I grow up in China. Got hits from my grandpa sometimes for no reason. I asked him why, His words ‘No why. Just keep you in a good discipline. Making sure you wouldn’t do bad thing.’ So I started to dodge sometimes, cuz I wasn’t do anything bad, but I was still getting hits from him. When I grow up, I joined my first Muay Thai class at Montreal, my trainer told me ‘wow, you r really good at dodging.’ ‘Yeah, well, that’s one of my surviving skills.’
My mom used to do this. It's torture. You learn how to solve conflicts with your fists, not with words. Im saying that as someone who has hurt many people for no reason but my bad self control. Im terribly sorry but it's my mothers fault that I am who I am. Probably going to end up in jail some day.
I met Russell late one night at a Boston Pizza in Sudbury in July of this year, he was the most down to earth person. He genuinely took the time to stop, chat and take a photo with everyone that was interested on his way out. A true Canadian icon.
@@ShawnFX so my mother's friend had 4 kids.... Lived in a 2 bedroom apartment. She didn't have a bedroom so sometimes she'd have to share a room with her two daughters who at the time were in elementary school lol
Oh I'm Greek and got my ass whipped with all kinds of items. Dad's belt is classic, mom used whatever came first rolling pin, fly swatter you name it. i remember me and my brother used to put on all the underwear we had before we would get our ass smacked because we tought it'll make it less painful lol good old times
hahaha similar to Malay too. We got ass whipped by rattan (extreme elastic and dense wood), belt, pinch and slap..the most severe punishment is that we are tied to a tree and got bitten by fruit ants. But of course this is nothing compared to ancient Sparta punishments.
mom: come here.. me: no, you will hit me mom: no, i will not, come here me: *walks to her* my mom throws her slippers at me: i told you to come at once !! why didn't you ?!
@Genevieve Eh, it depends. Some don't. But one time I was 8 and made a prank. My daddo hit me so hard that 10-15 minutes later I pulled a 10cm string of clotted blood out of my nose. The prank? Daddo was playing a videogame and just got past a hard part ... I pushed a key and sent him back. Edit: And... and it wasn't an isolated event. One time I was 3 or something like that. My parents were yelling and arguing. I mocked their arguing with some gibberish "blah blah blah" and got slapped that moment.
@@ilyssiaaulnay7509 So what's your point? I have Italian friends and their parents used to hit them when they were kids if they behaved badly just like my country Kenya. Russell was mostly talking about the white Americans or Brits that don't hit their children which is kinda true because majority of them don't.
You call itteaching to respect authority and be disciplined; I call it breaking a child's spirit and giving the world another fucked up, misfit individual.
Kids like Ryan shouldn't even exist. The stuff you'd have to let your kid get away with for them to become that brazen and disrespectful is way more than even a mediocre parent would allow.
@@kylejohnson3889 everyone was getting I to the comments. People calling g others child abusers. Weak parents. Feminism. All kinds of stuff. So I thought it be funny to through "racist" into people comments and then watch everyone lose their minds lol
You know, in Eastern Europe we're also white. And man, do we get some beating. In my country we even have several proverbs like: "beating builds character" "beat them so they respect you"
Hi, Man. Wow, as a kid who grew up in Russia, I know something about being beaten up...not ruthlessly or on everyday basis (still, a Jewish family) but as a punishment for some misdeeds. Btw, my great grand dad was killed in Bulgaria, as a Russian soldier, during the Russia-Turkey War, fighting the Turks on the Russian side. Bulgarians have always been kind to Jews, even during the Holocaust. Thanks, friend.
My sainted 4'11" Latina mother was deadly accurate with drinking cups, coffee mugs, dinnerware, mops, bleach bottles...whatever was within arms reach, and hand to hand combat was no problem for her either. I thank God for mom, and the vicious beatings I took at the hands of my father. Instead of going to college I probably would have ended up in prison.
As a Hungarian, I am dying laughing 😂😂 my Granny used to chase me around the kitchen with a wooden spoon 😂 not every white family is a soy latte drinking, sandal wearing, kumbaya singing liberal haha
I didn't get beat by my parents but my grandparents were Hungarian and my mom told me they would beat her for being the wrong weight lmao. Funny enough my mom was too afraid to beat me for running in the streets randomly and I had that problem for a good while until my grandma caught me, dragged me back into the house, and had my grandpa paddle me for a good while when I was 5 😂😂. Funny enough I have a great relationship with them to this day.
