
Germans be like that sometimes.
@@NuhuhTMbro facts. Can’t even argue against that 😂
@@NuhuhTM Had a guy joke down by Laredo that if he robbed a bank, he was "only 3 days from the border"
YES, LITTLE GERMAN BOY!!! JOIN THE BLACK TEMPLARS!!!
W
What make this more funnier,that Black templars actually have German accent in one book
Many of them also have old german/prussian names.
Which one?
Reminds me of how Salamanders will sometimes have Caribbean accents
@@SpiralSine6 smoking just one marijuana will cause you sympathize with lowly imperial peasants...
*Shudders*
@@unnamed1613 helbreckt, for one (sound and looks Prussian to me at least)
I love how genuinely afraid the ultramarine is for the boy.
he knows about what can happen to Germans if they had that ALLIANCE AND POWER, considering the last time that happened to Germany...
@segasonic4952 hehehe, we keep that thing a secret....
@@segasonic4952 and if you add an AXe and InduStry to that...
@@sleepyboi5804we should forget happened in 1940
It's too late, The little German boy is one of us now.
This is the most epic "Bullscheisse" I have ever seen.
Bro I'm in library and I'm trying my hardest not to burst out laughing at the "Bullscheisse " I failed😂
helbrecht after fighting imotekh:
Indeed, Epic bullscheisse
Grimaldus seeing a ork heap of scrap obliterate an imperator with one shot
Considering that the chapter is full of men with names like Kraus, Niedrich, Sigenand, Kroeller, Zieger, Kiergaard, Havillan, Jorghast, Ulbrecht, Richter, Micael, and Velmnar I'd say that little german boy will fit right in.
I feel attacked
@@cwardziegler5969 you shouldn’t.
Black templars are dope!
Lil Hans the revered
Micael is translated in every language tho, but Sigenand is about as German as it gets.
No little Austrian boy! Dont apply for art school!
Consider politics instead
I think we don't want to continue this one 😅
Oh mein gott, der treaty of Versailles ist ein bunch of bullschiesse
@@mattias1191 yes we do...
@@mattias1191 Why? What happens next?
The transition is so damn funny, good job dude.
it is
I think so too, he did an excellent job.
beautiful
Like
By the emperor I laughed
That "BULLCHEISE" is beautiful 🤣🤣
bullscheiße*
it came directly from his powerfull adamantium ballz
Eigentlich heißt es ja nur Scheiße, aber gut
The moment his ßalls dropped
@purplecyclonePC-musicnobody says Bullscheisse btw
Based German Boy likes to go for a walk.
A very enthusiastic walk.
Preferably returns with police girls in tow
@@jonathanjoestar3785 *Adeptus Sororitas
Give that Canoness a cannon, Canonesses love cannons
A crusade?
@@notsaying7838
A Black Crusade perhaps
the transition of the voice... chef's kisses I can't help but come back periodically to enjoy it again
To think that This short was what started my decent into the Grimdarkness of 40k.
Sounds about right. It all starts with a funny meme, then you realize, “I don’t actually get the full joke” and like that, you’re in the fandom.
Memes are LITERALLY a gateway drug into 40K. Never touched it before 30 and now I have a crippling plastic crack addiction.
@@sgtmac110 I know. I since I started started a small Marine Army and a Guard Army.
@@Firewarz217 I have a 2K BT army and I am working on a 3K homebrew chapter and planning a guard army.
@@sgtmac110 my Guard is still growing towards 2k but I have around 1300 points for my Homebrew BA Successor Chapter.
BASED AND TEMPLARPILLED
U again!
der mensh ist bose.....
@@kgbcommitteeforstatesecuri3315 YES its me
@@SIGNOR-G good to see you my brother
@@kgbcommitteeforstatesecuri3315 good to find you here of all places
Gotta love how he goes from innocent childish surprise to righteous loathing within a few seconds.
OH MEIN GOTT
I VAS JUST FOLLOWING ORDERSSCHMECHEN
Not only did I follow orders
I made up some of my own in the process
@@roflcopter491 good soldiers follow orders...
