7 Creepiest Things You’d Throw Away if They Weren’t so Mission Critical: Commenter Edition

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  • Опубликовано: 1 авг 2024
  • Recently, we talked about some of the creepiest and grossest things you have to cart around with you in games. Turns out, you all had some excellent suggestions of your own! So here are yet more disgusting items you were forced to carry. Now, how do you disinfect an entire backpack?
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  • @andymcp4752
    @andymcp4752 5 лет назад +599

    "Here comes our hero! No doubt with something to save us all! What say thee hero?"
    *"ew ew ew ew ew ew ew"*

    • @ceecee6521
      @ceecee6521 5 лет назад +54

      "I NEED HAND SANITIZER!!!"

    • @aCure4me
      @aCure4me 5 лет назад +39

      OH MY FRIGGING GOD, IT'S DROOLING EVERYWHERE!!!

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 5 лет назад +25

      Get it of of me! GET IT OF!!!!!

    • @taylorh1872
      @taylorh1872 5 лет назад +20

      OH MY GOSH I THINK IT JUST BLINKED!!

    • @souldanny.
      @souldanny. 5 лет назад +15

      *"I think I got it in my mouth"*

  • @heliosfactor213
    @heliosfactor213 5 лет назад +177

    I would say Binding of Isaac but I wouldn’t know where to start

  • @hufflepuffsith5465
    @hufflepuffsith5465 2 года назад +29

    Ellen: "So pick up a bottle of hand sanitizer."
    Me, from the future: "Yeah, you're gonna get real used to doing that in a couple years."

  • @comicracka5370
    @comicracka5370 4 года назад +51

    I never minded having the hip bone. In fact it was one of my favorite items because it was an interesting item. So I kept it for most of the game.

  • @christopherneedham1750
    @christopherneedham1750 5 лет назад +524

    I'm gonna be honest, nothing screams OX like any list featuring Skyrim, Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines, Zelda BoTW and The Secret of Monkey Island. I'm just surprised you got all of them without Ellen forcing Kingdoms of Amalur on there 😂

    • @bbbbba9167
      @bbbbba9167 5 лет назад +23

      Kingdoms of amalur is amazing.

    • @bbbbba9167
      @bbbbba9167 5 лет назад +3

      @@Genesis23OPB wow, thats pretty shitty im sorry. Thats happened to me in rpgs before so i totally understand. Never happened to me in to koa but i believe it.

    • @Ranylyn
      @Ranylyn 5 лет назад +5

      This comment made my day. (And my heart goes out to Genesis, it takes awhile to get to level 22. That's rough.) I think the only reason KoA didn't make it on was the fact that there wasn't much in it that COULD make the list. I didn't 100% it (Never even made it to level 30) but unless the Dead Kel or Travellers questlines have one... yeah.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 5 лет назад +2

      KoA wasn't big on quest items. It had them but they were mostly "Find a rare herb" sort of things.

    • @HarryBillyBobGeorge
      @HarryBillyBobGeorge 5 лет назад +8

      No You Are Dead song or Tim Curry "SPACE" clip though

  • @yorkshirepuddin_
    @yorkshirepuddin_ 5 лет назад +410

    Luke: don't wear purple and orange, it will make you look insane
    Jane: don't forget to wash all that human blood off your face, its bad manners not to
    Pro fashion tips guys

    • @ForestRaptor
      @ForestRaptor 5 лет назад +17

      Purple and Orange : The Rimmy Tim's choice colors :p

    • @ChknKng
      @ChknKng 5 лет назад +13

      *Jeremy sweats intensely*

    • @jamesharvey44
      @jamesharvey44 5 лет назад +6

      I don't know, Pagan Minn might be able to pull it off.

    • @toady3794
      @toady3794 4 года назад +2

      Start wearing purple. Wearing purple.

    • @ZoobiethePopplio
      @ZoobiethePopplio 3 года назад

      Nintendo making the purple and orange joycons: [Sweating profusely]

  • @JStryker47
    @JStryker47 5 лет назад +50

    Rottingham: "Give me that map!"
    Guybrush: "Here, take it." *puts map on Rottingham's sword*
    Rottingham: *looks on in disgust* "That's your map?! Eww...!"
    ---
    Also, some trivia: the month that Palido mentions is whatever month is 5 months away from the one your computer's calendar is set to. And if it's set to January, he'll also say, "Oh, and by the way, happy new year."

  • @firewizardrunepro
    @firewizardrunepro 5 лет назад +29

    Jane: “you can tell by the odd noise it makes when it enters your inventory”
    *Ad plays*
    “I DONT WANNA GOOOOOOO”
    Me: uh, that is an odd noise...... 👀

  • @shadowcat1606
    @shadowcat1606 5 лет назад +343

    I mean ... a hip bone, though ? Amongst other things, you can carry the heads of hagravens, the toes of freshly killed giants, mammoth snouts, daedra hearts and ectoplasm around. Honestly, i'd rather carry a plain old bone that can also double as a novelty drinks holder.

    • @TheGreatDrake
      @TheGreatDrake 5 лет назад +41

      It's also hundreds of years old and no longer has any flesh on it to stink and rot.

    • @robertagu5533
      @robertagu5533 5 лет назад +12

      That's probably what the character used it for when the game wasn't playing or on pause a long time

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 5 лет назад

      Buncha babies lol

    • @submariNervous
      @submariNervous 5 лет назад +25

      To be fair, this list was specifically for things that one _had_ to have in their inventory to progress in some quest or other. Giants' toes and the like are optional, and therefore technically wouldn't count for this list.
      Now, _Habd's Remains,_ on the other hand...

    • @shadowcat1606
      @shadowcat1606 5 лет назад +5

      @@TheReZisTLust Babies ? Why ? My point wasn't that the items i named are too disgusting to carry them around, just that they would be, in theory, arguably more disgusting than a plain old hip-bone

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 5 лет назад +515

    Guybrush: "You don't want your skin to burn and peel off."
    Also Guybrush: _burns and peels off a guy's skin_
    Geez, Guybrush is a jerk.

    • @JStryker47
      @JStryker47 5 лет назад +12

      Well, they didn't show the part where he says, "I really wish I didn't have to do that."

