When Beast gets rejected by Belle, the servants suggest ways to the Beast to improve himself. When Gaston gets rejected, the villagers inflate his ego and tell Gaston that no one is better than him and that Belle is insane for reject him.
Gaston wasn't a villian he was just a piece of shit. True villainy needs a better motivation then what Gaston personality presents. Gaston reminds me of Robert Baratheon and his story and reasons have the same similarity. They even look the same. Robert isnt the villain he is just an asshole. Gaston is also just an asshole.
Love how this song is different from other villain songs. If u hadnt watched the movie, and heard this song alone, u would think that Gaston is the hero.
Well because Gaston, arguably is the classical hero, albeit a goofy with his character flaws comically enlarged, in any other telling, beast would be a villain and Gaston would be the hero,
@@panose6542 The classical hero?? Gaston is the token embodiment of a narcissist selfish jerk that serves as the villain stories. He disregards Belle’s autonomy and unlike the beast never learns to grow out of it. He is, while a fun character, absolutely an example of a token villain. Are we even watching the same movie?
@@panose6542 Gaston is actually a deconstruction of both the classical Disney Hero and the Grimm hero: Gaston looks that he could be the hero: He is handsome, is beloved by his town and is skilled with weaponry, trying to woo the lovely maiden. Unfortunately, said qualities had also led him to have an extremely big ego, as he is arrogant, narcissistic, vain and has massive entitlement issues. He looks like the classical Disney Hero, but his personality is far from heroic.
Chrisxchambers Then he'd be sick and nearsighted? Because "Flou" is also French for "blurry" 😉 (maybe that's because of Gaston's addiction to beer after all)
You must not watch much Disney. Dying in ways that don’t involve falls is the exception for villains. Hell, ask Mufasa: even heroes get in on it sometimes.
@@melgozagonzalesjoshuajazie8981He accidentally hanged himself because he refused to let Tarzan help. It's kind of similar in that gravity did the deed, but the circumstances are different.
No one tries like Gaston Can despise like Gaston No one wins the No Belle Prize like Gaston! He can't get why that girl won't stop hating Bad luck for Gaston!
When I was a lass I heard "four thousand eggs" Every time that I did hear this song And now that I'm grown I hear "five dozen eggs" I feel like everything I know's wrong.
In Polish translation (it's great btw), he said he used to eat 10 eggs, but now he eats 25 eggs to fit the rhyme, so the amount of eggs he eats in the original version really surprised me xd
Is it just me, or does Gaston sound a lot like Perfect Cell? "When I was a lad I drank 4 dozen men every morning to help me get strong, and then after that I ate my siblings whole, through I know that it sounds really wroooong..."
Imperfect Cell: When I was quite young I drank 4 thousand men every morning to help me get large! Perfect Cell: And now that I'm grown I drink 5 MILLION MEN! SO MY POWER'S, THE SIZE OF THE *MAAAAAARRSS!!!* The planet _and_ the God! (Wink)
“I’m a flawless specimen of engineering” Say it again Who’s the greatest villain Who kicked out Goku For just an arc or two Red ribbon’s best success Don’t you know, can’t you guess? The monster who rules over hell Showed up without a scheme But he still reigns supreme And his names Mr. Perfect Cell!
I saw this thing on insta... No... One... Cleans like Gaston Quarintines like Gaston No one stops spreading COVID-19 like Gaston (Credit to whoever was this creative because I couldn't never)
No one’s slick as Gaston No one’s quick as Gaston No one’s neck is incredibly thick as Gaston’s No ones been like Gaston A king pin like Gaston No ones got a swell cleft in his chin as Gaston No one fights like Gaston Douses lights like Gaston Nobody bites like Gaston No one hits like Gaston Matches wits like Gaston Nobody spits like Gaston No one shoots like Gaston Makes those beauties like Gaston *No one ✨DIES✨ like Gaston*
Nooooo oneeeeeee Wipes like Gaston No one cleans like Gaston No one's hands are as incredibly clean as Gaston's I'm especially got at self IIIIIIIsolaaating
Earlier in the movie they say that eggs are expensive and Gaston mentions how he eats 4-5 dozen eggs. He is single-handedly creating an egg shortage in the town
Gaston: Every inch of me's covered in hair
Beast: That's cute
xxQueenOfMagicxx lol
xxQueenOfMagicxx so how did the audition go
NO! Beast would say "Hold my beer!"
😂
I can imagine him yawning while lying down then saying that then going to sleep
When Beast gets rejected by Belle, the servants suggest ways to the Beast to improve himself. When Gaston gets rejected, the villagers inflate his ego and tell Gaston that no one is better than him and that Belle is insane for reject him.
