Star Wars in 99 Seconds
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- Опубликовано: 28 май 2024
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47,520 seconds to 99.
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0:00 Episode I. Main Titles
Long, long time ago, long time ago in a galaxy
Far in a galaxy, far far away
There once was a boy slave destined to save space
He wins a big pod race and hits on a queen
Padme's a cougar
Qui gets killed by Darth Maul who is then chopped in half
Obi Wan must train the one from Tatooine
0:22 Episode II. Across the Stars
It's the clone age, sand people rampage
Mommy got flayed, strayed
Ani's bae is Padme
0:33 Episode III. Battle of the Heroes
[Anakin vs. Obi Wan and Yoda versus Sidius and Grievous versus Obi Wan, you're breaking my heart]
Anakin you are breaking my heart
Order is made, Jedi are slain
Kill all the baby tiny younglings
Sid takes the throne, Long live the clones
Burn Ani, turn him to a robo
0:46 Episode IV. Cantina Band
Leia hides plans, Vader chokes a man
Alderaan's gone and Han shoots first
You're my only hopie Obi Wan
Look, a small moon
That's a space ship
Worshipfullness, walking carpet
This princess better pay out
Use the force, Luke
Close your eyes and shoot
1:01 Episode V. Imperial March
Lando betrays Han and friends in the sky
Skywalker flies, do or don't, there's no try
Try the dark side
No! No, no! No!
Luke, I'm your daddykins
Your mom was kissing Anakin
Han's frozen
I love you
I know
1:20 Episode VI. Binary Sunset
It's father, son and daughter
A dynasty united at last
The galaxy is free from evil
Thanks to the goodness in Darth from the past 
Развлечения
‘The galaxy is free from evil’
Disney: Well yes, but actually no.
It's so dumb to bring Palpatine back. And Anakin didn't even have screen time. He could kill multiple jedi and survive, but he killed himself. Ironic.
Kylo ren joins the chat
AND NOW GALAXY IS FREE FROM EVIL
@@ei991 umm anakin isn't in episode 9. And palpatine back is cool. Anakin did kill himself to see luke with 'his own eyes.'
@@bennyjaminny I never said Anakin was in ep9 and I said that Palpatine killed himself.
I don’t like sand.
It’s critical we send an Attack force immediately
Ikr it’s rough and course and it gets everywhere
Sand is your friend, it will always protect you
Anakin Skywalker I bet your son Luke loves sand, since he lived on Tatooine
XD
"It's father, son, and daughter" always gives me literal chills.
Yoo I thought I was the only one
Same
Sounds like an Alabama porno
Chills bro r u serious😭
Look a small moon with palpatine in EP 9
The transition from 3 to 4 is really how it feels watching them in chronological order
I grew up watching it that way so ot was never that strange to me
@@theoutsiderjess4869me too
Not really, and even now, you have bad batch, Obi Wan Kenobi, and Rebels to watch inbetween
The only real way to watch Star Wars is:
IV->V->VI->I->II->III
@@Pulivari124 nah the prequels are so much better without the spoilers from originals, the prequels are also a better starting point for new fans, they're more appealing to new fans
the originals (especially ROTJ) are also so much more special when you know vaders backstory
“I’m your father” - 2nt biggest plot twist of my childhood
The first was that Paint is one guy.
*no I am your father
(not Luke) ;)
Lukas of yeah, that Mandela effect was the 3rd
Lukas Thank you
I dont wanna seem mean or a smartass but the quote is "no I am your father"
DV:obi wan never told you what happened to your father
Luke:He told me enough he told me *you* killed him
DV: no *I* am your father.
Sorry I'm seeming mean
Truce Truce the Mandela effect is fake you know that right
"Ani's bae is Padme" *next line* "Anakin you're breaking my heart."
Me: ... that was quick
Thomas Lawrence shut
Thomas Lawrence BOY HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND CAUSE I’LL HELP YOU FIND IT
Chloe Finnerty now 159!
