Dream & Techno SUMMONED DreamXD Into PRISON And He GRANTED Them ONE WISH! DREAM SMP
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- Опубликовано: 20 июн 2021
- #DreamSMP #Minecraft #Dream #Technoblade
Stream: • The Prison Podcast ft....
Dream twitch: / dreamwastaken
Technoblade youtube: / technothepig
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Игры
Dream: “I am gonna die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy”
And strongest
Nice reference XD
@@TheSmeggyBean6000 weyt what's the reference?
So true
@@TheSmeggyBean6000 I get it now
Technoblade always had the greatest plans.
True
true
No the Bismarck has
greatest plans for channel member that true
@ZARA FURLONG eyyyy
They straight-up summoned God himself just to chill out.
Techno canonically dies if he doesn’t do the sellout timer
Dream is either silently raging, or silently laughing, or silently wishing Techno had a bigger brain XDD
He does he knows all god wishes are traps as in if you wish something like get out of prison they will just out you in another prison or something like that so he just chose a simple wish
@@sadsworth4605 true though
The thing is, even summoning a god has a cost... what did Techno pay... a canon life?
Im pretty sure all of them
Techno has a big brain. He is making money whilst trolling dream. He knows exactly what he has done.
I just love how when someone visits dream in prison. They just pity him, hate him or talk about everything bad he did.
Meanwhile technoblade is just messing around trolling dream and asking him embarrassing questions.
And also gaining clout from him
Because they are teammates at some point
Ah yes. What people do to Dream in the prison when they visit:
-Pity him
-Hate on him
-Talk about the bad things he did
-Troll him
*--Torture him-*
Alternate Title: ADHD Pig convinces no-longer-homeless teletubby to start a podcast and summons godlike teletubby.
Adhd pig and adhd tellytubby hooray
adhd prison D:
HAHAHAHAHAH
Which is actually the green homeless Teletubby
Did you hear. Dreams homeless again. He tried to rob a blond haired child but got stopped by a old man with broken wings.
Dream:uses revive book
Dreamxd joins:u have 1 wish
Techno:I WANT A BELL!!!
Yeah thats... thats literally what happens.
Poor dream XD
bad bell
he could have asked for a enderchest hi stuf are in there
Well at the end they both had some fun with that bell
Plus Techno got sooo many channle members :O
Technoblade: "well on the good side you are not homeless anymore"
Very true
“I have the biggest house on the server”
@@fdragon0216 its true now
I laughed so hard at that
Homeless teletubby*
Ngl, having a bell instead of getting out of prison was the best thing to wish.
Because the god could have teleported them into a lava pool or another prison and they would end up just back where they were. Omniscient beings usually don't want to mess with the universe too much so they can always just trick some stupid ape brains. Techno getting something simple meant that he and the god both won while dream gets to dive into the toilet.
@@anoon- that isn't how DreamXD acts he is like a normal person
@@colinfontenot7561 what normal person sends a woman to hell and returns her back as a prank?
@@Crilyte 2018-2020 morgz
Yeah, it would have been a bit boring if they just got teleported out and moved on with their lives. I'm betting on the syndicate breaking them out
"Dream don't die yet I need to make money"
-Technoblade
priorities
It’s ok dream I’ll cheer you up with this bell while you punch obsidian for 2 weeks
5 months
If DreamXD is Drista, imagine her wheezing while giving the bell to Techno
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kettle family pogg
Plot twist: it's drista playing dreams sec acc
or dream just has another montior
@@shelxvsah double plot twist
Well drista is a god so
@@shelxvsah Dream and Dream XD was moving at a same time so it is have to be Drista.
That's most likely to happen
Techno must be enjoying the prison, he ain't doin anything to get out of there.
He is the farthest he could be from Tommy sooooo
Also he is being the most productive. He keeps asking dream for the knowledge of the book so he could escape easily. To trick the guards, get another wish, etc. Its just Dream holding them back.
@@anoon- Dream can't afford to let anyone else hold the knowledge or there's no reason to keep him alive
he could easily escape by the pearl he left on the syndicate
@@chasebladesword1211 Correct, and we all know how techno is kinda bad at keeping secrets.
Techno: “On the bright side your not homeless *Anymore* “
Dream: “True”
That means he was homeless before.
