@@LindsayCatherine hahaaha you didn't deny what I said is true, because you know full well brainless boring women waste thousands of dollars on fashion statements because they have no real hobbies.
That's awesome. And being a married man myself, I'd like to point out that "selective hearing" is a male survival technique. We love you ladies, but a guy has to keep his sanity to keep you ladies happy. Cheers!
@@scottmichael3745 Haha funny! My husband actually likes to listen I believe. But I can see what ya mean. Some women do talk about everything under the sun hahah. I'm 3/4 there lol.
Not only are men's clothing sizes simpler, they are much more customized and precise. Men's pants are by the waist size AND by length. Dress shirts are by the neck size and sleeve length. You don't find that kind of customization in women's clothing -- except in bra sizes.
@Susan S Not only that, but a men's 36 by 36 pair of pants will be the same regardless of the manufacturer. If you know your size, you can order online and they fit. With women's clothing, the sizes aren't actually universal. One designer's 6 is not the same as another designer's 6. Women's clothing sizes are completely variable, which makes things so much harder (so I've been told)
@@meagiesmuse2334 that's not possible. It truly depends on the cut off the clothing on women. A dress on two women with the same waist can look vastly different. All because of her hips, length of legs and her curves. Women have more choices because they are infinitely more beautiful. So many wonderful shapes and sizes.
@@gmy33 Hold up so youre gonna sit here and accuse this guy of being unintelligent right after you misspelled "stealing"? 😅 Besides, who cares? Carlin is so overrated.
@@swine13 sorry about the stealing ..:-) for me personally his act looks too fabricated ..but good on him for entertaining people !!! i was just wondering if i m the only one who feels he s riding on the rythm of mr carlin .. (and for that reason .."i m out )
@Kevin Charles for the most, you are right. At this moment, you are completely wrong. A man who panders does not understand, put in time, empathize, go through what he has, been reciprocated by his wife as he has, as much as he has, and would not receive the response from the crowd that he did if he was pandering. This was honest, genuine, sincere, and a great set, written smartly, performed beautifully. So don't be the ahole that thinks and responds to it so foolishly, uncritically, and ruins yet another youtube comment thread. move on, listen again, and think again before responding.
"A Double-0 turns down her nose at the undisciplined pig who ate a carrot last week...A Double-0 hasn't eaten since the first Bush Adminstration." OMFG.
Kirsten Muller not true. Some women are naturally petite. These women deserve love and respect as much as the obese woman of today. Big is beautiful, albeit unhealthy. Loving one another and supporting one another no matter what size is the answer.
@@cmr3194 She's quoting the comedy routine. I don't think it was really a stab at thin girls, it was just a joke. I'm a size 2 and I personally didn't find it offensive, I'm sure he doesn't actually think all thin girls don't eat and judge other girls
As a guy, I am unsure how to well this goes over, but I think femimeter should be an actual measurement for something. I don't know what, but it sounds like it should be.
@@Ravenleaf182 the measurement of woman's approval maybe? Like "those boots are a 1000 femimeters girl!" Or "honey, your hair style is 2 femimeter look. Did you even try?"
Ravenleaf182 Or maybe women should just suck it up and deal with their sizes in real measurements. I'm a woman and I just buy men's shorts with the nice added bonus of having large enough pockets to never need a purse.
It always amazes me how I can be so many different sizes at once! I walk from one store to the other in the same day, and go up or down two sizes. If only I had dedicated my magical powers to something useful instead of shape-shifting. 🤷♀️
There was a great shoe commercial on German-language television once. A woman said: "We don't have many shoes. We only have pumps, stilettos, flats, sandals, ... (continues listing kinds of shoes for what feels like minutes). And we only have one pair of those each.... per colour of course" 😄 Feels like he saw that commercial and used it
It’s so annoying! I’m typically a 1 or a 3 in most stores. But some stores I end up in a 5 or 6 and some I don’t bother shopping because even the 0 is too big.
