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    00:00 - Ruin a cocktail with one word
    00:25 - The Golden Sour/Whiskey Shower
    03:55 - Harvey Grandma Banger
    07:49 - Whiskey Salty
    10:56 - Cilantro Julep
    13:34 - Death on the Beach
    17:00 - Drew Carre
    21:00 - Thanks for your submissions!
    Whiskey Shower:
    Build in shaker
    1 oz. or 30 ml. Lime Juice
    1 oz. or 30 ml. Goldschlager
    2 oz. or 60 ml. Malort
    Add ice and shake
    Strain into glass
    Harvey Grandma Banger:
    Build in shaker
    1.5 oz. or 45 ml. Vodka
    .75 oz. or 22ml. Cherry Liqueur
    .75 oz. or 22 ml. Creme De Cacao
    2 bar spoons of St. Germaine's Elderflower Liqueur
    3 oz. or 90 ml. Orange Juice
    Add ice and shake
    Strain into glass
    Garnish with orange wedge and cherries
    Whiskey Salty:
    .25 oz. or 7 ml. Lemon Juice
    .75 oz. or 22 ml. Saline Solution
    2 oz. or 60 ml. Bourbon
    .5 oz. or 15 ml. Simple Syrup
    Add ice and shake
    Strain into glass
    Cilantro Julep:
    Build in glass
    10-15 Cilantro leaves
    .5 oz. or 15 ml. Simple Syrup
    2 oz. or 60 ml. Bourbon
    3 Dashes of Angostura Bitters
    Muddle
    Top with Crushed Ice
    Garnish with Cilantro
    Death on the Beach:
    Build in shaker
    1.5 oz. or 45 ml. Vodka
    .5 oz. or 15 ml. Peach Schnapps
    1.5 oz. or 45 ml. Orange Juice
    1.5 oz. or 45 ml. Cranberry Juice
    .5 oz. or 15 ml. Absinthe
    Add ice and shake
    Open pour into tiki mug
    Garnish with orange slice
    Drew Carre:
    Build in mixing glass
    1 oz. or 30 ml. Rye Whiskey
    1 oz. or 30 ml. Mr. Black Coffee Liqueur
    1 oz. or 30 ml. Miller High LIve
    3 bar spoons of Benedictine
    2 dashes of Angostura Bitters
    2 dashes of Peychauds bitters
    Add ice and stir
    Strain into glass
    Garnish with a twist of lemon
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  • @howtodrink
    @howtodrink  7 месяцев назад +135

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  • @psf03077
    @psf03077 7 месяцев назад +522

    Can we do a whole "Will it Julip" episode
    Basil, Sage, Taragon, etc.

    • @phoenixfritzinger9185
      @phoenixfritzinger9185 7 месяцев назад +31

      There’s a Thai place near me that has a Thai basil julep as one of their signature cocktails

    • @user-ry6vr7ji8i
      @user-ry6vr7ji8i 6 месяцев назад +13

      Tarragon is used in a Soviet drink called "Tarkhun". Not sure if it is used in julep quantities, but "tasting moderately of tarragon" was listed in the Soviet datasheet for the drink

    • @sweetlorikeet
      @sweetlorikeet 6 месяцев назад +6

      I bet Thyme would actually make a decent Julep. Chives would probably be the worst herb for it.

    • @lunarshadow7712
      @lunarshadow7712 6 месяцев назад +2

      And there’s different varieties of mint I can think of besides spearmint and peppermint like chocolate mint and pineapple mint. Hell even catnip.

    • @seratheeducatedfeline4227
      @seratheeducatedfeline4227 6 месяцев назад +2

      Rosemary, bay, dill, chamomile, lavender, the options are endless!

  • @MrNinjutsuMaster
    @MrNinjutsuMaster 7 месяцев назад +779

    My vote is for a Three-Mile Island Iced Tea
    Glowing green, ash-covered and harmful to anybody in a small radius

    • @matthewcox7985
      @matthewcox7985 7 месяцев назад +67

      🤣
      Hmm, Midori for toxic green or Blue Curacao for that Cherenkov glow?

    • @sabotabby3372
      @sabotabby3372 7 месяцев назад

      @@matthewcox7985 cherenkov!

    • @mitsurugi52
      @mitsurugi52 7 месяцев назад +44

      Use some liquid riboflavin in that mix and it will glow under a blacklight. A surprisingly fluorescent vitamin.

    • @KINGOFFILMSDUDE
      @KINGOFFILMSDUDE 7 месяцев назад +2

      bump

    • @leevijordan3749
      @leevijordan3749 7 месяцев назад +17

      My immediate thought is throwing absinthe in a long island lol

  • @mattiasmartens9972
    @mattiasmartens9972 7 месяцев назад +104

    PSA: if your actual "golden showers" look like what's in that glass, you may have a kidney infection and should probably consult a doctor.

    • @Shenorai
      @Shenorai 2 месяца назад +12

      On the other hand, if it almost looks like cola in coloration, you have liver failure and NEED to consult a doctor.

    • @JAL_EDM
      @JAL_EDM Месяц назад +2

      ​@@Shenorai It's not even just liver failure, brown pee can also be kidney failure (my gran near her death from kidney failure peed brown before not peeing ever again)

  • @trebacca9
    @trebacca9 7 месяцев назад +182

    Just the phrase "Cilantro Julep" made me crack up before staring in fascinated horror, before you even started making it. That's one sick puppy right there.

