The Best of Bender 2 (revised)

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  • Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
  • Covid-19 lockdown project completed finally! I hope it provides a laugh during a tough year. Revised 2021 due to copyright claim (I think it was for some music that was played in the show).
    No copyright infringement intended. Please support and continue to watch this great show. Futurama was one of the finest animated comedies from Fox and Comedy Central and you can still watch it here:
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  • @Peter_Turbo4
    @Peter_Turbo4 3 года назад +1124

    “Cause you’re a robot?”
    “No, convicted felon.”

    • @mr.x2567
      @mr.x2567 3 года назад +29

      That probably used to be an issue.

    • @SteveRogers0768
      @SteveRogers0768 3 года назад +40

      I love how Hermes looks back after he says that

    • @fenrirsrage4609
      @fenrirsrage4609 2 года назад +2

      Hermes and Leela's reactions help sell that joke imo

    • @stepanhrebicek8309
      @stepanhrebicek8309 2 года назад

      @@mr.x2567 it should be. Because if robots could vote, then the robot factory owners would rule since they can create enough robots to change the result of the election

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi Год назад

      I love that you can make a black people joke with that.

  • @jaborsey_joseph
    @jaborsey_joseph 3 года назад +1306

    I like that Bender cares more about not having freckles than having a soul

    • @macrons593
      @macrons593 3 года назад +26

      But he wants the freckles

    • @krisi192995
      @krisi192995 3 года назад +8

      I mean, he's not wrong.

    • @matthewgohsthoove1947
      @matthewgohsthoove1947 3 года назад +18

      Souls are over rated that's why I sold mine

    • @benjo_5
      @benjo_5 3 года назад +6

      He knew it was a bluff.... Gingers don't have souls

    • @DarthDestructusTheSithLord
      @DarthDestructusTheSithLord 3 года назад +4

      Freckles>Soul
      Everyone knows that (for redheads like me at least) every soul one steals equates to another freckle on their body!

  • @thatoneguywiththevoice328
    @thatoneguywiththevoice328 3 года назад +1085

    Can we appreciate that George Washington actually smiles at bender's joke

    • @theseepingcicada8448
      @theseepingcicada8448 3 года назад +56

      He also laughs at it after a bit in the actual episode

    • @theredtechnician
      @theredtechnician 3 года назад +38

      I'd like to think that he didn't get it but wanted to make Bender happy

    • @thatoneguywiththevoice328
      @thatoneguywiththevoice328 3 года назад +45

      @@theredtechnician Washington was a GENUINELY good dude, when it came to people of his time

    • @erikthomsen4768
      @erikthomsen4768 3 года назад +10

      @@thatoneguywiththevoice328 I’m pretty sure the Americans he kept enslaved would disagree.

    • @thatoneguywiththevoice328
      @thatoneguywiththevoice328 3 года назад +17

      @@erikthomsen4768 yeah that's something definitely
      But I'm going to do what the Americam education system does and acknowledge he had tons of slaves but say nothing about them
      But yeah the founding fathers were assholes when talking about their pasts but what can you do. We want a symbol of freedom and military excellence, we get a man that enslaved humans and did guerilla tactics (seen as cheap and bad, strategically, at the time)

  • @TheSeaofScience
    @TheSeaofScience 3 года назад +497

    “You’ll like being dead”
    “That’s what they said about being alive!”

  • @richardcochrane1966
    @richardcochrane1966 2 года назад +181

    3:38
    "Bender, honey, we love you!"
    "Shut up, baby, I know it!"

    • @Vullifer1074
      @Vullifer1074 2 года назад +23

      His walk was the best

    • @thewillofabeast9079
      @thewillofabeast9079 Год назад +4

      “Computer Dating! It’s like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase ‘upside your head’”

    • @bigtub1101
      @bigtub1101 6 месяцев назад +1

      stupid anti pimping laws!

  • @zerofox8756
    @zerofox8756 2 года назад +213

    8:23 Zapp is so quotable that he even shows up in other characters' videos.

  • @Weirdomilkshake
    @Weirdomilkshake Год назад +141

    "I don't want to die at the age of 25!"
    "Honey unless we hit a time warp I wouldn't worry about it"
    Damn Bender's a savage

  • @joshkeene8457
    @joshkeene8457 3 года назад +380

    “Robots are very good at keeping secrets.”
    “No we’re not you little bed wetter!”

