When You Make Bad Decisions. Matt Falk

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  • Опубликовано: 12 ноя 2024

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  • @Jaden-up3bg
    @Jaden-up3bg 5 лет назад +433

    I loved his fast pace.. didn't feel forced at all, very impressed!

    • @JaysonT1
      @JaysonT1 5 лет назад +4

      Actually, I thought there was a very slight force throughout it, very pronounced with the London joke at the beginning. Good material but I feel he's following stereotypical stand-up delivery which implies/gives a slight forced feel.

    • @muhammadmustafiz8040
      @muhammadmustafiz8040 5 лет назад +4

      @@JaysonT1 if it's throughout, that implies that it IS his chosen pace. 🙄

  • @silajeep1
    @silajeep1 5 лет назад +183

    Very clever with his British accents, and I liked the use of the mike stand to lecture with lol

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird Год назад +1

      *mic
      Short for “microphone”

  • @mitsuomits9077
    @mitsuomits9077 5 лет назад +283

    This guy gave me the impression that I've just seen a stand up comedian for the firts time ever, that's how original his material + delivery seem to me 😂😂😂

    • @MichealVakas
      @MichealVakas 5 лет назад +5

      Mitsuo Mits yea. He’s awesome. Hope he becomes well known to many people

  • @tamraarmstrong1433
    @tamraarmstrong1433 5 лет назад +284

    " I was not supposed to cough it up. I was supposed to let darkness overcome me." 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @emilyellington7286
    @emilyellington7286 5 лет назад +36

    "ALRRRIGHT, COMMENCE PHASE THRRREE!!!" So many great parts but this one gets me to crying EVERYTIME🤣😭🤣

  • @Jaden-up3bg
    @Jaden-up3bg 5 лет назад +545

    I stagger, I'm crying, my mascara is running 😂😂😂😂

  • @5h0wmanX
    @5h0wmanX 5 лет назад +242

    Finally someone that’s honest-to-God hilarious and not forcing it
    Definitely gonna check out this guy’s special

  • @TheDellaniOakes
    @TheDellaniOakes 2 года назад +1

    I found this a couple years ago and revisit it often. I recommend the entire special, it's hilarious. This man continues to make me laugh, and I love it.

  • @Irony1284
    @Irony1284 5 лет назад +71

    The "verschluck"-part made me cry-laugh so hard, I fell from the couch... 😆 still laughing at this point 😂😂

  • @ruthrichardson9717
    @ruthrichardson9717 5 лет назад +260

    "And the lady's jewels,"
    "Give him your jewels, honey!"

    • @mww22410
      @mww22410 5 лет назад +5

      Ruth Richardson I laugh at that part every time I watch this. 😂

    • @hmdchy
      @hmdchy 4 года назад +2

      @@mww22410 I just watched the video and your comment was a quotation of something was said in the video that I just watched... very nice!

  • @XCM666
    @XCM666 5 лет назад +539

    Took me a while to realize the word he keeps repeating relates to the German word "verschlucken" which literally means "to misswallow".

    • @velocitygirl8551
      @velocitygirl8551 5 лет назад +1

      Dennis Clausen r u sure?

    • @dragoncurveenthusiast
      @dragoncurveenthusiast 5 лет назад +48

      @@velocitygirl8551 I'm a native German speaker and I can confirm.

    • @davidpeterson5472
      @davidpeterson5472 5 лет назад +38

      @@velocitygirl8551 Mennonites have a German/Dutch origin, so it makes sense.

    • @velocitygirl8551
      @velocitygirl8551 5 лет назад +6

      I asked this BEFORE I watched the entire thing, so I thought you were talking about an earlier section and I was wondering what word you were talking about! I get it now, ty! Bravo 😊

    • @texassugarandvice8006
      @texassugarandvice8006 5 лет назад +6

      Thanks for the translation.. I had no idea what that word was.

  • @layna-heyhey
    @layna-heyhey 5 лет назад +90

    This was so well delivered. Good upload, Dry Bar.

  • @firewheels90
    @firewheels90 5 лет назад +17

    I was in tears in the "Verschluckt" part of the joke!!!! MUST FIND MORE MATT FALK CONTENT!!

  • @adegbenroagoro5180
    @adegbenroagoro5180 5 лет назад +9

    My first love as a teen-ager was a Canadian Menonite. Father was a pastor. Lovely folks. This guy has great talent.

