Stuff Bronies Never Say
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- Опубликовано: 29 авг 2024
- Channel update and video info below
Here's something a little bit different for this channel, but hopefully just as entertaining! We had a lot of fun making this and hope you enjoy! I'm trying to make more varied content, but don't worry, Cinemare Sins isn't going anywhere.
Also, yes, we realize some of these aren't perfectly accurate. It's a joke people.
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‣ LittleshyFiM
Hey, that's me!
‣ TootsieRoll2
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‣ Super Cat
/ darkleroy10
‣ Draco Blaze
/ @dracoblaze626
‣ Drummershy
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‣ Equestria News Daily
/ @equestrianewsdaily233
‣ SethF
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‣ Soniccrew128
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‣ Turtle Pain
/ @turtepain
‣ Littleshy's sister
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» Channel update «
I've been quite sick with the flu/pneumonia and haven't had a chance to work on sins videos [this video was recorded long ago, back when I was well.] I should be back on schedule to finish up season two in a couple weeks, and after finishing the season I'll be going on my usual hiatus [more on that later, but in short it's a break from the sins video schedule in order to work on other stuff and possibly sins video specials.]
I'm going to be hitting 100k subs in just a couple more weeks, and I'm absolutely speechless. I starting using RUclips back in 2007 with the crazy pipe dream of one day hitting 1k subscribers. All I can say is, thank you everyone for your support!
The best pony is... whoever that lizard is... the one that always pukes out paper and hangs out with the purple alicorn
Exactly
Oh! You mean the Flim/Flam brothers! Right?
GlitchyShadow137 No its Angel, it has been for a long periololically time.
Spike
StrangerArsenal Dees You KILLED IT!
"Love and Tolerance is totally used the right way in this fandom" :D
We totally should have mentioned that fandom trope, kicking myself now.
It's never too late to get started on a part two. :D
But in all serious, I think this fandom should just let go of that term. Anytime I've been in a brony facebook group or forum, I just see nothing but kids screaming "love and Tolerance. No hate" to anyone with a disagreeing opinion from theirs. Even got banned from one for speaking on it lol.
***** "This Fandom is perfectly able to accept Criticism or even Satire and don´t get offended by it"
Soul Mystique
I didn't shed a single tear during My Little Dashie.
Me neither
Same here.
Not one
Nicholas Schubert
Same, I´m a monster!! :(
I didn't cry either, but I felt like I was gonna.
"The younger fans should always be treated with respect! They are kids, after all!"
I laughed! You can always tell a great fandom by how well they're able to laugh at themselves. Thanks for sharing!
"Twilight should get married to Flash Sentry."
"Discord and Cheese Sandwich are the least interesting characters in the show."
"I really loved those Rainbow Power designs."
"Lauren Faust ruined the franchise. G3 was the best!"
"I hope they never bring back up any of the major villains in the series."
"Discord's reformation was well thought out and totally not forced."
"This show made me lose interest in life."
"Diamond Tiara is the nicest, most helpful character in the show."
I really loved those rainbow power designs im 4 rlys
and i liked discords reformation also
Rainbow Kitteh To be honest, I liked the designs as well, but so many others just thought they were too much.
And now, my personal "thoughts"
"I actually care about the argument about Flash Sentry."
"I am going to use many other people's characters without any permission."
"I always try to be as mean and rude as possible."
"While most Bronies truly follow the 'Love and Tolerate' motto in honesty, I never have since long before this show even came out."
"I am an internet troll, and exemplify a good anti-Brony."
"I've always had good friends until I came into the fandom."
"I hate the show, and I don't have Aspergers Syndrome."
Pretty Unicorns "Equestria Girls stays completely true to what made this show great."
On the RP, I liked that as well.
To be fair I don't think anyone gets a full 8 hours of sleep anymore, not since the internet became a thing at least.
Amen to that
Preach!
I try to. I can most definitely relate to being kept up at night with preoccupied thoughts of ponies, though.
I don't understand. What is this 'sleep'?
well I intend to tonight... mostly cause I am fricken exhausted from not sleeping any last night.
"The Mane 6 should be replaced by characters we've never seen before and give them one-note personalities."
