I Made The Worst Parenting Choices - 3 Random Games
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- Опубликовано: 18 мар 2021
- I don't know why these apps are the top rated games but I do know being a mom is hard.
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"it looks like someone put a firework in a delly meat sandwich! *Baby cries* OH GOD" best line ever
this is the greatest
Correction: “it looks like someone set off a firework in a deli sandwich”
pop *baby cries* OH GOD
wish he had shown it
I like how captain sauce doesn’t always play mainstream games and likes to branch out and discover more levels of the gaming iceberg
I mean he does play mainstream games every once in awhile.
@@ednabridgeman2375 yeah but not all the time
@@lalallama171 how is your relationship with white tip shark with internet access
@@harrisfinnder2032 good
You're right about that
"it looks like somebody set of a firework in a deli meat sandwich" thats the cap we all know and love
Ikr
@HiroHunter cap did that to save our sanity and to not cause youtube to burst into flames
Yep
@@corymusselman3333 I wanted to see it tho
@@kylerucinski9171 hold up
Just imagine you’re watching a child and they get dirty and the parent says “wait here” and comes back with a FUCKING HOSE ON FULL BLAST
Lmao
a fucking fire hose not a garden hose a fire hose those shit have a lot of pressure about 290 psi compared to a garden hose 80
That be haileous
@@emotinaloats8010 so the pressure would probably knock the baby straight into the wall most likely killing him or just from the force he would probably also die
elecric sounds like a Pokémon move called “hydro push”
*names child blue waffle Gucci* Child breaks down Cap: I am trying
Blue waffle.... Gucci
@@Tweedle-Stupid I would break down too If my mom gave me that DISGUSTING name.
so true 🤣🤣
@@cringefurry.331 I know that's why I called it a disgusting name.
“I’M NOT PREGNANT, DON’T CHECK!!!!”😂😂😂😂
1:25
12:34
Yo i am your first sub
Is that what your mom said
mother sees there new born child, a doctor said "what do you want to name him?" mom" Blue waffle gucci" baby continues to jump out the window.
*NOO!* Don’t jump!
* grabs camera *
Ok, jump now!
@@theguywhoasked2352 ya
This made me laugh out loud
@Michael Thayerso what its funny
Choices in mobile games be like:
What should i eat?
1- meat and salad
2- burger
3- *R A T*
Eat the rat -9 month old child
He named his kid blue waffle, and was surprised when it was upset
Percy Jackson would love blue waffles because he likes anything that's blue
@@anamariaapostol Holy crap I can't believe someone just made a Percy Jackson reference
No,he named him “Blue-Waffle-Gucci” he would have loved blue waffle,but the baby hates Gucci
@@Lightning7112 Are you kidding? It's my favorite book series!❤️❤️❤️
Actually big waffle gucci
Imagine introducing that kid on the streets.
"what's your child's name?"
"Blue Waffle Gucci"
"..."
At least he’s more expensive on the dark web
The "IT LOOKS LIKE A FIREWORK WENT OFF IN A DELI SANDWITCH" killed me
Yup
Cap wishes it killed the baby too
"I'm never been a pregnant women before"
Captainsauce 2021
Same here man. Same here.
I haven't either
Hes not wrong, I think
@Logan Viguie prove it
@@thebelowaveragesaibamen3286 the name proves it
Only Captain Sauce‘s baby would have those dead eyes
Oop88p89oó
In tabs8
Sorry tabs
Captainsauce: I have a really smart baby! *A few seconds later... Baby draws on himself* kid: LOOK MA IM A WRAPPER
Lil' blue waffle
Lil' blue wap
lil' churro
"it looks like somebody set off a firecracker in a deli meat sandwich" honestly just made me laugh till I couldn't breathe, and then some
Its always my favorite part of the day when Cap uploads
Cool
Yea its never the same when there are the days where he doesnt, i always look forward to this
oh you sweet child
16:42 "I think he almost got beamed up to the enterprise but he's looking alright"
Quote of the day
Cap: I'm really trying here.
Me: Are you sure about that?