  • @adorahowell7223
    @adorahowell7223 5 лет назад +253

    He is insanely hilarious. I haven't laughed like this in a while

  • @trio910
    @trio910 5 лет назад +3

    This guy is hands down my favorite act on Dry Bar Comedy, and I've definitely seen some good ones. I watched this a week ago and cried so much I had to pause to catch my breath. Rewatched it again with my brother today--you know the comedy is good if you laugh even harder the second time around. We were rocking back and forth and just couldn't keep it together. This guy is SO good 🤣🤣

  • @victorialove9104
    @victorialove9104 5 лет назад +47

    So very funny. And so well done. An amazing talent.

  • @krisztinaszilasi7621
    @krisztinaszilasi7621 5 лет назад +3

    Talented singer, actor, comedian. Hilarious! Thank you!

  • @4UABBY
    @4UABBY 5 лет назад +62

    We had an understanding that I was gonna just have to die!! Priceless! 😂😂😂

    • @kirizorin
      @kirizorin 5 лет назад +5

      It was a beautiful moment.

    • @Juhani139
      @Juhani139 5 лет назад +3

      Best line ever! :D

  • @timheangman6063
    @timheangman6063 5 лет назад +14

    How have I not heard of him before so original and hilarious!

  • @chelseavaughn2758
    @chelseavaughn2758 5 лет назад +108

    Dude is a drama nerd and it shows. 😂

  • @1lobster
    @1lobster 5 лет назад +333

    "if you hate London" I'm pretty sure everyone with even a molecule of Scottish heritage is laughing their butt off right now.

    • @G0DofRock
      @G0DofRock 5 лет назад +4

      Didnt sound like a single person laughed at that opener..

    • @1lobster
      @1lobster 5 лет назад +26

      Matthew shut up. that's not the point. the point is Scottish people.

    • @G0DofRock
      @G0DofRock 5 лет назад +8

      @@1lobster Actually I think the point is you found it funny.

    • @timheangman6063
      @timheangman6063 5 лет назад +4

      I’m half scot and proud!

    • @M_SC
      @M_SC 5 лет назад +5

      No they’re laughing their arse off

  • @alexwebster7973
    @alexwebster7973 5 лет назад +8

    He's now my favourite dry bar comedy comedian! Such a natural!

  • @chrystout
    @chrystout 5 лет назад +4

    This dude quickly became one of my favorites. Good show, lad, very good show.

  • @OttomanWarriorWoman
    @OttomanWarriorWoman 5 лет назад +71

    Hilarious and brilliant. I feel terrible that London traumatized him! If he ever wants to come to Leeds or Manchester to do a comedy show, I'd be first in line to buy tickets. Trying to hold in the laughter on the train, sadly people are giving me strange looks.

    • @stardogMLB
      @stardogMLB 5 лет назад +3

      They're jokes I'm sure... he probably had a great time.
      I went when I was in high school and had the time of my life. Very friendly people although a bit cynical toward Americans.

  • @NamedForANightmare
    @NamedForANightmare 5 лет назад +2

    More of him please, he's delightful!!!

  • @alitabattlechicken9732
    @alitabattlechicken9732 5 лет назад +183

    I rather like this gentleman

    • @mbirbaamuasi
      @mbirbaamuasi 5 лет назад +18

      I totally imagined this being said with a "proper" British accent.😂

    • @UltraSuperDuperFreak
      @UltraSuperDuperFreak 5 лет назад +1

      @@mbirbaamuasi Funny, i was more amused by the photo and user name based on a movie lol. Love that movies (Alita Battle Angel)

  • @ctheforest
    @ctheforest 5 лет назад +105

    At times he sounds like the parrot from Aladdin 😂 it's so great

    • @wii1245
      @wii1245 5 лет назад +6

      Christina Vyzinkar you mean Iago?

    • @ctheforest
      @ctheforest 5 лет назад +2

      @@wii1245 yessssssir!

    • @yeeaahBUDDY
      @yeeaahBUDDY 5 лет назад +7

      Oh children, you mean Gilbert Gottfried.

    • @wii1245
      @wii1245 5 лет назад +5

      yeeaahBUDDY yep. I think he is also the voice of Pain from "Hercules".

    • @itsyaboinadia
      @itsyaboinadia 5 лет назад +3

      And sometimes like scar

  • @-Princesse-
    @-Princesse- 5 лет назад +16

    One of my favorites, hands down!

  • @meaganwoolstrum2897
    @meaganwoolstrum2897 5 лет назад +43

    “Don’t you dare.” “I am just gonna have to die.”

  • @LambieSamba
    @LambieSamba 5 лет назад +34

    Dude's got a voice!

