@@theprinceoftides6836 Because he and the Eagles, who are basically gods on Middle Earth, would be corrupted by the One Ring; Because Mordor is heavily defended; Because Sauron would see them coming; Because you're an idiot.
Oh... god. He would rip them a new asshole. As for Kevin, I would only hope he would write Randall’s scathing review based on what he would say, not as an extension of Kevin.
Hell yeah! Lord of the Rings early series were far much much better than the new Star Wars movies from Hell. I'm begging Kevin Smith to roast them movies next.
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He fell for one of the classic 2 blunders. One, never get involved in a land war in Asia. And two, never get in a Star Wars versus lord of The Rings argument with Randall Graves.
Christopher Lee played basically the same part in both trilogies (prequels for Star Wars) The main villain in the 2nd movie. The 2nd in command to the main villain. Both were once great powers for good who fell to darkness. Both died in the first act of the third movie. Both captured the protagonist and tried to convert them to his side.
Hey I think I have a WW I did it at while I didn’t know that OK so it says hey I think I have a Volkswagen hey I think I have a WW I did it while I don’t know that OK so it says hey I think I have a Volkswagen hey I think
In technology class our teacher made us watch a documentery on the making of the lord of rings trilogy. I never looked at movies the same after that. The amount of work put into that trilogy blows my mind.
As someone who grew up on Star Wars but also enjoys & respects Tolkien's work, this is just as much gold to me today as it was when I was a kid. Say what you will about Clerks II (The original is better, of course), but it's funny as all hell at points.
One of the fun little quirks of Kevin Smith movies (I find) is that they assume most of the side characters are just as down to talk about random nerdy BS as the lead characters. I love LOTR and Star Wars but if I were in a restaurant and saw the employee putting on this big of a performance in his argument in the middle of the store I’d just feel embarrassed for him. That said, I *was* this employee when I was 18 so some of that cringe is self-directed, knowing what it looked like to others.
No it wasn’t. The whole arc of Frodo was to save the shire and in doing so once returning he realized you can never go back. You hear that from a lot of war veterans.
I actually played this Argument to some Guy at Wacken (German Metal Festival) who had not seen Clerks 2. He ended up getting so mad about it, he wanted to drive back home 😂
@@20TheGame09 Fucking awful, too. You can make me sit through Ben-Hur 1959, The Ten Commandments and Spartacus because every second of those old epics were well made, extraordinary and had emotion. LOTR is sleep inducing garbage.
He is such a lotr fan. That he actually visualized what randal was saying about frodo and Sam and it made him throw up lmaooo. Not to much that it has been a theory for yrs that frodo was secretly in love with sam.
Pretty hilarious scene ...considering the patron kept throwing prequel slanders at him, which all failed because Randall didnt care about those movies 😆 "There's only ONE trilogy...and its Of The Jedi"
Randall had a point with the logical closure points, my brother in law and his dad said them and the audience kept getting up and down off the seats when ROTK came out, imagine seeing the extended edition in theater when you’ve never seen the movies at all.
I mean the movies got off easy, they omitted the Scouring of the Shire. In the books the Ring is destroyed at the halfway point. The other half is all the stuff that happens after that. My biggest pet peeve about the ending was the stupid fade to black that made it feel like 20 endings. That was definitely a bad choice of editing technique that still bothers me.
@@CatMaster90001You forgot to put 1 and 1 together here CatMaster. Randal is just the expression of Kevin Smith. When Randal's mouth is moving, it is Kevin's thought process that come out. Being how Kevin wrote Randal to be a closeted H.Sexual. Get it now?
@@OldieWan That makes even less sense than before, actually. Yes, Randal is meant to represent Kevin Smith himself to a degree, anyone who knows anything about Smith himself and his filmography already knows that. That doesn't automatically mean Randal is a one-to-one clone of Smith, that's a major leap in logic if I ever saw one. They're two very different people with very different approaches to similar situations. Is calling Kevin Smith gay just because he ruined He-Man for you the most constructive use of your time? Go touch grass, bub, you clearly need it.