Irish, my mom did the exact same thing. I remember running under the table with that sensation of fear when you feel it hitting you before she even got close enough. Just a couple of decades later, kid were threatening their parents with accusing them of sexual abuse if they weren't getting their own way and doing what ever the hell they wanted. We are seeing the results on a daily basis now, useless, irresponsible, lazy, lying, narcissistic entitled little bastards with no respect or regard for anyone but themself's everywhere.
and thats exactly where being a parent in American, got complicated- so many parents, shouldnt be parents, lose their sh!!!t (rage in anger) and offload onto the kid
@Lori Hanks our parents just whoop they don't do child abuse lmao, i guess the comments you all were reading they were from Indian dudes. And one thing more when you get older usually they don't beat us but if we do something wrong in our childhood and do it again again they would beat us for that
@Sudo Sudo u dont beat ur kids for no reason. And wdym by how much pain lol, u only need to spank the kid when he or she behaves badly and tell them not to make the same mistake again, you dont have to straight up fking wwe the kid. Just a spank in the butt or the hand not too hard but not too weak to make sure the kid knows he or she is behaving badly. HOWEVER, the face is a no go, never hit ur kids in the face
I'm Native American and getting beat was apart of disciplinary. Dads drumstick, moms moccasin lol... even had a Fried Bannock thrown at me few times lmao.
Actually this trope about the difference between immigrant parents and non immigrant parents applies to the era of European settlement with at least some tribes anyway when the Lakota Indians first encountered Europeans they were horrified when they saw that Europeans disciplined their children by beating them
I am Portuguese. My parents were usually ok if i did some accidental mess. Examples: accidently breaking a flower pot with a football; Accidentally going against something with my bike and breaking it (because i was still a bit clumbsy of age). What i mean is, as long it was accidental, and i honestly showed regret, and i honestly was the first one apologising and trying to fix - i would be ok! ...but.. ... In case i intentionally did something bad, or disrespect, just because of evil, free willing... They would beat the hell out of me!!! Really, really hard! Believe me XD Now, i'm kind of thankfull for those beatings i got, to be honest. 😅
Proverbs 23:13-14 Do not withhold discipline from a child; if you strike him with a rod, he will not die. If you strike him with the rod, you will save his soul from Sheol.
Oml I swear Chinese parents are like that. "You better stop crying or I'm going to beat you again!" *cries louder* *beats even more* "I SAID STOP CRYING!!!"
@@Wittywidow559 lets see, cussing at your parents kind of like how ryan did, letting your kid be brazen like ryan, being in public and being a brazen little sh*t. Essentially disobedience. It isn't even a matter of 'want' lest they be mentally unsound, but a matter of 'need to.'
Asian kids are more disciplined than whites cuz the way they have been grinned growing, from respecting elders to their teachers. Especially when Indian kids see their teachers, it’s natural instinct to bow and respect. Trust me I am not even Indian. I used to have Indian friends back then. But god they were really miser. That’s how they have been brought up by their parents I guess.
My mums favorite lines to say when I would do something bad and she was in the middle of yelling at me where: “Dont make me go get the belt” “Do you want me to give you a reason to cry?” Ah childhood 😂
Maybe American and British white people,dude I'm south Africa...you can't even say the word 'What' or even say your parents' names outloud or 'Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad.'
@IM2BiZ it doesn't have to be like that though. I've never been hurt by my parents yet I've always had respect and love for them. Cant wait to have children on my own!
I felt myself like I was sitting in that concert. Thanks Russel for nicely spent my 7,42 minutes. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 in my culture we also treat our kids same way.
Not a fan of corporal punishment generally, but maybe with some kids there's no other choice. Hell, I wasn't spanked more than a few times in my life, and never past age 5/6, but I wouldn't have dreamed of calling my mom a bitch.
I felt that “u have a room” because since 11 I slept on the couch next to my parents bed that was suppose to be the living room, a holy part or the house, and both of our rooms. (I’m 12 Turning 13 in a couple days)
My parents never laid a hand on me. Didn't have to. Dad was in the Navy for 23 years and really knew how to use his voice. All he had to do was use that voice and I would instantly fall back in line.
Respect to your father unfortunately most parents use violence because they don't know how to use their voice or to let out their emotions on kids and call it "discipline" (yes even white parents not saying that all). It sucks how violence is normalized
I'm Italian-Irish. When I was 20, my Italian father slapped me across the face for saying something disrespectful to him. I have one child, a son, and taught him to be empathic and to be respectful towards all people regardless of gender, sexual orientation (his best friend in HS is trans), races, religions, nationalities, etc., but I never hit him. Not entirely sure that was the right call. He's respectful to everyone except me. A little bit of fear when he was younger might have made it easier to discipline him when he was older.
@@blackmamba9950 it's not fear of the parent,it's fear of the consequences. As long as there is love to balance the discipline,the fear will always be from the consequence of not following the rules, disrespect or anything that needs that kind of discipline. Of course you don't spank them for everything,only when every other option has failed.
I feel like the only white guy who got beat as a kid. Literally, someone called CPS when I was 14 because I mentioned my dad smacked me for swearing. It was the funniest shit.
growing up as a southeast-asian kid, I recall our parents using the thin-stick and stand on a stool-chair method when we dont get our simple multiplication right as kids. thankfully now we make use of our fast mental calculations everywhere we go. alittle discipline never hurt.
That’s exactly me when I was hanging around with my Arab friends in school. I’m Persian but I’ve never been beaten by my parents and they were all talking about how they got beaten by their parents and talking about it like they enjoyed it and I was like nah my parents never beat me sadly I missed this delightful opportunity in my life and they were all thinking that I’m lying. I could see that in their faces lol
I agree, a hitting is required for discipline. BUT!!! not a hitting that reaches the level of abuse, and the hitting must start and end at a certain age to not get a mental issue.