    • @Cerinaya
      @Cerinaya 6 месяцев назад +2

      Yes and to me it would be like he made it with soap.

  • @cinderheart2720
    @cinderheart2720 7 месяцев назад +916

    "Unsweetened" is probably the word the ruins the most cocktails while still being a reasonable word.

    • @ticklezcat5191
      @ticklezcat5191 7 месяцев назад +75

      Another one is "Malort"

    • @krusher181
      @krusher181 7 месяцев назад +31

      Lots of cocktails I like are heavy on bitterness so they utterly need some sort of sugar. Things like Last Words and Negronis. Gin and tonic I love but it need that lime juice (which I know is also bitter and mainly acidic but yeah, a tiny bit of sugar goes a long way).

    • @travishill9044
      @travishill9044 7 месяцев назад +21

      Or sweetened.
      A sweetened gin martini.

    • @BraindeadCRY
      @BraindeadCRY 7 месяцев назад +19

      @@krusher181 Thats why its absolutely crutial for a Negroni to be a sweet vermouth, that bit of sweetness is needed. Still a bitter cocktail, but ballanced.
      Ive seen too many people try to substitute that with the famous brand whatever-they-had-on-hand vermouth, often dry vermouths, and create undrinkable cough medicine.

    • @Nassifeh
      @Nassifeh 7 месяцев назад +15

      @@krusher181 Tonic water has a fair amount of sugar in it, for exactly this reason, because quinine flavor would be very bad to drink otherwise.

  • @KontarAlt
    @KontarAlt 7 месяцев назад +1274

    these drinks are just the average drinks College students make when they want to be fancy

    • @Kiwi_DeFruit
      @Kiwi_DeFruit 7 месяцев назад +111

      -"this needs summ fresh"
      -"I have cilantro, that my roommate bought by accident"
      -"👀... yeah that will do"

    • @bradkohl99
      @bradkohl99 7 месяцев назад +17

      Immediately what I thought. Used to serve this guy at my old bartop who exclusively ordered malibu rum and amaretto on the rocks. Hot garbage, and totally a college student creation.

    • @Nanook128
      @Nanook128 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@bradkohl99what's wrong with that combination? Amaretto and rum go pretty well together.

    • @bradkohl99
      @bradkohl99 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@Nanook128 malibu is barely rum. It’s basically a sweet coconut liquer with the amount of sugar in there. It’s sugary nonsense for the inexperienced drinker who just wants something sweet.

    • @Nanook128
      @Nanook128 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@bradkohl99 Is it? I guess If that's the case that's probably a fair statement. I thought Malibu was actual rum mixed with coconut liqueur.

  • @TheStacheIsEvil
    @TheStacheIsEvil 7 месяцев назад +94

    On this episode of How to Drink: our hero slowly descends into madness as the viewer suggested drinks become progressively worse

  • @Dominator150395
    @Dominator150395 7 месяцев назад +109

    It's hilarious how the worst drinks on this show weren't the obviously cursed ones, but the ones that actually sounded like good ideas.

  • @padgettish
    @padgettish 7 месяцев назад +652

    Love when you can tell Greg's on his third or fourth episode of filming for the day the second the intro starts

    • @jackwriter1908
      @jackwriter1908 7 месяцев назад +20

      Agreed 😂

    • @LynxPrints
      @LynxPrints 7 месяцев назад +17

      Bro needs a spit bucket

    • @shiwanabe
      @shiwanabe 7 месяцев назад +38

      @@LynxPrints He has one, just doesn't bring it out for any episode with less than 10 drinks in it.
      His latest grid of tasting made use of it.

    • @jpb3305
      @jpb3305 7 месяцев назад +2

      Do you think this came right after star field?

    • @clownwreck
      @clownwreck 7 месяцев назад +18

      Yeah, the question that occurred to me was, "How drunk were you going into this episode?"

  • @newquinn22
    @newquinn22 7 месяцев назад +387

    I dont know how the death on the beach doesnt have some sort of fermented fish sauce in it. When i imagine the flavors that the words "death on the beach" conjures up, salty, fishy and fermented come to mind immediately

    • @DoveAlexa
      @DoveAlexa 7 месяцев назад +19

      You are certainly right with what comes to mind but we gotta at least try to make a success, else where's the suspense?

    • @aromaladyellie
      @aromaladyellie 7 месяцев назад +2

      I thought of coffee.

    • @WeDwellinaFiefdom
      @WeDwellinaFiefdom 7 месяцев назад +11

      Garnish with gefilte fish

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi 7 месяцев назад +25

      Interestingly, his thoughts went "Sex on the beach + Death in the Afternoon", which is why he went with the absinthe; he was combining two drinks since their names were mixed for the drink, rather than going literal (he responded to me saying that I thought to replace the vodka with Fireball instead, though "Sunburn on the Beach" might be a better name for that, hah).

    • @tomthemime4318
      @tomthemime4318 7 месяцев назад +1

      Could've had an extra play on words if it was in small glasses - a little death on the beach. Fitting with a French named drink after it too.