I vastnt jost folloving kommands,i dis it frum de joy uf mein hartz. And i vould do itz again.
@@JRBDWD kek
@@joethepsycho2123 aye bad batch reference nice
The pure weight and power behind the *bullschecce*
How the fuck did you mess up the writing of bullscheisse ? It's literally on the screen
@@TheBlister7543 I dunno man
@@ScreamerTheMemer Shhh just blame it on autocorrect ;p
Teutonic medieval total war 2 main theme song absolutely a chad music
To be honest the design of the black templars looks more like the Teutonik Order than the Templars.
You gotta do what you gotta do for the Holy Land. ☺️
I suppose the main reason why was because templars have a nice ring to it, and it isn't too hard to forget or mispronounce.
One in the same
@@chefyboy2748 Exactly what did they do wrong?
@@chefyboy2748 holy land of Prussia and Lithuania?
Brüder, der Codex Astartes ist nur für Notfälle gedacht. Zum Beispiel wenn das Klopapier alle ist...
Heretic!
Ave Imperator Bruder
Jawhol.
Ha der ist gut.
Though we do have better, we stole some of the ultramarines purity seals
[German Boy] has evolved into [Racially aggravated space crusader]
The comments turned into a battle of wits 💀
So... a German man-?
If Hitler won
@@cynicat74 no, a 1940’s German Man
@@dravenhogg5932
Yep.
The german boy has evolved into indiscriminate violent space crusader
Lorgar wrote a book, and now we have the church.
Gulliman wrote a book, and now we don’t have legions.
These primarchs really gotta put down the pen and pick up the sword. Like Russ and the Lion.
As a German, this made me laugh more than it had any right to.
Chapter Master...
I'm sorry sir, I regret to inform you that we've lost another little german boy to the black templars...
It won't be long until we lose either german, french or emperor forbid italian girls to the Adeptas Sororitas.
Mein Emperor! Please not the Italians, anything but them!
Gawd have mercy Italian Sororitas making a mf act unwise
It's the CAPTER MASTER OH MY GOD!
Hello your book is a terrible melee weapon
@@daedalus6796 Space Italians: **[Sips espresso]** heard you was'a talkin' shit.
I love how you used music from Medieval II: Total War Teutonic Wars
Yesss
The soundtrack goes so hard
Heard it the third time around, went through the comments immediately to see if anyone else picked up on it
The effects of testostorone
When the gene seed kick in
When an Adeptus Astartes get his hands on some Trenbolone
Modern media wants us to be low t cattle
They saw old pictures of the holy Templars.
And aspired to revive Christian faith.
This "Bullscheise" is now my notification sound
You either go to Kreig or the Templars. Choose wisely.
kreig
Armageddon Steel Legion because I'm not a larper I'm a hipster larper.
@@Haispawnerdamn straight.
LMFAO as a German i cant stop laughing
Germans have the habbit of telling people, they are german...
...i'm also german btw.
@@Cruentus Lmao , schön zu hören
Also ich bin ebenfalls deutsch nur so
Oh mein Gott ich auch :0
May Ich ask then what does that mean?
(Ich know very little in german because I am brazillian,not german)
German becomes a Son of Dorn, yeah figures.
Imperial Fists are based on Teutonic Knights. Black Templars are this but taken to the extreme.
@@Miron_Marnic The BTs are even using their coat of arms' color scheme
@@thebighurt2495 but using the colour scheme to their armors from Hospitalers
If the AUSTRIA PAINTER won..
This is what happens when Germans are discouraged from engineering. And art.
Die Tau verstecken sich auf dem Dachboden.
Man this is the first Warhammer meme I've seen and I've been laughing for hours
If the situation is as you say - seek immediate medical attention
His Name is Brother Ülrich Götz Faust Albrecht of the sword brethren.
BY THE EMPEROR I DECLARE THAT CHARACTER CANON!
Come brother we are on CRUSADE FOR LIFE
We must destroy the abominations
Yes
Purge the xenos!
Purge the Heretics in the Emperor's name!
S--T HES A NAZI/PRUSSIAN ON STEROIDS NOW..