    • @JStryker47
      @JStryker47 5 лет назад +8

      Also, Palido isn't really the nicest guy either.
      "I'm sorry, babe, I'm really truly sorry. Perhaps I didn't use the magic word. Take this drink away and bring me another. NOW!"

    • @squaredup1800
      @squaredup1800 5 лет назад +7

      @@JStryker47 But, I mean, does it really warrant peeling a layer of his skin off...?

    • @RedwoodTheElf
      @RedwoodTheElf 5 лет назад +3

      Or the part where the opposing pirate takes the map away
      "THAT'S your map? Ewwww!"

    • @JStryker47
      @JStryker47 5 лет назад +2

      @Squared Up Maybe not, but desperate times call for desperate measures. A woman's life was at stake, after all.

  • @thomasmoore8030
    @thomasmoore8030 5 лет назад +106

    Jane: “How do you get souls out of carpet?”
    *meanwhile, deep in Jane’s psyche*
    Prudence: Amateur...

  • @ellenanderson9139
    @ellenanderson9139 5 лет назад +8

    You know when you’ve watched too many supernatural type shows when Jane says what gets souls out of carpet and immediately you mutter “salt” into an empty room

  • @Paladin585
    @Paladin585 5 лет назад +178

    Hold up, for Skyrim the grossest thing is Pelagious's hip bone? In a game where daedra hearts, giant's toes, falmer ears, hagraven heads, troll fat, and segments of large carnivorous nightmare bugs can be acquired, the dried hip bone wins the favored spot?

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 5 лет назад +21

      Paladin585 all of those are optional and can be used for alchemy. Pelagius' Hip Bone is only used to access that quest, can't be dropped, and is forced onto you by an eyeless madman. Ewww.

    • @Paladin585
      @Paladin585 5 лет назад +23

      Fair enough on the other stuff, but the hagraven heads are for the companions quest, can't drop those. Besides, Pelagious's hip bone has been exposed for centuries to the elements, all trace of organic material in that is long gone, it's about as gross as touching a rock.

    • @souldanny.
      @souldanny. 5 лет назад +7

      @@nicholasfarrell5981 I still carry around giant toes for some god forsaken quest. My cat also comments on it, which does not help.

    • @damiantjiptono3398
      @damiantjiptono3398 5 лет назад +9

      The severed witch head you have to get when trying to cure that one guy's lycanthropy was much more disturbing

    • @rmt3589
      @rmt3589 4 года назад

      Especially when all of those are edibles!

  • @danimitetwitch
    @danimitetwitch 5 лет назад +93

    “Matching purple with orange is a move only done by the truly unhinged”
    Me: looks at room of Clemson Tigers memorabilia...”he right”

  • @violetmoon1587
    @violetmoon1587 5 лет назад +32

    "How do you get souls out of carpet guys?" Spirits. Lots and lots of white spirits

    • @nyperold7530
      @nyperold7530 4 года назад +2

      A good spraying of Resoulve.

    • @SnowxXxAngel
      @SnowxXxAngel 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 3 года назад +1

      Instructions unclear, I doused the carpet in white wine and now all the souls are drunk.

    • @CelticVictory
      @CelticVictory 3 года назад

      What if you don't have any white spirits? Will any spirits do?

    • @piercedsiren
      @piercedsiren 3 года назад

      Wouldn't that get you more souls ?

  • @melissagola3786
    @melissagola3786 5 лет назад +32

    "You can tell he's completely insane as he's matched orange and purple."
    Rimmy Tim?

    • @jasondrummond7018
      @jasondrummond7018 4 года назад

      “You’re a wazzock Jeremy”- Trevor Collins

    • @elizaripper
      @elizaripper 3 года назад +1

      @@jasondrummond7018 This made my day!😆

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 5 лет назад +318

    I think there's a problem. I'm not surprised that Jane has a soulglobe.

    • @nibbles135
      @nibbles135 5 лет назад +22

      She needs to please Cthulhu somehow

    • @777KingRich777
      @777KingRich777 5 лет назад +34

      Had* a soulglobe. Now it's a soulcarpetstain

    • @slewone4905
      @slewone4905 5 лет назад +14

      Jane has a vault of cursed Item. She will get another one to suck up the souls she released.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 5 лет назад +8

      Also Jane is the one who hung out with the doctor vampire long enough to actually finish that quest...

    • @RayLumos
      @RayLumos 5 лет назад +9

      That's not a problem as long as she gets a new one, or else i fear for Australia. Something tells me she needs those tormented screams to sleep well.

  • @diluted9425
    @diluted9425 5 лет назад +68

    In Bloodbourne, you get an item called “red jelly”. It is a dead fetus. It’s not mission critical like the umbilical chords but it’s so much worse.

    • @gamerguy6990
      @gamerguy6990 5 лет назад +7

      Diluted9 isn't there a invading item that's basically semen

    • @moosemaimer
      @moosemaimer 5 лет назад +3

      In Castlevania Chronicles on the PS1, when you get to the end of the Frankenstein's lab area, fetus zombies start breaking out of their jars and throwing... something... at you.

    • @diluted9425
      @diluted9425 5 лет назад

      Gamer Guy Is there? I wouldn’t be surprised. It’s a pretty disturbing game. Pretty sure you kill 2 babies and can use dead fetuses and dead children for chalice dungeons.

