Lord of the Rings in 99 Seconds
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- Опубликовано: 25 июл 2012
- spotify: linktr.ee/joncozart
40,920 seconds converted into 99.
0:01 The Bridge of Khazad Dum
0:14 Concerning Hobbits
0:26 A Knife in the Dark
0:37 The Riders of Rohan
0:54 Isengard Unleashed
0:58 Many Meetings
1:07 A Knife in the Dark
1:25 The Breaking of the Fellowship 
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Throwback to when I thought it was two different people
I thought
WhAt
It’s the same person? 😨
Tóth Réka it’s the Same person
His name is Jon Cozart
I used to think that too!
I always thought it was two guys and I really wanted a friendship like they had. Now I realise that I already had it
They are the same person right
Edit: oh I get It now
@@abdulla-Xshe4ro I don’t, but I feel it’s a good joke, can you explain?
@@lifesactuallyprettygood3979 he said he wanted a friendship like them but they are the same person so he said now I realise that I already had it the joke is he is a friend to himself and he is lonley
@@abdulla-Xshe4ro great, it’s the same person?!
No
7 years later and I still can’t tell if they are the same person or twins
Pauline Jones it’s the same person! He just edits it to make it look like it’s multiple people!!
the hair makes it hard
@@spacemango3277 you can tell by looking at the eyebrows. I just found out they were the same too
same
@@BearerOfDreams no bc the way they lift it is different also what bout the hair
Jon Cozart - “Pip and Merry hug trees”
Angry Treebeard - “I AM NO TREE! I AM AN ENT!”
I memorized the whole song in elementary school. I'm in high school now and still know it perfectly
R/thathappened
i’m glad i’m not the only one lmao
same i memorized all his songs when i was like 10 and i’m 15 now and still know most of them
Same
Mj Rad I memorized the Harry Potter one
I have a sudden urge to watch all the movies...
every time I listen to this I get that
+TotallyNotNerdy same omg
me too
Yes
Same here
Nobody:
Me: *tries to sings both parts and fails miserably*
You’re not alone
Lol haha 😅
Understandable
Same
same
me trying to go 'FrodoSamPippinMerry...' and failing to catch up
I'm literally a functioning adult and I still remember these songs off by heart when I learnt them in school 💀
RIGHT
Same!!
Same I regular think about them 😂
same but I'm not functioning
i literally thought in all 99 sec songs of him it's two different people for the PAST 4 YEARS -__-
RIP
SAME LOL
I think in the starwars one it's his friend though
+Britain Reynolds no it's still him
Same i thought they were twins or something hahaha. But i only know this channel for a few months so its not too awkward yet XD
do a pirates of the caribbean in 99 seconds video i will love to see it!
That would be so cool
I WANT THAT
I want it to😍
Yes please!
YES
"PO-TA-TOES"
-paint 2012
Jon: Hmm, what is worth including in this summary? Eowyn slaying the witch king...? No, Legolas surfing on his god damn shield, that's what's really important! :D
@Oliver Pitchenik which one, the Witchking or the shield surfing? :D
@Oliver Pitchenik tbh I kinda love that scene as well, I just laugh every time I see it. And it has become quite iconic, so maybe it deserves its spot in those 99 seconds
actually in the book, Merry kills the witch king as it moves forward to kill an injured Éowyn.
@@arjundesai4476 No? I read the books, I know that's not what happened. They killed him together, Merry first stabbed him in the shin or something with the blade he got at the beginning of Fellowship (which is important because that blade has significance in regards to Angmar and I think turned him mortal, in a sense) and then Eowyn gave him the final blow. Neither of them are "men" so it perfectly fulfills that prophecy.
It's true that Merry took equal part in this and is often overlooked because the movie puts less emphasis on him, but it was definitely a team effort.
Oh ye
I just watched The Two Towers for my 1st time
the most important part of movie, Legolas surfing on a shield!
#LEGEND
Julia Z i just listen that line and read your comment
Julia Z after I saw that scene and i got a big crush on him...or should i say a bigger than before
This is quicker then watching all 3 in your living room isn't it.
