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  • The 2nd Beauty and the Beast by Golden Films doesn't waste as much time on the father. It wastes it on 3 ghosts that fly into the storybook.
    Part 2: • Beauty and the Beast G...
    Originally Released: September 4, 2014
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  • @maniacaldude
    @maniacaldude Год назад +120

    Fun Fact about the Disney version of Beauty And The Beast: Originally, "Be Our Guest" was going to be sung to Maurice instead of Belle, but then the filmmakers realized that Maurice wasn't the main focus, and it didn't make sense to waste such a wonderful song on a secondary character, so they gave it to Belle instead.
    Clearly, that thought never occurred at Golden Films when they were making their version.

    • @MrWill9002
      @MrWill9002 3 месяца назад +5

      In that case they would have had to change it to “Live Like a Queen”

    • @davidspring4003
      @davidspring4003 10 дней назад +1

      It kinda makes sense here since Snap, Crackle, and Pop were deliberately trying to manipulate Sr. Mustache into angering the Beast to get Beauty to come and let them pass onto the afterlife (or, if my theory is correct, simply leave the story they accidentally trapped themselves in) as opposed to actual hosts trying to make someone genuinely feel at home.

  • @amarvelousgeek222
    @amarvelousgeek222 6 лет назад +226

    The real story in this version: The ghosts did die by the hand of the beast and are forced to serve him for all eternity. One day, the beast gets bored, and writes a self-insert fanfiction where a beautiful girl who has a shit home life comes to his castle and falls in love with him. The beast isn't very creative, so he doesn't name half the characters, and names the girl "beauty." One day the ghosts are fed up with serving the beast, and when trying to hide for him, they accidentally go into Beast's fanfic, where they are forced to follow the logic of the story world, and are forced to help the book beast get with the girl. It's really just a tragedy where the ghosts live in eternal torment, and beast is a lonely, evil man in denial who thinks one day his beauty will come.

    • @vadifadoms
      @vadifadoms 5 лет назад +23

      That idea sounds awesome

    • @YMasterS
      @YMasterS Год назад +6

      Great job.

  • @TheRoflcer
    @TheRoflcer 8 лет назад +675

    'Just because your lives are over doesn't mean you gotta ruin everybody elses'
    Most ghost type horror movies in a nutshell.

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 7 лет назад +20

      though it's almost never f*ck you i'll be an *sshole and more woe is me

    • @johnalogue9832
      @johnalogue9832 7 лет назад +40

      You mean "woe is me". "Woah is Me" is probably a TMNT episode on the theme of depression.

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 7 лет назад +6

      oh thanks changing it now

    • @davidspring4003
      @davidspring4003 4 года назад +8

      @@johnalogue9832 nah, it's Keanu Reaves' autobiography.

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 3 года назад +6

      Ghost girl gets murdered and sexually assaulted by her Uncle: Time to go murder these random strangers

  • @lunettasuziejewel2080
    @lunettasuziejewel2080 2 года назад +47

    "You guys sure are generous with the Beast's food!"
    Well, considering later revelations, the Beast *does* kinda owe them the use of his food...

  • @SamuraiMotoko
    @SamuraiMotoko 9 лет назад +441

    What a surprise that the sister "eatty" isn't fat.
    This movie break stereotypes, what an example of greatness.

    • @Dragonage2ftw
      @Dragonage2ftw 9 лет назад +32

      SamuraiMotoko Not really.
      Anime's have this type of stuff in it all of the time.

    • @moelewis224
      @moelewis224 8 лет назад +86

      Shaggy did it first my friend XD

    • @lainiwakura666
      @lainiwakura666 8 лет назад +30

      +Dragonage2ftw anime animators clearly stole the idea from this classic

    • @WiiVampire17
      @WiiVampire17 8 лет назад +6

      +SamuraiMotoko she likes food way too much and yet is so thin

    • @DerangedDisciple
      @DerangedDisciple 8 лет назад +9

      +Austin Cooper Say it with me kids! "*Purging!*" :D

  • @vernyulkisasszony4708
    @vernyulkisasszony4708 3 года назад +57

    "The Beast himself lives through the Beauty and the Beast book!" Give him a break! It's his self-insert fanfic!

  • @TinkatonOCorviknightBodies
    @TinkatonOCorviknightBodies 4 года назад +220

    Ever since Phelous pointed out that Charles Martinet (aka Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, and... er, Paarthurnax) worked in Golden Films movies, I’ve been looking for him in each Phelous review. Hasn’t been hard, he practically uses the same voice each time. Guess he’s glad he caught a break with the Mario series. Here, he’s the ghost in the red shirt. You can kinda hear his Mario, but it sounds more like a castrated Wario. Unfortunately, this is the only other film he did besides Anastasia, so my search ended up being very short.

    • @annaolson4828
      @annaolson4828 2 года назад +25

      Pretty sure Martinet also appeared in Little Angels: The Brightest Christmas too.

    • @schlamuffenimperator9460
      @schlamuffenimperator9460 2 года назад +11

      @@annaolson4828 The green one.

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 2 года назад +7

      @@schlamuffenimperator9460 yep

    • @evanbarth7173
      @evanbarth7173 Год назад

      Wait who is he in this movie? Senior mustache?

    • @schlamuffenimperator9460
      @schlamuffenimperator9460 Год назад +9

      @@evanbarth7173 I think the ghost with the red jacket.