I don't. It was a horrible experience as a child and to these days, I still have anger issues because of my mom. I tend to hurt others when Im angry and I hate myself for that, even though it's my mothers fault. One day, when I was an adult already and she hit me again, I threw my fist in her face in defence. She wasn't seriously hurt but in that moment, she realized all her mistakes and cried. Since then, we are trying to overcome the past but it's difficult. Meanwhile Im trying to not be violent ever again, but I know I will fail one day and hurt someone bad. Violence is a horrible circle.
@@onejediboi No, your kids will just learn to become better at hiding things. Childhood violence correlates with adult criminality. That's a statistical fact and there is no way you can refute that. I don't care about your personal anecdotes, I know what Im talking about. It's science.
@@onejediboi I cant speak from experience because you think Im white? 1. Im mixed 2. you sound racist 3. I described quite detailed in my first comment how my experiences shaped me 4. how the fuck would my skin colour change the statistics? Childhood violence significantly increases the chance of a person becoming criminal.
Qwertz Qwertz I understand where you’re coming from, my mom put my brother through things like that and he is violent now, she put me through things like that and now I’m depressed and violent
Yea, lol soft American culture. No wonder the littlest thing triggers them ESPECIALLY the women. You start speaking passionately to them and they claim you yelled at them, smh.
@@Uzodesign The funny thing about what you said is that I know a woman like that but she's a violent callous person who often used to slap her son when he was little sometimes for practically no reason. The fact of the matter is that not all violent people are tough somebody can be a brute and also a wimp
Russell are you planning a tour in Glasgow Scotland? As i hate driving 8 hours to dumb London just to see you as someone is going to get hurt real bad . If you are can you let me buy front row tickets dude and i will take you for a night out been a fan for a long time thanks
Are you people all gay or something ? Did your parents not slap you. is message aimed at anyone ? FFs cant even ask person if they are coming to Glasgow to tour without SJW`s dying for attention get life guys. Now you bore me and Russell aint going reply your dumb attention comments either
Just buy a flight ticket you idiot. Get a room in AirBnB. Since time is your only concern, you get a hotel if you can afford that. What is wrong with London though? I thought London is amazing.
I just found this funny ass man. Is there a Netflix special or HBO. He deserves one. This guy is talented to just cross that PC line yet u know he's doing it for fun. Like it used to be.
I grow up in China. Got hits from my grandpa sometimes for no reason. I asked him why, His words ‘No why. Just keep you in a good discipline. Making sure you wouldn’t do bad thing.’ So I started to dodge sometimes, cuz I wasn’t do anything bad, but I was still getting hits from him. When I grow up, I joined my first Muay Thai class at Montreal, my trainer told me ‘wow, you r really good at dodging.’ ‘Yeah, well, that’s one of my surviving skills.’
Martin MaCllester official, learn kindness you narrow minded fool.
Dude, you have to thanks your Grandpa. He actually try to make you mastered Ultra Instinct
书听 that was fab
Haha great bro
Awesome it happened with me too sometimes but they were just light hits when we meet or when he comes from the back.
Mom hits
Indian kid starts crying
Mom : don't cry or else i'll hit you again..
Son : 😲😲
True😂
My mom used to do this. It's torture. You learn how to solve conflicts with your fists, not with words. Im saying that as someone who has hurt many people for no reason but my bad self control. Im terribly sorry but it's my mothers fault that I am who I am. Probably going to end up in jail some day.
I'm 100% white and this is more relatable than it should be, kids get hit no matter their skin colour.
Basically Asian, that struggle to stop sobbing is just...... XD
@moreno franco That is one confusing cluster of words. Can you rephrase?
I met Russell late one night at a Boston Pizza in Sudbury in July of this year, he was the most down to earth person. He genuinely took the time to stop, chat and take a photo with everyone that was interested on his way out. A true Canadian icon.
Did you call Russel Mr. Roper by force of habit?
What was he doing in Sudbury ?
2:39
_"I got sent to my room"_
_"YOU GOT A ROOM?!"_
Very relatable 😂
Well I don't have a room either
Lmao😂🤣
Ya i had to sleep with 4 other siblings in a small room lol
@@aliahsraf2826 yea i can relate to that when i was a kid lol
"Started from the bottom now we here" lol but seriously I used to share a room with my sister, now we all got our own rooms! Allahumdilallah!
@@ShawnFX so my mother's friend had 4 kids.... Lived in a 2 bedroom apartment. She didn't have a bedroom so sometimes she'd have to share a room with her two daughters who at the time were in elementary school lol
Russell Peters is a very funny man and very quick witted. One of the best Comedians out there
are you that guy from ben10?
