Bartender speedruns are delightfully dark
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- Опубликовано: 19 сен 2023
- Today we're speedrunning Bartender: The Right Mix, a game where you make drinks to make our bartender happy, and murder him viciously
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The way this dude just stares a hole in your soul, never blinking, just judging you till he dies
Not even bro, he still giving that malicious side eye even after he dies
Mood af
Bro giving rizz
You mean till YOU die?
and after he dies
I'm pretty sure he's looking around because bartenders aren't supposed to drink while on shift. He's looking around to see if anyone is watching him.
i'm a bartender and generally yes. especially not just chuck a full drink in you haha. but you do get invited to rounds of shots, so you just pour yourself a small one and it's okay.
but to be fair my workplace is super chill, so i can have 2 drinks during my shift and my boss doesn't have an issue with that (obviously as long as i'm not hammered to the point of not being able to work and close properly)
Oh wow really wow no way wow really wow no way
You can all use the cheat engine speedhack feature to speed up games, not for speedruns necessarily, but just to make them more enjoyable, or to speed through unskippable cutscenes.
@@axdonat Does bartending pay well.
@@axdonat hope you don't over do it though (by that I mean, not drinking on a frequent basis), it's harmful for the health no matter how you see it.
years after playing, I still have never seen any other endings other then him getting dizzy or dying
Or vomiting
Do you really need any other ending?
@@SS501Fan101or spitting fire
Literally I used to play this game and ask my mom for help on how to make drinks correctly and literally lost my mind because nothing seemed to work lmao
I used to play this game all the time to get all the bad endings. I never knew there was a good ending. I thought it was like one of those point and click games that's all deaths.
4:27 the fact that after getting full cup of stirred ice he still suggest "A little more ice perhaps?" its just comedy gold
I think the same goes when you put all lemons and he gets drunk. Then he asks for more lemons
comedy cold you mean?
@@roniereinwright7477Take my like and get out
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Out of topic but does anyone remember a cooking game that is super cute and pink and sparkle all i remember from that is you kinda draw on the food pieces as a cover for the food
Another one is a game where you ruin a date
As a kid, I tried to kill him every time xD
I’m pretty sure most of us did
same
If you didn't you didn't have a childhood
@@animatus9587h
as a kid I couldn't figure out how not to kill him lmfaoo
I always loved this game. My native language is spanish so I never understood what I was meant to do. I just enjoyed pouring random drinks and seeing him die... most of the time
LITERAL JAJAJAJAJA yo no entendía nada, solo hacía combinaciones de colores
That's me 😂😂 except I speak portuguese and even when I learned basic English I just ignored the instructions lol
I speak English and I still didn’t know what I was supposed to do. Just did the same thing you did
YO IGUAL XDD
I hold the record for the lowest score in this game: Add 3 whole lemons, add tonic till almost entirely full, add 1 more whole lemon, and serve without shaking or garnish.
I got -356 points from my strat, which I have yet to see anyone beat.
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the guy he links in this video,has the steps listed in his video to get -398 points and its a very similar recipe
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I like how he shots fire out of his mouth after drinking a whole glass of ice cubes and the ending note says "A little more ice perhaps?".
5 extra ice cubes and 5 shakes would probably result in him turning into the second sun
I always hated the fact that despite all the options available, the best drink is like... barely any ingredients
Simplicity is king
I mean, when the game starts, it asks you to make a Cosmopolitan.
@@mrslinkydragon9910 so 90% vodka + a liquer? Yeah no.
@@sommerblume9671 That's literally what a Dry Vodka Martini is.
@@sommerblume9671 more or less
If you didn’t come from tiktok raise your hand 🤚🏽
What is tiktok
Yeah, what the hell is a tictac?
I've been here a while man
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Wdym a clock
I loved this game as a kid, the good old flash game era. It was fun while it lasted.
It was a great time. Always makes me sad when I’m bored and on some random computer and I look up a flash game i used to play but it doesn’t work anymore :(
@@thehengy3232you have to get a flash emulator and you can play those old flash games again
Have you tried Flashpoint or opening the .swf files with a standalone flash player?
@@thehengy3232Flashpoint and the Internet Archive (Wayback Machine developers) have archived several Flash games.
