Steven Seagal stuns UFC Crowd! / Seagal vs Feijao (Full MMA Match)

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

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  • @VikingSamurai
    @VikingSamurai  2 года назад +594

    Did Steven Seagal really teach Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida that front kick? ruclips.net/video/a0pPG8ynfVo/видео.html

    • @thatsaltylife9855
      @thatsaltylife9855 2 года назад +90

      Oh didn’t he teach them “how he does it” when fighting his way out of a wet bag of dogshit... 🤔 I thinks so

    • @patricklutherwinchester4260
      @patricklutherwinchester4260 2 года назад +75

      ABSOLUTELY NOT.

    • @twoweeledsoto6072
      @twoweeledsoto6072 2 года назад +147

      According to Seagal, he taught everyone everything.

    • @ladymadonna3805
      @ladymadonna3805 2 года назад +61

      They already knew how to do a front kick, but they both said Steve advised them to try it in close proximity face to face fighting, since nobody else was doing or even trying it..

    • @wingading5127
      @wingading5127 2 года назад +55

      No he whispered please dont hit me lol

  • @newday2447
    @newday2447 2 года назад +9527

    Steven literally whispered in his ear , “play along, don’t embarrass me and I’ll pay you 10k”

  • @mr_knowitall
    @mr_knowitall Год назад +1484

    This is the best way to defend against somebody trying to give you a hug.

  • @monster_family
    @monster_family 2 года назад +2938

    That's literally what I look like playing with my kids

  • @alexv3752
    @alexv3752 5 месяцев назад +85

    When I was a kid, my brother, cousin, and friends used to play a game we called "Steven Seagal Moves". The moves were just like that, as well as flipping and rolling around, lol. Him and Jean Claude were bad ass back then. We all wanted to be ninjas! Great times and memories. Cheers!

    • @copsblow247
      @copsblow247 4 месяца назад +7

      Sorry to ruin your childhood, but while Jean-Claude was the real deal and a world champion before starting in movies. Seagal has always been fake AF. Next to Taekwondo, Aikido is probably the most useless fighting style in existence.

    • @Brownhoof
      @Brownhoof 4 месяца назад +8

      @@copsblow247 Seagal clearly demonstrated to the world that isn't useless and can be deadly if used in a practical way. He has 7 Dan in Aikido granted in Japan by the Japanese masters. The internet is full of keyboard heroes who advertise their ignorance. Tell that to his face that he is fake and you'll find out pretty soon. But you won't because you're a coward behind your keyboard. I wish you well.

    • @JuanJoseMicalay
      @JuanJoseMicalay 4 месяца назад +1

      🎉Bravooo

    • @Mezziah11.11
      @Mezziah11.11 4 месяца назад

      Nobody wanted to be Steven seagal!!. Only the rich posh kids police kids,We was all Bruce Jackie and chow Yun fat ,then jet li fans,Vandam was too fake and Chuck,Only decent film of dams was bloodsport

    • @Giuseppe1immortality
      @Giuseppe1immortality 4 месяца назад +4

      Me and my brother where kids back in the 1990s and it was always Steven Seagal and Van Damme it was great times I was so happy acting those guys i would dream to be like them all the time but I just wanted to share that with someone god bless you my name is Giuseppe I’m from Pennsylvania bye bye

  • @dougjones4987
    @dougjones4987 2 года назад +690

    Now Steve can brag about his successful mma career.

    • @jlo1195
      @jlo1195 2 года назад +36

      brag?? he's going to film 20 movies about it...

    • @lightweightjive
      @lightweightjive 2 года назад +11

      😂perfect

    • @mkhuselimazungula6345
      @mkhuselimazungula6345 2 года назад +4

      🤣

    • @Tr8nt
      @Tr8nt 2 года назад +17

      Remember when he said he was a cop for 20 years? Or that time he fought Bruce Lee? Lol

    • @obi-potobi790
      @obi-potobi790 2 года назад +11

      ​@@Tr8nt I'm pretty sure I saw a video of him talking about meeting Bruce. Bullshit, he never met him and he certainly didn't beat him.

  • @waxy1277
    @waxy1277 Год назад +4092

    The hardest fight Steven ever had, was with his blood sugar.

    • @michaellee8815
      @michaellee8815 Год назад +72

      You deserve a 1000 likes for this

    • @WsRichRollin60s
      @WsRichRollin60s Год назад +37

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @skycat777u.k5
      @skycat777u.k5 Год назад +34

      Oh my goodness!!! 😆😂🤭
      that was worthy of an award lol

    • @kfkstuart
      @kfkstuart Год назад +13

      😂😂😂😂😂☝🏾

    • @stephenbuonopane1786
      @stephenbuonopane1786 Год назад +26

      Thats some funny shit but gve the dude a brk he was the real deal … we all get old brother …. Still funny tho i have to admit .. 😂

  • @newmedia7238
    @newmedia7238 2 года назад +1117

    Meanwhile Van Damme is still outside, waiting

  • @respectmygamer
    @respectmygamer 4 месяца назад +29

    Steven was ahead of his time. Who would have thought slap fighting would have become a real sport. I give thanks to Steven for being the first to do it.

    • @johannordin6534
      @johannordin6534 Месяц назад +2

      Tbf Bruce Lee was actually first with that. At least as a martial arts actor

    • @RexLX-i7w
      @RexLX-i7w Месяц назад

      Very well put grasshopper 🦗

    • @swadeshhr1798
      @swadeshhr1798 23 дня назад +1

      ​@@johannordin6534 never compare bruce lee with this man bruce was legend and father of MMA

    • @johannordin6534
      @johannordin6534 21 день назад

      @@swadeshhr1798 I think you misinterpreted me.

  • @jhyland87
    @jhyland87 Год назад +1352

    He's the world's best patty cake champ.

  • @markb6295
    @markb6295 Год назад +345

    The comments on Seagal videos never disappoint

    • @miguelfernandes2760
      @miguelfernandes2760 Год назад +3

      Oh yeeeeah😂😂😂

    • @jinsane731
      @jinsane731 Год назад +1

      🤦🏾‍♂️🤣💯

    • @AmericansWillRise
      @AmericansWillRise Год назад +1

      The only reason I drop by, when I see that he "Shocked" anybody. 🤦‍♂️😂🤷‍♂️

  • @timothinking9855
    @timothinking9855 Год назад +919

    Now he marks this down as one of his many professional knock outs.

