Fun fact: Gaston falling and splatting against the ground didn't kill him. As a matter of fact, he died from a totally unrelated heart attack, caused by eating five dozen eggs every morning, just before hitting the ground. Not a lot of people know that.
psycho zombie productions Well, he was a good hunter and had charisma, so people *saw him as* a hero. I actually am curious as to whether or not he ever bothered to help someone just for the sake of helping. Probably not: he likely just did stuff because it suited him or to boost his image, while everyone was blind to his inner self.
I like the Mulan one from tumblr xD NOOOOO OOOOOOONE SHOOTS LIKE MULAN WEARS MEN SUITS LIKE MULAN THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN Mulan: I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING! NOT QUITE A GUY THAT MULAAAN!
anyone planning on seeing the live action and singing along like me,though i think most of audience will anyway. it has to be the funnest funniest song on soundtrack
Nooooo one's Sick like Gaston Such a prick like Gaston No one died at the end of the flick like Gaston! In all seriousness, Gaston is actually a pretty good villain... Because there are people exactly like him in real life. He was pretty realistic. You may never encounter a sea witch who wants to steal your voice or a voodoo practitioner who turns you into a frog, but a creepy, entitled brat who won't take no for an answer and everyone thinks they're such a nice guy/gal? Oh yeah, they're out there.
MrNateful1 ...Are you REALLY getting that way over a fictional character? A FICTIONAL character, meaning he DOES NOT exist? If you can't take a joke, don't make a comment. Especially if the person has a sadistic sense of humor. And besides, Gaston deserved his death and he deserves to be made fun of. He's a dickwad. He took the death that I like to call the "Slip 'n' Splat"! :D
Meggie Russell I didn't say that he didn't deserve to die. I'm saying that you shouldn't make fun of his death in such a cruel manner. Slip and Splat is very accurate and witty of you, I applaud.
Oh, good grief. He ISN'T. REAL. Must I put any more emphasis on that? While I would never make fun of a real person's death in a cruel manner (unless they're also jerks like Gaston), Gaston never even existed. He was FAKE. A cartoon character made by Disney. If you really think I shouldn't be able to cruelly joke about his death (and that joke was actually VERY light hearted...), you REALLY need to learn to relax more and actually have a few laughs. God won't smite you for making fun of a two dimensional man in a fantasy world. Dur. And besides, who are you to try to tell me what I should and shouldn't do? I'm a grown woman. Last I checked, I can say and do whatever I damn well please without getting authority from your Highness. Now, if you don't mind, can you please stop thinking like a child which is shocked at every "bad" thing so that you can actually communicate with adults? It'd be friggin' appreciated.
Meggie Russell I thought it was pretty funny xD but NEVER would I disrespect the dead in real life..I hold way ..WAY to much respect for the dead.. but ...your comment was pretty damn funny xD So they need to calm down rofl
No one falls like Gaston, No one screams like Gaston, No one dies in a hole or ravine like Gaston! For there's no one as broken or bloody As you see he's got pieces to spare. Ev'ry a bit of him's mangled and muddy. Gaston: That's right! And ev'ry last inch needs intensive care!
GirlyGirlOlivia I think Gaston is more of a beast than the Beast because he doesn't take no for an answer when he's obsessing over Belle; he turns to a sadistic and murky man when he plans on locking Maurice up in an asylum to get Belle to marry him which automatically fails; and then he goes to the castle to kill the Beast in jealousy. So when Belle says, "He's no monster, Gaston; YOU are!", she says that to Gaston because she sees right through him and his arrogance and that shows his true colors.
Definitely one of the best Disney villain songs, up there with "Mother Knows Best", "Be Prepared", "My Lullaby", "Hellfire", "You're Only Second Rate" and "Poor Unfortunate Souls"
Nicole Bell That's sharpay, she liked the basketball guy but the bookworm got him instead.. so she got jealous. anyway she wanted a role in a play but the other 2 got it instead( bookworm and basketball) so she got sad and her brother (the one who was supposed to get the basketball guys part) wanted to cheer her up, cause he was basically nothing without her by his side to make people know him. even though they had rich parents
Ok..so if im weird please tell me, but I feel like the reason old Disney songs are better (in my opinion) is because of the symphony. I feel the instrumental part of it is what brings it all together. Of course there are some great songs from more recent movies and even songs back in the day that were purely a singer and a band or whathaveyou. But I can get lost for hours in the instrumentals of those OLD movies like Beauty and the beast, Cinderella, snow white, lady and the tramp, little mermaid bambie, and others of the like. Just something about them that are to me just.....perfect.
oh my god, we're doing this play too and our first performance is on wednesday im cogsworth and im stressing out so much, i'm going to forget all of it
Except Frollo,his death was pretty stupid but still more epic than Gaston's,with his final lines... "And he shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit".