You saved 40,819 seconds by watching this
Sam Hissey wait you are telling me that I could have enjoyed Lord of the rings and do it in less time!
wait
this sound like those TV adds
#hashbrown# life ruined
Emerald Bullet nah, for the full effect you gotta put in the time to watch the movies in full but basically, yeah you can get the run down of them just by watching this
Yay!!!!!
Saruman of Isengard rest in peace Hodor :,-(
Imagine if you just got back home from a haircut to film the left part of the video only to find the previous footage corrupted and you have to wait 3 more weeks to reshoot the right part.
Me: The only way to fully appreciate the Lord of the Rings is to watch the entire extended version of the trilogy.
Paint: Hold my cloning technology.
indeed
Pah! The only way to truly enjoy the Lord of the rings is to read everything Tolkien wrote and had published. AND THEN you watch the extended version of the trilogy's
it isn't a trilogy
Am I the only one who wants to see a Percy Jackson one? Yeah just me? Okay I'll go over here now...
minecraftburrito I wnat one as well, but something tells me that he won't do it, before all the movies are made (soundtrack and story) - so we'll wait in the corner together :-)
No more movies are being made, and if the same company makes another one I'm going to break something.
same lol but the music in the movies sucked
teddabear logan is hot though..only if they make the movies since he was small, like the harry potter casts....(and the movies follow the books' storyline). it's just... such a waste
Yeah, but on the other hand, we get twice as much PJ, we see how sthe story COULD have been, and we get some unexpected surprises :-)
Big trees are attacking the orcs
best line ever
Ethan Thomasson do you know the name of that song though?
many meetings, says so in the description
What about the Po-ta-toes
Po-ta-tos yes and the trees are called ents stupid
Ethan Thomasson *PO-TA-TOES*
The 3K dislikes are all Sauron on different accounts
@@azra-ama-ayla-de Not to mention Morgoth who's furious he wasn't mentioned, even though he only really shows up as part of the story in The Silmarillion. Also the Balrogs
Witch king too
lmao
And Saruman too
@@laurelelasselin Oh I see, you know the Great Stuff! So, yes, there's Morgoth, Sauron, Saruman, Orcs, Goblins, Uruk-Hai, Dragons of Sauron and....? Well, all that hate is gone now, with the dislike button not being there.
2011: Harry Potter in 99 seconds
2012: Lord of rings in 99 seconds
2015: Star wars in 99 seconds
2030: My youtube career in 99 seconds
2099: my life in 99 seconds
3050: my death in 99 seconds
you forgot 2020: 2020 in 99 seconds
OMG SO TRUE
My favorite was harry potter in 99 seconds when i saw this i got so angry and disliked lord of the rings cuz it took harry potter in 99 seconds Place=(
Omg lamo
lolololollllol
IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I FIRST WATCHED THIS AND I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHY HE SAID "POTATOES 😂😂"
Why did he say Potatoes?
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
OOOOH!!!
+Venla Hämäläinen
"What's 'taters', precious?"
"Po-ta-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew."
+June Ritzman it's a reference in The Lord Of The Rings.
It's been four years and the misspelling of Merry at 1:08 still eats me alive.
Brooke M you watch this video 10 months ago liyer
Brooke M but you are true😜😏☺️
fuck i'll never be able to unsee it again
omg same
Especially as he gets it right at 0:45
Tolikien died in 1937. Reverse it and you get 3791:
Three rings for the elves
Seven rings for the dwarfs
Nine rings for human people
One ring for the dark lord
Coincidence, I dont think so!
Hate to break it to ya but he died in 1973
Gabriel Flores i never thought of that damnnn
Gabriel Flores wait no 1973 lmao
@Kali McKenzie still works, just switch the order a bit
@@oog2370 still works, in fact they reversed it "wrong" so they probably meant to write that haha
It's been 10 years and I still have every word of this memorised
sameee
You know for quite a while after discovering Paint I assumed the channel was by twins who were really good at music together. I now know otherwise, but still, not a hard assumption to make
CataclysmicAngel It would almost be better if it were twins, honestly. That’d be dope.