    • @BROXBasher
      @BROXBasher 3 года назад +32

      I love that he was actually sorry he let that slip.

    • @MrMeehan1993
      @MrMeehan1993 2 года назад +2

      Haha

  • @lucasgibbs4050
    @lucasgibbs4050 3 года назад +214

    “Bite my colossal metal ass!!!” If only Krang from TMNT 1987 or Kraang Prime from TMNT 2012 used that line.

    • @beckhornig7910
      @beckhornig7910 3 года назад +10

      No way that's being said on Nickelodeon

  • @eleasandrinhoarantes3078
    @eleasandrinhoarantes3078 3 года назад +256

    “ get a room you two “
    We’re in a room !
    “ well then lose some weight “

  • @loganharroun5496
    @loganharroun5496 3 года назад +208

    6:08 "harpoon my ass." "Okay" *yelling followed by hopping around*

    • @devantemungin7060
      @devantemungin7060 3 года назад +13

      Bender was just asking for it.

    • @BSTR03Hockey
      @BSTR03Hockey 3 года назад +11

      @@devantemungin7060 quite literally

    • @kirawarner2772
      @kirawarner2772 4 месяца назад

      Well, he was asking for it. And may I say, it is pretty funny.

  • @sonicguyver7445
    @sonicguyver7445 3 года назад +204

    0:45 A very simple joke but still one of my favorites.

  • @Jeff-NORCAL
    @Jeff-NORCAL 3 года назад +156

    Computer dating, it’s like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase “ upside your head”

    • @Eshtian
      @Eshtian 3 года назад +4

      69th like

  • @ihavenoclevername8300
    @ihavenoclevername8300 3 года назад +232

    "Oh god the pain!!!" I love the delivery on that line

  • @jamesmoore8815
    @jamesmoore8815 2 года назад +53

    5:31 "im gonna jump" "do a flip" 😂

  • @jacobgray8210
    @jacobgray8210 2 года назад +48

    Bender probably has one of the best laughs for an animated character

  • @zakbax7259
    @zakbax7259 2 года назад +14

    “Hey! Guess what you’re accessories to.”

  • @EnycmaPie
    @EnycmaPie 3 года назад +70

    5:06
    Your social security cheque is late!
    Stuff cost more than it used to!
    Young people use curse words!

  • @martinreyes8746
    @martinreyes8746 3 года назад +128

    I'm going to jump
    Everyone: no
    Bender: do a flip

  • @theblazingsavoir994
    @theblazingsavoir994 3 года назад +137

    Love how hermes turned his head when he heard bender say that he was a convicted criminal at 1:05

  • @ReviewerKid90
    @ReviewerKid90 3 года назад +46

    "Ah save it for the cross burning, Adolf." Wow. Did they get away with that?

  • @psychochiken4111
    @psychochiken4111 3 года назад +39

    "Impending para un bending" one of me favorite of Bender's lines.

  • @MegaKrayZay
    @MegaKrayZay 3 года назад +45

    Hippie: You shouldn’t eat things that feel pain.
    Bender: Okay, we won’t eat you!

  • @itsme_cherrysinremover3461
    @itsme_cherrysinremover3461 3 года назад +48

    4:08
    Me on the last test in collage:

  • @MrNight-dg1ug
    @MrNight-dg1ug 2 года назад +11

    The biggest joke was Conan O'Brien saying he had a soul.
    A ginger.

  • @flashthompson4546
    @flashthompson4546 3 года назад +46

    7:29 the way the card cries 😂

  • @plum.phobia
    @plum.phobia Год назад +7

    4:56 this might be the only time i’ve ever heard him say the word “sorry”

  • @lonewolf2513
    @lonewolf2513 3 года назад +218

    4:34 Bender predicted onlyfans

  • @contentlobby3824
    @contentlobby3824 3 года назад +45

    “Stupid anti-pimping laws…”

  • @b1njjj95
    @b1njjj95 2 года назад +25

    "I love stealing! I love taking things." 🤣

  • @TinySpiny
    @TinySpiny 3 года назад +41

    “Alright then we won’t eat you!”

  • @FeathermaneEdits
    @FeathermaneEdits 3 года назад +44

    Do a flip! XD

  • @GranVlog
    @GranVlog Год назад +5

    Its the one and only show that i can watch forever

    • @dp2901
      @dp2901  Год назад

      You seen any of the new season? John DiMaggio gets top billing in the credits!

