well, it's the trolley problem all over again, if he doesn't sacrifice that 1 person, it will be 5 people instead, one of which might end up being that exact same person, so it's really the only option
"he wants a sacrifice. If you say no, he takes 5 people and you lose some happiness so it's better to sacrifice one person" wait is that just the Trolly Problem dressed up as an octopus monster?
I literally just reinstalled this game a few days ago and one of my thoughts was "I wonder if someone has done a speedrun of this game?" I guess my question has been answered.
Ah, I was wondering why there was a surge of runs on the leaderboard recently. Thanks for showing this off! Documenting the many decision trees this game presents to you would be a very interesting rabbit hole that I would like to dive into when I am not distracted by other speedruns and running tournaments for said speedruns.
I love old games like these! Reminds me of when I played Happy Wheels and Gretel and Hansel on my old ass desktop a decade ago... I wonder if either of those games would be good to speedrun?
I can imagine a funny movie where the king dies but everyone sees it as a chance to get what they want and so people pretend he is still alive, then eventually there is a whole medieval town only governing themselves.
yknow, the more I learn about speedrunning strats the more I am amazed people do this for fun that said, wow. the older games are really fun to watch speedruns of... tho, there's one I havent seen anyone speedrun yet- its called Vulpin Adventure (used to run on flash), its my favorite game ever and Ive yet to see anyone speedrun it..... I might attempt one at some point, idk
Btw i did watch this video. Even though it might say i didnt. There's this wild crazy concept of multiple accounts. Who'd've thunk it. One account for TV, one for my main/pc/phone. TV obvs cant leave comments. Someone tried to claim i didnt watch a video even though i left a comment which clearly could not have been left by someone who didnt watch it (unless you go by infinite monkeys on a typewriter logic) screw you cinamasins, your review of iron man 2 sucks and tony clearly took out his ear piece you dungheap.
i'm so happy that you did this! I was trying a "day #" and only did 1 day :P i cant fathome how others continue on for thousands. Anyway keep up the great work! I love watching your video's!
When you said "And with this, for the first time in the game, we went into debt". Wouldn't that of been the second time? You went down to -100 something at around 6:08.
Probably the fastest you can reach the decision on weather you sacrifice a REALLY huge chunk of uour population for a CRAP TON of money that can last you all the way til the ending of the game or not
For the octopus one I always imagined it like child sacrifices... every month or so a child is selected to keep the octopus monster at bay... and then I felt bad about it so I decided to say no and let him kill 5 people because *technically* I didn't allow it
Some of the characters names are in french for example : Monsieur esprit = Mr spirit Madame abeille = Mrs bee Petite souris = little mouse L.a.p.i.n = rabbit
Wow what timing as I just recently watch Markipliers video on this game and honestly, it seem really good and pretty nice to see a speedrun video on it. I honestly though with all the luck you had, you were gonna make top 3, but whatcha gonna do, you did an amazing job pressy Y/N lol
I love this game! Please keep speedrunning old games
He literally never speedruns new games
@@Humphr0y fnaf and Minecraft are older than this game
@@zachhoisington5106 he meant security breach but idk what he meant by minecraft
66th like
Inserts pong into ataria*
"But there's no time to appreciate things when you're going fast" Damn bro
I guess bein speezy aint so easy
Lol
Yeah, speezy is very hard 😳😳😳😉😉😉🤫🤫🤫
When you're faster than light you can only live in the darkness bro
@@elena8341 huh?
@@blakeensign7569 bots, ignore them
Imagine being in charge of letting people pass to see the king and then you see people entering and getting out of the room *very, very fast*
Don't wanna be the doorknob tho XD
hey king- Yes.
@@official-obama Hey king I have an offe- *ABSOLUTELY NOT GET OUT OF HERE*
"It's better to make one sacrifice and hope he didn't have a family"
Bro 💀
Just sacrifice the whole family and now you have nothing to worry about!
well, it's the trolley problem all over again, if he doesn't sacrifice that 1 person, it will be 5 people instead, one of which might end up being that exact same person, so it's really the only option
Same
@@San-lh8us that's true if he. had a family I'm guessing mother dad sister brother that's 5 people it's 50/50
what if those 5 people each had families?
"he wants a sacrifice. If you say no, he takes 5 people and you lose some happiness so it's better to sacrifice one person" wait is that just the Trolly Problem dressed up as an octopus monster?
Wait- WAIT- YOU HAVE A POINT-
It's more like the trolly question but if you save one person five people you didn't know about die later down the line
After that we just got some normal requests:
A literal eyeball just enters the room
@Risma ajisona go away bot
@Steven Do who are u talking to?
@@Judge_0f_Everything A bot
I mean, that happens anytime anyone with at least one eye enters a room.