    • @MultiCybeast
      @MultiCybeast 5 лет назад +4

      Can't forget the queenly flesh in Cainhurst after giving the unopened summons to that npc and completing his questline

    • @Blacklight.2025
      @Blacklight.2025 5 лет назад +4

      @@MultiCybeast Old Hunter's Bone, Beast Claw weapon, Parasite of Kos weapon, Amygdala Arm Weapon (that thing is still alive), Accursed Brew (Somwbody's skull full of holes), Beast Roar ( A beast claw, just like the Beas Claw), Blacksky Eye (An eye with worms), Empty Phantasm Shell (A gooey shell from another plane of existence), Executioner's Gloves (Cursed gloves with skulls), Augur of Ebiretas (A slug), Messenger's Gift (A skull with some kind of spirit or entity), A Call Beyond (Another bug from beyond our comprehension, The upgrade materials for weapons are chunks of blood pf various sizes that you find in corpses, Blood Echoes items that ate also blood in various sizes, Insight items that are people's skulls, blood vials (who's blood? I don't know, but you can find them in even in dogs and giant crows), Beast Blood Pellet (made for consuption from blood of beasts), Blood Dregs (they look like bloody sperms), Bone Marrow Ashe (made from human bone and marrow), the Shabby set (The cap is and I quote from in-game description "well-worn and losing its shape" and the body piece "well-worn and damp with sweat"), the Bardor's set (made from the skin of a hunter turned into beast), the Enlarged Head piece (quote "An enlarged heaf of a patient [...], with a cavity that just happens to fit a human head, although one would be mad to try it on"), Laurence's Skull (An old human skull), the Yharnam Stone (that seems to be made from flesh, and the in-game description suggests it moves), the Red Messenger Ribbon (Quote "The thick, pungent red was drawn from the organs of some unfortunate [little girl killed by a Giant Boar]"), the Bloody Messenger Head Bandage (bloodied bandages), Bastard of Loran (Ritual item made from the remains of an infant), Bloodshot Eyeball (A bloody eyeball, "removed quickly after death, or perhaps even before"), Coldblood flower (A flower that grows from blood), Tomb Mold (Mold that grows from long forgotten tombs), Living String (A piece from the Mother Brain, an Old One made from flesh and eyes), Various Sage's parts (Head and wrists), and the Eye of a Blood-Drunk Hunter (Another Bloody Eye).
      Basically 80% of the items in Bloodborne are things you would rather not touch.

  • @galghoul3042
    @galghoul3042 5 лет назад +33

    "Not only human skin, but cooked human skin."
    THAT MADE IT EVEN MORE GROSSSSSS!

    • @tearfulsmiles9901
      @tearfulsmiles9901 3 года назад

      You spelled "delicious" wrong.

    • @galghoul3042
      @galghoul3042 3 года назад +3

      @@tearfulsmiles9901 Hi Hannibal

    • @tearfulsmiles9901
      @tearfulsmiles9901 3 года назад

      @@galghoul3042 sup

    • @CelticVictory
      @CelticVictory 3 года назад

      @@tearfulsmiles9901 You're eating cooking human skin without chianti? That's gross.

  • @tedda672
    @tedda672 4 года назад +17

    "Pick up a bottle of hand sanitizer!"
    Me: Bold of you to assume that I have that!

    • @crumchy5487
      @crumchy5487 3 года назад +6

      I mean I hope you do now?

    • @CelticVictory
      @CelticVictory 3 года назад +2

      I assume that a lot of people do.

  • @LTAndy84
    @LTAndy84 5 лет назад +55

    What gets a soul out of carpet? Why soul-vent remover of course!

  • @DragoSonicMile
    @DragoSonicMile 5 лет назад +56

    "What gets souls out of carpet?"
    I don't know. Have you tried calling Shang Tsung?

    • @michaelthomas6108
      @michaelthomas6108 5 лет назад

      They should try Shake and vac.

    • @robertagu5533
      @robertagu5533 5 лет назад +4

      Damn... An hear I wasted those phone calls calling the Ghostbusters

    • @tigerwarrior1787
      @tigerwarrior1787 5 лет назад +1

      Man, and I hear Shang Tsung was having a really hard time finding work... you know, outside of the morgue... the guy REALLY needs to find a new hobby... and lifestyle really. He's so pale. And SUPER old.

  • @bobybimberbod8500
    @bobybimberbod8500 5 лет назад +33

    When I saw Skyrim on there i thought it would be the severed head from the companions quest or one of the many potion ingredients that are squishy bits of creatures

    • @boynamedlen
      @boynamedlen 4 года назад +2

      Right? The witches' heads. I took all of them, handed one in, kept one at my house and carried one with me.

    • @KeytarArgonian
      @KeytarArgonian 3 года назад +1

      Laughs in Giants toe

    • @littleshopofeldritchhorror6224
      @littleshopofeldritchhorror6224 3 года назад +1

      There’s hods skull too

    • @tearfulsmiles9901
      @tearfulsmiles9901 3 года назад +1

      On a side note, am I the only one who thinks "Squishy Bits Of Creatures" would be an awesome name for a punk band?

    • @bobybimberbod8500
      @bobybimberbod8500 3 года назад +1

      @@tearfulsmiles9901 and the albums/songs would be something like: giant's toe, netch jelly or barnacle

  • @samsilber8309
    @samsilber8309 5 лет назад +8

    I feel so honored to be even mentioned in the video. Thank you so much for listening to your fans!! Love you guys!!

  • @nicholascross3557
    @nicholascross3557 5 лет назад +139

    What of carrying a cybernetic implant with attached brain matter from the man who murdered your spouse and stole your child in Fallout 4?

    • @donkeymanusa6364
      @donkeymanusa6364 5 лет назад +17

      How about the heads of fiends for those NCR bounty missions in New Vegas?

    • @ChknKng
      @ChknKng 5 лет назад +1

      Nicholas Cross just wash it off

    • @DeviousDryad
      @DeviousDryad 5 лет назад +2

      *W* *H* *A* *T* !!??!!

  • @unnamedofficial5796
    @unnamedofficial5796 5 лет назад +47

    Wait...you'd prefer Guybrush to carry around a map made of raw, uncooked human skin? That's just impractical...those things don't keep for more than a day or two. Ask Prudence...I'm sure she knows.

    • @cericat
      @cericat 5 лет назад

      Heck ask Dan, as he explained to his father heads tend to putrify... if you don't get the reference don't feel bad it's from a movie named Yellowbeard which involved the Monty Python crew, Cheech and Chong, and David Bowie as the shark.

    • @cericat
      @cericat 4 года назад

      @Jak Stone one of my favourites.

    • @RoderickEtheria
      @RoderickEtheria 3 года назад

      That amulet made of a creepy head and a few eyeballs obtained from cannibals that you needed to get to LeChuck's ship is even creepier, so not going to complain about a map made of dead burned skin cells.

