I love how your comedy is not only clean but also respectful, and even rarer, it's purposeful in promoting a better understanding between people and mutual appreciation for each other instead of merely complaining about different viewpoints. A case in point was your speech about women's influence--wow! (And men's opinions should be respected, too; they shouldn't have to constantly give in to their wives, which is the typical vein of "husband comedy," but instead both parties should find win-win solutions whenever possible. So the husband in your example could have his own special towel or two without decorations--simple).
Chris S. “Marriage is not a “fight to win” battle. It’s a puzzle solving game based on teamwork to find the best possible solution.” A wise quote from somewhere. lol
THIS ISN'T COMEDY - THIS IS GOD TELLING YOU WHY HE CREATED WOMEN, THIS IS THE MODERN DAY BIBLE. Rex Havens is an instrument to let me know, why i must cherish and love women.
Only women love candles. The only men that love cadles are the candle salesmen, and they love them because of all the money they are making from selling them to the women. So if you dont sell candles, then you my friend are just a woman trapped in a man's body, and you use the excuse of playing with fire because you are embarrassed of being homosexual that is still trap inside the closet. A candle is not a excuse to play with fire since there is alot of other things that can be burned to play with the fire
Serving clip of this guy that I've seen. I could hear the George Carlin influence in the first clip and I heard a hint of Robin Williams in this one. I like him so far.
Wow, clever. What happens when the power goes out? I am sure your efficient and practical brain can fire up those light bulbs, right, He-Man Einstein? More male intelligence right there. Hahaha! Love this clip!
So, how can I also avoid working while I spout off my own random opinions without consequence--I mean a comedian? Saw you first on Dry Bar Comedy. Your stuff is wonderful!!!
I hope that wasn’t one of his wife’s best towels. Believe me they do exist. “Don’t use my best towels” There never our best towels. “Those towels are for when we have guests” We haven’t had anyone stay at our house in all time we’ve lived there. Who the hell coming to stay. Is the queen of maybe it’s the pope.
I always hated the bathroom discussion between man and women. I think that's what makes a perfect couple and a bad couple is nothing is great or bad till you actually live with them in a week specially when its your guys is first time going on a vacation together as we'll. I mean there has been studies that shown that at least rooming with your partner can actually be a game changer and understand the hardship of living under the same room every day with that person. Because no single person can't have that experience i mean there are some options to understand that like if your with a single mother with a sister or having a single mother and mainly your around girls more so you understand or this goes both ways for women to understand about men as we'll. I think that should actually be a test of how good your relationship is taking a trip somewhere and spending a whole week in one room together cause a lot can happen in one week. For me i'm single but i roomed with a girl before and i got to say it was stressful at times but got little better at it but that's my secret to tell.
An honest question if i may. Is all this shit about men and woman and their relationship real? I'm a lesbian and i find it hard to relate to some of his jokes. Like the whole thing about woman always being right and man being a dumb ape or man not understanding anything about the female world. I would understand if the jokes were exaggerated but I'm just curious.
"She said to sit right here, she'll be back...I know she will.." 😂😂😂
And we'll get ice cream lol
176Blue I said that with him because Sinbad had that whole part in his routine about 25 years
This guy has speaking abilities beyond belief.
This made me cry because it was so respectful of women. Thank you.
As a practical man the aesthetic and beauty of women are what makes life worthwhile.
I love how your comedy is not only clean but also respectful, and even rarer, it's purposeful in promoting a better understanding between people and mutual appreciation for each other instead of merely complaining about different viewpoints. A case in point was your speech about women's influence--wow!
(And men's opinions should be respected, too; they shouldn't have to constantly give in to their wives, which is the typical vein of "husband comedy," but instead both parties should find win-win solutions whenever possible. So the husband in your example could have his own special towel or two without decorations--simple).
Chris S. “Marriage is not a “fight to win” battle. It’s a puzzle solving game based on teamwork to find the best possible solution.” A wise quote from somewhere. lol
Or a practical towel with the right texture that also has a pretty pattern
Very eloquent and introspective man. His timing is perfectly honed.
"I was a young man once... it didn't work out." LOL
"The best time to laugh is anytime you can"... memo to self*
....you are lovely. What a respectable breath of fresh air. Thanks for the delightful belly laughs!
Haha, I’m the opposite while shopping. My man loves shopping. I sit outside. Waiting. 😂
I wish I could do that......
Well let's swap phone numbers then, you and I and our spouses.
THIS ISN'T COMEDY - THIS IS GOD TELLING YOU WHY HE CREATED WOMEN, THIS IS THE MODERN DAY BIBLE. Rex Havens is an instrument to let me know, why i must cherish and love women.
High art! I love his layman demeanor with deeply wise lyrical humor! Wow!
Now THAT is some talent!!!
Beautiful and respectful.
Love it 😍!
Very underrated. I'm not saying comedians like Kevin Hart is not talented, but you should be up there with him at the very least.
Aww he is a philosopher💕
He straight up became a poet in the end!!! Woah.
Oooooh he is sweet and funny. Good advice too.
Thank you for reminding us the beautiful things about men and women!
This gentleman reminds me of George Carlin. Great to hear such insight and laugh so hard simultaneously.
Standup comedian or wise poet?
Xi.Anais Wise poet!
Why can't it be both?
