if you love non-PC humor, my favorite is Doug Stanhope. Ignore his awkward man-show performance. They probably just wouldn't let him do his own thing on their dime.
No there is not a rule that you can't laugh at yourself, but, there are so many people looking for a reason to be pissed off about something that they refuse to see humour in anything. All they do is look for a reason to be offended. Thank you very much for seeing the humour in this and not being the average everyday asshole. No I am not calling you some sort of special asshole, but, just saying. LOL
@@ONTHEEDGEFRED thanks for being real. I laughed my ass off at your skit. Lots of us don't take offense at this, instead it's the most funny stuff we've ever heard. But you are right, there are a few sensitive assholes out there trying to get attention from your skit. Don't stop brotha, you make people laugh their ass off. Even my Eskimo ppl
Sure right when watching the weather look up to tha left just a touch to the left of Texas that is look along the American, Canada Border and Billings is really Blue Flames from California forste fires and chimneining up 🌫️🌫️ towards Anchorage Alaska 🛷🏔️ sending Drunkin Eskimos and Daughter Blue Bell Brenham Texas 🥸 hint 🐷 oink oink 🐷🐗is not 🐷 is so change yo draw's man brown is trash that paints UPS trucks and toy Horses 🐎🐴 and a few wheat pennies!!!
Norm MacDonald did something very similar. He told Homeless jokes at a Homeless shelter. They hated it... and Norm plays it off like he can't understand why which makes it so much funnier. I always loved Norm. Smartest guy in the room trying to convince everyone he was the dumbest guy in the room. And he would do things like bomb at a charity event on purpose so that he could laugh about it later with comic friends. I miss that ol chunk of coal.
I can imagine everyone watching the end of the movie, stunned and horrified by what happened. But then you hear someone laughing at the back and it's Ron White. I knew he'd laugh at a movie like this. I love him.
The Air Force base at Fairbanks was not boring. The one and only day I had to myself on "crew rest," I walked downtown on its snow and ice-covered streets and encountered one of the most angelic looking ladys I have ever seen--since. But yes, listen toRon White when you are anywhere in the world, bored, lonely, and needing laughter! I'm in Jomtien Beach, Thailand.
I also saw the movie. I had forgotten about it until this bit from Ron. I too laughed so hard I could barely breathe when the bear ate him. Too many humans want to imbue animals with human qualities only to find out the hard way their thinking is wrong!
I think he's the guy trooper Tim Cronin talked to on Alaska state troopers. He was fighting with his neighbor over $22. I swear to god its him. With his dog Buddy.
+Catherine Tansley He was laughing at the man's stupidity for thinking he was "one with the bears". Now he is "one with the bears". At least with one of the bears and only as long as it takes for the full process of digestion and excretion. It all goes back to the guy who slips and falls on a banana peel. It can be dangerous to slip and fall. But on what, why, or how you slip and fall-that's funny!
"your never gonna be shit" "well your wrong papa, tomorrow morning when this bear pushes me through his bowels, i'm going to become a steaming pile of bear shit, i hope you're proud daddy, you have no idea what i've been through to make your dreams come true, i had to be digested, do you know what that's like daddy?, i suppose you don't." XD
I know of two Eskimo people that are beautiful! Ariel Tweeto and her sister are pretty good looking young ladies, along with a girl I went to High School with. I will not mention her name, but she was beautiful, and if she didn’t have a crush on my buddy, I would have asked her out, but I never interfere with the possible happiness of a brother. These guys were brothers!
Of course he's generalizing. There are always outliers. Like there are actually a few ugly Cuban girls in Miami. I didn't see them when I was there but there must be some!
RYAN - he's making a pun! You know, those words that sound alike but are spelled differently...remember the 3rd grade teacher slapping you and saying "LISTEN YOU DUMB SHIT"!
Actually the early French trappers bread with the natives and once in awhile in Fairbanks you will see a very beautiful woman,I layed over a couple days after a sheep hunt.I was shocked how beautiful some of the women are.
Uh hunting sheep .did they look better than the natives..im just saying .you opened the door .shall i close it for you And did you get film footage .roflmao
I live in Australia the Aboriginals weren't drunk till the white man got here same thing they never discovered alcohol. you can't fer ment stuff in below Zero or close to zero temperatures Aboriginals couldn't process alcohol the same as a white man. but they're looked down upon because of that. Their liver can't process inverted sugar and it goes directly to their brain
@@breambitch The Eskimos came from Russia and migrated to Alaska. Russians drink like there is no tomorrow and still manage to produce alcohol country wide.