Mary Morningstar yeah he is
Where?
u know y u feel he is very funny cuz ur fo,o,oo,ooo,ooooo,oooooooo,oool toooooo like him hahahaahhaahah
Used to be
You forgot the “stop crying before I give you something to cry about”😂
Lol so true
Yep
Like the flood, if one gate doesn't work, make one more.
relatable! subscribe totally to this!))))
Arab moms use that line. 😂
*today's kids are lucky they have no idea that
*dad's belt & mother's chappal & teacher's duster are actually very lethal weapons* 😁
Ashfaque Hussain 😁👍
Shah Patel
Ahahah. I clearly know that. I got whooped... WHOPPED. By my mum
Those were my daily routine and now i really miss it.
oh you forgot the teacher's ruler, that shit hurts a lot!
Shah Patel u forgot chalk
YOU GOT A ROOM!??!
Kashyap Variyani got biriyani dawg?
Shehenshah tv killed me😂
Kashyap Variyani I cried😂😂😂
jojo 1999 ahgaseeee?
I don't lol
When my mom calls my full name, I know things has gone down really bad.
LOL yes especially when she says my Chinese name in full!
Imagine your full name has 5-6 names then add your mother’s maiden last name and your father’s last name 😂
Same
That's true I can totally relate
cRaY Li
Oh I'm Greek and got my ass whipped with all kinds of items. Dad's belt is classic, mom used whatever came first rolling pin, fly swatter you name it. i remember me and my brother used to put on all the underwear we had before we would get our ass smacked because we tought it'll make it less painful lol good old times
Hic et nunc me to
I guess you were the child with special needs 😅😜😂😂..
PS, just kidding
hahaha similar to Malay too. We got ass whipped by rattan (extreme elastic and dense wood), belt, pinch and slap..the most severe punishment is that we are tied to a tree and got bitten by fruit ants. But of course this is nothing compared to ancient Sparta punishments.
Haha i can relate the underwear trick😂
Hic et nunc I'm Greek and Italian, the two worst white parents
"Somebody's gonna get a hurt real bad" can relate to that 😂😂😂
I can imagine 😂😂😂 sad but funny!! Because white parents are a soft touch. I've seen many indian adults lose it with their kids
😂😂😂
As a Russian kid, I'm guessing this only applies to American white kids
isha boy lol 😂 facts
Don't look at me. If I got out of hand I got spanked and I grew up right. It's these millenials and onwards who are spoiled crybabies.
I don't think so
And probably Canadians too.
Ohh I believe you bruh! I've seen Russian parents beating the heck outta their kids!!! Felt like home😭
mom: come here..
me: no, you will hit me
mom: no, i will not, come here
me: *walks to her*
my mom throws her slippers at me: i told you to come at once !! why didn't you ?!
Relatable
She's black isn't she ?
True😒
Hone hone😂😂
@@lalunaraggio31 not black brown she's from Nepal
I'm arab, and let me tell you I can relate to this😂😂😂
A. Nara Omg yess they beat you like there’s no tomorrow 😂😂( Egyptian )
@nour abushagur where are you from ??
@@arwamansour7350 actually they kill us, i've died a few times before lol
Ever got beat with that thing some arabs use on their heads to wrap around the cloth?
Allah haram
Asian parents,
Walk too slow, BEAT
Eat too slow, BEAT
Walk too fast, BEAT
Eat too fast, BEAT
Talk too loud, BEAT
Talk too soft, BEAT
Breathes, BEAT
The death threats good old memories
See's your comment BEAT
@@zurainshah2035 misspell sees BEAT
exists BEAT
@@xofyu reply to my comment, BEAT
He loves his dad alot for sure.... whenever he talks about his dad, u can see his eyes filled
I came from an Italian family and I agree with this 100 percent. 👌💯
What did they beat you with , spaghetti ?
@Genevieve
Eh, it depends. Some don't. But one time I was 8 and made a prank. My daddo hit me so hard that 10-15 minutes later I pulled a 10cm string of clotted blood out of my nose.
The prank? Daddo was playing a videogame and just got past a hard part ... I pushed a key and sent him back.
Edit:
And... and it wasn't an isolated event. One time I was 3 or something like that. My parents were yelling and arguing. I mocked their arguing with some gibberish "blah blah blah" and got slapped that moment.
Just forrget bout it like kid
@@masterthunder8391 but italians are white
@@ilyssiaaulnay7509 So what's your point? I have Italian friends and their parents used to hit them when they were kids if they behaved badly just like my country Kenya. Russell was mostly talking about the white Americans or Brits that don't hit their children which is kinda true because majority of them don't.
I’m half Polish, half Rhodesian and we gotten beaten properly like hell. Teaches you to respect authority and be disciplined.
Polish/Rhodesian - I can imagine 😂😂
Rhodesia isn't a country.
You call itteaching to respect authority and be disciplined; I call it breaking a child's spirit and giving the world another fucked up, misfit individual.
@@hagegesamuel agreed
so we have a well polished Rhodesian
In Philippines, beating is part of discipline.
