Flat Earthers: Lets Fix Your Point Of View
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- Опубликовано: 8 окт 2024
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In this video, we take a sarcastic dive into the world of Flat Earth theories, NASA conspiracies, and gravity-denial in a lighthearted and humorous way.
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Flat earthers are aganist a globe, not for a flat earth.
and against authority
And against reality
It is unbelievable that in 2024 people would still be holding on to their precious ball. Then, you have idiots like this making these videos and not even realizing how embarrassing they are. It is so funny.
Yes, they do indeed actually walk among us in the 21st century, perhaps by the millions mind you. 🤪
I'm a flat earther in the hopes that someone will buy me a ticket around the world to prove to me it isn't flat. So far, it hasn't worked, but fingers crossed!
round the world free tickets? Count me in too ;)
I wish somebody bought you education. Some geometry and you'll see how impossible flat earth is
@Kerpeles wow, I guess someone doesn't understand sarcasm, or maybe you lost your sense of humor when someone "bought you education", lmao!
@@Seraphvonteschen In the Internet, there is no way knowing if someone is sarcastic or jus stupid. Poe's law, google it.
Evidently, some folks have taken Sir Terry Pratchett's Discworld books far too seriously.
Someone decided to do a really good summarization of the Flat Earth cult.
I am sure that some flat earthers will cherry pick little snippets of this video to prove their point. They have a long track record of cherry picking. They have become so good at cherry picking that they totally forgot what research is.
We need more hero’s like you!!!
:)
This is actually funny
:)
On my Flat Earth.....Star shine light. Star dies. Now light comes for 1000 years. Earth still here waiting for light. Flat Earth WINS !!!
No
Hey endtime, still waffling about something you don’t understand?
This is so simple. The star is 1000 light years away. Can you understand that?
lol
@@an.d.m.a YES ... LOL
Flat earthers are annoying, almost as annoying as the music, narrators voice and subtitles on this video.
almost?
Is this a jock 😂
isnt that @LPGJustJohnny at 1:10?
unlikely! unless he poses for stock photo websites
Music is annoying
I would understand if they were a lost tribe thats never been discovered... I really don't understand why they believe it
So that us globers can laugh at them, it’s free entertainment!
That's indeed true , but another fact they can't comprehend
Earth move up. Star move up. Star shine light. Star die. Earth still move. Light takes 1000 years. Eath not there anymore. Light no longer like straight line ???
Just no
Earth moves up?
Got evidence for that? Please make us laugh some more.
Oh, I think I get what you think you're thinking. Hilarious.
*Earth move up*
Doesn't make sense.
*Star move up*
Doesn't make sense.
*Star shine light*
Star light needs to travel.
*Star die. Earth still move*
Yes, Earth still moves. So? Does star emit light in only one direction? The Sun is a star. You see the Sun as it was 8 minutes and 20 seconds ago. Earth orbits the Sun. Does Sun only emit light in the direction of where the Earth currently is? So, if Mars is on the opposite side of that orbit, Mars is not getting any sunlight? Oh, wait!!! What if that sunlight was being emitted IN EVERY DIRECTIONS, so, when we move, we'll keep seeing sunlight nonetheless? How can you miss that, buddy?
*Light takes 1000 years*
So?
*Eath not there anymore*
And? Earth is where the light is arriving, CONSTANTLY. That's what matters. Was that your big "problem"?
*Light no longer like straight line ???*
Stars are not flashlights, kiddo! STARS EMIT LIGHT IN EVERY DIRECTION. If you move, you still see its light, no need for the rays that _would hit you, but didn't, because you moved to a different position_ to bend, since the new position you moved to is ALSO getting the same light. You can't be that dumb...
My question is simple. If the Earth is moving then how can it receive light from a dead star?How can the dead star still keep up with a moving earth?
What you mean by dead star? If you shoot water with water hose for a short time we will be in a situation that water keeps hitting while there is no water coming from the hose. But we don't receive light from a dead star. The light left it when it was "alive".
That question is already answered, and you've made a fool out of yourself.
Who wants Question #2 ? Maybe you will have better luck
Answer this question, where does the Sun go at night on flat earth? Can’t answer it? Ok, how about this one, how high is the Sun above flat earth? Don’t know either?
@@robertlafleur5179 I know where the sun goes but i see how you operate... you ask more questions when you can not answer one. Hahahahah
@@robertlafleur5179 the irony in end time's reply to you 😂
@@endtimefellowship You know where the Sun goes at night? Great! No flerfs I’ve asked knows. So where does the Sun go at night on flat earth?
@@endtimefellowship You said you knew where the Sun goes at night on your flat pizza. You haven’t said where yet, you don’t know?
If a flat earther made a video now then everyone gets upset...so why dont you lay this at rest. And no one said the earth is as flat as a pancake.
"endtimefellowship" checks out. I was a member of the End Time Handmaidens and Servants for years. Was even a Youth Pastor there. We were encouraged to get into politics and run for office in order to plant seeds of doubt in the US government. Why? Because the US isn't mentioned in the End Times narrative (Daniel, Isaiah, Revelation, Thessalonians, etc...), so therefore the US must be gone by the time the End Times begin. We were the group that was going to "usher in the second coming of Christ" by setting the pieces up to move in that direction. It was our daily prayer: A cry of "Come, Lord Jesus!" as we prayed for the End Times to bring paradise back to Earth.
