I mean I won't be surprised if someday he suddenly admits that he has 15 monitors monitoring every live smp member and 50 goons reporting him every tweets they made on discord or something
i work really hard and i never get recognition i just want to ask you to see my channel i know your gonna go hate cause am self promoting but give me a chance and not a bad self promoter i do good content
@@ceremians it's actually part of the anticheat system they use, which somehow makes striders fly and boats make you immortal. I have the same anticheat set up in a server
i work really hard and i never get recognition i just want to ask you to see my channel i know your gonna go hate cause am self promoting but give me a chance and not a bad self promoter i do good contentlmfao is creepy
I hate to be that guy, but techno is not the blood god. That is Khorne. Techno serves him by spilling blood. Hence the phrase "blood for the blood god".
@@rexysmile there's an option on Twitch that let's you gift sub to anyone, when you gift them a sub it still shows that they "subscribed" themselves in the notifs even if it's a gifted sub :D
@@Bruinklein I still don't understand 1. If someone gift techno a sub, how did Foolish get the notifs instead of technoblade 2. Techno is not a Twitch streamer why would someone do that
Yeah it is terrifying, but he sounds like that one kid that always wants to be your friend but just ended up getting annoying with all of the harassment.
i work really hard and i never get recognition i just want to ask you to see my channel i know your gonna go hate cause am self promoting but give me a chance and not a bad self promoter i do good content
@@Elamskii nah I think to be fair he should just have 3 life everyone but just in general you would expect to him to not be able to die because he is a totem lmao. but yeah as you said too op
That's not true, snowballs only ever did knockback with the addition of the spigot or bukkit plugins that virtually every major server uses. Snowball knockback has never been vanilla in any version, it's just a extremely common plugin feature.
@@Lillyhoves No it doesn't, netherite only reduces knockback by 10% per +1 knockback resistance. It's because snowballs do not deal knockback to players without a plugin, most plugins add it though so most multiplayer servers which need plugins to function have snowballs that deal knockback.
2:03 Bro the fact that Techno was looking right into FG’s line of sight when he fell in, is terrifying in itself. I watch Techno’s streams but, oh my God...
1st, Techno has MASTERED the slow head turn. Pretty sure he does it just to add to the menace, but its still hilarious in a terryfying way. 2nd, Foolish trying to boat trap him like he's a mob needs more attention
Technoblade: *_you dare breathe the same air as me you siamese salamander_*
*_dare to stay at the same coordinate as me you poorful human_*
siamese salamander lmao
You dare to even speak to me you drizzling drop out
But techno nice to ranboo
You dare feel more superior to me!!!
Even when Techno is afk, he's still so terrifying
And no
@@ajacks4460 k
Haha i think more like: *poke poke* *techno menacing turning* *Kskfekdoosos AHHHHHH RUN*
Afk techno is like a wall. Except said wall is covered in spikes lmao
Fax. That slow head turn gave me chills.
The way he smacks FG and then turns around slowly back to where he was...
*your free trial of breathing in that coordinate has expired!*
Timestamp
@@voltzxd530 3:43
got me good xD
Its funny before meeting techno he has to put all of his stuff away cuz he knows he might get killed
"From a man only fluent in the language of death, Silence is praise indeed."
Where is this from
@@justa12yearoldsock33 A video series about a orc named Odgrub in Skyrim.
Damn...What a Chad quote my guy.
From a man only fluent in the language of violence, silence is praise indeed.
Ikr we are very poetic
Honestly, there is no way that Techno isn't stream sniping him. He does it a lot.
He is afking for around like 30 min reading a book he said that in one of his vods
He does sub at the end lmao
I mean I won't be surprised if someday he suddenly admits that he has 15 monitors monitoring every live smp member and 50 goons reporting him every tweets they made on discord or something
@@Num2OuO that's an accurate representation of his possible freetime , but sadly he just got 2nd screen.