    • @joshuametz8388
      @joshuametz8388 Год назад +10

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @joshuametz8388
      @joshuametz8388 Год назад +9

      Your not lying is the funniest part about w

    • @davidblack32
      @davidblack32 Год назад +15

      ... He might even backdate the footage, and say that this opponent was actually Bruce Lee (after eating a metric fuckload of carbs!)🙄

    • @jeromepalmer2550
      @jeromepalmer2550 Год назад

      He is an actor not an expert. Phoney bill macaroni!!!

    • @ryanherrera5829
      @ryanherrera5829 Год назад +5

      Seriously

  • @infernoboy9855
    @infernoboy9855 5 месяцев назад +12

    I grew up off his movies. Salute to this man most people wouldn’t even live to 72 but he has and still humbly entertains the masses. ❤

    • @billsmith778
      @billsmith778 2 месяца назад

      @@infernoboy9855 in Russia where he lives supporting Putin

  • @elbestia106
    @elbestia106 Год назад +437

    Steven Seagal quietly singing to himself "Pat-a-cake Pat-a-cake baker's man"

  • @cryptoslimer8589
    @cryptoslimer8589 Год назад +738

    Steven Seagal...the greatest slow motion fighter of all time.

    • @DatFunnies
      @DatFunnies Год назад +20

      They should’ve cast him in “the matrix” movie

    • @jahdread
      @jahdread Год назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @misssummersalt
      @misssummersalt Год назад +5

      ​@@DatFunnieshe tooo slow

    • @darkone666
      @darkone666 Год назад +6

      That title is held by Chuck Norris

    • @kenzuya
      @kenzuya Год назад +8

      Take your camera find seagal fight him and prove me that his slow.

  • @socore4659
    @socore4659 Год назад +622

    The most cardio he's done in 18 years

    • @bucketheadrox
      @bucketheadrox Год назад

      Actually he'd been a cop this whole time

    • @loyalcustomer9121
      @loyalcustomer9121 Год назад +6

      That's also the first time in 18 years that he performed karate while not sitting in a chair lol. I can't wait for his next straight to DVD movie to be unveiled at the gas station where he now works.

    • @aberamagold7509
      @aberamagold7509 Год назад +10

      He only did it because he knew there were a dozen donuts waiting for him afterward.

    • @bradash.9309
      @bradash.9309 Год назад +1

      plus 10

    • @richardmartinez8750
      @richardmartinez8750 Год назад +1

      But would still beat our asses!

  • @helpdeskjnp
    @helpdeskjnp 5 месяцев назад +30

    I don’t care what people say, I like Seagal. Let him have his opinion and allow him to be.

    • @JamesBond-kb1wl
      @JamesBond-kb1wl 4 месяца назад +2

      You right. Me to

    • @NicholasGuccione
      @NicholasGuccione 4 месяца назад

      @@JamesBond-kb1wl 'Too', BTW.

    • @JamesBond-kb1wl
      @JamesBond-kb1wl 4 месяца назад +1

      @@NicholasGuccione oh, gee.. thanks for the correction fella. Great use of your time slappy. Or is it Slappy

    • @LeoRileyShines
      @LeoRileyShines 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@JamesBond-kb1wl Is it Slappy?

    • @JamesBond-kb1wl
      @JamesBond-kb1wl 2 месяца назад +1

      @LeoRileyShines Sometimes Crappy

  • @chrissabbath4551
    @chrissabbath4551 2 года назад +3498

    I wonder how different it would look if the MMA fighter was actually trying, lol.

    • @oldironsides4107
      @oldironsides4107 2 года назад +199

      He was trying. Sensei trapped and countered everything Feijao had

    • @foolishyish
      @foolishyish 2 года назад +44

      Chris. Dont do it lol. Not here. You cant win. Just like Feijao couldnt win against the genius of SSS. Shit i just gave him a cool new name

    • @chrissabbath4551
      @chrissabbath4551 2 года назад +117

      I can't tell if you guys are trolling or not.

    • @foolishyish
      @foolishyish 2 года назад +19

      @@chrissabbath4551 all I can say is... I aint trolling you😅

    • @Nolbert24
      @Nolbert24 2 года назад +45

      @@chrissabbath4551
      They’re 100% joking

  • @johnchan3451
    @johnchan3451 Год назад +334

    Seagal using his left hand to tap himself on his own front right shoulder is such an impressive martial arts move

    • @atlebakke
      @atlebakke Год назад +34

      He does so much goofy stuff, which he must imagine looks cool or whatever his thing is. You see him meeting Putin? Seagal gripped his own right wrist with his left hand while shaking hands, the "medieval times handshake" to show you were unarmed.
      Not that commonly used anymore..

    • @tekkentnt2132
      @tekkentnt2132 Год назад +2

      😆🤣🤣

    • @kevinthornton1096
      @kevinthornton1096 Год назад

      🧐

    • @AlejandroSanchez-xn4zz
      @AlejandroSanchez-xn4zz Год назад +3

      He's clearly gaining momentum...

    • @CZECHMATE650
      @CZECHMATE650 Год назад +8

      I've seen some Filipino Arnis/kali or Penjak Silat drills like that. But it's more a traping or to Perry someone else's strike.

  • @michaelcaisse6640
    @michaelcaisse6640 Год назад +550

    Seagal saves his best moves for the dinner table.

    • @javiermora559
      @javiermora559 Год назад +4

      The DTC knock out artist champ 🥱🤭😑😞😴😪 🐷

    • @existenceispain6048
      @existenceispain6048 Год назад +7

      His signature move is named "Cut! Bring in Stunt Double!" Lol

    • @jasonlove7185
      @jasonlove7185 Год назад +3

      😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @Jorokusaki
      @Jorokusaki Год назад +3

      That chair's not gonna sit on itself.

