I Tried To Teach The Dumbest Class - 3 Random Games

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  • Опубликовано: 13 дек 2024

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  • @PunnyKara
    @PunnyKara 2 года назад +211

    I have been laughing for over 15 minutes at the fact he tried to fail the kids diorama volcano things, and it didn't fail. The fact that you could see all joy in that moment drain from his face and get replaced with disappointment and confusion. I love this channel so much.

    • @Tommylubbe08
      @Tommylubbe08 2 года назад +2

      It wasn’t that funny not to be rude

    • @nickieashworth5886
      @nickieashworth5886 2 года назад +3

      Fart videos of I they are the s

    • @Thatnamibian
      @Thatnamibian Год назад +2

      @@nickieashworth5886 what?

    • @YaBoiWolf_YT
      @YaBoiWolf_YT Год назад +4

      @@nickieashworth5886 r/ihadastroke

    • @TheSunkenShipWreck
      @TheSunkenShipWreck Год назад +1

      ​@@YaBoiWolf_YT15 hrs ago you commented this on a 3 random games video

  • @kindakyana2372
    @kindakyana2372 4 года назад +110

    I liked the ending of the last game, the subtle racism from the person checking the dudes id. Even if you don't look like it if you have a similar name of the thing you're trying not to be, they always check ya

  • @AAYY-bo1ii
    @AAYY-bo1ii 4 года назад +674

    1:53
    *shows canada*
    Girl: a bunch of ice
    *no no, she's got a point*

  • @Markus012
    @Markus012 4 года назад +76

    I’m so happy 3 random games is still a thing! Thank you CaptainSauce!!

  • @badwahs2578
    @badwahs2578 3 года назад +60

    The guy who has to clean up after every TABG game:

    • @Ben_5215
      @Ben_5215 2 месяца назад +1

      The guy who has to clean up every Gore game

  • @ultimate_dman3514
    @ultimate_dman3514 4 года назад +55

    “I’m gonna pick Dora so if I flirt with one of the students, I won’t go to jail for it”
    -CaptainSauce 2020

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 4 года назад

      You have good taste in RUclipsrs Todoroki

    • @ultimate_dman3514
      @ultimate_dman3514 4 года назад

      @@amandapanda5087 don’t tell Bakugou I was ever here. He told me not to go on RUclips, and thank you

    • @TheCarrsonShow735
      @TheCarrsonShow735 4 года назад

      @@ultimate_dman3514 Who da hell is bakuguo

    • @chevyx-ph4nv
      @chevyx-ph4nv 3 года назад

      @@ultimate_dman3514 hahahahahahahahahaha

  • @philipo.9314
    @philipo.9314 4 года назад +317

    *I tried to teach the dumbest class.*
    Flat Earthers: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @thegrahamkraken67
    @thegrahamkraken67 4 года назад +549

    “Map biologist”

    • @akcartoons9122
      @akcartoons9122 4 года назад +23

      Smort

    • @GoatMan64
      @GoatMan64 4 года назад +7

      M A P

    • @fleetadmiralauto6506
      @fleetadmiralauto6506 4 года назад +3

      Let the record stand that my comment was made 2 minutes before this one

    • @diggydiggyhole-fan
      @diggydiggyhole-fan 4 года назад +4

      @@fleetadmiralauto6506 Let the record show that any comment made after an hour or more says "1 hour ago" , "2 hours ago" , "1 day ago" , "4 days ago" , "3 weeks ago" , "8 months ago" , "3 years ago". Once that passes, it nulls out *I made mine 14 minutes before yours*

    • @jakefelton8588
      @jakefelton8588 4 года назад +4

      Bruh and he was trying 2 sound smart

  • @enderkittycat1716
    @enderkittycat1716 4 года назад +55

    5:17 "some of these kids definitely seem like the type who find sand to be delicious"

    • @kidjames6875
      @kidjames6875 3 года назад +2

      pffffffffffffffffft

    • @christopher1113
      @christopher1113 3 года назад +2

      love him or hate him he spitting straight facts

  • @universalether8563
    @universalether8563 3 года назад +145

    "I don't need to be a map biologist to tell you, that isn't Jupiter" got me laughing way too hard

  • @Chonkee
    @Chonkee 4 года назад +248

    Man this series is a series to never forget.

