So funny, for all the right reasons. Anyone who has played this game, could feel your pain and frustration. I have no idea how long this took, for you to play and clip together but it was both fantastic and worth it. Thank you, again so funny.
If anyone is wondering why I gave Irina Beckett the MG Negotiator here is the reason why: She asks for a good staff weapon, so reinforced pipe won't work, and besides the MG Negotiator, the next staff you have access is the SERU HSS BioMaster, that is even better. In top of all that, You can get the MG Negotiator again in the future, however I don't know if you can get another SERU HSS BioMaster.
Another biomaster is available only in New game +. As for me, Negotiator is much more interesting - very good LMB-RMB-LMB-RMB single target combo, nice reach, very good damage, but mediocre AOE compared to other staffs. Anyway, the fact you get this so early makes it super cool (you need to have a lot of health and heals to get BioMaster). =)
Did the same thing, but it was much easier for me. I had grinded to Level 55 in level one and had my weapon at level 16. Then I got a full set of Scarab (Also found early on in that stage) and farmed the parts to put me at MK II. THEN, I went after the non-respawning security guards. Also, I transferred my saves to a USB stick (PS4) every time I successfully got a piece of Gorgon Armor. That way, if I screwed up, I could just reload my previous save and try again. What sucks is, I found myself wearing Gorgon for almost the whole game... Most of the other suits seem to have pointless buffs. Black Cerberus has a damage buff.... well, just grind your weapon skills up to 30+, its a pointless buff. Regular Cerberus has a better buff, but weaker stats... Seems to me that Gorgon is just a beast of a suit!
First of all if you're gonna have to grind thaaaat much just to get a gear set then you could've just further the story and reach the point where they respawn, it's not even that far. And secondly, protip: if you're going for the cut on an non-respawning enemy, go to options and set the slo-mo on every cut, then initiate the cutting and if it's an animation that won't give you a cut just hit start/ESC and quit to menu and reload. Works even if you kill him by mistake, it takes several seconds for the game to register the kill so if you're quick you can make it. GL HF
For others, the Games much easier now, don't need to grind as much with all the crazy DLC and awesome new implants. Would probably waste time doing what I did.
This is my first watch here and i am very sorry for it ... in the beginning i was like look how confident he goes , couple of seconds later i was laughing so hard that no one could tell if i am laughing or crying .. nice vid man .. one more fan
something i do when fighting security type enemies in this game, i use a Heavy Duty weapon, and use a vertical attack into a vertical attack into a horizontal attack (R2-R2-R1 for PS4, dunno about pc) It works for a number of the security force enemies you encounter, especially the jumping robot ones with the weird taser tail, make sure you deal with that tail first, you can destroy the implant you get from those for a good amount of tech scrap. Might also help with the Gorgon officers.
In the first area if you farm the drones for awhile a white super suit appears to fight you . Fight him alot take his armour . Its over 50 damage weapon and super stable armour .
That is “spaceman” and or the Angel VI enemy in zone one, dudes armor is T2 and his weapon is really good with the Angel armor. Watch out and don’t let him hit you with a combo because dude will just 2 tap you early on.
Just some notes, probably would be better off getting and crafting and equipping the arms then legs first. They have tons of damage resistance so the latter fights would be easier. Also if someone loses a drop you should exit game directly. The save game system here is not like dark souls. There is a good chance the enemy will respawn giving another chance.
Lunatic108 There are others by the vending machine cult where you can farm the sentinel gear pretty easily. (Other side of those big stairs you have to go down to access to shortcut)
They kinda randomly spawn. Usually 2 of them. They also don't respawn after killing, so if you kill one, the other will still be there if you die trying to take on the second one.
Just killed both those guys today and they didnt drop schematics and dont respawn. The second pair you fight isnt there anymore because it leads to Creo World for the Walk in the Park DLC.
Same here they fixed it i guess when i did it today i used the drone to lure them out ... when i am abit to far like he is in the video he walks straight back and i get one out the other one follows him... after they are dead they dont respawn like the other enemies :/
Really helpful, and funny, I took down the guards a little faster using the Angel weapon and armor though, hit and run with my white long hard thing...