FANTASTIC!!!😁😁 Looking forward to more from you in the future.😊
Genius pure genius !!! 😃😙😎
That was funny AND beautiful!
What a good writer and performer
Turned into a TedTalk😂
Laughing! My Mom dries her hands on my upper back sometimes when hugging me goodnight.
Tosha McCarty Haha
Omg, i thought he was a younger and bald Jeff Allen!!😂
That's it, i need to get my eyes checked.
Lol. I've got 20/20 vision and I think he resembles Jeff Allen. So maybe you're ok.
I just put my glasses on and read his name. Not Jeff? Darn.
Awesome and clean. Refreshing! 😌
This was so good!! 🤣🤣❤️
I'm a woman. my towels are 100% towels. that's what they're for - toweling - dark colours too so they stay nicer longer
do like a nice candle though
My towels are all white. They never fade! Love candles!
Whooa....funny and wise
This guy is the best 😂
Never disappointed!
I disagree! I’m a dude and I love candles! It’s another excuse to play with fire!
Yep. My friend loves candles, he gets seasonal ones too😆
Only women love candles. The only men that love cadles are the candle salesmen, and they love them because of all the money they are making from selling them to the women. So if you dont sell candles, then you my friend are just a woman trapped in a man's body, and you use the excuse of playing with fire because you are embarrassed of being homosexual that is still trap inside the closet. A candle is not a excuse to play with fire since there is alot of other things that can be burned to play with the fire
@@josepena5906 what gives u the right to say that
True. But this is comedy. Exaggerations are allowed.
@@josepena5906 lighten up dude. Burn a candle, sip some tea, BREATHE. 🤣
Awesome.
Respect!
Lol as I'm watching this I just so happen to be making a candle
I have a feeling that he has already rehearsed this whole conversation recently maybe in his own bathroom. Lol
Serving clip of this guy that I've seen. I could hear the George Carlin influence in the first clip and I heard a hint of Robin Williams in this one. I like him so far.
I love him
Hearing it lighting up a candle kkkkk ups
Love it! Binged alll your clips on dry bar comedy and came over here
The 28 people that gave this a thumbs down were obviously deaf. The only thing wrong with this video is that it was too short.
Found you on Dry Comedy Bar, really enjoyed your bit! I like the sea foam descriptor of a woman, but when I think of sea foam, I think of car's.
I enjoy the candles because of trouble with long power outs and the batteries die. Thus the lovely candles.
i second getting rid of the decorative bit on the towels. the designs werent cute enough anyway.
I'm with him, always hated the decorative strip. But I love scented candles.
I'm with ya!
5:15 ♥️♥️♥️
Excellent! Lol.
He is a funny dude...
Wow, clever. What happens when the power goes out? I am sure your efficient and practical brain can fire up those light bulbs, right, He-Man Einstein? More male intelligence right there. Hahaha! Love this clip!
Now if only all philosophers were like him, it wouldn’t be such a dry subject.
You are the best
I'm a straight man. I love candles.
I'm a straight woman who hates the decorative strip on towels. And loves scented candles.
💖 😄 GREAT 😄 💗
So, how can I also avoid working while I spout off my own random opinions without consequence--I mean a comedian? Saw you first on Dry Bar Comedy. Your stuff is wonderful!!!
I hate those decorative towels
4:55....WHERE are men like this?😲😞
Muze Rhythm Feminist’s killed them
agreed!!
Apparently not where you're looking.
Lying naked in bed with other men.😳😜
They're the nice guys, the ones you friendzone and the ones feminists kill day by day.
wrecks havens is a funny dude.
I hope that wasn’t one of his wife’s best towels.
Believe me they do exist.
“Don’t use my best towels”
There never our best towels.
“Those towels are for when we have guests”
We haven’t had anyone stay at our house in all time we’ve lived there.
Who the hell coming to stay.
Is the queen of maybe it’s the pope.
I value the utility of a burning candle. Febreze fresh linen works pretty good for a multi-pet household
This guy seems to understand women so well, he should open up a husband school and teach men how to be a good man in the marriage.
genius
I always hated the bathroom discussion between man and women. I think that's what makes a perfect couple and a bad couple is nothing is great or bad till you actually live with them in a week specially when its your guys is first time going on a vacation together as we'll. I mean there has been studies that shown that at least rooming with your partner can actually be a game changer and understand the hardship of living under the same room every day with that person. Because no single person can't have that experience i mean there are some options to understand that like if your with a single mother with a sister or having a single mother and mainly your around girls more so you understand or this goes both ways for women to understand about men as we'll. I think that should actually be a test of how good your relationship is taking a trip somewhere and spending a whole week in one room together cause a lot can happen in one week. For me i'm single but i roomed with a girl before and i got to say it was stressful at times but got little better at it but that's my secret to tell.
😹😹
And then there's ny dad, the only one in my family who cares about the candle alle.
Oh ok
💀😂
He sounds like George Carlin.
gru?
I am a very different female. More like a male.
as a practical man i find the additional pictures redundant
Take size zero off the list!
Jeff Allen??????
An honest question if i may. Is all this shit about men and woman and their relationship real? I'm a lesbian and i find it hard to relate to some of his jokes. Like the whole thing about woman always being right and man being a dumb ape or man not understanding anything about the female world. I would understand if the jokes were exaggerated but I'm just curious.
Poor guy has been emasculated. Go MGTOW!