Chi so true
Hahaha India too 😂😂😂
lmao, granama tells me about my dad's beatings and my just goes "PUTANG INA! I remember that!!!😂😂😂"
Wassup
Thats what your mom said
“Indian parents won’t be afraid to kill you,” 😂😂
Don't speak fuck
They love you the most
They are the stand by type parents 🙄🙄
What shit are you speaking
@@pradipchaterjee9576 generalisation aside, calm down man. i dont even know you.
@@pradipchaterjee9576 relax bruh it's a stereotype joke.
My parents have 2 different roles. My mother yells at me but never hit me. My father never yells at me but always beat me with my moms order.
Same here.....
they had a very good coordination.....perfect team
😂
alibin 😂
The exact combination lool
Feels like you described my family...
"I went home....for the last time"
@Blackbirdz2000 that's a 2 years old comment buddyhead
Somebody's gonna get hurt real bad...😂😂😂
Shashikant Vanjeri hahahahahah
Ani Ovakimyan Hi😀
😍😍
I'm sorry to ask but who is cprytonite? Please help me out thanks!
Bhuvanesh Phadnis ok now I know thanks buddy!
4:50 *"do i look like Ryan's mom?"* FAMMMM I DIEDDD
The "SUMBODY GONNA GET A HURT REAL BAD" line always cracks me up.
Kids like Ryan shouldn't even exist. The stuff you'd have to let your kid get away with for them to become that brazen and disrespectful is way more than even a mediocre parent would allow.
Racist
@@chazmichaelmichaels88 um....how's that racist in any shape or form
@@kylejohnson3889 it was a joke comment.. lol, sarcasm.
Oh....what was the joke lol I didn't catch it
@@kylejohnson3889 everyone was getting I to the comments. People calling g others child abusers. Weak parents. Feminism. All kinds of stuff. So I thought it be funny to through "racist" into people comments and then watch everyone lose their minds lol
"Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad" ~~~ (North Korea)...
Donald J. Trump fuck you dictator
I'm gonna build a wall around you
Donald J. Trump no one will allow you to build a wall anywhere in my country
I will allow it
S - Saad I believe that you don't get sarcasm
Me as a kid: *drops mum's favorite vase*
*Mortal Kombat theme song starts: "Finish him!"*
Mum: *whoops ass*
*Mortal Kombat voice over: "Perfect."*
@Al Debaran lol
You are a legend😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was hoping to read "Fatality" on clicking 'Read More' 😂
Flawless Victory
Brutality
Asian parents : SON WTF YOU NO DO HOMEWORK? *beats him*
White parents : SON YOU NO DO HOMEWORK? GO SIT ON THE NAUGHTY STEP
Blundel “the naughty step” IM FUCKING CRYING
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What about black parents?
@@casualgamer09- They don't ask you the question, they already know you didn't do it and beat you the second you walk in the door
Radioactive Hufflepuff typical.
You know, in Eastern Europe we're also white. And man, do we get some beating. In my country we even have several proverbs like:
"beating builds character"
"beat them so they respect you"
It's more of western Europe, north America problem.
Here in Greece we got *beating came from heaven *
@@tasos_flabouris same in Romania.
@@tasos_flabouris same in Croatia
Hi, Man. Wow, as a kid who grew up in Russia, I know something about being beaten up...not ruthlessly or on everyday basis (still, a Jewish family) but as a punishment for some misdeeds. Btw, my great grand dad was killed in Bulgaria, as a Russian soldier, during the Russia-Turkey War, fighting the Turks on the Russian side. Bulgarians have always been kind to Jews, even during the Holocaust. Thanks, friend.
My dad is Indian and he said "Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad" when I was a kid lol
My sainted 4'11" Latina mother was deadly accurate with drinking cups, coffee mugs, dinnerware, mops, bleach bottles...whatever was within arms reach, and hand to hand combat was no problem for her either. I thank God for mom, and the vicious beatings I took at the hands of my father. Instead of going to college I probably would have ended up in prison.
Wow that's epic. Same here.
Wow sucks for you man
I dunno, man. My parents weren't shy about whoopin' my ass when I fucked up.
Arshad ahmd IKR
Ryan D'Crus amen brother
You white though?
Ryan D'Crus your parents were European??
Ryan go clean your room
As a Hungarian, I am dying laughing 😂😂 my Granny used to chase me around the kitchen with a wooden spoon 😂 not every white family is a soy latte drinking, sandal wearing, kumbaya singing liberal haha
I didn't get beat by my parents but my grandparents were Hungarian and my mom told me they would beat her for being the wrong weight lmao. Funny enough my mom was too afraid to beat me for running in the streets randomly and I had that problem for a good while until my grandma caught me, dragged me back into the house, and had my grandpa paddle me for a good while when I was 5 😂😂. Funny enough I have a great relationship with them to this day.
@@sammorton9314 🤣🤣
As a child of Italian immigrants, I know exactly what you are saying🙄
Irish, my mom did the exact same thing. I remember running under the table with that sensation of fear when you feel it hitting you before she even got close enough. Just a couple of decades later, kid were threatening their parents with accusing them of sexual abuse if they weren't getting their own way and doing what ever the hell they wanted. We are seeing the results on a daily basis now, useless, irresponsible, lazy, lying, narcissistic entitled little bastards with no respect or regard for anyone but themself's everywhere.