  • @just_guess_
    @just_guess_ 7 лет назад +274

    You know what's weird? The ghosts are pretty much the only characters in this thing that move the plot along, and the only characters with any motivation to do so.
    The Beast mostly just sits around feeling sorry for himself, which is particularly fucked up when you consider the fact that his misdeeds in this version actually have a body count. He's forced to face three people who were killed by his actions every single day, and all he can think about is how he's unattractive now.
    Beauty is a bit more proactive, but she mainly just reacts to whatever is going on around her. She goes where the plot needs her to, but does little else.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 6 лет назад +34

      They have the most screentime, too. It's their movie

    • @widdershins3785
      @widdershins3785 4 года назад +30

      I do believe, this was a trend from these movie developers. Floaty gag characters that are color coded, and won't stop commenting small, inane jokes. Perhaps their only thought was that your story only qualifies as a "Kids' Story" if there's constant movement, sound effects and reassurence that its totally funny & light-hearted. When those vehicles for such are literally everywhere.... kind of hard for them not to carry the plot.

    • @pennysanchez7656
      @pennysanchez7656 2 года назад +3

      @@widdershins3785 Well, I did liked these guys when I used to watched this film.

    • @zmbdog
      @zmbdog 2 года назад +1

      You know what else is weird? They sound just like the Little Angels characters.

    • @pennysanchez7656
      @pennysanchez7656 2 года назад +1

      @@zmbdog But that came out years later!

  • @ZC-Infinity
    @ZC-Infinity 7 лет назад +496

    With Goodtimes, you get mediocre animation, but coherent editing and original music
    With Golden Films, you get fluid animation, but terrible editing and stock music.
    It's like shopping for budget laptops...

    • @noahbossier1131
      @noahbossier1131 6 лет назад +18

      reminds me of car shopping

    • @javierrico1996
      @javierrico1996 6 лет назад +32

      Yeah, about the "original" music...
      It's songs from both Ren & Stimpy and SpongeBob's soundtracks. I have a good ear for that, it seems.

    • @Hauptseite
      @Hauptseite 6 лет назад +9

      Got any specific examples to share, Javier? I'm curious which ones were "borrowed".

    • @gallibon1319
      @gallibon1319 5 лет назад +7

      I'll take Goodtimes over this.

    • @nifralo2752
      @nifralo2752 4 года назад +17

      With Dingo you get to see what passes for animation in North Korea.

  • @Keznen
    @Keznen 6 лет назад +183

    This Beast looks like Disney’s Beast had a lovechild with Goodtimes’s Beast.

    • @emilychristian7844
      @emilychristian7844 4 года назад +20

      why would Disney's beast settle for a horrible goomba creature when he could have belle? dont do my mans like that 🥴

    • @ellielindsay8507
      @ellielindsay8507 4 года назад +14

      @@emilychristian7844 we all slum it sometimes when we're at a low point!

    • @smileyenvelope9244
      @smileyenvelope9244 4 года назад +2

      This Beast even kind of looks like the Beast from Disney, just harder to look at, from the flashing color schemes.

    • @ClaudetteVioletta
      @ClaudetteVioletta 3 года назад +3

      This movie is already a lovechild between the Disney's one and the Good Times' one

  • @roflcopter_launchpad1116
    @roflcopter_launchpad1116 8 лет назад +153

    Old Man needs his own cartoon. I'm serious, I'd pay money to see that.

  • @Nintendotron64
    @Nintendotron64 8 лет назад +237

    Poor Tchaikovsky's gotta be rolling in his grave due to how frequently his work is misused

    • @lordvoldemort9440
      @lordvoldemort9440 8 лет назад +14

      Tis unfortunate is it not

    • @misspelicula6251
      @misspelicula6251 6 лет назад +14

      Nintendotron64 he’s got abs from all of the rolling he’s been doing.

    • @Chloe4656.
      @Chloe4656. 5 лет назад +2

      I love your profile picture.

  • @daerdfotuoerew4394
    @daerdfotuoerew4394 9 лет назад +111

    "I'm going to look for cover." He could've just stayed in the carriage...

    • @whyiamafs
      @whyiamafs 4 года назад +13

      And probably just tried to make it home with the horse...

    • @adamholland-gresock3522
      @adamholland-gresock3522 4 года назад +8

      True, but that'd require caring for what project you were working on.

  • @PrettyH8Mach1n3
    @PrettyH8Mach1n3 6 лет назад +221

    Chai-kovsky sounds like a good name for a tea shop.

    • @RichardWatt
      @RichardWatt 6 лет назад +42

      Make it Chai-kafsky and could also sell coffee.

    • @PrettyH8Mach1n3
      @PrettyH8Mach1n3 6 лет назад +6

      Richard Watt Awesome!

    • @U014B
      @U014B 5 лет назад +6

      As a matter of fact, _it isn't!_

    • @masterfarr8265
      @masterfarr8265 3 года назад +20

      Too bad the tea leaves are all wet

    • @NoobRoots
      @NoobRoots 3 года назад +16

      @@masterfarr8265 they’re completely useless now....

  • @matthewhull8282
    @matthewhull8282 6 лет назад +91

    This Beast is closer to his Disney counterpart, and Beauty is delving into Aurora's looks, so it's Sleeping Beauty and the Beast in effect.