  • @Emmamacyk
    @Emmamacyk 7 месяцев назад +73

    i decided to quit drinking recently and this episode is making it easier haha

  • @gavinuhrmacher848
    @gavinuhrmacher848 7 месяцев назад +48

    Idea: take tasting notes from previously made drinks & try to reverse engineer a drink based on the bizarre descriptors used in the final edits of videos!
    This would of course favor drinks that have fallen on the more hellatious side

    • @oddbirdMusic
      @oddbirdMusic Месяц назад

      That sounds fun. Sort of a pop quiz

  • @pBIggZz
    @pBIggZz 7 месяцев назад +228

    Watching Greg suffer becoming an important sub-genre of cocktail youtube

  • @jarstal
    @jarstal 7 месяцев назад +48

    I am surprised that Greg missed the opportunity to put a perfect garnish on the Harvey Grandma banger. Cherries are out should have done prunes.

    • @peterbrazukas7771
      @peterbrazukas7771 Месяц назад

      I'd have replaced the Galliano with a sherry in a Grandma Banger

  • @EvanC881
    @EvanC881 7 месяцев назад +21

    I just love how this whole episode feels like the fan who suggested the drink is standing just off stage pointing a gun at Greg

  • @bills8450
    @bills8450 7 месяцев назад +43

    I would actually love an episode (either HTD or Midnight Local tbh) where you talked on the more theoretical side about what makes a drink bad and how you could academically approach making truly THE definite worst cocktail
    The merdegarita

  • @Trieh
    @Trieh 7 месяцев назад +290

    I think the doctor would be pretty ok with the color of the golden sour. Not too dark.

    • @incerae3638
      @incerae3638 7 месяцев назад +54

      Not sure about the cloudiness though!

    • @jonathonschwendler4644
      @jonathonschwendler4644 7 месяцев назад +7

      Are we not supposed to have dark drinks?

    • @howtodrink
      @howtodrink  7 месяцев назад +126

      Pee. Talking about pee here.@@jonathonschwendler4644

    • @TURBOMIKEIFY
      @TURBOMIKEIFY 7 месяцев назад +31

      @@jonathonschwendler4644Your innocence is showing. 😂😂

    • @mako3271
      @mako3271 7 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@howtodrinkI know another name for the "Harvey Grandma Banger."
      Call it the "Lex Luthor."
      If you've ever watched the movie "Superman Returns", you'll get that reference. 😏

  • @greyarchamedisblackthorn
    @greyarchamedisblackthorn 7 месяцев назад +353

    I am just waiting for one of these drinks that he makes ending up so bad that Greg just, after the first sip just yells No multiple times and throws whatever glass the drink is at the wall behind him.

    • @DumbChaoticFuck
      @DumbChaoticFuck 7 месяцев назад

      That would be neat

    • @kingbunky
      @kingbunky 7 месяцев назад +18

      a B Dylan Hollis reaction!

    • @austinpoznoski3083
      @austinpoznoski3083 7 месяцев назад +1

      which was the episode where greg actually did that?

    • @greyarchamedisblackthorn
      @greyarchamedisblackthorn 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@austinpoznoski3083 He hasn't actually done that yet. If you read my comment it says "I am just waiting for..." signifying that it hasn't happened yet but I am looking forward to when it does.

    • @greyarchamedisblackthorn
      @greyarchamedisblackthorn 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@kingbunky Now I'd like to see them collab on something. Damn you and your good idea!

  • @FiZ
    @FiZ 7 месяцев назад +17

    This episode freaking broke me 🤣 The only thing I'd be more-into is if Greg partnered with another RUclips cocktail person, and they used this list to make drinks for each other 🥊

  • @alanamuir
    @alanamuir 7 месяцев назад +10

    If you do it again, I'd love to see a Riker's Island Iced Tea. Go prison themed or Star Trek themed. Or both. Dealer's choice.

  • @jonathanwilker6047
    @jonathanwilker6047 7 месяцев назад +252

    I accidentally made 1:1 simple syrup with salt instead of sugar before... Wondered why it dissolved so slowly and then used it for a Gin Basil Smash. That was undrinkable lol

    • @aaronmueller1560
      @aaronmueller1560 7 месяцев назад +43

      Holy shit that would be awful to figure out after using it in a drink

    • @Overcrox
      @Overcrox 7 месяцев назад +75

      Mmm, simple saline.

    • @danieln6613
      @danieln6613 7 месяцев назад +23

      Nice, sounds like dehydration in a glass

    • @frogv2745
      @frogv2745 7 месяцев назад +9

      ​@aaronmueller1560 you could maybe use it in a beer/beer cocktail
      I know some people use salt to get beer to foam up briefly
      Alternatively something maybe awful but drinkable would be a poweradey sports drink gin fizz???? Mineral water, fruit juice and... salt syrup? Salt water? Is basically a sports drink and the gin egg and citrus would make it drinkable as an alcoholic beverage? Maybe?

    • @craigstephenson7676
      @craigstephenson7676 7 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@frogv2745Gfuel Old Fashioned

  • @ItzzzBeamo
    @ItzzzBeamo 7 месяцев назад +219

    Some pretty good ideas that came to mind:
    - Long Island Hot Tea (yum, piping hot cola!)
    - Sex on Normandy Beach (you can almost taste the gunfire)
    - Cheap Blowjob (Couldn’t afford the amaretto…)
    - Mo*Hell-no* (a worse Mojito)
    - Ramos’ Gin [male cream] (maybe some pineapple would make it sweeter…?)
    - Beermosa! (My dad makes these often. Mimosa with cheap beer)
    - Bloody Jerry (Its like a Bloody Mary but, minus all of the delicate charm of Mary, but instead… uh… Jerry!)