Great guide but the video is very laggy, with the walk in the park DLC those 2 guards (8:39) dont spawn there anymore, but you can kill the two guards at the machine that lets you unlock ironmous suit.
Yep, took them on, got the sign to cut their limbs off to get their armor, didn’t happen. They just died. And they don’t respawn. On a different note, it absolutely SUCKS you can’t recharge your health injections.
I know it's 2 years old but I never saw this accidentally lured both out managed to kill them both but I was on the stairs and loot went -(sigh) over the rail into the abyss - and as far as I know they don't respawn.
If you want to see more of The Dumbshit Guide videos I advise you to see the original creator: WildPie101. Just search the name on youtube and you'll find The Dumbshit Guide to Dark Souls by WildPie101. They are way better than mine and extremely funny.
this was quite entertaining. thanks for the guide, I just wish my first confrontation would have let me fight them solo instead of the pair they always showed up as. no severed drops, just survival, and then they were gone
For me btw I’m not there yet but for me just perfect parry and then target head bonk few times and ded ( and btw if u bonk ppl enough on the head with a heavy most likely dead but with light they fall and u get to combo them
I was born in a prison no hope for escape I got used to the silence as I stuck in my cage you can not miss what you have never seen before but deep inside you know there must be more I heard a voice but I could not follow it was a language I didnt know Ive seen a light and it used to blind me was it real or just a dream?
I found the last two near some vending machines after I crossed the bridge with the welder robot and three dudes. Didn't really bother with killing the security guards though, I recently bought the game and am going to (frustratingly) advance through the game leisurely before I try to speed through it.
No armour is really the best..it all depends on how you want to build your character. I prefer impact on mine to knock enemies down, can't do that with that armour set.
Aaand adding on to the comment above: was it an actual cutting animation or simple fatality animation. Coz if you haven't done enough damage to the armor it won't come off. Try using weapons with high Crush Damage
Nice video, but it looks like the game was fixed somehow. When I lure the ninja to the place where you thought, he disappears and reappears next to the other ninja with full health...
IN xbox one the second set of Gorgon Armor security personnel are by the R&D entrance.. Or maybe they are there only after the free downloads? Not sure why either is the case.. But just thought I'd share the info..
if you have the newest dlc,they near the ironmaus vending machine along with 5 robozombie all around them see this area 4:24 you took right and go up the stairs there you will find them
didn't work for me 1st killed locked onto weapon got that & arm, 2nd guy locked onto leg gave me nothing, second lot 1st guy locked onto head got that 2nd guy locked onto leg gave me another head??
Step 1: get good frame rates.
So funny, for all the right reasons. Anyone who has played this game, could feel your pain and frustration. I have no idea how long this took, for you to play and clip together but it was both fantastic and worth it. Thank you, again so funny.
Thanks, no problem
Think this security guard is bad..... Guess you haven't met Black Cerberus
@@rjthegreatyt9139 bc was the easiest fking boss in this game I had more trouble with the first pax
@@franckpadilla9004 easy what are you smoking, it's basically 3 bosses
@@rjthegreatyt9139 I had trouble (3+ days trying) with every single boss in the game.. except for him. took me no more than 3 minutes, first try.
You're a champion... Playing a game like this with that fps...
If anyone is wondering why I gave Irina Beckett the MG Negotiator here is the reason why:
She asks for a good staff weapon, so reinforced pipe won't work, and besides the MG Negotiator, the next staff you have access is the SERU HSS BioMaster, that is even better.
In top of all that, You can get the MG Negotiator again in the future, however I don't know if you can get another SERU HSS BioMaster.