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 8 лет назад +162

    Okay, why do all the 'evil' step-sisters have more character than the so-called beauty?
    And to tell you the truth....remember Mulan 2? The three sisters remind me of THEM, especially the smallest sister who always wants to shove food in her face. In fact their 'MORE' song is just a 'bad' version of the three sisters' song about how they wanted to be normal girls, complete with Eaty-McCakeface declaring how many pies and cakes she wanted to eat....in fact, I think THAT sister was also dressed in yellow as well.
    DOIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 года назад +24

      You've stumbled upon a dangerous conspiracy..... *The Mouse seeks your demise now*

    • @ChristopherRuiz24
      @ChristopherRuiz24 4 года назад +15

      Well at least Disney have replaced Beauty's Evil Step-Sisters with New Villain Gaston (Beauty and The Beast) after Cinderella's Evil Step-Sisters

    • @ninavale.
      @ninavale. 4 года назад +2

      I didn't think of that, I went after Diva(musical hell) and dubbed this one Affluenza the Musical

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 года назад +4

      Illuminati confirmed
      (Cue the X-Files theme)

  • @rosemaryskies1998
    @rosemaryskies1998 6 лет назад +124

    So, apparently it's "I must have a pie mountain."
    I always heard it as "I must have a pie! No, ten!"
    I like my misheard lyric a little better

    • @followthewizard359
      @followthewizard359 6 лет назад +19

      Rosemary Hall Wait, that's what I thought it said too!

    • @oren1305
      @oren1305 6 лет назад +3

      +Rosemary Hall +FollowTheWizard Funny, same goes for me. The only way I could be sure was by turning on captions... lol.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 6 лет назад +22

      I heard it as "I must have a pie, DOWNSTAIRS". It doesn't make any sense, but nothing this film makes any sense

    • @oren1305
      @oren1305 5 лет назад +21

      +Tareltonlives Downstairs pie is the best pie.

    • @MrJimmyTide
      @MrJimmyTide 4 года назад +5

      @@oren1305 that's what she said.

  • @SpeedyEric1
    @SpeedyEric1 9 лет назад +15

    16:17- The Swan Lake music makes my wish that the father stopped by Dracula's castle so he can have the life sucked out of him.

  • @superspyro3000
    @superspyro3000 7 лет назад +32

    "Beauty! We're you singing random songs again?! You know we get thrown twisters at us everytime you do that!"

  • @sarmin8008
    @sarmin8008 7 лет назад +48

    While Senor Mustache isn't anywhere near Old Man, I think he can make a comeback as MINI DAAAD!!
    Now that was funny. Maybe I am just that easy to amuse.

  • @oren1305
    @oren1305 3 года назад +84

    Phelous' videos are so easy to re-watch, I laugh just as hard as when I first saw them.
    Also, it really bothers me that during the sisters' fight, they all become liquid and lack feet. Do they float along most of the time?
    Maybe, like everyone else, they're ghosts of Beastmus Past.

    • @benyaman7395
      @benyaman7395 Год назад +3

      Phelous' good times/golden/dingo playlists are at least an annual watch for me

  • @0deadx21
    @0deadx21 9 лет назад +80

    Aurora. The cover makes Beauty resemble Princess Aurora. Seriously.

  • @FreakDaMIghet
    @FreakDaMIghet 8 лет назад +183

    13:00 The storm got my yard all wet! Its completely useless now!

    • @guyincognito8043
      @guyincognito8043 7 лет назад +3

      OH, MY GOD!

    • @PrettyH8Mach1n3
      @PrettyH8Mach1n3 6 лет назад +4

      I wonder if they had a hurricane or something like Superstorm Sandy, because that shirt really can make the literal ground useless for a good while.

    • @teedup8995
      @teedup8995 Год назад

      Gasp!

  • @ZhengIsRight
    @ZhengIsRight 8 лет назад +55

    Mustache Dad actually looks like he's taking his design from CRAAAZY OLD Maurice.

    • @ricvaladez2563
      @ricvaladez2563 2 года назад +3

      Oh no, he could never amount to that greatness.

  • @Webshooters1
    @Webshooters1 8 лет назад +171

    I think I can actually explain the ghosts. They're from the real world and when they entered the storybook it assigned them roles to play in the story along with their backstory.
    I'm sure that's not what the makers of this POH (Peice Of Shit) intended but it's more sense this way at least.

    • @DJTRANCENDENCE
      @DJTRANCENDENCE 8 лет назад +30

      Wow......I actually like that.....it makes the whole enter the story thing actually make more sense, as it gives it some kind of rule set or something.....

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 8 лет назад +1

      +Webshooters1 holy sh!t-oh! NONONOWA-(doctor who intro)

    • @robo-nidai4236
      @robo-nidai4236 8 лет назад +20

      +Webshooters1 Although that still doesn't explain how the BEAST was in the real world.

    • @Vinnce12
      @Vinnce12 8 лет назад +2

      +Robo - Nidai Wibbly Wobbly, Timey Wimey

    • @TheAngelmisa
      @TheAngelmisa 7 лет назад +5

      +Layla tagge and the ghosts acted like selfish scums.XD

  • @elizabethphillips2261
    @elizabethphillips2261 7 лет назад +28

    "If you dare open up that door, we'll drown, then we'll be wet and completely useless, you don't want that do you?"