Actually ladies that happens to us too. Different brands for whatever reason will have multiple sizes of the same size😐 Even for us men. Especially jeans. And now theres so many types of jeans,& styles that you have to know multiple names,& what the jeans are made of to guesstimate your size. So,in that we are equal😕
That's because women's sizes are totally made up. Some manufacturers will just make the numbers smaller, so people feel better about buying the clothes. That's exactly how size 0 came about. A 0 in America equates to a 4 in most of the world, 1 is 6, 2 is 8, 3 is 10, etc, for exactly that reason. It's mainly just marketing.
“All we know is when you got a flat, you need a pump....every woman knows periwinkle, duh, 8 colors form the big fat crayon box from 1st grade, we lost 6 of them, we’re down to black and brown.”’
Brilliantly funny. I have to admit that I have amused myself before by using periwinkle in a discussion about favorite colors just to befuddle my male friends. Also cerulean, aubergine, and carmine.
I laughed so hard when he got to the dress sizes. I have a wife AND a daughter. My daughter is a .... drum roll please .... double-zero. I also know to NEVER EVER buy my wife clothes. Or shoes. Not going to happen.
Fem-a-meter...0 vs 00...lmbo! Give this man a trophy. He gets the grand prize for just knowing all the colors, shoe types, and clothing sizes...😂😂😂 Lol.
Guys this mans knowledge and pronunciation of everything in this video is so fricken amazing!!!! The amount of skill needed to just list that many different items in such a short time is so impressive!
I love the audience engagement in this. It makes it all the more accurate when I can picture periwinkle in my mind and I knew he was going to mention size 00.
I'm a painter and I never use such stupid terms. I refer to all colors in their pure forms (on the color wheel). It's either a warm or cool blue that has been tinted/shaded or neutralized with it's complement or mixed with another color. At the end of the day it's only blue violet with an altered value/saturation.
He’s right. Women’s sizes are ego trips. In the sixties, the pattern companies changed the numbers on sizes, trading down several numbers to pander to egos. Clothing manufacturers followed suit. Then ignorant people scoffed that Marilyn Monroe wore a size 14, and women felt better in their size 12s. Marilyn’s 14 would probably be today’s 6. I wore an 8, and the measurements on dress patterns now mean I’d have been in a size 2 in new sizing. Women are not skinnier now. The manufacturers just changed the numbers to appeal to ego, and women went for brands that made them appear thinner by using a smaller number. High school girls look fatter than my generation was, but the numbers make it appear otherwise. Smoke and mirrors.
Reminds me of, there was a Tim Allen stand-up bit that I can’t find now where he talks about women’s working options. “You can work full-time, part-time, go on maternity leave... (and he listed like half a dozen options) Men: We can work............................. (audience laughter).............. or we can go to jail. Those are our options...”
The George Carlin style delivery here is too real. It’s a great style, but the way he lists thing reminds me so much of the Carlin stand ups. This guy did more than just homework on shoes and colors!
Some shoes of men: loafers, penny loafers, tassel loafers, driving moccasins, moccasins, Oxfords, Derby's, brogues, wingtips, single monk strap, double monk straps, sneakers, desert boots, boots, chukkas, Chelsea boots, that is all I could recollect for now!
He blows my mind, especially when he rattles off all those choices in rapid-fire succession. That audience should have been showing him WAY more love throughout.
Lol you dont know how many hrs i worked out at the gym- to be able to walk in a clothing store & when they ask if i need help...I SAY WHY YES IM LOOKING FOR A SIZE "ZERO" "0" & i might need a double zero😀so empowering🌹
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Um. Give this man a a standing ovation! He is NEXT LEVEL at listing things!!!
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You’re not even trying, man. Gotta step up your troll game.
@@LindsayCatherine hahaaha you didn't deny what I said is true, because you know full well brainless boring women waste thousands of dollars on fashion statements because they have no real hobbies.
I concur. :)
I'm a woman and even i don't know those types of shoes and colors lol
I told my husband that my bridesmaid dress was periwinkle and he (wasn't really listening up to this point) turned and said "who's Harry Winkle?"
Lol
Amy Paige hahahaha
That's awesome. And being a married man myself, I'd like to point out that "selective hearing" is a male survival technique. We love you ladies, but a guy has to keep his sanity to keep you ladies happy. Cheers!
That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard....lol lol lol....♥
@@scottmichael3745 Haha funny! My husband actually likes to listen I believe. But I can see what ya mean. Some women do talk about everything under the sun hahah. I'm 3/4 there lol.