1% effort is still trying
Day 37 of telling captain sauce that he’s cool and epic and the best
Keep it yp
Day 37 to say to spammer to shut up
Good job keep it up
When is day 69 😂
Day 1 of telling eddykidplayz
You know something is off when his upload schedule goes from 7 to 5 my time
It’s 9 to 6 my time
Mine is 6 to 8
11 to 7 in my time
Lemme guess, U.S?
@@kelsedraws5141 yup Midwest
hello everyone hope you enjoy this epic video
whoever is reading this
Stfu bot.
Thank you!
@@billybob4532 dude r u okay r u so mad
If you are not a bot say "Pineapples on pizza are GREAT!!!"
69420
Seeing CaptainSauce pop up on my recommended made my day 100x better. We love you CaptainSauce!!!
same here
@@Stave1 Haha typo
@@Stave1 I fixed it
10:30 never been so horrified and curious at the same time not sure I want to see what cap saw
if you see this you made it right on time
Hello
Delete this in 19 minutes
Nice
Get cap to make a game or ask dani to play karlson
@@goatgang6461 preach
"What kind of shitty wishes do you think a diaper genie grants"
Captainsauce 2021
Judging by the fact he’s Canadian I’m curious and also concerned why this uploads I’m the morning for an Australian
6pm here in EST, sicne he's in New Brunswick it'd be around 7-8ish if my time zones are correct by the time he uploaded this
@@thedragonofcanada6659 wait where is that?
@@kylerucinski9171 what? New Brunswick? it's a part of the Maritimes, it's a Province, basically ... Basically, here in Canada, we do not have states, we have Provinces and Territories, CAP has stated before that he is in the Province of New Brunswick, which is why I mentioned it ... TL;DR, Canada's States
@@thedragonofcanada6659 when did he mention it?and do u know what city?
@@kylerucinski9171 I'm pretty sure he's in St. John's.
I have been given sauce, er captain sauce that is
That’s something I can see in my nightmare
Just wanted to say thank you! I really appreciate all of your videos!
C.s: I got nothing absolutely nothing LOOK WHAT THEY SID TO SANTA
me: *wheezeing and lmao*
“Look what they did to Santa” best quote
0:43 i like how he did the voice
Water check: Drink water
currently am
I was so surprised and he said he wasn’t a woman
I know right the beard just convinced me he was female
@@theguywhoasked2352 I know that beard is such a woman’s beard it had me convinced
"How should I get there?
1: take a cab Or 2: RUN!!"
CAPS- 2021
Am I the only one who is laughing at CaptainSauce's humor in jokes and insults?
There are 40 weeks in pregnancy since you asked. Unless you're me then its 20 to 30 weeks because all my kids came premature.
Is that healthy? Me and my wife haven’t had kids yet but my sister is pregnant and is worried about.... everything I guess and she might want to know
@@jacksonkirk8440 I'm very young and had my first kids when I was 16 so its semi normal but if your older and get the right care unlike me then she will be fine
Cap you are great!!!! Keep making videos and making everyone’s life’s a little bit better
Also(spoiler alert) at 15:48 he says “show you how the sausage is made”. Am I crazy or is that a Hamilton reference?
Let me rephrase. I know I’m crazy, I’m asking if I’m hearing things that cap isn’t saying
11:48
Baby: "LOOK MA! I'M A RAPPER!"
Me: "69's not a rapper."
What I really like about your channel and what makes you different is that you are real, you clearly love your fans, and your jokes are hilarious. So thank you :)
Man, you show try voice acting, you’ve got a big name for yourself, maybe you could land a spot.
You’re very talented, don’t forget that!
Cap:do u like mustard no mustard make u stupid but he did like it tho I'm dyeing rn omg
Nice job Captain sauce! I have been subscribed since 700k and you have been the entertainment of my life! Thank you!
"Listen here Blue Waffle Gucci if you're gonna grow up in a Sauce household you better learn to appreciate some sauce"
-CaptainSauce, 2021
I knew someone was gonna post a video like right now just i didnt know who and i got bored of waiting
YEETUS DELEETUS THERE ONCE WAS A FEETUS
I like how captain sauce doesn’t over or under edit and his jokes always make me laugh so cap keep it up
CaptainSauce Laughing brings joy to my soul
It’s been 2 minute since he posted and he has over 150 likes lol
Finally he’s back yaaayyyy
He was gonna 3 days..