I literally just reinstalled this game a few days ago and one of my thoughts was "I wonder if someone has done a speedrun of this game?" I guess my question has been answered.
No replies, only bots, yt needs to fix this
@@eshanali9323 yt needs to fix EVERYTHING
@@joanniebacus Not everything. Some things are already good, and RUclips might "fix" them by removing those good features.
@@elena8341 oylonboy
@@EscapesAndRemoves it's called a hyperbole
Seeing speezy speedrun sort the court is a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one
bro these bots 💀
@@MushOfShrooms fr
Unoriginal comment
@@MrCaptainTeashush
“So it’s a battle between trying not to waste too much money, and getting happiness as quickly as possible”
Woah, just like real life!
This Game is Underrated, Thanks For Covering It!
Somebody get these bots out of the reply section
@crwth shut up
@@Judge_0f_Everything bro we got the same profile picture 💀💀
@@ReadyOrNotEXE Ain't no way 💀
@@Judge_0f_Everything ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ah, I was wondering why there was a surge of runs on the leaderboard recently. Thanks for showing this off! Documenting the many decision trees this game presents to you would be a very interesting rabbit hole that I would like to dive into when I am not distracted by other speedruns and running tournaments for said speedruns.
Who cares if you were a few seconds slower than third place? I bet third place didn't have a time that ended in 69. They should be jealous of you!
faaaaacts
for the lulz
Indeed
👻💬
Probably 3 place actually thinked decisions, doing that is the best way to gain people
omg i remember Markiplier playing this. funniest shit ever i love this game
damn the bot spam you got is just sad
@@MushOfShrooms they don't even stop. Hopefully youtube will take care of this
Markiplier was a queen who never said no to magic, and loved their grandma
Someone seriously needs to do something about these bots
Omg that makes sense why i remember this game. Thru mark
"It's best to make one sacrafice, and hope they didn't have a family"
One of the funniest lines I ever heard
I love old games like these! Reminds me of when I played Happy Wheels and Gretel and Hansel on my old ass desktop a decade ago... I wonder if either of those games would be good to speedrun?
"As long as I don't royally screw up"
hmm
The king’s not dead, he’s just frozen in time but can still say yes or no
knight is such a bro, working for the greater good instead of himself only
Yarno being the real adviser cought me by suprise
@@elena8341 uh oh, another bot comment
@crwth go get a life
@Recovery account
Go get a life.
Easy Speezy doesn't ever fail to make my day
yet another reply section ruined by bots
@@crwth001 yes
How dare you say no to soup grandma
If I remember correctly most of the ones that go either way actually have a pattern
@Joshua EdwinRoehl Yeah I'm not clicking that
@@elena8341 shut
@crwth u r mouth
I can imagine a funny movie where the king dies but everyone sees it as a chance to get what they want and so people pretend he is still alive, then eventually there is a whole medieval town only governing themselves.
7:12 that money count is looking *_NICE_*
NICE
NICE
NICE
NICE
NICE
6:58
"For the first time, I went into debt"
Meanwhile, he has higher debt on 06:13
Don't wanna be a 🤓, but he says "for ONE OF the first times"
the witch gave him gold imminently after
This brings me back when markipler and jack played this and when someone animated that
I love this game I forgot about it thanks for reminding how great it is!
Wanted to see this finally
I remember playing this game
it's great
yknow, the more I learn about speedrunning strats the more I am amazed people do this for fun
that said, wow. the older games are really fun to watch speedruns of... tho, there's one I havent seen anyone speedrun yet- its called Vulpin Adventure (used to run on flash), its my favorite game ever and Ive yet to see anyone speedrun it.....
I might attempt one at some point, idk
I LOVE THIS GAME
I remember this game, the late nights talking with randoms on Kongregate, the better times :)
when you have been waiting for this for the past one milisecond :
me: YESSSSSSSS
6:57 "The first time i went into debt"
6:08 yeah about that...
Btw i did watch this video. Even though it might say i didnt. There's this wild crazy concept of multiple accounts. Who'd've thunk it. One account for TV, one for my main/pc/phone. TV obvs cant leave comments. Someone tried to claim i didnt watch a video even though i left a comment which clearly could not have been left by someone who didnt watch it (unless you go by infinite monkeys on a typewriter logic) screw you cinamasins, your review of iron man 2 sucks and tony clearly took out his ear piece you dungheap.
Or put it in, i dont remember
Ok
Finally! I’ve been wracking my brain trying to remember this game
You must do an insane amount of studying just for each video. It's very impressive. Love the vids
This game saved my sanity during covid, I’m glad it didn’t make you lose yours 👍🏻
Everything is a series of yes or no.
Quantum computer- Hold my beer
I like how fast you end your videos
7:18
N O I C E
I LOVE THIS GAME!! So many memories!