I'm in my late 20's now and since childhood, I never got into Star Wars, it just never interested me. It's just seem to me like one of those things where people wants to be associated with it, just to make themselves look cool in front of other people cause it's also an huge part of pop culture but LOTR trilogy, now that was something else, 12 hours of epic saga to blow your mind. I loved it instantly. Also we have seen many movies like Star Wars which was set in space, it just come and go but movies like Lord of the Rings comes once in a lifetime.
@Akshay Natu You know, the first Star wars movie IS a medieval story: A young farm boy with a destiny has to rescue a princess from the castle where she is imprisoned by a dark knight. An old knight gives the farm boy a magic sword. A rogue with a secret heart of gold helps him on his journey.
Rogue One is the only good Star Wars that came out, everything else was trash. The Force Awakens was great at first because nostalgia but once you took off your rose-tinted glasses it really wasn't that good either lol
I remember this scene from when I was in middle school lol one of the funniest scenes I’ve ever seen dude got so worked up over lord of the rings he threw up LMAOOO
Randal also had a point on how Sam looked at Frodo. NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT. But it did look like Frodo and Sam were going to make out or something.
LotR is a massive epic made for old souls. Not everyone likes Shakespeare, but its literature. Randall is still immature and wants pew pew action in his movies and that's about it.
If you'd told me in 2006 that they're gonna make 3 more Hobbit movies and 5 more Star Wars movies, and NOT ONE of them will be truly relevant in the long-term cultural zeitgeist... I'd have said... "damn, the future sucks".
Love how Randall loves to rip open a new one on nerds,but he's eager to fight for the honor of Star wars,without noticing how much of a nerd he's coming off as 😂
Enjoyed the first two original Star Wars movies which were perfect yet return of the Jedi was good but I had issues like Ewoks, the dumb surprise about leia being the sister to Luke which was just a cheap attempt to capture the magic of Vader as Luke’s dad and all. Lord of the rings is my favorite of the two trilogies
The Star Wars prequels as well as the lord of rings prequels are actually quite good now they actually withstand the test of time Hayden christensen's actually done a lot better now he's become like wine gets better with age
He is in a TV show called Chuck. Was in Charmed, Frasier, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Just Shoot Me and The Pretender to name a few more known shows. He looks a little bit like Quentin Tarantino. He's got a few acting credits to his name Edit - here's his acting credits. m.imdb.com/name/nm0918858/filmotype/actor?ref_=m_nmfm_1
My wife watched something, Scorpion I think it was called, about a group of high IQ people, was pretty shit but this guy was in a couple episodes and my wife hated him and I loved him so used that to wind her up, think he was called Ray in that??
No joke. Randals pacing across the room is literally what I did while watching Fellowship of the Rings when it came out (i was 13 and with my parents, so i didn't exactly have the option of just walking out of the movie) So i just paced up and down the aisle until it was over
@@halwakka504 For ADHD kids who can't sit still. Even if a movie is bad, you don't have to pace up and down aisles in a public venue. Theres no reason for that unless you have something wrong with you.
Sounds like you’re an idiot with a short attention span. I was 6 watching the Fellowship and I sat there watching it very intently and loving every second. You were 13 and couldn’t do what a 6 year old could? 😂
Fun fact: Kevin Smith was originally going to use David Cross (Tobias from Arrested Development) as the LOTR fan, but due to schedule conflicts it couldn't happen. This guy, from Alias, was the second choice.
@@brizzle711 that same year Downey Jr. got nominated for an Oscar for playing a silly character in a silly action comedy directed by Ben Stiller. You sure Ledger won that Oscar automatically, lad? I think he won because the Academy wasn't so pretentious with its major categories like they usually are and were lenient to give mainstream films attention.
I’ve never seen this movie, but that guy’s summary of the Lord of the Rings film made me laugh my ass off. 😂 And to be fair, there IS a lot of walking in those movies. 😆 I’m not dissing the movies or anything, I thought they were pretty good, I’m just saying that this was funny.
