Don't Scream but it's Actually DON'T LAUGH
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- Опубликовано: 2 май 2024
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Wind Spirits - Luella Gren
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I hate the world and everything in it - Superintendent
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0:00 Beating normally
15:49 MAX sensitivity 
Игры
The problem with these sorts of games is that when you know there's no actual threat, everything becomes far less scary. At that point, the game is just trying to startle you and trigger a reflex reaction, rather than an actual fear response.
This is really well put, and largely the reason why I haven't been watching people play this game. I don't know what the objective is, and you die more to nonsense than to actual scares. The whole game feels like a "oh, I gotcha!! I gotcha that time!!"
Fr. My tolerance for horror is ABYSMAL and I usually have to turn off even the mildest stuff. As soon as I realized literally nothing would actually kill Spiff in this game (besides making noise) I sat through the whole thing unflinching. The jumpscare attempts became not scary and instead random curious oddities. Is this how people who actually like horror tend to view it? Lol
@@Piscean_ gotcha!
i scared you that time...
yeah, I'd have loved it if there were actual story too because this is just like. walking sim and also a poorly thought out gimmick. i'd probably quit from the game registering something falling as a scream
also just the scares feeling completely unrelated to one another like oh no random scary!!
Spiff: *moves mouse loudly*
Protagonist: *casually falls over and dies*
Minor case of serious heart attack
*casually dolphin dives*
@@screm5514 was that a portal reference
Spiff: b r e a t h s
Game: 👁👄👁🔪
Emotional damage
The resounding "THUD" the camera makes when it hits the floor really gets me.
Oh hi Ethyriel
I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC
I didn't expect to see you here.
*i'm everywhere* @@zarnox3071
TRANSMUSTATION GUY FROM TERRARIA WHAT
I'm convinced: all the spookies disappear right after screaming because they have to restart, too.
Lmao thats a fun theory
So are you the spookies to the spookies?
@@firebug69 it's like a competition, I guess? The player's goal is to last for 18 minutes, while the spookies have to prevent them from doing so. Whoever screams first loses.
This is my favorite comment on any video of this game.
@@maiselph7456 Counter theory: The player themselves is a spooky. All the other spookies are also players. This is a battle royale.
22:08 SPIFF, you have NO idea how big of a mistake you just made. You gave chat a taste of being a main character, now they will never accept being the side characters again
it's giving DougDoug's chat vibes and I love it
@@ooser707 They aren't the same character?
all chats across every streamer ar ethe same character
@@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard Chat is like the Gravemind from Halo, reaching its tendrils across the galaxy and influencing every streamer its spores infect while still being a connected hive mind
now they will just start a riot
Of course it isn’t a spiff video without spiff making the game as hard as possible. The ultimate spiff experience
Truly
yeah
nice pfp ;)
omor spff fan
The ultimate "spiffsperience"
in this house we stan paige, who evidently has the patience of a saint to let spigg get away with this nonsense
I said this in my head like a nature documentary for some godforsaken reason
Spiff seriously changed a game about not screaming as its rule into a you laugh, you lose game.
That was indeed the video we watched, yes.
What an astute observation
Congrats. YOUR PRIZE: Internet people saying no ____ sherlock. Because internet funny smart haha original.
@@CatLover-lk9gz Smh not the internet funny smart haha original police!!!
Quick BananaWasTaken, they're onto us!!!!11!!1!!11!! Run!!!
@@Lucas-Nunes :Obvious internet trolls fishing for replys be like.......
Ok, goodnight bud
I love how this game has been played by youtubers whos entire brand is screaming at the slightest thing on screen and yet I've seen them make it through the game in one try. Then, however, you have spiff who is usually stonefaced through all horror games and yet he's died more times than all those youtubers combined.
It really does kinda show they play it up for the bit. I don't hate them for it, every RUclipsr's gotta make a niche for themselves, but the fact that they can turn it off when they need to means they're definitely overselling all the other times they scream at nothing.
@@tiacat11 the game just isnt scary
@@tiacat11 also the goal of the game is to be quiet. in other games literally nothing happens if you scream you just can if u want too
Tbf they didn't have chat trying to mess with them. Spiff mainly lost to laughing at chat, those people were likely pre-recorded. It also helps when you realize this entire game is just about jumpscaring you and there's no real threat...much less scary.