Well your wrong papa! Tomorrow morning when this bear pushes me through his bowels, I'm going to become a steaming pile of bear shit. I hope your proud daddy! You have no idea what I've been through to make your dreams come true! I had to be digested. Do you know what that's like daddy? I suppose you don't!
i mentioned they wernt attractive i thought they knew..!! 😂i didnt say thet didnt have character..!!! apparently i let some big cat out of the bag..!! h fuckin-larious..!!
hes laughing at a guy deluded into thinking he could become "one with the grizzly bears" and who unfortunately got his wish along with his girlfriend. I think thats funny as hell. A Darwin award winner for sure. Death due to terminal stupidity is funny. its called black humor and is perfectly fine.
+btchhopperou812 "Black Humor" is humor that is predicated on an otherwise unhappy, unfortunate, hurtful or deadly event. Such as a pool cleaner drowning in a pool, a plumber getting his head stuck in a toilet while the three-year-old flushes it and drowns him, a school bus driver failing to set the breaks on a hill and stepping outside to remove a fallen branch in front of the bus, an abusive spouse berating their partner during dinner and choking to death on a piece of food. It is the humor of the situation, the "karmic balance" that is played out for the world (the "survivors") to see, comment on and make note of not to make the same mistake - and find amusement in the process.
I saw that movie, before I knew how it ended,,, the guy was just annoying as you would expect from some Hollywood environmentalists,,... and when they got past all the footage he made, It was one hell of a work up, and when we found out a bear ate him... let me tell I laughed so hard I almost threw up threw my nose !
eric wsmith I saw that movie....Yep, I laughed at this twats stupidity...I was angered by his willingness to get his girlfriend killed.....I was living in Alaska when this happened. This fuckhead was NOT admired. Yeah, I laughed at his death. He had it coming and he did die screaming.
Wow Anthony! Ever heard of comedy skits?! You need to get out more! It's not based on facts! It's just intended to make you laugh by any means, and it frickin' does! LMAO for Ron White!
I lived in Alaska off and on 20 years and yes I found one Eskimo Princes a real Beauty then she smiled and her teeth were black its the diet Whale Blubber and little to no Dental Hie-gen. But its said when your a fisherman in the Bering Sea any girl you see even if she has a black and half of her teeth are gone she's a Fox!!!! Because the only girls you see are wearing rubber boots and rain gear. Hard to tell what your getting in to. I once wore or brought a pair of Cowboy boots to Nome & Dutch Harbor every one thought I was crazy I wanted to dance in a club well in Dutch you had the Elbow Room all packed full of cannery girls in rubber boots. But my first night in Town and I meet a Gorgeous blond who just flew in from Seattle and she had on Cowboy boots luck me : ) The boys on the boat saw us head for the rack and they freaked were in the hell did you score that? Didn't you see her boots. Lucky me... The air port it had a desk and 10 folding chairs and a dirt road 15 mile in all with land mines from WW 2 so your not just in danger from the weather and its bad all the time. But you can get blown up going to the bus. a place you never want to get stuck in is Cold Bay ass flat one rouge wave and this tiny Island would be gone 2" above Sea level and you can piss on both ends from the run way or either side all most. And thats not the bad part No Bar or Booze. While flying out to Dutch I tell the Stewart are you aware the skin on the wing is pealing off hence Im stuck in Cold By for 4 days and the air port had 4 folding chairs no rest runt no food you have your choice one gum ball machine with stale nuts or gum! for four days Fairbanks has bars and a Hotel and food. My big mouth Cold Bay. You go to a Village you better know some one. to pick you up. Anchorage the bar would stay open till 5:00 AM close for two hours sweep the floor and back at it drunk heaven. And the had Topless Bottomless Alaskan Bush Company , the Wild Cherry, and many more 25 cent drinks or even free call drinks for hours on Wed night Chillakoots had 3 bars in it 3 bands and one room you had to through you chicken bones on the floor or get a fine. Hard to get drunk their and walk the floor was made uneven on purpose. The place called Mary Lou's Bird House World Famous after the Big Earth Quake the Bar was so tilted your drink's would just slide away to the next guy so hold on. The Ladies hd been leaving their under ware since the early 1800s. all hanging....every were ever a old Whale bone Corset. a Wild place to say the lest the Elbow room was rated bye Playboy as the one of the 3 Rowdiest Bar's in the World. Man could I tell you some story's. I all most got 3 time fist