@@prancingsquid we would be blessed with double the talent
When I saw the harry potter one I was convinced they were two people and now I found him again and I realise how stupid I’ve been
They can't be the same person, the glasses, the hair, the shape of the head, it is different
@ but hey are the same person lmao
Lord or the rings and Harry Potter... the two best things in the world.. love both of the 99 seconds
you should here the star wars in 99 seconds
hear
OMG THAT IS SO TRUE!!! I AM LIKE THE ONLY ONE AT MY SCHOOL WHO IS OBSESSED WITH THEM. No one gets me :cri:
I love them both in 99 seconds.
Lord OR the Rings? XD
P.S. I SOOOOOO agree!
Kay S You forgot Star Wars
x: what songs do you listen to?
me: it's hard to explain ...
Welp time to use this as a reference for my book report.
"The Lord of the Rings is a story of a gazillion characters who all do different, seemingly unrelated things at the same time. One dude kills a spider, some others hug trees, one ages backwards, and this one guy surfs on a shield. Somehow, by doing all this, they safe the world. The end."
I mean... it's not that far off.
That one point, *explosion nosies, fighting noises* YAY!
Sharpies and Whiskers. Yayy
Hi friends! If you are able and would like to translate this video into another language, please follow this link to learn how! ruclips.net/video/b9cKgwnFIAw/видео.html Thanks for your help. :]
Do you do videos enymore
Per favore, qualcuno lo traduca in italiano
+Paint I translated it in Romanian. And sent it to you.
+Paint is the dude with the glasses your twin brother????
+Random_Rainbow no, both of him is him.
I keep singing this in my head whenever I hear any of the soundtracks, and I listen to those every day 😂
Harry pottah u better
Oh my god. Nostalgia hits hard. Had this DOWNLOADED. On my phone. Knew by heart, as well as the Happy Potter one. Cup Song. First Disney medley. Oh god Jon... You made my early years happier (and my friends angry - sometimes I was tryna sing one of those. Idk why did I think it was a good idea)
If you havnt already pls do narnia in 99 seconds!!
Yessszzz
yeas
YAAAASSSSS
YESSSSSSSS
YAZ. I would love to see what he says for when Aslan is tortured.
Will you do Narnia in 99 seconds? That would be great!
Yeah,do Narnia in 99 seconds!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
YES
YEEEEEEESSSSS OMFG
YES!!! plz do narina
Jon: The greatest tale ever told on your screen.
My book nerd side: TRIGGERED
Well he clearly summarized the movies, not the books. I'm pretty sure Legolas did not, in fact, surf on his fucking shield in the books :D
So he's not saying anything, good or bad, about the books. No need to get triggered :D
Ikr when i heard greatest tail ever told on screen i got so angry and showed NO HARRY POTTER IS WAY BETTER ALSO YOU SONG HARRY POTTER IN 99 SECONDS IS BETTER SONG and lord of rings is literally A COPY of harry potter EVERYTHING COPYING and now its taking spot light=:(
@@summerk8589 if im right you are saying the way this was sung or the song is copying harry potters 99 second song, i have to disagree. This was made after this with a different theme and song, and this was also made with summarizing lord of the rings In a short amount of time. Just because this was made with after another 99 second one doesn't mean that they tryed to copy it, maybe he liked the theme of 99 second so he did it again.
Summer k hey uhh Lord of the Rings came out wayyyyy before Harry Potter did, at least the books. So unfortunately I’m gonna have to say Harry Potter is the rip off here.
And in the book Anduril is reforged in FOTR. And a lot more I could say but won’t
10 years, 10 damn years and i can still sing this on cue. I love it.
REPLY IF U ARE A LORD OF THE RINGS GIRL!!!!! I WANNA KNOW
Lotr, The Hobbit! You name it!! Anything Tolkien!
Izzy Howard love lotr and the hobbit......m u r my best friend
Hell yeah man LoTR for the win
Lord of the rings for the win!!!
lotr is just THE BEST FILM EVER!!
DO A HOBBIT! DO ONE WITH THE HOBBIT!
YASSSS
YES YES YEEEEES
Yes
you must now that all three movies are out
Exacly!