I’d also add that many aspects about Gaston mentioned in the song are also applicable to the Beast
Because it's true. Gaston's a Giga Chad
Incel Beast vs based Glaston
@@RK-um2bj Gaston is retarded
@@RK-um2bj 🗿
No one's vain like Gaston
Causes pain like Gaston
No one falls to their death in the rain like Gaston
excellent
😂😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh Gosh 😂
@Døggo No Points for Gaston!
No one:
No one at all:
Lefou: *Gaston is so T H I C C*
no one:
No one at all:
Lefou: No one spits like Gaston!
and we know it's not his neck that he was talking about *eyebrow waggle*
No one's quick as Gaston.
No one's slick as Gaston.
No one messes up and falls off a cliff into their doom like Gaston.
Madara Uchiha bravo,thats briliant
Madara Uchiha yep
No one screams like Gaston!
Madara Uchiha you so stupid if you hate gaston
No one's vain like Gaston
Causes pain like Gaston
No one falls to his death in the rain like Gaston
Always an interesting villain song. I can even notice how each chorus is sung differently. XD.
Lightening McQueen No one has a villain song like Gaston.
@@josephmarrison4606 and like mother Gothel from tangled
Gaston wasn't a villian he was just a piece of shit. True villainy needs a better motivation then what Gaston personality presents.
Gaston reminds me of Robert Baratheon and his story and reasons have the same similarity. They even look the same.
Robert isnt the villain he is just an asshole. Gaston is also just an asshole.
@@LuckLady1991 this is what makes the movie so great truly makes you hate him bit he's still not a villain
@@farahelshobokshy6agroupb803 yeah I know he isn't a villain he's an asshole lol
Love how this song is different from other villain songs. If u hadnt watched the movie, and heard this song alone, u would think that Gaston is the hero.
Much like Hercules, except Hercules *is* the hero
Well because Gaston, arguably is the classical hero, albeit a goofy with his character flaws comically enlarged, in any other telling, beast would be a villain and Gaston would be the hero,
@@panose6542 The classical hero?? Gaston is the token embodiment of a narcissist selfish jerk that serves as the villain stories. He disregards Belle’s autonomy and unlike the beast never learns to grow out of it. He is, while a fun character, absolutely an example of a token villain. Are we even watching the same movie?
@@panose6542 Gaston is actually a deconstruction of both the classical Disney Hero and the Grimm hero: Gaston looks that he could be the hero: He is handsome, is beloved by his town and is skilled with weaponry, trying to woo the lovely maiden. Unfortunately, said qualities had also led him to have an extremely big ego, as he is arrogant, narcissistic, vain and has massive entitlement issues. He looks like the classical Disney Hero, but his personality is far from heroic.
@@jorgebersabe293 exactly what I mean
Get you friends that got your back when you’re down like Gaston’s buddies.
Instantly lifted his mood
Get you friends that got your back when you're down and tell you what you need to hear, not sycophants who kiss your ass.
...and his already giant ego, too.
All other villan songs ate about hate or revenge but Gaston is just gloating about how great he is
Based
and lefou sings most of it
Dr Facilier sings about his friends & arranging a deal. Prob the reason his song is my second favorite after Gaston
because in any other story he would be the Hero.
Fr
What sickness does Gaston's assistant get every year?
*the Le Flou*
clap for me now.
Chrisxchambers 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Should've left the "the"
Chrisxchambers Then he'd be sick and nearsighted? Because "Flou" is also French for "blurry" 😉 (maybe that's because of Gaston's addiction to beer after all)
Chrisxchambers
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I clap for my fellow punny people.
All jokes and memes aside... this songs so catchy
Agreed
true!
Always gets stuck in my head
Say what you want about Gaston but you have to admit he had a phenomenal singing voice.
Real
He fell off a castle and plummeted to his death. I'd never seen anything like it. No one dies like Gaston.
You must not watch much Disney. Dying in ways that don’t involve falls is the exception for villains. Hell, ask Mufasa: even heroes get in on it sometimes.
No one slips off and falls *to his death like Gaston!!!!*
Didnt clayton f
Die similarly
didn't the old whitch from Snow White fall of a cliff?
@@melgozagonzalesjoshuajazie8981He accidentally hanged himself because he refused to let Tarzan help. It's kind of similar in that gravity did the deed, but the circumstances are different.
Gaston got the NO-BELLE prize 🏆
Nice pun! Belle is a French word for beauty, you know.
No one tries like Gaston
Can despise like Gaston
No one wins the No Belle Prize like Gaston!
He can't get why that girl won't stop hating
Bad luck for Gaston!
No Belle Prize!!! 🤣🤣
xd
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
Nobody say "this bish empty"and Y E E T S like Gaston
Best.
Me:*Wheezing*
No one's theme song get's stuck in my head like Gaston's.
