Opie & Anthony: David Caruso One Liners w/Patrice O'Neal (Video)

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @TristypoozOA
    @TristypoozOA  4 года назад +24

    **TIP JAR: paypal.me/tristypooz
    Visuals start 2:59 If you don't want to miss anything follow my twitter. I’ve also started a private group chat on Discord for anyone interested:
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    • @vasectomyfail442
      @vasectomyfail442 4 года назад +3

      love the lip synch editing on this, i was fawkin dyin or sumpthin

    • @kulascott581
      @kulascott581 5 месяцев назад

      Nice job adding the video.

  • @brianbeach4215
    @brianbeach4215 4 года назад +54

    I was laughing so hard at the rocky impression by Ant😂

    • @slyjokerg
      @slyjokerg Год назад +5

      Rocky impression? Well then.... your laughter sounds like it will be forever.... etched in stone.
      YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @hulkangry5546
      @hulkangry5546 3 месяца назад

      That was fucking priceless.

  • @D-Fens_1632
    @D-Fens_1632 4 года назад +80

    "New" Patrice material! Thanks!

    • @alZiiHardstylez
      @alZiiHardstylez 4 года назад +7

      Dude there's so many O&A and Black Phillip episodes uploaded. Literally 100s of hours, fucking get to it.

  • @slyjokerg
    @slyjokerg Год назад +3

    I have been watching this old Opie and Anthony clip for a while now, but I think I am going to.... linger longer.
    YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @brennanspice2737
    @brennanspice2737 3 года назад +11

    “What noise does a baby make... when it cries”
    WAAAAA

    • @slyjokerg
      @slyjokerg Год назад +3

      I guess that would make that kid... a crybaby.
      YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc Год назад +1

      Ask Uncle Paul

    • @Cheka__
      @Cheka__ 3 месяца назад

      The same noise it makes when it gets a visit... from Uncle Paul.

  • @lloydgreen1519
    @lloydgreen1519 4 года назад +28

    Stallone’s part and trying to break down the formula had me in tears...Hilarity x100

    • @VideoEgo1
      @VideoEgo1 3 года назад

      I heard it live and I died laughing

  • @theoriginaltommysteward
    @theoriginaltommysteward 4 года назад +27

    Wait...there's a whole hour of this??? Can't freaking wait!
    Edit: Beautifully edited...the part with Ant's Stallone impression was hysterical.

    • @slyjokerg
      @slyjokerg Год назад +3

      If you can't wait...... I suggest you don't try to get a job that entails serving people at a restaurant.
      YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ineedscissors6176
    @ineedscissors6176 4 года назад +15

    43:45 to 46:57 is one of my all-time favorite segments in O&A

  • @GNGRkidRIGHTthere
    @GNGRkidRIGHTthere 4 года назад +62

    " I've been doing radio...since I was 18."

    • @brandonobaza8610
      @brandonobaza8610 4 года назад +30

      "The show's on a roll. Maybe...... I should go to the phones."

    • @SleeepyJohn
      @SleeepyJohn 4 года назад +8

      YEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @theshit2070
      @theshit2070 3 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @bucksatanII
      @bucksatanII 3 года назад +2

      Lets go to lady trucker

    • @imemberberry
      @imemberberry 2 года назад +1

      Comment sections sometimes rule.

  • @rofl315
    @rofl315 4 года назад +20

    Thank you for giving new life to these bits!

    • @slyjokerg
      @slyjokerg Год назад +2

      I guess you are doing out a WOW! throwback, asking someone to show their bits.
      YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

  • @alZiiHardstylez
    @alZiiHardstylez 4 года назад +17

    Man, Patrice's phoner. "I don't want to be condescended to". That avoidance of victimisation is so endearing, he could bring whites and blacks together, call everyone out and be absolutely adored.
    So fucking perceptive. I fucking love Patrice.

  • @slyjokerg
    @slyjokerg Год назад +4

    "That's a twenty footer."
    "Twenty-five."
    YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

  • @chucknorris7900
    @chucknorris7900 4 года назад +6

    Patrice was a genius man, always a pleasure hearing him in his element. Thank you for the edit and upload

  • @daviddiaz529
    @daviddiaz529 2 года назад +14

    David Caruso in CSI Miami is who Chris Hanson would be if he were a cop.

    • @Cheka__
      @Cheka__ 2 года назад +2

      Yes 😂

    • @slyjokerg
      @slyjokerg Год назад +6

      I bet if Hansen were a cop, he could.... Catch a Predator.
      YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc Год назад +3

      Why don't you take a seat....
      Right over there
      YEAHHH

  • @dougburr4192
    @dougburr4192 3 года назад +13

    Ant doing Stallone finding out his girlfriend has a black kid had me dying laughing.