    • @michaelcaisse6640
      @michaelcaisse6640 Год назад +1

      @@Jorokusaki Yup, try sitting on it.

  • @hellohello8556
    @hellohello8556 5 месяцев назад +29

    I still respect Steven. So many people put him down but not everyone was born in the age of MMA and Steven has achieved lots in regards to his Aikido. Now I'm not here to argue whether Aikido is effective in real combat with anyone. I don't think it's fair that people who couldn't beat him in a real life fight put him down. Through diligent study and training he is also very talented with a pistol. Respect and best wishes to Steven from Australia. 🙏

    • @tonyfrederick4038
      @tonyfrederick4038 4 месяца назад +2

      Did you watch this video?

    • @hellohello8556
      @hellohello8556 4 месяца назад +1

      @@tonyfrederick4038 Yes I did.

    • @realist7934
      @realist7934 4 месяца назад +4

      @@tonyfrederick4038 He did but obviously you didn't understand his comment smh. Maybe look in to Stevens training and you will see. And check out his skills with a gun. He can shoot the tip of a match with ease. The guy wasn't saying that Steven would win in an mma fight. Read his comment again. Also so many ignorant weak minded people that don't even train in any martial art or never have been in a fight talk crap about Steven which is funny because they would get gone pretty fast if they did.

    • @JamesLMachieJr
      @JamesLMachieJr 4 месяца назад

      I used to respect this guy when I was growing up and going through my own journey with Martial Arts. But I've since learned this guy is a shit for a human being. That kind of negates anything he's accomplished in Martial Arts.

    • @Brownhoof
      @Brownhoof 4 месяца назад +2

      Well said and I'm with you on this. People who know nothing about martial arts or have been in a fight simply advertise their hate and ignorance. Keyboard heroes who wouldn't dare say that to Steven's face.

  • @T0pCL4SS
    @T0pCL4SS Год назад +444

    That was an aggressive game of patty-cake

    • @franciscomacias4908
      @franciscomacias4908 Год назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @justinsteel6360
      @justinsteel6360 Год назад +3

      Pmsl 🤣

    • @platinum6978
      @platinum6978 Год назад +3

      And Steven looked pretty winded towards the end!

    • @redriders7149
      @redriders7149 Год назад

      Highly aggressive, I was outraged at Stevens left hand over the head slap. Completely uncalled for and just more Prof that Steven should be considered a lethal weapon. He should be properly permitted just to take himself out into the public square.

    • @a.adeola1898
      @a.adeola1898 Год назад

      Lmaoooo

  • @brodydog8447
    @brodydog8447 Год назад +669

    He’s lucky that the fighter went along with the joke.

    • @Leadyoutotheslaughter
      @Leadyoutotheslaughter Год назад

      Yeah he is, otherwise seagal would have fucked him up too badly.

    • @Luque956
      @Luque956 Год назад +9

      Uhhh more like fighter is lucky to have the honor to spar the legend the myth…….

    • @bradclem6226
      @bradclem6226 Год назад

      These dumbasses r saying the guy was taking it easy on him, he is fucking 70 yrs old. Get for real. Try using it🧠

    • @Leadyoutotheslaughter
      @Leadyoutotheslaughter Год назад +8

      @@bradclem6226 no I'm fully aware of what they're implying. I'm saying seagal is skilled enough to where he'd have the advantage even at that age.

    • @shanksmcnasty6650
      @shanksmcnasty6650 Год назад +22

      @@Luque956 more like he’s lucky Master Seagal went easy and didn’t feel like using his super lethal secret single poke death touch that makes your scrotum explode and is far too deadly for anybody else to be allowed to wield such power.. Not even the highest regarded and respected martial artists are worthy of learning it

  • @Quantum3695
    @Quantum3695 Год назад +502

    If that guy would've unleashed a left hook from hell and connected, Seagal's hair piece and dentures would go flying into the crowd.

    • @ronniedurham7180
      @ronniedurham7180 Год назад +15

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!!!!!!!

    • @stevechacon4323
      @stevechacon4323 Год назад +6

      You're too funny! Bloop* gone. 😁

    • @billygoat110634
      @billygoat110634 Год назад +6

      Play fighting at its best lol 🙄....

    • @owenmarshall4316
      @owenmarshall4316 Год назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 fact

    • @eliv.1033
      @eliv.1033 Год назад +7

      That was cold....😁

  • @Conman1978
    @Conman1978 4 месяца назад +9

    Seagal once again proves he’s “Hard to Kill”

  • @VikingSamurai
    @VikingSamurai  2 года назад +11

    What's Seagal really like in real life? Find out here! ruclips.net/video/qFSuVgsoxxU/видео.html

    • @franktaylor595
      @franktaylor595 2 года назад

      Your videos are awesome. Love how your covering the old school martial arts stuff from when I was a kid. Just watched the Scott Adkins interview and it was the best part of my day so far. Just stumbled across it today. Keep up the great work good sir.

  • @Jason-vz6hm
    @Jason-vz6hm Год назад +87

    Steven took those homies handshake routines to a whole new level

    • @DeborahGreg
      @DeborahGreg Год назад

      Lame

    • @willielee6238
      @willielee6238 Год назад

      It's called Dap

    • @M7MD-80
      @M7MD-80 Год назад

      🤣🤣

    • @nomasklargecal5726
      @nomasklargecal5726 Год назад +2

      "Homies handshakes" ?
      What do you do? The Twink Tip Touch? I hear that's popular in the suburbs you come from. 👉👈

    • @variousdashroblox
      @variousdashroblox Год назад

      I laughed harder at this than I should have laughed. How dare you type such a comment upon this platform of media conversion, my good man?

  • @rorus9530
    @rorus9530 Месяц назад +1

    A friend of mine that works as a bodyguard explained to me that Akido is often disregarded simply because it takes a very long time to learn compared to something like Wing Chun.

  • @chepachii
    @chepachii 2 года назад +157

    They sowed together every Haiwaian shirt in existence to make that one Steven Seagal is wearing.