  • @jacobmartin8385
    @jacobmartin8385 4 года назад +6

    Anyone from 2020 looking at the sanitiser going "if only you knew"?

    • @Yesterzine
      @Yesterzine 3 года назад +2

      Doing that and then scrolling down to make sure someone said it. She even jokes about buying more, I hope she did!

  • @ItsariMS
    @ItsariMS 5 лет назад +5

    "What gets souls out of carpet?" Jane asks, as if she doesn't already know.

  • @Sol-mr1lv
    @Sol-mr1lv 5 лет назад +107

    5:25 just pick up Frostmourne (We know you have it Jane!) it collects souls, and should be able to get those souls off of the carpet.

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 5 лет назад +7

      It's like a Shamwow for souls!

    • @codymiller2844
      @codymiller2844 5 лет назад +6

      For just 66 payments of $444 you too can get rid of thoes pesky souls haunting your carpets order now

    • @NisansaDdS
      @NisansaDdS 5 лет назад +6

      Did you just....did you just use Frostmourne as a supernatural vacuum cleaner?

    • @DeviousDryad
      @DeviousDryad 5 лет назад +3

      "Ah crud I dropped my souls. How am I ever going to get them out of my carpet?"
      *New, Frostmourne! Collects all those pesky souls from your carpet!*

  • @KalaxusMageslayer
    @KalaxusMageslayer 5 лет назад +36

    what about "Your Ear" from Fallout 2. You get in after winning the heavyweight boxing championship against the Masticator. Enemy ears are one thing, but your own ear ewwwwww.

    • @joylessgaming
      @joylessgaming 5 лет назад +5

      Or your sixth toe that can be surgically removed at Vault City, and you can then eat it, if you're into that sort of thing.

    • @obex6105
      @obex6105 5 лет назад +4

      Or the piece of your own brain that you can get in Fallout 3.

    • @granulartypecast
      @granulartypecast 5 лет назад +5

      Or your whole brain in Old World Blues for New Vegas.

  • @sensararon-tan-tan7905
    @sensararon-tan-tan7905 5 лет назад +8

    2:43 Welp, I guess Rimmy Tim must have lost his marbles then

    • @KingJohnMichael
      @KingJohnMichael 5 лет назад +1

      FUCKING FINALLY some one with that erefernce

  • @supershawnodeseninja
    @supershawnodeseninja 5 лет назад +33

    "who could beat the hero of time"
    >shows a clip of a Link who is most certainly not the hero of time getting dealt one quarter heart of damage off of his 20 heart health bar...
    "nevermind I don't know anything about zelda."

    • @KingdomKey-ik4xk
      @KingdomKey-ik4xk 4 года назад +4

      And the thing attacking him was a Yiga Blademaster, who one-shots you in the Yiga Clan Hideout wing of the Divine Beast Vah Neboris main quest. Which is VERY ironic.

  • @kaushtubhchauhan
    @kaushtubhchauhan 5 лет назад +11

    ellen: who can beat the heroes of time??
    me: THE BEES ELLEN THE BEES...

  • @mirokortemaa9060
    @mirokortemaa9060 5 лет назад +79

    For Skyrim: witches heads?

    • @youkofoxy
      @youkofoxy 5 лет назад

      True.. that take the... I don't know you name it.

    • @aurochtamer
      @aurochtamer 5 лет назад +5

      Yes! Screw that part of the Companion's questline for scaring the crap out of me every time I open my inventory. Not to mention how the hagraven bodies can glitch out and stand back up after you take their heads off...

    • @DarwinsTable
      @DarwinsTable 5 лет назад +3

      And they don't deplete if you use them to cure your Companion friends only deplete by 1 if you use it to cure yourself, then you're left with 3 abominable Hagraven heads on your person. Detestable glitch.

    • @Im0nJupiter
      @Im0nJupiter 5 лет назад

      @@DarwinsTable That happened to me on my first playthrough, glad to know why

    • @Pbmarron
      @Pbmarron 5 лет назад

      Oh God, the friggin' witches heads! I'd blocked that out.

  • @bgl7702
    @bgl7702 4 года назад +27

    Re-watching this in 2020, and only being able to think “No Ellen don’t waste that hand sanitiser!"

  • @dracawyn
    @dracawyn 5 лет назад +12

    I assumed the Skyrim one was going to be those hagraven heads for the Companions questline. Yeah, an old bone is kinda gross but three fresh severed heads stuck in my inventory seems way worse to me.

  • @GhengisJohn
    @GhengisJohn 5 лет назад +15

    I feel bad for the Odious Chalice, I wonder if it's suffering would be alleviated at all if we gave it it's own Netflix account?

  • @CaitlinRC
    @CaitlinRC 5 лет назад +58

    Ah the OX community. Always knowing what horrific items we'd all have rather forgotten.

    • @maxvel0city906
      @maxvel0city906 5 лет назад +3

      Creepyiness, grossness and horror
      We're my specializations at OX Community College.

    • @youkofoxy
      @youkofoxy 5 лет назад +1

      And not noticing the characters that they love.
      I think it's Kipper who has disposed the hip.

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 5 лет назад

      A hip is weak sauce im disappointed. You can hold a fresh giants toe in skyrim

  • @mrhedgebull1658
    @mrhedgebull1658 5 лет назад +11

    Pretty much all the items relating to your memories in Planescape: Torment? I mean there are the various semi-mummified tattoos, the pickled eye and lets not forget several feet of intestines. Better yet, how do you use these things? Why, just shove them back where they belong in your undying body! Yuck!

  • @loafoftoast9729
    @loafoftoast9729 5 лет назад +5

    Speaking of Skyrim, “ A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON”

    • @bluedragonfly8139
      @bluedragonfly8139 5 лет назад +1

      Scared the hell out of me when I picked it up. I've never regretted hitting 'take all' quite so quickly!

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 4 года назад

      I once threw my keyboard off my desk in shit myself panic at that

  • @Platonis-The-Warlock
    @Platonis-The-Warlock 5 лет назад +17

    Bad Jane, who got souls on the carpet, again? Bad Jane.

