Clerks (2/12) Movie CLIP - Cancer Merchant (1994) HD

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  • @BaconLet
    @BaconLet 2 года назад +95

    I like how Dante is just standing there for the most part in pure awe about what’s happening

    • @brian5o
      @brian5o 2 года назад +23

      To be fair, he wasn’t even supposed to be there that day.

  • @boberson33
    @boberson33 9 лет назад +452

    The funny part is that Hitler actually launched the first anti-smoking campaign

    • @nachumlamm9353
      @nachumlamm9353 6 лет назад +29

      Well, King James I of England tried to crack down on smoking in 1604. He even raised tobacco taxes and wrote an entire book against it. But yeah, that was about it until the twentieth century.

    • @Clee-os6pv
      @Clee-os6pv 5 лет назад +6

      +boberson33:
      China tried to end drugs and ban Opium.

    • @selfishstockton6123
      @selfishstockton6123 5 лет назад +7

      Clee4000 but also operated opium dens

    • @jennj2049
      @jennj2049 4 года назад +1

      Never knew that! Ironic 💕

    • @mcmarkmarkson7115
      @mcmarkmarkson7115 4 года назад +4

      And womens rights! Now that was a progressive the feminists would have loved!

  • @oneobserver2749
    @oneobserver2749 3 года назад +77

    This clip stopped just before the best joke that capped off the whole thing:
    Customer placing an order after the ordeal: "uuuhhh... pack of smokes?"

  • @eltravo2112
    @eltravo2112 3 года назад +95

    Lol they left off the best part. One of the guys comes up to the counter coughing his head off then goes.....Pack of cigarettes? 🤣😂

  • @metalgrinch
    @metalgrinch 3 года назад +73

    I miss the 90s, when the tobacco industry was our greatest enemy. We had NO IDEA how good we had it.

    • @chazzx1018
      @chazzx1018 2 года назад +2

      Big Tobacco: America's old friend

    • @catherinefan32
      @catherinefan32 2 года назад

      But it’s ok to yell at an underpaid worker? You’re so woke

    • @catherinefan32
      @catherinefan32 2 года назад

      But it’s ok to yell at an underpaid worker? You’re so woke

    • @catherinefan32
      @catherinefan32 2 года назад

      But it’s ok to yell at an underpaid worker? You’re so woke

    • @metalgrinch
      @metalgrinch 2 года назад +1

      @@catherinefan32 lol when did I say that?? This is a comedy. Yelling at him was funny. You're woke. You're woke and I'm asleep.

  • @downsouth420
    @downsouth420 6 лет назад +167

    Back in the day, my buddy worked at a cigar shop. You better believe I busted in and started yelling, "Cancer merchant!" at him one day.

    • @Adam-vo6tv
      @Adam-vo6tv 5 лет назад +7

      I haven't laughed that good in a while, thank you, kind stranger

    • @josephhickman1306
      @josephhickman1306 4 года назад +2

      Well.. 37 seems to be a specific number, !!!😃🤔!!!!

    • @mortb9
      @mortb9 9 месяцев назад

      @@josephhickman1306 In a row?

  • @redrocket604
    @redrocket604 7 лет назад +169

    Dude looks like younger version of George Lucas lol

    • @joseph_b319
      @joseph_b319 5 лет назад +5

      Madd Gbert i always thought that too

  • @SteadyEddie1983
    @SteadyEddie1983 3 года назад +52

    Veronica over Caitlin ALL DAY LONG. It really bugs me that Dante had so much trouble figuring this out until it was too late

    • @KingofChicago17
      @KingofChicago17 Год назад +4

      It worked out for him he got with Becky who is God tier

    • @Masterdesstruct
      @Masterdesstruct 7 месяцев назад

      Veronica is truly an h 0 but Caitlin was even worse. At least this one seemed loyal and interested in him. And she was better looking

  • @Nhamp2000
    @Nhamp2000 Год назад +29

    As someone who once worked midnight shifts as a cashier in a gas station/convenience store, this movie was dead on.

  • @RossMacdonaldBass
    @RossMacdonaldBass 8 лет назад +81

    Voice in the back, 1:20, CLASSIC CLERKS Easter egg.

    • @federica9090
      @federica9090 8 лет назад +1

      Couldn't understand it, what did it say?