It’s only been a few days
@@undjrated4306 I can't live without watching captain sauce he's the only thing that brings joy to my life every since I was a child
@@dandude5407 okay...
This is my favorite series by you Keep it up
"It looks like somebody set off a firework in a deli meat sandwich" -Captainsauce, 2021
Damn this is really early
2 random games
When cap responded to spank the baby felt so genuine
I needed this, been too long without Sauce.
Wow! This is so... early.
Not complaining, it's just... strange.
Made you look!
GET THIS TO THE TOPPPP
Please bring back the old classics
No one has even watched the whole thing yet and people are still commenting lmao
i like trains
WAIT NO NO DO-
I love the ending where you are searching for a game to play but are commenting on the games that came up when you searched for a 3rd game 🤣🤣
When i see a new captainsause video, I’m like, “aw yeah, time to watch a grown man go insane”. Also, when cap said Henry, I kept rewatching that part because it’s nice to have him say my name.
Just from the cover o can tell that this is an interesting video
Yep
Omg love u captain so glad im this early
🐟 for them 👍
Hey sauce I just wanted to say thanks you have really helped me get through these last couple years and withought you I would be a lot less happy so just remember you have made so many peoples lives better.
cap i was on my bad side today you made me happy again thank you
hi
Wow noice yr first here have a burrito 🌯
“Last time I interacted with a child was when I was one” *forgets the time he got noticed by a fan on the subway*
All I have learned from this is Captain should never have kids
15:52
You didn’t brake his scales, you broke his balance
Once again great original content he even put a twist on three random games making it two random games
I think just the EXTREMELY high quality of Blue Waffle Gucci more than makes up for 2/3 random games. Like that was enough, I would have done 20 minutes of Blue Waffle Gucci honest. Thanks for the laugh :)
Did not expect a video this early but still appreaciated
Really funny thank you for playing those random games for us it was really funny I enjoyed it thank you keep up the good work
Honestly could have played the santa game with that intro and no one would have complained
Loved the video CaptainSauce! Please keep this series going, your jokes are Fricking hilarious!
CaptainSauce: "They're Sims, They're Terrifying Sims at that!"
zooms in on the Nurse
Me: " *It's BARBARA!* how did she make it into Life of Kevin?!?"
Have a great spring break captainsauce
Funny enough I actually am named after my dad’s favorite color. Bruno in german means brown... my Grandparents lost their minds
Yeah i waited so long for this
"Why do we fall down master Bruce so we can get back up but no I push you down and you cry ya lil' shit"
- Captainsauce 2021
14:41 Cap, I thought you were gonna give the baby ketchup, just to live up to your name.
15:09 nevermind
I absolutly love the "three random games" :)
I was just watching the 3 random games and got a face full of the ads
7:42 / 21:16 into vid, me; "wait... that choise made the ingeligent go all the way from nearly full, straight to dead!"" XD
More of the weirdest series on the internet, great way to relax before bed.
cap i just wonted to say (even tho this may be wierd) im proud of u, i remember when u had only 500-1k subs and to see u grow into 2.12M subs is just awsome to see ur doing so so so good and keep up the good work
I think I figured out the most amazing Threat ever “I hope both sides of your pillow are warm at night”
LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO SANTA!!!
best quote ever xD you must play it!
I think you saw that demented Santa as payback for giving that baby nightmares
i love Captainsauce I no joke cried of laughing when he said the push the baby back down again he would make a great father lol
3 random games is the best video series on the internet
Prove me wrong
This is the best series
i am like never early on ur vids so being 16 mins early is like epikness
how did this guy just like my comment in 3 milliseconds bru
This is definitely my favorite video
"Lil blue waffle," my favorite line
This is the one of the funniest vids I’ve ever seen especially the end
18:10 lmaooo I cant believe he did snitch 9 like that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
"It looks like someone set off a firework inside a deli meat sandwich" And that was how cap was born