time flying in to Nome I meet a pink haired hairdresser so we go to the Bar in Nome 5 guys at the Bar wish to beat my ass they think Im her pimp pink hair must mean a hooker??? in Alaska back then. The rule in Alaska is all you need was one more church in Town than Bars. And its blown ice 27 below and in Anchorage the Hookers wore fir coats and fir boots. The Message Polar advertised a Mothers day Special. Give Mom a Break..20% OFF it wasn't a hand job. Adventures of a young single Alaskan King Crab Fisherman. They six pack you so whatever your drinking you just got 6 drinks free from friends now if a group from another ship comes in 5 gut and they do it that 25 drinks I was drinking Crown a long walk back to the ship. one time a Blizzard blew all the stray dog out of town out to sea. My buddie Toothless Terry got lost in a white out Snow Storm and couldnt find the ship only 40 feet away the dogs saved his life he fell asleep in the snow and the dogs all laid next to him at 5:00 am Im on deck its solid white snow drifts and no terry then he gets up out of a drift with these dogs go figure. Still drunk. a all night er. I could keep going....Not so Boring after all. Ron I may have enough material to last you the rest of your career.... : ) enjoy Seattle in the book baby. love all ur shows...
Be nice , You go to any city in America, you’ll find local drunks laying on the side walks in danger of Exposer to the cold . Ron White should of taken the time to visit the Airmen at Eielson Air Force Base and The solders at Fort Wainwright Army Base . Instead he got drunk with boredom.... there’s a lot more to this place than Mr Ron White’s hotel room.
I live in Alaska in the middle of three native groups. Fairbanks, Anchorage is the same, plenty of "natives." I put "natives" in quotation marks because the natives and whites, even those in the farthest reaches of nowhere, have been fucking each other for about 300 years. Pure blood group? Not on your life. Every "native" in Alaska under the age of 75 is partly white and the few over that age are also very likely partly white. The blood of the people they hate (white people) flows strongly in their veins and anyone under 35 is probably significantly or mostly white. Even though, like Elizabeth Warren (aka "Pocahontas") they only recognize and claim the "native" portion of their ancestry. "What do you mean you're native? You just got done telling me you're 3/4 Mexican and your native grandmother is partly white? You're actually MEXICAN, not native but "native" comes with loads of free shit so that's what you claim. Free to you, anyway.
I have a friend who's half Alaskan native and she's cute as hell. But they live a hard life. Remember that the old Inuit tradition that if you stay in your buddy's house, he gives you his wife for the night to keep you warm. Poor poor Ron!
That's some funny shit. Can you teach funny no not really but coincidentally if you shoot yourself in the leg trying to do a quick draw well that just makes easier for a bear to shit you out.
stranded - when you land in some isolated airport only to find your luggage is lost, all flights have been canceled, the rent a car stand is closed and the terminal restaurant is closed, the bar is closed and the cabs are not running all due to 7.5 feet of snow and it is still coming down
I still don't see how Alaska is boring. Ron is not an outdoorsman I guess. Also Eskimos are in Greenland, not Alaska. But whatever Ron. We like ya anyway.
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I can't believe out of all the stand up I have watched that I haven't even heard of this guy , shameful of me he's a gem.
Oh man , you have missed out. But you can make up time. This is my favorite comedian.
if you love non-PC humor, my favorite is Doug Stanhope. Ignore his awkward man-show performance. They probably just wouldn't let him do his own thing on their dime.
The whole thing about "Grizzly Man" was great.
"Well, you're wrong, papa..."
I'm Eskimo. This was extremely funny. Not a rule that you cannot laugh at yourself
No there is not a rule that you can't laugh at yourself, but, there are so many people looking for a reason to be pissed off about something that they refuse to see humour in anything. All they do is look for a reason to be offended. Thank you very much for seeing the humour in this and not being the average everyday asshole. No I am not calling you some sort of special asshole, but, just saying. LOL
@@ONTHEEDGEFRED thanks for being real. I laughed my ass off at your skit. Lots of us don't take offense at this, instead it's the most funny stuff we've ever heard. But you are right, there are a few sensitive assholes out there trying to get attention from your skit. Don't stop brotha, you make people laugh their ass off. Even my Eskimo ppl
salvadore sutton you're not Eskimo. You're an alt lite troll race baiting on the Internet. Quit hiding behind a screen.