    • @destiny66
      @destiny66 7 лет назад +18

      came... here just for that line.

    • @archibaldelkin6541
      @archibaldelkin6541 6 лет назад

      Watched this the other day for the first time in years and laughed so hard at that.

    • @MarcDufresneosorusrex
      @MarcDufresneosorusrex 5 лет назад +2

      @@archibaldelkin6541 plus .. idk why but the guy's face on the left side of the screen = ))

    • @archibaldelkin6541
      @archibaldelkin6541 5 лет назад

      @@MarcDufresneosorusrex I think that guy is one of Kevin Smith's good friends who works with him.

  • @90AlmostFamous
    @90AlmostFamous 4 года назад +41

    the guy is a vape seller now

  • @KevinCantWait08
    @KevinCantWait08 3 года назад +18

    Veronica = ride or die girl we all need

  • @sparky3574
    @sparky3574 4 года назад +26

    I knew it, when someone starts talking like if he was a pastor. There’s some other motive behind them. Snake in the grass jerk..

  • @sherifflobo3478
    @sherifflobo3478 3 года назад +19

    Still hands down probably the funniest movie scene of all time to me 👌🏼😂

    • @brian5o
      @brian5o 2 года назад

      Well, 37 was pretty funny, too.

    • @scottisitoro3953
      @scottisitoro3953 Год назад

      Of all time, you say ?? Did you just get thawed out, caveman ?

    • @pheenmachine
      @pheenmachine 11 месяцев назад +1

      In a row?

  • @AdamF8
    @AdamF8 4 месяца назад +1

    0:57 Jays face when smoking and then he randomly runs away 😆😆😆

  • @josephhickman1306
    @josephhickman1306 4 года назад +15

    Veronica handled that well, calm cool New Jersey gal style.🤔😎😃no nonsense....

    • @thegageinator805
      @thegageinator805 3 года назад

      Yeah, that was nothing like New Jersey.
      Talks like one though. Chick ain't stupid.

  • @jer8279
    @jer8279 Год назад +4

    "53 dollars!? Would you give that much to kill you!?"
    Me. YES

  • @peterquinones2169
    @peterquinones2169 2 года назад +4

    I love 1:08 because of how into it the gum Representative got into character just to sell more gum lmao

  • @ransavage4194
    @ransavage4194 Год назад +4

    Funny about this part I watch it last night and said to myself he’s right. As of 3/2/23 I’m cigarette free after smoking 19 years.

  • @Grove_12-Heroes
    @Grove_12-Heroes 6 лет назад +31

    Chewing gum is safer than smoking.

    • @psychicbyinternet
      @psychicbyinternet 3 года назад +4

      Especially with all that aspartame and sucralose, neither of which have ever been known to cause cancer.

    • @jimboslice6367
      @jimboslice6367 3 года назад +3

      @@psychicbyinternet neither of those are proven cancer agents. Stop being a sheep

    • @cotdd
      @cotdd 3 года назад

      @@jimboslice6367 must be something in the water then because everyone has lost their mind :D

    • @ubiquitousdiabolus
      @ubiquitousdiabolus 3 года назад

      Wrong! You could bite your tongue and get a deadly infection

    • @gordonquick6830
      @gordonquick6830 3 года назад +2

      @@psychicbyinternet you can still buy gum that doesn't have those ingredients though.

  • @christhayil8354
    @christhayil8354 3 года назад +5

    1:26= 'You can smell it' lol!

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 11 лет назад +31

    $57 per wk in cigs... at 1994 prices that avg'd out to about 31 packs a wk. That's pretty nasty...

    • @ClayGravil
      @ClayGravil 7 лет назад +5

      Jersey and New York were today's prices back then.

    • @Stereomonitor
      @Stereomonitor 5 лет назад +1

      wew lad

    • @comicbookprodigy995
      @comicbookprodigy995 5 лет назад +2

      That's pretty accurate. Some of my customers back then would hit me up once a week for 2 cartons.

    • @jonny6702
      @jonny6702 4 года назад

      @@comicbookprodigy995 they didnt always know it was bad. why try and limit when you can smoke care free 24/7 if you want lol. they thought it was fun to smoke a few packs a day.