The sane thing to do when a woman rejects you is NOT to threaten to have her father locked up in an insane asylum if she won't marry you and you certainly don't try and have her boyfriend killed! (sighs) Sorry. Just letting out some steam...he's got a good singing voice, I'll give him that much.
>Gets rejected by cute girl. >Sulks in a bar, causes a riot, and then riles a group into attempting to commit murder. Gaston is the living embodiment of entitled teenage boy, with homicidal tendencies thrown into the mix.
I gotta say, this is definitely one of my most favorite Villain Songs, especially since it's just so *different* compared to the others. You won't find many other Villain Songs where they're being praised by the *town* the entire time.
I love this song. The charecter it's about? Okay, I'll admit, he's a great Disney villain. One of the reasons I like him is cause he's realistic. I mean let's all be real, almost all of the Disney villains are unrealistic. I love all Disney villains (except Frollo *shivers*) but, will you ever find a lion who wins the loyalty of hyenas by promising them food? Or an evil sea witch? Or a evil queen who poisons an apple cause their mirror says another chick is prettier than them? Okay, so this is my point. Now I know there are a few realistic villains but, Gaston is the most realistic. Because there are A LOT of people like him. And by that I mean, he's basically like a jock that all the girls swoon over and all the guys wish they could be like and don't take "no" for an answer. I just wanted to say this cause this is why Gaston is one of my most favorite Disney villains. Uh, like if you feel this way too. Awesome song though.
I miss the times when Disney Villains had "theme songs" like "Gaston" and "Poor Unfortunate Souls" (Ursula from The Little Mermaid.) I mean, not all of them did, but most did.... And yes, I know Mother Gothelle (spelling?) Had a theme song, but most don't have one anymore :(
That's the point. Gaston sees himself as the hero of the story and everyone treats him as such. He can't see he is the villain and a shitty person because he is rewarded for his actions at every turn.
That's the point of the story. In any other story, Gaston would be the hero. The good looking man who the entire town admires and sees as a hero, the Beast would be the villain. This is the point, beauty is only skin deep. We cannot be judged by appearance. It's why it's one of my favorite Disney movies as an adult.
Am I the only one who got the "you can ask any tom, dick, or Stanley and they'd tell you whose team they'd prefer be on" part as a possible gay innuendo haha?
I did! I was watching the movie and when the song came on and heared the part, I was like, hold on was that a gay joke. Lol Disney, you are defiantly the best at putting innuendos in kids movies that only the parents will catch.
No-one's-a; Dick like Gaston, Such a prick like Gaston No-one died at the end of the flick like Gaston "I'm especially good at dramatic exits!" Who really likes that Gaston?
Anyone else thinking this song, albeit with some altered lyrics, would really fit Undyne? Especially with Alphys singing the majority of the praise. And it could take place in Grillby's...holy shit. Someone make this a thing. MY, WHAT A GUARD, THAT UNDYYYNE!!!
*Sees plate of food. It has some salad on it next to his steak.* Gaston: *Pushes plate away* Give me all the eggs and bacon you have. Waiter: Of course sir! *Begins to take plate away* Gaston: Wait a moment. I think you misheard me. You may have heard 'give me a lot of eggs and bacon' I said, 'Give me all the eggs and bacon you have.' Waiter: *Nods solemnly as Gaston let's him go.* Gaston is Ron Swanson.
I've said it in another video of this song, and I'll say it here. The world needs more LeFous. His best friend in the whole world is down in the dumps, and he convinces a bar of drunken patrons to sing a song to help make his friend feel better. If that's not true friendship I don't know what is.