    • @philiptowsey6282
      @philiptowsey6282 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @christianmonturanoii6539
      @christianmonturanoii6539 Год назад +1

      Lol

    • @christianmonturanoii6539
      @christianmonturanoii6539 Год назад +3

      That's Messed up bro but funny

    • @Anthony-uf3oz
      @Anthony-uf3oz Год назад +4

      James,this is in the running for comment of the YEAR ! Well done,my brother !

    • @billsherrard8452
      @billsherrard8452 Год назад +1

      Seagal is 6'6" he could use your shirt for toilet paper, and you wouldn't do anything.
      Besides, since you know so much, how come you can't spell sewed?
      Sew, the simple past tense is “sewed,” which means to stitch together with a needle and thread.
      Your spelling, sow or sowed, means to plant seeds by scattering....Booyah baby!🤪

  • @blackacidblood8861
    @blackacidblood8861 Год назад +86

    Reminds me of when my friends in high school used to have slap fights at the end of class waiting for the bell to ring 😂

    • @DimebagVision
      @DimebagVision 7 месяцев назад

      Nowadays, the kids issue out CancelCulture slips.

    • @Dom-pi1gj
      @Dom-pi1gj 6 месяцев назад

      Dumbass friends

    • @Sladostrasni
      @Sladostrasni 5 месяцев назад

      😂

  • @suprememagnetic4850
    @suprememagnetic4850 Год назад +193

    The deep breath at the end was him saying….
    “Thank god I didn’t get embarrassed, thank god he didn’t actually try to hit me”

    • @Jim-pn5qr
      @Jim-pn5qr Год назад +2

      Thank God for depends !

    • @freakazoid4691
      @freakazoid4691 Год назад +1

      No, he was just exhausted.

    • @Mushroom.Madness.
      @Mushroom.Madness. Год назад

      ​@@freakazoid4691 I was gonna say 😅my man's is genuinely just winded

  • @JimmyMakingitwork
    @JimmyMakingitwork 5 месяцев назад +19

    Anyone who knows anything knows he's the real deal.

    • @worm4254
      @worm4254 4 месяца назад

      Akido is unique against swords with fast counter reactions. This is impressive for his age. That being said, he's weak to an actual MMA fighter.

  • @ohensodee9082
    @ohensodee9082 Год назад +47

    Someday, I'll tell my kids "this is why aliens don't interact with humans".

    • @BaileysMariner
      @BaileysMariner Год назад

      Because they fear Steven Seagal's lightning hands?

  • @rinzler9775
    @rinzler9775 5 месяцев назад +240

    Segal next week speaking to a class "...and I've also fought professional MMA fighters in the cage...."

    • @raymondesquivel7501
      @raymondesquivel7501 5 месяцев назад

      You know he could have SLAPPED the man sillllyyy 😮❤

    • @TheOminousVoidWispers
      @TheOminousVoidWispers 4 месяца назад +3

      He did actually claim that h taught mma fighters 😂

    • @jaytee2716
      @jaytee2716 4 месяца назад

      @@TheOminousVoidWisperssupposedly he taught a couple a kick but the guy said yeah he did then he recanted and said no later on. 😂 yeah seagull Is full of it.

    • @1nvisible1
      @1nvisible1 3 месяца назад +1

      *Why we no see more slappyfight in title fights? GSP never use the slappyfight? Jon ones never use. Chael use twice.*

    • @koutetsusama2498
      @koutetsusama2498 2 месяца назад

      Segal did it out of fun, and he wasn't even trying to hit Segal, not that he could. Segal is known for his bad movies, not for his unbelievable status as a martial arts master in Japan. Dude has put more work into his craft, than most anyone would ever care to realize. His style isn't a fighting style, it's a, 'you're now not breathing anymore' style. It's not really something to 'show' someone. Americans are very gullible, and love to mock. Hey, it makes me laugh too sometimes, but Segal would snap most everyone else in half.

  • @hansel8079
    @hansel8079 2 года назад +560

    “I’ve been fighting in the UFC for like 52 years” - Steven Segal

    • @therightdude
      @therightdude 2 года назад +29

      I can hear Tom Segura saying it lol

    • @fightcosmos5386
      @fightcosmos5386 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @chadbatts3292
      @chadbatts3292 2 года назад +22

      I've been flying helicopters for like 47 years 😄

    • @therightdude
      @therightdude 2 года назад

      You hear that, that s a fapfap , we call it that because of the noise it makes fapfapfapfap....

    • @michaelszabo3071
      @michaelszabo3071 2 года назад

      😂🤣😂🤣😂👍🥜

  • @biggshow5563
    @biggshow5563 2 года назад +776

    My paw paw swears Steven seagal is the real deal lol I can’t tell you how many times I’ve got that man fired up by saying he’s a phony😂😂

    • @willliam1343
      @willliam1343 2 года назад +49

      I'm not sure either... but he is s big boy tho. I'd say when he was younger he was a machine

    • @leondrososa2645
      @leondrososa2645 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @anthonyoneill9053
      @anthonyoneill9053 2 года назад +83

      @@willliam1343 food machine

    • @willliam1343
      @willliam1343 2 года назад +7

      @@anthonyoneill9053 oh bro!!!

    • @ylilycam
      @ylilycam 2 года назад +12

      That made me giggle

  • @7breadnbutter
    @7breadnbutter Год назад +104

    Steven was showing him the most efficient ways to tap out while striking.

    • @MongofromKongo
      @MongofromKongo 10 месяцев назад +6

      Best comment 😂

    • @7breadnbutter
      @7breadnbutter 10 месяцев назад

      @@MongofromKongo 😂😂

    • @JamesLMachieJr
      @JamesLMachieJr 5 месяцев назад +1

      You won the Internet the day you made this comment :)

    • @paultaylor107
      @paultaylor107 5 месяцев назад +1

      Was try6to figure out why he was intermittently slapping himself 🤷‍♂️

    • @7breadnbutter
      @7breadnbutter 5 месяцев назад

      @@paultaylor107 😂😂

  • @guitariniusarsenius6015
    @guitariniusarsenius6015 3 месяца назад +1

    Keep doing you Steven. Juana Randall always admired you. Life is a journey of discovery and lessons learned by all of us imperfect people.