But men have 3 hair styles....... Parted.... Unparted..... And Departed.....
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have an afro...
I shave my head. I make them go away, but they keep coming back. My hair loves me.
😂😂😂
@@tobiramasenju6290 unparted lol
When he started naming colors fast I for real thought this was the fairly odd parents theme song.
Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fry, chocolate shake!
@@B0o0o0o0o0o lol yessssss. 😂 best rap verse known to man.
vanilla/6\ god Why is this so accurate
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And I thought "Someone's a George Carlin fan."
Not only are men's clothing sizes simpler, they are much more customized and precise. Men's pants are by the waist size AND by length. Dress shirts are by the neck size and sleeve length. You don't find that kind of customization in women's clothing -- except in bra sizes.
@Susan S Not only that, but a men's 36 by 36 pair of pants will be the same regardless of the manufacturer. If you know your size, you can order online and they fit. With women's clothing, the sizes aren't actually universal. One designer's 6 is not the same as another designer's 6. Women's clothing sizes are completely variable, which makes things so much harder (so I've been told)
@@Heathcoatman Yes, that's true also.
Some ambitious woman needs to start a clothing line for women to buy by the waist and inseam like men can. I really think it would go over big.
@@meagiesmuse2334 that's not possible. It truly depends on the cut off the clothing on women. A dress on two women with the same waist can look vastly different. All because of her hips, length of legs and her curves.
Women have more choices because they are infinitely more beautiful. So many wonderful shapes and sizes.
You can if you're buying Wrangler's.
This guy does his research! I'm genuinely surprised he knew so much!
he just wikipedia d it .. the thing is ..he has a good memory ..and he is steeling carlins style .. (but without the intelligence )
Dammit, Adam! You beat me to it!
@@gmy33 Hold up so youre gonna sit here and accuse this guy of being unintelligent right after you misspelled "stealing"? 😅
Besides, who cares? Carlin is so overrated.
@@swine13 sorry about the stealing ..:-) for me personally his act looks too fabricated ..but good on him for entertaining people !!! i was just wondering if i m the only one who feels he s riding on the rythm of mr carlin .. (and for that reason .."i m out )
@@gmy33 who cares if he is...that's a compliment and he does it well. Everyone knows Carlin was a legend.
I bet this man is great to his partner. Super attentive.
Seriously!! hahaha that man cares!!
@Kevin Charles for the most, you are right. At this moment, you are completely wrong. A man who panders does not understand, put in time, empathize, go through what he has, been reciprocated by his wife as he has, as much as he has, and would not receive the response from the crowd that he did if he was pandering. This was honest, genuine, sincere, and a great set, written smartly, performed beautifully. So don't be the ahole that thinks and responds to it so foolishly, uncritically, and ruins yet another youtube comment thread. move on, listen again, and think again before responding.
Kevin Charles Oh dear, well aren't you the edgy one
Srsly? you got that form all this? Only thing he did, He told in "funny" way how dumb women actually are.
"A Double-0 turns down her nose at the undisciplined pig who ate a carrot last week...A Double-0 hasn't eaten since the first Bush Adminstration." OMFG.
When I am elected President! I will make dress sizes MEAN something! There will be no imaginary sizes anymore! Zero indeed!
If she's able to fit into a double-zero, she probably wasn't yet born during the first Bush administration!
Kirsten Muller not true. Some women are naturally petite. These women deserve love and respect as much as the obese woman of today. Big is beautiful, albeit unhealthy. Loving one another and supporting one another no matter what size is the answer.
@@cmr3194 She's quoting the comedy routine. I don't think it was really a stab at thin girls, it was just a joke. I'm a size 2 and I personally didn't find it offensive, I'm sure he doesn't actually think all thin girls don't eat and judge other girls
When I was a double zero I couldn't stop eating 😆 nobody warned me that my new figure of lean muscle will require so much fuel.
He is so on point about women's sizes, we dont even understand them!
As a guy, I am unsure how to well this goes over, but I think femimeter should be an actual measurement for something. I don't know what, but it sounds like it should be.
@@Ravenleaf182 the measurement of woman's approval maybe? Like "those boots are a 1000 femimeters girl!" Or "honey, your hair style is 2 femimeter look. Did you even try?"