Thomas Lawrence deleeeete deleeeete deleeeete deleeeeete
0:00 A loon
Man. I’m so glad there are 6 MOVIES OF STARWARS
“theres actually 9 ☝️🤓”
@@KalNov11 The good once’s bro
I think that his point is that he doesn't regard the sequels because of how bad they are compared to the originals.
@@KalNov11
I actually thought of some lyrics for the sequel trilogy, "They suck, I'd rather eat a rubber duck."
@@KalNov1111 if you count Rogue One and Solo
7 years later and I can still remember every lyric.
Hello son
Join the dark side
@@Vegeta-ze9gi i don't wanna lose my legs though
@@lukeskywalker8390 DO IT
@@lukeskywalker8390can I be your gonk droid
*Plays dodgeball.*
Older kid: “Execute, order 66.”
Smaller kids: *Points dodgeballs at teacher*
the most underrated comment on you-tube. I died laughing
Lol great comment
66th like
LALLLLLLL
@@D_fined I think he was being sarcastic
When you have the Harry Potter one, the Lord Of The Rings one and this one memorized because you are in all fandoms
exactly me😂🤯
Is this channel closed
@@shashankiyer8347 No he is a special animal that comes in 1 or 2 years and then goes back to his hibernation
I haven’t watched a single Harry Potter or Star Wars movie
When you have the Harry Potter one, the Lord of the Rings one, and the Star Wars one memorized because you’re an absolute geek lol
0:46 I swear... I'm literally speechless. I can't explain how good you guys are at singing!
"You guys" you know they're one person right?
@@owyemen9367 😭😭
@@owyemen9367 i think i have been lied to for YEARS
@@CalebThePro Bro its Jon Cozart
@@LegendLungs ???
"Luke I'm your daddykins" and "your mom was kissing anakin" those two got me so bad
Anakin: *has joined the chat*
Sand: *has joined the chat*
Anakin: *has left the chat*
XD
Dude...have you played Star Wars Jedi order. Dose bois can AIM
My dad hates sand
Not your dad, because you aren't luke, you are only a kid!
@@r_m_1138 boy. Dad taught me how to force choke and I'm not afraid to use it.
“Luke, I am your daddykins.
Your mom was kissing Anakin.”
I have no idea why I find that so funny.
breezily I found it funny aswell
breezily It got stuck in my head
william borlase I have 75% of this song memorized.
Neither I do
I think it's because he doesn't like sand
People at my elementary school would always talk about Star Wars in 99 seconds and sing it and I always thought it was just something they made up but now 6 years later I find out it’s a real thing. Good job.
Yooo sick same bro
@@raynoscope9986yep
My friends did this at a talent show not too long after this came out.
It took 6 years, and I finally found where they got that idea from.
Am I the only one who thought they were two different people?
Google PC nope
Google PC
They are two different people????
Wait, what? They’re different people????
No, I'm like 99% sure it's just Jon in this one. Used to think the same though based on the other 99 second vids.
Same person guys it’s just Jon
"Ani's bae is Padmé" "Anakin you are breaking my heart" Wow. That was quick Paint.
I would say 99 secones if fast lol
Are they the same person
No they're twins
@@cshaffrey3438 youve been following this channel
Middle school relationships be like:
Doctor: You have 99 seconds to live
me:
1:26 I can't be the only one who got super random goosebumps there.
Not random homie. You done felt this shit
Nope you aren't, man this touches 😫
0:33 If anyone is wondering what he’s saying in the background:
“Anakin vs. Obi-Wan and Yoda versus Sidious and Grievous versus Obi-Wan, you're breaking my heart.”
The bird nerd solves the mystery of the background words
@@ContentTailor657 smh thats his name 🙄
@@ContentTailor657 what no that is his profile name
@@ContentTailor657 that’s his name lmao
@@ContentTailor657 dude let me spell it out for you he didn't call him a nerd he was calling him by his profile name which had nerd in it!