  • @goufr3540
    @goufr3540 8 лет назад +66

    I think I know why the ghosts are in here. They were Snap, Crackle, and Pop from Food Fight, but died during filming and ended up at Golden Films cause stupid.

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 8 лет назад +9

      +CWDTrixie better this film than that abomination.

    • @adamholland-gresock3522
      @adamholland-gresock3522 4 года назад

      @@TheBonkleFox Well, to be fair, we almost got a decent film, but the most of the original animation got stolen first.

  • @anikmonette2140
    @anikmonette2140 6 лет назад +88

    I know it's a nitpick but the cake might be chocolate on the inside, with vanilla frosting on the outside...

    • @RANima71498
      @RANima71498 2 года назад +8

      It could also be a white chocolate cake, but then it technically wouldn’t be chocolate since white chocolate isn’t made with cacao, the most important ingredient in chocolate making.

    • @hhoop3876
      @hhoop3876 2 года назад +6

      But they came out from the inside, meaning that it isn’t chocolate on the inside

    • @fanofmediastuff269
      @fanofmediastuff269 2 года назад +1

      Or white chocolate

  • @AndersLindroth
    @AndersLindroth 8 лет назад +61

    I lost it all at "mini dad". Lol!

  • @davidspring4003
    @davidspring4003 8 лет назад +103

    14:18 those boats got wet in the rain! They're completely useless now!

    • @53subscribersnovideos35
      @53subscribersnovideos35 8 лет назад +30

      "Dohhh, why did I become a ship-merchant? Water is completely useless! HEEEEEE!"

    • @davidspring4003
      @davidspring4003 7 лет назад

      Senior Mustache is his name I think.

    • @fghdkjlfkghfc
      @fghdkjlfkghfc 6 лет назад +2

      The world is 70% covered in water. It's completely useless!

    • @teedup8995
      @teedup8995 Год назад

      ​@@fghdkjlfkghfc Gasp!

  • @jojothebard6687
    @jojothebard6687 9 лет назад +241

    Your "Old Man" voice is just awesome.

    • @ThePreciseClimber
      @ThePreciseClimber 9 лет назад +5

      Joseph Mayes *You're. No, wait... :P

    • @ZackExplorer28
      @ZackExplorer28 9 лет назад +2

      ThePreciseClimber what's the difference!?

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon 9 лет назад +4

      +Zack Wolf-Fox You're is a contraction.
      Your on the other hand means it belongs to you.

    • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
      @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 8 лет назад +7

      +ThePreciseClimber
      STOP RUINING GRAMMAR FOR THE REST OF US; HE GOT IT CORRECT IN HIS FIRST COMMENT.

    • @dragonlover7196
      @dragonlover7196 8 лет назад

      I dunno, Oro was the best one

  • @vadifadoms
    @vadifadoms 5 лет назад +13

    New rule: Every Beauty's Father in any adaptation of Beauty and The Beast that has been or will be made must be replaced with Old Man. (Yes, even the Disney one)

  • @snakes3425
    @snakes3425 7 лет назад +140

    Mustache Dad: oh damn it. I mean who cares that hundreds of sailors likely are dead or trapped in these sunken ships. I forgot to buy insurance so I can't get my daughters gifts

  • @nerdsman567
    @nerdsman567 8 лет назад +21

    I really wanna see the film version of "Beauty and the Dinosaur." Lord knows that movie would be a million times better than this version of "Beauty and the Beast."

    • @Remythechef
      @Remythechef 7 лет назад +1

      With wacky unicorn neighbor!!!!!

    • @andreasnickmann370
      @andreasnickmann370 Год назад

      ​@@RemythechefUnicorn, not Pegasus, because who needs a Pegasus when Oro can fly? SCIIIIIIIENNNNNNCE

  • @captainjackharkness2136
    @captainjackharkness2136 9 лет назад +48

    Phelous the ghosts' song was there equivalent of "Be Our Guest" where the servants gave Belle's father the food and similarly didn't seem to care that this might get him killed.

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 8 лет назад +13

      +Maureen May be our guest wasn't sung then, it was sung when belle was held in the castle.

    • @Remythechef
      @Remythechef 7 лет назад +9

      I think she was referring to the deleted scene

    • @autobotproductions1244
      @autobotproductions1244 6 лет назад +18

      yeah originally Be Our Guest was meant to be sung to Maurice, but they changed it so it would be sung to Belle. I think it was the better call.

    • @emmarose4234
      @emmarose4234 3 года назад

      @@autobotproductions1244, you are right. Yes.

    • @mariotron8718
      @mariotron8718 3 года назад +5

      The ghost’s song is a bop TBH

  • @knshinn2
    @knshinn2 9 лет назад +22

    What we really need is the cross-over adventures of DERP CAT A-WHEE-OOOH!!! and LOL CAT UNDER A BENCH!!!

  • @helgmelia84
    @helgmelia84 9 лет назад +288

    I love your animated reviews best of all, Phelous! I must have watched this 20 times already. Your voiceovers of the characters crack me up! I'd love to see you tackle more horrible animated movies in the future.

    • @phelous
      @phelous  9 лет назад +51

      Casey Robin Thanks! Don't worry more of those are coming!