  • @goaway2803
    @goaway2803 4 года назад +57

    I love how devastated you sounded, when you realised the beard had to go too XD Thank you for another great vid and take care of yourself please, Mate

  • @ombaaa
    @ombaaa 4 года назад +332

    "I dont want to see anyone poking pissers, yeah you split up!"
    captainsauce 2020

    • @maxmenius1319
      @maxmenius1319 4 года назад +8

      Bro I read this while hearing that

    • @tacoburrito8785
      @tacoburrito8785 4 года назад +5

      As soon as i heard that i instinctively remembered 11th grade gym

    • @rabies_baby
      @rabies_baby 4 года назад +3

      Hooooooly

    • @getyeeted6941
      @getyeeted6941 4 года назад +2

      $*#&,

    • @andreascox4956
      @andreascox4956 4 года назад +1

      @Brayden Summers naw man, me too. I'm so lonely...

  • @samira_danya06
    @samira_danya06 3 года назад +3

    I grew up with “girls go to college to get more knowledge, and boys go to Jupiter to get stupider”

  • @pailhorsegaming6762
    @pailhorsegaming6762 3 года назад +49

    That second game actually has a cool concept

    • @_.SnowyNights._
      @_.SnowyNights._ 3 года назад +2

      Yeah it does tbh from what i got it looks like if fortnite didnt have those drone thingies to relocate and revive players

  • @terencebhala6092
    @terencebhala6092 4 года назад +57

    I somehow didn’t know this was a three random games episode so the transition gave me a heart attack

  • @crazy4fun984
    @crazy4fun984 4 года назад +352

    Hello cap , glad to see you’re still here , making us and yourself laugh and live and be happy , keep the great work going

  • @ToasterWithLimbs0376
    @ToasterWithLimbs0376 4 года назад +121

    "I don't need to be a map biologist to tell you that isn't Jupiter"
    -CaptainSauce 2020

    • @cynthiaedith4122
      @cynthiaedith4122 4 года назад

      I heard math biologist

    • @carterfinke1533
      @carterfinke1533 4 года назад

      That’s going to be my sinoir quote

    • @El_Gato_The_Goat
      @El_Gato_The_Goat 4 года назад

      Little does cap know that Jupiter is in Florida too lol.

    • @itgelmunhboldbat1671
      @itgelmunhboldbat1671 4 года назад

      @@El_Gato_The_Goat "girls go to jupiter to get stupider and boys go to mars to go to wars"

    • @El_Gato_The_Goat
      @El_Gato_The_Goat 4 года назад

      @@itgelmunhboldbat1671 yeah but Jupiter, Florida is a think

  • @cg6219
    @cg6219 4 года назад +14

    2:12 the fact she got Brazil right makes me wanna do a Brazil meme

  • @JoseCastro-dw2hg
    @JoseCastro-dw2hg 4 года назад +29

    Me: "I wasted $1,000 and this teengers can't even spell"

  • @ryn.999
    @ryn.999 4 года назад +31

    The last game was pretty sad if you think about it 😭 imagine having to shave all your facial hair just so you don’t look intimidating to TSA because youre already a POC

    • @alexjohnson9629
      @alexjohnson9629 4 года назад +5

      i mean i was in hs, traveling with a group of about 30 people. 27 of us were white, 3 were POCs guess which 3 were "randomly selected" for searches.

    • @ryn.999
      @ryn.999 4 года назад +3

      @@alexjohnson9629 And it was a whole school field trip, wtf?? I guess that was one of the few things y’all experienced in high school that was preparation for what you’ll get in the real world.
      I’m black but I honestly feel like I have some sort of privilege as well because I’m lightskin. In my experience it seems like more melanin, means more shit you potentially get into. (Of course I avoid even more trouble because I’m a female but, for that very reason, I’m specifically referring to lighter and darker tones within males) It’s seriously fucked up and I’m ashamed to admit that I don’t think it’s going to change anytime soon.

  • @GhostHelwig
    @GhostHelwig 4 года назад +37

    That last game. I laughed so hard when the first eyebrow disappeared. 😂 I’d love to see a Christmas episode of this series. It’s one of my absolute favorites.

  • @onicryptic1862
    @onicryptic1862 4 года назад +246

    The intro tho i just can’t it sounds like Steve hawking had a baby with Siri

  • @keishajungay5121
    @keishajungay5121 3 года назад +3

    "I'm going to jupiter!"
    OH NO SOMEONE IS FIGHTING *t-poses*

  • @DigitalHandle
    @DigitalHandle 2 года назад +5

    First game was the funniest, we need more gameplay of that!

