The funniest part of the movie was when Paine shot a whole clip into the closet because a kid said there was a monster in there. Afterwards, he said if there was a monster in there, he's not happy.
@@Thats_funny428in my experience they usually speak a few words pretty coherently but tend to break down into babbling at the end of a sentence. That is if they’ve done speech therapy before. I haven’t heard a deaf person without speech therapy speak but I imagine they’d sound more like that
This ain’t the tip of the iceberg. I used to be a Hobby Lobby janitor and I was held up by a deaf lady and couldn’t clean the restroom. I didn’t know she was deaf at the time; I thought a cow was giving birth. I was so close to calling animal control before I heard the sink. EDIT: To clarify I didn’t know there was a person in the restroom, just that the wails of the damned were coming out of the restroom.
The kid saying “dir yes dir” isn’t even the best part. It’s the fact that he goes “can you read lips?” Then proceeds to talk using nothing but his teeth😂😂😂
@@doctor4961way back in the day yes they used to be able to hit you. Now they can’t even touch you with a very few exceptions. One major one is when you’re doing the Battle Buddy Live Fire Drill, if you flag your battle buddy then the DS will grab you by your plate carrier and drag you down to the ground, either that or they’ll plant their foot on your back quickly and make you get down that way
I am gen alpha and went through a phase in 4th and 5th grade when I was obsessed with joining the marines, and this is still my favorite movie and brought me so much joy since since then. Gotta be the best movie I've ever seen.
@@killas6097 To be totally fair though, this movie turns 30 next year. It would have been like saying it was sad when this movie came out that they hadn't seen Doctor Zhivago or The Great Race (both from 1965).
Well you can't be completely deaf you can be really really hard of hearing unless your eardrums have literally been imploded or removed you just hear super quietly@Hurtzy117
You gotta respect Major Payne for treating everyone the same.
Dude commanded respect. Had an itch for it.
Legit a good movie
@@Wtfincwhat movie is it ?
@@refraag Movie: Major Payne it’s on Peacock
I mean he is blac-
Respect for him treating the deaf soldier like every other soldier there
This movie rules I love it seen it over and over again it will never get old to me
Not soldiers 🤣
"Dir yeth dirrr"
I need to repent tonight 😭
Real
Yeah I'm laughing too hard at that rn
Comedy for the braindead
Your not the only one 😭
No..... No you do not. God is laughing too.
"Dir ya dir" got me dying😭😭😭
Literally the nicest drill sergeant
in the marines its a drill instructor and hes a major so he cant be a drill sergeant. plus he is an instructor for an jrotc. hope thaf helps
@@jamesdoakes-v9jr/wooosh
@@jamesdoakes-v9jLead Drill Instructor it is
@@jamesdoakes-v9j Literally nobody asked
@@chillycharizard5985you don't have to be an ass
He understands the guy too 😂😂😂
Fr 😂😂😂
Lip reading
He could be mute, people confuse mute and deaf a lot
It's my birthday today and I got no subscribers
@@PenguinWithaCrownit was literally stated dude was deaf!
Okay but I actually like the fact he's still shouting at him as an actual cadet even after finding out he's deaf
Total drill sergeant
bro does not discriminate
Drill sergeant in a nutshell
“You are all equally worthless to me”
You all will receive the same discipline same level same everything
NOW HOP TO IT
@@baconfo4rlife Who TF asked
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The Voice is everything😂 but you know what really got me cracked up? the “dur yeth dur!”🤣🤣🤣🤪
“thir yet thir” this is the best part of this entire movie
Movie: Major Payne it’s on Peacock
That and the part where he beats up the little kid lol
@@redhood4280 yep
Nah the laxatives in the cupcake icing is funnier
Let's just agree that this whole movie is great 🤣 first time I watched it at like 11, I died laughing. The older I get the funnier the movie gets.
The funniest part of the movie was when Paine shot a whole clip into the closet because a kid said there was a monster in there. Afterwards, he said if there was a monster in there, he's not happy.
"Hee hee hee" had me dying
Fr🤣
Same
Reminds me of my wife and kids
Bro was almost the “hee hee boy” meme too
Fr
"thir yeth thir" is crazy😂😂😂😂
He is deaf that’s how deaf people talk
@@Thats_funny428in my experience they usually speak a few words pretty coherently but tend to break down into babbling at the end of a sentence. That is if they’ve done speech therapy before. I haven’t heard a deaf person without speech therapy speak but I imagine they’d sound more like that
@@Thats_funny428 no shit
This ain’t the tip of the iceberg.
I used to be a Hobby Lobby janitor and I was held up by a deaf lady and couldn’t clean the restroom.