  • @PJOZeus
    @PJOZeus 3 года назад +49

    "I'll save you nibbler!"
    *punts him into the next dimension*

  • @thewillofabeast9079
    @thewillofabeast9079 Год назад +11

    0:13
    This wasn’t in order in the actual episode but I like how the placement of the clips make it look like Bender shook rat poison into the toilet and dropped Nibbler in it.

  • @ieshaada866
    @ieshaada866 3 года назад +22

    Y does that lion look like us waiting for more futurama episodes.

  • @thebrosquad3333
    @thebrosquad3333 2 года назад +16

    4:03 - 4:09
    Random Robot: I challenge you to fist cuffs
    *Bender laughing*
    *Random Robot transforms*
    Bender: Ah I’m Boned!!!

  • @dragontrainer1013
    @dragontrainer1013 3 года назад +18

    0:36
    Bender:Get him boys!
    *the chess pieces attack Fry*
    Me:That's one way to win a chess game. Lol

  • @innocenntly
    @innocenntly 3 года назад +12

    2:25 aww what is this? the middle ages? 😭

  • @kieranhurst8543
    @kieranhurst8543 2 года назад +9

    4:37 - god, they really did just predict vrchat

  • @Champ2103
    @Champ2103 3 года назад +37

    5:58 me as soon as Friday starts

  • @andrewmontgomery5621
    @andrewmontgomery5621 3 года назад +33

    3:54: Reminds me of when the submarine Alicorn exploding.

  • @dommvignali774
    @dommvignali774 2 года назад +4

    "If you don't believe in him, he can't hurt you." ~U.S. Treasury regarding the national debt.

  • @fernandomartin661
    @fernandomartin661 2 года назад +5

    "Get a room, you two!"
    "We're in a room!"
    "Well then lose some weight!"
    XD

  • @adamcheklat7387
    @adamcheklat7387 3 года назад +34

    4:05: My reaction to Darcy using her Sphere of Oblivion in Season 1, episode 19 of Winx Club.

  • @Eros160
    @Eros160 3 года назад +27

    2:28 is probably my favorite clip here it's hilarious

  • @go4thmultiply349
    @go4thmultiply349 3 года назад +16

    0:59 Best joke

  • @darkcylander
    @darkcylander 3 года назад +25

    Leela is only 25? man do I feel old.

    • @mr.x2567
      @mr.x2567 3 года назад +3

      Not really actually

    • @VeritasMiles
      @VeritasMiles 2 года назад +3

      Bender implies that she is lying about her age, which is possible. Her tone does seem a little like she's pretending to be younger than she actually is. She's not a very good liar.

  • @judet2992
    @judet2992 Год назад +7

    Most iconic thing to come out of this show: *D O A F L I P*

  • @ShadowHyena101
    @ShadowHyena101 3 года назад +16

    3:38
    Female robot: Bender honey we love you.
    Bender: Shut up baby I know it.
    4:51
    Impending para un bending!

  • @Xenronnify
    @Xenronnify 3 года назад +10

    I still hold the theory that Bender is Jake the Dog, once the universe reset itself and his half-alien-demon side allowed him to live so long, he got uploaded to a robot body and shot into the multiverse, and ended up here in the year (Bender was "made")

  • @gamerguyz347
    @gamerguyz347 3 года назад +28

    8:53 Mood.

  • @mrdaym
    @mrdaym 3 года назад +18

    Why did I completely forget the time Conan roasted bender? Time to binge the entire series again I guess.

  • @ryangibson2831
    @ryangibson2831 2 года назад +6

    Futureama is and will always be my most favorate cartoon.

  • @dragoncaptain678
    @dragoncaptain678 2 года назад +4

    Gamer: I need a new Game Console! And damn the expense!
    PS5 $600
    Gamer: DAMN THE EXPENSE!!

  • @bet3240
    @bet3240 2 года назад +3

    "I have a soul"
    -a ginger

  • @nicolasbolas2247
    @nicolasbolas2247 Год назад +7

    7:00 the editing and timing on these two clips is amazing

    • @dp2901
      @dp2901  Год назад

      Thank you I do my best with my limited resources. Thank you for viewing my little channel!

  • @theshipmasterbanished3902
    @theshipmasterbanished3902 2 года назад +2

    Bender: hey guess what your accessory to

  • @thugvida
    @thugvida 2 года назад +9

    3:10 Bender slayed in that scarf !