Ravenleaf182 Or maybe women should just suck it up and deal with their sizes in real measurements. I'm a woman and I just buy men's shorts with the nice added bonus of having large enough pockets to never need a purse.
@@Primalxbeast I'm just saying, femimeter sounds like it should be a measurement of something, doesn't necessarily need to be about clothing sizes.
It always amazes me how I can be so many different sizes at once! I walk from one store to the other in the same day, and go up or down two sizes. If only I had dedicated my magical powers to something useful instead of shape-shifting. 🤷♀️
"Sadly for men, one choice too many." :D
Chris S. , LoL 😁
there is actually a 3rd option if you count tennis shoes, brown black and WHITE.
still called shoes though
That guy who laughed really hard and screamed "oh!" between 6:00 and 6:06 is the hero we all need.
But not the one deserve
From the UK. Recently discovered Dry Bar Comedy and I'm impressed with the inventive, observational, non-swearing, high quality, American humour.
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How long did it take him to learn all that by heart?!?
Sport und Anderes Probably less than he spent studying George Carlin's mannerisms and linguistic gymnastics
about 10
@@joosepnilk2717 Thank you. Like he stole a dead man's act.
Yes
@@Dirtbag-Hyena that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard
There was a great shoe commercial on German-language television once.
A woman said: "We don't have many shoes. We only have pumps, stilettos, flats, sandals, ... (continues listing kinds of shoes for what feels like minutes). And we only have one pair of those each.... per colour of course" 😄
Feels like he saw that commercial and used it
And applied the George Carlin filter to get a style.
He is one of the best Carlin-inspired comics I've ever seen!
True. I thought of Carlin while watching this.
I saw that, too. Carlin was the GOAT.
Agree 100 percent. Like Carlin if he went clean. Really amazing!
George Carlin? I would have never guessed that this comic was inspired by george carlin...
@@alvideos2145 he's pretty much impersonating carlins standup, its almost like hes stealing his jokes
"A double-zero looks down her nose at the undisciplined pig who ate a carrot last week!" Love this but sadly, I have known these girls.
When you are different sizes in different stores 😂 All I know is that Forever 21 and American Eagle have different size 9's
It’s so annoying! I’m typically a 1 or a 3 in most stores. But some stores I end up in a 5 or 6 and some I don’t bother shopping because even the 0 is too big.
Actually ladies that happens to us too. Different brands for whatever reason will have multiple sizes of the same size😐
Even for us men. Especially jeans. And now theres so many types of jeans,& styles that you have to know multiple names,& what the jeans are made of to guesstimate your size. So,in that we are equal😕
This is why I hateeeee shopping. It’s so annoying having to try on 10 pairs of pants in the same size to find the one that fits the best.
i have one pair of old navy pants that fit that are size 0 and another that fit the exact same way that are size 6
That's because women's sizes are totally made up. Some manufacturers will just make the numbers smaller, so people feel better about buying the clothes. That's exactly how size 0 came about. A 0 in America equates to a 4 in most of the world, 1 is 6, 2 is 8, 3 is 10, etc, for exactly that reason. It's mainly just marketing.
This guy was really good. Even if you don't like his style of comedy, which i do, you can see he's got talent
Obviously one part of the body is a desert, and the other must be a swamp😂😂😂😂
Hahaha the alliteration is amazing
I learned a new word.🙂
Rex: "What's smaller than zero?"
Me: "Toddler."
Rex: "Double zero."
Me: "Oh, you mean newborn."
I get some SERIOUS George Carlin vibes from him. Wow
Except clean
Yeah
Yeah, id say he was very heavily influenced by him early in his career.
I'm a woman and I didnt even know theres a Double Zero. 😂😂😂
Me neither. In the stores I shop in, I'd have better luck finding a four-leaf clover than finding anything in a size 0.
Information I will never use.
Same
Same!
I only know because my children wore a 00 in middle school (for about a week). 🤣
“sadly for men.. one choice to many”😂😂 this guy is a genius! thank u sir for making me laugh!
He's heavily inspired by Carlin, but adds his own flair to the act and manages to pull it off. Refreshing and great!