Sure right when watching the weather look up to tha left just a touch to the left of Texas that is look along the American, Canada Border and Billings is really Blue Flames from California forste fires and chimneining up 🌫️🌫️ towards Anchorage Alaska 🛷🏔️ sending Drunkin Eskimos and Daughter Blue Bell Brenham Texas 🥸 hint 🐷 oink oink 🐷🐗is not 🐷 is so change yo draw's man brown is trash that paints UPS trucks and toy Horses 🐎🐴 and a few wheat pennies!!!
I was stationed at Fort Jonathan Wainwright in 1960, right at Fairbanks, Ron, you ought to have seen it then.
1:31
When he says “they got pissed off”
I almost choked on my drink lol
Norm MacDonald did something very similar. He told Homeless jokes at a Homeless shelter. They hated it... and Norm plays it off like he can't understand why which makes it so much funnier.
I always loved Norm. Smartest guy in the room trying to convince everyone he was the dumbest guy in the room. And he would do things like bomb at a charity event on purpose so that he could laugh about it later with comic friends. I miss that ol chunk of coal.
One of my favorite skits of his
Back in the day when comedy was comedy
"You're never going to be shit!" "Well, you're wrong Papa!" LOL
Priceless!
I can imagine everyone watching the end of the movie, stunned and horrified by what happened. But then you hear someone laughing at the back and it's Ron White. I knew he'd laugh at a movie like this. I love him.
thats a pre recorded laugh track that they play after one of his jokes..!!
Ryan Beers oh ok
+Catherine Tansley Kinda like the people who didn't flinch when Bambi's mother was shot.
+tenhirankei Well Bambi's mother wasn't asking for it like Grizzly man was.
Ryan Beers, Bull shit, I've been to one of his shows and the laughter is real.
Frosty!
I love this guy
My fave comedian 😂😂😂
"Apparently I let some big cat out of the bag......"
I don't know if I can outrun that bear, but I can outrun you!
💘 love you Ron💝💝💝💝💝
The Air Force base at Fairbanks was not boring. The one and only day I had to myself on "crew rest," I walked downtown on its snow and ice-covered streets and encountered one of the most angelic looking ladys I have ever seen--since. But yes, listen toRon White when you are anywhere in the world, bored, lonely, and needing laughter! I'm in Jomtien Beach, Thailand.
Jomtien Beach......... thats the most boring town in Thailand...........
Eielson is NOT in Fairbanks! 😒
There's only 2 reasons anyone would go to Thailand ...
for the Ladyboys or they're a pedophile.
Say hi to Gary Glitter when you meet him.
But you didn't say: Was she someone's wife or the Commander's daughter . Doesn't matter...
@@hendo0068 ya it is
i want to see this bear movie now. Grizzly man
so hilarious! keep up the good work
I love Ron !!!
Have you seen their teeth ? They could make keys! 😂
love ron white
That is funny....
Laughed my ass off
Im sitting here in my cubicle trying my hardest not to bust out laughing.
"Your never gonna be shit."
When I was stationed in Fairbanks, the bars didn't close.
so hilarious! keep up the good work :)
I also saw the movie. I had forgotten about it until this bit from Ron. I too laughed so hard I could barely breathe when the bear ate him. Too many humans want to imbue animals with human qualities only to find out the hard way their thinking is wrong!
Just because we're on the top of the food chain doesn't mean we're not still on the menu
@Jon Musicia
Bears, Mountain Lions, and Honey Badgers; OH MY!!!
@@jonmusicia2595 great saying! I love it!
He was killing me with the Eskimo story.
my mom,and dad were born in Billings
Eskimos as a whole have avoided being preyed upon themselves
A grizzly would die of alcohol poisoning it it ate an eskimo...
The Inuit are smarter than the average grizzly man. They either hunt them or avoid them. They don't play with them.
Go Ron go!!! Very funny man... :)
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I spent a week there, one afternoon!
Hehe.. Try the "Thrown out of a bar in New York" one...
I think it wins ;)
From the Blue Collar Comedy tour roundup..
RW speaks with s straight tongue.
"Have you seen their teeth? They could make keys."
The first time I heard that I nearly choked on my Cheetos.
Did you happen to be naked, sitting in a bean bag watching evangelical TV?