No one aims like Gaston
No one tames like Gaston
No one drawings go out of their frames like Gaston
If they could make a movie for Maleficent, Imagine a movie made about Gaston's adventures.
He's a white man, not enough politically correct for this times.
@@gabrielemigliore6268 and very handsome😩
@@valentinabarrientos there's no man in town as manly!
@@gabrielemigliore6268 Perfect, a pure paragon !
@@valentinabarrientos ahahahhahah!
Gaston: And every last inch of me’s covered with hair!
Beast: Hold my beer
🤣
Beast: hold my rose
Beast: Hold my Belle
Gaston: Imma drink it!
Cousin Itt: Bitch please.
When I was a lass I heard "four thousand eggs"
Every time that I did hear this song
And now that I'm grown I hear "five dozen eggs"
I feel like everything I know's wrong.
at least you're lucky enough to realize the truth in time
Either way, his cholesterol must be dangerously high.
Imagine how much money that costs
@@kevintran7797 It was high until he fell off a roof and died
In Polish translation (it's great btw), he said he used to eat 10 eggs, but now he eats 25 eggs to fit the rhyme, so the amount of eggs he eats in the original version really surprised me xd
Gaston: “And ev’ry last inch of men’s covered with hair!”
Also Gaston: -Has no facial hair.-
Some people people prefer to not have facial hair because it looks more presentable
@@Mr_Chasmbut he said every inch was covered in hair
@@manuelgamer8902 simple explanation. He lied
**inhales**
NO ONES SLICK AS GASTO-
Five dozen eggs
Five dozen eggs
How is that even possible...
Back then the eggs weren't very big
@@inktonythekaonashigaster6631 actually they were and by the way eggs come in all sizes I Know cause I once had pet hens
Because he is GASTON
Dwayne the rock Johnson does
Rocky Balboa
Nobody:
People in 2020:
No one..
Cleans like Gaston
Quarantined like Gaston
No one stop spreading COVID-19 like Gaston
IM ESPECIALLY GOOD AT SELF IIIIIIIIISOLATING
omg please someone make a parody of this
MY WHAT A GUY THAT GASTOOONNN
When I was a boy I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large,
But because of covid I can't find any eggs at target kroger or wallMAAAAAAART
Reject modernity embrace neo-gastonism
Trick to cheering yourself up if you are feeling down.
Just imagine the name Gaston changed to your name.
XD. Nice idea, Joseph.
"And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair"
I'm a girl... In what world could this cheer me up? 😅
I would actually feel like I lost some brain cells.
@@betterpinkthanbloody Might be late, but a Russian one
@@betterpinkthanbloody replace that with "and every piece of me halts all dispair"
Scar and Gaston are my 2 top favorites villains
Zira and Rattigan for me.
Oogie Boogie
This song is just one huge Flex
Is it just me, or does Gaston sound a lot like Perfect Cell?
"When I was a lad I drank 4 dozen men every morning to help me get strong, and then after that I ate my siblings whole, through I know that it sounds really wroooong..."
I thought Phil Hartman did his voice but then later I found out it was some stage actor named Richard White.
If you hate Gaston, you probably do drink a lot of men.
Imperfect Cell: When I was quite young I drank 4 thousand men every morning to help me get large!
Perfect Cell: And now that I'm grown I drink 5 MILLION MEN! SO MY POWER'S, THE SIZE OF THE *MAAAAAARRSS!!!*
The planet _and_ the God! (Wink)
@@thisdraco4794
No one meets Perfect Cell
No one beats Perfect Cell
No one dares to be the strongest like Perfect Cell
“I’m a flawless specimen of engineering”
Say it again
Who’s the greatest villain
Who kicked out Goku
For just an arc or two
Red ribbon’s best success
Don’t you know, can’t you guess?
The monster who rules over hell
Showed up without a scheme
But he still reigns supreme
And his names Mr. Perfect Cell!
I'm doing a Theatre audition with this song..wish me luck..
Me too!😬
How’d it go?
Omg rn I am
Same.
How was it
It would be interesting for the beast to get his own song and explaining how looks aren't everything and that there's more to him than people know
Me trying to sleep:
My brain out of legit nowhere: no ones neck as incredibly THICK as Gaston’s! 😏
No one~
Seduces like Gaston
Gets Friend-Zoned like Gaston
No One obsesses over just one girl like Gaston
...one of the funniest villain songs!!
Alameda slim: hold my stolen cows
No one’s gay as Le’Fou
No one slays like Le’Fou
No one’s ever had positive rays like Le’Fou
No one simps for Gaston like Lefou
I can't believe it took me this long to notice something. This is a love song!
Proud Neo-Gastonist
"For theres no man in town half as manly"
*KIRISHIMA HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*
Cringe
Gaston is devilishly handsome!