I never understood why the guy threw up. I mean sure a brick in someone's mouth is disgusting, but not enough for me to be sick over the mention of it. He must have really been dwelling on it and replaying it in his mind 1000 times.
@@antielric482 i call bs but ok... first off am not a lotr nerd, am a film god ok... well film fan but end of the day, you couldn't come near touching the lord of the rings trilogy, so talk all you want
The Hobbit was 310 pages, not 8, and guess what?: 2001: A Space Odyssey = short story, 8 pages. Brokeback Mountain = short story, 30 pages. The Fly = short story, 32 pages The Birds = short story, 75 pages ... just to name a few.
"3 movies of people walking to a fuckin' volcano. Even the fuckin' trees walked in those movies." hahahaha
@Akshay Natu somebody get a load of this guy^
@Akshay Natu looks like you still dream of the Sam/Frodo suck fest
That shit was so fuckin funny
FnA, why doesn't Gandalf just ride one of his Eagles and drop the bloody ring in a flybuy at Mt Doom. BOOM, problem solved lol.
@@theprinceoftides6836 Because he and the Eagles, who are basically gods on Middle Earth, would be corrupted by the One Ring; Because Mordor is heavily defended; Because Sauron would see them coming; Because you're an idiot.
We need Clerks 3 to see Randall’s thoughts on the last Star Wars movies
Amen
Yes!!!
Shit I hope
Oh... god. He would rip them a new asshole. As for Kevin, I would only hope he would write Randall’s scathing review based on what he would say, not as an extension of Kevin.
Hell yeah! Lord of the Rings early series were far much much better than the new Star Wars movies from Hell. I'm begging Kevin Smith to roast them movies next.
I love the LOTR, but “Even the fucking trees walked in those movies!” slays me every time.
How could you love the LOTR? 😂 Randall summed it up pretty well! haha
@@TeamPaidToDrive I guess I just like walking ;)
@@tlo4sheelo Especially the trees!
As a violently passionate star wars fan, lotr tells a better story in a much better way, walking trees and all lmao
@@elmanuele Star Wars had brilliant ideas but fumbled parts of the story is my opinion, LOTR never fumbled.
The guys face looks like he could play Stan in a live action American dad.
I thought that was Robbie rotten from lazytown
He looks like Mac Tonite without his shades.
"Even the trees walked in those movies!"
"Fuckin A" 😵
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Gold
Good job dolt. You can transcribe. Thank you
'Oh, what the fuck happened to this world?' Just wait a few more years and 2006 will seem great.
2006 was a really cool year ngl
yeap...2000s was a geat year
2006 was a great year, Colts won the SB!
The biggest rivalry was blink or sum. Good times
Yeah ‘06 was awesome. Way better than now
He fell for one of the classic 2 blunders. One, never get involved in a land war in Asia. And two, never get in a Star Wars versus lord of The Rings argument with Randall Graves.
Vigo 894 and now the Hobbit
"To think, it was your cup that was poisoned"
".....they were both poisoned"
“Where was I?”
Inconceivable!
@@timjergans5792 I do not think that word means what you think it means.
I like that Randall painted the image so vivid in the nerd's mind he had to hurl.
Christopher Lee played basically the same part in both trilogies (prequels for Star Wars)
The main villain in the 2nd movie.
The 2nd in command to the main villain.
Both were once great powers for good who fell to darkness.
Both died in the first act of the third movie.
Both captured the protagonist and tried to convert them to his side.
He probably thought about that while he was performing.
Dracula. The Man with the Golden Gun.
"they are not gay, they are hobbits!"
"Captain Picard is not gay. He's British."
🤣🤣🤣
@@valentinoquinn7952 and you also watch this movie on tubi
@@franksbtka1624 I thought he was french
"Flat out bricks in frodos mouth"😂😂😂 shit kills me
But did you die?
@@ryline666 I got shot.
@@vaddix9980 Wasn't asking you. But I hope you're okay.
@@ryline666 You're quoting a movie that was released years later.
I understood. OP doesn't.
I died laughing myself lol
I didn't know Quentin Tarantino was in this movie and is a fan of Lord of the Rings?