“All we know is when you got a flat, you need a pump....every woman knows periwinkle, duh, 8 colors form the big fat crayon box from 1st grade, we lost 6 of them, we’re down to black and brown.”’
Sarah Doan thanks hun but i have ears.
I'm a double zero petite (american size, I'm size S in any other part of the world), this makes me ROTFL
I usually don't like stand up that's about a single gender but this dude was Hilarious 😂😂😂
My first and only "saved as favorite" DBC bit. Reminds me of Carlin. He made every second creatively funny. Genius.
Amazing.. Is he upset or brilliant? I can only assume he's both..
he is a less pissed off version of lewis black with a mix of george carlin
Neither, he's a comedian.
Brilliantly funny. I have to admit that I have amused myself before by using periwinkle in a discussion about favorite colors just to befuddle my male friends. Also cerulean, aubergine, and carmine.
Cerulean blue was featured in an X Files episode. If your objective is to befuddle, don't use that one on nerdy types
Chartreuse, indigo, seafoam
😵 I am not girly so that can work on women too haha I dont like to overcomplicate my clothes choices, the few times I have its given me a headache 🤷
Wise man. Naming off items like the talented Mr Carlin. R.I.P. George Carlin.
I love this guy! When he says all the colors, it’s genius.
Wow! Crazy how fast he said all those colors!?!
My love for George Carlin has found another home. /me salutes you.
He needs to be a rapper...
😆😆😆
We do mix products! I usually mix my hair products.
I dont...I have wierd pet peave.
Reminds me of George Carlin: Perhaps the highest compliment ever.
“women actually have moisturizer and dehydrator” 🤣💀💀💀
I laughed so hard when he got to the dress sizes. I have a wife AND a daughter. My daughter is a .... drum roll please .... double-zero.
I also know to NEVER EVER buy my wife clothes. Or shoes. Not going to happen.
Definitely has studied George Carlin!!!
Avery Baglio I'm here for that comment
Clever comedian. How he said all that so clearly and quickly. Amazing.
Fem-a-meter...0 vs 00...lmbo! Give this man a trophy. He gets the grand prize for just knowing all the colors, shoe types, and clothing sizes...😂😂😂 Lol.
I remember Periwinkle from the 96-crayon Crayola box!
I get George Carlin vibes from him lol
This guy is hysterical 😂
Guys this mans knowledge and pronunciation of everything in this video is so fricken amazing!!!! The amount of skill needed to just list that many different items in such a short time is so impressive!
Absolutely brilliant. His pace and timing are amazing! That last joke was everything!
My dad explained men's fashion to me just like this and I was LIVID at how easy that was!!!!
Rex Havens is cute and funny.
Thumbs up for talent. Thumbs down for denigrating men. Putting someone down is not a laughing matter.
Oh my goodness, so funny! Women's sizes are pretty crazy. The inches strategy would work a lot better!
In many instances, for the modern day women, using measurements in feet might work even better.
The categories of shoes was great! He is awesome!
This bit is SUPER good!
Haha this is great! I'm actually 000 (20/21inches around the waist) so this is hilarious and relatable.
Wow my Mother in Law has a 21 inch waist- and 42 inch hips. She always laughs that nothing fits both parts of her but a wrap dress.
I love the audience engagement in this. It makes it all the more accurate when I can picture periwinkle in my mind and I knew he was going to mention size 00.
I know periwinkle and I'm a guy... and not married. Might just be cause I'm a graphics designer..
Sometimes I wish we could all just refer to colors in hex rather than have such an absurd number of names for blue.
Matthew Stinar yes. But hex is for womens' fashion choices. We men have fewer options, only octal.
You have one of the best jobs ever! I love to draw and design things, but my heart lies with criminal justice.
I'm a painter and I never use such stupid terms. I refer to all colors in their pure forms (on the color wheel). It's either a warm or cool blue that has been tinted/shaded or neutralized with it's complement or mixed with another color. At the end of the day it's only blue violet with an altered value/saturation.
@Phoenix Ultimate - We won't ask...and you don't have to tell!