I still laugh at during our school's production of "Beauty and the Beast", the guy playing Gaston for the final night added: "When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get tough. And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs, so I'm roughly David Hasselhoff."
our P.E teacher made us do movie trivia. and one of the questions was:"what was the man's name who wanted to marry bell in the beauty and the beast? ".no one could guess the name when all of a sudden I started singing this song and I got the answer right XD 😂
I've watched so much youtube poop of this scene that I'm always expecting obsceneties. Despite all the youtube poop I've watched my childhood still hasn't been ruined.
Fun fact: Gaston falling and splatting against the ground didn't kill him. As a matter of fact, he died from a totally unrelated heart attack, caused by eating five dozen eggs every morning, just before hitting the ground. Not a lot of people know that.
Oh, really? :)
i'm surprised he made it to that age eating so many f**king eggs
***** Me, too. I mean, I like eggs as much as the next chick but COME ON!!!
Thanks way too many eggs, man!
That’s convenient 😁🤗
The heart attack was caused by injuries sustained in the fall.
Gaston: And every last inch of me is covered with hair.
Beast: That's cute.
OMG, BEST JOKE EVER
😂😂😂
Ok, yup
Hah! Thanks for the giggle :P
Thar Chandran XD OH GEEZ I CAN'T BREATH ELP
Gaston gets rejected by Belle and practically the entire town sings a song to cheer him up..... love it.
Bros before hoes
+J Raven カラス No one gets rejected like Gaston
That's because he's a hero
psycho zombie productions Well, he was a good hunter and had charisma, so people *saw him as* a hero.
I actually am curious as to whether or not he ever bothered to help someone just for the sake of helping. Probably not: he likely just did stuff because it suited him or to boost his image, while everyone was blind to his inner self.
Belle is more the intellect/smarty type... That's why..
No one falls like Gaston
No one screams like Gaston
No one dies in a hole or ravine like Gaston!
Get out
no, this one stays
i love you
"I'M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT DRAMATIC EXITS!"
Who really liked that Gaston?
lmaooooo
I like the Mulan one from tumblr xD
NOOOOO OOOOOOONE
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN
WEARS MEN SUITS LIKE MULAN
THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN
Mulan: I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!
NOT QUITE A GUY THAT MULAAAN!
+Albus Tigerblood PLZ LINK ME!!
that. is. AWSOME.
yesssssss Queen!! ❤
There are no words, only this ------> 😆😆😆
Queen Fangirl this is super late but HERE YAH GO www.pinterest.com/pin/500321839825312418/
I found it on pinterest :D
No one twerks like Gaston makes it work like Gaston.
No one drops down dat booty and jerks like Gaston.
*****
my he so fly dat Gaston!
***** No One Fucks Like Gaston
i love these comments lol
😂😂😂😂😂
No one's lame like Gaston
No one's vain like Gaston
No one falls to their death in the rain like Gaston
lol that was good
"No-one's slick as gaston, no-one's quick as gaston,
No-one screws up and falls of a cliff like gaston!"
No ones theme song get stuck in my head like Gaston's....
tru
anyone planning on seeing the live action and singing along like me,though i think most of audience will anyway. it has to be the funnest funniest song on soundtrack
No one wins the No Belle Prize like Gaston!
Oh my god XD
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻Haha perfect
RIP 😭💀👏
XD
No one makes puns like Daisy Montano!
"And every last inch of me is covered with hair." Yet he doesn't even have a beard.
+David McCleskey He didn't need one.
no shaves like gaston
@@dougbecktroyd2692 Gaston got sponsored by dollar shave club
Nooooo one's
Sick like Gaston
Such a prick like Gaston
No one died at the end of the flick like Gaston!
In all seriousness, Gaston is actually a pretty good villain... Because there are people exactly like him in real life. He was pretty realistic. You may never encounter a sea witch who wants to steal your voice or a voodoo practitioner who turns you into a frog, but a creepy, entitled brat who won't take no for an answer and everyone thinks they're such a nice guy/gal? Oh yeah, they're out there.
+Paintedrocket I love that so much. this comment makes me want to make a full parody of this song now.
Gaston and Frolo are like the most realistic disney villains...(I don't remember all of them...)
+Paintedrocket Great parody lyrics, but I respectfully offer a substitute for the last line: "No one compensates for a small dick like Gaston!"
That's amazing omg
i would like to be like gaston
No one's quick as Gaston, no one's slick as Gaston, no one screws up and falls off a cliff like Gaston...