So true. Good job, little German boy.
Bullscheiße hahaha das ist genial! Das sag ich absofort nur noch!
I’m pure bread American through and through, but one of my father and i’s favorite reaction quip is “scheisse mein hosen!”
NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY!!! DONT GO TO ART SCHOOL!!!!!
Oh mein Gott the Treaty of Versailles ist ein bunch of Bullsheisse
Austrian Boy actually
This is how every kriegsman speak and you can't change my mind.
True
Pretty sure it IS how they talk
It's "Bullensheiße"! My immersion is ruined...
Not if you're Swiss
Grammar Nazi.
@@colbyneblett8454 immersion is not even an option for swiss people
Immersion doesn't matter when you are throwing flaming groxshit at ultramarines...
Your spelling is terrible
I have literally no clue whatsoever about Warhammer 40k and don’t know what’s going on most of the time but the Space Marines look cool and the memes are funny so I’m happy
@@Th3Downz whats that?
@@antimnaftan4755 it's like fortnite but with scawy monsters and less Thanoses
40k is on South Park now. Three times in Season 26.
@@Th3Downzi hate that u can say that and not be wrong
All I know is that man saw the timeline change before his eyes.
As someone who has absolutely no idea about any war hammer lore and as no clue what those blue space marines are and literally just found out that there are space marines called black Templar I find this very relatable to the little German boy
Then the little Greek boy joins the Minotaurs... and is never loved again.
I mean to be fair, the Black Templars do look similar to the Teutonic Order, which consequently had a large role to play on developing Germany's history to what we know today.
The Teutonic Order operated entirely outside of the Holy Roman Empire of German Nation. It had no influence on how germany evolved at all.
@@hannesromhild8532*COUGH COUGH* Prussia *COUGH COUGH*
@@hannesromhild8532bro learn how to read. How can you say something so entirely stupid?
@@dogalrorn9921 well i know my history and unlike you my brain works quite well. The Order was basically crusading the Baltic region outside german Borders. they had influsence in Lituanian and Polish History but only little or none inside the Empire.
@@hannesromhild8532 well yes but no. The Teutonic Order did indeed have nothing much to do with the HRE, but the lands they inhabited and their predecessors are what eventually became the Kingdom of Prussia. A German state that really shaped Germany into the country it is today.
Better the Black Templars than the Carcharodons.
Get rotated
Idiot
Agreed.
Fucking lmao, say you don't embrace the Void without saying you don't embrace the Void.
Or the Flesh Tearers or the Lamenters or the Mantis Warriors or the Exorcist
Hmph what's that noise
Dat bunch of bullscheisse transition is great
the way he said "BULLSHEIẞE" 🗿
This was my first Warhammer meme that i encountered. I didn't understand what it meant but still laughed and thought that this was a masterpiece. Now i perfectly understand what this means and it is a bloody masterpiece.
The simpsons Braut Wurst commercial in the background 😂
I searched so hard for this comment. Thank you! 🤣
The middle of the voice transition is so good
This is my favorite little german boy meme yet.
Mich hältst du nicht auf, blauer Mann! Der fahrende Ritterorden ist meine Schicksalsgemeinschaft!
I remember seeing this or something like it about 2 years ago. If I remember correctly, this meme was the first thing of Warhammer 40k content I saw. I know a bunch about the lore, but just my head is in the rabbithole, the rest of me is yet to fall, wallet and all.
This channel is criminally underrated
The genuine panic in the Ultramarine’s voice is palpable
“EiN bUncH oF bULLsChEissE“ 💀
Idk why but i was expecting Medic to appear as the little german boy 💀
The codex astarties is the entire reason You're alive little German boy!!!!!
My man gonna revenge for the Teutons after losing the battle of Grunwald
"No"
-book
"no" -Door
Me: **[Can't f@cking read]** heheheh, bullßeisa.
Purge
*-xenos*
I love this so much. I didn't even know what 40K was until watching this and diving down the eternal crusade rabbit hole. I watch this daily
I love how I didn’t even need to know German to know what bro said 😂
God the desperation in the Space Marine's voice at the start feels so real
Black templars sounded fantastic with that accent!