  • @blight202003
    @blight202003 Год назад +102

    I was honestly waiting for the guy to throw a straight punch to Steven

  • @ryanjones3743
    @ryanjones3743 Год назад +153

    That ufc fighter showing respect to the senior citizens long time fan

    • @cj6884
      @cj6884 5 месяцев назад

      He fought in the UFC about 10 years ago

  • @ANewsShow
    @ANewsShow 2 года назад +113

    Fighter: “I’ll reach for your arms slowly while you slap me”.
    Steven: “Somebody hold my sunglasses”.

  • @acdc539
    @acdc539 5 месяцев назад +19

    Steven Seagal is a great actor and also has learnt brilliant fighting skills in his life. All my best to you Steven, love your movies.

    • @billsmith778
      @billsmith778 2 месяца назад

      @@acdc539 he's a commie living in Russia supporter of Putin

  • @jesselackey5333
    @jesselackey5333 Год назад +205

    That was BRUTAL I hope he’s okay.

  • @danoyze8213
    @danoyze8213 2 года назад +375

    I sometimes forget hes an actual person & not some collective fever dream we have occasionally

  • @stephencat177
    @stephencat177 Год назад +38

    That should have won an award under the category of "Best Choreography"

  • @George-ds3pu
    @George-ds3pu 5 месяцев назад +2

    I watched all Stephen movies, the is awesome, seen him tia chi magazines he's no joke ❤😊

  • @sneakykamon
    @sneakykamon 2 года назад +543

    That’s the most movement I’ve seen out of Seagal in over 20 years

    • @TheNYCGoldenGlover
      @TheNYCGoldenGlover 2 года назад +6

      This was the point where he was fat as a house but could still do his hand stuff really well. A few years after this and Steven was riding a chair and could barely emote let alone strike

    • @mercycruz9267
      @mercycruz9267 2 года назад +5

      Love it! He is one of my favorite action stars with the skills of karate & the way he.move it's awesome!

    • @billymalpass5436
      @billymalpass5436 2 года назад +23

      You should see him at a buffet table.

    • @catherinecarmon2373
      @catherinecarmon2373 2 года назад +4

      😆

    • @donaldpump3072
      @donaldpump3072 2 года назад +5

      😆😅🤣😂 slapped the shit out of that omelet

  • @razzles5338
    @razzles5338 2 года назад +459

    Just a heads up, Steven Seagal is going to keep coming back until someone remembers seeing Ritchie!

    • @lloyddy1880
      @lloyddy1880 2 года назад +36

      Anybady seen Ritchieeeee. Fuck that takes me back to when i was a kid watching seagal flicks on cinemax.

    • @SiArks1
      @SiArks1 2 года назад +48

      Any1 know who killed bobby lupo?!

    • @tedcastillo8398
      @tedcastillo8398 2 года назад +22

      And I’m going to keep coming back until somebody remember seeing Richie.

    • @idostuff220
      @idostuff220 2 года назад +20

      Apparently Ritchie on the run for icing bobby lupo, but that's all I know.

    • @aquilla303
      @aquilla303 2 года назад +1

      He could've shot somebody upstairs!

  • @benjaminletiecq4932
    @benjaminletiecq4932 Год назад +213

    I will admit, that was a pretty cool secret handshake!

    • @tonysteeleebw01
      @tonysteeleebw01 Год назад +5

      This should be top comment.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dustinallen8661
      @dustinallen8661 Год назад +4

      Underrated comment lol

    • @johnromero7492
      @johnromero7492 Год назад +2

      😂 If I know Steven he has several shakes..

    • @Blown460
      @Blown460 Год назад +1

      ​@@johnromero7492 Several shakes for breakfast, Several for lunch and Several more to tide him over before dinner. 😂

  • @hypocriticalnihilist645
    @hypocriticalnihilist645 Год назад +63

    They were stunned he didn't eat half a box of donuts and then kick his stuntman in the balls...

  • @justanobody1288
    @justanobody1288 2 года назад +251

    Jake Paul vs Sensai Steven Seagal is the fight we need 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ky1ebetts
      @ky1ebetts 2 года назад +6

      Jake the joke would sink him, not that thats an accomplishment.

    • @adonian
      @adonian 2 года назад +6

      That I’d pay for… even if the “fight” would only last about a minute or two 😅😂🤣

    • @dylanhillhouse6033
      @dylanhillhouse6033 2 года назад +11

      Steven seagal would destroy Jake Paul

    • @chiefhowlingwolfhannibal7360
      @chiefhowlingwolfhannibal7360 2 года назад +4

      @@dylanhillhouse6033 in Seagal's younger years definitely. It wouldn't be fair now..Steven is built like a Thanksgiving Turkey 😆

    • @dylanhillhouse6033
      @dylanhillhouse6033 2 года назад +1

      @@chiefhowlingwolfhannibal7360 yeah you probably right lol In his younger days he would have killed him

  • @YoPhocFays
    @YoPhocFays Год назад +388

    He stunned the crowd by not having a heart attack

  • @DragonFlores-z2y
    @DragonFlores-z2y 2 месяца назад +1

    He said please don't hurt me and you'll star in my next movie 😂

  • @beneficentnature9356
    @beneficentnature9356 Год назад +178

    "I've been fighting in the UFC for 87 years." -steven seagal

    • @angelvigilante82
      @angelvigilante82 Год назад

      Lmoa

    • @EvilAlucard13
      @EvilAlucard13 Год назад +3

      He knows a style that would make all UFC fighters look bitch made. His Master taught the Marines during WW2

    • @chrismcbride9458
      @chrismcbride9458 Год назад +3

      Love Tom segura

    • @maxlamangouste
      @maxlamangouste Год назад +1

      Look at his jeans, not high or tight... but still a cool guy

    • @acrossroads93
      @acrossroads93 Год назад +4

      ​@@chrismcbride9458 I don't know if you know this or not, but for the last 25 years ...I've been a COP! 😂

  • @lrwilliamsjr
    @lrwilliamsjr Год назад +155

    Segal has worked hard to be the best at gentle slapping.