    • @rustyshackleford1910
      @rustyshackleford1910 7 месяцев назад +4

      Beermosa is already a thing though. You use miller highlife (the champagne of beers)

    • @Ksweetpea
      @Ksweetpea 7 месяцев назад

      A Beermosa sounds refreshing on a hot humid summer day

    • @areit99
      @areit99 7 месяцев назад +9

      Easy Bloody Jerry: replace the vodka with Sailor Jerry's spiced rum.

    • @ItzzzBeamo
      @ItzzzBeamo 7 месяцев назад

      oh boy... @@areit99

    • @Terrapinskydive
      @Terrapinskydive 7 месяцев назад +3

      The bloody Jerry just has about ten hits of acid in it.

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw 7 месяцев назад +4

    the only way to survive this episode was absolutely hammered and I respect the hell out of you for it

  • @jonathanschwarz1248
    @jonathanschwarz1248 7 месяцев назад +16

    Definitely needs a part 2!!

  • @13thMaiden
    @13thMaiden 7 месяцев назад +282

    All I could come up with was Mint Tulip 😂
    Edit: Don't do that. Tulips are poisonous, all you could maybe do is put a tulip petal on the side for garnish.
    EditEdit: Oh GOD cilantro julep sounds horrific. I have the soapy gene, that would be awful!!!

    • @Deadly_Laser
      @Deadly_Laser 7 месяцев назад +26

      Lint Julep

    • @RobKinneySouthpaw
      @RobKinneySouthpaw 7 месяцев назад +12

      Dill Julep?

    • @pennyforyourthots
      @pennyforyourthots 7 месяцев назад +29

      Flint julep. A mint julep, but the ice is made with water from Flint, Michigan.

    • @aromaladyellie
      @aromaladyellie 7 месяцев назад +6

      I thought of pepper julep and cayenne julep

    • @serioushex3893
      @serioushex3893 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@pennyforyourthots they already said "don't do that, it's poison." I'd take my chances with the tulip.

  • @johnrobie7444
    @johnrobie7444 7 месяцев назад +101

    "Mold Fashioned" ?

    • @johnrobie7444
      @johnrobie7444 7 месяцев назад +8

      Queens Pork Swizzle

    • @theunloadedrpg1376
      @theunloadedrpg1376 7 месяцев назад

      Dammit I just thought the same thing

    • @MrJayrock620
      @MrJayrock620 7 месяцев назад

      With a shot of penicillin for after bringing home a random? 🤣

    • @elizahdon
      @elizahdon 7 месяцев назад +4

      Blue cheese old fashioned? I'm intrigued.

    • @NJAW
      @NJAW 7 месяцев назад +4

      Aaccttuuuaallyyyy this could be good! Koji is the race mold that is used to ferment/flavor sake, miso, and soy sauce. Using some shio koji in an old fashioned could be tasty!

  • @KevinSmithGeo
    @KevinSmithGeo 7 месяцев назад +5

    So, I know the "London Fog" is not exactly a cocktail, but I'd like to see your take on a "London Frog". Failing that, maybe try turning a "Ceasar" into a "Caligula" (Or a "Nero", or "Commodus" if they inspire you more).

    • @paavobergmann4920
      @paavobergmann4920 5 месяцев назад

      "Heliogabalus", with a garnish of lion poop.

  • @karifox4980
    @karifox4980 7 месяцев назад +7

    Now I'm thinking how fun it would be to see Greg and Meredith do like, dueling cocktails or something. Replace one ingredient in a classic cocktail and the other person has to figure out what you swapped out and what you replaced it with. Could be fun!

  • @Wraithstrike
    @Wraithstrike 7 месяцев назад +31

    I think a dill pickle brine would have been better for the Whiskey Salty.

  • @HailKosm
    @HailKosm 7 месяцев назад +88

    I think an interesting take on a whisky salty is to incorporate like soy sauce or pickle juice. Some sort of salty or savory element. Either that or make a flavored saline solution, using like smoked salts or pine fir salt. Using straight salt is just gonna be understandably unpleasant.

    • @Lasciatemi_Guidare
      @Lasciatemi_Guidare 7 месяцев назад +2

      Just a highball version of a pickleback. I’d drink that.

    • @MuriKakari
      @MuriKakari 7 месяцев назад

      I like the hilarious idea of him going back and fixing these names.

    • @LudacritzTTV
      @LudacritzTTV 6 месяцев назад

      I was thinking a llLaphroaig sour, the twist is that the whiskey brings the salt!

    • @shadowmancy9183
      @shadowmancy9183 5 месяцев назад +1

      Olive brine

    • @paavobergmann4920
      @paavobergmann4920 5 месяцев назад

      Onion pickle, or vietnamese fish sauce. Or Kimchi juice.

  • @parkerdeans8313
    @parkerdeans8313 7 месяцев назад +10

    This is actually the first video of yours that was recommended on my feed and I'm glad
    You're hilarious man! Love the content 🤙
    If I were to ruin a drink, Id have to go with a "Mold Fashioned"

  • @ferric6796
    @ferric6796 7 месяцев назад +9

    Hey, something to consider for the Whiskey Salty if it ever comes up again (or if you ever need/want to mess around with salty flavors in a cocktail again. Salted Caramel perhaps?) there is a liqueur from scandinavia/Finland called salmiakki. It's a licorice liqueur flavored with Ammonium Chloride, and apparently has a salty flavors, as well as being dry/tannin-y. I can't think of many other salty liqueurs, so maybe it's something to have in the liquor cabinet just in case you're feeling weird? I've never had it, but it can't possibly be worse than Campari or Malort.