"The galaxy is free from evil"
Disney: No.. No I dont think it is
For most people that’s not canon
@@kaydawg12343 nope ,in Eu and legends ,palps resurrected and the empire is continued ,in Disney the empire turned to first order and no different ,leia son jacen solo turned to dark side ,and in this ben solo did , disney made their own version but little badly ,and the sequels werent that worse only TLJ and saber duels lacked, but sequels is not good either, its just ok
@@kaydawg12343 if you are talking about Legends, then know that it is Legends that is non-canon. but you can think how you want, especially after having seen the ninth chapter 🤦🏻♂️
@@stefanorossini6323 what I meant what’s to most people pretend like that never happened
@@GozUnlimited I agree with you in almost everything you wrote, however in my comment I did not express my opinion on the canonicity / non-canonicity of the sequel trilogy, I simply said that officially the sequel trilogy is canonical
bro how am i still listening to this song 8 years later
I've watched this about a million times and it gives me shivers every time
" The galaxy is free from evil"
Palpatine: allow me to introduce myself (again)
YakBrain ...
YakBrain haha ep 9
that's why i pretend the sequels never happened😬😬
Did somebody say Palpatine?
TROS SPOILERS
You forgot the part where Obi-Wan said “hello there”
if he add hello there, another happy landing, its over anakin i have the highground it will be star wars in 10 seconds, but the title is sw in 99 seconds so u have the answer
I love the meme lol
@@paulru7894 well your not cause your 5 years late
@@stachutherunner1518 big brain
=/
love the part on a new hope
The last little bit made me tear up...
I got emotional when you singed the return of the Jedi
Syd Mcfluffypuppy did u really just do that?
Who doesnt
Same
sang*
Hundreds of likes and no one corrected your atrocious grammar? Master Star Wars Fans, you disappoint me. Yoda always spoke of you in such high regard.
A new hope got me
I've watched this at least 20 times today
Homie Nolan same lol
Homie Nolan me too
me to its so good i watch it at least 10 times a day
I watch it everyday at least 50 time including listening to it on spotify
Lol same 😂
I remember listening to this when i was younger and it gives me nostalgia
We went from:
*“Kill all the baby, tiny younglings”*
To
🎶 “Leia hides plans, Vader chokes a man” 🎶
"The galaxy is free from evil"
Disney: Oh, I don't think so
Me neither
@@xristos3901 luckily your evil will never hit its target
@@nasiannoodles are you with us?
Stormtrooper you know I can get palpatine to fire you
Sequels aren't Canon
"Anakin you are breaking my heart"
Gets me every time.
You deserved better Padme 😑🤚
Mother? Your alive?
Imagine dying from sadness bruh
No no, he is breaking your neck
@@JONOFTHEJONS is that a Lego Star Wars reference
when there is too many movies that it’s gonna be over 99 seconds
(finishes til the 4th movie)
it’s still EXCEPTIONAL I watch this everyday
Listening to and learning this with my kids was my Covid lockdown joy. I'm an ER doctor and worked nights then taught my kids all day. This video gave us such joy and purpose, trying to learn it at the end of our very strange and terrible days. We are all massive star wars fans and you absolutely kept me and my kids sane in 2020. Thank you so much from Manchester, UK 🇬🇧 ❤
“A dynasty united AT LAST” is the best part of the song.
disney: okay i might have to stop you
Why does everyone forget about me!?
@@themandalorian2391 0:15
Alejandro Corchero thanks but that’s only like one second
@@themandalorian2391 yes why
The father son and daughter part always gives me mad chills
You mean chringes
Cringes* and no I don’t 😂
it does give me chills too... so beautiful harmonies Ahhhhhhh
i was just scrolling down as it was happening in in the song and i saw your comments
lol
This part made me cry ...