  • @beholdnonsense5100
    @beholdnonsense5100 5 лет назад +5

    Sometimes, I forget that it's not always a good idea to watch Oxboxtra during lunch. Then I am given a very firm reminder in the form of videos like this.

  • @theotherVLF
    @theotherVLF 5 лет назад +6

    "The hip bone's connected to,... this, this really dirty room."

  • @drunkengazelle8623
    @drunkengazelle8623 5 лет назад +7

    2:39 sounds like he's calling out Jeremy Dooley of Achievement Hunter.

  • @kyleliner1177
    @kyleliner1177 5 лет назад +10

    The thing about Bloodborne is that there are so many gross things in that game that by the time you get a Third of an Umbilical Cord you've already experienced much worse, numbed so much by the fact that you have to stick your hand in a gross, oversized pig's rear to deal massive damage. Which is worse: eating an umbilical cord; or shoving a hand into a pig's butthole?
    Also an idea for a future video:
    Gross and weird things you had to do to be better (more efficient) in a game.

    • @takoshihitsamaru4675
      @takoshihitsamaru4675 5 лет назад +1

      Eh, people eat placentas.
      I think it's a bit, odd, but apparently it's perfectly normal, not sure about eating cords though, they only exist to pump blood and nutrients to the baby. Once the pumping stops, you snip it and that's that. You're not getting any health benefits from eating that bit.

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 5 лет назад +1

      @@takoshihitsamaru4675 Oh, eating a *mundane* umbilical cord is medium-disturbing for the common mortal. But we are talking about eating a sentient, multi-eyed cord of a cosmic horror's unborn child. That's up a notch.

  • @PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt
    @PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt 5 лет назад +106

    "Shay oh gore ath" not "show goth"
    Though admittedly that might actually be better for the Daedric Prince of madness.

    • @moosemaimer
      @moosemaimer 5 лет назад +16

      If you're going to call him that, you should write it on the back of an Argonian concubine.

    • @willieoelkers5568
      @willieoelkers5568 5 лет назад +7

      Only if it's part of a death threat.

    • @mayowankenobi
      @mayowankenobi 5 лет назад +4

      “Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness”...search that on YT and undoubtedly you will find phone pranks where the one and only says his own name like 20 times.

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 5 лет назад +1

      I've suddenly got an idea for how to improve the really bad movie "Show Girls"...
      Yes, it involves Clove Cigarettes and drinking coffee at Dennies and seeing how many times you can shove the entire discography of Bauhaus up your rectum (I've gotten five... nearly five and a half!).

    • @ChknKng
      @ChknKng 5 лет назад +4

      Patrick Long Shee-uh-GOR-ath, actually.

  • @adeptusmedicus
    @adeptusmedicus 3 года назад +2

    "How do you get souls out of carpets?" Hmmm... a universal soulvent?

  • @TheOriginalHairyDave
    @TheOriginalHairyDave 5 лет назад +1

    One item you did miss although it's more weird than gross or creepy - your own mutated toe in Fallout 2. If you got enough rads running around the wasteland, there was a pretty good chance you'd find yourself growing an extra toe, which could be removed surgically later on and kept in your inventory.
    If you did hold onto it instead of throwing it away at the first opportunity, it made the final combat against Frank Horrigan laughable easy. You poke him with it and he basically pukes himself to death.

  • @lizardlee10
    @lizardlee10 5 лет назад +40

    I see your bokoblin guts and counter with hinox toenails.

  • @diredinosaus
    @diredinosaus 5 лет назад +82

    Why is everyone always so keen on having Luke's shoes?!

    • @Se7en2107
      @Se7en2107 5 лет назад +30

      They're the source of his power. It's why he's so tall

    • @shebvixen
      @shebvixen 5 лет назад +13

      He's really Springheel jak.

    • @lnt305
      @lnt305 5 лет назад +20

      Apartment hunting is tough and Ellen doesn't need that much space, okay

    • @zik19458
      @zik19458 5 лет назад +20

      But have we ever seen his shoes? Maybe they're the best shoes ever... MAYBE THEY'RE FLAMINGO SHOES... WITH LIGHTS!

    • @diredinosaus
      @diredinosaus 5 лет назад +10

      Now I want his shoes!

  • @enomisv9830
    @enomisv9830 4 года назад +3

    Hey, I've been watching you guys for a while and I love how easy it is to see that you guys have fun while making these videos. So I thought why don't you make a "top levels or missions in games that made you feel good?" My submission would be the flea of cyrene from assassins creed origins. It's basically bayek showing off to kids, and them following him around in amazement. The most touching part is at the end when Esio says that he hopes bayek and his son can hunt again soon and bayek just appreciates the sentiment.

  • @dawnrays6161
    @dawnrays6161 3 года назад +1

    In Fable II during the Love Hurts quest, you get sent off on a mission to retrieve *decayed, dismembered* body parts just so the gravekeeper can bring a supposed witch back to life

  • @maxlittlewood
    @maxlittlewood 5 лет назад +124

    Does Natalya from Goldeneye count? Because if so then frickin Natalya

    • @merepseu
      @merepseu 5 лет назад +8

      It's more "put down" than "throw away".

    • @rodlurks66
      @rodlurks66 5 лет назад +9

      She fits the "useless companions" category rather than an item we were forced to carry, pretty sure she was already mentioned in one of their vids.

    • @shadowtech9158
      @shadowtech9158 5 лет назад +2

      I mean she doesn't do anything and you "carry" her through the game so I dont see why not.

    • @coyoteartist
      @coyoteartist 5 лет назад +2

      Well she does shoot some folks in the jungle level.

  • @yorukage5926
    @yorukage5926 5 лет назад +74

    You can pick up skulls in Skyrim but a hip bone grosses someone out

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 5 лет назад +25

      Apparently, skulls are cool enough to negate the gross factor?

    • @lucasm.3864
      @lucasm.3864 5 лет назад +49

      @@timothymclean Well you can't exactly reenact a Hamlet scene by speaking to a pelvis. That would just be weird.

    • @TomRozel
      @TomRozel 5 лет назад +6

      Hating to be pedantic but that’s not a hip bone. That’s a pelvis.
      Hmm, maybe I should have actually watched the whole section before commenting because Luke says it’s a ...pelvis. I’ll get my coat.