    • @ellalella1
      @ellalella1 7 месяцев назад +2

      Licorice liqueur is not uncommon in Scandinavia, there is one made from a pepper and salty licorice candy, basically that candy put in a bottle of vodka to dissolve or an extract from them mixed with vodka. If you like salty peppery candy, which many of us do, it is really nice. I think a lot of other parts of the world would consider it cursed though.

    • @awaredeshmukh3202
      @awaredeshmukh3202 5 месяцев назад

      Dang, I love Proper Licorice, or at least what you can get of it in the states. I kinda wanna try salmiakki now!

  • @colincarpenter3898
    @colincarpenter3898 7 месяцев назад +40

    i like the idea of more tiki drinks like this. like a city bird, a sponge diver, a dark n steamy, a frog cutter, a bulbasaur sling, or a butterfly bowl.

    • @aaronmueller1560
      @aaronmueller1560 7 месяцев назад +5

      The Frog Cutter made me laugh harder than it had any right to

    • @omega52390
      @omega52390 7 месяцев назад +2

      The dark and steamy intrigues me. What's getting replaced though? The ginger beer or the lime? Maybe replace the lime with a chili pepper?

    • @colincarpenter3898
      @colincarpenter3898 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@omega52390 that or a hot toddy kinda situation somehow

    • @briannawalker4793
      @briannawalker4793 5 месяцев назад

      Not the dark n steamy 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @kaydarklight
    @kaydarklight 7 месяцев назад +9

    The Drew Carre shouldn't have regular ice; it should require Cleveland Rocks.

  • @spartanhawk7637
    @spartanhawk7637 6 месяцев назад +1

    Bless you Greg, for the amount of sheer abuse you go through to deliver us side splitting laughs (and occasionally actually really great cocktails.)

  • @andresahakian4423
    @andresahakian4423 7 месяцев назад +3

    Love the video, i don't know if this is already a thing that people have tried, but my friend once put a dash of Jägermeister into my Corona and it made it taste like a less sweet Root beer for some reason.

  • @SomeGuy-ef7pp
    @SomeGuy-ef7pp 7 месяцев назад +67

    Really the intersection of the channel - riffing on classic cocktails according to a theme + Greg drinking very bad drinks. Nice!

  • @Shiri1432
    @Shiri1432 7 месяцев назад +40

    I think that the best chance you could have given the whiskey salty was to use something like pickle juice instead of saline. that way it's still acidic and salty and surely someone would drink it, one of those freaks (affectionate) that likes pickle juice

    • @JeffreyAnderegg
      @JeffreyAnderegg 7 месяцев назад +2

      I agree make a pickle brine simple syrup and proceed.

  • @Whuditlooklike
    @Whuditlooklike 7 месяцев назад +2

    For anyone interested in using Cilantro in a drink that is actually enjoyable, try the Murphy Sour - basically a Pisco sour, but with Clementine or Mandarin orange juice, honey syrup, and a table spoon of cilantro.

  • @devcrom3
    @devcrom3 7 месяцев назад

    We need more of these for sure!

  • @aladoristcg3769
    @aladoristcg3769 7 месяцев назад +15

    Preserved Lemon is a really fantastic flavor, you could probably make a salted sour work

    • @Thefloorislava115
      @Thefloorislava115 7 месяцев назад

      I agree. Maybe with Talisker Skye whiskey, which has salt notes in it, and is meant to be drank by the sea.

  • @allan6398
    @allan6398 7 месяцев назад +14

    Honestly I wanna try the Harvey grandma banger with a bar spoon of rose simple and cut the cherry liquor in half for more of the grandmas perfume vibe so the st Germain doesn't get too overpowering but the grandma perfume isn't lost

  • @ctdrummer81
    @ctdrummer81 7 месяцев назад

    Hey Greg, I haven't watched a while but I must say I love the set pieces!! Keep up the good work.

  • @monkeyman123321
    @monkeyman123321 7 месяцев назад +2

    thx Greg for introducing me to angostura bitters. I love mixing it in soda for a tasty non alc cocktail that taste close to one.

  • @TurquazCannabiz
    @TurquazCannabiz 7 месяцев назад +19

    It’s always funny when you get tipsy before the camera starts rolling

    • @BeardslapRadio
      @BeardslapRadio 7 месяцев назад +5

      This was clearly not the first episode of the day.

  • @Tikuros
    @Tikuros 7 месяцев назад +23

    There are times when it is just too obvious, that this has not been the only episode Greg recorded that day 😅 Sometimes I am a tad worried about your health man, don't go out young and beautiful on us 😘

    • @DefconMaster
      @DefconMaster 7 месяцев назад +6

      He probably had to film a few to build up the courage to get to this one lol

  • @zetagen
    @zetagen 6 месяцев назад

    Glad to have been of service!

  • @Drake-yg9cn
    @Drake-yg9cn 7 месяцев назад +5

    In case you're interested when you're trying viewer drinks next; my 2 favorite drinks I've had are green tea with honey and baileys (it sounds weird but it's sweet and really good) and vanilla mint shake baileys with hot chocolate, I'm not sure if there's anything I can do to make either better, but both are great as is imo.