I always thought it was “as a specimen yes I’m indeed a deity”
I heard I'm intimidating
The nostalgia hit me so hard 🥺💔
No one's a bigger brute as Gaston.
No one is insane like Gaston
No one gets their ass kicked by the Beast like Gaston
No one falls to his death in the rain like Gaston
I can't stop hearing the Unus Annus version
I saw this thing on insta...
No...
One...
Cleans like Gaston
Quarintines like Gaston
No one stops spreading COVID-19 like Gaston
(Credit to whoever was this creative because I couldn't never)
I'M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT SELF-IIIIIIIIIIIISOLATING
@@barbaragordon7381 My what a guy, that Gaston!
Falling off of the castle didn't kill Gaston, it was the salmonella from eating 5 dozen eggs every morning to help him get large.
No one cheats like Gaston
No one lies like Gaston
No one falls of a roof and the dies like Gaston
Love me a man who can expectorate
Gaston is and always will be a better take on "what if Prince Charming was a villain" idea than Hans ever will be.
“There’s no one in town half as manly”
Me: *Violently points at Eijirou Kirishima*
No one falls like Gaston, no one dies like Gaston, and no one goes to Hell like Gaston!
It’s no one’s big like Gaston. Hulking big like Gaston
I love this song. Love beauty and the beast.
“Wounds from a friend can be trusted but an enemy multiplies kisses.”
Beauty and the Best Very Cool;
No one’s slick as Gaston
No one’s quick as Gaston
No one’s neck is incredibly thick as Gaston’s
No ones been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
No ones got a swell cleft in his chin as Gaston
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
Nobody bites like Gaston
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
Nobody spits like Gaston
No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauties like Gaston
*No one ✨DIES✨ like Gaston*
Gaston, my favourite classic Disney villain. As in; I like him more then the main characters. But I feel like that’s just me.
Best. Disney. Song. Ever.
great vid helped me in music class thank you!
My boy LeFou knows how to hype up a bro
Gaston is the greatest disney villain of all time.
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's slick as Gaston
No one fucks up and falls off a roof like Gaston
Gaston does not appreciate Lefou enough
Nooooo oneeeeeee
Wipes like Gaston
No one cleans like Gaston
No one's hands are as incredibly clean as Gaston's
I'm especially got at self IIIIIIIsolaaating
To think, these were the placeholders 'til they thought of something better, but they stuck because you can't top perfection
Beautiful
Thanks for these lyrics
I'm now a neo-gastonist.
To anyone who thinks that "Thanks I get" from Wish is too upbeat to be a villain song. Well, all I can say is, does no one remember this song?
@HollywoodLego I wouldn't even go to saying that. The movie just sucks from a writing, character, and production standpoint. :)
They really should have picked a bear-like man to play him in the live action.
It should've been Henry cavill
@@nellyi4558 That would be PERFECT in the face, but I'm thinking a bigger bear in the body, like Dwayne Johnson! Ooooh that would've been sweet!
Ti Q no
No
@@masonwright7700 Yes
Thank you!
I can just imagine Gaston as Victor Krum and Lefou as Ron Weasley
No one cleans like Gaston
Quarantines like Gaston
No one helps to stop Covid-19 like Gaston
no ones neck is as incredibly thick as gastons
No one's evil as Gaston
No one dies like Gaston
He wasn't evil. A shittu person ye
No one can do anything like Gaston but nobody can simp more than these people for Gaston
i love this song
This song is literally when people are complimenting me and I don’t except it until we have some fun
🎵No one likes, watches and comments like Gaston🎵
This was helpful in learning the lyrics
The best villain songs are from animated movies
Earlier in the movie they say that eggs are expensive and Gaston mentions how he eats 4-5 dozen eggs. He is single-handedly creating an egg shortage in the town
No ones a bitch like Gaston
No ones a Jerk like Gaston
No one gets their ass kick by the Beast like Gaston
No one's great as Levi, we are leaving Levi, tararararara we don't want to die
One of the best villain songs in my eyes
This guy is spitting facts
Le flou kinda *sus*
No cap this song be fire tho
Nooo oneeee fucks like Gaston no one sucks like Gaston...
It's Been so long since I've watched this move 😫
This helped me alot. Im doing an audition doing this song. Like for good luck!
same
Imagine being such a sigma that you get somebody else to sing your amazing villain song
Gaston is the Biff Tannen of 18th Century France.
Gaston>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bEaSt
Bros be like singing this getting boys night out to cheer up their lad from rejection or got dumped.
NO ONE LUSTS LIKE FROLLO
OR MISTRUSTS LIKE FROLLO
GOES ROAMING FOR BIG GYPSY BUSTS LIKE FROLLO
Epic
Gaston is definitely a Top G
Gaston's the best