Wow. I did knot now that ether 🥊⛳️🎬
Hey I think I have a WW I did it at while I didn’t know that OK so it says hey I think I have a Volkswagen hey I think I have a WW I did it while I don’t know that OK so it says hey I think I have a Volkswagen hey I think
Looks fucking nothing like Quentin Tarantino are you on acid?
Hapsburg jaw
@@CivilianPr0ject - He looks like the guy who played Robbie Rotten!
That Padme, Mannequin Skywalker line was hilarious!
I gonna sued you for making fun of me.
Every line was hilarious.
In technology class our teacher made us watch a documentery on the making of the lord of rings trilogy. I never looked at movies the same after that. The amount of work put into that trilogy blows my mind.
If you haven’t already seen them, watch the extended version behind the scenes. Even more mind blowing than BtS on cinema version🤘🏻🤘🏻
I agree those movies logically should've been impossible to make due to the amount of work ethic everyone involved had to put in
crazy how it took that much effort to make a movie about a bunch of guys walking to a volcano
The most difficult shoot of all time was for James Cameron's The Abyss (1989).
I remember that they had an entire department that just made the chain mail.
I remember watching this in the movie theater, my stomach cramped so hard from laughing
F*cking A
I greatly prefer LOTR, but this is just hilarious.
Lol rent free
@@Raymond-gs5nd huh?
@@austin_madore9417 he's referring to the guys name.
The weirdest part is that some Ring fans agree with Randall on that one.
@@Raymond-gs5nd No, the cocksuckers who stormed the capital on January 6 are rent free.
3:12
Brings a whole new meaning to Sam's line, "Share the load!"
🤢🤮
Waaaay underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣
" Give it to us raw "
I just discovered this joke and I’m regretting it
😂😂😂😂
As someone who grew up on Star Wars but also enjoys & respects Tolkien's work, this is just as much gold to me today as it was when I was a kid. Say what you will about Clerks II (The original is better, of course), but it's funny as all hell at points.
Love that he felt the need to switch hats before taking the customers order
Welcome to Mooby's can I take your order?
“… oh, sick burn” is so fucking perfect then it gets even better when Randall says “then Samm flat out bricks in Frodo’s mouth”
"Fuckin' A" best line in this scene. Him realizing Randal is spitting facts.
I think Lord of the Rings is better, but i did laugh at the Sam Frodo gay part.
@@colinm8200 both are extremely boring and made for children
@@igorz4582 Are they now?
@@igorz4582 I think I just found the worst take of all time.
@@igorz4582 So do you not play video games either? F off
The best part about this scene is the two customers that stop eating their food to watch the argument... Fucking ay 🤣🤣
Lmaoo yeah I thought they were gonna be like "look at those losers" but no, "Fucking A"
Food and a show
One of the fun little quirks of Kevin Smith movies (I find) is that they assume most of the side characters are just as down to talk about random nerdy BS as the lead characters.
I love LOTR and Star Wars but if I were in a restaurant and saw the employee putting on this big of a performance in his argument in the middle of the store I’d just feel embarrassed for him.
That said, I *was* this employee when I was 18 so some of that cringe is self-directed, knowing what it looked like to others.
@@crowns9966 hey almost a year but help me out, the guy saying fucking A is agreeing with Randall? Or is he implying Asshole? Damn English
Got to admit, the logical closure point was a solid argument.
Sam did give some tug and suck vibes during that scene so I get it.
No it wasn’t. The whole arc of Frodo was to save the shire and in doing so once returning he realized you can never go back. You hear that from a lot of war veterans.
The ring destroyed was the closure of the plot, frodo at the haven is closure of the story.
So you want 12 hours of background, character establishment, plot, subplot, and story arcs to just end with one basic single scene? Makes sense.
People would have asked what happened next
The customer looks like the tallest dwarf in the world.