    • @helgmelia84
      @helgmelia84 9 лет назад +10

      Hooray! I'm looking forward to it :D

    • @megadrivesonic
      @megadrivesonic 9 лет назад +7

      +Phelan “Phelous” Porteous I'm excited to see what it could be. personally I'd like to see the golden films Hercules or a certain other Hercules film( not the Disney one)

    • @saddamhussein3849
      @saddamhussein3849 8 лет назад +2

      +Dkunz Cartoons Hercules in New York? :D

    • @megadrivesonic
      @megadrivesonic 8 лет назад +1

      Saddam Hussein that too, but i was thinking the hercules zenu crossover

  • @DistractedGlobeGuy
    @DistractedGlobeGuy 8 лет назад +17

    Weird, when I hear *Swan LAke*, I usually expect Bela Lugosi to start terrorising people, which actually suits this movie pretty well, what with three ghosts and a businessman invading a castle owned by a classic Universal Studios monster (even if it's just the Wolfman this time).

    • @teedup8995
      @teedup8995 8 лет назад +1

      There is a version were the Beast looks like the Universal Wolfman!

  • @Septicor
    @Septicor 9 лет назад +237

    Is that Old Man noise available on mp3? I need that as my alert for my phone in case my dad texts me.

    • @lizzychrome7630
      @lizzychrome7630 7 лет назад +19

      You can easily convert it to MP3, from the RUclips clip.

    • @unamed2516
      @unamed2516 6 лет назад

      Septicor 🤭😂😂

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 4 года назад +7

      If you have Audacity, set it up to record the computer's audio. It's quicker and saves you the trouble of finding a still-active YT-Audio converter.
      HRRREEEEEEH!!!

  • @TheVeteranROB
    @TheVeteranROB 9 лет назад +73

    MINI DAD!!!
    Seriously I'm gonna make a YTPMV out of that,

    • @ZackExplorer28
      @ZackExplorer28 9 лет назад +4

      Servbot Rambo let me know when it's done.^^

    • @TheAngelmisa
      @TheAngelmisa 7 лет назад

      cool:)

    • @Whipwinder
      @Whipwinder 4 года назад +2

      I guess he was too busy swinging his arms from side to side, doing the Mario to make it... ),:

  • @DarksideEXE
    @DarksideEXE 9 лет назад +25

    8:55 Beasts looks to his LOWE LEFT to see a framed picture of himself at his UPER RIGHT.
    I'm not sure what's worse, that that gives away the ending, or that space is warped and time is bendable in this cartoon.
    Also that cake was white chocolate....or something, idk.

  • @Encarvlucas
    @Encarvlucas 9 лет назад +26

    I was so sad when I saw that the shed was destroyed...
    I had the impression you grew up playing are using it so it must have been tough losing it. My condolences

  • @ZakRas
    @ZakRas 8 лет назад +68

    14:07 Jesus... give the animators credit. That's not suffering a huge loss that's a man who fucking defeated.

    • @pennysanchez7656
      @pennysanchez7656 2 года назад +2

      It’s animated by Hong Ying Animation for crying out loud!

    • @kootunesscrewy
      @kootunesscrewy 2 года назад +2

      @@pennysanchez7656 The animation studio who worked for the animation of the late 90s/2000s Nelvana shows and Kaput and Zosky?
      Cool.

    • @pennysanchez7656
      @pennysanchez7656 2 года назад

      @@kootunesscrewy Yes, it’s that studio.

  • @Remythechef
    @Remythechef 7 лет назад +25

    Dancing crabs?! Did they forget what movie they were ripping off?

  • @lilydoves
    @lilydoves 7 лет назад +14

    when I was younger and my mom first got neflix (or was it hulu, I think it was hulu) I was so bored I watched a bunch of golden films movies
    now I feel bad for young me

  • @samaelsuarezgamez6781
    @samaelsuarezgamez6781 9 лет назад +38

    the old man voice is back baby.

  • @dayaninikhaton
    @dayaninikhaton 8 лет назад +36

    I have a laugh attack every time the old man shows up

  • @1Thunderfire
    @1Thunderfire Год назад +6

    Honestly, despite the more fluid animation, I genuinely prefer the Good Times version. At least that didn't have so many obnoxious 'wacky' sound effects, abused Tchaikovsky music at max volume, and completely unnecessary ghost characters.

  • @doctoquack7829
    @doctoquack7829 9 лет назад +75

    I really wish that Don Bluth made his version

    • @JThom529
      @JThom529 8 лет назад +15

      At least he's making Dragon's Lair a movie

    • @doctoquack7829
      @doctoquack7829 4 года назад +4

      @jbiehlable Tragic.

    • @driddick7361
      @driddick7361 3 года назад +1

      @jbiehlable God damn it, why must you remind us of our suffering? Do you find some sick joy from this?

    • @pennysanchez7656
      @pennysanchez7656 2 года назад

      Same here.

  • @LadyOfBroadway333
    @LadyOfBroadway333 8 лет назад +36

    No matter how terrible this movie is, you can't deny one thing; The score is magnificent! XD

    • @Longshanks1690
      @Longshanks1690 7 лет назад +10

      LadyOfBroadway333 And I'm sure Food Fight would have been improved if the opening theme was Handel's Zadok the Priest.

    • @vadifadoms
      @vadifadoms 6 лет назад +5

      Yeah, public domain classical music. So amazing.

    • @ember9361
      @ember9361 Год назад +2

      @@vadifadoms that was the joke

  • @Prinnacleofchaos
    @Prinnacleofchaos 8 лет назад +16

    I was just about to make the comment, "They're Snap, Crackle, and Pop!" And the next literal second (as I was writing) it was referenced.