Heh heh heh heh. :D
That's not very nice Meggie. The villain had to die somehow, falling off a cliff is as good a way as any other.
MrNateful1
...Are you REALLY getting that way over a fictional character? A FICTIONAL character, meaning he DOES NOT exist? If you can't take a joke, don't make a comment. Especially if the person has a sadistic sense of humor. And besides, Gaston deserved his death and he deserves to be made fun of. He's a dickwad. He took the death that I like to call the "Slip 'n' Splat"! :D
Meggie Russell I didn't say that he didn't deserve to die. I'm saying that you shouldn't make fun of his death in such a cruel manner. Slip and Splat is very accurate and witty of you, I applaud.
Oh, good grief. He ISN'T. REAL. Must I put any more emphasis on that? While I would never make fun of a real person's death in a cruel manner (unless they're also jerks like Gaston), Gaston never even existed. He was FAKE. A cartoon character made by Disney. If you really think I shouldn't be able to cruelly joke about his death (and that joke was actually VERY light hearted...), you REALLY need to learn to relax more and actually have a few laughs. God won't smite you for making fun of a two dimensional man in a fantasy world. Dur.
And besides, who are you to try to tell me what I should and shouldn't do? I'm a grown woman. Last I checked, I can say and do whatever I damn well please without getting authority from your Highness. Now, if you don't mind, can you please stop thinking like a child which is shocked at every "bad" thing so that you can actually communicate with adults? It'd be friggin' appreciated.
Meggie Russell I thought it was pretty funny xD but NEVER would I disrespect the dead in real life..I hold way ..WAY to much respect for the dead.. but ...your comment was pretty damn funny xD So they need to calm down rofl
No one falls like Gaston,
No one screams like Gaston,
No one dies in a hole or ravine like Gaston!
For there's no one as broken or bloody
As you see he's got pieces to spare.
Ev'ry a bit of him's mangled and muddy.
Gaston:
That's right!
And ev'ry last inch needs intensive care!
Gaston: And every last inch of me is covered with hair.
Beast: I'm hairier!
lol
General Heavy I can tell who the real beast is Beast or Gastón
GirlyGirlOlivia I think Gaston is more of a beast than the Beast because he doesn't take no for an answer when he's obsessing over Belle; he turns to a sadistic and murky man when he plans on locking Maurice up in an asylum to get Belle to marry him which automatically fails; and then he goes to the castle to kill the Beast in jealousy.
So when Belle says, "He's no monster, Gaston; YOU are!", she says that to Gaston because she sees right through him and his arrogance and that shows his true colors.
MysticalPhoenix1990 True. Meanwhile, the worst thing the Beast ever did to Belle (besides yell) was try sending her to bed without dinner.
Definitely one of the best Disney villain songs, up there with "Mother Knows Best", "Be Prepared", "My Lullaby", "Hellfire", "You're Only Second Rate" and "Poor Unfortunate Souls"
what movies are my lullaby and only second rate from?
Ams Chughtai Lion King 2 and Aladdin 2, respectively.
Ams Chughtai I can't place My Lullaby but Only Second Rate is from Aladdin: The Return of Jafar.
"Friends on the Other Side" is my personal favorite.
Ams Chughtai NoodleThePanda is right. Both movies may not have been the best, but those songs are awesome
"And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs,
So I'm roughly the size of a BAAAAAARGHE!!!"
That always cracks me up
In High School, there was this one girl that sang this in the cafeteria out of nowhere and everyone gave her a standing ovation.
That's amazing
Its a hard song to memorize. I wish I someone would do that at my school.
wonderspace90
She's now the director for the Beauty and the Beast play.
Nicole Bell That's sharpay, she liked the basketball guy but the bookworm got him instead.. so she got jealous.
anyway she wanted a role in a play but the other 2 got it instead( bookworm and basketball) so she got sad and her brother (the one who was supposed to get the basketball guys part) wanted to cheer her up, cause he was basically nothing without her by his side to make people know him. even though they had rich parents
My cafeteria needs to do this…
"No one spits like Gaston!"