No Hub, we need to make Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Angel Bunny, Snips and Snails (Yes they count as 1 character now, not 2), Twist, and most of all: Flash Sentry as the new mane 6!
I feel like you're criticizing a fanfic or something. :P
Zero Ace So, Snips is the Element of Ma and Snails is the Element of Gic, or is it the other way around?
Qbe Root Yes
***** Yes, yes we shoould
"The first Equestria Girls movie was a masterpiece, and the sequels only get worse with each iteration."
Actually the 2nd was amazing the first was great the 3rd was just downright awful
the first was Okish the second was Ok the tired was ok the fourth was ok
another thing most bronys would never say
Wrong first was worst one, but is still pretty great
"King Sombra has the one of the greatest moments of season 3"
Oh...I've got one...
"If i wear this shirt to school (or work) I'm certain no one will make fun of me and my opinions!" (Holds up Rainbow Dash shirt)
AND
"I'm certain I won't get a bunch of hate for using the my OC from the pony generator as my profile pic. I mean...drawing?! Who has time for that?!"
I wore Pony shirt to school on mufti-day thing.
Only got called 'Gay' twice!
television and cheese Wow! That's ALL?! *Obvious sarcasm is obvious*
John DeBrino Probably. I go to a school filled with bullies and jerks.
John DeBrino
Probably, yes.
John DeBrino
how is homeschooling anyway?
2:18
HOW DARE YOU!!!
Who's Minty?
A G3 character, she was voiced by Tabitha St. Germain, was clumsy and she liked socks and the green color.
She's pretty much like Derpy Hooves.
Minty Root
Except Derpy could fly better. Minty was notoriously bad at operating hot air balloons.
Narrator007 That too.
Minty needs all the love!
"its great that i can watch this episode on youtube" but doesnt every brony say that?
In what? 480p?
+Aaron Gosselin if its free , heck yes
+Benjamin Lilienfeld most of the time people upload it in 1080p/
+Aaron Gosselin 1. my monitor/computer is shitty enough for me to not see enough a big enough difference to care
2. I have not paid for a single thing to do with mlp, watched every ep and most well known fanworks.
+Kipzykipz_ 24 same
that was the best thing,"I don't ship any pony",holds up doctor hooves and derpy toys.
otp ❤❤
I definetly dont ship the shittiest ship ever! *hold up flashlight*
+Creepy Dash XD XD XD
I don't ship any pony, (holds up starburst)
It's very funny that these were my first MLP-toys...
"No one would ever cry for that terrible animation Lullaby for a Princess"
"I don't clop"
personally i didnt cry, but i felt sad
"It's okay if you don't like the show"
NO! We must absorb more souls into our fandom!
xi Nerd Lord ix xD
Really? I must not be a brony, then, cause I've said that (almost word for word) several times.
Its a joke people...
xi Nerd Lord ix "One of us, one of us, one of us..." @.@
I think the show has gotten BETTER since Lauren Faust left.
I really think that, though.
I think the general consensus is that while there's obviously no correlation, the show HAS got a lot better since she left
Young Ponymancer There are a LOT of people who think the moment she left was the moment the series died. I don't think her leaving affected anything either, but I don't think that she was some Goddess sent from the heavens either.
Raysiclove
Well the series took a different direction. She'd had direct control over the general story writing, but Hasbro wanted it to go one direction, Crystal Kingdom, Twilicorn, EQG, etc, and Lauren didn't stay around for it, though mostly just because she recognized her creative input wasn't needed anymore if they had things already in mind. The writers have certainly managed without her, while she went back to her own projects.
Still... I dearly wish to know what more she had in store for us. Instead we've ended up with a commercialized version.
*****
The series definitely had a different feel to me after Lauren left, but I love both how it was with Lauren and how it was post-Lauren. I don't think one of those forms of MLP is better than the other, just different. At the end of the day though, we all recognize that none of those forms would exist without Lauren Faust to jump-start it all.
Narrator007
Agreed, the feel of the later episodes is still fantastic. I'm just not at all a fan of the subject-matter. xP
You forgot one: "Hasbro is so great at not giving major spoilers"
"The fandom definitely needs more Bronies who make dubstep remixes of the show's songs because they all sound great."