  • @Pradasoldierbif
    @Pradasoldierbif 4 года назад +25

    “here comes the screw up” proceeds to screw up

  • @verysadcatc7897
    @verysadcatc7897 4 года назад +7

    “Boys go to mars to get candy bars and girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider”1:37

  • @personperson6022
    @personperson6022 4 года назад +20

    I’m glad to see Captain back and holy cow just realized it’s with one of if not my favorite series!

  • @Jade-is-a-weirdo
    @Jade-is-a-weirdo 2 года назад +1

    no no no girls go to stars to get more smarts and boys go to mars to get candy bars. this is the friendly way:)

  • @kevslasher-3741
    @kevslasher-3741 4 года назад +13

    10:45 during gym class
    Spines : am I a joke to you?!

  • @baconninja4481
    @baconninja4481 4 года назад +14

    13:45
    *Poly Bridge Flashbacks*

  • @thevicioustiger7435
    @thevicioustiger7435 4 года назад +8

    I love how he makes memes from anything

  • @Galactic-Ghost77
    @Galactic-Ghost77 4 года назад +21

    I don’t need to be a map biologist to tell you that isn’t Jupiter-Captain Sauce 12/11/20

  • @PurpleWheatly
    @PurpleWheatly 3 года назад +1

    1:37 boys go to Mars to get candy bars,girls go to Jupiter to get more more stupider

  • @britishwaffleproductions4762
    @britishwaffleproductions4762 4 года назад +5

    Petition for cap to sing the 3 random games jingle himself (so long as he’s comfortable with it)

  • @thegreatwalrus9238
    @thegreatwalrus9238 4 года назад +13

    I laughed super hard at the cloud thing. It’s been a long year, and things just keep getting worse for me. Thank you

  • @ineedhelpyt1380
    @ineedhelpyt1380 4 года назад +4

    Me “Cartographer??”
    Captain sauce “No map biology”

  • @bluimello1071
    @bluimello1071 4 года назад +10

    1:24
    Ok so Jupiter is a country now. Sounds just about right

  • @alex__gacha._.9860
    @alex__gacha._.9860 4 года назад +1

    5:53 everyone: im black, im white, im orange, im pink. that kid: IM GAYYYYYY

  • @gamemasternintendoo
    @gamemasternintendoo 4 года назад +2

    Captainsauces wife(talking to herself): I guess we’re just going in dry for this one.
    CS: Please don’t. My poor ass can’t take anymore.

  • @Thantour
    @Thantour 4 года назад +6

    The series that has a title that puts me in a trance

  • @lbozo5071
    @lbozo5071 4 года назад +4

    Im glad that the "3 random games" series is back

  • @mingustheprotector5192
    @mingustheprotector5192 4 года назад +33

    10 seconds in and it's already funny

  • @matertatergames483
    @matertatergames483 3 года назад +5

    I love how the start of one of sauces vids either has something to do with hobos, beer, sex, and or violence

  • @K1ndP3rs0n
    @K1ndP3rs0n 2 года назад +2

    Boys go to Mars to get more cars, Girls go to Jupiter to get more Cuter-

  • @elliott2501
    @elliott2501 4 года назад +5

    Guys I made some memes
    Cap: Comes out wit another 3RG video
    Thanos: Impossible.

  • @theoctopus5343
    @theoctopus5343 4 года назад +59

    4 minutes ago, 25-minute video, having a weird feeling that these people haven't watched the full video and are just trying to get early comments.

  • @Retzketz
    @Retzketz 4 года назад +5

    Patrick is offended when you said no one lives under a rock

  • @WDGaster-wi4tc
    @WDGaster-wi4tc Год назад

    11:54 "OI JOSUKE NOW I CAN ERASE PEOPLE FROM EXISTANCE"
    11:57 *EARRAPE ZA HANDO SOUND EFFECT*

  • @sannarasmussen7040
    @sannarasmussen7040 3 года назад

    10:59 i love the way it says "thrEe rAndOm gMaMeS

  • @Lovepand
    @Lovepand 4 года назад +6

    I havent watched captain suace in like a year he is still the same as I remember him 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @pandora0016
    @pandora0016 4 года назад +60

    The 7 dislikes were the students that Sauce gave F’s to.
    Edit: Look at the time stamp before you reply correcting me. It was 7 dislikes when I wrote the comment. Use common sense.