  • @Blueflower1594
    @Blueflower1594 8 лет назад +51

    Man, I must have watched this review over 30 times already. I'm with the people who love your animated reviews the most! Your editing skills and dubbing really shine through with them :D

  • @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787
    @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 8 лет назад +31

    Hey, I just realized, that dolphin is fink from golden films/ good times / whoevers the little mermaid

  • @maxleunig4072
    @maxleunig4072 7 лет назад +51

    19:30 maybe that cake was made out of white chocolate

    • @gRinchY-op5vr
      @gRinchY-op5vr 7 лет назад +17

      Maximusvidowski Megafan69dude a lot of people don't consider that "real" chocolate...

    • @MrXemrox
      @MrXemrox 6 лет назад +3

      And it's made by Golden Films... So, I doubt they are that creative...

  • @whatiftherewasanun
    @whatiftherewasanun 7 лет назад +27

    I must have a pie...
    N O T E N !

  • @averagegamecritic
    @averagegamecritic 8 лет назад +38

    He thought he had 3 since Beauty has such little personality she isn't a person.

  • @nopenopenopesomuchnope4137
    @nopenopenopesomuchnope4137 7 лет назад +58

    "But which one of you is most useless?"
    Well that depends on which one is the most wet.
    . . .Get your mind out of the god damn gutter.You know what I mean!

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    @captainjackharkness2136 9 лет назад +91

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      @billsykes2977 6 лет назад +5

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  • @ghostlyhousehorrors
    @ghostlyhousehorrors 7 лет назад +13

    OK that tune during the doctor who segment is really catchy

  • @MaggieOffutt
    @MaggieOffutt 9 лет назад +123

    10 pies...Eatey must be pregnant with Shaggy's child if she's craving that number of pies oh wait that's what she normally eats my bad.
    At least Beauty sorta knows her sisters are spoiled brats and emotes about that unlike her '92 counterpart

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 8 лет назад +18

      +Maggie Offutt "whaaat sound does an apple make??"
      I've played portal 2, and apparently it makes a jumping noise.

    • @TheAngelmisa
      @TheAngelmisa 6 лет назад +11

      Maggie Offutt atleast her 92 counterpart didn't fall in love with a douche who is always mean to her....

    • @gallibon1319
      @gallibon1319 5 лет назад +6

      At her 92 counterpart had more character (can't believe I just said that....). Golden Films Beauty is just kind of there.

    • @nathanschmitz2302
      @nathanschmitz2302 4 года назад +5

      Nah, shaggy is her decendant.

    • @masterfarr8265
      @masterfarr8265 4 года назад +2

      or Goku's child

  • @MiXVoy
    @MiXVoy 9 лет назад +10

    The three ghosts makes the Ghostly Trio from Casper looked like their rude descendants

  • @thefanficfanpony3551
    @thefanficfanpony3551 9 лет назад +32

    I feel like he should watch Goldenfilm's movie "Princess Castle".

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 9 лет назад

      TheFanficFanPony Sounds funny Ms. Tiara. Isn't that where you go on weekends? KEK. :P

    • @thefanficfanpony3551
      @thefanficfanpony3551 9 лет назад +2

      Hehe, sure.
      It's basically a ripoff of the classic "girl goes to magical land" formula.

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 9 лет назад +3

      TheFanficFanPony
      So it's "Alice In Wonderland" w/ Captain Erstaz Alice?

    • @thefanficfanpony3551
      @thefanficfanpony3551 9 лет назад +3

      I guess. But lacking most conflict whatsoever.

    • @atotalfiasco4213
      @atotalfiasco4213 7 лет назад +1

      TheFanficFanPony
      A MOVIE WITH THAT TITLE ACTUALLY EXISTS???

  • @srbarkerchan
    @srbarkerchan 5 лет назад +10

    "Cant wait for this dolphin to become a character- NOPE."
    Actually, that dolphin DID become a character. If you look closely, you'll notice that it's Vink from their Little Mermaid knockoff.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 3 года назад +4

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      @srbarkerchan 3 года назад +3

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      @gracekim25 Год назад

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      @andreasnickmann370 Год назад

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      @srbarkerchan Год назад +3

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  • @SuperCodywebb
    @SuperCodywebb 8 лет назад +94

    Can I say I hate this version of Beauty and the Beast? It was mechanically produced, it's not making me feel anything, the music is messy, the drawings don't work, the voice cast is unknown, the story isn't going anywhere, and after watching it, I just lost time.

    • @carsfan1995
      @carsfan1995 8 лет назад +5

      Don Bluth quote from Animation Lookback: Don Bluth?

    • @SuperCodywebb
      @SuperCodywebb 8 лет назад

      Pretty much.

    • @jcee1882
      @jcee1882 8 лет назад +3

      +SuperCodywebb Good old Don Bluth :)

    • @SuperCodywebb
      @SuperCodywebb 8 лет назад +4

      Coincidence? I think NOT!!

    • @LuigiGodzillaGirl
      @LuigiGodzillaGirl 8 лет назад +2

      +AT Productions I would love to see his design take on the Beast.

  • @lizzychrome7630
    @lizzychrome7630 7 лет назад +22

    After re-watching this review a couple days ago, I decided I had to come back just to re-watch your face when watching "Lion and the King II." You really have a talent for hilarious rage eyes.