    • @robfinlay8058
      @robfinlay8058 3 года назад +1

      I used to work with a woman who chain-smoked all through her (12 hour) working day. She admitted to smoking 60 a day, but it was probably more like 80.

  • @geraldspencer8679
    @geraldspencer8679 Год назад +4

    Awe! They left out the best part! When one of the customers walks up to Dante, coughing and covered in CO2 fumes, and asks for a pack of cigarettes. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @gabrielperez5507
    @gabrielperez5507 4 года назад +8

    Why would dante get mad for someone purchasing something he has no control of

  • @slipknotkiller101
    @slipknotkiller101 Год назад +2

    This guy must be an advertiser for chewlies lolol

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 11 лет назад +12

    Would you believe that Marilyn Ghigliotti was 32 when she did this movie?

  • @snackasmversion2752
    @snackasmversion2752 6 лет назад +29

    God, I'd kill for a woman like Veronica

    • @CEOkiller
      @CEOkiller 3 года назад +20

      You would be number 38 or so…

    • @respectdawildo_danjones508
      @respectdawildo_danjones508 Год назад +2

      @@CEOkiller that’s true, but she brings lasagna and rubs your back

    • @KingofChicago17
      @KingofChicago17 Год назад

      Nah Becky is the goat

    • @snackasmversion2752
      @snackasmversion2752 Год назад

      @KingofChicago17 in the looks department yes but overall Veronica is GOAT

    • @DerekChauvinsKnee
      @DerekChauvinsKnee 7 месяцев назад +1

      Really? Your life must be a long series of mediocrity and plainness.

  • @geraldspencer1956
    @geraldspencer1956 11 лет назад +16

    A pack of cigarettes? *cough* *cough*

  • @gopherb3985
    @gopherb3985 5 лет назад +12

    Dante does kinda look like a merchant of death...

    • @katie2893
      @katie2893 2 месяца назад

      i dunno he kinda looks like grant hicks to me

  • @Tasteless_87
    @Tasteless_87 Месяц назад

    I love the cuts to jay and silent bob just smoking outside

  • @mcgannahanskyjellyfetti6854
    @mcgannahanskyjellyfetti6854 3 года назад +5

    A water fire extinguisher that sprays CO2? 1:37 🤔

  • @tomwaters5651
    @tomwaters5651 4 года назад +5

    Should have ended this one with the kids buying smokes

  • @tarrasque419
    @tarrasque419 4 года назад +5

    Look at punk rock Walt in the front of the group.. jesus christ hes so young..

  • @wowimhigh
    @wowimhigh Год назад +2

    You can smell it

  • @christian.xavier.villagran
    @christian.xavier.villagran 7 лет назад +16

    cough cough pack of cigarettes? LMAO

  • @wind-upbird9513
    @wind-upbird9513 3 года назад +6

    Chewing gum salesman truly evil people

  • @imperialproductions9440
    @imperialproductions9440 6 лет назад +7

    i love clerks and j and silent bob, Hollywood don't make movies like these no more, i loved this shit in my child hood and teenage hood

    • @briangriffin5701
      @briangriffin5701 6 лет назад +6

      Hollywood didn't make this movie. A guy from Jersey did.

    • @jraddd3477
      @jraddd3477 5 лет назад

      and adulthood

    • @justinholland9844
      @justinholland9844 Год назад

      ​@@briangriffin5701Exactly. It's an indie film.

  • @DerekChauvinsKnee
    @DerekChauvinsKnee 7 месяцев назад

    What's weird was they were all throwing cigarettes at Dante. Like, you were out of cigarettes and that's why you were in line to buy some more.

  • @daverindone655
    @daverindone655 5 лет назад +5

    A sovereign citizen before they existed.

    • @victorrain
      @victorrain 5 лет назад +1

      I think that dollar covered the sales tax, so I don’t think so.

  • @Bramhallthefifth
    @Bramhallthefifth 10 лет назад +46

    of course he brought up the nazis.. Godwin's law even comes into effect with straw man arguments. haha

    • @skateordie002
      @skateordie002 9 лет назад +4

      +rongermanjr This production was so far and away from Hollywood, it's hilarious. This, with Sex, Lies & Videotape, El Mariachi, Pi and Reservoir Dogs ushered for a new era for indie film, this has nothing to do with Hollywood.
      I catch the sentiment but remember to research before commenting, it hurts nobody.