It's Quentin Tarantino
@@heir2n018 it’s Kevin weisman not Tino lmao
When I was a teen these movies were awesome. Now that I'm 40 making minimum wage these movies are just depressing.
lotr or clerks.......both? xD
I hear ya
"Look at you two, whipping out your preciouses!" xD
“Whippin out yer precious’ “ gets me every fucking time
Say what you want about jesus 🤣 but leave the rings out of this
Idk how how they filmed this scene without falling into hysterics lol
Godzilla fans vs Kong fans be like "There is only ONE king of the monsters and it ain't Kong"
Kong is King, but what is a King...to a God?
@@beckonerseven9517 but what is a god to a non believer?
@@blackiemcblackerson8687
Stomps on you while you're entire body is a pile of broken mush .. Godzilla : Do you believe now?
@@vladimir-savage72 *muffled mhmm
Why be a king, when you could be a God?
I actually played this Argument to some Guy at Wacken (German Metal Festival) who had not seen Clerks 2. He ended up getting so mad about it, he wanted to drive back home 😂
Did he puke when he said sam bricks in groups mouth
LMAO
Randall Graves deserves his own show
"Those Hobbit movies were boring as hell"
A quote well ahead of it's time.
What ones is he referring to?The hobbits movies i know were shot after this video was published.
@@uioplkhj Fellowship of the Ring, Two Towers and Return of the King. All of which were boring as fuck. I fell asleep watching fellowship.
@@20TheGame09 clearly the academy didn't
@@TheChekan maybe they were all just too high to notice.
@@20TheGame09 Fucking awful, too. You can make me sit through Ben-Hur 1959, The Ten Commandments and Spartacus because every second of those old epics were well made, extraordinary and had emotion. LOTR is sleep inducing garbage.
Lol okay *WHY DID HE JUST PUKE?!* Was he so genuinely disgusted by the argument or did something else happen? 😂😂😂
It was the thought of Sam and Frodo having sex.
Well Randall did insert a mental picture of Sam shitting in Fredo’s mouth.
@@Putinhuylo3 Thank you for that clarifying that.
i think he honestly half validated randal mentally and was disgusted by HIMSELF XD for partially agreeing with randal
He is such a lotr fan. That he actually visualized what randal was saying about frodo and Sam and it made him throw up lmaooo. Not to much that it has been a theory for yrs that frodo was secretly in love with sam.
Im so old I remember when it was star wars vs. Star trek.
JJ ruined em both. Please stop hiring this guy.
Both Star Wars and Star Trek suck now. LotR FTW!
@@andmicbro1 star trek always sucked. Star wars is dead in movies but its killing it with its shows. And Lord of the Rings is Lord of the Rings
@@ArkSucksAtGames imagine that, when you don't have an absolute hack directing, you actually get good content
It still IS Star Wars vs Star Trek. LOTR is irrelevant. 😑
I too am a fan of the original trilogy
Phantom Blood
Battle Tendency
Stardust Crusaders
Shut the fuck up.
@@RandyRelish99 calm down son, it’s just a RUclips comment.
Shut the fuck up.
@@RandyRelish99 how bout no
@@RandyRelish99 Change your profile pic you little weeb
the subtle acting in the way he said "and one ring to bind them" is really incredible
The dead quiet besides the intense argument is gold
Pretty hilarious scene ...considering the patron kept throwing prequel slanders at him, which all failed because Randall didnt care about those movies 😆
"There's only ONE trilogy...and its Of The Jedi"
“Even the fucking _trees_ walked in those movies.” 😂
Randall had a point with the logical closure points, my brother in law and his dad said them and the audience kept getting up and down off the seats when ROTK came out, imagine seeing the extended edition in theater when you’ve never seen the movies at all.
I mean the movies got off easy, they omitted the Scouring of the Shire. In the books the Ring is destroyed at the halfway point. The other half is all the stuff that happens after that.
My biggest pet peeve about the ending was the stupid fade to black that made it feel like 20 endings. That was definitely a bad choice of editing technique that still bothers me.