    • @misterme795
      @misterme795 Год назад +1

      oh i heard that on the radio in my car when it came out. i had to pull over.

    • @slyjokerg
      @slyjokerg Год назад +2

      "ANT" doing something funny... well I'll be a monkey's UNCLE.
      YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jabberman3000
    @jabberman3000 4 года назад +12

    this ranks as an all time classic OnA video

  • @fabiofabio7381
    @fabiofabio7381 4 года назад +28

    Stallone bit at 39:57

  • @slyjokerg
    @slyjokerg Год назад +2

    Late in the video, it sounded like Bill had a Burr in his saddle.
    YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

  • @superman6210
    @superman6210 3 года назад +4

    This is great. Caruso compilation is still hilarious

  • @brendencornelious147
    @brendencornelious147 4 года назад +15

    Patrice. Yea count me in

    • @jasonnickell9420
      @jasonnickell9420 8 месяцев назад

      My dad past a month before Patrice. Two of the funniest fuckers that ever lived!!

  • @Zkullz69
    @Zkullz69 4 года назад +43

    Opie really drove this show into the ground.

    • @acoop9865
      @acoop9865 4 года назад +3

      Yeah if only it was as good as Live From The Compound... Wait no sorry, that show blows

    • @benitosotelo444
      @benitosotelo444 4 года назад +10

      @@acoop9865 still better than Opie radio

    • @NovaLena22
      @NovaLena22 4 года назад +3

      Opie & Anthony were at their best together. Once they added Jimmy to the mix, they were unstoppable. But each on their own, they suck...BIG TIME!!! It's a shame. I was a huge O&A fan...I miss them terribly.

    • @512Screwhead45
      @512Screwhead45 4 года назад

      A Coop opie sucks

    • @alZiiHardstylez
      @alZiiHardstylez 4 года назад

      @Chip Chipperson Timely.

  • @anadin0612
    @anadin0612 4 года назад +12

    Anthony loved making Patrice laugh. Anthony can't be all bad.

    • @slyjokerg
      @slyjokerg Год назад +1

      But Ant actually thought Patrice was a big, fat ni.....
      YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc Год назад +1

      I guess love really is...
      Blind
      YEAHHH

  • @thegiftedone
    @thegiftedone Год назад +1

    Love it! This deserves lots of tips! More please! Ty

  • @slyjokerg
    @slyjokerg Год назад +3

    They aren't getting it right. A Caruso would be the crew at the scene where a guy was killed by suffocating in a pile of tree bark in the shape of coins, and Caruso would say, "Someone should have told him......... to not take any wooden nickels."...... YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @RockoJerome
    @RockoJerome 4 года назад +8

    "Exit, stage left, even?" Ok, got it.

  • @Tubanapoleon
    @Tubanapoleon 3 месяца назад +1

    Thanos: "I am ..... inevitable"
    Caruso: "hello inevitable, I ...."
    (Puts on infinity shades)
    ".... am Iron Man"

  • @slyjokerg
    @slyjokerg Год назад +5

    It is only 9:23 in, but so far, they are missing the Caruso head tilt. He did it on NYPD Blue, and he did it a lot on CSI Miami as well. He commonly has his head tilted to the side when he talks, especially when he is getting super serious.

  • @TrillgataQ
    @TrillgataQ Год назад

    The 'YEAH' catchphrases are fantastic

  • @R.A.M.10
    @R.A.M.10 4 года назад +3

    YAS! Haven't been on this side of RUclips in a while and needed some funny in my life. Crazy how I was just talking about how cheesy Caruso's one liners were with some friends and this pops up on my subscriptions updates. This matrix is wild af lol. Glad you're still uploading man and that the channel is going.

  • @Echuron
    @Echuron 4 года назад +5

    25:22 Star Trek Voice was hilarious. The video edit made it even better.

  • @jwoahlnt
    @jwoahlnt 4 года назад +5

    Opie “this things gonna go viral, gonna be huge”

  • @pessimistprime4877
    @pessimistprime4877 4 года назад +24

    Great bit... But the "callers" add nothing!

    • @Halluci44
      @Halluci44 4 года назад +1

      You put the wrong word in quotations

  • @CapitalJJ
    @CapitalJJ 4 года назад +5

    16:00 Anthony's Shatner-Caruso

  • @Anthony13648
    @Anthony13648 4 года назад +14

    Im crying im laughing so hard

  • @garyindiana8075
    @garyindiana8075 2 года назад +3

    If the glove doesn’t fit ….😎 you must acquit 🎶🎶🎶🎶⛵️

  • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
    @Thunderchild-gz4gc Год назад

    If you're climbing up the ladder
    And you hear something splatter
    That's
    YEEEAAAH!

  • @josephedwarddowling5919
    @josephedwarddowling5919 4 года назад +6

    Love hearing Patrice saying THIS REALLY MUST BE GENIOUS. R.I.P. you great talent Patrice.