  • @meeker520
    @meeker520 4 года назад +4

    “I don’t need to be a math biologist to tell you that not Jupiter” Captain Sauce 2020.

  • @Idk-iz8jd
    @Idk-iz8jd 3 года назад +9

    If cap was a teacher I would actually like school

  • @aguy3760
    @aguy3760 Год назад +1

    Funny how they put cassie’s voice for the second game saying restarting systems

  • @stuffyry
    @stuffyry 4 года назад +19

    The count be like: ONE human body part, MAH MAH MAH... TWO human body parts, M A H M A H M A H...

    • @kaiwack8026
      @kaiwack8026 3 года назад

      What?

    • @DaBabeIsHere
      @DaBabeIsHere 3 года назад

      Ha i get it LOL🤣😹😂
      Not sooo funny but still funny

  • @F1rstNameLastName
    @F1rstNameLastName 3 года назад +5

    The second game was actually amazing

  • @idyelpo7726
    @idyelpo7726 3 года назад +3

    I didn’t even get in a whole minute without laughing

  • @BrothaTryin2Hard
    @BrothaTryin2Hard 4 года назад

    17:26
    Captain Sauce: “Do you earn anything? Because it could be three times what you’re earning if you don’t earn anything.”
    Me: “3 times nothing is still nothing.”

  • @gipsyavenger7345
    @gipsyavenger7345 3 года назад +1

    10:26 uhh why is the students neck like that? 10:42 uhhhh wtf- 10:45 umm I’m 100000000000000000000% sure that is not how necks and spines work.

  • @hatstorm1097
    @hatstorm1097 4 года назад +9

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Literally no one in the entire universe:
    People who got there in the first 30 minutes: “FiRsT!”

  • @painteater8805
    @painteater8805 4 года назад +1

    Both of the two teachers in the first game look like muppets and now i can't unsee.

  • @alanlikesgarlic
    @alanlikesgarlic 4 года назад +87

    When you realize the first game has high schoolers as the students.

  • @arlingtoncummins8814
    @arlingtoncummins8814 3 года назад +2

    That’s not Pepe the frog, that’s Grubhub dude

  • @sillydacialogan
    @sillydacialogan 3 года назад +2

    CaptianSauce: pepe the frog trying to discuise as a human
    me: that is GrubHub man

  • @potatohead1633
    @potatohead1633 4 года назад +5

    “Is it still on?” *Looks around as if he’s actually there*

  • @erglwrgl
    @erglwrgl 4 года назад +4

    The 2nd game is actually hilarious lol

  • @amychai5936
    @amychai5936 3 года назад +4

    HAHAHAH I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD WHEN THE EGG WAS DECORATED LIKE A BABY

  • @denkikaminari2472
    @denkikaminari2472 2 года назад +1

    Him:blue and purple
    Me:SIR THAT LOOK PURPLE TO YOU 💜/💗

  • @DuoizHere
    @DuoizHere 3 года назад +1

    CaptainSauce will be a great teacher

  • @busterbeef221
    @busterbeef221 4 года назад +11

    I know it isn’t a tabs video but I have an army and I call it “The Gods”
    1 Thor
    1 Zeus
    1Artemis
    1 Reaper
    and any other gods in the game all with 5 cheerleaders each. Also I am pretty confident with this so you can use up to twice as much money as me.

  • @alitherland9367
    @alitherland9367 4 года назад +3

    Girl: a bunch of ice
    Me: yes but actually no

  • @chickenninja4013
    @chickenninja4013 4 года назад +4

    I didn’t read the title and when it said three random games I was like wait this isn’t the entire video

    • @jakereee672
      @jakereee672 4 года назад

      Yeah I thought that too

    • @domleo0815
      @domleo0815 4 года назад

      I did not even know it was a TRG at first.

  • @S01id_5nake
    @S01id_5nake 4 года назад +1

    12:53 no chug jug can fix that but flex tape can.👍

  • @koturkey9989
    @koturkey9989 2 года назад

    Oh how I missed this channel! Haven’t watched you for a year or two lol. Love 3 Radom games

  • @fleetadmiralauto6506
    @fleetadmiralauto6506 4 года назад +8

    "Map biologist"

  • @Trainboyz1.
    @Trainboyz1. 4 года назад +4

    5:58 Taste the rainbow

  • @vasiliggo7832
    @vasiliggo7832 3 года назад +2

    Me when I see the male teacher: grub hub gives you grades for the subjects you love...