  • @wulf67
    @wulf67 Год назад +131

    This is Bobby Hill after his first self-defense class. “I don’t know you!” “That’s MY purse!”

  • @garywatt4546
    @garywatt4546 Год назад +520

    A legend in his own lunchtime.

  • @GaryAkan
    @GaryAkan 2 месяца назад +1

    I've shook Steven hand such a humble Art Teacher !

  • @judoki999
    @judoki999 Год назад +86

    Them lungs were burning after that 20 sec workout 😅

    • @misterghee1
      @misterghee1 Год назад

      In reality he should be able of taking out 10.... Candels, by now he's of age respect the dude, imagine in yr dream he takes you out 2...😊

    • @marlonlyn2719
      @marlonlyn2719 Год назад

      Almost spit out my coffee and burned myself lmao

  • @warpath6666
    @warpath6666 2 года назад +180

    Seagal: "Not only did I teach Silva that kick but I also taught all the girls how to run" 😄

    • @Skiddlez3D
      @Skiddlez3D 2 года назад +9

      You won the internet

    • @DanielAvilan-tirado7600
      @DanielAvilan-tirado7600 2 года назад +9

      Straight up,I'm in tears

    • @coffeetalk924
      @coffeetalk924 2 года назад +2

      The one where he KO'd Belfort? Ya right! It's a fairly common kick. Chandler just KO'd Ferguson with the same kick. Michael Venom Page uses it as well. Seagal is a clown

    • @mrdisaster5880
      @mrdisaster5880 2 года назад +1

      He probably trained rose for her last fight 🤣(if you didn’t watch the fight do yourself a favor and keep it like that)

    • @skylarmccloud4080
      @skylarmccloud4080 2 года назад

      @@coffeetalk924 Common, I learned that kick playing kickball... XD

  • @cromcccxvi3787
    @cromcccxvi3787 2 года назад +130

    Suprised Seagal didn,'t use his stunt double for that

    • @FirstLast-sy3rj
      @FirstLast-sy3rj Год назад +9

      he couldn't, he ate him

    • @larrylanz835
      @larrylanz835 Год назад

      Could you do that?

    • @Felicidade16243
      @Felicidade16243 Год назад +2

      He is a great fighter and help training several fighters, even Brazilian, he is a firmer grace jiu-jitsu student🇧🇷

    • @jamiewoodward4732
      @jamiewoodward4732 Год назад +3

      That's funny because the dude will litaully use a stunt double to walk up stairs 🤣

    • @waltercolombe6105
      @waltercolombe6105 Год назад +1

      ​@@jamiewoodward4732 fr I saw a clip of that!🤣

  • @oldtimeoutlaw
    @oldtimeoutlaw 5 месяцев назад +1

    Segal is no joke. Laugh if you will but he’s no one to fool with. Trust me

  • @gamewithsanity
    @gamewithsanity Год назад +141

    This was great. I especially like when he pats himself on his own shoulder mid slap fight

    • @BadCase
      @BadCase Год назад

      This is how Steven normally gives his staged demonstrations, he is directing the other person on where he wants them to "attack", this was one of the few spontaneous demonstrations he has done as F has no clue he is supposed to take it as a que. If Steven did this once a day he might not not a stunt double for walking up steps..

    • @vincegrimes2614
      @vincegrimes2614 Год назад

      Hand is chamber in that position for back fist

  • @eddyoreilly579
    @eddyoreilly579 Год назад +76

    The man is a legend….in his own living room

  • @tedpaa6206
    @tedpaa6206 Год назад +85

    He told him "just don't do shit and and make me look good "😂😂

  • @Muhammad-xg9gq
    @Muhammad-xg9gq 5 месяцев назад +2

    Самый лучший патриот дай Бог тебе долгих лет жизны 🙏

  • @RockyBaba55
    @RockyBaba55 Год назад +152

    This is probably the only time where Steven Seagal didn't use a stunt double.

    • @existenceispain6048
      @existenceispain6048 Год назад +1

      Cuz he was caught on the spot unprepared, betcha he now goes EVERYWHERE with one right next to him lmao

    • @existenceispain6048
      @existenceispain6048 Год назад +2

      ​@NWTO100 dude it's just a joke, not a dick so don't take it so hard

    • @jasonlove7185
      @jasonlove7185 Год назад

      😂😂😂😂😭

    • @RockyBaba55
      @RockyBaba55 Год назад +1

      @ExistenceIsPain That guy is a Seagal fanboy, you can't use humor with them.

    • @jaycho6747
      @jaycho6747 Год назад

      Actually I think he did use a stunt double here…

  • @suryasingh8025
    @suryasingh8025 2 года назад +97

    Steven: Make me look good
    Fighter: Okay

    • @humannatureharmony5853
      @humannatureharmony5853 2 года назад +1

      😂

    • @malibu2.010
      @malibu2.010 2 года назад +7

      Nah son. The fighter couldn’t keep up with him. I know he looks like a big joke but he was the first non Japanese person to open up an Aikido dojo in Japan and has mad respect there. He’s old as f**k and the younger dude couldn’t keep up

    • @retrofuture4812
      @retrofuture4812 2 года назад +3

      @@malibu2.010 yeah if he was a fraud then his students would've called him out by now. His moves look suspect because they look like those guys on RUclips who fake martial arts. When he was younger I'm sure those hand moves were a lot stronger. He just stands still and that makes people question his skill. If his dojo was successful then I can't say he's a fraud

    • @JohnVoltz-rv3dn
      @JohnVoltz-rv3dn 4 месяца назад

      ]😮​@@retrofuture4812

  • @Jokes_on_D
    @Jokes_on_D Год назад +134

    I could read these comments all day 😂😂😂

    • @poutinedream5066
      @poutinedream5066 Год назад

      I HAVE been reading them all day 😂. I still haven't found what museum he donated the pony tail to 😏. When I cut my hair off I donated it to Locks of Love ... 😬... No!... No, absolutely not 😤 ... I am NOT going one to joke around about a kid going through chemo requesting a prosthetic wig through Locks of Love and receiving Steven's pony tail as their new hair. That is so not funny- and I am definitely not picturing a whole web comic about the pony tail wig giving the kid super powers and the kid be kickin ass and takin names, but there's a dark side cuz the pony tail wig also turns anyone who wears it into a lazy, entitled, narcissistic asshole.
      Look- I just need to know what became of that goddam pony tail and I don't care how many hours of reading hilarious comments it takes.

