His father was killed by a can opener. And his mother was a Christian fundamentalist with no mouth. He was made in Mexico and his last name is Rodriguez
2:03 “Come on bender your grandmother could push harder than that” Bender “ No crap my grandmother was bulldozed” I just want to say that bender is a true cinema master piece
(at the casino in one of those entertainment rooms) Scorpio: those casino girls better be entertaining. Announcer: here's comes our top performer. Scorpio: that performer better be good 6:27 Scorpio: *four of his four eyes extended as his mandibles rapidly opening and closing, then his tail get bigger*
Two bands of solder monk's formed to protect pilgrim's journeying to the holy land the knights hospitallers of st John and the Knights templars. The hospitallers wore black with a white cross. The Templars wore a red cross on white, which became the symbol of all crusader's.
Bender when he sees the dancer with a butt fan and his eyes go telephoto, then megavision then nearly pop out before his antenna goes doink! Revolting all the other guests, hubbbbbb, hubbbbbf, hubbbbbba. Doink
bender offering fry a whole cabbage needs to be one of the cutest moments of the entire series
I thought that was rly nice
@@demetriuscolburn252ooooi
He’s like “wtf do I️ feed my pet human” and the answer was for some reason a random single head of cabbage
4:19 what about this?
5:20 Leela: "Is that a Hobbit?"
Bender: "Nah, that's a hobo and a rabbit. But they're making a hobbit."
I am not bender. I am Titanius Anglesmith, Fancy man of Cornwood!
"You can't sue the military."
"Huh? Oh, I'm okay then."
It's almost like soccer players
2:22 "Hey other universe bite my shiny metal as- AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!'
3:25 Nailed it!
Nailed it!
Humans are disgusting
1:37 Bender:AHAHAHHAHAHHAHH WOH💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
I love how most of these start out with bender saying “ I’m back baby” or “ we’re back baby” lol
5:55 If you bank with #MeridianCU💳 then your assets are safer than most big banks🇨🇦! 🌎💘💰
2:06 “NO CRAP!!!! MY GRANDMOTHER WAS A BULLDOZER!!!”
It’s true.
Makes a lot of sense
Tickle Me Bender. I would kill to get one of those.
Me too, meatbag.
Same-
5:39 when you get hit by a red shell but then immediately get hit by a blue shell afterwards in Mario Kart
5:55 If you bank with #MeridianCU💳 then your assets are safer than most big banks🇨🇦! 🌎💘💰
1:54 “Look I got you a cabbage to snack on, humans like cabbage right?”
"You couldn't afford it"
Not gonna lie, that's a hell of a comeback.
I missed my calling😔 to be a bankster😈 and have an a bottomless wallet! #TDBank🌎💘💰
He's a big awful jerk, and yet he makes me laugh.
Just Like Roger From American Dad.
Just like Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
@@MikeWildePredator or like Brian from Family Guy
Guys don't compare Futurama to those shows. *Please.*
@@minimalgrammar1276 Sorry, Mate.
“Come on Bender your grandmother could push harder than that!”
Bender:” my grandmother was a bulldozer”
That got me
You forgot the no crap part
His father was killed by a can opener. And his mother was a Christian fundamentalist with no mouth. He was made in Mexico and his last name is Rodriguez
“Were you built without an imagination?”
“It just hasn’t descended yet!”
Why did it take me so long to get that joke?
I still don't get it
@@dreadlock17 You will when they decend
@@cowthedestroyer what
@@cowthedestroyer?
@@dreadlock17 balls
I like when bender use his zoom in feature.
Binoculars
6:30 😂😂😂😂
Bender is definitely my favorite character from Futurama! He's the best! Cracks me up!
Yeah American voice actors are great.
I love it when he poops literal bricks.
It’s a play on the phrase shit bricks.
5:21
Bender: No, that’s a hobo and a rabbit. But they’re making a Hobbit. 🤣🤣🤣
Me: Who comes up with this stuff?! It’s hilarious!
2:10 what I mean, when I say I'm shittin a brick.
The way the one eyed person said “your grandmother could push harder” and bender said “no crap my grandmother was a bulldozer” 😂😂😂
Her name is Leela
“The one eyed person”
Bro I was 13 when I said that. I was a bit dumb back then.
@@yese2769return of the king
2:00: This guy’s built different.
1:29 genuinely made me laugh
2:06
Bender: No crap. My Grandmother was a bulldozer!
3:46 "THE HUMAN RACE CAN BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS"
I second that emotion
Tickle me bender is the best his voice lines and the fact that he had free will before the og bender
Bender: humans like cabbage, right?
Kids: no not really
You’re eyes say no but your machine guns say-
*continues to get shot*
Y e s
5:00, This Is Why It Was A Precursor To Disenchantment.
In the Italian dub it was "my arms are broken, how will I play the harpsichord now?"
Okay, that’s funny!
In Germany, it was glockenspiel
"Your eyes say no. But your machine-gun fire says RAGLBALGLRLABLRLA"
2:03 “Come on bender your grandmother could push harder than that”
Bender “ No crap my grandmother was bulldozed”
I just want to say that bender is a true cinema master piece
0:20 *_How did the Egyptians know to raise their hands upon the sight of a gun?_*
6:35 Sounds like Popeye
Me in math class:
"Whad'ya got there, numbers?"