@@thehengy3232Use flash point
The world: “Drink responsibly”
Speezy: “Know your limits”
Same sentences
those mean exactly the same thing, next time think before you comment
@@Sillimant_ I meaaan, knowing your limits implies that you actually push yourself to that limit so you know where the limit is in the first place, as drinking responsibly can just be about avoiding high volumes of alcohol in the first place xD
@@Sillimant_ The point was that most people don’t phrase it the same way Speezy did. No need to be rude.
interesting! "kenn dein limit" translating to "know your limit" is actually a german awareness campaign for the bad effects of too much alcohol.
i remember getting the "golden drink" while doing random combinations and i got stupidly happy lmao
edit: how do i get 1.7k likes in 6 days jeez
I honestly thought that there wasnt any good ending and that the joke was that he was a barkeeper that couldnt handle alcohol lol
Same
Same
@@dardanikthis comment alone just taught me it was a thing
I'm gonna challenge you a roblox speedrun but this one is like hard I have so many runs I fall the name is get snack at 4am gl for the challenge tip use 120 fov to go fast
i loved this game as a kid good memories
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nostalgic
I didnt understand anything about it as a kid, all I saw was funny man mixed drinks and might faint 😅. Good times
I recognize this but I have no idea why. I definitely played this but I don't remember when.
Bartender: "Give me a drink, customer."
*slides drink across bar, but it falls off and shatters on the floor*
@@russellelliott8097 and don't forget the dumbfounded stare as miguel watches the drink slide by without doing anything
What I like about this game, is the little touch on the different endings (except for the good ones). They have tips on what you should add to make the perfect drink.
Except the one where it told you to add more ice, with already a glass full of ice XDD
@@sunburst3476 Pfffff, it's still an ending though!
this game brings so many memories, i used to play it with my cousin 😭
same!
Im so sorry for your loss
@@noturnarrator7407 my cousin is alive lmao
@@noturnarrator7407 BRO what
This game is probably why i got into mixology as an adult
Nice, that's boss!
wait this game has a point? you don’t just randomly click the cool bottles and watch him die???
At this point if there were any childhood game of mine out there that I possibly forgot with time, Speezy would just yoink all of them out to make a speedrun and unlock my core memories again
I'm a bartender, I just came back from work and I came across your video at the best possible moment
"Two shots of vodka..."
I remember my friend showing me this game in class, and we played it for an hour, trying to keep the guy alive. Unfortunately the teacher told us to get back to work before we could finish. Ah, the joy of flash games.
I think you should try speedrunning a game called Exoracer. It's a mobile platformer which has a large emphasis on speedrunning however the community is pretty small so you could definitely get a good time on the full game leaderboard if you played for a little bit! The game is probably the most under rated indie mobile game out there imo and I'm sure you'd have a blast playing it :)
This is a great game, a must try for loving speedrunners ❤
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Yea would be fun. :3
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Frrr
I loved this game as a kid, the concoctions I made were incredible
Incredibly deadly?
Oh boy! I've been thinking about asking for this but I didn't know if it was speedrunable. Didn't know there were so many endings!
I thought the same thing about fnaf NO JOKE I literally thought to my self “how would fnaf speedruns work?” And he did it the more you know with Chrisian
I was playing this on Coolmath and I never saw any other endings of him other than him exploding or having him vomit, or getting sick 🤣🤣🤣
I never thought this was even possible to speed run, nice too see it again 😁
Coolmath has this game??? They really shouldn’t
That fact that you only added ice, but the ending suggested you should add more is absolutely hilarious
Ah yes, murder or alcohol
Eazy going through his flash game phase 😂
this was my favorite flash game as a kid and now i'm a bartender myself haha
Sure am glad I’m not named Bart around this guy
Nostalgia hitting us all right now
I remember hearing a story about a bartender being given wiper fluid as a drink.
My childhood fr
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I had completely forgotten about this game!!!.
This was such a big part of my school time its nice to see it again.
As a kid I never understood this game but good memories.
I’ve noticed a pattern here he’s been speedrunning alot of old nostalgic games recently
Why is this animation so good.