    • @Orb11111
      @Orb11111 5 лет назад +3

      You also get severed heads

    • @gamerguy6990
      @gamerguy6990 5 лет назад +1

      You can even carry a hag ravens head

  • @glitchyglitchy3925
    @glitchyglitchy3925 5 лет назад +1

    The one that immediately comes to mind for me is Agrippa's head from Amnesia: The Dark Descent. To be fair, you don't have to pick it up, but you need it for the true ending. Carrying around the disembodied head of an old man who is also an alchemist from another dimension (and it still being alive while doing so) is just weird... even considering all the weird shit in that game.

  • @LukeTerrill1
    @LukeTerrill1 5 лет назад +1

    I'm actually surprised that no one mentioned the generals eye from Tales to the Boarderlands. Not only does Fiona decide to keep that thing with her in her pocket through nearly the entire game, but we as the player have to scoop it out using a spork. Playing that part with vibrations on makes it an even more harrowing experience just....no thank you.

  • @yastaav
    @yastaav 5 лет назад +14

    In Diablo 3 you can get a belt called the "String of Ears" which, if you haven't guessed yet, is made out of ears.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 5 лет назад +2

      In D2 killing people in PvP would give you their ear as proof you'd slain them. Ooooo… eewww.. I just remembered a really icky story misson: the Khalim quest. He's dead, but you need to invoke his powers. catch is he was a human so to do that you have to find what's left of him. So you trudge around massacre an army of monsters and eventually find his brain, heart, and his favorite weapon, use magic to combine his brain and heart with the weapon, then use it to break open the seal blocking the boss area in act 3. D2 was one of those games where items had a variety of sound depending on what they were. The brain and heart made particularly squishy sounds.

    • @yastaav
      @yastaav 5 лет назад

      That's pretty interesting. I knew the ears were a reference to something from the previous games but I didn't know what. Just the idea of that brain sound creeps me out

    • @TheOneTrueEfrate
      @TheOneTrueEfrate 5 лет назад

      string of ears was a d2 item as well. you could get andariel's visage (head/face) as helmet, it's one of the best merc items in the game. here you go salim, got a new hat for you. put it on. NOW.
      Also writ's decaying leg is the key to the secret cow level. Diablo 2 had a lot of stuff.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 5 лет назад

      Andariel's visage wasn't her actual face it was a mask made to look like her face. also Wirt's leg was a peg-leg and not a flesh-and bone leg. You did have to remove if from his corpse yourself though....

    • @TheOneTrueEfrate
      @TheOneTrueEfrate 5 лет назад

      @@marhawkman303 Andy's is the unique demon head helm. and this is diablo. are you certain it wasnt? you went through the bug lair in a2. think about it. good catch on the leg.

  • @mikeblatzheim2797
    @mikeblatzheim2797 5 лет назад +6

    All the Monster parts in the Witcher games... I mean, Endregas are already nasty enough, and now we're carrying their embryos around in order to brew them into a potion?! (One of the many reasons why I stayed away from the 'Geralt gets drugged' route)

    • @bilateralrope8643
      @bilateralrope8643 5 лет назад +2

      I'd top the list with Drowner Brains in Witcher 3. Mainly because you need them to make your first healing potion, which you'll likely be drinking regularly. Best not talk about what happens to the other person who drinks it.

  • @jamesburk8145
    @jamesburk8145 5 лет назад +2

    i've heard you guys talk about the gnome in l4d2 all the time but never mention the orange box achievement for carrying that damn thing through half life 2 episode 2 where it was far more frustrating. not only was it a longer amount of time but you had to figure out how to get the stupid thing to stay on the back of your car during driving sections and that always ended up with you stopping every 45 feet or so to get out and look around for him and put him back on.

    • @michaelvansise4887
      @michaelvansise4887 5 лет назад

      Steam achievement for putting the gnome in the rocket. "Little Rocket Man"

  • @MrMate-sq2nk
    @MrMate-sq2nk 4 года назад +1

    At one point in Bendy and the Ink Machine, in one mission Alice Angel makes you go to the abyss to remove hearts from cut open corpses and bring them to you. She also has you stick a syringe into the bloated searchers and give her the blood, or insides or flesh or whatever.

  • @Volvagia0slayer
    @Volvagia0slayer 5 лет назад +21

    Breath of the Wild Link isn't the Hero of Time. Only Ocarina of Time/Majora's Mask Link was the Hero of Time.

    • @braydenm4567
      @braydenm4567 5 лет назад +8

      Yeah isn't he called the hero of the wild

    • @Banquet42
      @Banquet42 5 лет назад +12

      Yeah, his proper name is Doom Guy...

    • @braydenm4567
      @braydenm4567 5 лет назад

      Oh come on it is not lol

    • @frankwest5388
      @frankwest5388 5 лет назад +7

      Lethologica02 that’s right the hero of rhyme.
      He doesn’t need no sword or shield.
      He’s gonna be just fine.

    • @braydenm4567
      @braydenm4567 5 лет назад

      @@frankwest5388 well damn

  • @respectableaf9061
    @respectableaf9061 5 лет назад +7

    But what ws it that drove Pelagious insane? I say, "It's the pelvic thrust
    That really drives you insane, Let's do the time-warp again!"
    Yeah, 1975, take that 1986 reference!

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 5 лет назад +1

      ... All these years and I didn't think about that... Thank you, sir!

  • @Aenorial
    @Aenorial 5 лет назад +2

    Talking about Skyrim, I feel like the hagraven heads you have to carry arround to cure the werewolf condition are way grosser than the hip bone.

  • @zerin25
    @zerin25 5 лет назад

    In old-school Dragonsphere, you find a dead rat lying around. This being a point-and-click game, you naturally pick it up. You then freeze it, turning it into what the game calls a 'ratsicle' then use it to extinguish an on-fire doorway, presumably burning the frozen rat in the process. My seven-year-old self was majorly grossed out

  • @layzboi8908
    @layzboi8908 5 лет назад +6

    Your worried about bokoblin guts in BOTW, does no one remember the golden poo you have to collect in order to upgrade yor weapon bags. And your reward for collecting them all AN EVEN BIGGER GOLDEN POO!