  • @silverscorpio24
    @silverscorpio24 3 года назад +23

    "HAHAHahahahehehe I'm boned."

  • @qinshihuang8414
    @qinshihuang8414 2 года назад +3

    leela: "i dont wanna die at the age of 25"
    bender:"honey unless we hit a time warp i wouldn't worry about it"
    😂😂

  • @franktitoni
    @franktitoni 5 месяцев назад

    The massive body of work from these voices actors, animators and storytellers is easily on par with the greatest tv comedies of our time. Such great writing, such great comedic timing. Shout out to the editors. It all came together for these distinctly loveable and highly memorable characters. I sincerely thank all parties involve for consistently making me laugh!

  • @sharkparty1027
    @sharkparty1027 2 года назад +4

    Unless we have a time machine, you won't have to worry about that!
    🤣

  • @Kapitan_Aero116
    @Kapitan_Aero116 3 года назад +5

    5:31 LMAO do a flip
    im dying

  • @vessel__
    @vessel__ 2 года назад +8

    6:05 is an underrated scene

  • @frootloops6432
    @frootloops6432 2 года назад +4

    Hermes "Im going to jump"
    Bender "Do a flip

  • @WolfGamesHD
    @WolfGamesHD 2 года назад +5

    5:18 Nothing, Nothing, Crap, Crap, Garbage....
    Read Em And Leak Saltwater

  • @lowhp_comic
    @lowhp_comic 2 года назад +3

    The way this compliation is laid out makes it look like Hermes was ready for suicide the moment his office was trashed up 🤣

  • @Arachnobitecosplay
    @Arachnobitecosplay 6 месяцев назад +1

    Conan head: I still have something you’ll never have, A SOUL!
    Bender: Meh.
    Conan head: And freckles!
    Bender: *cries*

  • @shuhratkessikbayev8886
    @shuhratkessikbayev8886 2 года назад +1

    There's something really funny about "Save it for the cross burning, Adolf."

  • @mattwhit02
    @mattwhit02 3 года назад +10

    so happy I came across this so recently!

  • @Aftertaste_
    @Aftertaste_ 2 года назад +2

    "Hey! What's Bender wearing instead of that crap?"

  • @ifeelluckytoday
    @ifeelluckytoday 3 года назад +7

    7:43 we taught a lion to eat tofu

    • @bobtheduck
      @bobtheduck 2 года назад +2

      Problem is a lot of hardcore Vegans do just that, and their mostly carnivore (dog) or obligate carnivore (cat) pets suffer for it

    • @bonedude666
      @bonedude666 2 года назад +1

      Leo the Lion in a nutshell.

    • @matthewfredericks25
      @matthewfredericks25 Год назад +1

      Vegan teacher in a nutshell

  • @robhernandez4313
    @robhernandez4313 2 года назад +13

    “That’s it! Sir, I challenge you to fisty cuffs!”
    Bender: 🤣😂🤣
    Masked Unit: Transforms and bulks up.
    Bender: 👁 👄 👁 “Oh I’m boned”
    😂

  • @06alepea1
    @06alepea1 3 года назад +37

    Bender, Roger, Stewie, Krieger. The three best cartoon characters ever.

    • @dp2901
      @dp2901  3 года назад +3

      Rick Sanchez is really growing on me. Did you see the season 5 finale? Mind blown.

    • @scotingram4228
      @scotingram4228 2 года назад

      Four

    • @b1njjj95
      @b1njjj95 2 года назад

      1**

    • @Wizgoht
      @Wizgoht 2 года назад +1

      You forgot Lucy from Disenchantment

    • @anvr7505
      @anvr7505 Год назад

      Eric cartman bender rick sanchez

  • @daddyratt4065
    @daddyratt4065 3 года назад +3

    1:45 Lies, you're a ginger so you dont have one either

  • @therockphilosopher1678
    @therockphilosopher1678 3 года назад +4

    I now want a super soaker full of fine cognac

  • @lilredrobyn44
    @lilredrobyn44 3 года назад +29

    1:09 how is bender talking with money in his mouth

    • @adriantegenfeldt1661
      @adriantegenfeldt1661 3 года назад +12

      He is a robot. :D

    • @oomfoof7294
      @oomfoof7294 3 года назад +13

      His mouth is weird. It seems to be a speaker, but also opens up, and sometimes the squares are retractable, but they also move like lips.