That sums up if he spits or swallows.
nice one lol mind if i borrow that joke
Julianna Salazar-Ramirez Go on ahead, I don't mind it.
dєαтн яidєร α нσяรє *starts a standing ovation*
lmfao as we all been dying to know tmi that way too funny though
Ok..so if im weird please tell me, but I feel like the reason old Disney songs are better (in my opinion) is because of the symphony. I feel the instrumental part of it is what brings it all together. Of course there are some great songs from more recent movies and even songs back in the day that were purely a singer and a band or whathaveyou. But I can get lost for hours in the instrumentals of those OLD movies like Beauty and the beast, Cinderella, snow white, lady and the tramp, little mermaid bambie, and others of the like. Just something about them that are to me just.....perfect.
Lol my school had a play based on this movie. Best hour of my life. I was a Swooning Maiden, and it was funny because my crush was Gaston. Lol
Ikr we're currently dating now
Ok, I'm just gonna be that guy but UP TOP! YOU WERE PERFECTLY CASTED
Okay, that sounds like fate!
congrats on getting your Gaston. lol
oh my god, we're doing this play too and our first performance is on wednesday
im cogsworth and im stressing out so much, i'm going to forget all of it
@@supremesandwichlord155 nice
NOBODY DIES LIKE GASTON!
+Kendra Marybeth Davenport Falls on spikes like Gaston.
Except Frollo,his death was pretty stupid but still more epic than Gaston's,with his final lines...
"And he shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit".
No one falls off a roof and dies like Gaston
This is basically the fuckboy theme song lol.
Too true
dontdisthafet42 As much as I really like this song.....you're not wrong -_-" lol!
My sex tapes got out? That'll cost someone. But hey, now you know the "Ashton"
pretty much
NO ONE GETS ....FRIENDZONED LIKE GASTON
Not even friendzoned...more like "Stay-The-Hell-Away-From-Me-You-Creeper"-zoned.
ElectricMayhem87 yea basically
OMG DEAD 😂😂
he won the no-belle prize
+rainbowprodash CRYING
My school's doing Beauty and the Beast as our next play, and I'm auditioning for LeFou! Wish me luck!
-Insert highly aggressive pom pom usage* I BELIEVE IN YOU YOU CAN DO IT!
Did you get the part?
did you get the part??? it's been 2 years!!
The sane thing to do when a woman rejects you is NOT to threaten to have her father locked up in an insane asylum if she won't marry you and you certainly don't try and have her boyfriend killed!
(sighs)
Sorry. Just letting out some steam...he's got a good singing voice, I'll give him that much.
No.:|
***** the whole point of it is that he most certainly is not sane! he is the villain of the story, so they made him as unlikable as possible.
Lauren Abbott I know.:|
Just pointing it out since the dude's a complete yandere.
agreed.
Lauren Abbott Yeah.
>Gets rejected by cute girl.
>Sulks in a bar, causes a riot, and then riles a group into attempting to commit murder.
Gaston is the living embodiment of entitled teenage boy, with homicidal tendencies thrown into the mix.
So in other words, Elliot Rodgers?
Ehhh I think you mean entitled teenager. :P
But... but he eats eats...
Spaceman Spiffy Nobody puts away five dozen eggs at breakfast like Gaston!
Nobody knows the trope of Disproportionate Retribution like Gaston!
I gotta say, this is definitely one of my most favorite Villain Songs, especially since it's just so *different* compared to the others.
You won't find many other Villain Songs where they're being praised by the *town* the entire time.
Gotta admit as slimy as Gaston is his hype man can really rouse up moral
Seeing the word 'Dick' in Disney letters made me feel some type of way. I know they meant someone's name but still... It's not right...
😂😂
I love this song. The charecter it's about? Okay, I'll admit, he's a great Disney villain. One of the reasons I like him is cause he's realistic. I mean let's all be real, almost all of the Disney villains are unrealistic. I love all Disney villains (except Frollo *shivers*) but, will you ever find a lion who wins the loyalty of hyenas by promising them food? Or an evil sea witch? Or a evil queen who poisons an apple cause their mirror says another chick is prettier than them? Okay, so this is my point. Now I know there are a few realistic villains but, Gaston is the most realistic. Because there are A LOT of people like him. And by that I mean, he's basically like a jock that all the girls swoon over and all the guys wish they could be like and don't take "no" for an answer. I just wanted to say this cause this is why Gaston is one of my most favorite Disney villains. Uh, like if you feel this way too. Awesome song though.
"As you see, I've got spare ribs." "No one orders decaf like Gaston." Hades: "I fail." Gaston: "YES."