  • @senhowler
    @senhowler 5 лет назад +6

    4:38 Jane, I think you meant "you have a little someONE there."

  • @johnsansker7064
    @johnsansker7064 5 лет назад

    Space Quest 6, now that I think about it. One of the first few items you find in the game is a fish.It's listed as "slightly rancid" when you find it, and as you progress through the game. As a friend and I did, you have this fish that gets progressively more and more rotten and decayed.
    My friend was all worked up about "we never did find out what that fish was for".
    It's the very last thing you use in the game,on a brain, in a jar.

  • @LlorDrei
    @LlorDrei Год назад +1

    In Vampire the Masquerade: Redemption, two items you can find and use.
    A giant swollen Gangrel eyeball that acts as a medieval flashlight.
    A tzimisce thighbone that you can use as a magic club.

    • @stevosrockinmom
      @stevosrockinmom Год назад +1

      I need less internet. I misread "flashlight"...

  • @camblycreeperii1687
    @camblycreeperii1687 5 лет назад +3

    I'm late but may I say some of the things you get as 'Trophies' in ARK Survival Evolved, where you may get things such as Allosaurus' brain, Alpha' Hearts, the nails of Therizino' right down to the hearts of Corrupt dinos...

  • @jgn
    @jgn 5 лет назад +9

    Souls on the carpet would be stained, making them Dark. Souls. Prepare To Die Edition

  • @emmabarton5637
    @emmabarton5637 5 лет назад

    Has everyone forgotten about the heart you where required to cart around everywhere in Dishonored series? When you squeeze it, it speaks to you, and finds you charms and runes made of Bone! Which you also then carried around to give you enhancements! And even though it adds alot to the story, the fact that it contains the Empresses "soul" is pretty unsettling. So surprised this didn't make it

  • @Smilley85
    @Smilley85 5 лет назад

    While the chalice is certainly the most unsettling item you can find in Bloodlines, you can also find not one, but two human arms cut off just below the elbow that you can wield as a melee weapon. By holding it by the chopped-off bone. And it wiggles around while you do.
    Fun fact: you can regain Humanity (lost by performing heinous acts) by dancing in a disco. Including one place where you can wield weapons. Connect the dots for yourself.

  • @TLugs
    @TLugs 4 года назад +3

    Remember when anti-bacterial lotion was a “once and a while thing for OCD people with a problem”...Those were the days.

    • @piercedsiren
      @piercedsiren 3 года назад +1

      Nah, I always had some even before Covid. It's just easy to clean your hands with when you're outside.

  • @astrisperspecto4130
    @astrisperspecto4130 5 лет назад +6

    Undertale. The DogResidus.
    Sure, Temmie buys it from you but it makes it just WORSE.

  • @rayv3r
    @rayv3r 5 лет назад +1

    Perhaps Link should consider a career in Psychiatry. Every minion is just waiting to spill their guts to him.

  • @Smilley85
    @Smilley85 5 лет назад

    In Baldur's Gate, the hero could open a back alley surgery with all the blood and organs he keeps lugging around: scales of at least 4 different dragons, a leather armor made from human skin, blood of a silver dragon (to tan said armor), a human and a vampire heart, a Beholder's eyeball, a mind flayer Elder Brain's brain goo, a Sahuagin prince's blood, the cut-off head of a serial killer (the guy behind the leather armor mentioned earlier), blood of a carrion crawler (a 10 foot maggot), and I'm most likely missing a few.

  • @Jabholt013
    @Jabholt013 5 лет назад +6

    That damn gnome from L4D2, I'd rather deal with that gnome than the one in HL2 for Little Rocket Man.

    • @Patrick_The_Pure
      @Patrick_The_Pure 4 года назад +1

      Taking that thing along during the train tracks when that chopper chases you. Ride along, car breaks down, travel all the way back on foot while you're getting shot at and then finally go back to continue the story. And sadly unlike dogs ball in the original HL2, it doesn't stick to your car.

  • @johnitella
    @johnitella 5 лет назад +4

    Is there a list for music from games that you couldn't help but stop and listen to for hours? Like in Ocarina of Time when you finally got past all the guards in Hyrule castle and got to Zelda's Garden, and you couldn't help but just sit there and listen to the music.

  • @mycazglinski2302
    @mycazglinski2302 5 лет назад +2

    “Purple and orange, a look only attempted by the most unhinged” I immediately thought of Lil J from AchievementHunters.

  • @JennyBonBon
    @JennyBonBon 5 лет назад

    How you get the Umbical Cord bits is even more gross. One is grabbed from the Wet Nurse, one is found in a secret place almost identical to the Hunter's Dream, one is obtained by leaving the fake Iosefka well enough alone until she does weird rituals while you slay Rom and then slaying her as she's pregnant. And the last one, which you don't even need as only 3 are required? Oh, you have to lure a lady of the night to a chappel and she'll eventually pop out a mini-Ebrietas and then you kill it as well. Lovely

  • @rossorat2306
    @rossorat2306 5 лет назад +3

    Assassin's Creed Odyssey. There's a quest where a woman asks you to kill a man and bring her his "little sword" as proof. Good thing Kassandra misunderstood. I did not want that in my quest items.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 5 лет назад +1

      Hmm so this woman had the ability to recognize it on sight? I suppose the reason for this was obvious.

    • @cptseagrave1191
      @cptseagrave1191 5 лет назад +1

      The fact that Kassandra didn't cut his dick off and give it to her means it wasn't in her inventory, and that it shouldn't go on the list

  • @arontuske9348
    @arontuske9348 5 лет назад +4

    World of Warcraft: Death knight campaign, you have to collect demon guts, a demon's brain and a warden's eyes from the various bosses from Vault of the Wardens just to create Rotgut.

    • @patrickmccurry1563
      @patrickmccurry1563 5 лет назад +2

      Old Warlock quest chain to learn how to summon your demons. I vaguely remember having to hunt and take the heart of an innocent canonically good person.