Lol, I'm actually a big fan of dubstep
"i sure am happy Chrysalis didn't get reformed!"
"'The Cart Before The Ponies' treated the characters of Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Rarity really well."
"Daniel Ingram is the _worst_ lyricist and the _worst_ composer in history!"
"'Legend of Everfree' was the best Equestria Girls movie! i _especially_ loved how subtle it was!"
and finally:
"I enjoyed reading 'Sweet Apple Massacre.'"
BroneDoesThings Well I was happy that chrissy didn't get reformed, and Loe is my favorite eg movie
@@jorgito93700 me to! im glad chrissy stayed the way she was
runner ups:
"I'm glad anti bronies are spamming this video"
"Season 3 was my favorite season"
"Flash and Twilight are so cute together, they should get married"
"Smile HD did not ruin the smile song for me at all"
"I preferred Sunset Shimmer as a villain"
I dont go on ponyliving
ruclips.net/video/3JW12Ihvi2w/видео.html that perfect ballerina spin.
You learn dem skills at the Walmart gym.
"Pinkie Pie is worst party pony"
This was awesome! You guys were really creative. First I didn't think that you'd be able to fill all 4 minutes with funny quotes because at some point they've got to be mined out, but you did. ^^
"I hope it's a cease and desist!"
Oh come on LittleshyFiM. You wake up every morning excited to see what new ways Hasbro has blocked your videos!
"There should totally be more dubstep remixes of the shows songs!"
What if I like dubstep?
no
Burn all the remixes. BUUUURN them. >_>
For realzies?
*****
>Tombstone's "Bats!" Remix is good.
top kek
"Suited for Success is the most boring episode ever"
"I didn't shed a single tear in My Little Dashie" Phew I'm glad everything said in this video is sarcastic =P
i watched it for real its now sad its funny
"I'm glad the library was destroyed, the castle fits in with its surroundings much better anyways."
"I wish we had more humans in Equestria fanfiction."
"Derpy featured too prominently in this episode."
"I'm so tired of Luna."
"I'm glad these ponies aren't wearing socks. That would be unrealistic and impractical."
OMG A VIDEO FROM LITTLESHYFIM THAT ISN'T A CINEMASINS PARODY
IKR I THINK I SAW SOME PIGS FLYING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW
***** XD
***** Lel :D Hey, are you ever gonna make mlp irl videos again?
reissecup I'd love to, but if I do I'd prefer to make something longer than just a short test. Problem is that's no easy task.
What was this? More things bronies never say? :3
The truth is, bronies adore us ponies and won't ever say that. I just realized how awkward that really is...
Yes...They adore us indeed
"I want EVERYONE to read my fanfictions."
"I don't want ANYONE to see my fanfictions."
What???
Exactly
DarknessIsTheTruth There is a middle ground.
Majin Boo That's a funny Profile name and profile pic you have there.
themeanminecraftman why thank you, random internet person.
Majin Boo You're welcome, unkillable being in both universes lol. I like both things tho :D
You forgot one "Man I really should get rid of some of this pony stuff"
"Man, I have way too much pony stuff"
Also, Pootis!
Poot
"I'm glad you respect me father."
I love that last one. Thx Tootsie, er, Littleshy for the video
I honestly didn't want the CMC to get their cutie marks. It was more fun when they didn't have them.
Something else we "don't" say: I'm a military Brony.
(I am)
i feel like im a weirdo that i like alicorn twilight and that i like the movies
I like alicorn twilight and the movies so im with you
Rainbow Kitteh yay im not alone
MaCRfin ya i don't feel the transformation was rushed i mean she was being tested for along time for it we just didn't know why
MaCRfin The reason why people say it was rushed cause the season was cut short
Rainbow Kitteh i guess
"not enough bronies have a patreon"
LMAO so true. I guess for the most part I'm fine with it, as long as it isn't hammered into everyone's heads and used as a paywall to watch someone's content. I'm not saying anyone does this, but we all know how things can get when money is involved.