THE NOSTALGIA, I used to play this game ALLLL the time
This game brings so much childhood memories
Happy to see there's a way to teach the new Bartenders the subtle art of mixing drinks
Gotta love a new “speed run” video especially old games. The nostalgia hits hard
I haven't seen this game in so many years, the nostalgia is real
I completely forgot about this game. It's been probably a decade since I've even seen this game. Thank you for the shot of nostalgia.
This just brings back so many memories it’s been more than 9 years since I played this as a kid, so fun
He gonna take a sip,
*Aggressively chugs the entire thing*
This game brings back so much nostalgia. 😌
i loved 'speedrunning' the bartender's death back in the day on y8
i just replayed this game yesterday and was wondering if you would speed run it omg
When I played the game, I didn't know there were different endings, because he always would just be disappointed with my drink.
oh my GOD MY CHILDHOOD GAME I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU'RE GENUINELY ONE OF MY FAVOURITE RUclipsRS AND THIS IS JUST THE CHERRY ON TOP
literally no one knew this game when i was growing up i just found it randomly on friv and kept showing people it, thank you so so much! you're so amazing you've literally made my whole week !!!!
The way his arm stretches 🤣🤣🤣
I haven't seen this game in so long. I just remembered things I didn't know were part of my life.
"2 shots of vodka"
*glug glug glug*
*giggle giggle*
nothing but ice = breathes fire
Ah I remember playing this game. Spent a whole hour trying to please him...then got frustrated, mixed a random drink and voila, got the golden drink.
I was so overjoyed I wrote down my mixture.
I used to love playing this game with my sister when I was a kid!
The best drink is a cup full of lemons
This is one of those games that me and my family really enjoyed
I remember playing this forever ago, I always blew up the drinks
I remember playing this game with my cousin. Just two kids in front of the screen screaming that the drink is blessed in our native language XDD I remember we had a different recipe for the best drink that did involve vodka, cranberry juice and triple sec but can't remember what exactly it was (only after watching this video I learned that you can garnish the drinks with lemon and not only put entire lemons into the shaker xD)
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So you made a cosmopolitan?
I feel like I had a lot more endings to this as a kid
Eazy be speedrunning our childhood fr
All that yappin
Miguel is into the heavy fatal stuff 💀
I never lost a staring contest but this guy he is the final boss
this game was my childhood, now im living it out in real life lol
Childhood memories came rushing back as soon as I saw the thumbnail
I loved this game so much
"Don't drink an entire glass of vodka" *laughs in polish*
Core memory unlocked.
I remember playing for the first time. I shook the shaker too much. The bar exploded, and I got jumpscared.
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
EazySpeezy: vadka
I used to play this all the time as a kid, it was great!
I remember just mixing EVERYTHING on the shelf. Ice and lemons included
My brother and I played this game when we were young. I didn't understand that those drinks were alcohol based XD
i was JUST thinking about this specific game the other day. this was my favourite :’)))
THIS JUST UNLOCKED SO MANY MEMORIES
Easy really out there just speedrunning my childhood
I loved this game as a kid, it was amazing omg
The worse thing about choking on Ice Cubes is that no one will know how you died.
*Man, this is **_nostalgic!_*
I love this channel so much.
Omg i havent seen this game in ages. Love the game growing up
Sheesh the nostalgia that thumbnail caused
Oh, this is a real nostalgia hit.
i loved this game as a kid
the two shots of vodka reference was on point 😂
" IM ASSCENDI- "
* pulled back down to hell *
Thanks for the nostalgia!
This brings back memories
I remember playing this as a kid and I loved it sm
OMGGGGGGG i was looking for this game my entire time literally 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
This game was one of my favourites as a kid
Omg I forgot about this game. I loved it
I remember that I used to play this on my cromebook!! I would play this, along with mini scientist, princess dressup games, nail art games, haunt the house (my personal favorite tbh) and first day of school!!
Ahhh this brings memories. Back in like 2012 when I was 13, this was something we all played in my friend group along with a few other classics
This game is my entire childhood
I remember one time I got the perfect drink by randomly mixing a bunch of the different fruit-based drinks together. Never managed to do that again, and as far I know the only other time he reacts like this is when you give him the vodka and cranberry?