    • @mikee8244
      @mikee8244 Год назад

      ​@@poutinedream5066 rumor has it that the pony tail is regaining it's 'chill' in a monastery somewhere.

    • @tonypaella
      @tonypaella Год назад

      Lmao I'm following your path right now and I'm howling with laughter

    • @osvaldocosta6413
      @osvaldocosta6413 Год назад

      Yes ,I do.

    • @Bodyweightlifestyle
      @Bodyweightlifestyle 5 месяцев назад

      I can't stop...

  • @RikkShredLifestyle
    @RikkShredLifestyle 5 месяцев назад +3

    Love Steven...AND...he plays Guitar ❤

  • @1andonlySUPAFLY
    @1andonlySUPAFLY 2 года назад +480

    "Remember the choreography buddy! dont fxck this up for me" 👀

  • @imomicron788
    @imomicron788 Год назад +101

    He will be on the late show next week talking about his victory against a UFC fighter.

    • @jaimeperez1837
      @jaimeperez1837 Год назад +1

      Lmfao 😭 😭 😭 😭 Facts

    • @ShuraOni198
      @ShuraOni198 Год назад +2

      ​@@jaimeperez1837 Not with a UFC fighter!
      But with a "KFC" Fighter 🥊 🐔🥊

    • @brownjatt21
      @brownjatt21 Год назад

      As he should

    • @jessejamez707
      @jessejamez707 Год назад +1

      That wasn’t a real ufc fight they were just messing around

    • @joshfulper7187
      @joshfulper7187 Год назад +2

      ​@Jessejamez707 thank you for that tough realization. WE DIDN'T KNOW

  • @TheRealStevenSeagals
    @TheRealStevenSeagals Год назад +133

    With power shots like that hard to believe that man isn't completely disintegrated, Seagal's power level is well over 9000

    • @hydreamc853
      @hydreamc853 Год назад +8

      9000 negative

    • @JohnRapheal7
      @JohnRapheal7 6 месяцев назад +1

      Come to think of it.. Hercule and Segal are the exact same person

    • @IamThePro78
      @IamThePro78 6 месяцев назад +1

      Did we witness a murder?

    • @EdwardBoisvertjr
      @EdwardBoisvertjr 5 месяцев назад

      to​@@hydreamc853fact segal would probably smoke half them UFC fighters

  • @gregorymcgraw3681
    @gregorymcgraw3681 2 месяца назад +1

    He still moves really good, flippin kicks out. We could all hope to move so well in our golden years

  • @johntoole8683
    @johntoole8683 Год назад +292

    He stuns the crowd by moving.

  • @Bacnow
    @Bacnow Год назад +103

    Chris Rock needs to watch this to protect himself from a certain notorious slapper!

    • @joesilva2184
      @joesilva2184 Год назад +1

      Ahhh 😮😂😮😂

    • @jamesbarbour8400
      @jamesbarbour8400 6 месяцев назад +4

      Now now, that's no way to talk about Will Smiths' wife......even if it is true ! 🤣

    • @ESPARTAN-ci7de
      @ESPARTAN-ci7de 6 месяцев назад +1

      SHOW SOME RESPECT ON WILL'S WIFE🙄🙄😒

  • @ronnysherer
    @ronnysherer Год назад +284

    The ufc fighter is such a nice guy

    • @mrsmithwestern8405
      @mrsmithwestern8405 Год назад +7

      nice yet he was paid $1000,000.00 not just to play along but to avoid the hair piece

    • @generalgeneral3032
      @generalgeneral3032 Год назад +5

      ​@@mrsmithwestern8405 loool u joker. Man said avoid the Hair piece😂

    • @israeliteking1947
      @israeliteking1947 Год назад +2

      paid actor 😂😂😆

    • @CamraMaan
      @CamraMaan Год назад +1

      Sea Gal was lucky it wasn't an actual MMA fight...

    • @CamraMaan
      @CamraMaan Год назад

      btw, my Seahawks take huge offense to Steven taking on the name of our cheerleaders...

  • @slowride8040
    @slowride8040 Год назад +83

    Little known fact, Steven is actually the world champion of Slap Jitsu, he has a 20th degree black and blue belt 😉

    • @Anthony-uf3oz
      @Anthony-uf3oz Год назад

      Ha !!

    • @johnking2540
      @johnking2540 Год назад

      LITTLE TUG HAS TECHNICAL DYSLEXIA

    • @criminologystudent1nvestig523
      @criminologystudent1nvestig523 Год назад +1

      He learnt it and sort of adapted it and made it his own.

    • @jamiewoodward4732
      @jamiewoodward4732 Год назад +2

      Yes this is true but I think because of that ponytail they assumed he identifies as a 50kg female and put him in the wrong division and weight class

    • @RonnieG
      @RonnieG Год назад +2

      He also invented nunchucks & gun powder, but he uses neither as ....well just look at the video. The man's body is a lethal weapon.

  • @persianchris2451
    @persianchris2451 4 месяца назад +1

    He leans in at the beginning like "Go easy and I got you on that payment plan"

  • @audiojunkie5435
    @audiojunkie5435 Год назад +56

    The most effective part of Seagals routine is the right shoulder touch. This embues his strikes with such ferocity they can see slow hand movements.

    • @muhd6291
      @muhd6291 Год назад +3

      He's giving himself self-pat on the shoulder diligently

    • @DrDomich
      @DrDomich Год назад

      Nah, he's showing to the guy - that's where you touch me, just there. It'll work, don't worry, I've done this countless times. Yeah, right here (** continues to touch his shoulders **)

  • @dave6635
    @dave6635 9 месяцев назад +80

    Seagal is a big star around the world. These guys grew up watching his movies.

    • @ian3893
      @ian3893 5 месяцев назад +3

      No he’s not…..