    • @Bramhallthefifth
      @Bramhallthefifth 9 лет назад

      Robert Lugo "I catch the sentiment..."
      did you just lend credence to an anti-semitic remark?

    • @skateordie002
      @skateordie002 9 лет назад +1

      Osborne Kex I meant in the sense that Jewish people mostly run Hollywood. I'm sorry, maybe I was being stupid, I was tired and sometimes I don't see the whole of a comment, that's how I met a friend of mine. A simple mispelling. If anti-semitic is how I came off, I'm sorry.

    • @Bramhallthefifth
      @Bramhallthefifth 9 лет назад

      Robert Lugo don't worry about it. honestly i should have called out the other guy when he said it but i wasn't paying attention.

  • @josephhickman1306
    @josephhickman1306 4 года назад +1

    Don't mess with Veronica when she's having bad day dealing with idiots!😃🤔😅😎ha

  • @Fletcher._art
    @Fletcher._art 5 лет назад +4

    Is that Walter from comic book men?

  • @allisonkeller8235
    @allisonkeller8235 8 лет назад +13

    53 dollars what are they buying buy the cartons

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 7 лет назад +2

      Allison Keller I wish it were that cheap now.

    • @ryanm9105
      @ryanm9105 5 лет назад

      Allison Keller g That definitely sounds like a carton price after tax early 90s. Maybe not the best rate; but it depends if you buy your cartons at corner stores, grocery, etc.

    • @jennj2049
      @jennj2049 4 года назад

      This came out in Oct 1994! It was so long ago but in a strange way it doesn't feel that long! I live in KY I get 2 packs for right under $10. I'm from NY though, up there your lucky to get 2 packs for under $20! Crazy

    • @lilmike2710
      @lilmike2710 3 года назад

      Smokes averaged $1.98 a pack then.. Over $20 and people would buy elsewhere

    • @lilmike2710
      @lilmike2710 3 года назад +1

      @@jennj2049 i drive a truck OTR... Missouri has the cheapest smokes in the US due to lowest taxes. As of this writing, a pack of marlboro can be bought for $4.89 per pkg.

  • @josephhickman7244
    @josephhickman7244 5 лет назад +5

    Welcome to Jersey, chelios gum sales man invoking riot
    😎🤣

  • @Phinal_Flash
    @Phinal_Flash 7 лет назад +7

    I have TMJ. So, neither smoking or chewing gum is good for me.

  • @abelmantor7557
    @abelmantor7557 5 месяцев назад

    Nice entrance.

  • @sprat5847
    @sprat5847 12 лет назад +3

    You can smell it...

  • @dcsmooth
    @dcsmooth 2 года назад +1

    The Chewlies rep is back!!!

  • @ciaranmcloughlin7165
    @ciaranmcloughlin7165 3 года назад +1

    I actually forgot about this subplot.

  • @garygarrison7385
    @garygarrison7385 11 лет назад +7

    i would of believed she was 40

  • @forgot1153
    @forgot1153 3 года назад +1

    So glad this kind of thing only happens in the movies.
    Oh, wait.

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 8 лет назад +4

    0:50 - "Fuckin' Nazi!"

  • @000xyz
    @000xyz 5 лет назад +6

    God i love her and her lasagnia

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 5 лет назад +1

      There's no I in Lasagna!!!

    • @Trev0r98
      @Trev0r98 2 года назад

      @@MrParkerman6 There is in "lasagnia", though.

  • @lilmike2710
    @lilmike2710 3 года назад +1

    $1.98 for a pack of Cambridge.

  • @katie2893
    @katie2893 Год назад

    i could really go for some gum right about now

  • @robb3743
    @robb3743 4 года назад +13

    Who would've thought Kevin Smith predicted the mob mentality that lead to this incredible ovrreaction to COVID-19

  • @phoenix259
    @phoenix259 2 года назад +2

    This is literally what the guy who started the Antivax movement did

  • @lucarmyfool4800
    @lucarmyfool4800 4 месяца назад

    It's not "smoking" or "smokers", but stinkers and stinking!!!