“Kill all the baby tiny younglings” 💀💀
0:39
this has stuck in my head in and out for like 5 years
YES
+Peter Hollens YEAA
Yhaa
peter,try to make avicii medley
+Peter Hollens WOO-WOO
That moment when vocal legend Peter Hollens is just as excited as you to hear this....
Look a small moon!
*THATS A SPACESHIP!!*
Spacestation*
This is my fav part
Love your profile picture!! I have memorized like all the songs, especially Watch What Happens!
so cute
SPACESTATION
I've been a fan of this channel for over a decade and I only just recently got around to watching the star wars films - was so excited to revisit this and actually understand this time around!! Awesome as always!
I always roll my eyes about the media’s ridiculous portrayal of theater kids but... then this exists and it’s pretty accurate. Jokes aside, absolutely love this and know all the words!
Ay yo you in the galaxy my guy.
I've watched this so many times
Thanks for watching my friend! :)
+Paint I LOVE YOU
+TheThirdPew I'm almost everyday! :D
+Paint I memorized it :P :) also, when are you making another video?
+Paint I have It memorized SKYWALKER FLIES!!!
Whenever he says "Thanks to the good in Darth from the past." it makes me wanna cry.
Idk why.
Ikr
Glad I'm not alone on that.
I agree
KAKASHIHOKAGE709 so sad
KAKASHIHOKAGE709 me too 😪
You should make an extended Version of all these masterpieces.
fr
I've been a huge fan since I was quite young. I am obsessed with some of your older videos again --as of late, and came across this today and cannot describe how much this peace of art means to me. Star Wars means the world to me and the execution is more I could have ever wished it too be!! I will be listening to this for ages to come (p.s. the ending makes me cry every single time)
The Revenge of the sith part is really fire tho 🔥
You know Anakins comment is somewhere in this chat
Hmm I will look ok
Long live the clones!
Hello there
@@marvelmo3484 hello there
They’re like animals! AND I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS!”
*ok*
Ironic
Epic
Dad
Thanks for saving us from the Death Star RIP to you
The last time i seen you I was 11 and now I'm 15 thx for this beautiful music my mans
AHHH JON THIS IS SO GOOD
"The galaxy is free from evil"
no one:
Disney: HoW AbOut nO
Yes because disney ruin everything
@@samuel-wankenobi yea but what about clone wars season 7 and
The Mandalorian
@@gl1pgl0p well disney can only do star wars tv shows well
@@samuel-wankenobi I liked tfa u know
@@themapwanderer well it's too much like a new hope clone for me
"the galaxy is free from evil thanks to the goodness in darth from the past"
**snoke has entered the chat**
Phil McKraken lol
*Palpatine has entered the chat*
*snoke has left the chat*
Obi-wan join the chat: hello there
ForTheRepublic 1
Somehow, as he’s been falling down a reactor shaft for 36 years.
7 years and this still hits.
I have watched this like 100 times in a row and I still love it!
“The Galaxy is free from evil”
Disney : I’m about to end this whole mans career
Then you should watch this : ruclips.net/video/X4AFxuYK-aw/видео.html
True
Your profile pic is literally fire🔥
@@athan13590 lmao ninjago meets star wars
@@Jademp2 Still a better love story than twilight
Old but Gold. I’ve rewatched this like 20 times
Happy Star Wars Day everyone
“The galaxy is free from evil”
Sequel Trilogy: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move.
Galaxy free from evil end of story nothing after no sequels the end
Hydro 07 what sequel trilogy there aren’t any sequels
Sequels:
*Well yes, but a actually no*
LOL
Words cannot describe how much I love this
And he looks so hot in this
+ApplePie04 He does😂
+ApplePie04 sooooo freaking hot❤️❤️
+jemima cummings I have learned this off by heart
Same here.
“Luke, I’m your daddykins” made me laugh harder than it should have lmao
I'm glad you didn't have to cover the sequel trilogy.