I consider myself very lucky for how my parents have handled me being a brony
My mom thinks it's adorable (but I cannot convert her for my life)
My dad says I'm a dork, but he always says I'm a dork, so no harm done :)
Here's some more things no brony has ever said:
"I never hum the show's songs while out and about."
"Celestia is completely in-character in the Reflections comic arc and she wasn't stupid at all in it."
"The Good, the Bad, and the Ponies arc in the comics wasn't retarded at all!"
"I would never write a self-insert Human in Equestria fanfic."
"I would never write a crossover fanfic featuring FiM."
"I've never enjoyed erotic fanart of my favorite pony."
"I had no problem at all with the Mysterious Mare-Do-Well episode."
"Spike has the best episodes."
"King Sombra wasn't boring at all!"
"It is completely fair that Twilight gets to be a princess after fixing a spell she screwed up in the first place, but Fluttershy single-handily reforms Discord and doesn't get squat from Celestia."
"Sonata Dusk is my least favorite of the three Sirens."
"I have never lied when purchasing pony merchandise by saying it's a gift for my niece or younger sister."
The last one was funny
1) I had no _major_ problems with "Reflections", other than pacing. I enjoyed it.
2) I _won't_ write a Human-In-Equestria story. I hate those.
3) I'm not particularly a fan of crossover fics, so I don't write those either.
4) Spike's episodes in S4 were genuinely good. Yes, particularly Equestria Games.
5) Seems like you've got a huge beef with Katie Cook. Get over it.
I would say, like, half of those.
But Sonata Dusk *IS* my least favorite out of the sirens. She is a very cliche character that I've seen in many movies/TV shows, and god do I despise cliche characters. And I've never enjoyed erotic fan-art of MLP characters, I think it's disgusting to sexualize characters.(I'd answer the other ones but these two are the ones that stood out to me the most.)
Just want to start off by saying that I AM a brony and i mean no disrespect to any of my fellow fans. However, this over the top shit is why people hat us. why should we be liked when we completely cover our walls in posters from the show and wear nothing but my little pony t-shirts. so what if you are a fan of something? that should not be your identity! that is how negative stereotypes, and as a consequence; hate groups, are created, when a minority group makes the entire fact that they are a minority their complete identity. just be your self, not what you perceive as cool because some show or fan-based website tells you is cool or whatever. (p.s. to those who say that their complete and utter devotion to the show IS being themselves, i have only this to say: get a fucking life. yes the show is good but its by no means the best fucking show out there. come the fuck on guys! i would be creeped out if i met someone this obsessive about Lord of the Rings and that's not even something people think is for little girls.)
OK, rant over. i hope i did not offend anyone (not likely.) please believe that i am actually a nice guy and just had a bad day and needed to blow of some steam. bye.
i agree...
thank you.
Wait what? Gono make a rant on you're rant once i can type on computer.
You're kind of being a jackass.You do realize that some of the people that you're talking about Arron the army or have jobs and a family?!
You do realize that the video is intended to be an exaggerated/sarcastic piece of comedy, right?
I fail to understand how owning a decently sized collection of any nature is considered offensive, nor do I understand how it could possibly define one's entire lifestyle. You came to an awful lot of conclusions that seem to be pulled out of thin air.
You sure you're not just jealous of Tootsie and I's pony collections? XD
correction: What stereotypical bronies never say.
"You know what? I'm glad they censored Derpy." Love the dead-pan delivery :)
Here's some more lines bronies would never say:
"I'm not really looking forward to the My Little Pony movie in 2017."
"Nothing from 4-Chan has ever disgusted me at all."
"Cloppers give such a good image to the Brony fandom."
"What's a waifu?"
"I don't have any pony related songs on my iTunes."
"I'm so happy that Equestria doesn't exist."
Hi LittleshyFiM, I love your videos and keep up the good work! 😙
+Purple Girl (AKA Allie) Hey, thanks! I'll do my best XD
Hello senpai. Please notice me ;w;
+Emilia Backstrom nu, ur awesome :P
***** Thank you for responding!!!!!!!! :D
I truthfully want more Equestria Girls movies
that one for the EQG film.......THIRD ON ON ITS WAY!!! Brace yourselves
I actually want it
I really liked the second movie (EQG1 was meh). So I'm actually looking forward to seeing what they'll do with the third. I won't assume it'll be good or bad until it's here.