This game would be a lot better if there were actual tasks to do to break up the jumpscares. The game’s a lot less scary when you are just walking around waiting for the next jumpscare.
yuh uh
@@uhhhhhyeet5491 i didn't know they made a spinoff to nuh uh
@@iexist9692muh uh
@@SuperDestroyerFox Kuh uh
The optimal non-jumpscare threat in this game should be trees being able to fall on you. I think that would be neat.
that would push you not to explore tho, they should put like an invincible slow enemy maybe so you have to keep running to diffrent areas
@@wavelocity6160the timer doesn’t continue if you stay in one area too long i think. So you can’t just go in circles
fr in some of those tree cracking sound sections I thought a branch would fall, that’s really the scariest sound in a forest alone
The 100% sensitivity thing reminds me of that one Wii Fit game, where you had to sit still, so your candle wouldn't go out. Longest time I ever got was around 50 seconds, and the longest time possible was 3 minutes. Taking that time, and multiplying it by 6 WHILE having to move ingame, is pretty insane.
I remember playing that as a kid! I managed to get the highest score twice ever. It was...one of the most painful experiences a 8-9 yo could ever experience. You had to be PERFECTLY STILL to get to the end of the candle :')
It would always go out within seconds for me, I even put a box on the pad to see if that helped and it still went out near instantly
I was never able to beat that game either! I'm always trembling like a chihuahua I can actually never stay still
this was like my only skill as a child lmao i was so good at this game
Was it really only 3 minutes?? For some forsaken reason I remember it being 10 or so haha. Perhaps it just felt like eternity!
I hope spiff gets Paige a gift after that stream 😂 otherwise spiff might be sleeping in the cat house
It's quieter in there anyways
ikr its a diamond necklace or nothing after this XD
I wish I could donate some money towards Paiges new phone lol
imagine if spiff farted to death.
I thought of the fart reverb sound effect 💀
Hehe
Fart.mp3
no. i won’t do that.
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Game: So basically you should barely be able to whisper
Spiff: *Okay so no breathing?*
3:16 Got so excited about the vending machine that when the ‘spooky’ thing happened my brain went “Does that mean it’s not working?”
21:17 I like how you can look at chat during this dono message and can actively tell which of them have heard this copypasta before
I know this is pretty minor, but the fact that Spiff mentioned Paige had a bad day and didn’t realize it- and likely apologized for (jokingly) ripping on her, is really sweet.
He could have excluded that entirely and just kept joking about her causing noise in the video. That takes respect to admit you made someone upset over a joke. ❤
It's been three months, but this comment summarises it perfectly. I can see why they plan on getting married :')
Damn, spiff out here sacrificing his relationship to beat the hard game. Now that’s dedication
I am so happy my vaporeon joke and moose hitting a coffee shop joke made it in, my favorite part of the actual stream was the moose jokes lmfao
the2ndtower is a crazy name
@@kittychungus fun fact if you missed the stream but after thet joke someone else said “the third moose landed in a field” or something like that, the moose jokes were hilarious and going for a bit
23:09
Spiff: start of vaporeon copypasta
Protagonist: *dies of cringe*
I think my favorite mid game note from Spiff is "Y'all ever eat a Fern?" because I remember hearing that story ages ago on the channel.
Edit: Also hope Paige has a better day, it sounds rough to get home to Spiff playing a game that delicate
Spiff getting scolded by Paige gave me second-hand ouchies energy.
I can't even blame her for being mad. Smashing your phone isn't the best, and stuff on top of that can irritate you no matter what lol.
10:40 Love how every single one who played this game made the exact same joke. It's a pretty obvious joke to make tho.
Uhhh what is the joke? /gen
@@C4RR07_ I think it was the "oh you have to restart"
@@C4RR07_ in the game there was a spooky person who screamed, spiff said “oh you gotta restart” because when he speaks too loud/screams he dies and has to restart!
Thanks
I don't know why it is so perfectly comedic just seeing Spiff walk around in complete silence and then that fucking camera drop as he dies. That drop is just so out of nowhere and the movement is so damn funny
Emotional damage
Or the dolphin dive.