Plot twist: The king is actually dead, like he said
i'm so happy that you did this! I was trying a "day #" and only did 1 day :P i cant fathome how others continue on for thousands.
Anyway keep up the great work! I love watching your video's!
This game is so nostalgic. I remember watching Dantdm playing this
Yeah
Child
@@onemansvoice9132 what?
@@crwth001 children and family services
When you said "And with this, for the first time in the game, we went into debt". Wouldn't that of been the second time? You went down to -100 something at around 6:08.
for one of the first times*
@@danielthecake8617 That doesn't make any sense...There can only be one, 1st time.
Little Timmy is so wholesome and pure
This brings back so many memories
Very entertaining videos Easy. Always cool to see someone who is a master speedrunner.
5:12 “So as long as I don’t royally screw up…”
BAH DUM TSS (Rim Shot SFX in Words. Love ya Speezy)
NOSTALGIAAAAAA I remember seeing Let’s Plays on this a long time ago and playing it on my old laptop :’)
Now for the risky strats: say yes to georgie and that wizard
easyspeezy: "who needs science anyways?"
game devs: *am i a joke to you?*
@Bilal Kuvapra shut up no ones care about game dev
7:17 heehee. He won right there.
i was just gonna comment this as well lol
@@quaintvz welcome Chad person of culture.
this is blooket's crazy kindom
Brother :)
What genocide run?
😉
Probably the fastest you can reach the decision on weather you sacrifice a REALLY huge chunk of uour population for a CRAP TON of money that can last you all the way til the ending of the game or not
Better not ask
This is why humans are the most intelligent creatures in the universe.
We made a game about killing people to make money and go fast
I've beat this game so many time and I could do it again and still have fun
Please no one click that link it might be virus
@LordDante28 what link?
EazySpeezy really speed running making me feel nostalgic
Easy speedy, speed running childhood, one game at a time.
if this was your childhood then you're still a child lmao
@@dizzy_eevee This specific game isn’t my childhood, but most of the games he plays are.
Prioritizing happiness is the key to victory! What an optimistic viewpoint.
Game theory get on the is the king dead theory we need this
Easy: "Have we ever considered that the king might be dead?"
*40k vibes intensify*
Like ur unique editing style where u just add a thick black border at times of sarcasm.
6:34 disguised trolley problem?
Also the game is Paper Mario according to RUclips
Yes dope
7:17 Epic knight
absolutely love sort the court, great video!
Ballin
6:57 First time I went into debt
Meanwhile 6:20 am I a joke to you
There’s no time to appreciate things when we gotta go fast
5:34 “and things are really going to start getting fu-“ sudden ad
Bro that’s what I got an ad LOL
I love your videos
Did anyone notice his pun?
“I don’t want to royally screw up.” or something.
I remember this game with so much fondness
He needs to speed run the game family man. It is right up his alley, and would make for an interesting speed run.
vids are so good
i like how youtube thinks this is paper mario
Next Time:EzzySpeezy Speedruns Bread Simalutor :D (this isn’t a joke please speed run it for da bread 🍞🥖)
0:51 life
The music for this game is just as great as I remember
Knight gives 100 coins to get out of a debt and put balance at 69- nice
For the octopus one I always imagined it like child sacrifices... every month or so a child is selected to keep the octopus monster at bay... and then I felt bad about it so I decided to say no and let him kill 5 people because *technically* I didn't allow it
6:55
“for the first time, i went into debt”
*went into a debt of -100 previously*
7:19gold😳
5:27 who needs science when you got speedruns
Some of the characters names are in french for example :
Monsieur esprit = Mr spirit
Madame abeille = Mrs bee
Petite souris = little mouse
L.a.p.i.n = rabbit
Wow what timing as I just recently watch Markipliers video on this game and honestly, it seem really good and pretty nice to see a speedrun video on it. I honestly though with all the luck you had, you were gonna make top 3, but whatcha gonna do, you did an amazing job pressy Y/N lol
This was one of my favorite games growing up!! Thank you for always playing the old nostalgic games, EZ
Nostalgia and overall good time
OMG
I’d love to see a spelunky 1/2 speedrun or a subnautica speedrun/playthrough
Noice video pal you’re the best speedruner!!!😜😜
"the king might be dead"
this sentence and the king's image are nightmare fodder
Monsieur Esprit is the literal definition of my family's humour
The king is most definitely dead inside
2:46 "You are so humble, I'm proud of you!" - Grandma
"FAT RED THUMBS DOWN"
"Hehe happiness" - Grandma
7:21 nice
9:34 nice
I once got up to day 2000. The music was a big motivator.
The animation is so annoyingly satisfying
7:17 bruh his coins
Edit: 8:54 his cash agian
I love this game