I think he's the guy trooper Tim Cronin talked to on Alaska state troopers. He was fighting with his neighbor over $22. I swear to god its him. With his dog Buddy.
+Catherine Tansley He was laughing at the man's stupidity for thinking he was "one with the bears". Now he is "one with the bears". At least with one of the bears and only as long as it takes for the full process of digestion and excretion. It all goes back to the guy who slips and falls on a banana peel. It can be dangerous to slip and fall. But on what, why, or how you slip and fall-that's funny!
By the way I'm from fairbanks and found this very hilarious. He has just reenforced everything I have ever thought about Alaska.
Poking through a pile of bear crap I found a ring, cell phone, and gold wrist watch !!! It pays to poke through a pile of bear shit !!
"your never gonna be shit"
"well your wrong papa, tomorrow morning when this bear pushes me through his bowels, i'm going to become a steaming pile of bear shit, i hope you're proud daddy, you have no idea what i've been through to make your dreams come true, i had to be digested, do you know what that's like daddy?, i suppose you don't."
XD
The Darwin award should be in the That gold metal event starts with O
have you seen their teeth they could make keys 😂 (literally laughed so damn hard I near pissed myself..!! literally..😁..!!
9-04-2017 - - - Timothy Treadwell candy: Feces Pieces.
give me a nose kiss lol :)
Iniut are trippy.
The head Eskimo Frosty...... ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahaha...!!
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For the common folks, Gumps everywhere!!!
The head Eskimo FROSTY!!!! XD XD XD
I actually laughed when watching that movie too. I couldn't help it, the guy was an idiot.
I laughed my ass off. He was a dumbass and got what he deserved
@@MrPernell27 just like every guy that marries a arm candy gold digger 🤔😀🍺🍻🤗🇺🇸
Lmfao 🤣
I know of two Eskimo people that are beautiful! Ariel Tweeto and her sister are pretty good looking young ladies, along with a girl I went to High School with. I will not mention her name, but she was beautiful, and if she didn’t have a crush on my buddy, I would have asked her out, but I never interfere with the possible happiness of a brother. These guys were brothers!
Of course he's generalizing. There are always outliers. Like there are actually a few ugly Cuban girls in Miami. I didn't see them when I was there but there must be some!
make keys ROFL
Grate.
Great*
sorry to be the spelling nazi but i believe its spelled great *
Well that's just Grate.. : )
RYAN - he's making a pun! You know, those words that sound alike but are spelled differently...remember the 3rd grade teacher slapping you and saying "LISTEN YOU DUMB SHIT"!
Actually the early French trappers bread with the natives and once in awhile in Fairbanks you will see a very beautiful woman,I layed over a couple days after a sheep hunt.I was shocked how beautiful some of the women are.
Uh hunting sheep .did they look better than the natives..im just saying .you opened the door .shall i close it for you
And did you get film footage .roflmao
"...count 'em...one.......tic............toc..........."
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l like ron white.he is the trump of comedy
Don't insult Ron like that!
Ooo
haha im from fucking billings!!!! hahaha!!!!!
I've seen the movie by end you want him to die
I feel so bad for laughing I'm terrible
I got a DUI test driving a car in Fairbanks Ak
I lived in Fairbanks for 5 years. Its pretty boring. And the " native locals" are mostly drunk. Kind of sad really.
I live in Australia the Aboriginals weren't drunk till the white man got here same thing they never discovered alcohol. you can't fer ment stuff in below Zero or close to zero temperatures Aboriginals couldn't process alcohol the same as a white man. but they're looked down upon because of that. Their liver can't process inverted sugar and it goes directly to their brain
You just described the entire state.
@@breambitch The Eskimos came from Russia and migrated to Alaska. Russians drink like there is no tomorrow and still manage to produce alcohol country wide.
If you lived there wouldn't you wanna be drunk too?
Bobby
What’s the name of the movie everyone is referring to?
Boy, Ron picking on them! If he were talking about Blacks he would be booted. Other than that, I like Ron💜
Well your wrong papa! Tomorrow morning when this bear pushes me through his bowels, I'm going to become a steaming pile of bear shit. I hope your proud daddy! You have no idea what I've been through to make your dreams come true! I had to be digested. Do you know what that's like daddy? I suppose you don't!
+WINT3R SOLDI3R "Well it's Alaska, boy. It ain't gonna be steamin' for long."
Probably for a minute
Bear shit happens.