  • @mikamiteru57
    @mikamiteru57 8 лет назад +137

    I recently discovered your channel and your reviews of animated films made laugh my ass off xDDDDDDD
    I'm suscribing! Greetings from South America :D

    • @phelous
      @phelous  8 лет назад +29

      Thanks!

    • @mikamiteru57
      @mikamiteru57 8 лет назад +4

      Phelan Porteous ;) You're welcome :D

    • @moonkingoia6515
      @moonkingoia6515 8 лет назад +1

      +1 “Aphid” Person i am from south america kkk and really wants to start make reviews of movies like you nostalgic ,bobsheaux

    • @goufr3540
      @goufr3540 8 лет назад +1

      Must be a Bobsheaux.

    • @moonkingoia6515
      @moonkingoia6515 8 лет назад

      Kkkk yeah

  • @FarelForever
    @FarelForever 9 лет назад +60

    Since there are people who cosplay as the Tardis.... would it be out of place for someone to cosplay as Phelous'es shed?

  • @brittneymiss2232
    @brittneymiss2232 6 лет назад +5

    I’m glad they at least gave this beast a pair of pants.

  • @cheerio1Lady
    @cheerio1Lady 3 года назад +3

    I've just realized, beauty's father walks off to find cover from the storm,,, but he was just sitting on a carriage.
    The carriage had doors. he could've gone inside the carriage.
    Maybe the windows weren't glass but they still had curtains and the carriage would've made better cover than that dang tree anyway.
    old man you so silly.

  • @lizzychrome7630
    @lizzychrome7630 2 года назад +9

    Don Bluth's version was also going to have Beauty and the prince flying away on a Pegasus. He'd have done it infinitely better, of course.

  • @philbettinger1741
    @philbettinger1741 8 лет назад +13

    I love Phelous Who it's the best anime in existence.....It's a anime right?

  • @Greedfa
    @Greedfa 8 лет назад +21

    A pie mountain? that a great idea.
    Also, WTF!? This movie follows some other route, that is far away from THE Beauty and the Beast

    • @andrewollmann304
      @andrewollmann304 7 лет назад +7

      CreepyPinkiePie She actually said "A pie...no ten." However, the actress said her lines with no pauses.

    • @goufr3540
      @goufr3540 7 лет назад +7

      A pie mountain does sound much better than, a pie...no ten. Gotta love bad dubbing or not caring.

  • @HerrderRingeFan1
    @HerrderRingeFan1 8 лет назад +27

    croissant was invented in vienna, austria not france

    • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
      @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 8 лет назад +10

      And is stereotypically associated with Belgium and France.
      I didn't know that, though. thnx

    • @mierardi88
      @mierardi88 6 лет назад +2

      they were Taunting the Turkish, right?

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 3 года назад

      And ballet was invented in Italy.

  • @PrettyH8Mach1n3
    @PrettyH8Mach1n3 6 лет назад +13

    Also, this movie just made me want food, specifically pastries and cake. Guess I'm grabbing a croissant for breakfast!

  • @holographictacosalad
    @holographictacosalad 2 года назад +3

    When Old Man abruptly showed up at 16:41, I almost spit my drink out from laughter.

  • @GeneralSteelflex
    @GeneralSteelflex 9 лет назад +17

    Perhaps it's because I'm an uncultured swine, but when I hear that music from Swan Lake I automatically think of Dracula, not the actual ballet.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 8 лет назад +7

      +General Steelflex
      When I first heard it, I automatically thought "That sounds a lot like the opening to Gargoyles". I don't know, but I think this might make me even less cultured.

    • @phantomdragon3893
      @phantomdragon3893 8 лет назад +3

      When I heard the music I think the anime Princess Tutu but at that had an excuse it have something to do with fairy tales.

    • @TheAngelmisa
      @TheAngelmisa 7 лет назад +1

      +PhantomDragon3 also ballet

    • @RHGarciaApr85
      @RHGarciaApr85 6 лет назад +1

      General Steelflex Same here.

    • @RHGarciaApr85
      @RHGarciaApr85 6 лет назад +3

      Also, Dracula's a classic; there's nothing uncultured about it.

  • @AuroraKnux
    @AuroraKnux 8 лет назад +35

    The Doctor Who references made me smile. ^_^

  • @daydreambeliever3127
    @daydreambeliever3127 3 года назад +11

    To whoever did the captions: I love them! Please do all of Phelous' videos! In fact, turn it into a profitable career and do captions for all of RUclips!

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 2 года назад +2

      Agreed, subtitles makes it more fun

  • @TheRealGaucelm
    @TheRealGaucelm 8 лет назад +26

    Am I the only one who finds the Ghost's song quite awesomely catchy?

  • @iKadaj
    @iKadaj 7 лет назад +11

    The intro is funny because I've watched so many of your reviews that I ended up DREAMING about watching your reviews. e.e

  • @carbon-basedlifeform748
    @carbon-basedlifeform748 5 лет назад +4

    20:00 That was the crab rave before the actual crab rave!

  • @Loopysquish
    @Loopysquish 8 лет назад +28

    I just want you to know, your videos turn my Emoji face from =.Z to XD
    I'm long term sick (I know I could have been cured by a creepy magical snowman each xmas, but apparently I've never wanted it enough =.P) still, even though you live the other side of the world behind a mass of internet ghost repelling red tape, your videos cheer me up no end!! =)

  • @SilentPrayerCG
    @SilentPrayerCG 5 лет назад +6

    Actually this is interesting idea - when you die, you can see your past life as it was just story, and can travel to different stories of other people, like alternative universes.