Wenn ihr die Stimmen von deutschen Space Marines mögt, dann seht (bzw. hört) euch die lokalisierten Stimmen aus den Dawn of War-Spielen an.
Könnte nicht geiler sein.
Yes, join. we have a heavy flamer with your name on it
The fact that the black templars have Teufelslied playing in the background makes it 10x better
That was just really aesthetically pleasing the way he leaned into “Bullshisse”
I like how thw ultramarine is going trough all of that just for that one german boy
Yes little German boy Velcom to ze Templarsh
Is this a PSA or a recruitment video?
The emperor
Yes
Der Codex Astartes ist ein bunch of bullscheisse.
The gradual transition from Little German Boy Innocence to Metal Black Templar BULLSCHEISSE is _killing me._
Lore accurate black templars. That hatred for the xenos has to come from somewhere
No little German boy! Don't join the Death korps of Krieg!
*Proceeds to unleash the Mustard gas*
I don't even know anything about warhammer and that transition was enough to make me weak
That Medieval 2 music is 🤌
which song is it lol
@@briansalloum9259 "Hymn of War". It's from the Teutonic expansion, most appropriate. ruclips.net/video/CWtO2QvSAiw/видео.html
"Space Racist" is a good description
That's why there my favorite 🗿
Now let the Germans join with morty and you've got a party 😂
Bro he went form tiny kid to BROTHER LT or higher
Nothing beats you back to the senses than a High Gothic German Space Knight
The black templars are the most badass chapter though, they have amazing melee and a deep love for it just like me
well Kevin, let me tell you you're wrong, you are not badass, you are goodass because you serve the God Emperor!
As a German speaker, I like this transition of boy to marine in german
Goddamn the Tectonic Knight comeback💀💀
God I love black templars
This is top tier meme-hammer
Shame, he would have made a good krieg
@A Megalodon With Internet Connection a black krieglar
Can kriegs man become space marine ?
@@iamablacksabbathsong9765 my knowledge of the lord is abit patchy but I think the militarium? Made kreig off limits to space marine recruitment because they want as many kreigers as possible I think they also did the same for those jungle fighters with the giant knives I don’t know how to spell their name if I’m wrong feel free to correct me
@@miniarbiter2288 It probably also has something to do with the Krieg's fanatic desperation to kill themselves in combat at the earliest opportunity.
Don't get me wrong, they want fanatical Space Marines, but not suicidal ones. A Space Marine deliberately dying almost immediately upon being deployed is a lot of invested resources down the drain.
@@mr.kittysavestheworld695 To be fair to the Kriegers, the whole "suicidal" bit is more of a fan joke that overshadowed what the Korps is all about. They will sacrifice for the emperor and imperium, don't get me wrong, but they want to win, to fight efficiently, and for their deaths to mean something, especially because *they know* they are siege and fortification breaking specialists of great value.
Of all the organizations, I'd imagine the Black Templars actually would be a better fit than most as a chapter for Kriegers to apply for if they could: fanatically zealous, willing to suffer attrition...really the biggest shift would probably be going from the stagnant siege and trench-based warfare the Korps is used to to taking up the Templars more mobile style of attack.
So basically, teutonic knights with RPG rifles, Colossal Ceramite Tank Armor, and Anime Swords
To be fair Dorn is very German in his noble mustache! :D
Limit your chapter to a thousand marines? Fuck that noise
As a German that plays black templars I can verify that this is how new Black Templar players are made here
Based German space marine, now he has the most purpose in his life that he'll ever have
PROTECT THE CROSS ETERNAL CRUSADE IS OUR PLEDGE
Personally that could go two ways depending on what side they on 😅😂
This makes me imaging the black Templars turning the lost colonist they take into space Prussia
Incredible, Absolutely Phenomenal
This is a perfect depiction of what growing up is
ein bunch of bullscheisse😂 ICH STERBE (im dying) 😂😂😂
YES LITTLE GERMAN BOY, JOIN THE BLACK TEMPLARS, DISREGARD THE CODEX!