  • @jonmoldenhauer347
    @jonmoldenhauer347 7 месяцев назад +156

    I actually wonder if you dropped the sour from the whiskey salty, cut back on the saline solution, and swapped for a demmarra or brown sugar syrup. Or even did a whiskey sour with the demmarra or brown sugar syrup with a salted rim. Especially with a whiskey with caramel notes.

    • @kingofhearts3185
      @kingofhearts3185 7 месяцев назад +22

      Don't tempt us to try something stupid, that might actually work.

    • @Finwolven
      @Finwolven 7 месяцев назад +19

      Personally, I think if he swapped the ratios of lemon juice and saline solution, it might be at least closer to drinkable. When I saw the .75 ounce saline pour I winced physically. Though seeing Greg do his 'Salty' face was certainly worth it.
      Then again, 'Whiskey salty' where the 'salt' is ammonium chloride, aka salmiakki, might be an _interesting_ variation.

    • @Sibula
      @Sibula 7 месяцев назад +7

      Yeah, maybe a kind of salted caramel vibe. It could be delicious.

    • @DoveAlexa
      @DoveAlexa 7 месяцев назад +2

      Redo time! I have faith in the salted caramel drink!

    • @Hannah-kz9oj
      @Hannah-kz9oj 7 месяцев назад +2

      My mind immediately jumped to gose when he said whiskey salty, go harder on the lemon, use some kind of coriander syrup. The maximum amount of salt used in a gose is generally 250ppm of sodium so this is just insane.

  • @ElijsDima
    @ElijsDima 7 месяцев назад +25

    Would love to see you create one (or a few) cocktail for each century (1st century cocktail, 2nd century etc.), maybe each highlighting some part of the world or culture that was prominent during that century...

    • @nibs7252
      @nibs7252 7 месяцев назад +4

      21 cocktails? Sounds like Manhattan Matrix 2: The Electric Boogaloo

    • @CodyosVladimiros
      @CodyosVladimiros 7 месяцев назад

      Oh that would be awesome!

  • @elizabethc.4387
    @elizabethc.4387 7 месяцев назад

    Very rarely do I part take. But I watch because you are an amazing and captivating personality. love watching your videos.

  • @kingofembers7284
    @kingofembers7284 7 месяцев назад

    Best episode. Thanks Greg

  • @TheCarpDM
    @TheCarpDM 7 месяцев назад +18

    I love Greg's pronunciations and emphasis in this video. Also, the creation of a brand new verb: Grandma'd.

    • @kruksog
      @kruksog 7 месяцев назад +3

      As taught by Calvin and Hobbes: verbing nouns weirds language.

  • @adde9506
    @adde9506 7 месяцев назад +9

    Whiskey Salty should have been made by juicing those salt preserved lemons or using the liquid from the jar that comes out of them.

  • @mrbluelynxchannel5207
    @mrbluelynxchannel5207 7 месяцев назад

    I appreciate your content please make more!

  • @BloodSweatandFears
    @BloodSweatandFears 7 месяцев назад

    SO many more of this! ❤

  • @benosmann5404
    @benosmann5404 7 месяцев назад +15

    Fun video! Thankyou for entertaining us with your pain!
    Two thoughts:
    1) While not a spin on a sour, the Whiskey Salty could be a dirty whiskey martini. No doubt olive juice and whiskey would be terrible (probably?), but since picklebacks are a thing, maybe sub the olive juice for a salty pickle brine?
    2) I would gone to Brennivín for the Death on the Beach: "Black Death," the Icelandic angelica schnapps. Like nasty, nasty gin. Probably not an improvement, though.

  • @GamerChefGirlie
    @GamerChefGirlie 7 месяцев назад +7

    My first thought with the Harvey Gmabanger involved Lavender, as one of my grandmas was a huge fan of potpourri (or however you spell that word)

  • @kadajsnightqueen
    @kadajsnightqueen 7 месяцев назад

    Oh, please make more episodes on this subject! I read some of the other submissions in that post-they’re too good to leave unmade!

  • @curtisbailey78
    @curtisbailey78 7 месяцев назад

    This was fun. Would definitely watch another.

  • @reubenmckay
    @reubenmckay 7 месяцев назад +12

    Yes, more suffering, please. Also: might I suggest a "Midori-Fashioned".

  • @lexistential
    @lexistential 7 месяцев назад +14

    i learned coffee and lemon go well together on accident when i was eating random jelly beans and happened to get those two together. i dont drink coffee but im always trying to sell it to my friends who do

    • @gdp3rd
      @gdp3rd 7 месяцев назад +5

      Espresso with a twist of lemon is an excellent after dinner treat.

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi 7 месяцев назад +1

      The acidity of the lemon helps cut the bitter of the coffee, so not surprised.

  • @sebastianzamaro8434
    @sebastianzamaro8434 7 месяцев назад

    This was absolutely great. Flabbergasting. Keep the series going, like, FOREVER.

  • @richardvasquez9960
    @richardvasquez9960 7 месяцев назад

    please please PLEASE make more episodes like this!

  • @diebytheblade1
    @diebytheblade1 7 месяцев назад +9

    Sunday content? One word, classy.

    • @howtodrink
      @howtodrink  7 месяцев назад +15

      YT says it’s my strongest day to release so we’re testing it out. I think YT is probably wrong though

  • @ElijsDima
    @ElijsDima 7 месяцев назад +4

    Also, "Stint Julep" i.e. a julep (or something roughly like it) made out of stuff you'd somehow be able to get whilst doing a prison stint.