"your never going to be shit"
3 people are from alaska
Saw that
2 people are either eskimo or grizzlie.........
@boboscomanche Lol!
Daddy wasn't there.
i mentioned they wernt attractive i thought they knew..!! 😂i didnt say thet didnt have character..!!! apparently i let some big cat out of the bag..!! h fuckin-larious..!!
"purest race" translates in American English to "horribly inbred."
hes laughing at a guy deluded into thinking he could become "one with the grizzly bears" and who unfortunately got his wish along with his girlfriend. I think thats funny as hell. A Darwin award winner for sure. Death due to terminal stupidity is funny. its called black humor and is perfectly fine.
+IntheeyesofMorbo It's all good... but why does somebody always have to bring race into it? lol
+btchhopperou812
"Black Humor" is humor that is predicated on an otherwise unhappy, unfortunate, hurtful or deadly event.
Such as a pool cleaner drowning in a pool, a plumber getting his head stuck in a toilet while the three-year-old flushes it and drowns him, a school bus driver failing to set the breaks on a hill and stepping outside to remove a fallen branch in front of the bus, an abusive spouse berating their partner during dinner and choking to death on a piece of food.
It is the humor of the situation, the "karmic balance" that is played out for the world (the "survivors") to see, comment on and make note of not to make the same mistake - and find amusement in the process.
He is JOKING about 7 feet of snow. Lower 48 people don't know the difference.
Yep. Lived in Canada's Arctic for many years. Geographically it's a desert, so not huge amounts of rainfall per year.
Probably , Ron White has never come to Omaha,Nebraska. (No, I'm NOT Anglo-Saxon)
I saw that movie, before I knew how it ended,,, the guy was just annoying as you would expect from some Hollywood environmentalists,,... and when they got past all the footage he made, It was one hell of a work up, and when we found out a bear ate him... let me tell I laughed so hard I almost threw up threw my nose !
eric wsmith
I saw that movie....Yep, I laughed at this twats stupidity...I was angered by his willingness to get his girlfriend killed.....I was living in Alaska when this happened. This fuckhead was NOT admired. Yeah, I laughed at his death. He had it coming and he did die screaming.
Wow Anthony! Ever heard of comedy skits?! You need to get out more! It's not based on facts! It's just intended to make you laugh by any means, and it frickin' does! LMAO for Ron White!
I lived in Alaska off and on 20 years and yes I found one Eskimo Princes a real Beauty then she smiled and her teeth were black its the diet Whale Blubber and little to no Dental Hie-gen. But its said when your a fisherman in the Bering Sea any girl you see even if she has a black and half of her teeth are gone she's a Fox!!!! Because the only girls you see are wearing rubber boots and rain gear. Hard to tell what your getting in to. I once wore or brought a pair of Cowboy boots to Nome & Dutch Harbor every one thought I was crazy I wanted to dance in a club well in Dutch you had the Elbow Room all packed full of cannery girls in rubber boots. But my first night in Town and I meet a Gorgeous blond who just flew in from Seattle and she had on Cowboy boots luck me : ) The boys on the boat saw us head for the rack and they freaked were in the hell did you score that? Didn't you see her boots. Lucky me...
The air port it had a desk and 10 folding chairs and a dirt road 15 mile in all with land mines from WW 2 so your not just in danger from the weather and its bad all the time. But you can get blown up going to the bus.
a place you never want to get stuck in is Cold Bay ass flat one rouge wave and this tiny Island would be gone 2" above Sea level and you can piss on both ends from the run way or either side all most. And thats not the bad part No Bar or Booze.
While flying out to Dutch I tell the Stewart are you aware the skin on the wing is pealing off hence Im stuck in Cold By for 4 days and the air port had 4 folding chairs no rest runt no food you have your choice one gum ball machine with stale nuts or gum! for four days Fairbanks has bars and a Hotel and food. My big mouth Cold Bay. You go to a Village you better know some one. to pick you up. Anchorage the bar would stay open till 5:00 AM close for two hours sweep the floor and back at it drunk heaven.