  • @kitcat9447
    @kitcat9447 5 лет назад +31

    100% my favorite person on Dry Bar 😂

  • @nataliep4418
    @nataliep4418 5 лет назад +28

    "Will you PLEASE pull up your pants!" I just had my own problem right there! 😂

  • @TheSuburban15
    @TheSuburban15 5 лет назад +64

    "It's just a long horrible ditch that leads nowhere."
    LOL. XDDD

  • @lindypierce3766
    @lindypierce3766 5 лет назад +13

    I laughed until I cried for the first time in a long time. Thank you very much!!!

  • @reehatyonin
    @reehatyonin 5 лет назад +22

    "ALRIGHT, COMMENCE PHASE THREE"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wii1245
      @wii1245 5 лет назад +1

      Ninoy Taheer verschucle in 3....2....1....

  • @jakeknelsen2318
    @jakeknelsen2318 5 лет назад +2

    The delivery of this skit was spot on!
    Really good!!

  • @BabyGirl18069
    @BabyGirl18069 5 лет назад +7

    I laughed so hard I’m crying and have a happy headache. I’m going to see if there’s a full show.

    • @MorganJServices
      @MorganJServices 5 лет назад +1

      I know, right? I saw stars from laughing so full throttle! Download the Dry Bar Comedy Act. You can watch his whole show set over and over and over..........

    • @lettucewarship7632
      @lettucewarship7632 3 года назад

      There is a full show up now if it wasnt up back then.

  • @christiangibbs1482
    @christiangibbs1482 4 года назад +1

    I still think this is the best 10 minutes of comedy ever recorded.

  • @katiedrake76
    @katiedrake76 5 лет назад +14

    I'm crying, I'm laughing, my cheeks hurt, and my ribs ache. I haven't laughed like this is far too long!

  • @Toni__Silver
    @Toni__Silver 5 лет назад +17

    As a german the "verschluck“ was the funniest thing ^^

  • @paulinaszczesniak6964
    @paulinaszczesniak6964 4 года назад +5

    I'm eating a soup watching this, almost verschluckt 2 times 😂

  • @rajjaelawrence
    @rajjaelawrence 5 лет назад +17

    Love guy he makes it look effortless👍👍👍😂😂😂

  • @01Paulsgirl
    @01Paulsgirl 5 лет назад +20

    This guy is really talented - and he's pretty funny, too! :-)

  • @jantucker9557
    @jantucker9557 4 года назад

    I love his energy, he never gives you time to breathe between jokes!!

  • @uphylme9350
    @uphylme9350 5 лет назад +5

    "my mom mee sah I ah miraco!"...love that part. His timing reminds me of the late John Pinet

    • @lilythatlittlecat
      @lilythatlittlecat 5 лет назад +1

      Loved Pinette!
      I was getting John Ritter & Pete Holmes vibes.

  • @3DCGdesign
    @3DCGdesign 5 лет назад +3

    I recognized 4 or 5 different comedians I love heavily influencing his act here but it was well delivered.

  • @jlehtinen9453
    @jlehtinen9453 5 лет назад +6

    He is hilarious! 😂 I have found a new favorite comedian.

  • @retiredtom1654
    @retiredtom1654 5 лет назад

    Great job Matt. What a pleasure to hear good funny jokes without cussing. Thanks!

  • @1MinuteFlipDoc
    @1MinuteFlipDoc 5 лет назад +13

    This guy could have a career on network sitcoms real easy.

  • @mrs5046
    @mrs5046 5 лет назад +3

    So funny!! Love him..all original jokes!!! Put him on Netflix!!!

  • @ChrisBattrick
    @ChrisBattrick 5 лет назад +3

    Boris is thinking, after watching evolution of this act, is quite sure to be best delivery so far. Am Wishing I had been there. Very well done, my bro... very well done ‘indeed’!

  • @alexxhristova
    @alexxhristova 4 года назад +1

    i have watched this several times so far. i still laughed so hard i ended up crying again

  • @daddyosink4413
    @daddyosink4413 5 лет назад +2

    I enjoyed very "blue" comedy when I was younger, not so much in my 40s. Dry bar is AWESOME!

  • @iDana256
    @iDana256 5 лет назад +6

    I’m bawling. He’s good 😂🙌🏼🙌🏼

  • @sweetart0811
    @sweetart0811 5 лет назад +5

    YESSSSSS, Menno reference!!! And I have done that SO many times!