I didn’t know she was deaf at the time; I thought a cow was giving birth.
I was so close to calling animal control before I heard the sink.
EDIT: To clarify I didn’t know there was a person in the restroom, just that the wails of the damned were coming out of the restroom.
@@p3ytxnnnnhow's it crazy then
"Diryehdirr"
Im going to hell💀😭
The kid saying “dir yes dir” isn’t even the best part. It’s the fact that he goes “can you read lips?” Then proceeds to talk using nothing but his teeth😂😂😂
Tbf he used his hands too they're just mostly out of camera and I don't know sign language so I have no idea if it was actual sign language or not.
That's exactly what I was thinking lmao
Well to be fair he did also use "sign language"
Dir ye dir
Fun fact the deaf guy was actually deaf
“Mr handicapped man” 💀
Skull emoji fell off
no one asked@@brandonnitro4029
@@brandonnitro4029💀
@@brandonnitro4029 shut up
Hey i resond to that qute well so yeah that and dumbass
The second the drill sergeant starts chuckling you better start praying
He’s not a drill sergeant he a major
Technically he’s acting as a drill instructor despite his rank of major
Do sargents just beat you up? Can they do that? What happens if don't do ANYTHING they say? You just go to jail right?
@@doctor4961 well they will and won’t I haven’t been in the military but from other’s experience I heard they do and it’s legal
@@doctor4961way back in the day yes they used to be able to hit you. Now they can’t even touch you with a very few exceptions. One major one is when you’re doing the Battle Buddy Live Fire Drill, if you flag your battle buddy then the DS will grab you by your plate carrier and drag you down to the ground, either that or they’ll plant their foot on your back quickly and make you get down that way
BRO ITS THE "Hehe boii" GUYYYYY 💀💀💀💀
It doesn't matter how many years go by, any clip from this movie makes me laugh
What movie is this?
@@Im_Her4039 Major Payne
@@therealsealking thanks!!
@@Im_Her4039 majer pane
Real
“I’m sorry Mr. Handicapped Man” is crazy 😅😅😂😂
Fr
😂😂😂
This movie is from the 90s thats how you know its good.
Yo
These “is crazy😂” comments really are getting annoying man💀
I fucking love Major Payne, dude. Probably, one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen.
So many ppl don't know it anymore and it's sad. One of my favorites too
GIMME DAT PINKY FINGA
@@relguiatmont7336 “you might a lil pressure.” *proceeds to break his fucking pinky*
I am gen alpha and went through a phase in 4th and 5th grade when I was obsessed with joining the marines, and this is still my favorite movie and brought me so much joy since since then. Gotta be the best movie I've ever seen.
Love this movie. Before everyone wasn't so sensitive
“ well I do to, hee hee hee hee hee” that was the perfect laugh
One of the GREATEST Movies of the 20th century.
What's it called
@@Thatguy526ls major payne
Fr I watch this movie all the time😆😭
Yup true asf
It was made in the 90’s lol
His “sense of humor” ended up shaving off all the boys’ hair 😭😂
I like at the end when he shaves the dog 🤣
They have to earn their do
@@PyrielQuinntheir "hair do". He was so ridiculous 😂😂😂
You forgot about him watering them like a cabbage patch 😄
Movie name ??
“Hee hee” has to be the funniest laughs ever 😂
*fr*
Bro just the “HeE hEe HeE” 😂😂😂😂
Major Payne was the best. I’ll never forget watching this movie as a child.
fr
It's my birthday today and I got no subscribers
What was the name of this movie again I haven't seen it in years
@@greensoul4603 major payne
@@greensoul4603 Major Payne was the name of the movie.
“I’m glad you got a sense of humor but so do I hE He hE” got me dead bro 💀😂
He's gonna show him dome foot in his -
Haha
Edit:mom I’m famous
I was laughing so hard when he say "aheeheehee"😂😂😂😂
His laugh got me literally rolling on the floor😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤
"I also have a sense of humor... Hee hee hee..."
*Proceeds to shave his hair*
Well... he shaved the hair off his head. Shaving his head off would kinda kill him. Comedy movie turns horror lol
😂😂
The deaf guy is majestic , bro ain’t deaf, he just mews a lot
Fact 😂
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Brain rotted comment
“Thur yeth der” 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
This shit way to funny bro
Dur yet dur
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@@Fishtank..
Go ahead and say that to all the other comments on here saying this
You're going to hell fr fr
You gotta respect a drill sergeant for having no bias on anyone, he's equally treating them all the same :D
“Thir yet sur!”