  • @jazzpunk570
    @jazzpunk570 7 месяцев назад +2

    Drained from the neck
    1 measure of Chambord royal
    1 measure of red raspberry cordial
    2 measures of red wine Merlot
    A few drops of Tabasco sauce
    Served warm to hot.

  • @aleksijevujovic7262
    @aleksijevujovic7262 7 месяцев назад

    amazing episode

  • @mentok1
    @mentok1 7 месяцев назад +7

    I know nothing about drinks or mixology but my first thought when watching this episode is a New Fashioned. Love your content.

  • @markzsombor6059
    @markzsombor6059 7 месяцев назад +7

    I would love a follow up episode where some of these are refined/redeemed. Theres potential in a few of them that with a little work could be good.

  • @danielhunter8008
    @danielhunter8008 7 месяцев назад

    More of this please

  • @GeoffreyScott571
    @GeoffreyScott571 7 месяцев назад

    Back to classic HTD. This was a great episode. Keep up the good work.

  • @insederec
    @insederec 7 месяцев назад +4

    I was thinking this would be, "ruin by replacing one word IN THE RECIPE" and I really wanted to watch that

    • @insederec
      @insederec 7 месяцев назад

      Thinking basically, try to sabotage these recipes and Greg tries to save them

  • @TheLegitAlpha
    @TheLegitAlpha 7 месяцев назад +16

    I’d love to see one that uses rumple minze and fireball (and chocolate milk).😊

    • @brandonp7503
      @brandonp7503 7 месяцев назад +3

      Please, be reasonable! 😂

  • @JJ_-fp9sj
    @JJ_-fp9sj 4 месяца назад

    I see that bottle of hades ambrosia in the back, and I acknowledge and love it.

  • @karlhenke91
    @karlhenke91 7 месяцев назад +1

    Howdy! As of today, I'm seven years sober, and RUclips recommended this video to me. Thank you for reminding me that alcohol is a bad idea!

  • @Zoth87
    @Zoth87 7 месяцев назад +6

    While Greg's suffering is always a highlight of my week, I do wonder which herbs would make a good julip instead of mint.

    • @DoveAlexa
      @DoveAlexa 7 месяцев назад +1

      something that ends up in herbal teas maybe? Like hibiscus?

    • @thegirlg33k
      @thegirlg33k 7 месяцев назад

      Maybe Shiso / Perilla? I'm pretty sure it's been made into a tea before, so it has potential.

    • @JohannesWiberg
      @JohannesWiberg 7 месяцев назад +2

      Rosemary might work. If you stretch the definition of "herb" I guess vanilla could be good taste wise but not visually.

    • @Pxtl
      @Pxtl 7 месяцев назад +1

      ... I mean, we know what herb is a euphemism for....
      Cannabis Julep.

    • @SuperStarr817
      @SuperStarr817 7 месяцев назад

      I think sage would be decent! A nice thanksgiving variation.

  • @jefflockwood-weed
    @jefflockwood-weed 7 месяцев назад +8

    Thank you for your many episodes! Not only are they informative, but equally entertaining as well😂🎉🎉

  • @GrizzledRick
    @GrizzledRick 7 месяцев назад +1

    lol when greg gets pre blitz because he knows its the only way hes gonna be able to handle these drinks XD great job sir! love it!

  • @melody3741
    @melody3741 7 месяцев назад

    I love the ones where they’re not totally horrible and they actually take you through a couple of flavors before giving you the weird stuff. Because they’re just so much more interesting to hear you talk about.

  • @Girruuth
    @Girruuth 7 месяцев назад +10

    This is a very interesting concept and I think is worthy of a series.

  • @miketubapun1685
    @miketubapun1685 7 месяцев назад +5

    Very funny ep!! Perhaps a Pine Nut Colada? Or, similarly, a Pesto Colada

  • @wstan609
    @wstan609 7 месяцев назад +1

    I think one more like this would be great! Maybe do a Caribbean Island Iced Tea - made with 4 different rums perhaps?

  • @djweso
    @djweso 7 месяцев назад

    I appreciate the soft landing on this one.

  • @popelius
    @popelius 7 месяцев назад +6

    A “Last Curd”.
    Variation on a Last Word but somehow incorporating yogurt/cottage cheese? It sounds awful and I hope you see this!

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi 7 месяцев назад +1

      Rather than yogurt/cottage, grate some parm on top! XD

  • @danielsantiagourtado3430
    @danielsantiagourtado3430 7 месяцев назад +15

    You teach us so much! Thanks😊😊😊❤❤❤

    • @howtodrink
      @howtodrink  7 месяцев назад +16

      Do I really though? I mean, I don't think you should learn this...

    • @thebaldfox711
      @thebaldfox711 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@howtodrinkLearning what not to do is every bit as important as learning what you should do!

    • @danielsantiagourtado3430
      @danielsantiagourtado3430 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@thebaldfox711 exactly

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi 7 месяцев назад

      @@thebaldfox711 quite honestly, you learn more from the things you do WRONG than the things you do RIGHT.

  • @salemfae
    @salemfae 6 месяцев назад +1

    I dont even drink anymore (meds) and I love watching these!! Hope to see more of these cursed ones 😆
    When i was in college i used to often get greatful deads.. what if ungrateful dead

  • @Yurt_enthusiast7
    @Yurt_enthusiast7 7 месяцев назад +3

    Dunno if you know but there's a DnD play show called tales from the leaky dragon were their opening bit for every episode is a tavern keeper telling about their different fantasy drinks. Might be fun to recreate some of them.