No one has his own song like Gaston.
I hereby challenge every veteran RUclipsr to listen to this song without thinking of one of the many Gaston RUclips Poops.
No one kills Gaston at the end of the film like Gaston.
I miss the times when Disney Villains had "theme songs" like "Gaston" and "Poor Unfortunate Souls" (Ursula from The Little Mermaid.) I mean, not all of them did, but most did.... And yes, I know Mother Gothelle (spelling?) Had a theme song, but most don't have one anymore :(
Mother Gothel from Tangled*
Arianna-Ash LeStrange Don't forget Scar.
What about Tamatoa. He had a pretty kick-ass villain song.
@@gothicmonocle I had to sing Shiny in my concert once. Best moment of my life
Sounds more like a protagonist's song rather than the antagonist's theme.
supergamer985
thats why everyone loves it!
naughy sub yep!
That's the point. Gaston sees himself as the hero of the story and everyone treats him as such. He can't see he is the villain and a shitty person because he is rewarded for his actions at every turn.
I dont think you get the point. The song is so ridiculous and ego-stroking, its a sardonic twist on the typical "villain song"
That's the point of the story. In any other story, Gaston would be the hero. The good looking man who the entire town admires and sees as a hero, the Beast would be the villain. This is the point, beauty is only skin deep. We cannot be judged by appearance. It's why it's one of my favorite Disney movies as an adult.
lol even though Gaston is the villan, I still love this song, its catchy.
Sparkle Chord Same with "Be Prepared."
You eat 5 dozen eggs? Dude, please, I eat TEN dozen eggs!
lol
TMNTLOVER CUPCAKE1 Heh.
Do you have as good a metabolism as Gaston's?
***** BETTER!
reagan paulino Are you roughly the size of a barge?
No one takes 6000 calories every morning like Gaston!
Gaston is probably in my top 5 favorite disney characters.
I am awed and inspried by him.
:P
And it's not very hard to see why! :)
(Sorry.)
+BlueMoonSamurai99 don't be sorry, that was great😂
Me: No one's quick as Gaston, no one's slick as Gaston-
Gaston: *Falls off a cliff*
Me: No one's neck's as incredibly cricked as Gaston!
Just replace all of the Gastons with Dios and it'd fit perfectly in Phantom Blood.
this really does fit him. XD
oh god! XD
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GASTON, BUT IT WAS I, DIO
I wouldn't be surprised if this is what happened between Erina washing her mouth with muddy water and JoJo beating the living shit out of him.
KONO DIO DA!
No one gets dumped 29 times like gaston!
Nobody fails gun safety like Gaston!
Am I the only one who got the "you can ask any tom, dick, or Stanley and they'd tell you whose team they'd prefer be on" part as a possible gay innuendo haha?
No one's as homosexual as Gaston!
I did! I was watching the movie and when the song came on and heared the part, I was like, hold on was that a gay joke. Lol Disney, you are defiantly the best at putting innuendos in kids movies that only the parents will catch.
***** No one plays like Gaston, no one lays like Gaston, in the bedroom no one is as gay as Gaston
No one plummets to their death like Gaston!
No-one's-a;
Dick like Gaston,
Such a prick like Gaston
No-one died at the end of the flick like Gaston
"I'm especially good at dramatic exits!"
Who really likes that Gaston?
NO ONES THICK LIKE GASTON IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT?!?
muscley guy
One of my favorite Disney songs!
Anyone else thinking this song, albeit with some altered lyrics, would really fit Undyne? Especially with Alphys singing the majority of the praise. And it could take place in Grillby's...holy shit. Someone make this a thing. MY, WHAT A GUARD, THAT UNDYYYNE!!!
Omg yesssss
2:43 - My response is "Nobody has a high metabolism rate like Gaston's!"
no one starts a riot in Vancouver and sets fire to an electronics store like Gaston
Behold, internet, the fountain of memes!
no one has musical numbers like gaston
"and they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on" He's literally turning guys gay
No one falls to his death like Gaston
No one gets his ass kicked like Gaston
No one begs for mercy like Gaston
No one gets rejected a million times like gaston
they better sing this in the movie
No one falls off a tower and dies like Gaston!
Instead of calling someone a curse word, call them a Gaston instead.