  • @klaasinsession
    @klaasinsession 5 лет назад +33

    "Four-star Michelin-tier" LOL! New levels of the guide's ranking

  • @annasthoughtsandmusicalpar2239
    @annasthoughtsandmusicalpar2239 5 лет назад +4

    Omg, that was amazing... So hard to get and keep my water in my mouth.

  • @agneswanjiku8865
    @agneswanjiku8865 3 года назад +1

    This is my favorite. 😂😂😂😂it's like the first time I heard it all over again,each time. 23rd Feb 2021

  • @laurenhowell318
    @laurenhowell318 5 лет назад +1

    i don’t usually laugh at comedians, maybe a slight chuckle here and there, but this guy is downright hilarious! not to mention that he seems to be genuinely having a good time rather than trying to force funny.

  • @denoro.
    @denoro. 5 лет назад +24

    "that Maggie Thatcher joke ....i know my demografic " . That's fun and evil and you need balls to say that to your audience. I loved it.

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 5 лет назад +2

      denoro *demographic

    • @denoro.
      @denoro. 5 лет назад +1

      @@calisongbird you funny guy. Thank you .

  • @claritycentral
    @claritycentral 5 лет назад +20

    You have him in your family...you don't need TV 😂😂😂

  • @laurencemajor4837
    @laurencemajor4837 3 года назад

    Loved loved loved this. And as a Londoner, you do the accent well. Brilliant mate x

  • @geoffkinsey9310
    @geoffkinsey9310 5 лет назад +25

    You're a natural! Very funny😂

  • @airport862
    @airport862 5 лет назад +22

    This "cracked" me up.

  • @leahthompson7930
    @leahthompson7930 3 года назад

    @mattfaulk I cannot imagine how many times you've rehearsed this to be seamless. If there is a God, he needs to put you in movies or better yet a comedy series!
    Big Love

  • @rebeccahherdener2068
    @rebeccahherdener2068 5 лет назад +21

    LOL!😂😂😂
    This guy is HILARIOUS!😂😂😂😂
    Phashlook made me laugh WAY hard... Like... Phashlook hard.😂😂😂☠️

    • @morehn
      @morehn 5 лет назад

      farshlook. german gets a far for emphasis.

    • @rebeccahherdener2068
      @rebeccahherdener2068 5 лет назад +2

      Lol. I just put my bit of spelling on it. But u spell and say it however u like.💜

    • @rebeccahherdener2068
      @rebeccahherdener2068 5 лет назад +3

      @but why because I didn't. Why be a harpy about it? Live and let live bruh.
      If I'd have known how to spell it,i probably would have used proper spelling.
      Im gonna be honest here...are we in school? Does it truely matter?
      It's just a comment on RUclips sweetie. Be like Elsa. Let it go dude.

    • @rebeccahherdener2068
      @rebeccahherdener2068 5 лет назад

      @but why thanks. Didn't realise I needed ur permission to be an adult and do as I please.
      Especially seeing as you understood the word I meant to use.
      Which the point of language is to speak and understand one another.
      So the point of language was successful...no?

  • @Liz-cmc313
    @Liz-cmc313 5 лет назад +19

    Very talented 🤣.... Im watching it again as type.

  • @menelmacar3
    @menelmacar3 5 лет назад +1

    Honestly, I was not expecting this one to be as funny as it was, but I nearly busted my gut laughing so much!

  • @Grianan66
    @Grianan66 5 лет назад

    I love this guy! I have binge watched all his videos on his private channel and had seen this bit over there already, but still doubled over laughing at it again! Now to figure out how to spell that word, because I'm definitely the one in my family!

  • @VioletJoy
    @VioletJoy 5 лет назад +7

    His routine reminds me so much of a few shows I've been watching lately, all of which are British. We've been watching them with the subtitles on, which only helps sometimes. LOL. It's supposed to be English, but it SO isn't. 😂

    • @VioletJoy
      @VioletJoy 5 лет назад

      @Speaking Truth Wrong? Do you mean "incorrectly"? If so, that's not what I meant at all. Between the strong accent and the English sayings (including slang), it almost seems like another language. LOL

    • @VioletJoy
      @VioletJoy 5 лет назад

      @Speaking Truth Yeah, I'm lost. 🤷‍♀️

  • @maryj7423
    @maryj7423 4 года назад +1

    AHAHAAAAA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING he's a great voice actor!!

  • @RcascadeD
    @RcascadeD 5 лет назад +1

    I really like this guy and how we sings a bunch ❤️❤️

  • @nurukanja1488
    @nurukanja1488 5 лет назад +2

    Such a funny sweet hilarious soul...!!!!!