    • @arontuske9348
      @arontuske9348 5 лет назад

      If memory serves me right that was to learn how to summon a succubus

  • @leeman27534
    @leeman27534 3 года назад

    "who can beat the 'hero of time'?"
    almost everyone at one point. he starts off with all the health and durability of a pringle.
    evolving with tens of hours of work to a day old pringle, most of the time.

  • @froginatub
    @froginatub 5 лет назад +1

    Well, Pelagius shouldn't be TOO bummed over being dead and crammed into someone's inventory. At least he's left behind lots of kids! (At least, I assume the tens of men scattered throughout skyrim with his exact same voice are his kids. Strong genes, that one.)

  • @src248
    @src248 5 лет назад +3

    Purple and orange? Truly unhinged? Sheogorath is RIMMY TIM

  • @incitossol
    @incitossol 5 лет назад +7

    Why does Jane have a snow globe of souls? A Soul Globe if you would.

    • @slewone4905
      @slewone4905 5 лет назад

      Souls are currency in Hell, and Jane likes to go shopping.

    • @Se7en2107
      @Se7en2107 5 лет назад +1

      Maybe Cthulhu was running low and needed her to go run some errands. Either that or she's found an exploit that lets you keep your souls if you die in Dark Souls.

  • @kawaiiflutegrl08
    @kawaiiflutegrl08 3 года назад +2

    You can tell this is from pre-2020 because they were able to use hand sanitizer as a prop

  • @ramseydehalla8678
    @ramseydehalla8678 5 лет назад

    Looooool as soon as Jane talked about the « popping noise it makes as it goes in your inventory » i got an ad about tea made with passion😂😂

  • @blindedjourneyman
    @blindedjourneyman 5 лет назад +18

    A snowglobe full of souls? Did someone play the fable 2 dlcs? Oh of course ya did, ages ago.
    Hmm....gross collectables....nahh, I am immune to it from playing timesplitters future perfect, if ever ya want a perfect zombie level that is the game

    • @Val_Benko
      @Val_Benko 5 лет назад +2

      I'm glad someone else thought of Fable 2 too

  • @lordwisehammer
    @lordwisehammer 5 лет назад +12

    Sheogorath in Skyrim is most likely the player character from oblivion making that quest the first time two elder scrolls protagonists have met.

  • @MatthewRachansky
    @MatthewRachansky 5 лет назад

    Jane, souls are just *the worst* to get out.
    Here's what you do:
    Salt the carpet (kosher ONLY)
    Chant "klaatu barada nikto" 5 times (and only five!)
    Pour vinegar over the carpet and cover with a red cloth, inscribed with the seal of Solomon.
    Remove after 48 hours and you should be good.
    ....either that or you'll have a small army of imps at your command. Not sure, might need to test that first elsewhere.

  • @mandisaplaylist
    @mandisaplaylist 2 года назад

    Well, in Doom 3 expansion pack "Resurrection Of Evil" there is an item called "the Artifact", which not only is pretty disgusting (a rotting heart on some sort of handle made out of bone) but also makes your hands look rotten and you can't drop it even if you wanted because it is glued to them by some sort of supernatural force.

  • @lucasm.3864
    @lucasm.3864 5 лет назад +35

    Every escort mission character ever... besides Ellie, she's cool.

    • @IhatethisCPU
      @IhatethisCPU 5 лет назад

      ...but I assuming ESPECIALLY Ashley.

    • @ladylunaginaofgames40
      @ladylunaginaofgames40 5 лет назад +9

      And maybe Elizabeth, because messing with rips in space and time is pretty rad

    • @joxerd
      @joxerd 5 лет назад

      Cortana say Hello :·3

    • @shadowtech9158
      @shadowtech9158 5 лет назад

      @@IhatethisCPU though does Ashley in Armoured Suit count separately? Cause Armored Suit Ashley is second or third best escort companion.

    • @IhatethisCPU
      @IhatethisCPU 5 лет назад

      ...Normally I'd say that's a bit cheaty, but Armoured Ashley is visually different enough to count seperately, even without the whole 'actually not being a massive hindrance anymore' factor ^_^'

  • @mavvh1054
    @mavvh1054 5 лет назад +7

    Dont doubt me, Ellen, *I ALWAYS HAVE HAND SANITIZER ON ME*

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 5 лет назад +1

      I also love hand sanitizer, it's a great fire accelerant. No I am not a Hitman IRL....

    • @Se7en2107
      @Se7en2107 5 лет назад

      I also always have hand sanitizer on me. And moisturizer. And a nail file. I really like having clean, soft hands. It's not weird.

  • @sagesaria
    @sagesaria 5 лет назад

    In King's Quest V, you have to carry around a dead fish. Twice. One to bribe a bear away from a beehive that gives you honeycomb, and one to distract the wizard Manannan (trapped in cat form) so you can stuff him in a bag so he doesn't alert Mordack to your presence.

  • @Agent_Platinum
    @Agent_Platinum 5 лет назад

    Also in Fallout: New Vegas, there is a series of hits on the Fiends the NCR can hire you for while also needing to bring back their heads. If carrying severed heads wasn't enough, if you end up blowing the head to bits in the process of taking out those hits, you'd end up having to bring back the mangled giblets of those heads. The worst part is that you get paid less for those head giblets than intact heads.

  • @phenjaws569
    @phenjaws569 5 лет назад +8

    Wait you didn't put the witch's head from Skyrim

  • @buffster666
    @buffster666 5 лет назад +3

    Sold the pelagius hip bone for a pretty penny in Solitude

  • @cericat
    @cericat 5 лет назад

    The Companion Cube from the Portal series is actually way up there on the creepy list especially when you realise they hum in P2 and the one jettisoned by GLaDOS after your eviction is the one you were supposed to have euthanised in the original. In the comic one also speaks to Dan... Also GLaDOS generally when you're carrying her especially knowing her back story as revealed in the game that even creeped out a VA enough he couldn't deliver his lines for one missing scene.

  • @Ordostsceri
    @Ordostsceri 5 лет назад

    Oh, posh! The 1/3 umbilical cord ending is the best one in Bloodborne! You get to become an infant Great One, a deific being of cosmic scale and power. Plus, the infant Great One is adorable. It's so wriggly!