No ones neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's. GASTON: Oh yes my neck a prized possesion
*Sees plate of food. It has some salad on it next to his steak.*
Gaston: *Pushes plate away* Give me all the eggs and bacon you have.
Waiter: Of course sir! *Begins to take plate away*
Gaston: Wait a moment. I think you misheard me. You may have heard 'give me a lot of eggs and bacon' I said, 'Give me all the eggs and bacon you have.'
Waiter: *Nods solemnly as Gaston let's him go.*
Gaston is Ron Swanson.
This was made on my birthday 💚💚💚
Gaston: and every last inch of me is covered with hair!
Me: **points at the Beast** you WISH you were that fluffy,beardless bastard
wow how many times have i seen this at starlight like three times!
Nooo oneee mocks like Gaston.
No one shocks like Gaston.
I watched this movie three times in a row once just to listen to this song!
Thank you so much for this. I am going into an audition for lafou and I've been using this to practice. x
Audition as him for what?
+alana copeman did you get the part
Here's a little plot hole:
After Gaston fell to his death, weren't LeFou and the villagers were like "Where's Gaston"?
I've said it in another video of this song, and I'll say it here. The world needs more LeFous. His best friend in the whole world is down in the dumps, and he convinces a bar of drunken patrons to sing a song to help make his friend feel better. If that's not true friendship I don't know what is.
Nooooooo
oooooone
Flies like Gaston
No one dies like Gaston
No one else has a skull in his eyes like Gaston--
Gaston is so our guy
I don't know why, but I'm getting some homoerotic subtext from these lyrics... Just sayin'
+Alexis Ellison "You can ask any Tom Dick or Stanley whose team they'd prefer to be on." Wink Wink Nudge Nudge ;P
Alexis Ellison yea the guy singing it is gay in the remake with Emma Watson
No one gets rejected by Belle like Gaston!
No one Trolls like Gaston!
Every guy here love to be you Gaston, even when taking a dump.
I still laugh at during our school's production of "Beauty and the Beast", the guy playing Gaston for the final night added:
"When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get tough. And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs, so I'm roughly David Hasselhoff."
I love this song
NO ONE DABS LIKE GASTON NO ONE WHIPS LIKE GASTON NO ONE CAN DO THE NAE NAE AS WELL AS GASTON 😄
AGirlDoing RandomStuff Stop...
Tooniverse Studio's *dabs*
AGirlDoing RandomStuff :'(
Le Tooniverse Whip Nae Nae *dabs*
Amber Does Stuff thank you for cementing your place in hell, I will see you there
No one's awesome like Prussia! No one's awesome like Prussia!
Sorry, I had to do that :3
No one... fights like Honey-sempai, no one eats cakes like Honey-sempai ♪
=P
No on is as Awesome as Prussia because Gilbert is just awesome like that
no one falls to their death in the rain like Gaston
Beauty and the beast will always be my favorite Disney movie
our P.E teacher made us do movie trivia. and one of the questions was:"what was the man's name who wanted to marry bell in the beauty and the beast? ".no one could guess the name when all of a sudden I started singing this song and I got the answer right XD 😂
I've watched so much youtube poop of this scene that I'm always expecting obsceneties. Despite all the youtube poop I've watched my childhood still hasn't been ruined.
Lefou:No ones necks as incredibly THICK as Gastóns
Me: So you're saying his necks fat Great Going Bro
I dropped my computer twice listing to this 😄
No one's as slick as Gaston
Robin Hood: hold my bow and and arrow.
love the font!
"and they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on"
I just got that lol
It is perfect!
It's basically a guy saying "I'm the best in town and everyone else sucks"
I love gaston as the phantom from yeston's phantom of the opera! I love his singing voice and acting!
Gaston: tool of tools.
Gastooooooooonnnnnnn
No one wins the no-belle prize like Gaston!
lps.dixon I died reading this
"and every last inch of me is covered with hair"
then where's your beard Gaston?
Some people are just unable to grow facial hair
no ones got fling into a pig pen like gaston, no ones got double crossed like gaston, no ones got rejected for a beast prince like gaston
No one's Strong Like Gaston
A King Kong like Gaston
Has got a awesome villian song like Gaston
Gaston is my favorite Disney character and as so one with so much commitment I ask why his video has so little veiws
I think i could read these comments all day.
Snowblind Wolf
90% comments: parodying lyrics
Well yeah.