  • @yvetterae6249
    @yvetterae6249 5 лет назад +3

    Thank you DryBar for these longer bits! Matt you're hilarious - from a Brit ;)

  • @robertsteinberger
    @robertsteinberger 4 года назад +3

    I was just waiting for him to start singing "hello there, the angel from my nightmare"

  • @LadyPrincessDiana
    @LadyPrincessDiana 5 лет назад +5

    I laughed so hard whew, I'm gonna be in a good mood for the rest of the day 😆

  • @blueredyoyo
    @blueredyoyo 5 лет назад +1

    I am like your mother! I verschluck on air, and my kids get worried but grossed out. Happy to learn a new word! You have a beautiful singing voice.
    Edit: I had to rewatch the part where you did the clothing store music b/c it was so accurate and I hate it!

  • @amberscoutstarwatcher
    @amberscoutstarwatcher 2 года назад +1

    Trying to understand my uncle who is from Scotland the first time I met him was interesting. My aunt had to translate half of what he said, I slowly learned how to understand him but he's been in the U.S for so long he doesn't speak as fast as his family in Scotland do and they tease him about it!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kipthecourtjester
    @kipthecourtjester 5 лет назад

    One of the best comedians I’ve ever seen.

  • @Shr00mi3-Nyx
    @Shr00mi3-Nyx 3 года назад

    Im just now seeing this and man he has rolling! I wish he had a full special cause I was laughing so hard in this 4 minute time span I loved it

  • @ChemoshKamos
    @ChemoshKamos 5 лет назад +7

    I need to add "Fushluck" to my vocabulary, it's hilarious!

  • @meganjaime7728
    @meganjaime7728 4 года назад +2

    I’m crying my mascara’s running...my wife says, you okay?

  • @1MinuteFlipDoc
    @1MinuteFlipDoc 5 лет назад +11

    " I come from Canada " - aha, now the nice boy personality makes sense.

  • @Endlessvoidsutidos
    @Endlessvoidsutidos 5 лет назад +3

    wow so many voices this guy is amazing XD

  • @SaharaCaliSara
    @SaharaCaliSara 5 лет назад +1

    OMG 😂 I loved this!!! I literally laughed so hard my checks and abs hurt! Love this guy

  • @cherylcarlson3315
    @cherylcarlson3315 5 лет назад +2

    Great singing voice! Great pacing

  • @Concetta20
    @Concetta20 5 лет назад +3

    I verschulked trying to eat and watching this at the same time.

  • @summerhanks3902
    @summerhanks3902 5 лет назад +9

    I'm the phashlooker in the family! And I'm the mom!! Thanks Matt, this is so funny :D

  • @Timetraveler1111MN
    @Timetraveler1111MN 5 лет назад +7

    10:08 his face expression is so spectacular!!

  • @DelbertStinkfester
    @DelbertStinkfester 5 лет назад

    I am so glad I found this channel....Best comedy on the internet....So So funny

  • @robertboekee8733
    @robertboekee8733 5 лет назад +12

    Hardest I've laughed in a long time in dry bar

  • @kathysarden2689
    @kathysarden2689 5 лет назад +3

    Fashluked sounds Yiddish! This guy is hilarious!!

  • @flickercrab5704
    @flickercrab5704 5 лет назад

    Matt Falk, it's nice to meet you. I know that I am witnessing the budding of a phenomenal career of a superstar in his beginning. Welcome to the world of comedy. We've been waiting for you. The mic is hot.

  • @micheleg768
    @micheleg768 4 года назад +1

    Thank you Matt!! I really needed a good hard laugh. No lie I cried I laughed so hard😂😂🎁

  • @805Coastal
    @805Coastal 5 лет назад +1

    This guy is great!!! I've watched his special 3 times! Download the app :) and remember to tip! The specials are sooooooo funny!!

  • @nickstaley96
    @nickstaley96 5 лет назад +4

    Funniest comedy act I've heard in a while.

  • @vgilalejandria
    @vgilalejandria 5 лет назад +1

    Oh my god... It was so good....I cried so much

  • @LuigiHilaire
    @LuigiHilaire 5 лет назад +2

    Jesus This guy is extraordinary! British impression is on point

  • @puppetshack4931
    @puppetshack4931 5 лет назад +1

    Ok THIS guy is hilarious!!!!!! And clean that’s hard to do. Way to go man!

    • @cl759
      @cl759 5 лет назад +1

      What do you find clean about a butt crack?

    • @puppetshack4931
      @puppetshack4931 5 лет назад

      Lidija Cullen lol.......the fact he’s not cussing up & down with it & using innuendos.