The saddest part was when he said Aragorn sits on his throne as there will not Nor ever be a movie that could rival Tolkien’s work and that the amazing story has come to an end
0:12 Potatoes xDDDDDD
Now do the hobbit in 99 seconds!
And Indiana Jones!
Omegaman120 Yes !!
Omegaman120 omg
Omegaman120 yeah that would be really good
Omegaman120 and Indiana
That ending
The Lord of the Rings
Hobbit, Dwarves
Elves and Men
Kings and Queens
Epicness
Lord of the Rings
The greatest tale ever told on your screen
PO-TA-TOES
Frodo must bring the ring to the elves
Aragorn fights off the nine evil Ringwraiths
The Fellowship forms
Saruman's a jerk
Gandalf's torn from the group
You shall not pass
Boromir's embedded
Uruk-hai's beheaded
Like a Boss
The Fellowship is broken
Thanks for that J.R.R Tolkien
Frodo's gone
And Sam's coming with you
Gollum leads the ring to Mordor
My precious
Gandalf the white returns to wage war
Pip and Merry hug trees
Théoden is like Benjamin Button
He's aging backwards
Legolas surfs on a shield to defend Helm's Deep
Big trees
Are attacking the Orcs
The sword has been reforged and
Now a Legion of Ghosts are at Hand
(He's the King)
Sam uses his Spider slay kills
While the elf and Gimli count kills
(Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry)
One last Battle
(Aragorn, Gandalf, Gimli Legolas, Denethor)
It's good vs. evil
(Boromir, Gollum, Saruman, Smeagol)
Frodo you must
(Elrond, Bilbo, Galadriel, Shelob)
Destroy the
(Wormtongue, Uruk-hai, Sauron, Great Eye)
Ring of power
No
Destroy it
It's mine
Destroy it
It's Miiiiineee
(weird explosing noises)
Aragorn sits on his Throne
Middle Earth is saved by the smallest of things
In the Lord of the Rings
You forgot the "yay" after weird explosion noises
PO-TA-TOES
huh
pot-a-*toes*
@@bloodypatato9946 Boil em! Mash em! Stick em in a stew!
I used to listen to this as a little kid knowing every lyric. Now in the end of middle school watching all the extended versions and behind the scenes and reading the books. This is still the best video ever from my childhood.
Is it bad that I know all the words to almost all of his songs? :/
I know pretty much every word to all his songs too, you're not alone
yep me too.
Me too
Yeah, me and my friends sing his songs all the time!!
+cosplay64 well, at least I'm not on my own :)
For the Harry Potter one I memorized it and watched it like thirty times when it came out
But I know nothing about Lord of the Rings. Should I read it or what
Yes, I definitely recommend reading the series. It forever changed my life
Omg same with me.
I've mesmerised the Harry Potter one and even sung it at school with my mate.
But I've never seen Lord of the rings.
starseer73 YES. YES you must read it. How can I describe it... It is truly life-changing... Powerful... Beautiful... Relatable... Heartbreaking and uplifting... No matter who you are, where you come from, your profession, or your age, there is something in there for you. (Looking back at this after having quit the fandom because I was too obsessed, it creeps me out slightly XD and the description is way too close to how I might describe the Bible, especially the last part. I apologize for that. LotR is amazing and most definitely recommended, but certainly not as important as or more important than the Bible.)
TheEeveelover224 I plan to see the movies for the first time as a marathon with my cousin ^u^. I hope it works out...
starseer73 Yes, it's a pretty good series. As with most series I highly suggest you watch the movie before you read the book. Once you read the book the movie is kind-of screwed for you
It’s been 11 years since I listened to this song and it’s still stuck in my head
I luv the face expressions...
I have the highest ground 😏😏
I live for the way Jon pronounced 'button' and the way he said 'destroy it!'
Am I the only one who thinks Jon looks crazy hot in glasses? :o
Yes
Castiel Winchester BEST NAME AND PIC EVER!
Nutty Apple THANK YOU HUMAN
XD no problem
Supernatural is bae
(I also love dr who and sherlock)
Nutty Apple YAS SUPERWHOLOCK
0:30 I like that voice,"Like a Boss" 🤣
I used to watch this as a kid and learn the words- I still have never seen or read a word about the lord of the rings but it was always still cool!