  • @-galaxy-1455
    @-galaxy-1455 3 года назад

    "You should know this, boys go to Mars to get candy bars girls go to Jupiter to get stupider"
    And no one goes to college because its expensive and painful

  • @azuredragonofnether5433
    @azuredragonofnether5433 2 года назад

    1:37 "Boys go to mars to get candy bars, girls go to jupiter to get more stupider!"

  • @thunderstorm3730
    @thunderstorm3730 4 года назад +5

    ThRee raAnDOm GAmeS

  • @Brewstar4000
    @Brewstar4000 4 года назад +8

    (I’m not an Earth biologist but..)🤣

  • @stargazer1998
    @stargazer1998 4 года назад +9

    Lol his reaction to “milfhunter69”

    • @charlescalvin1493
      @charlescalvin1493 3 года назад +1

      what he is a good sport

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 3 года назад

      @@charlescalvin1493 CHARLES!

    • @charlescalvin1493
      @charlescalvin1493 3 года назад +1

      @@stargazer1998 yeah it's me I guess

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 3 года назад

      @@charlescalvin1493 glad you made it out of space safely.

    • @charlescalvin1493
      @charlescalvin1493 3 года назад +1

      @@stargazer1998 when I was talking to Henry I got into another escape pod and the feed cut out I landed in a jail cell in the middle of the desert

  • @pietrosmusi8546
    @pietrosmusi8546 2 года назад

    I love how watching an ad is enough to pay for the upgrade without using your "own" in game earned money

  • @familiasanchezrodriguez778
    @familiasanchezrodriguez778 3 года назад

    I just love the 3 random
    Games vids

  • @Scooter11711
    @Scooter11711 3 года назад +12

    Like how we ignore the last dude being a shmerrorist

  • @Coreybug
    @Coreybug 3 года назад +3

    1:08 that’s the guy from the grub hub ad

  • @LightYagami-zl5lp
    @LightYagami-zl5lp 3 года назад +3

    When he said Pepe the frog, I thought, “Oh, no! They’ve figured me out.” As what Pepe was saying.

  • @Kiwi-Jo
    @Kiwi-Jo 4 года назад +1

    Girl: a bunch of ice
    Me who lives in Canada: She's not wrong

  • @OxumsGasStation
    @OxumsGasStation 3 года назад +1

    2:20 LOOK AT HER, SHEBIS BRAZI
    Yellow hair blue eyes green shirt

  • @ccmelvinsh6207
    @ccmelvinsh6207 4 года назад +2

    The second game looks like the TABS engine used to make a spin off game

  • @neveragain4044
    @neveragain4044 4 года назад +32

    try playing people playground its a fun game

  • @thehorselessheadlesshorsem9942
    @thehorselessheadlesshorsem9942 3 года назад +4

    1:13
    grubhub man

  • @thekillerkreeper3046
    @thekillerkreeper3046 4 года назад

    For the volcanos, it's the total percent or fraction of each color that matters, not what order. So if it's 3/4 blue and 1/4 purple, you could put 1/4 of the blue, the 1/4 of the purple, and 2/4 blue on top of that. It doesn't matter the order. Only a fraction of the total

  • @The_Wallflower
    @The_Wallflower 4 года назад

    1:33
    Ah yes, a *map biologist,* I also don’t think Cartographers are real. They should be called map biologists.

  • @SCP-yr5vw
    @SCP-yr5vw 4 года назад +2

    Next time can you try a moble game called "infection." Its a werid japanese game with a werid story. Seems cool

  • @sansgaming2408
    @sansgaming2408 4 года назад +11

    Just like real life, a teacher gives you an f even if it’s correct

  • @pizzabroadcast
    @pizzabroadcast 4 года назад +7

    markiplier recently played people playground, you should try it! its on steam!

  • @burnin4th
    @burnin4th 3 года назад

    The fact that you made the volcanoes wrong but right is hilarious, I think you just had to have the same amount shown in the volcanoes

  • @tahongnicarla5569
    @tahongnicarla5569 4 года назад +1

    Its been 2years and me and my brother have been watching u since childhood u had like 500k or 800k