Damn, hope Paige feels better, and its hilarious how movements on the FLOOR ABOVE YOU made you die lol
Yeah, the spiders were surprisingly creepy but we can all agree 3:48 was the best jumpscare
The martin jumpscare
W H A T
MART lore
No matter what game Spiff plays he will ALWAYS over achieve in it and its amazing.
The death screen really got me multiple times, it's so funny for some reason.
>A small honest to god leaf moved slightly three blocks down the read
>YOU SCREAMED
Spiff is so powerful instead of screaming he laughs
Spiff actually jumping from the Jumpscare was so satisfying
The editing has been on point for the last few videos... keep it up!
💙
Hi boojieborg~
25 minutes of pure silence periodically broken by jumpscare noises.
Thank you, Spigg, for releasing almost 40 minutes of content on my Birthday. Unfortunately I got covid, so I was happy to get some new content from one of my favorite creators!
Happy birthday!
happy birthday! hope you get well soon
happy bday
happy birthday!!
Happy birthday!
my only problem with don't scream, is that the game is wayyy less scary considering the only threat is yourself, there are no enemies that can directly kill you, they just scare you and if you make a sound you die which is fine but personally I think it would go crazy if you had an existing horror game like resident evil 2 and then had to play with the same system
I tend to flinch at jumpscares rather than making sound. So I think I'd survive relatively well, but boy would my knee hurt from slamming it into the desk (and obviously I'm assuming here that that would not create sound which is not a good assumption). I don't think I've ever 'screamed' at something and I fall over A LOT.
This game would be great if instead of jump scares things to make you laugh popped up like some one running pass you to get in a outhouse and having a bad time for 2 straight minutes and it is the same creepy forest
Reminds me of this one horror game where this guy is running at you in a hallway, accidentally runs into a potted plant (or maybe it was a corner) and eats absolute shit in front of the player.
the protagonist just has a heart attack if you talk or do anything to loud his heart just explodes fr
Spiff never ceases to amaze us in his search for a truly difficult game.
8:38 that peanut man jumpscare got me better, than the jumpscares ingame
Mic really said "you're existing too loud"
Spiff saying "yes ma'am" is weirdly just my favourite thing now.
The use of martincitopants’ front facing frog was never something I would’ve expected from spiff, but it fits the moment perfectly
3:48
Came for Astralspiff gameplay, stayed for Paige lore
I remember watching the vod fully and dying laughing basically the whole time, was one of the only vods I could watch through with my horrible attention span other than the fnaf ones.
i love every single time spiff takes any game to the extreme , thank you spiff for doing things no one could
Dont Scream, but the protag keeps tripping over rocks.
spiff casually changing this horror game into a try not to laugh challenge: impossible edition
Not sure if this is normal elsewhere but air raid sirens like that one chatter described are actually pretty common in smaller emergency departments so for some folk hearing a siren like that isn't all that freaky.
Watching Spiff do an asmr stream while watching an anolog horror video is really trippy lmao
Imagine they added a mode that disables the Jumpscares *just* so it can be a true "Try not to laugh" challenge, 18 minutes, max headphone sensitivity, and chat video donations doing everything to ruin the run
Loaf: Meows for food in the distance
Spigg: *has a stroke*
33:30 for those wondering after i made this joke someone followed up saying the third moose landed in a field(i think, it was either that or the pentagon)
A lot of people give this game crap, and I agree that it's not great as a horror game, but it's an incredible proof of concept on multiple fronts. Like spiff said the jumpscare variety is incredible, the atmosphere is immaculate, and the mic thing adds a unique dynamic to gameplay that ramps stress up. If they take a little bit more thought to the game and the design to actually make it scary instead of just leaning on cheap jumpscares, then I think it'll end up as an incredible game.
i dont know why but seeing spiff laugh this much fills me with joy
I can imagine a mod coming out for this game where all the sound effects are just replaced by meme .mp3s
a cool idea is a game where you have to fight the enemies but the lower your health is the more sensitive the mic becomes.