Smiley Cat there wont be as many though since rainbow rocks most people didnt hate to death
*Embrace yourselves
I liked the first one! Second? Meh... third, we shall see! :3
you know what this fandom needs? MORE DOCUMENTARIES!!!
And "pony crossovers are amazing every single time.......especially Five Nights At Freddy's"
Surprise I got a MLP ad for the first time.
Interestingly enough, I can only name two people who's fathers are supportive of their liking My Little Pony. I know neither of them. Still, I'll take the accepting herd over ONE accepting family member any day.
It's just a stereotype joke, my father's been to more BronyCons than most bronies.
***** Hey, mine too!
In fact, my father goes to every pony convention with me. He actually quite enjoys it, surprisingly. Even has a favorite pony (Pinkie Pie). The fandom surprised him that much. :)
Inurantchan My father doesn't really care either way and I'm the one who remembered to add it to the script XD
My dad mocks me for it, but he isn't being serious about it. At least, I don't think he is.
My dad is supportive of me for liking MLP. If he didn't, he'd be hypocritical, as he likes it, too.
so if you say any of these then you're not a brony?
kay
no its just a large group of bronies dont say most or any of these things no one cares if any brony says these things
Not really..
Subtle sarcasm was the true theme for this video.
MrNamehere99
I see
I like your Flora avatar.
Some nights, I lay awake there, tossing and turning, one single question burning in my mind, and I can't help but think, "why IS it called a flea market when they don't sell any fleas?"
I'm sure we look like fleas from high above, and also fleas are parasitic similar to us consumers when it comes to buying stuff XD
The term is a direct translation of the French Marché aux Puces, a large, outdoor bazaar in Paris. This original market earned its name from the critter-infested goods it was rumored to sell.
The scene that starts at 3:27 resonates with me on a spiritual level.
HEY GUYS, HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW LITTLEST PET SHOP???
there hideous. -_-
+Flutterwonder 15 They're*
I'm still waiting for the next episode. Mid season hiatus sucks.
+Foxy The Happy Pirate Fox
No
+Foxy The Happy Pirate Fox
😄
B-but... I go to the gym every other day.
>_> Am I not a true Brony?
I just went to the gym today, so we may be in the same boat ;)
(I _try_ to go 3x a week, but I've slacked off lately due to being sick awhile back).
This is right. I love playing guitar and have been playing it for 7 years, since I was 16.
Fans that don't let it take over their lives are the best fans
Their is no "true brony" so you keep doing what your doing.
So true.
Except I didn't cry during My Little Dashie. So...
King Metamorphosis I cried one tear drop after reading that fanfic. Actually, thats the story that mostly got me into the fandom cx
George Barzydli Ok. In my defense though I don't really laugh or cry about anything. I really just get uncomfortable and angry.
King Metamorphosis I understand. :)
George Barzydli Alright then.
"No, of course I don't want sheet music for [Insert Song Here]"
I've got one: I won't try to convince my friends to watch any episodes.
why does button mash hate video games so much
"I know better than to say that I like My Little Pony at my high school!"
At 2:54 I literally sprung off my bed and into the floor where I then screamed, coughed, and choked on my own saliva laughing.... Lololol thank you so much for this video.. It has made my day also I love the Fluffle puff plushie in the background.. Ehehehe pbbbt
0:26 i wish i had the courage to say that to everyone i know
"I never lose my cool at folks who unreasonably bash the show, the comics, or the fans."
"Making Twilight an Alicorn Princess was a great idea with no downside whatsoever!"
"I think 4chan needs to have more influence over this fandom!"
"_Rainbow Rocks_ was *so* much worse than the first _Equestria Girls_!"
"It's not awkward at all being in the older tier of this fanbase!" (I'm older than many bronies)
"Bronies demands of DHX, IDW, and Hasbro are always reasonable!"
"I'm glad you respect me, father" XD
"Oh boy, another episode about Spike."
"Time to go to work"
"Time to go to the gym"
"Time to meet my girl friend"
XD
"Cloppers aren't overbearing and pushy at all."