He has a strong and bright future in the rap industry. His second song "Color Names" was my favorite
This dude is genuinely smart and he knows so much about women. And all the things he said about women ARE VERY TRUE.....
clicked on this thinking i'd be offended (read it as too many opinions) and couldn't stop laughing!!!!! he's hilarious omg
He’s right. Women’s sizes are ego trips. In the sixties, the pattern companies changed the numbers on sizes, trading down several numbers to pander to egos. Clothing manufacturers followed suit. Then ignorant people scoffed that Marilyn Monroe wore a size 14, and women felt better in their size 12s. Marilyn’s 14 would probably be today’s 6. I wore an 8, and the measurements on dress patterns now mean I’d have been in a size 2 in new sizing. Women are not skinnier now. The manufacturers just changed the numbers to appeal to ego, and women went for brands that made them appear thinner by using a smaller number. High school girls look fatter than my generation was, but the numbers make it appear otherwise. Smoke and mirrors.
Where do femimeters fit into the metric scale?
they dont, they are an irrational number :) I'll see myself out
It's in the same system as the ratio of leprachans to unicorns
@@ruthven78 Wow.
Somewhere between cow and whale, I believe.
@@ruthven78 That was actually better than the comic.
His speed reminds me of Carlin.
Great performance!
Congrats.
He remembers me of carlin. Good job man.
I like a lot of Dry Bar stuff, but this guys WINS. Every clip is gold.
Reminds me of, there was a Tim Allen stand-up bit that I can’t find now where he talks about women’s working options. “You can work full-time, part-time, go on maternity leave... (and he listed like half a dozen options) Men: We can work............................. (audience laughter).............. or we can go to jail. Those are our options...”
The George Carlin style delivery here is too real. It’s a great style, but the way he lists thing reminds me so much of the Carlin stand ups. This guy did more than just homework on shoes and colors!
Wow!!! He's so knowledgeable!! Amazing talk!!
Some shoes of men: loafers, penny loafers, tassel loafers, driving moccasins, moccasins, Oxfords, Derby's, brogues, wingtips, single monk strap, double monk straps, sneakers, desert boots, boots, chukkas, Chelsea boots, that is all I could recollect for now!
The carrot joke!!!!! Made me laugh so much!!!!
Somewhere Carlin is smiling :) Love this guy!!
He blows my mind, especially when he rattles off all those choices in rapid-fire succession. That audience should have been showing him WAY more love throughout.
This guy is listing things off like a PG George Carlin! Props.
Great delivery.
this guy's a genius, and tbh he's underrated with such a good memory
His delivery instantly reminds me of Carlin's style
WAUW, THIS GUY REALLY UNDERSTANDS WOMAN 💖
Impressive list of colours!
When he spews out all the colors, he sounds like the chorus of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat!! LOL!
Us women need to have a revolution to obtain rational sizing like men get to enjoy. Equality!
he's so talented! i can so see him getting a netflix special and KILLING it!
The "pft! Black and Brown!" Had me dead 😂😂😂😂
This is amazing.
This is absolutely hysterical! Couldn't stop laughing!
I AM EXCEEDINGLY IMPRESSED WITH HIS MEMORY!
So reminiscent of George Carlin. Love it
Reminds me of Carlin! Good!
This guy should be a rapper. He speaks incredibly fast.
Haha, I still come back here for this genius
Wow i never realized this before, but he is so Carlin-esque. He even stands like him
He's a clean George Carlin. Amazing routine!
He pulled a Georgy Carlin in this set.
Lol you dont know how many hrs i worked out at the gym- to be able to walk in a clothing store & when they ask if i need help...I SAY WHY YES IM LOOKING FOR A SIZE "ZERO" "0" & i might need a double zero😀so empowering🌹
Reminds me very much of George Carlin, and Ron White. I love it.
He should've sung the shoe types and colors to These are A Few of My Favorite Things
0 & 00 ...reminds me of my Coty setting powder: Translucent & Extra Translucent (Or as I like to call it, "See Through & Extra See Through". 😊)
I'm a size 00 literally got up at 4am to cook a full meal cause 6 hours is way too long to go without food when you have zero body fat 😭😭
Carlin vibes all over! Love it
Almost George Carlin level at listing things! Respect.
For men that know welding cables - a 0 (1/0) cable is big, a 00 (2/0) cable is bigger. Just the opposite of womens sizes