I think he means white American and Canadian parents
Some folks in the comments don’t know the difference between whoopin and child abuse
and thats exactly where being a parent in American, got complicated- so many parents, shouldnt be parents, lose their sh!!!t (rage in anger) and offload onto the kid
@Lori Hanks our parents just whoop they don't do child abuse lmao, i guess the comments you all were reading they were from Indian dudes. And one thing more when you get older usually they don't beat us but if we do something wrong in our childhood and do it again again they would beat us for that
Whoop their asses but avoid the face, the face is a no go. Basically, Whoop their asses if they behave badly
@Sudo Sudo u dont beat ur kids for no reason. And wdym by how much pain lol, u only need to spank the kid when he or she behaves badly and tell them not to make the same mistake again, you dont have to straight up fking wwe the kid. Just a spank in the butt or the hand not too hard but not too weak to make sure the kid knows he or she is behaving badly. HOWEVER, the face is a no go, never hit ur kids in the face
Sudo Sudo looking for attention much? You prob weren’t tho if you have to come here and ask
I've seen this video like 10 years ago and still makes me smile. Classic! It's a BPO training meme🤣
Russell looks a bit like Monalisa, when he smiles a little. LOL.
LMFAOO
I see it!
Haha why is this so true? Haha 😂
LMFAO🤣🤣🤣🤣 so fucking true😂😂😂😂😂
Somebody's smile got hurt real bad ...
I'm Native American and getting beat was apart of disciplinary. Dads drumstick, moms moccasin lol... even had a Fried Bannock thrown at me few times lmao.
What tribe you descend from
Actually this trope about the difference between immigrant parents and non immigrant parents applies to the era of European settlement with at least some tribes anyway when the Lakota Indians first encountered Europeans they were horrified when they saw that Europeans disciplined their children by beating them
I am Portuguese.
My parents were usually ok if i did some accidental mess. Examples: accidently breaking a flower pot with a football; Accidentally going against something with my bike and breaking it (because i was still a bit clumbsy of age).
What i mean is, as long it was accidental, and i honestly showed regret, and i honestly was the first one apologising and trying to fix - i would be ok!
...but..
...
In case i intentionally did something bad, or disrespect, just because of evil, free willing... They would beat the hell out of me!!! Really, really hard! Believe me XD
Now, i'm kind of thankfull for those beatings i got, to be honest. 😅
PORTUGAL CARALHO 🇵🇹
Shannon Sharpe ㅓ
Helder Silva it was hard not to cringe while reading this idk why
Tried calling the cops
My mom: call an ambulance too cause you'll need it when they get here
@I.M.2BiZ what if after?
Lol that’s the mom I am....go ahead, call ‘em, you’re gonna need them when I get through with you.
@@mcsassysoniaalways805 what a shitty mom you are
"I got sent to my room."
"YOU GOT A ROOM??!!" LMAOO!
Its good to see that the crowd loves him. You can almost see the happiness on his face :)
"...i got sent to my room" - "you've got a room?" 😂
I'm a kid but this is still funny to me lmao
Tell your parents to smack the shit out of you when you do something wrong. Give them the permission so that you don't become a spoilt child XP XD
dev sengupta ??
somebody's gonna get hurt real bad...😂
Olivia Wang somebody gonna get hurt real bad....
who asked?
Russell is hilarious. I'm like falling out of my chair with laughter.
I’m watching this years later and I can’t stop laughing. Funny as can be.
Proverbs 23:13-14
Do not withhold discipline from a child; if you strike him with a rod, he will not die. If you strike him with the rod, you will save his soul from Sheol.
Onlichka same as us beating ur child tym to tym is lyk watering a tree. well it's harsh but sme tym parents have to cruel to be kind
hussain nazif Why the hell are you spelling like that?
Altäir Ibn-La'Ahad just understand wat iam saying brother spelling can be mistaken while info cannot
hussain nazif Alright mate.
True
Mom: *hits me*
Me: *cries*
Mom: Why are you crying? Stop crying I'm getting angrier.
Wtf kind of parenting handbook
Well yeah it happened to me as well
So relatable
Crazy Handbook?🤔🧐😂🤣
Then you get hit again for crying!
Builds character
Oml I swear Chinese parents are like that.
"You better stop crying or I'm going to beat you again!"
*cries louder*
*beats even more*
"I SAID STOP CRYING!!!"
I am white, my parents had no problem giving me and my siblings a beating when we needed it.
This was hilarious.
What could you possibly do to make someone want to physically harm you?
@@Wittywidow559 Slaps a girls pussy??
Smart parents.. Touch their feat as a sign of respect for that.
@@Wittywidow559 lets see, cussing at your parents kind of like how ryan did, letting your kid be brazen like ryan, being in public and being a brazen little sh*t. Essentially disobedience. It isn't even a matter of 'want' lest they be mentally unsound, but a matter of 'need to.'
Black Heart stealing money from classmates.