@@andmicbro1 I love LOTR more than SW
@@jameshaggerty8348that didn't age well
There's only one John, and it ain't "Carter"; it's "Wick"
Connor
Cena
Fuck those two pussies. McClane is king
@@EnriqueTortellini fuck John Cena
@@ximenam8198 I was almost going to pick McClane, but it had to be one or the other
I fucking love the term "Sam flat out fuckin' bricks in Frodo's mouth"
Randall has always been the king of projection in these movies.
But Randal isn't gay?
@@CatMaster90001You forgot to put 1 and 1 together here CatMaster. Randal is just the expression of Kevin Smith. When Randal's mouth is moving, it is Kevin's thought process that come out. Being how Kevin wrote Randal to be a closeted H.Sexual. Get it now?
@@OldieWan That makes even less sense than before, actually. Yes, Randal is meant to represent Kevin Smith himself to a degree, anyone who knows anything about Smith himself and his filmography already knows that. That doesn't automatically mean Randal is a one-to-one clone of Smith, that's a major leap in logic if I ever saw one. They're two very different people with very different approaches to similar situations.
Is calling Kevin Smith gay just because he ruined He-Man for you the most constructive use of your time? Go touch grass, bub, you clearly need it.
@@CatMaster90001 TLDR
@@OldieWan Skill issue, old timer
"when little Frito wakes up..." 🤣
That guy could be Quentin Tarantinos brother. He has the same eyes, hair and CHIN
No to mention the attitude
I just came back from the theater after watching the 25 endings of the last movie.
Me and my bf were just having this conversation about which was better and I sent him this 😂🤣
Ha nerds, wait a second I'm here too NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
How did he react i wonder
@Akshay Natu Star Wars is significantly better than LOTR
I'm in my late 20's now and since childhood, I never got into Star Wars, it just never interested me. It's just seem to me like one of those things where people wants to be associated with it, just to make themselves look cool in front of other people cause it's also an huge part of pop culture but LOTR trilogy, now that was something else, 12 hours of epic saga to blow your mind. I loved it instantly. Also we have seen many movies like Star Wars which was set in space, it just come and go but movies like Lord of the Rings comes once in a lifetime.
@Akshay Natu You know, the first Star wars movie IS a medieval story: A young farm boy with a destiny has to rescue a princess from the castle where she is imprisoned by a dark knight. An old knight gives the farm boy a magic sword. A rogue with a secret heart of gold helps him on his journey.
This hasn't aged well has it, Anakins acting is nothing compared to the dumpster fire of the last 3.
@Aaron Sanders Don't do drugs dude.
Rogue One is the only good Star Wars that came out, everything else was trash. The Force Awakens was great at first because nostalgia but once you took off your rose-tinted glasses it really wasn't that good either lol
@@ianfacerollsyou LOL, the movie with the main actoress who cries for 2 minutes than has resting blank face the other 2 hours and shows ZERO emotions.
@@Havik79 still better than any of the other Star Wars that came out
@@ianfacerollsyou That is like diarrhea being better than normal shit, turds a turd.
1:03 - Yep, and it's BACK TO THE FUTURE!
I remember this scene from when I was in middle school lol one of the funniest scenes I’ve ever seen dude got so worked up over lord of the rings he threw up LMAOOO
Come for the clip, stay for the comments
2:51…..the nerd getting pissed off was hilarious
Imagine loving Lord of the Rings so much that you vomit.
That came straight out of nowhere 😅
Return of the King did have at least 6 ending.
Randal also had a point on how Sam looked at Frodo. NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT. But it did look like Frodo and Sam were going to make out or something.
Love the trilogy but ROTK ran on forever
and after all that, they still left out the scouring of the shire
LotR is a massive epic made for old souls. Not everyone likes Shakespeare, but its literature. Randall is still immature and wants pew pew action in his movies and that's about it.
@@AllWillBeRevealed957 Please elaborate with your last statement
If you'd told me in 2006 that they're gonna make 3 more Hobbit movies and 5 more Star Wars movies, and NOT ONE of them will be truly relevant in the long-term cultural zeitgeist... I'd have said... "damn, the future sucks".
can't wait for the last jedi version. lol.