@@Num2OuO lmao he does every stream I swear he joins to say something on someone stream the leaves
Technoblade: Cause of many canon deaths, consider by many to be the strongest person in the SMP
Foolish: messing around with him
That’s litterally foolish from him
His name just said it all
Technoblade: so you have chosen death...
i work really hard and i never get recognition i just want to ask you to see my channel i know your gonna go hate cause am self promoting but give me a chance and not a bad self promoter i do good content
hi am not a bot
Pro tip: Techno afks for 15 min at a time. So, if he’s afk, you have 15 min, give or take, before he comes back.
You can only afk for 10.5 mins before getting kicked from a server
@@skylercloud3077 moving the head of your character, eating, punching or just jumping is enough to reset the afk timer
@@jip0611 dsmp probably doesnt have that settings
@@ceremians it's actually part of the anticheat system they use, which somehow makes striders fly and boats make you immortal. I have the same anticheat set up in a server
@@jip0611 ah ok
the way he slowly turned was not terrifying at all I did not almost have a heart attack
Your pfp describes my reaction to when he slowly turned his head
i work really hard and i never get recognition i just want to ask you to see my channel i know your gonna go hate cause am self promoting but give me a chance and not a bad self promoter i do good contentlmfao is creepy
@@ZiadGomaa2009 All self promoters are bad self promoters.
@@ZiadGomaa2009 your a self promoter smh
@@ZiadGomaa2009 cuz "It was never meant to be"
Technoblade in his natural habitat
Mmmmm cave spiders
As you can see technoblade is trying to figure out what to do
I just ruined ur 69 likes
@@lideinekok4011 you monster
Idk man he always seems scary. Its just something about him
8:43 "Technoblade just subscribed!"
the blood god watches over you
He said somebody gifted Techno, but yea he’s still watching
is this a Terraria reference
I hate to be that guy, but techno is not the blood god. That is Khorne. Techno serves him by spilling blood. Hence the phrase "blood for the blood god".
@@drdoofus3173 Huh. The more ya know...
@@drdoofus3173 yeah thanks for saying, I've seen a lot of people with that misinterpretation.
This is literally how most people would act if they meet Technoblade for the first time
Yea it happened to Hannah except techno wasn’t at his computer and Hannah was still terrified of him lol
@@kaileycole9255 i need to see it
No i would not just go to his chests and take wood😂
Foolish: - throws snowball -
Techno: - years of Skywars experience kicks in -
"He dodged so fast we couldn't see him move!"
I love how he just gives techno an offering and try to appease him like he's some kind of god
He is a god
He is the blood god
We don't say "blood for the blood god" for nothing, you know?
The semi demi god
Its a SCP
I love when he slowly turns his head it just adds to him being terrifying lmfaooo
FoolishG: "i don't want to annoy Bad when he is doing his things"
Tommy: *"alright let's fucking start another war"*
"Who starts a war at 3 am?"
Tommy: *"OH BOY 3 AM!"*
FoolishG: "lets go bug Technoblade instead, much safer."
So we just gonna ignore the fact that techno subbed at the end there?
It was a gifted sub, meaning someone gifted a sub to techno
@@Bruinklein how does that work?
@@rexysmile there's an option on Twitch that let's you gift sub to anyone, when you gift them a sub it still shows that they "subscribed" themselves in the notifs even if it's a gifted sub :D
@@Bruinklein
I still don't understand
1. If someone gift techno a sub, how did Foolish get the notifs instead of technoblade
2. Techno is not a Twitch streamer why would someone do that
When you interrupt Technoblade while he's watching anime...
That's a line that no one and I mean NO ONE should cross.
There exists a timeline in this universe where techno-blade can become techno-chan.
@@raven4899 truly we are living in the worst timeline, where techno-chan isnt a thing
I have seen technoblade comment on an Attack on titan parody video
@@noisyguest5249 Do you remember what video? Can you link it?
Him be like: Notice me Sempai for straight 9 mins.
3:45 That is the scariest turn I have ever seen! lol
Imagine He was using the steering wheel lol
I wonder if he does this irl, lol.