DarkPlague you deserve so much more subs
I don't really care for subs, I don't monetize my videos, I just do it for fun
But thanks
DarkPlague 😃
Another biomaster is available only in New game +. As for me, Negotiator is much more interesting - very good LMB-RMB-LMB-RMB single target combo, nice reach, very good damage, but mediocre AOE compared to other staffs. Anyway, the fact you get this so early makes it super cool (you need to have a lot of health and heals to get BioMaster). =)
Why so laggy is it for the meme
In the settings when it comes to quality, you you could have it prioritize frame rate or quality
You are actually the best surge youtuber I've seen so far
Thanks, but I'm not an youtuber, I just upload videos when I feel like it, I mostly just watch videos on youtube. But thank you nonetheless.
Reminds me of the dumbshit's guide to dark souls... good times.
Yes, it was inspired by that, too bad when I made this video I had a older version of OBS otherwise the fps would have been way better... oh well...
DarkPlague yeah the framerate could be better in your next dumbshits guide :D would look forward to that.
Did the same thing, but it was much easier for me. I had grinded to Level 55 in level one and had my weapon at level 16. Then I got a full set of Scarab (Also found early on in that stage) and farmed the parts to put me at MK II. THEN, I went after the non-respawning security guards. Also, I transferred my saves to a USB stick (PS4) every time I successfully got a piece of Gorgon Armor. That way, if I screwed up, I could just reload my previous save and try again.
What sucks is, I found myself wearing Gorgon for almost the whole game... Most of the other suits seem to have pointless buffs. Black Cerberus has a damage buff.... well, just grind your weapon skills up to 30+, its a pointless buff. Regular Cerberus has a better buff, but weaker stats... Seems to me that Gorgon is just a beast of a suit!
First of all if you're gonna have to grind thaaaat much just to get a gear set then you could've just further the story and reach the point where they respawn, it's not even that far. And secondly, protip: if you're going for the cut on an non-respawning enemy, go to options and set the slo-mo on every cut, then initiate the cutting and if it's an animation that won't give you a cut just hit start/ESC and quit to menu and reload. Works even if you kill him by mistake, it takes several seconds for the game to register the kill so if you're quick you can make it. GL HF
For others, the Games much easier now, don't need to grind as much with all the crazy DLC and awesome new implants. Would probably waste time doing what I did.
@@luciferx10 oh, my bad, didn't know about that mate.
I’m useing the rhino an angel VI gear sets,with anglehart weapon stupid op lol the angel vI is a free dlc bundle
I used black cerberus because of the drip
This is my first watch here and i am very sorry for it ... in the beginning i was like look how confident he goes , couple of seconds later i was laughing so hard that no one could tell if i am laughing or crying .. nice vid man .. one more fan
This video made me chuckle instantly relatable - such a underrated game 👍
I'm glad you enjoyed
DarkPlague I'm trying to decide which is better: full gorgon armor or full black serberus armor
something i do when fighting security type enemies in this game, i use a Heavy Duty weapon, and use a vertical attack into a vertical attack into a horizontal attack (R2-R2-R1 for PS4, dunno about pc)
It works for a number of the security force enemies you encounter, especially the jumping robot ones with the weird taser tail, make sure you deal with that tail first, you can destroy the implant you get from those for a good amount of tech scrap.
Might also help with the Gorgon officers.
m2,m2,m1
In the first area if you farm the drones for awhile a white super suit appears to fight you . Fight him alot take his armour . Its over 50 damage weapon and super stable armour .
That is “spaceman” and or the Angel VI enemy in zone one, dudes armor is T2 and his weapon is really good with the Angel armor. Watch out and don’t let him hit you with a combo because dude will just 2 tap you early on.
He just kinda exists off in the corner where you fight the hell crane
Just some notes, probably would be better off getting and crafting and equipping the arms then legs first. They have tons of damage resistance so the latter fights would be easier. Also if someone loses a drop you should exit game directly. The save game system here is not like dark souls. There is a good chance the enemy will respawn giving another chance.
My second two guards were up by the ironmaus vending machine
This early on they muuch easier with single rig pax weapon from 1st boss
Backstabbing the security guards would make your life so much easier but like dark souls it's a pain in the arse still.