Spiff is the kind of guy that beats Post-Shift 2 version 1.0 without sounds and blindfolded
Can we just take a second to appreciate these two? Spiff keeping up with chat and paige keeping up with spiff lmao
holy shit i have never seen that plane jumpscare before now. I literally tensed every muscle in my body.
when i firzt saw it i jumped and itz not often i have a phyzical reaction to jumpscarez 😭
I hope you took Paige to dinner or something after this LOL
I genuinely couldnt stop laughing at spiff smiling i would of died 4 times more then he did if i was doing this
Imagine a battle royale horror game like this, were you have jumpscares but you can actually hear the other players screams, which would be a jumpscare for others itself :D
Spiff's editor 'talking' to Spiff is the highlight of this video 😂
Anyone else genuinely feel like you had to also be super quiet while he was doing the Max Difficulty?
I'm watching this on my backyard porch outside at night which definitely adds to the spook factor (especially since the wind sounds like screams 😭)
A bit of a tangential thought, but Spiff mentions Don't Starve a lot and I kinda wanna see him play it
that'd be so awesome!!!!
this was wild lmao tell paige that we appreciate her very much for putting up with your shenanigans
Finally, an actual you laugh you lose video where they do not cheat or cope
God bless Paige with her endless patience
If this game had an antagonist it could actually work, getting jumped but a goober that can actually kill you would make not making noise harder
The "another moose has hit the tower" really got me lmao, and I've seen the joke format before but this one is just too funny, cuz I actually see the moose sprinting and then draw in my head of it comically hitting the towers, omg I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe, jeez lmao lol
“Mr. Spiff a second moose has hit the towers. Why did we build out towers moose accessible?”
“Because we live in Canada, eh!”
See this is like, a perfect example of a game designed for streamers/yt'ers. There's not much replay value for us scrubs but you guys can take something basic like this and make challenges from it.
Mediashare is a *great* idea. But also, a lot of speedruns fall into or under 18 minutes nicely. Could also be good for a two games at once challenge, if you die in Don't Scream you reset the other game, and the controls are simple enough it makes it plausable.
The instantanious click and the urge to watch immediately when Spiff releases a new video.
"Before playing Don't Scream, please play the game the way we intended."
Before playing the game, please play the game. Makes sense to me.
Love your content you are the only person who is able to keep me watching the entire video multiple times, keep up the amazing work
8:34 the fnaf 6 jumpscare scared me more than the games jumpscares
3:48 never thought I’d be jumpscared by the frog man himself, martincitopants
Spiff is killing it recently all the recent uploads have been cracking me up, keep it up!
Poor Paige apologize spigg 😂
"oh, holy sh*t the cannibals did get my son" 💀
Spiff: *talks*
Protagonist: Fucking dies
3:48 I love the martincitopants straight look usage, it's perfect
max sensitivity should be called the "a quiet place" challenge
This could make one of the funniest Crowd Control integrated games, and this stream proves it
You always find the best most interesting ways of playing the newest games and i really enjoy watching your videos, thank you for continuing to make them
imo best spigg video. Rewatched it probably 6 times this month
Poor Paige!! You better have given her lots of coffee and sweet treats😡
Theres a vr game where you have to keep your hands on the keyboard while things go into the room to try and scare you into letting go, spigg should try it next
I hope the devs make more of this. It looks fantastic
Dude I've seen all your vods and watching you play this has been my favorite spiffy experience
They actually made the EMOTIONAL DAMAGE game. 😮 Amazing.
At 31:25 is where I truly believe spiff has the best editing skills, I certainly would not have thought of the cruncher.
this is very unrelated and i know ur prob not gonna see this but i recently got reminded of your channel to see that you’ve gained a fart ton of followers and i wanted to say that u deserve it 100%. i remember in early 2021 you really helped brighten my mood when i was going through a thought time, and i would watch ur streams and comment nonstop in 2021-2022 (i was aaronfinals on twitch) anyways i just wanted to come back here and say thank you for brightening my days back then and you deserve everything and more
I like how spiff is so dead inside that he's unfazed by jump scares
Imagine having bad headphones and the screams from the game killing you xdd
God Bless Paige for being so quiet
Imagine if loaf just walks in and hit em with a meow
Loved the memes that were added in post
I think this game could end up being pretty cool after it's finished. The scares they've got are already pretty well put together most of the time. It's very basic rn but maybe it can get more depth eventually