He simultaneously looks like a chad and a geek and it’s strange
Yeah it is terrifying, but he sounds like that one kid that always wants to be your friend but just ended up getting annoying with all of the harassment.
techno saw the man had no armor and was like "this dude will die to thorns before he takes hearts from me"
The slow Techno turn around is iconic lmao
Tecnoblade has mastered the art of looking intimidating in a block game
imagine if techno just did a vc with him
I can already feel the awkward conversation that is gonna happen... Especially with technos single word responses
@@terraknighty 'yap' 'mhm' 'mm' 'k' 'heh'
nice
i work really hard and i never get recognition i just want to ask you to see my channel i know your gonna go hate cause am self promoting but give me a chance and not a bad self promoter i do good content
@@ZiadGomaa2009 I'll check it out
"That was a really menacing turn around"
Yeah, he's good at that.
When he tried to boat trap him like a mob had me dead
every now and then I remember how old they all are and that techno's a year younger than noah
The classic Technoblade slow head-turn
He didn’t even meet technoblade he just saw him in game
He met technoblade in game, what are you trying to say
The definition of meet is to interact with someone u don't know-
@@bugchem5746 not possibly meet someone you know, maybe just meet a random squirrel
Maybe what this guy meant by meet is IRL meet?
I thought this was tentacle hentai wth
As a totem of undyingggggg foolish should have infinite canon live
Canon lives* but yes :)
Thank you
I have bad grammar ;-;
that would be too OP, i say he would just have 1 extra canon life so instead of 3 Foolish has 4
@@mastershifu8680 No worries ! :)
@@Elamskii nah I think to be fair he should just have 3 life everyone but just in general you would expect to him to not be able to die because he is a totem lmao. but yeah as you said too op
This man missed 2 chests with signs and techno in the chat within 3 minutes
thank you, scrolled way to far to find someone else who noticed.
"how do these chests have everything but wood?" *has mouse on a stack of signs*
"Since when do snowballs not do knockback?"
Since the 1.9 combat update, which revamped combat in the smartest of ways.
That's not true, snowballs only ever did knockback with the addition of the spigot or bukkit plugins that virtually every major server uses. Snowball knockback has never been vanilla in any version, it's just a extremely common plugin feature.
I think it’s because of netherite it blocks all knockback
@@Lillyhoves No it doesn't, netherite only reduces knockback by 10% per +1 knockback resistance. It's because snowballs do not deal knockback to players without a plugin, most plugins add it though so most multiplayer servers which need plugins to function have snowballs that deal knockback.
@@drugsarenotcool7325 oh I didn’t know
When techno slowly looked at him I actually felt fear Jesus-
Techno and Foolish must be related cuz Foolish is a literal totem of undying and Techno never dies
He is in spectator mode and watching all of us You are immortal technoblade
I love how foolishg just completely missed the birch signs when looking for wood
That really irked me...
That kinda pissed me off ngl
saying "Sorry, i didn't mean to call you a mob" to Techno is a sick unintentional burn
Why does he like standing behind people so much?
Sus ngl
It's funny ngl-
Pog ngl
ngl
idk ngl
They should make him be like the resurrection god in
the script that would be kool
Well that would help the death problem as long as he's alive at least
Plot twist they have to scarifies Foolish since he’s a totem to bring Wilbur back
why is no one talking about how many spiders were mashed up together
You should see when ponk kills afk techno, there are millions more spiders
I'm surprised they didn't start taking damage
FoolishG: *Looking for wood*
The signs he hovered his mouse over: **Are we a joke to you?**
Techno Habits looking someone in menacing. 😁😁
Techno literally said "No." To him! 😂
This is the definition of poking a sleeping bear
2:03 Bro the fact that Techno was looking right into FG’s line of sight when he fell in, is terrifying in itself. I watch Techno’s streams but, oh my God...
3:46 Pigman slowly turns it's head
What’s even more scary is that you can see Technoblade switch to his axe while he slowly turns to him.