Well, the game itself is easier than Dark Souls, but I agree that from the first time playing those security guards are a pain
Was their placement changed, because for me there werent any enemies at the train station :/
It happened to me after I killed them 2 times got head and arm
Lunatic108 There are others by the vending machine cult where you can farm the sentinel gear pretty easily. (Other side of those big stairs you have to go down to access to shortcut)
They kinda randomly spawn. Usually 2 of them. They also don't respawn after killing, so if you kill one, the other will still be there if you die trying to take on the second one.
Those guards are only at the tram if you talk to the woman nearby.
@@chazz335 that sentinel gear is trash.
Sadly this doesn't work anymore thanks to the dlc, They removed the guards down below on the platform D:
there is a trigger point that removes them, they are there prior to that.
It takes talent to make a video funny with text alone, bravo
thank you sir
I shit you not the comedy value of this tutorial is 11/10. My sides are orbitting Saturn
the only problem is that the whole set has very high cp requirement so if you equip it this early you won't be able to equip a lot of implants
Lynx and Scarab sets are both comparable to Gorgon and I personally prefer the Mantis set over both.
Still better instructions than furniture from IKEA.
Imagine playing a souls game in 25 fps. now that's legend
"Did I just assume his state?!" ded
XD
TBH this helped heaps thanks and it was absolutely hilarious/amazing
Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
DarkPlague I found this game more frustrating than dank souls
This is sooo funny. I didnt see the source material from ds so its a first. Good job!!!
When I went to go fight those two down by that train station I couldn't cuz mine were gone
Just killed both those guys today and they didnt drop schematics and dont respawn. The second pair you fight isnt there anymore because it leads to Creo World for the Walk in the Park DLC.
I'm watching in 2019 and the robots aren't there
Tf
Same here they fixed it i guess
when i did it today i used the drone to lure them out ... when i am abit to far like he is in the video he walks straight back
and i get one out the other one follows him... after they are dead they dont respawn like the other enemies :/
Really helpful, and funny, I took down the guards a little faster using the Angel weapon and armor though, hit and run with my white long hard thing...
Great guide but the video is very laggy, with the walk in the park DLC those 2 guards (8:39) dont spawn there anymore, but you can kill the two guards at the machine that lets you unlock ironmous suit.
Yep, took them on, got the sign to cut their limbs off to get their armor, didn’t happen. They just died. And they don’t respawn.
On a different note, it absolutely SUCKS you can’t recharge your health injections.
I know it's 2 years old but I never saw this accidentally lured both out managed to kill them both but I was on the stairs and loot went -(sigh) over the rail into the abyss - and as far as I know they don't respawn.
I currently feel like shit but this makes me feel a little better but only a little I still feel like i got punched in the throat
I'm glad to make you feel a bit better. When I make another one of these at least the frame rate will be a lot better than this video.
If you want to see more of The Dumbshit Guide videos I advise you to see the original creator: WildPie101. Just search the name on youtube and you'll find The Dumbshit Guide to Dark Souls by WildPie101. They are way better than mine and extremely funny.
Everything of my anger from this game describe in this video
Fought both guards at the station at the same time, no flex....just bruises and perhaps a bit mentally broken 🤕
Don't forget that fucking robot in the middle
this was quite entertaining. thanks for the guide, I just wish my first confrontation would have let me fight them solo instead of the pair they always showed up as. no severed drops, just survival, and then they were gone
For me btw I’m not there yet but for me just perfect parry and then target head bonk few times and ded ( and btw if u bonk ppl enough on the head with a heavy most likely dead but with light they fall and u get to combo them
When I add the GMS, it was giving differend soft in spead of yours
Not what I expected but I loled so thanks.
I was born in a prison no hope for escape I got used to the silence as I stuck in my cage
you can not miss what you have never seen before but deep inside you know there must be more I heard a voice but I could not follow it was a language I didnt know
Ive seen a light and it used to blind me was it real or just a dream?
I can literally count the FPS
1:41 I went with the blue part first then when the X icon we appered I switched to the yellow parts.
I found the last two near some vending machines after I crossed the bridge with the welder robot and three dudes. Didn't really bother with killing the security guards though, I recently bought the game and am going to (frustratingly) advance through the game leisurely before I try to speed through it.