    • @slyjokerg
      @slyjokerg Год назад +2

      Since Patrice was so fat they couldn't fit him in a single coffin, he is actually resting in.... pieces.
      YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

    • @josephedwarddowling5919
      @josephedwarddowling5919 Год назад +2

      @@slyjokerg He would have liked that. Can you imagine him on the Gabby Pattito murder?

    • @slyjokerg
      @slyjokerg Год назад +1

      @@josephedwarddowling5919 Yeah, they would have been all over that.

  • @ericanulph1980
    @ericanulph1980 4 года назад +6

    This was fucking platinum😅😅😂

  • @jeremyscaggs7315
    @jeremyscaggs7315 Год назад +2

    The show would still be on. If it was just the one liner then the credits then on to the next show. Lol

  • @jasonnickell9420
    @jasonnickell9420 8 месяцев назад

    43:30, Anthony starts mentioning spaghetti!! I was getting nervous....

  • @Kayne86z
    @Kayne86z 2 года назад +1

    Holy fk... How haven't I ever seen this before.... Peace ✌️

  • @edmundmclean2814
    @edmundmclean2814 10 месяцев назад

    He’s been in radio since he was 18……Or was the radio in him?
    Yeeeeaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!

  • @JustMe-qk1mt
    @JustMe-qk1mt 4 года назад +2

    Thank You

  • @AugustThor438
    @AugustThor438 4 года назад +6

    52:27 out of context is the best

  • @RanThaMan
    @RanThaMan 4 года назад +7

    Before I start, let me predict that all the momentum is halted by a call from mat in Boston and Doug in Kentucky.

  • @williamrusso3130
    @williamrusso3130 4 года назад +8

    45:30 At least when Ant abused the board, he managed to make it funny.

    • @anthonyharlan592
      @anthonyharlan592 3 года назад +1

      oh man the dead daughter call was so funny. that one and the black wife caller were prime examples of ants genius board abuse

    • @williamrusso3130
      @williamrusso3130 3 года назад +2

      @@anthonyharlan592 Those were just so mean-spirited, but they were hilarious. The black wife call is my favorite example because Ant was so quick to react.

  • @luke56
    @luke56 4 года назад +7

    Opie really can't stand two people being funny without him

  • @LeroyFurious
    @LeroyFurious 4 года назад +3

    The Lord's Work.

  • @AB-mt9nf
    @AB-mt9nf Месяц назад

    C’mon this is getting old.
    - Frank, so are you.
    YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH

  • @imemberberry
    @imemberberry 4 года назад +9

    Caruso is so bad he's actually good, exactly like Shatner. 😎yeeeeeeeah!

  • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
    @Thunderchild-gz4gc Год назад

    Smile, you son of a
    YEEEAH!

  • @SupraRy
    @SupraRy 4 года назад +2

    Patrice - "I'm hunGRYYYYY" hahahahaha

  • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
    @Thunderchild-gz4gc Год назад

    Anthony briefly channeling his inner Opie.

  • @lucky-sz4eq
    @lucky-sz4eq 3 года назад +1

    I used to watch that shit when I was a kid.

  • @jameskeiley88
    @jameskeiley88 4 года назад +1

    This shit cracks me up.everytime

  • @josephguzman4737
    @josephguzman4737 4 года назад +9

    I thought of one :
    Anthony " why are you covered in blood and who is that girl on your bed "
    Patrice" she told me she was 18 , I swear! "
    (cue music)

  • @SGMIV
    @SGMIV 4 года назад +3

    you can tell this was the initial reaction to CSI Miami, Horatio Caine is a modern classic performance. Instantly recognizable...

    • @slyjokerg
      @slyjokerg Год назад +3

      Was it classic?..... or did going to class make you sick?
      YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

  • @slyjokerg
    @slyjokerg Год назад +2

    Other cop: "This woman was speeding on the way to have drinks with someone she never met. It was set up by a friend of hers."
    CARUSO: "I guess she never learned....... you can't hurry love."
    YEA....(CARUSO JUMPS BACK IN FRAME AND INTERRUPTS THE WHO): "No, wait, wait... I've got another one... she shouldn't have thought that love could be blind... uhhh... found on a blind date... AH! Shit!"
    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    (CARUSO JUMPS BACK IN AGAIN): "No, wait, I messed that up, I've got it now... I bet she was going to a Rush concert, and the opening act was Third Eye Blind."
    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    (CARUSO TRIES TO COME IN AGAIN, AND SECURITY GUARDS DRAG HIM AWAY, DESPITE HIS INSISTENCE THAT HE HAS AN EVEN BETTER ONE)
    Security guard: You should have stuck with the first one.