Okay. Random crack theory I just thought up. What if FoolishG is the key to reviving people. He’s kinda a walking Totem of Undying.
What if foolishG revived technoblade on the execution day???
This was a cannon cuddle, which Technoblade allowed to happen up until the snowball was thrown.
Yall it siad , "Technoblade just subscribed" I wonder if he was logging into the livestream when he saw foolish and turned his head
the slow pan....
Techno:**Breathes** "a big totem of undying = immortality...."
"guys where the sign"
*Hovers over it
oh thats who foolish is i was so confused cause he just appeared one day turns out it was this guy
Dude techno it like one of those British guards
(I know he’s an anarchist)
he always looks happy
R.I.P Technoblade
I just noticed at the end technoblade subscribed to him when he made the sign LOL
them moment you realise the spiders sound like water when there is multiple of them
FG: "I need a sign, where can I find wood in these chests?"
*Literally has his cursor over a dozen Birch Signs*
hold up
"Technoblade just subscribed!"
w h a t
8:44
"Technoblade just subscribed!"
OMFGOSHHHHH he's been there all along bruh😂 creepy af
Foolish missing the signs STRESSED me im glad someone told him
Dream: cobblestone crafting table
Foolish: *SLAB CRAFTING TABLE*
3:47 YOU NEVER THROW A SNOWBALL AT HIM OR YOU GET THE MENACING TURN
And slap in the face with an axe
@@lemon._.thecat957 A MENACING SLAP IN THE FACE WITH AN AXE
He BONK'd him
Who saw at the end of the video it showed "Technoblade just subscribed"
I bet technoblade purposely thought staring and entarance while being afk would be funny
Him turning around was terrifying
if he was an orphan he would lose his cannon lives in minutes lol
1st, Techno has MASTERED the slow head turn. Pretty sure he does it just to add to the menace, but its still hilarious in a terryfying way.
2nd, Foolish trying to boat trap him like he's a mob needs more attention
8:49 needs more attention too
3:50 he literally saw the most terrific thing in the universe and laughed at it
Foolish looks like a cool guy
The need to draw foolish and techno in an awkward prom pose grows stronger the more I watch
3:47 that turn tho, always gets me, idky
Can't believe I missed that one! Sad he was mostly afk but that head turn was hilarious and nostalgic
Imagine if he was just standing there waiting for Foolish to throw the snowball
He activated techno's ultimate killstinct
Techno speaks two languages: AXEse and SWORDish
Foolish: THERES NO WOOD!! I NEED A SIGN!!!
*His mouse cursor literally sitting on 12 birch signs*
This reminds me of a little kid finding someone they look up to in a store and then just tugging on their sleeves until they notice them
Rest in Peace, Technoblade. You will live in our hearts forever.
3:45 the way he slowly turns is terrifying
That is a face of a fan. Very wholesome.
I think he didn't appreciate you disturbing his spider ASMR with a snowball.
FoolishG: Sees Technoblade
Also FoolishG: Spoons Technoblade
He searched wood for the signs when there's signs in the chest
I need techno’s POV xD
Techno never dies,that’s why he is immune to snowballs
I can’t tell which is scarier: his head turn far or up close.
Techno's head turn is so menacing and yet so hilarious
And in less then a year foolish becomes a literal god
3:47 that slow head turn xD
Techno will sit at the spider spawned for an hour on end sitting and reading. Then he will go and kill all of them with sweeping edge lol.
i feel badd for foolish cause hes so scared to die he puts his stuff away
how, the heck was he so focused on looking for wood to make a sign, THAT HE DIDN'T NOTICE EVERY CHEST HE OPENED HAD A SIGN IN IT ALREADY!?
Someone should do animation how they standing really close and its so akward.
did anyone realize? at the end theres a notification stream that says technoblade just subcribed lol
This guy sounds very wholesome and that makes me wanna sub to him
bro he looks actually happy i m realy happy for him