    • @VeritasMiles
      @VeritasMiles 2 года назад +1

      Your phone or Alexa device can speak to you and make sound while covered, buried, or in a pocket. So I mean Bender is a machine, an Artificial Intelligence. I would assume the mouth is mostly aesthetic to give him a humanoid appearance. Although he does use that mouth to drink beer/liquor, whatever purpose drinking serves for a robot. Functionally he probably doesn't even need a mouth.

  • @zakbax7259
    @zakbax7259 2 года назад +2

    “No liquor?! До свидания, comrade.”

    • @Jaxvidstar
      @Jaxvidstar Год назад

      That always get me hearing the greeting card after that quote.

  • @LordRichard987
    @LordRichard987 2 года назад +8

    1:15 the best part

  • @CantBeFucked69420
    @CantBeFucked69420 3 года назад +76

    1:46 Ha, a ginger bragging about having a soul.

    • @ArbitraryEverything
      @ArbitraryEverything 3 года назад +9

      I am a ginger, and I find that statement funny as hell.

    • @Historyguy-xu5ht
      @Historyguy-xu5ht 3 года назад +15

      Fact, gingers steal a soul for every freckle they gain

    • @beckhornig7910
      @beckhornig7910 3 года назад +2

      @@Historyguy-xu5ht The lazy fiends! They could be stealing so much more!

  • @dannyjohnson599
    @dannyjohnson599 2 года назад +5

    0:24 wheeljack in fnaf security breach be like: 3:38 8:15

  • @VillaVelasco89
    @VillaVelasco89 Год назад +1

    4:40 "You're a dollar naughtier than most....so how 'bout them Knicks?"

  • @matthewwhiteaker1984
    @matthewwhiteaker1984 3 года назад +14

    My favourite Presidents are George Washington and Abraham Lincoln I'm happy they put them in this show

  • @MrDrivingFaster
    @MrDrivingFaster 2 года назад +2

    No alcohol?! dasvidaniya comrade!

  • @anorakcosplays7179
    @anorakcosplays7179 Месяц назад

    2:28 “it’s always so sad when a friend goes crazy and you have to have a big clambake and cook em!! YEEHAW!!”

  • @truffeltroll6668
    @truffeltroll6668 3 года назад +8

    Why don't we have chicken flavoured smokes?

  • @lifeisgood420365
    @lifeisgood420365 2 года назад +5

    06:55 WAIT, old.... spice

  • @KingSunLight
    @KingSunLight 3 года назад +3

    You got the toe nail.

  • @Inactive20000
    @Inactive20000 3 года назад +5

    8:09 idk why it kinda reminds me of the stay puft marshmallow man scene ->-

  • @EthanAnania
    @EthanAnania 7 месяцев назад +1

    7:27 - 7:32
    When you find out that your friend disliked Disney’s Wish

  • @angelnavarro553
    @angelnavarro553 3 года назад +7

    7:49 is that the sound used in the brain annuerism meme

  • @sauss712
    @sauss712 Месяц назад

    5:32 I would have figured Zoidberg would be less caring in this situation considering their dynamic lol. But good to see Bender still Benders

  • @darkninja123able
    @darkninja123able 3 года назад +6

    2:09 funniest in cartoon history

  • @lumityforever
    @lumityforever 3 года назад +6

    He's got a point about the lottery tickets the dolphin deserved it

  • @Ward1706
    @Ward1706 3 года назад +16

    "Hmmm...
    Get 'im boys!"

  • @sucymanbavaran9054
    @sucymanbavaran9054 2 года назад +3

    5:32 "Do a flip!"

  • @xjdfghashzkj
    @xjdfghashzkj 9 месяцев назад

    "I demand you restore my buttocks to their former glory!" is a great line that has countless practical applications in everyday life

  • @chaoticpemmins748
    @chaoticpemmins748 2 года назад +6

    At 4:26, if you look at the frame-by-frame footage, what the hell is flying out of Bender's mouth? Nothing other than his teeth visibly fly out.

    • @bigprojects2560
      @bigprojects2560 2 года назад +2

      Looks like it was supposed to be his bottom jaw but for some reason it stayed after the hit. That or maybe a mouth guard

    • @chaoticpemmins748
      @chaoticpemmins748 2 года назад +5

      @@bigprojects2560 On second watch, I confirm it was a mouth guard from standard boxing requirements. Ironic, robots get better fighting ring rights than humans.

  • @alcreamiemaster7293
    @alcreamiemaster7293 3 года назад +7

    Do a flip🤣