  • @wccrispy
    @wccrispy 7 месяцев назад +3

    Shamu Sweat made me chuckle out loud 😂

  • @stormghost3712
    @stormghost3712 7 месяцев назад +6

    Golden sour makes me think of this old ish book that had a cocktail called "Golden friendship". Always thought the name didn't age too well lol.
    Old bartending books hit different for that reason.

  • @Gorvak
    @Gorvak 7 месяцев назад +1

    I also made a cocktail named Golden Shower, non ironically, which turned out pretty good

  • @jackielinde7568
    @jackielinde7568 7 месяцев назад +1

    Back when Bacardi still made the pink label 151 proof rum (1990s), I accidentally grabbed a bottle for making Long Islands. (I was in a rush at the store and didn't notice what I grabbed.) I only realized it when my dad asked me to pour him a rum and coke. (The wire flame arrestor gave it away. It was all down bottle after that.) Needless to say, I didn't have a long island ice tea. I had a five mile island iced tea. I also had a ride to my parent's house and would be picking up my truck from my aunt's house the next day. There is more to the story and events later that night, but that's a tale for another video.

  • @gamemasteranthony2756
    @gamemasteranthony2756 7 месяцев назад +5

    Well...the Whiskey Salty was a bust. How about the Whiskey Spicy, Whiskey Bitter, or Whiskey Sweet?
    (various Pokémon with different natures perk up)

  • @FugoriHassei
    @FugoriHassei 7 месяцев назад +5

    I missed this request, so maybe y'all can help me with the joke drink my friends and I have been trying to perfect: the Tom Cummings.
    I'm a huge fan of Tom Collins. One evening, while making myself one, a friend misspoke and called it a "Tom Cummings". Everyone got a laugh out of it, but then started debating what would make a Tom Collins become such a thing. The only thing we agreed on was that the final product should be white or semi-translucent white, so that it imitated the look of... well, y'know. Potentially, if it ended up getting thicker or slimier, that would be acceptable too.
    Some ideas people came up with were:
    1. Mix something into the club soda to make it foggy, such as sugar or potentially cornstarch.
    2. Modify the recipe so that it has an egg white, making it closer to a White Lady.
    3. Use Calpico, either in place of the club soda or in place of the lemon juice/simple syrup.
    4. Convert it to a pudding or Jello shot, just accepting that it is no longer obviously connected to the original Tom Collins.
    I've been experimenting with these options to create the ideal Tom Cummings, but I haven't quite found the flavor profile that satisfies me. It is my white whale. Help would be appreciated.

    • @caspianm4745
      @caspianm4745 7 месяцев назад

      You could add white mica or flax seed gel if you're looking for slimy

    • @FugoriHassei
      @FugoriHassei 7 месяцев назад

      @@caspianm4745 Huh, I've never heard of flax seed gel, does it have a flavor? Slimy is fine with me, as long as it's white-ish and has most of the flavors of a Tom Collins.

    • @gaberobison680
      @gaberobison680 Месяц назад

      I am similarly trying to make themes drinks around an awful French kids show

  • @toobin8r
    @toobin8r 7 месяцев назад +2

    “Cleveland rocks” would have also been an acceptable toast for the Drew Carre

  • @philwatson5132
    @philwatson5132 7 месяцев назад

    Yeah; more of this, please.

  • @TheAceAdventurer80
    @TheAceAdventurer80 7 месяцев назад +28

    I would love to see what you could do with Dr. Pepper, Dr. Pepper Syrup or making stuff Dr. Pepper flavored. (Might have caught a theme there) Truly enjoy your content as a former bartender. Thanks.

    • @PostNukeProductions
      @PostNukeProductions 7 месяцев назад +7

      Funny, I posted an idea with Dr. Pepper on the community post: a Pepper Plane, a Paper Plane lengthened with Dr. Pepper. I was taking some inspiration from how bad those "splash of Sprite" drinks ended up being, but I imagine you could actually make something decent with a Dr. Pepper syrup/reduction/taste profile.

    • @DoveAlexa
      @DoveAlexa 7 месяцев назад

      What is Dr, pepper's flavor? I genuinely don't know.

    • @PostNukeProductions
      @PostNukeProductions 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@DoveAlexa It's very complex. Officially it has 23 distinct flavors, but of those it tastes most like vanilla, root beer, cherry, and almond to me.

    • @Overcrox
      @Overcrox 7 месяцев назад

      This is a great idea. I'm also curious if there's anything interesting to be done with Dr. Pepper alternatives, like Pibb (or my personal favorite, doc, absolutely delicious stuff, like Dr. Pepper with more distance from cough syrup).

    • @craigstephenson7676
      @craigstephenson7676 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@DoveAlexait’s based off prune juice but has a bunch of other flavors added

  • @Preussenpenner
    @Preussenpenner 7 месяцев назад +3

    The cilantro could be exchanged for Rosemary, that would be heaps better I'd think.

  • @colinmartin9797
    @colinmartin9797 7 месяцев назад +2

    My ideas: paincauser. Variant on a painkiller. Swap the rum with xiaoling wine
    Shlong island iced tea.
    Bong island iced tea.
    Cow's knees. Replace the honey with sweetened coffee creamer (the cheap stuff from the grocery store)