As a CODA myself I’m actually crying that’s actually to good. 😭☠️🙏
I didn't notice at first that the deaf cadet had been deliberately ignoring the major by closing his eyes! 😂
@@vikingmama93 LOL that’s a good find ☠️
@@vikingmama93😂😂😂
LMAO SAME
In Real Life Tho is the kid deaf? And btw is what is a CODA?
“dur yeh durr” 🗣️🔥
Stolen comment🤮
@@Yourmomssneakylinkstupid ah💀🙏
@@Yourmomssneakylinkit’s a common joke cuh
@@Yourmomssneakylinkit ain stolen if that’s what he says in the video
@@Yourmomssneakylinkstfu, that's a reach.
“EH HEHEHE 😐”
Why was that so funny 😭✋
FRl
Whenever he says he says HE HE HE it means he will do something unexpected
It's so funny because we've seen the movie and it's hilarious. Go and watch it you'll see.
The way you spelled it omg swear to God I read with Voldemort’s voice on the last movie
"Ter yet dhir" 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
This is one of the most underrated performances of his career. He killed it in this role.
Muhammad Ali: “Get him for me.”
Mike Tyson: “Thur Yeth Thur!”
UNDERATED COMMENT😭😭😭😭😭
Sounds like Tyrecordslol
@@davidandreibares8590funny but true deaf guy died in 2017 he may fly high
@@HvacforceGmmc
dude a deaf guy probably died in the last couple hours, frankly we don’t care, R.I.P tho
noooo😂
Cadet Alex Stone arriving high af😂😂
Cadet Alex Stone appears to be stoned
“ hee hee hee” always gets me
"DIR YE DIR!" Nah 😭😭😭😭
I'm not laughing 🥹 it's not funny 💀
@@vaultoco4027huh
Yes it is 😭💀🙏 @@vaultoco4027
@@vaultoco4027why
@@vaultoco4027😂Why the f*ck you lying.
The movie name is MAJOR PAINE
Payne
Do you have a disability yourself by chance?
No shit
It’s in the title 💀
Thanks Sherlock, Sir
Major payne is a legend of his time and wouldnt make the cut in ours
Beg to differ if people saw it now they would still be rolling
Legendary ✨️✨️✨️
It was a golden nugget that landed for everyone who watched it same as tropic thunder damn now I really gotta watch both movies
You mean our time wouldn't make HIS cut...heHEE.
"I have too, Hee hee hee" TFFFF😂😂
“so do i EHEE HEE HEE”😂😂😂
One of the gems of the 90s.
One of the greatest movies of all time
what is the movie called
Major payne@@TDS_Nerd
@@TDS_NerdMajor Payne
Agreed
Bro I LOVE major payne. “I’m glad to see you got a sense of humor. So do I. Eh he he he”
Major Pain is easily one of the greatest movies in cinema history
Let’s not go crazy here.
@@PJeffery-h3e one of the best childhood movies
...me and my cousins watched this movie so much. I know the whole movie by heart 💯😭
@@PJeffery-h3e Definitely an all-time great comedy made for the whole family; Kid or adult, Major Payne is super fun to watch
no offense but Payne* unless autocorrect?
“I’m sorry mr. handy cap
Man “😂😂😂😂😂
This is the one true gem with Damon W. that my father loves to watch. Three tours of 'Nam- loves the military vernacular
The "Hee hee hee" got me on the floor laughing. 🤣
Thank you so much for not putting deafening music over this amazing scene
yeah instead they put ai on the video and ruined it
Grew up on this.
"One tubby tubby"
"If he ain't dead, he ain't happy "
"I can't feel my legs"
"You ain't got any legs"
😂
“Let me show you a little trick to get your mind off that pain” 😬
“I’m hon gon you boys STRONG”
"What u looking at a** eyes"😂😂
Blood, guts, ass was everywhere 😂😂
The person falling down the hill 😂
Cadet Alex Stone
😂😂😂😂💀
“Ehee hee hee” always got me 😭🙏
"DUR YEH DUR" CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD
That’s the only reason it was that funny😭
I rewatch this movie every now and then just to laugh😂
What is the movie called
@@jameshastings2220 major Payne
@@jasonpark1556it's sad some people have never seen it
@@killas6097 To be totally fair though, this movie turns 30 next year. It would have been like saying it was sad when this movie came out that they hadn't seen Doctor Zhivago or The Great Race (both from 1965).