And the had Topless Bottomless Alaskan Bush Company , the Wild Cherry, and many more 25 cent drinks or even free call drinks for hours on Wed night Chillakoots had 3 bars in it 3 bands and one room you had to through you chicken bones on the floor or get a fine. Hard to get drunk their and walk the floor was made uneven on purpose. The place called Mary Lou's Bird House World Famous after the Big Earth Quake the Bar was so tilted your drink's would just slide away to the next guy so hold on. The Ladies hd been leaving their under ware since the early 1800s. all hanging....every were ever a old Whale bone Corset.
a Wild place to say the lest the Elbow room was rated bye Playboy as the one of the 3 Rowdiest Bar's in the World. Man could I tell you some story's. I all most got 3 time fist time flying in to Nome I meet a pink haired hairdresser so we go to the Bar in Nome 5 guys at the Bar wish to beat my ass they think Im her pimp pink hair must mean a hooker??? in Alaska back then.
The rule in Alaska is all you need was one more church in Town than Bars. And its blown ice 27 below and in Anchorage the Hookers wore fir coats and fir boots. The Message Polar advertised a Mothers day Special. Give Mom a Break..20% OFF it wasn't a hand job. Adventures of a young single Alaskan King Crab Fisherman. They six pack you so whatever your drinking you just got 6 drinks free from friends now if a group from another ship comes in 5 gut and they do it that 25 drinks I was drinking Crown a long walk back to the ship. one time a Blizzard blew all the stray dog out of town out to sea. My buddie Toothless Terry got lost in a white out Snow Storm and couldnt find the ship only 40 feet away the dogs saved his life he fell asleep in the snow and the dogs all laid next to him at 5:00 am Im on deck its solid white snow drifts and no terry then he gets up out of a drift with these dogs go figure. Still drunk. a all night er. I could keep going....Not so Boring after all. Ron I may have enough material to last you the rest of your career.... : ) enjoy Seattle in the book baby. love all ur shows...
Lol sounds like Lexington Ky.
What are you drinking during your ranting?
Scotch.
Sounds like robin williams at the end.
That's because your on one side to long and the other cant catch up
Be nice , You go to any city in America, you’ll find local drunks laying on the side walks in danger of Exposer to the cold . Ron White should of taken the time to visit the Airmen at Eielson Air Force Base and The solders at Fort Wainwright Army Base . Instead he got drunk with boredom.... there’s a lot more to this place than Mr Ron White’s hotel room.
He's a funny guy but just another dude from the Lower 50 who knows nothing about the north.
Not at all, Ron. MY third nut is tinny. The other two are close to the same size.
Tater salad..................................................................=)
I live in Alaska in the middle of three native groups. Fairbanks, Anchorage is the same, plenty of "natives." I put "natives" in quotation marks because the natives and whites, even those in the farthest reaches of nowhere, have been fucking each other for about 300 years. Pure blood group? Not on your life. Every "native" in Alaska under the age of 75 is partly white and the few over that age are also very likely partly white. The blood of the people they hate (white people) flows strongly in their veins and anyone under 35 is probably significantly or mostly white. Even though, like Elizabeth Warren (aka "Pocahontas") they only recognize and claim the "native" portion of their ancestry. "What do you mean you're native? You just got done telling me you're 3/4 Mexican and your native grandmother is partly white? You're actually MEXICAN, not native but "native" comes with loads of free shit so that's what you claim. Free to you, anyway.
I have a friend who's half Alaskan native and she's cute as hell. But they live a hard life. Remember that the old Inuit tradition that if you stay in your buddy's house, he gives you his wife for the night to keep you warm. Poor poor Ron!
That's some funny shit. Can you teach funny no not really but coincidentally if you shoot yourself in the leg trying to do a quick draw well that just makes easier for a bear to shit you out.
...you can't fix stupid...
Note: Purest = most inbred.
stranded?
stranded - when you land in some isolated airport only to find your luggage is lost, all flights have been canceled, the rent a car stand is closed and the terminal restaurant is closed, the bar is closed and the cabs are not running all due to 7.5 feet of snow and it is still coming down
Yes.
Yes
Yes
Nowadays Ron would be cancelled. Lmao
Chad Prather
It's "fewer" -- not "less Inuits". Spell check ........! * Cav *
he kinda looks like a male ellen HHHaaaaa!!!
Ron White calling someone unattractive is ironic.
lol he makes fun of his own appearance all of the time
I don't think he's bad looking, especially considering he partied a lot back in the day and would regularly drink during his stand up.
I still don't see how Alaska is boring. Ron is not an outdoorsman I guess. Also Eskimos are in Greenland, not Alaska. But whatever Ron. We like ya anyway.
haha it is boring here! =P But pretty =)