Dream admits it! XD
Yes, Dream destroyed his house in game to “remove himself from attachments” so he couldn’t the controlled
Well, he's living in a hole in the ground where Tommy found it using glitches.
0:59
"Well on the good side you are not homeless anymore"
-Thecnoblade, the art of joking
Lmao
Thecnoblade
Thecnoblade
Thecnoblade
The cnoblade
I could feel the pain Dream had when Techno asked for a bell.
DREAM IS SOO MAD
AND TECHO IS SOO HAPPY BEACUSE HE HAVE A BELL LOL
what is that even mean
YEAH IM 13 IM A KID
Now techno is a BELLend
DreamXD: I will grant you one wish
Dream: OMG WE CAN ESCA-
Technoblade: I WANT A BELL
*SELL OUT TIMER GOES OFF*
Dream: Depression
Techno: BECOME CHANNEL MEMER NOW ONE OF US
Ah yes I forgot other people watched the video, thanks for giving me the lyrics..
@@samstumpf637 Maybe
@@samstumpf637 Yes, plan to annoy Dream
I’m 999 like
ONE OF US
“He broke my table”
They say pigs never forget
Members: exist
Zoronic: nope
"I've actually see this guy he broke my table"
-technoblade 2k21
tommy: being revived is shit, it hurts and is _not fun._
techno: im not even dead but revive me _lmaooo_
Someone animate this!
They already did
@mr oof oof yeah,but I can try
I'll animate it
Techno: He can grant one wish
Dream: You're gonna get us out of here right?
Techno: (stares)
Dream:Right
Techno: I WANT A BELL!
Dream: NOOOOO!
He just wants to make enough money to buy them out of the prison.
zoronic is the true winner even in the highlights he get clout
This kind of feels like a Dream short. And I love it.
I just realized that Dream answered with 'True' when Techno said that 'Well, on the bright side you are not homeless anymore'.
Getting out of prison? Nahhhhh. B E L L
@Sally the salmon gotta get those members
Ya he knows how cunning god's can be they will trick them and do something else
I wasn’t surprised when techno ask for a bell 🤣
One of the best quotes from dream smp
“ dream don’t die I need to make money”
This was so funny. Can we appreciate that Dream and Techno wanted to give us fans SOMETHING until Sam is back.
Time for Dream to speedrun getting tinnitus now that Techno has that bell
"On the bright side your not homeless"
pffft
Dream: *tortures tommy*
Techno and Quackity: imma bout to ruin this man’s whole career
Techno in prison is still so cool. Best pig
Notice how dream is never moving at the same time as dreamXD and dreamXD never moves while dream is moving
"dream don't die, don't die, I need to make money first." OH WOW-
Dream doesn't know someone.
First reaction: Punch them.
"what if I tried to revive you? your living."
"well then maybe there will be 2 of me, and then we can be double frieeeends."
classic
we all know that Dream standing by the lava was trying so hard not to laugh-
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Please do not reupload long-form (5+ minutes) edited highlights of this stream
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Techno isn't a fan.
Bruh guy chill its 25 seconds plus it was to include sell out timer
@@Crawful Don't care, he must now perish at the hands of the almighty blood god
@@mr.trident1363 you know how cringe you sound
@@Crawful wow, you must be fun at parties.
@@mr.trident1363 well then I have not been to parties probably because I am 12 but meh
Techno:I WANT A BELL
DreamXd:ok
Technoblade:YOOO ITS WORKING YOOO
I love technoblade I don’t think he made a mistake at all with wishing for a bell I think in a way that was a smart move of his
he is gonna make so much money out if that bell he is gonna buy out of the prison
Why is this video coming up on my recommended when the king died. Rest in peace alex😭❤️
Because it might help with cheering up because of Technoblade
Techno at the beginning
“That be pretty pog”
Dream “no”
Insert techno’s meme lord face emoji
"ive seen this person before, he broke my table"
-Technoblade2021
Who knew!!? Who knew this would happen!!
Is George's dream that involved Dream finding religion while in prison coming true? lol
Dreamxd: You have one wish
Techno: I want a bell, I WANT A BELL
Dream: silently wanting to kill techno
Technoblade : yooooooooooooo a bellllll yoooooooooooooooo
Dream : * about to commit suicide *
if only dream could revive techno:( RIP LEGEND
Anyone else here after techno's death...?
yeah, i just had to come back and watch him in videos and just see him happy, you know? i miss him, dearly :(
Dream : " *angry noise* "
Techno : *Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!*
Dream: I can get out of here
Techno: a bell
Dream: nooooooooo
Techno does what most of us would do when givin a wish.