I can't even with 4:44
“Scarab forearm bird bird bird”
drop the sarcophgus spelled backwards
Hilarious
(at the casino in one of those entertainment rooms)
Scorpio: those casino girls better be entertaining.
Announcer: here's comes our top performer.
Scorpio: that performer better be good
6:27
Scorpio: *four of his four eyes extended as his mandibles rapidly opening and closing, then his tail get bigger*
5:12 I started choking from laughter after watching this 😂
7:24 What's with big butt? 🤣
As a human I agree with Bender 100%
"Me thinks we be boned!"
He tried to murder me. Ah cool Is that a stag horn
0:53 is just me or bender predicted the first scene of terminator dark fail
5:55 I am not feeling the FOMO💰... Where is my latinum #TDBank💳?🌎💘💰
I love this show so much
"Hasta la Vista Meatbag"
That's honestly something that I'm surprised hasn't been said by a Terminator.
My arms are broken I’ll never paint again😂😂
You can’t sue the military
@@cantthinkofagoodnameforthi1645 Eh? Aw..I’m okay then.
No crap my mom was a bulldozer!
Its grandmom
Had a drill sergeant say that to us at Ft. Benning on the night obstacle course. "Into the breach, you worthless meatbags"
"Me thinks we be boned"
-Bender
6:27 OMG
1:06
Manic much
“Me thinks we be boned!” Lol
1:38 3.2.1 boom 💥
1:52
In the same movie, Bender is turned off twice and the result is different each time.
Consistency much?
If you want to talk about consistency, just think about the interior of the Futurama space ship. It's impossible to get any sort of layout lol
There is VERY little consistency with this show. The ratio to continuity is like roughly 5:1
Boy I hope somebody got fired for that blunder
1:31 bender dies or atleast a time duplicate
5:09 is that Elfo? Lol
“ Hey other universe, bite my shiny metal ass AHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
The light! Its blinding!!! And the ass pain! Its SEARING!!!!
*clears my throat* when bender just said "to slow" he just sounded just like sonic the green eyes blue hedgehog the fastest thing alive O_O :-O
young Philip: you want uncle phil he went to the north pole on a fishing boat.
Bender: OH THE NORTH POLE I WAS JUST THERE!!!
1:35 kills me xD
Bender: my arms are broken I'll never paint again (sob)
Kif: you can't sue the military
Bender: oh I'm ok then
LMAO!!!!!
Took the fraze shitin bricks to the next level
The bender doll made me laugh my ass off
7:54 - I want this on my tombstone
" BOOM!! HAHAHA WOOAA-"
This show would be nothing without Bender! ✋🤣x3
You still have Ziodberg.
@@bmstylee
Yousa fool for that one!👊🤣
I think I like Bender even more than I like Roger from American Dad:)
“Y’know, it’s funny…”
“What?”
“YOUR WEINER!”
Every scene with bender is a good one
I lost it here 8:03 and 8:09
Me too
"Me-thinks we be boned" 😂😂😂
Doll talk
Cala Maria Dad: 0!
6:15
*Boom* 💥
6:16
All: *Cheering*
6:17
Grinder: Rest In Hell Crapville!
6:19
4:47 He just like Fry that did room.
7:37 you actually can
Two bands of solder monk's formed to protect pilgrim's journeying to the holy land the knights hospitallers of st John and the Knights templars.
The hospitallers wore black with a white cross. The Templars wore a red cross on white, which became the symbol of all crusader's.
Chicken. Grease. Salt.
5:04 I love Titanius AngleSmith 🥰🥰🥰💕💕💕
2:02
2:35 When you run out of options what to do with your life
I forgot Amy and Leela made out
"Nailed It"
Anyone notice how Bender's Big Score was 0.06% faster than normal pitch/speed?
Nope
2:01 he does not care
i wished i was this uncaring to not get crushed by a giant golf ball
Anyone get an episode name for when Bender counted down pretending to be a bomb? (1:31)
It's the movie. Benders Big Score.
@@DeathmaskDuplicant ty kindly
Sorta towards the end of the movie though just a heads up
So every scene where Bender is.
1:35 ….1…. BOOM!!!! Hahahahaha…woah! (explodes)
I like how Bender purrs it makes me feel to say "NYA~"😻😻😻😽😽😽😽
2:06 funny
I'm bender, let's do it.
Lol, "Scarab forearm bird bird bird."
I love it when you say that
Bender Rodriguez is the best
¡Hasta la vista, Bender!
You can't just have that first part of him blurting out "your wiener!" Then cut off his laugh
Bender when he sees the dancer with a butt fan and his eyes go telephoto, then megavision then nearly pop out before his antenna goes doink! Revolting all the other guests, hubbbbbb, hubbbbbf, hubbbbbba. Doink
from which episode/ season are these)
especially that last "into the breach, meatbags"????
John Franklin season six into the wild green yonder part 4
8:38 technically you can, it's just very difficult
2:22 Lol finally comeuppance for his catchphrase! 3:45 Air??
Bender:You know? It's funny
Fry:What?
Bender:Your wiener! Hahahahaha! Funniest line from Bender in Bender's Big Score