Best 99 seconds of my life
good
pxka chuuu mine too
so “The Two Towers” is about how trees were taking over the world?😂
Yes. And weed. So much weed.
LOL yep ;D
@@Zoe-bx9bp All of LOTR is about weed.
@@baguettegott3409 now now, radaghast prefers crack
@@Zoe-bx9bp Okay yes maybe, but lotr is fundamentally a story by and about hobbits, so if radaghast does crack and Tom bombadil LSD and idk, Denethor is more a meth kinda guy, that doesn't matter to my over all assessment
I love the part of singing "LorD oF tHe RiNgS"
0:15 i don't remember frodo bringing me a ring?
Frodo is not Dobby's master! Go find Harry!
Lol, Dobby, Harry needs you to do the second task. Find some gillyweed for him
He gave it to Winky
Go away harry Potter sucks
Bellatrix is coming dobby
RUN!
Anyone else notice at 1:08 he says 'Mary' instead of 'Merry'?
I noticed 🙋🏻♀️
Me
ME
I was going through your channel like “ok they have harry potter and star wars... what if they did lord of the r-
YES”
I've rewatched this so many times, lol I thought you guys are twins back then
Percy Jackson and The Olympians/ Heroes of Olympus in 99 seconds.
Like if you agree.
YES!!! That would be AMAZING!
50 likes already. Including me... People must want to see THAT!
Josie Smith Exactly.
Arya Shadeslayer I mainly just want to see what he'll cut out of the NINE BOOKS to do it all in 99 seconds. That's only 11 seconds per book!
Arya Shadeslayer Depends if he actually does it,but if he does, will it include BoO?
Also if he hasn't read the books before, he has an awful lot of reading to do XD
Wowwie the haircut is a new level of commitment 😋
+Kory Mann he probably just makes the other half before he need to get a haircut XD
+Kyasurin your probably right, but the effect is still impressive 🤗👻
+Dark Magic OMG same!
Kory Mann 😜🤗
Kory Mann
1:08 The spelling of Merry haha
Everyone: wow he's so creative, this is so cool
Me: sans tiger tshirt
I have NO idea how I came across this or what it was, but I'm glad I watched it.
Lyrics
Introduction
The Lord of the rings
Hobbits,dwarves
Elves and men
Kings and queens
EPICNESS
Lord of the rings
The greatest tale ever told on your screen
PO-TA-TOES!
The fellowship of the ring
Frodo must bring the ring to the elves
Aragorn fights off
The nine evil ringwraiths
The fellowship forms
Saruman's a jerk
Gandalf's torn from the group
You shall not pass
Boromir's embedded
Uruk-hai's beheaded
Like a boss
The fellowship is broken
Thanks for that J.R.R tolkien
Frodo's gone
And Sam's coming with you
The two towers
Gollum leads the ring to mordor
My precious
Gandalf the white returns to wage war
Pip and merry hug trees
Theoden's like benjamin button
His aging backward
Legolas surfs on a shield to defend
Helm's deep
Big trees are attacking the orcs
The return of the king
The sword has been reforged and
Now a legion of ghosts are at hand
(He's the king)
Sam uses his spider slay skills
While the elf and gimili count kills
One last battle
It's good vs evil
Frodo you must destroy
The ring of power
No
Destroy it
It's mine
Destroy it
It's mine
Ending
Aragorn sits on his throne
Middle earth is saved
By the smallest of things
In the lord of the rings
....it has the lyrics on the screen....?
I needed this so I could sing along!😂
@@hoodinidb6044 its on screen ....
were not stupid, the lyrics is on the screen
Who needs to watch the series when you've got this guy
I'm obsessed with this
Po-ta-toes
Lol😂
Obviously they have to say something about Sam
Not that I don't like Sam
0:38 is lit!!!! Especially the Gollum impression and the Benjamin’s button bit at 0:47!!!!! 💖😁🔥
I know right!!!!! 💜💜💜
0:46
Now I hear this whenever I hear the Rohan theme. Thanks.
Do Hunger Games in 99 seconds!