"I want a BELL"
He had one wish he could have wished to get em home and there’s a bell why he wished for a bell while I could have wished to come home XD
Technoblade:How can god look like you
Dream: …
Techno:I want a dang bell
DREAM: TECHNO WHAT THE HECK NO
DreamXD: grants wish*
DREAM:BRUUUUHHHHHHH
Techno:yoooooooooo
Technoblade: "lett's goooooo!"
Drem: "NO, my earsss"
“Yeah. I’ve seen him. I told you. He broke my table.”
DreamXD “You have one wish.”
Techno “I want a bell.”
Dream “WHAT!?!”
Dream really tried to punch god
"Dream don't die I need to make money first"
Technoblade
Techno: I want a bell
Dream: Why u bullied me
when i was watching the live and techno wished for a bell i almost threw my phone at the wall 🥲
Not today, Dream stan, Dream isn't getting out of prison for a long time... probably
@@AxelMuga dream stan?
@@tuberlivestreamvodsclipsst2085 i tried to say "Dream Fan" but i typed in the first thing that came in my mind
also i prefer Technoblade over Dream
@@AxelMuga Okay?
@@AxelMuga ...ok?
i love how techno say "you fool" to somebody
Dream: Kage Bunshin No Jutsu
DreamXD: ...
Techno: He Broke My Table!
Exactly
Techno : Enjoing the bell
Dream : Having depression
Dream should've brought up the fact that getting out of prison would've given Technoblade access to more bells
trueeeee
For me Techno's funny words : Yoow we summed this dood
We summoned a gOd !😮
Alternative Title: Technoblade involuntarily makes Dream go insane. 😑
Techno: bellllllll
Dream:we should might have escape if we tell him
It’s nice dream actually has someone to talk to
Dream XD: you have one wish, what do you want in the most secure prison in this SMP, thousands of obsidian surrounds you with mining fatigue, what would it be?
Dream: a netherite picka-
Techno: b e l l
If they made a podcast it should be called pogcast
Dream being:stress
Techno: yoooo join member one of us
Hearing the sellout timer and Technos hype hit me harder than I expected it to. How could someone be this funny and endearing??
me rewatching this like: I miss techno so much- dream, give me the book right now, I'm summoning god to bring him back-
All part of a master plan
I'm loving the duo of dream and techno in the prison I could watch it all day with a bucket of popcorn 🍿
"I want a bell."
-Sun Tzu.
Technoblade might have blown up lmanberg and ruin friendships, but one thing i will always be grateful for, is that even if hes worked with dream and theyre practically friens, he wont let him out. That, is appreciation for the server. he knows whats best i guess.
This aged poorly.
@@Zoidberryable lol
Plot twist: Dream is actually controlling DreamXD
This was an interesting podcast
Technoblade: It's ok I know him he broke my table.
If dream really can bring someone back from dead then why doesn't he bring technoblade back bro... I didn't think he would die.
"In right side you are not homeless anymore"
TECHNO WHY??
-dream uses revive book-
dreamXD: one wish you get
technoblades pride possession
technoblade: I WANT A BEELLLL!!!!!!!
dream sitting in a corner disappointed
Dream and techno summon a god
Techno: We have one wish
Dream: You will use it so we can escape right?
Techno:
Dream: You will use it so we can escape right? ;)
Techno: Bell! :D
techno: oh yeah this guy fixed my table he's some sort of god.
dream: w h a t .
Imagine he was mining wrong block lmao
Techno has his priorities straight.
Dream: i bet he is gonna let us out
Technoblade: BELL
I was drinking milk when this part happened
Naturally I laughed so hard at 3:38 that i spit it all out on my laptop and it died
It was totally worth it
Gonna miss you Techno, you were my favourite youtuber genuinely
RIP Pig God, I know you re teaching sun tzu as we speak lmao
Hope your doing well C:
I love when dream has a RUclips channel and names it dreamXD and he says who is he 😅
Dream uses of the revive book: control everything.
Technoblade uses of the revive book: sellout timer.
It was great the stream🤑👍
Rip potato king 👑
Dream is changes profiled so can only move on at a time 😂
I like that techno and dream are being like friends now