Asian kids are more disciplined than whites cuz the way they have been grinned growing, from respecting elders to their teachers. Especially when Indian kids see their teachers, it’s natural instinct to bow and respect. Trust me I am not even Indian.
I used to have Indian friends back then. But god they were really miser. That’s how they have been brought up by their parents I guess.
No . They were probably in a country with a high currency value difference.
My mums favorite lines to say when I would do something bad and she was in the middle of yelling at me where:
“Dont make me go get the belt”
“Do you want me to give you a reason to cry?”
Ah childhood 😂
I just love how Russell could make up jokes even with the audience 😂❤️
*"You've got a room"* hehe this made my day😂😂😂😂😂
Russell prior to having a kid:
BEAT YOUR KIDS!
Russell after having a kid:
So I bought my 3 year old a $10,000 bed she never uses...
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aaand? How are these two events connected?
Parents who beat their kids also can and do provide them with the best things they can get.
@@divineray7822 So you support beating kids? I wish you wont have children
Being an indian is so much more tensing my mum used to say if u cry I'd slap on ur mouth I was like 💀👀
I’ve seen this video a hundred times and can’t get enough of it
i watched all his stand Up like 3 times i love his jokes they never get old hahaha
I Laugh out loud everytime I watch "Outsourced".One of the best live concerts by Russel
Maybe American and British white people,dude I'm south Africa...you can't even say the word 'What' or even say your parents' names outloud or 'Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad.'
haha yeah especially afrikaans parents
@IM2BiZ it doesn't have to be like that though. I've never been hurt by my parents yet I've always had respect and love for them.
Cant wait to have children on my own!
U r really pretty
I didn’t say yes ma’am, no ma’am, or no sir and yes sir I’d get beat. I’m grown and I don’t was what to my parents🤣 It’s the fear from childhood
I felt myself like I was sitting in that concert. Thanks Russel for nicely spent my 7,42 minutes. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 in my culture we also treat our kids same way.
I always get hit by my father whenever he helps me with maths😂😂
Spankings are abuse!
2:48 That laugh from the audience :D !
Mexicans over here
LA CHANCLAAAAAA
La chancla! Moo!
La chancla! Moo!
La chancla! Moo!
La misma chancla!!!!!
🙌🙌🙌
My dad used me as a football when I was kid. He did stop hitting as I got older around 16-17.
sad. I hope u got a better life now ❤️
Not a fan of corporal punishment generally, but maybe with some kids there's no other choice. Hell, I wasn't spanked more than a few times in my life, and never past age 5/6, but I wouldn't have dreamed of calling my mom a bitch.
Saudi parents used to tell their kids teachers, "You have the flesh, I have the bone." That basically means a broken limb was possible.
That's just fucked up. Only parents are allowed to punished you. That will fuck any child up.
More about respecting your superior rather than punishment. Don't forget to factor in cultural differences.
relatable (Egyptian)
@cookie monster it was a saying, used mainly for intimidation more than anything else.
“Somebody gonna get hurt real bad!”
I love that sentence😂
a hurt*
Seriously? Upload this 2017??
Yuan Ye
He uploaded a very old one so why bother?
1:20 her smile
I felt that “u have a room” because since 11 I slept on the couch next to my parents bed that was suppose to be the living room, a holy part or the house, and both of our rooms. (I’m 12 Turning 13 in a couple days)
I’m legit 15 and I still have to sleep in the living room with my parents man 😂💀
Relatable
That mexican attitude kills me man i keep on replay that part...Mira!!!😂😂😂
Russel in his prime
I got beat with... clothes hangers, slippers, belts, wooden spoons, ropes, charges, sticks 😭
You forgot tables 😂😂
Jeezus sounds like spring cleaning 😅
tyler jordan Asian parents use all that
The worst things to get beat with are electric cords and the leather whip used to drive livestock. The kind that wraps around what it hits.
Aww! I am so sorry about that Tyler. I totally hope those terrible moments didn't damage you any kind of way.
My parents never laid a hand on me. Didn't have to. Dad was in the Navy for 23 years and really knew how to use his voice. All he had to do was use that voice and I would instantly fall back in line.
Respect to your father unfortunately most parents use violence because they don't know how to use their voice or to let out their emotions on kids and call it "discipline" (yes even white parents not saying that all). It sucks how violence is normalized
I'm Italian-Irish. When I was 20, my Italian father slapped me across the face for saying something disrespectful to him. I have one child, a son, and taught him to be empathic and to be respectful towards all people regardless of gender, sexual orientation (his best friend in HS is trans), races, religions, nationalities, etc., but I never hit him. Not entirely sure that was the right call. He's respectful to everyone except me. A little bit of fear when he was younger might have made it easier to discipline him when he was older.
You are a good parent. Hitting your child instills fear, explaining to them why it's wrong is better in the long run is better
@@blackmamba9950 it's not fear of the parent,it's fear of the consequences. As long as there is love to balance the discipline,the fear will always be from the consequence of not following the rules, disrespect or anything that needs that kind of discipline. Of course you don't spank them for everything,only when every other option has failed.