Funnily enough, one of our members and guest speakers was Paula White, Trump's spiritual advisor. But that's a different story.
Anyway, it's always funny to me how the churches that preach a mission of dismantling the US in order to bring forth the End Times are also the ones who claim to believe flat earth theories so fervently. It matches up: For Christ to return, the US most be destroyed, and therefore planting doubt in the government by claiming the government is hiding the truth about the flat earth is all part of the plan. Every bit of doubt planted helps the US fall, which gets us one step closer to the end.
You're right. I would get mad if a flat earther made a video like this. I get mad about flat earthers because they brain-washed me for years with their cult-like organizations and claims. I pray you escape one day.
No globers gets upset when flat earthers make videos, we laugh our butts off.
@@robertlafleur5179 Being rude about your opinion does not make you right, and why are you laughing? Many Globe Earthers dont even listen to themselves and the idiotic claims they make. And here is the unfair thing 1) your videos dont get taken off RUclips. But you are allowed to makes stupid videos like this and nothing happens
@@endtimefellowship I was not rude, I told you exactly what happens when flat earthers make videos, we laugh our butts off. If there’s was ever a bunch of ignoramus and liars it’s flat earthers. And it’s not an opinion, it’s a fact, globers are right whether we’re rude or not.
@@robertlafleur5179 and yet you can not answer a stupid question. If you were right you would have tried to help people. Your Globe Model is a product of lies from NASA. Mr Armstrong had to makeup answers on the spot and had to keep on with the lie. God's word is always right
I respect everyone and that is why i believe you should then allow the other parties also to make videos without taking them off. Otherwise you are just laughing at yourselves. If you are so right then why are you afraid to debate Flat Earthers, but instead you pat each other by believing the Model that is completely against God's Bible
Can you find RUclips videos about flat Earth right now? If so, they obviously aren't being taken down for being about flat Earth.
@@alistairgrey5089 1) No they are very rare 2) They are taken down for that very reason Sir.
That makes me sad.,because why can't both sides share their views regardless.
@@endtimefellowship There are literally thousands of flat earth BS videos available. Why can’t you find them?
@@robertlafleur5179 Do a search on flat earth and see the bias results you wil get
@@endtimefellowship if they are so rare why can I find thousands of them?
The word is MATHS. M A T H S. It has fucking S on the end. Get it right.
Math: The preferred term in the United States and Canada.
Maths: The preferred term in the United Kingdom, Ireland, Australia, and other English-speaking places.
hope it helps :)
Imaging commenting on videos just to demonstrate how triggered you get when others around the world don't speak the same as you... pathetic.
Ma-ah gov'nah'? Would yeh rather that in bri ish engish?
We don't have time to pronounce the s in Canada. Although we still say mathematics for some reason.
Uncomfortable with how flexible and adaptable the english language is, are you? Get over it. You don't own it.
@@BadBrucey Well if you already take the time for the full world, might as well not skip any bits, right?
I can ask you at least 10 questions and you will not be able to explain it on a Globe Model. So before you laugh ... Learn your lesson well first. God Bless.
Sure. Try one.
@@throwawayavclubber7269 ok.
1 ) If our Solar System is moving UP, then why do we still see stars that died millions of years ago?
A ) How can they still keep up and emit light from a position that does not exist anymore?
B ) How can they still keep up, without a blur, yet they are Billions of light years away?
C ) How can they be in a new position if they died long ago?
D ) 1930 NASA said that the earth is unmoveable.
E ) God's Word says the Same
@@endtimefellowshipyour answer is multi faceted. First, it takes light a long time to get to us so we are just seeing some of it now even though it was sent a long time ago.
Second, those stars in the galaxy are moving in the galaxy just like we are, so their differences in position would be minimal even over a hundred thousand years. We have detected changes in those positions though.
Third, space is huge. I don't mean it's big, I mean it is huge. The distances we are talking about are literally impossible for our brains to comprehend. At that scale changes are measured in the thousands of years, not decades.
I hope this clears that up for you.
@@endtimefellowship Not that these questions really deserve answers, but here goes.
1) The solar system is not moving "up". There is no "up" in space. Nonetheless, we are moving relative to other things in the universe. That has nothing to do with still seeing "stars that died millions of years ago". We see them now because their light is reaching us now, regardless of movement.
A) They don't "keep up". Light that has been emitted from a thing that emits light continues on its path even after the thing might cease to be. The "position", of course, is still there.
B) How can what still keep up? We don't see stars "Billions of light years away". In any case, when you're driving fast down a highway and see a distant mountain, it still "keeps up" without a blur.
C) Who says they're "in a new position" after they've "died"?
D) Citation needed.
E) According to your interpretation of someone else's translation of your choice of god and your choice of word.
@@throwawayavclubber7269 ruclips.net/user/shortsTey8Zje0Sro?feature=share