Dur yes dur 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JQn_Malpeople can’t have a sense of humor or something? Chill out
@@Flippy_og it’s a joke like how people laugh at disabilities and say “I need to repent” not that he doesn’t have a sense of humor
@JQn_Mal repent for that Skibidi toilet pfp
@JQn_Mal nga u need to repent for the damn skibidi toilet pfp you 9 year old
“Dirr yet durr”
Bro I don’t remember that part😭🙏🏾🙏🏾
Dude tried speaking to a deaf person by speaking louder. 💀
lip reading
i think that’s generally what you’re supposed to do if someone is hard of hearing
@@Alistair-z9q Not if they can't hear at all. Hard of hearing and completely deaf are two different things. 😂
Sucessfully
Well you can't be completely deaf you can be really really hard of hearing unless your eardrums have literally been imploded or removed you just hear super quietly@Hurtzy117
One of the greatest movies ever! "My bizness is killing and bizness is gooood."
Probably the nicest drill sergeant nicer than some others
I remember Major Payne
The little choo choo that could. Best kids story ever.
Blood guts and ass was everywhere
And came out of no where and theys was blood guts and body parts flying around everywhere 😂😂😂😂
@@StephenMoran-ve9nsbubba, you ain’t got no legs
That monster ain't gonna scare you no more🤣🤣
"unless u can flip upside down and walk on ur hands, U aint gonna make it".😂😂😂😂
* hee hee hee * got me laughing so hard😂😂😂
Crazy how he understands what he’s saying
he can read lip
“Lemme break it down”
💃🕺
Wayans actually took a 6 week basic training program to prepare for this role. Which is dedication for a kids movie.
The HEHEHEE GOT ME ON THE FLOOR😂😂😂
That young man passed away God Bless his soul. RIP
Which young man?
@ronrocker7131 Mark W. Madison aka Mr Handicap Man
ruclips.net/video/BQMXHyKfEOk/видео.htmlsi=SOIka_v5hz_hwMCi
Mark Madison, who played Fox (he was the deaf Cadet).
Oh no 😢😢😢
I came here to laugh and be filled with nostalgia, and now it's just a bummer
“I see you have a sense in humour so do I hee hee hee”
"You are out of uniform soldier! Where is your power armor!"
"Don't have any? You expect me to believe that, maggot?!"
Dont have any?
@@USS-Texas3214DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT MAGGOT!
THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST YOUR COMBAT POWER ARMOUR!@@USS-Texas3214
YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT MAGGOT?@@USS-Texas3214
I tell any manager/supervisor when they’re acting up “Dir Yeth Dir!”
"NoW dRoP dOwN aNd GiVe Me 25" got me off guard and I was rolling on the flour laughing
I watched the hell outta this movie when I was younger.This and Blankman are freaking legendary!
They need to make a sequel to major payne
"dir yet dir"
That shit got me rolling
Major Payne was a masterpiece of a movie
"so do I, hEE Hee HeE" 💀
The music makes this movie seem like Major was a serial killer😂😂😂
And this movie is hilarious BTW
😂😂✌️✌️
@@redpillriser that clip was always my favorite part of the movie. And when Payne beats up Bam Bam Bigelow🤣🤣👍
“Dir yet Dir”
I needa watch this movie again😭😭
I forgot the name help me out😭
@@Kenneth-j3v Major Payne
Thir yea thir
Bro got me in corner cotemplating my actions 💀💀
Such a great movie. Thank you. Great memories ❤
COULDNT MAKE A MOVIE LIKE THIS IN TODAYS WORLD. THIS SHIT WAS AMAZING!
On bro
Fr bro 😂
Movie name?
@@NilufarOmonniyozova Major Payne
@@NilufarOmonniyozova major Payne
RIP to the actor that played the deaf guy.
Watched this movie over and over when I was a kiddo 😂
When major Payne says hee hee hee it’s about to get bad for everyone 😂😂
Major Payne and Gunny Hartman "Full Metal Jacket" would have been a hilarious military comedy duo
The little train that could is the best part
Omg, yes... I was looking for this!
He shaved all their heads after though. 😭
"Now you girly girls, you will be bald like me!"
-Major Payne
“HEE 😈HEE” got me rolling
😂😂😂😂😂😂he's A True COMEDIAN
“So do I, Ehhehehe” 💀
One of the best damn movies ever made.
Wuts d’à name
Major paine @@nuggetbutter1314
@@nuggetbutter1314Major Payne.
@@aidansharp5244 ty
Major Payne was hilarious 😂😂 I love that movie!!! Tiger was my favorite!!
This movie is such a nostalgic classic. One of my favorites. Damon Waynes is underrated.
Major Payne, classic
The “hee hee hee” got me dying even though I’ve seen this mayjor Payne 20 times 😂😂😂
When he said, "Drop down and give me 25", it sounded like the people from South Park that say "They took our jobs!"
All them push ups made this boy turn in to the Sherminator.
This is one of the best movies the wayan brothers ever made.
Whats the name
@@moonwhyki6864 Major Payne