Love how Randall loves to rip open a new one on nerds,but he's eager to fight for the honor of Star wars,without noticing how much of a nerd he's coming off as 😂
Algorithm smalgorithm
Little did he know what they would become, once Disney bought them.
@@psychedelicfright85 He would probably end up like Jeremy from Geeks & Gamers
😂😂 this never gets old
“Fuckin A.”
Like he’s saying “finally someone’s saying it.”
I gotta say, the guy who said that reminds me of the one guy from Godzilla vs Megalon.
1:58 My favorite part of this whole incredible scene.
I love both LOTR and Star Wars equally
Grow some balls and choose ONE!
@@orlfane1622 Which one, the shitty acted prequels or the sequel abominations? At least LOTR is consistent
Enjoyed the first two original Star Wars movies which were perfect yet return of the Jedi was good but I had issues like Ewoks, the dumb surprise about leia being the sister to Luke which was just a cheap attempt to capture the magic of Vader as Luke’s dad and all.
Lord of the rings is my favorite of the two trilogies
"Even the fuckin' trees walked in those movies"
The customer looks like the dude who dressed in blue and biking outfit on some Nick Jr show
I'm sorry but Randal had a perfect summary of these movies, its is the truth. I see why people are upset!
Hmmm, he skips over massive battles and amazing character moments but yeah other than that, he's right lol.
At least now LOTR fans got a shitty prequel trilogy of their own. The cosmic balance is saved.
Now all it needs is a shitty sequel trilogy and two shitty spin-offs.
@@AN474-e1o Don't you worry love, we now have Amazon to take care of that.
That's fair
The Star Wars prequels as well as the lord of rings prequels are actually quite good now they actually withstand the test of time Hayden christensen's actually done a lot better now he's become like wine gets better with age
You are more right then you know. Leave it to Amazon to create the Disney trilogy equivalent
Everyone who disliked this clip can't handle that Randall is right.
The " FVCKING A " always gets me
I know they absolutely despise one another but you got to give them credit for listening to each other
Very unrealistic. :)
Oh I’m the geek? Look at the two of ya whipping out your “preciouses” 🤣🤣🤣
When that customer showed up my first honest-to-god thought was, "He looks familiar, what else was he in?"
He is in a TV show called Chuck. Was in Charmed, Frasier, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Just Shoot Me and The Pretender to name a few more known shows.
He looks a little bit like Quentin Tarantino.
He's got a few acting credits to his name
Edit - here's his acting credits.
m.imdb.com/name/nm0918858/filmotype/actor?ref_=m_nmfm_1
Kevin Weissman
My wife watched something, Scorpion I think it was called, about a group of high IQ people, was pretty shit but this guy was in a couple episodes and my wife hated him and I loved him so used that to wind her up, think he was called Ray in that??
He was the bad guy in the 18th episode of Season 3 of “Charmed”, called “Sin Francisco”, one of the greatest episodes of the series.
These three have so much more to discuss now. So. much. more. I think Randal has the edge.
No joke. Randals pacing across the room is literally what I did while watching Fellowship of the Rings when it came out (i was 13 and with my parents, so i didn't exactly have the option of just walking out of the movie) So i just paced up and down the aisle until it was over
They have medications for that
@@highpineapple For bad taste in movies?
@@halwakka504 I wish.
@@halwakka504 For ADHD kids who can't sit still. Even if a movie is bad, you don't have to pace up and down aisles in a public venue. Theres no reason for that unless you have something wrong with you.
Sounds like you’re an idiot with a short attention span. I was 6 watching the Fellowship and I sat there watching it very intently and loving every second. You were 13 and couldn’t do what a 6 year old could? 😂
I just realized Elias has his ears covered well Randall explains his ending version
Just heard about clerks 3 and I had to watch this 😅 I’m excited for the new movie
Damn, in 2024 this hits different
LOVE this scene. Good movie.
Fun fact: Kevin Smith was originally going to use David Cross (Tobias from Arrested Development) as the LOTR fan, but due to schedule conflicts it couldn't happen. This guy, from Alias, was the second choice.