  • @aiberlane3390
    @aiberlane3390 5 лет назад +4

    So apparently dad was gone long enough for two seasons to change, but Beauty worries about him having shelter for the night. Yeah, I think there's been quite a few nights at this point.

  • @jemofthe80s18
    @jemofthe80s18 2 года назад +2

    "Ppfh, 'Dance of the Fatass Mustache Fairy'..."
    Why weren't those ghosts who perfectly match the sisters talking statues instead who turned back into their human selves when the curse was broken so the sisters could end up with them?! Somehow garden statues among all of those roses make more sense for the castle servants to become...

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 9 лет назад +24

    Wow. It's both better and worse at the same time.

  • @hammerman1758
    @hammerman1758 7 лет назад +15

    How hasn't Señor Mustache become a series regular yet?

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 2 года назад +2

      Well he cameoed in the anime beauty and the beast review

  • @BloodrealmX
    @BloodrealmX 7 лет назад +2

    You know, playing Swan Lake just makes me wish Dracula would show up and drink them all.

  • @sergeantjoe
    @sergeantjoe 8 лет назад +6

    Hey did you here it's the mini dad, people have no fear it's the mini dad, let's get one thing clear it's the mini dad, so hurray and cheer for the mini dad

  • @oren1305
    @oren1305 8 лет назад +6

    Another strange choice for design is the DVD cover for this version; anyone else notice that Beauty looks like Sleeping Beauty in that pink dress and long, curling blonde hair?

  • @Steventhe2nd
    @Steventhe2nd 9 лет назад +24

    Phelan Porteous sadly i have a Golden Films movie, it's Pocahontas, i'd like to see a future review of that someday

  • @Whipwinder
    @Whipwinder 4 года назад +7

    This entire video is hilarious, but 12:05 absolutely killed me. 😂

  • @DraptorRonin
    @DraptorRonin 2 года назад +1

    "I'll go take cover!"
    You... you had a carriage... with a door... right there. You could've taken shelter in your shelter, m8.

  • @daliborjovanovic510
    @daliborjovanovic510 Год назад +3

    While this shouldn’t be a surprise, since it’s Golden Films’ M.O. to be as sanitized as possible, their take on the Beast is easily the least “beastly” out of all these mockbusters. The goomba-warthog one from their collab with Goodtimes was pretty ridiculous too, but at least his design (as goofy as it was), with his shaggy, unkept fur, big fangs and claws, and minimal clothing gave a proper sense of him being feral and animalistic, or rather someone who was human once but has largely regressed into a more bestial state (both figuratively and literally), while this Beast is fully clothed, well-groomed, lacks any fangs or claws, has a fairly normal, moderately deep voice, and aside from throwing tantrums here and there, he comes off as very civilized, like he’s still the same spoiled human prince but just in his roided-up fursona. If the rest of the cast weren’t regular humans (and human ghosts), there would pretty much be nothing “beastly” about him. And this comes from the same people who think living musical instrument and living canoes that can walk around on land aren't worth batting an eye at XD

  • @JamiJR
    @JamiJR 5 месяцев назад +4

    The swan lake music makes me think it would be cool if they did a Beauty & The Beast in the style of Lady Hawk. Beauty is a swan by day, human by night, and Beast is a prince by day, a beast by night. Kept apart until someone else figures out how to break their curse.

    • @thientuongnguyen2564
      @thientuongnguyen2564 3 месяца назад

      It's usually one of the two with a curse like that, not both. And you're asking WAY too much creativity and originality from a defunct company or anyone else in 2024.

  • @avalynpoe4441
    @avalynpoe4441 7 лет назад +3

    The sad thing is that even Tchaikovsky couldn't make this pile of crap any better. Some say that on cold, dark winter nights, a single tear falls from heaven.

  • @LaDracul
    @LaDracul 9 лет назад +12

    I remember how Disney's version ruined it for Don Bluth and Jim Henson to release movies based on the same story...WHY DIDN'T IT HAPPEN FOR THIS LOUSY MOVIE?!

    • @TheCinemaniac
      @TheCinemaniac 9 лет назад +10

      Because those 2 have talent and could make a movie that people actually want to see so they would get attention. There's no such problem here since whoever worked on Golden Films' versions either didn't have any talent or just didn't give a shit. Probably both.

    • @LaDracul
      @LaDracul 9 лет назад +1

      It didn't stop Golan-Globus either, but theirs was watchable!

    • @TheAngelmisa
      @TheAngelmisa 7 лет назад +2

      I love Disney though and I love Jim Henson and I love don bluth too

  • @breaksystembse
    @breaksystembse Год назад +1

    I like the "MORE!" song in this one because it sounds like the Singers are passionate about it

  • @sandernielsen8018
    @sandernielsen8018 8 лет назад +6

    So let me see if I get this right they decided to make Beauty and the Beast well aware of that Disney had already made the superior version, and they decided to half ass it all the way

  • @butchdeadlift10
    @butchdeadlift10 9 лет назад +6

    I wish Spoony would enable comments on his youtube channel. It is just fun leaving a gag, observation, or stupid free association on a video.