    • @bola5671
      @bola5671 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@ian3893 I thought he meant because of Steven's physical mass 😂

    • @alexandercarder2281
      @alexandercarder2281 5 месяцев назад +1

      Steven Seagulls is the most deadly in hand to hand combat in the world, these great fighters bow and show the deepest respect for The Sensei.

    • @rakeem176
      @rakeem176 5 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @raf6007
      @raf6007 5 месяцев назад

      he is the biggest fraud and a liar. Watch some documentaries about his made up stories and his life full of domestic violence. He is fake!

  • @Swpb666
    @Swpb666 Год назад +99

    He’s so fast he has enough time to hit his own shoulder

    • @bola5671
      @bola5671 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah what was that about?

  • @KingPravum
    @KingPravum Месяц назад +1

    Really stunning seeing seagal standing for so long

  • @Joe-ce8jo
    @Joe-ce8jo Год назад +53

    He leaned in and whispered “move slow im out of breath from walking up here” 😂😂

  • @scottmiller4006
    @scottmiller4006 Год назад +53

    That just proved to me that Steven is the 2nd toughest Seagal behind Katie.

  • @NelsonLopez-l1n
    @NelsonLopez-l1n 5 месяцев назад +2

    Come on guys, steven has skills, you can see him fooling around. If it were 30 years ago he'd be a huge problem.

  • @NateHuntley-eb8xt
    @NateHuntley-eb8xt 4 месяца назад +1

    Man, the childhood memories I have watching his movies with my dad 🥹…thank you Steven Seagal

  • @javonwells1354
    @javonwells1354 2 года назад +94

    I came here for the comments, and I tell ya what... you guys did not disappoint. 😂😂😂

  • @yetiwookie1
    @yetiwookie1 Год назад +37

    I would imagine an Amish slapping contest to be similar to this.

  • @notyocheese5317
    @notyocheese5317 2 года назад +260

    No matter what they say, I did like his movies.

    • @orkinn
      @orkinn 2 года назад +12

      His first 4 movies, then, the decline kicked in rapidly

    • @Minormayor22
      @Minormayor22 2 года назад +6

      Yeah they are pieces of art, no doubt, with such a deep a and profound message

    • @Hellbender21
      @Hellbender21 2 года назад +23

      He's just a cook.

    • @kenwu7
      @kenwu7 2 года назад +11

      @@Hellbender21
      Underrated comment lol, getting my points cuz I know that reference tho 😂

    • @hassanesdaile3671
      @hassanesdaile3671 2 года назад +5

      Mr. Steve had an gd run👌🏽💪🏽🙏🏽

  • @tyelav13
    @tyelav13 5 месяцев назад +4

    No one crosses Seagal and gets away with it!!!

  • @tonycasabooking
    @tonycasabooking Год назад +77

    The person who came up with this this caption is actually Steven himself.

  • @travisstrong900
    @travisstrong900 2 года назад +160

    So he endured a slow motion slap fight. Straight up beast

  • @garywilburn7384
    @garywilburn7384 Год назад +91

    Steven was practicing that in the mirror for 2 weeks straight

    • @sowman69
      @sowman69 Год назад +3

      Should of made it 3 😮

    • @Civilmonkey1
      @Civilmonkey1 Год назад

      You think Aikido Panda practices?

  • @joeytorres5442
    @joeytorres5442 5 месяцев назад +4

    most people that knock Steven are absolutely nobodies... Even the champ Alex takes advice from Steven.... This is a point in fact... So before you talk about how he pays people out and this and that remember that he could probably beat you and your father like a couple of little girls......

    • @queenlip6152
      @queenlip6152 4 месяца назад

      The nobodies include Michael Jai White and Jean Claude Van Damme, I presume? 😂

  • @5150on420
    @5150on420 Год назад +55

    If I'm ever in a really slow motion fight this will help big time.

    • @Deshelton10
      @Deshelton10 Год назад

      Dream fights? Everyone knows you never win those, because they know that you don't have enough power in your punches to knock out an infant with that soft spot on the head... I hated those dreams...

    • @tmayorca8770
      @tmayorca8770 Год назад +1

      Are you talking bout the MMA guy or Seagal or both

  • @bodazaphfa
    @bodazaphfa 2 года назад +216

    Steven Seagal and the Boogie Man check under their beds at night for Chuck Norris.

    • @bodazaphfa
      @bodazaphfa 2 года назад +1

      @Brian Groogle it’s because the SAS know what’s good for them.

    • @Fuckutoonogoodlowlives1966
      @Fuckutoonogoodlowlives1966 2 года назад +1

      OMFG 😳😳😳🎯😝👅😅😂🤣🤤🤘✌️🐾🦋

    • @leaslangen28
      @leaslangen28 2 года назад +1

      😳

    • @mikebennet7697
      @mikebennet7697 2 года назад +10

      Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Chuck Norris stories

    • @4thamendment237
      @4thamendment237 2 года назад +2

      And Chuck Norris is only able to sleep when he knows that Jocko Willink is there to protect him. 😉

  • @sharkattack3524
    @sharkattack3524 2 года назад +103

    Seagul: ok im gonna wave my hands around as if my wrists are totally broken and useless.
    Guy: habla espanol??
    Seagul: hahaha perfect

    • @unoak1043
      @unoak1043 2 года назад +3

      🤣🤣

    • @claudiudan9800
      @claudiudan9800 2 года назад

      😅🤣👌🏻

    • @SENSI-11
      @SENSI-11 2 года назад +1

      Your funny asf lol

    • @nativej1986
      @nativej1986 2 года назад +4

      Im aware it was just a joke but most Brazilians speak Portuguese not "espanol"

    • @DevExvius
      @DevExvius 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣 I can’t stop laughing

  • @Brock_Landers
    @Brock_Landers 5 месяцев назад +3

    Man, I was a 3rd Dan in Tae Kwon Do when I was younger, I'm at least 20 years younger than Steven and I wish I could still move and strike like he can. I can at least still kick over my head...

  • @johnybarra2407
    @johnybarra2407 2 года назад +79

    Steven whispered in his ear "100,000.00$ let me have this moment