  • @HC-qc5rp
    @HC-qc5rp Год назад

    TF2 achievement sound

  • @jimboslice6367
    @jimboslice6367 2 года назад

    I love this scene

  • @bk2use
    @bk2use Год назад +1

    2:13

  • @holden6104
    @holden6104 7 лет назад +1

    You can't write shit like this.

  • @joe16730
    @joe16730 4 года назад +7

    This is literally what today's politics are like 🙄

    • @thegageinator805
      @thegageinator805 3 года назад

      No, that's what politics are. Wrap your head around that first.

  • @sendtownjose
    @sendtownjose 5 лет назад +7

    America in a nutshell

  • @El-Mac795
    @El-Mac795 3 года назад

    Guy reminds my of Christopher from sopranos 😂🤦‍♂️

  • @johncanales8164
    @johncanales8164 2 года назад

    Wordle 2/19/22 brought me here

  • @Lonnie-n3b
    @Lonnie-n3b 6 месяцев назад

    I stand corrected i love a girl like Dante .. where is she hit me up

  • @gillian_seed8358
    @gillian_seed8358 2 года назад

    Oh no I’ve been Mandela-affected, I could have sworn it was “Chewies gum” which would make more sense anyway…..damn you’s CERN damn you’s!!!

  • @Mr.Pickles519
    @Mr.Pickles519 10 лет назад +2

    My god.
    Its Adam Kokesh.

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 11 лет назад

    Back then? Eh, I believed she was in her early 20s.

  • @mcmarkmarkson7115
    @mcmarkmarkson7115 4 года назад +3

    At least I fund cancer research and heavy taxes aaaaand my retirement won't cost you much ;-) You're welcome.

  • @nathanmaizels7690
    @nathanmaizels7690 8 лет назад +2

    0:30

  • @paulguseman6004
    @paulguseman6004 2 года назад +1

    Modern politics in a nutshell.

  • @chefcook09
    @chefcook09 4 года назад +1

    Straightedge>>>>weed, cigarettes, and alcohol

  • @PotatoesAndWater
    @PotatoesAndWater 10 лет назад

    1:39 Warning by Black Sabbath ?

  • @josephhickman7244
    @josephhickman7244 5 лет назад

    Veronica true ble Jersey gal saved dante

  • @bobgrenier1354
    @bobgrenier1354 9 лет назад +1

    Classic

  • @willowandluka5302
    @willowandluka5302 4 года назад

    $30 a week for cigarettes? How many cigarettes were people smoking with cigarettes at $1.50 a pack? Jeezus

    • @Nhamp2000
      @Nhamp2000 3 года назад +1

      Back in the early 90's, I knew a guy who only had to light one cigarette, because he would just use the smoking butt to light his next one. Most of the smokers I knew were two to three pack a day smokers. Of course, they were all able to get hooked in their early teens because cigarette machines were everywhere and they didn't card. Also, it was possible when I was a kid to run to the store to pick up packs for adults.

    • @Kreege
      @Kreege 3 года назад +1

      new jersey tobacco taxes are no joke

    • @robfinlay8058
      @robfinlay8058 3 года назад +1

      If you could smoke at work at your workstation, which you could in many offices/factories etc then, it's easy to see how someone could smoke 2-3 packs a day. It's not like today when you went outside for a smoke once an hour or so.

  • @therealKINDLE
    @therealKINDLE 9 лет назад +4

    I don't get it.. this isn't funny in the slightest. ????

    • @IggyMontpellierPro
      @IggyMontpellierPro 9 лет назад +5

      KINDLE Watch the whole movie.

    • @therealKINDLE
      @therealKINDLE 9 лет назад +1

      *****
      *Immature

    • @danwroy
      @danwroy 9 лет назад

      +KINDLE No but see it was wacky and um

    • @dasein9980
      @dasein9980 8 лет назад +12

      +KINDLE Some people just don't get it.

    • @johnward6361
      @johnward6361 8 лет назад +7

      +KINDLE it is kind of stupid out of context. it was kind of an ongoing gag the whole movie. this is kind of like the punchline without the joke.

  • @StanBurns
    @StanBurns 11 месяцев назад

    This one of the greatest movies of all time !!!!!

  • @jimboslice6367
    @jimboslice6367 2 года назад

    I love this scene