Doctor: "You have 2 minutes to live, what do you do?"
Me: "Star Wars in 99 Seconds"
And what will you do with the 21 remaining seconds?
@@ampexpl fap!
@@ampexpl Cry because i'm going to die
BlueYakes I like your style
@@Spoopzo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) who doesn't?
Padme:Anakin you are breaking my heart!
Anakin: Don't be silly Padme........It's pronounced NECK
Megan Geraghty 😂😂😂😂
good Megan Geraghty good
lmfao
Your joke’s find my lack if thafe derstbing
Hahahahahhahahahhahaha
My dad showed us this years ago and even though we only watched it once, it’s been ingrained in my head as Star Wars’s theme song. I just now looked it up again on a whim.
Can we appreciate not just the awesome singing but also the amazing drawings
anakin: *has joined the chat*
padme: *has joined the chat*
padme: i love u
anakin: me 2
obi-wan: *has joined the chat*
anakin: *has left the chat*
lol
Im straight up confused
@@SpecificVoice because jedi cant have love
yeet
David: SURPRISE
When ur doctor says u have 99 second live
That Duck LOL
That Duck LOL
That Duck sorry you missed 16 seconds :c
That Duck the ad started buffering
That Duck. The galaxy is free from evil, Thanks to the goodness from death from the past
How many times have you watched this
Me: *yes*
Beautiful
'''The Galaxy is free from evil.''
Kylo Ren: Well yes, but actually no.
Auctrate fuck him
more like Palpatine lol
You said Kylo Ren when you clearly ment cheap ripoff of Darth Caedus
@@CygnusTheSilly Kylo still pretty much carried the sequels on his back though.
@@kittylitty01 dude yall hating on kylo for his bad writing / direction, then fuck anakin? Both are good in ideas but they are poorly writed and directed.
Star Wars in four seconds:
"You break my heart, Anakin!"
"Don't be silly, Padme....
It's pronounced neck!"
Omg I just realised that!!
FinnsComedyCorner wait I don’t get it can some one explain it?
FinnsComedyCorner OHHHHHH NEVERMIND 😂
Hol up
Prequels in a nutshell:
No Anakin NO
“It’s father son and daughter…a dynasty United at last! 😩”
Why is that the best part?
i keep waching this over and over again, its so good
“The galaxy is free from evil.”
First order: nah.
Edit: this was meant to take place in between 7 and 8, ok?
🤣
Now it is (tros) spoilers
Say that to the final order
galactic Fleet wanna know your location
yeah
Obi-wan: This was your father lightsaber, he used it to destroy billions of battle droids, an entire sand people village, kill a sith, kill a jedi, kill baby tiny yonglings and stab two senators.
Luke: What?!?
Obi-wan: he was a good friend!
dudy sketche! Mostly
It should be an entire sand people village, not a entire sand people village.
everyone loves a good grammar nazi don't they?
I DIED READING THIS LOL
John Dorian same
Very talented you guys are doing great keep up the great work.
You guys are absolutely incredible
Just the one
I actually cried when he said, "It's father, son, and daughter" because I missed the Original Trilogy so much and the music and singing was so beautiful
Same
@@Im.Jupiiter ayy another sappy person
@@quantumgaming93 ayyy
Well I'm the only one who didn't apparantly.
the disney trilogy isnt canon
Doctor: You’ve got 99 seconds to live. Me: LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAAAAYY
Shaelyn Komplin Including the outro, not part of the Star Wars part....
Jejeje
Shaelyn Komplin bruh no. the song ends at 1:39 which is 99 seconds cuz 1 minute is 60 seconds plus 39. the extras are the “paint subscribe” thing and their other videos are shown
I did it in 86 seconds
also “there once is a boy named harry...”
