Irish Women Relationship Life Hacks 2022 | Jarlath Regan | Standup Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2022
  • 22 years of marriage to an Irish woman teaches you certain things. Comedian Jarlath Regan's standup comedy routine about meeting and falling in love with his Irish wife captures what is so special about the threatening nature of relationships with the most wonderful women in the world. Irish women are amazing. This material is dedicated to Jarlath's wife Tina. He didn't perform these jokes in his wedding speech thank God!
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  • @brianthesnail3815
    @brianthesnail3815 Год назад +72

    Sounds like my wife of Irish decent. I brought her a big bunch of roses one day for no particular reason than I love her and her instant response was "what have you done now!?" 😍

  • @mattholland8966
    @mattholland8966 Год назад +41

    I know just what he's saying. Went through 2 years of quarantine with my wife. Did pretty good only had 1 fight. Of course, it lasted 24 months, but not bad!!! Hehehe

  • @juliang8676
    @juliang8676 Год назад +33

    I love the pride in his voice right at the end when sharing her response of 'I've managed it'. fucking fantastic

  • @michaelodonoghue7464
    @michaelodonoghue7464 Год назад +64

    I said “you’re the most beautiful woman on the planet”.
    To which she responded “what about on other planets?”

  • @brucefreadrich1188
    @brucefreadrich1188 Год назад +210

    26 years married and the most useful thing I have learned is the phrase: "You look like you've had a hard day, Babe. Would you like a foot massage?"
    Costs nothing. Many points gained, many sins forgiven. You can even watch T.V. while you are doing it.
    Seriously gents, I am giving you gold here.

    • @rosequartz4102
      @rosequartz4102 Год назад +23

      This is true. I will put up with a WHOLE LOT of immature man bulls**t in exchange for a foot rub, and tv is a bonus, though I must control the remote and he (potential he, I'm single again) must act as though he's having the time of his life for 20 min. So many brownie points and special favors in their bank!!

    • @yourenotwrong3511
      @yourenotwrong3511 Год назад

      I taught gay marriage was illegal 26 years ago

    • @yourenotwrong3511
      @yourenotwrong3511 Год назад +3

      @@brucefreadrich1188 yes it sure is 😂

    • @arsplastiques
      @arsplastiques Год назад +7

      This works on my guy as well. Feel-good touch is a powerful tool, and for those who like to have their feet massaged, it's like gold coins are raining from the sky.

    • @michaelodonoghue7464
      @michaelodonoghue7464 Год назад +3

      I met My Housemate in 1998 and touching her anywhere beneath her Knees is an absolute No-No.
      Kicks like a horse if I even so much as mention Foot Massage.

  • @JoolsVoiceOver
    @JoolsVoiceOver Год назад +26

    No one cuts like an Irish wife lol :0) xx

  • @rosequartz4102
    @rosequartz4102 Год назад +29

    You know when you're small and your mom says, "don't make that face or it'lll freeze that way"? It's not true because the squinty smile you made is an exact replica of my face probably three dozen times a day but I choose to use it 😂

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 Год назад +60

    "I couldn't love you any more"
    "Try"
    "You're the funniest person I know."
    "Fuck off"
    "Do you think I'd stay with the same person for 22 years if they weren't the funniest person I know?"
    "I've managed it."
    😆 🤣
    I'm starting to understand why so many of my forefathers couldn't help themselves when it came to Irish women. I'm moving to Ireland.

  • @TheSuzberry
    @TheSuzberry Месяц назад

    Love this!

  • @wasylbakowsky5199
    @wasylbakowsky5199 Год назад +13

    This guy is super funny!

  • @lisabenson
    @lisabenson Год назад +2

    Hilarious! So much fun-thank you.

  • @thegrantkennedy
    @thegrantkennedy Год назад +15

    Jarlath, that was another great bit! Love your stuff!

    • @jigserdotcom
      @jigserdotcom  Год назад +3

      Thanks man. That’s really kind of you to say.

  • @ScottMansfield
    @ScottMansfield Год назад +74

    Jarlath, are you sure it isn't your missus that should be doing stand up :)

    • @jigserdotcom
      @jigserdotcom  Год назад +34

      She definitely needs a writing credit😂😂

    • @ScottMansfield
      @ScottMansfield Год назад

      @@jigserdotcom Tell her she's your pimp, for extra kink. I never said that, and I was never here...

    • @rosequartz4102
      @rosequartz4102 Год назад +4

      They could do a RUclips channel of increments of their lives and I'd hella tune in!

    • @Tomm9y
      @Tomm9y Год назад

      She's trained him well and slighly trusts him do it instead of her. There's probably feedback involved!

  • @abernhard3487
    @abernhard3487 Год назад +5

    If you didn't know the answer to the not very bright questions you seam to ask, there is no help for you... 😂

  • @fallen605
    @fallen605 Год назад +4

    Luv don't tell on the Irish ladies luv we have stayed a beautiful secret

  • @bob7975
    @bob7975 3 месяца назад +2

    Heavy sarcasm has been an art form in Ireland for thousands of years. It's how they ran so afoul of the British so early, and stayed that way forever.

    • @SearchIndex
      @SearchIndex 3 месяца назад +1

      My mom is Irish I’m English …I approve of this comment 😂

  • @patricklarkin6936
    @patricklarkin6936 Год назад +4

    Good man ,I buy a ticket to see ya

  • @crazycatlady183
    @crazycatlady183 Год назад +2

    👍🏼😂

  • @heathermcdougall8023
    @heathermcdougall8023 Год назад +14

    Marrying and Irish man , when you are a scots-Irish mixture yourself, and way too lte you discover you re 3rd cousins!!

  • @MrBrownnn696
    @MrBrownnn696 Год назад +1

    Lmfao..

  • @BostonBoss
    @BostonBoss 19 дней назад

    ☘️🍀🇺🇸

  • @suburbohemian
    @suburbohemian Год назад +8

    My BFF is half-Sicilian....and she could outdo any of those Irishwomen replies, trust me.

  • @solracer66
    @solracer66 Год назад +1

    99% of that applies to Russian women too except they aren't as polite about it, lol.

  • @yasdnilknarf1885
    @yasdnilknarf1885 Год назад +3

    He married a woman I thought he was gay

  • @wallacegrommet9343
    @wallacegrommet9343 Год назад +2

    They can’t cook.

    • @ladyraven3418
      @ladyraven3418 Год назад +1

      Now, now. Don't make me link you a video of Kay's Cooking. Such a lovely English rose of a culinary master...

    • @fallen605
      @fallen605 Год назад +4

      Luv not only can we cook clean take care of our children we still can make our men feel like men becarful with the Irish woman only thing a Irish man fear's luv have a beautiful day and remember Irish eyes are always smiling

  • @pomx2900
    @pomx2900 Год назад +4

    Is there anything else to his bits other than the " being Irish is sooo hilarious " shtick, that's been boring the non Irish for decades?.

    • @jeffinphx517
      @jeffinphx517 Год назад +7

      He's a great story teller.

    • @connclissmann6514
      @connclissmann6514 Год назад +13

      Makes one wonder why do you bother watching / commenting, if you find it that boring?