No armour is really the best..it all depends on how you want to build your character. I prefer impact on mine to knock enemies down, can't do that with that armour set.
is it just me or is the framerate awful on this for some reason
It's not just you, the framerate is shit, however I got a new version of OBS so in the future the framerate will be good
Mause armour for the win.
If you want to have a guaranteed stunlock on a human opponent than just target their unarmored body parts if they have any.
The black cerberus is the best armor and most cool.
2:58 that made the video for me taken out from nowhere lol
good video man two thumbs up
Plz make more made me laugh so hard to know I'm not the only person doing this shit
i just found this game few days ago, nice and funny video
I didn't realize they didn't respawning and killed both in the same fight. Lmao
Should make a guide on how to get good framerate
I didnt get any of the schematics off them. I dismembered the arm and I just don't have it
Was it an armoured arm or unarmoured?
Aaand adding on to the comment above: was it an actual cutting animation or simple fatality animation. Coz if you haven't done enough damage to the armor it won't come off. Try using weapons with high Crush Damage
Nice video, but it looks like the game was fixed somehow. When I lure the ninja to the place where you thought, he disappears and reappears next to the other ninja with full health...
Thx, im a dumbshit so i needed this😄thx for the vid man
I love the MG Gorgon armor it resembles the darkside
Music still better then that fuckin country song at the medbay
you can apparently change the music to whatever suits you, how to is on youtube somewhere
oh snap. I dun killed them there guards & forgot to get the full armor set. Just have a stupid pair of their arms!
Is there any way to do-over?
I've just learned how to kidnap
I love it ! More, please, more. More ! MOOOOOOOOOORE !
I can't move out of the way fast enough. I'm always getting hit.
Gorgon might have good defense, but nothing tops the iron maus set
Fr
So simple! But seriously thanks for the video. Very funny.
Can i return to this area? I sort had board the train earlier.
I fought them both in the booth and died the first time then killed them the 2nd I believe
This is fantastic
IN xbox one the second set of Gorgon Armor security personnel are by the R&D entrance.. Or maybe they are there only after the free downloads? Not sure why either is the case.. But just thought I'd share the info..
love it lol ggs funny and helpful
Bro i got the goliath armor. Its so cool and it makes enough damage to kill the enemies with three or four hits :)
My copy doesn't have the music, is that why my character doesn't dance around like yours?
And also i got an inf scrap glitch die with scrap kill enemies till ur timer is over 7:30 and u collect it and it’s dibbles not bannable
Yang to meet you, nice
how to get good
step 1: keep dogeing attacks
Whats the point when the armor use 60+ power core
That video was PAINFULL TO WATCH BECAUSE OF THAT FPS DUDE
Salvage= Savage for this guy
You make it look sooo easy!
When your skills are as good as your FPS
They don't respawn if you get nothing...
it's like watch a stop motion video
OMFG!! DIS SHIT HELPFUL!!!
The guards downstairs arent there
if you have the newest dlc,they near the ironmaus vending machine along with 5 robozombie all around them
see this area 4:24 you took right and go up the stairs there you will find them
@@NKB_POE thank you
Seriously, the MG Gorgon is one of the best armors
I would love to get it, but even when prompted to cut the limbs, all that happened is they died.
You can get weapon and armor
the ones down on the train station wont spawn for me any idea why?
How many of them are there? Are there only 4 of these security guards to fight or is there more?
Insane Frame rate brah!
Frickin' Hilarious 😂
i cant lock enemy from far .. how do that? button L on xbox 360 nothing... i must hit after that can lock it..
Step 2: get good.
Anyone else think its hilarious that gangbang and 69 are the same step
Loved the steps.
You’ve obviously chose high resolution over high performance lol
Its a good video to ruin your eyes
didn't work for me 1st killed locked onto weapon got that & arm, 2nd guy locked onto leg gave me nothing, second lot 1st guy locked onto head got that 2nd guy locked onto leg gave me another head??
2 heads are better than 1
Fml the second set of 2 security arent there