I actually wonder how this would've turned out if David Cross were in this, now that you mentioned it.
“One ring to rule the world”-*Elias*
Game of Thrones after Season 3.
I love both LOTR and Star Wars but I'm Team Randall 😂
Damn you know he's a die hard fan of LOTR that he pictured it and it made him barf
I gotta say, those are some rookie numbers watching Fellowship only three times.
I think they mean in theaters. But yeah, I agree.
Marvel vs DC fans
It's been 2 years already. Your comment should have way more likes by now.
To be fair, star wars is a telenovela in a galaxy far far away XD
Most under rated scene ever, what a amazing act.
If George Lucas had released Red Tails this year he would won the Oscar.
The brilliance of this comment lies in it’s subtlety.
Oh, shit! I'd say shots fired, but I'd probably get SWATed for that.
I don’t know wasn’t Chadwick Bozeman going to win best actor and Anthony Hopkins got it instead? I know that was a big deal the day after.
@@icantthinkofacooname3025 they only expected him to win because he died. Like how Heath ledger automatically won because he died.
@@brizzle711 that same year Downey Jr. got nominated for an Oscar for playing a silly character in a silly action comedy directed by Ben Stiller. You sure Ledger won that Oscar automatically, lad? I think he won because the Academy wasn't so pretentious with its major categories like they usually are and were lenient to give mainstream films attention.
I’ve never seen this movie, but that guy’s summary of the Lord of the Rings film made me laugh my ass off. 😂 And to be fair, there IS a lot of walking in those movies. 😆 I’m not dissing the movies or anything, I thought they were pretty good, I’m just saying that this was funny.
Star Wars and Lord of the Rings are both great.
There's 3 trilogies: Star Wars, LotR (which I've only seen parts of) and Back to the Future
Love BTTF but that was a forced and unplanned trilogy...
Lmao when he says "bones" to fistbump
LOL I was just watching the scene, while this video was playing. LOL
Angela Wolf yeah, that’s how videos work.
@@takehirotaniguchi6271 I mean, I was watching lotr on tv, while watching this video on youtube, "When he gave him that Gay look ..." I laugh. XD
I never understood why the guy threw up. I mean sure a brick in someone's mouth is disgusting, but not enough for me to be sick over the mention of it. He must have really been dwelling on it and replaying it in his mind 1000 times.
He is so upset with the conversation that it makes him throw up. KS has talked about it a few times.
I love both trilogies but I prefer THE LORD OD THE RINGS!
We know its you Jar Jar!
Star Wars Original Trilogy and Prequel trilogy (yes i said that) > LOTR > Disney’s Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
@@spartanracer You actually wrote that. But the prequels are terrible films.
funny when starwar nerds defend their awardless films
@@antielric482 i call bs but ok... first off am not a lotr nerd, am a film god ok... well film fan
but end of the day, you couldn't come near touching the lord of the rings trilogy, so talk all you want
Hahahahahahaha 🤝
I clicked on this video because the picture of that guy looks like Quentin Tarantino had a baby with Mr. Bean.
I made my girlfriend watch all three Lord of the rings movies just so I can show her this scene.
😂😂😂
I forgot how Fucken hard I laughed when I first watched this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And this was before the Hobbits movies came out. My god, they were a children's book of 8 literal pages stretched out to 3 fuckin movies. 😆🤣
So what? Star Wars was a comic book stretched out to 9 movies.
@@cozzietwothousand2707 no it wasn't lol, post a source.
@@wiseguy01 It was their creative equivalent. Just sayin.' And BTW, The Hobbit was 310 pages, not eight, so why don't you take the OP to task?
The Hobbit was 310 pages, not 8, and guess what?:
2001: A Space Odyssey = short story, 8 pages.
Brokeback Mountain = short story, 30 pages.
The Fly = short story, 32 pages
The Birds = short story, 75 pages
... just to name a few.
@@cozzietwothousand2707 because i don't give a fuck about Lord Of The Rings, lol. You got a source or not?
Oh hey, it's Dr. Finkel!