"Who's my favorite pony? Minty of course!" Me: -stroking my minty toys-
"Double Rainboom was better than any official episode"
"I did not screamed like a little girl when I first saw the mane six on the Super Bowl add"
One does not simply not cry while watching my little dashie.
That was awesome.
Loved every single one of Littleshy's ;3
"Celestia does so much to help in the episodes! She's best princess!"
weird doesnt joshcourcher say that
when he said"flash centry is my favorite ponie"I DIED IN SARCASTICALL LAUGHTER
You adapt more with your editorial skills and your keen eyes for these common Hasbro mistakes. But above all this , you're funny and lovable. Keep up the good work LittleShy.
(And start/continue Shipping Derpy Who)
(Books =-O ) - Joke Implied
I'm so jealous of that guy at 0:38 with all the pony stuff!
1:18 LOL that was the most hilarious one from the whole video!
Also 1:28!!
The whole video is so funny haha XD Love y'all
This community is the least welcoming, I know it! And I certainly hate all those awesome Shiropoint mixes! Never would listen to one, eww~ xD
-just kidding-
Nocturnal Sunlight lol!
I've got a few:
"I'm going to wear my pony shirt to high school and nobody will stare at me!"
"Nobody cares if I fill my room with pony merchandise."
"All my friends love MLP too, and totally don't judge me."
"My parents love giving me ponies for my birthday and Christmas."
"I don't get any weird looks when I'm browsing the pony section at a store."
"Equestria Girls is my favorite movie!"
"People love my pony generator OC."
"Derpy is worst pony!"
"Princess Luna is lame."
"Hasbro hasn't been changing the show at all to sell toys."
Okay, I'm done.
0:41
SCREW THE PONIES.
YOU HAVE THE WORLD'S BEST SCREENSAVER.
1:56 IKR I keep on shouting at my merchandise "TWILIGHT HAS 3 MANE COLOURS, NOT 2!!!"
"I'm glad you respect me father" Oh god, that one hurt.
"Im glad you respect me, father" made me laugh, then cry and... cry more.
"Luna gets too much screen time, and totally should be included less." "Also i totally didn't freakout from awesomeness when Luna sang in You'll Play Your Part. And also Cadence when she sang"
Read this out loud:
This is my cat
This little cat
This is pony cat
This is is cat
This is awesome cat
Now go back and read the third word only in each line from the start
"I'm glad I've never been verbally or physically attacked by my colleagues"
"Ah, another full 8 hours of restful slumber."
Forget Bronies, I'm pretty sure *no one has ever said that. Ever!*
I swear it's a thing when people joke about not crying watching something, yet in reality nobody *actually* cries watching it.
"I want everyone to see my fanfiction!"
"I don't want anyone to see my fanfiction..."
So true it hurts.
The one who said "I didn't cry at My Little Dashie" HAS NO SOUL
"Season 3 is the best season."
"Equestria Girls was a good idea."
"There are way too many pony conventions."
"You know what I love? Overused vectors on the merchandise."
"A new character is going to appear in the next episode? I'm sure the fandom won't obsess over it."
"I'm totally okay with this toys-driven show advertising toys."
'I've paid for all the episodes I've seen.' All I see is discorded Applejack running rampant through my mind.. xD
Person: I think best pony is Flash Century!
That person was later found dead on the floor.
"Thanks for respecting me dad" yep... totally went that way.
"A RUclips fad that's only 3 years late."
That reminds me, I need to make one of those pixel IDs for my deviantArt account!
Here are some more things bronies never say:
"I regret joining this fandom"
"Fluttershy is worst pony"
"I hope the show ends soon"
"I haven't memorized the lyrics to any of the songs"
"I'm not angry at Teens React"
"I like Howard Stern"
"It IS a show for kids"
"I didn't cry from My Little Dashie."
Neither did I.
I almost peed my pants when they said "Time to go to work" "Time to go to the Gym" "Time to go meet my girlfriend". Lmao
Lady who talks about wallpapers has a Five Nights at Freddy's 2 joke right next to her shoulder -DING-
"I'm glad you respect me, father." Shit had me weak.