Big Salute to u buddy ❤️. Moroccans are watching your shows. It's So hilarious 👌
Its not about We fear... Its about respect.... We don't just abuse in front of our parents....
I feel like the only white guy who got beat as a kid. Literally, someone called CPS when I was 14 because I mentioned my dad smacked me for swearing. It was the funniest shit.
Lol!!!😂😂
growing up as a southeast-asian kid, I recall our parents using the thin-stick and stand on a stool-chair method when we dont get our simple multiplication right as kids. thankfully now we make use of our fast mental calculations everywhere we go. alittle discipline never hurt.
I don't agree with hitting kids just because they get a question wrong.
Abuse
That’s exactly me when I was hanging around with my Arab friends in school. I’m Persian but I’ve never been beaten by my parents and they were all talking about how they got beaten by their parents and talking about it like they enjoyed it and I was like nah my parents never beat me sadly I missed this delightful opportunity in my life and they were all thinking that I’m lying. I could see that in their faces lol
Russell you are extremely amazing
the person who made the subtitles should receive an award
For me, the best parts are when he mimics his dad :D. Awesome.
My name is Beka.
I'm a Chonkla Survivor.
Can't stop laughing 😂😆😂🤣. Thank You Brother. Your Amazing. Keep making people laugh. Blessings Upon Blessings.
1:21 that women be haunting my dreams when i was 17... And im 28 now. Geeze!
I had the the word “MÉXICO” inprinted all over My back after a splendid beating with the belt
Hah! I remember my dads name on my backside from his leather embossed belt!
Indian here.
Without the beating,I could never imagine an amazing childhood.
Yep
hapy new year russel you are the best !!
greetings from Romania! Great man!!!
I agree, a hitting is required for discipline. BUT!!! not a hitting that reaches the level of abuse, and the hitting must start and end at a certain age to not get a mental issue.
how is a small child MORE able to withstand the emotional trauma of a spanking than an older one?
I got sent to my room...
You have a room?!
LMAO
Damn, I'm a white kid and I agree with him😂
I don't. It was a horrible experience as a child and to these days, I still have anger issues because of my mom. I tend to hurt others when Im angry and I hate myself for that, even though it's my mothers fault. One day, when I was an adult already and she hit me again, I threw my fist in her face in defence. She wasn't seriously hurt but in that moment, she realized all her mistakes and cried. Since then, we are trying to overcome the past but it's difficult. Meanwhile Im trying to not be violent ever again, but I know I will fail one day and hurt someone bad. Violence is a horrible circle.
@@onejediboi No, your kids will just learn to become better at hiding things. Childhood violence correlates with adult criminality. That's a statistical fact and there is no way you can refute that. I don't care about your personal anecdotes, I know what Im talking about. It's science.
@@qwertzqwertz7618 clearly you're a white guy, so you can't speak from experience
@@onejediboi I cant speak from experience because you think Im white?
1. Im mixed
2. you sound racist
3. I described quite detailed in my first comment how my experiences shaped me
4. how the fuck would my skin colour change the statistics? Childhood violence significantly increases the chance of a person becoming criminal.
Qwertz Qwertz I understand where you’re coming from, my mom put my brother through things like that and he is violent now, she put me through things like that and now I’m depressed and violent
THIS introduced me to standup comedy. Love this!
I was talking to one of my white friends and he said that whoopings were abuse....I almost died laughing guys-
Yea, lol soft American culture. No wonder the littlest thing triggers them ESPECIALLY the women. You start speaking passionately to them and they claim you yelled at them, smh.
@@Uzodesign The funny thing about what you said is that I know a woman like that but she's a violent callous person who often used to slap her son when he was little sometimes for practically no reason. The fact of the matter is that not all violent people are tough somebody can be a brute and also a wimp
@@Uzodesign It is like calling rape victims soft.
Russell are you planning a tour in Glasgow Scotland? As i hate driving 8 hours to dumb London just to see you as someone is going to get hurt real bad . If you are can you let me buy front row tickets dude and i will take you for a night out been a fan for a long time thanks
why do you care ?
angry abt what son? if people could make me angry from words on screen we would have a miracle
Are you people all gay or something ? Did your parents not slap you. is message aimed at anyone ? FFs cant even ask person if they are coming to Glasgow to tour without SJW`s dying for attention get life guys. Now you bore me and Russell aint going reply your dumb
attention comments either
mrmanny1 is clearly angry. He probably called child services on his parents.
Just buy a flight ticket you idiot. Get a room in AirBnB. Since time is your only concern, you get a hotel if you can afford that. What is wrong with London though? I thought London is amazing.
I just found this funny ass man. Is there a Netflix special or HBO. He deserves one. This guy is talented to just cross that PC line yet u know he's doing it for fun. Like it used to be.
I am Pakistani and I can full-on relate to this.🤣
Never put your hands on a child in anger, that's what the belt is for.
Lolz
I love his father saying "Somebody gonna get hurt really bad."
1:22 So beautiful