It looks like a pair of twins instead of one person with two different haircuts and glasses.
Idk the last time I’ve listened to this but I know I was too young to fully understand and appreciate it 😂 now I’m back at 22 and I officially understand and appreciate
I just LOVE when he imitated Gollum!
Both this and Harry Potter one give me chills
SAME
1:27 touched my heart ❤️
1:20 and pause the video, you’re welcome.
Nobody:
Me when I’m alone: the lord of the riiiiiiings!
I know why he said PO TAE TOES because Smeagul asked Sam what are potatoes
ohw! Now I get it XD
Wow! I didn't think about it!
Gollum: What's taters precious?
Sam: No, PO-TAT-OES
Kristina Foong SMÈAGOL
We're all here because we've actually read the books, we know
jurrasic park in 99 seconds
YAAAAAAAS
Please do Fallout in 99 seconds
Jurassic Park in 1 second: dinosaurs kill everyone
lol XD
*dinosaurs kill everyone but the main characters.*
i watched this so many times in elementary/middle school and now in my senior year of high school i still have it completely memorized and i think of it instantly when i hear any music from lotr lol.
the "big trees are attacking the orcs" part sounded so goood
Same person right?
+Seth Carter it isn't that obvious, he put glasses on and had different haircuts
+kayla beaver actually at first when I see like this videos I thoght that he has got a twin I mean WHY NOT
Yes
I know he has brothers ? It is possible tbqh
No it isn't idiots, it is impossible, he can't change haircuts so fast, it takes a while before hair even grows an inch.
game of thrones in 99 seconds
victarion greyjoy yes!!!!!
victarion greyjoy yes 99 minute
victarion greyjoy Neither the books or tv show is finished though😕
Let the last season come.
🎶And now everyone is dead🎶
IVE BWEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR YEARS AND WAS SCARED THE CHANNEL HAD BEEN DELETED!!! I’m so happy to see that’s not the case! I’m going to go on a nostalgia tour and see what I’ve missed from paint and revisit other classics!
1:06 I love that part (in both the movie and this song)
Dat face at the end tho with the glasses I was like omg.
I know
Smokey comehitherface made my jaw drop :D
Very cool have no idea why someone would dislike this.
I love how at 1:24, the right guys looks at the left guy like “Seriously? Was that NECESSARY!?”
I LITERALLY HAVENT WATCHED LORD OF THE RINGS IN MY LIFE BUT I HAVE THIS SONG MEMORIZED
Calla Marie HAVE YOU WATCHED IT NOW??
Asma Khairul Azman NOPE
Calla Marie WATCH IT
How in the world have you not watched the best movies ever??!!
Calla Marie watch them, please, it’s one of those movies that makes you feel like you’ve been enriched, like you just got smarter, as if a chest has opened and a new world has just been gifted to you thanks to the makers hard work and your courage to begin the quest...it’s damn good, and now especially it can take you away from this world’s problems. Spoiled or not, it’s amazing:)
Yeah, a Doctor who in 99 seconds would be cool
do one for star wars
i did know you liked star wars Cap.
*didnt
+Bestie Video *didn't
+arielrapunzel1250
0.o Thank you for correcting me Rapunzel. See for a minute there I thought I was going crazy thank you. Where would the world be without people like Rapunzel? We would still be trying to figure out why negatives and Positives work the way they do. But thanks to people like her we can spend more time on other things. Thank you Ariel Rapunzel. Have a nice Wednesday :)
DYINF
This has to be the best thing I have ever seen.
Literally the best video ever.
If you don't count in the Harry Potter and Star Wars Videos which are just as good, yes indeed
that was a really gollum
like
whoa
Yeah there is its also awesome
Gamzee Grace Byrkett you got that right gAmZeE :)
GaMzEe
Oh my gosh I'm dying at 1:25😂 Jon MOZART is so cuteee
Music is my life yeah I know😉 but he is so good at arranging musics
i love your name by the way
Seya Lee I
That My precious part is so good
2018 and this still gives me goosebumps
2020 now
this is one of my favorite paint videos to this day
Greatest tale ever told on your screen PO-TA-TOES