I watched this in 2019 when I was a kid. I started to play this every day, but suddenly I forgot it's name. Every year I sang the last part, "it's father, son and daughter", with hope I would remember the lyrics and the name of the video to come back. Yesterday, 17/07/2023, I used a Google tool for song recognition and then discovered the name of the video. Now, I'm listening to this constantly. It's a nostalgic memory for me.
This man could make the sequels sound awesome
The Sequels are already awesome.
They made the PREQUELS sound awesome, which is near IMPOSSIBLE
does anyone else get chills at 1:28 ?? no just me? ok
Alysia G. I get them in the whole last verse too. I love Jon he's such an amazing singer!!!
Alysia G. every single time. yes. so much yes
Me too I thought I was just wierd
Alysia G. Yes and 1:34 :)
Can we talk about 0:33 ? I get tears there.
I get chills down the back every time I hear "Return of the Jedi "
I agree, i am so green envy of cozart. He is so good at singing
Also A New Hope..!
YESSS same and the beginning of "Revenge of the Sith"
+- 0oEvano0 - me too!!!!!!!!
A dynasty United AT LAASSSST
*1:30* - “The galaxy is free from evil”
*Kylo from nowhere:* “Well, hello there :)”
The Attack of the clones one sounded so depressing lol
Darth Vader a new hope was the opposite
I can just imagine 3po saying this in his robotic voice
Roger Roger
this reply section is amazing
Darth Vader
Well hello me
Yoda: Do or don't, there's no try
Vader: Try the dark side
Yoda: Am i a joke to you?
it's a joke to you, am I? ( You have use yodaian ) Lol
@Professional Failer I like the joke
@@charlesatkinson4340 Thanks🤣
Profesional Failer Vader:yes
Funny, you are not
I LOVE THIS!!!
As someone who hasn't seen star wars, this was kind of helpful
“ a dynasty united at last, the galaxy is free from evil” I still get chills at that
Madeleine.H same
Same
Madeleine.H Star Wars squad 😎
"do or don't, there's no try"
(Try the dark side)
"No!"
Luke is indeed a fast learner.
Yes
Rey is even faster lol
You mean, 'Indeed, Luke a fast learner is'
@@jacobgodin9828 Right you are
@@rhea5076 Yeah she didn't even learn
00:47 ( happily singing) Vader chokes a man
Also the 00:57 use the fore Luke close your eyes and shot sounds so good
Bro that is really good
It's father, son, and daughter.
That made me shake, my parents did lock me outside and it's december but still.
First reply for a comment that’s definitely getting a ton of likes.
That's one Underrated comment.
“My parents did lock me outside and it’s December”
Me: teacher, I have question! And no answer.
why
and why did they lock you out with a phone
@@mr.duckmanguy9523 Well, they sent me out with a phone to keep me from calling for help in the outhouse so they could sleep peacefully, or maybe they are just dumb.
I saw this 3 years ago, and it made me obsessed with star wars again.
The "kill all the baby tiny younglings" hits different
I think it's funny that it probably took longer to make the cards than the actual video
Agree
+Zombiesbum i know that already i just thought it was ironic and this probably took extremely long cause of all the tracks of his voice, the video only shows two but if you listen there are many more than that
Lmao but he had to edit it all together. Sound effects and all
+Connor P it's all a capella, no sound effects. just his voice.
+Jules F that's what I meant but he has to edit his voice and the beats he makes. If you look on his diet with himself vid theres a mistake around 40 seconds in
All three trilogies explained with singular quotes
Prequel: Calm down Anakin
Original: use the force Luke
Sequel: the greatest teacher, failure is.
(Hopefully.)
Sequel: rey is god
@@Tony-tw9mb Episode 69: Rey becomes a prostitute!
@@rey-me2no
Wouldnt mind
@@ChupeTTe lemme smash dat British ass! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@rey-me2no As a Brit, I am disgusted.
I must have jumped realities because out of all the years I've watched Jon I do not remember this video ever being uploaded.