  • @chrisaltobelli
    @chrisaltobelli 4 года назад +5

    Holy shit the Rocky bit was perfect with the video to it. However I feel like he said lady cancer because he can't properly pronounce uterine cancer.

  • @Dominic078
    @Dominic078 3 года назад +1

    hello my.....ragtime girl
    YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @christopheredman4960
    @christopheredman4960 4 года назад +3

    34:30
    OMG if you didn't hate Opie before this clip ! What a no talent snake... I miss Patrice so much like he was a brother I swear.

  • @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
    @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 4 года назад +3

    F.Y.I. for F13 fans, Caruso's wife at the time played Edna Hockett in Friday The 13th Part 3 who, in the words of Joe Bob Briggs, "gets a knitting needle rammed through her noggin".

  • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
    @Thunderchild-gz4gc Год назад

    At least David learned his lesson from NYPD Blue.

  • @howardroth2501
    @howardroth2501 4 года назад +4

    Caruso was good in King of NY

    • @benjaminperez7328
      @benjaminperez7328 3 года назад +1

      Walken: “a-Hey,…..a-you.”
      BLAM!
      Adios Caruso’s head!

  • @joezib
    @joezib 4 года назад +4

    Overcast or night time ..the sun glasses come on😎lol..

  • @B81Mack
    @B81Mack 4 года назад +5

    Caruso was an overacting ham on Hill Street Blues 40 years ago and only got worse as he fell in love with himself.
    Dennis Franz, by contrast, was outstanding back then and only improved over the years because he was humble and truly talented.

    • @dorpth
      @dorpth 4 года назад

      I never understood why he tried so hard for his character to look like Alex DeLarge in that show.

    • @slyjokerg
      @slyjokerg Год назад +2

      It was NYPD, not Hill Street. I bet being corrected like that.... gives you the "Blues."
      YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc Год назад +1

      ​@slyjokerg no he was on Hill Street Blues as a gang member.

    • @B81Mack
      @B81Mack Год назад +1

      @@slyjokerg , he was on Hill Street Blues as an Irish street gang leader before NYPD Blue. Both he and Dennis Franz had roles on Hill Street first.

    • @slyjokerg
      @slyjokerg Год назад +2

      @@B81Mack I knew Franz was on it, but had no recollection of Caruso on that show. I feel like a real... Hilly goose... YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @och70
    @och70 4 года назад +11

    Watched that show every week when it was in its original TV run. When they look back at it, and break down its awfulness, they're 100 % right - it was fucking awful! haha

    • @slyjokerg
      @slyjokerg Год назад +3

      Was it awful..... or did it make you.... full of awe?
      YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Pinboard379
    @Pinboard379 3 года назад +2

    44:00 lmao

  • @flagrantidiot4284
    @flagrantidiot4284 4 года назад +3

    15:00

  • @matguerra333
    @matguerra333 4 года назад +4

    Anthony is the funniest one on their always.

  • @carlosdanger4648
    @carlosdanger4648 4 года назад +1

    Wasn’t the original Las Vegas

  • @matguerra333
    @matguerra333 4 года назад +1

    I bet that #billburr guy is going places.

  • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
    @Thunderchild-gz4gc Год назад

    Pull the trigger
    If you see a
    YEEEAAAHHH

  • @FlashyVic
    @FlashyVic 2 года назад +2

    10:20 Patrice completely loses after an Anthony one liner....well you didn't think that Titsy made him laugh, did you.

  • @sguraya7223
    @sguraya7223 3 года назад +1

    I think the president quotes and jaws quotes are proof that if you put that "duunnnhhhh" sound at the end of any quote it sounds retarded.
    Like try this with "are you talking to me", "ever since I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster".
    Oreven "to be or not to be... That......... Is the question.... DENNNHHHHH"
    "Is your refrigerator running?"
    "Yes?"
    "Well then you better catch it" DUNNNNNÑNN

  • @KazuyaAmon
    @KazuyaAmon 24 дня назад

    Just gonna leave this here in case I need it 45:22

  • @tundrabear4348
    @tundrabear4348 4 года назад +5

    The only time was even remotely ok was when he got his ass kicked in Rambo

  • @louis3141
    @louis3141 4 года назад +3

    Great video man. I wonder when that assclown Zarchivo will steal it & just upload the audio......

    • @TristypoozOA
      @TristypoozOA  4 года назад

      Does he do it that with MY videos? I don’t mind that so much as long as he isn’t taking all my edited videos. The audio is fair game as long as he isn’t monetizing it

    • @louis3141
      @louis3141 4 года назад +1

      @@TristypoozOA There was 3 videos were you can tell they were ripped. 1 especially because it was cut into 3 parts & that was the original version because of an audio glitch in it. I don't know if he does yours, I just know he has taken other peoples upload & not even bother to edit it.

  • @bennyhath1789
    @bennyhath1789 10 месяцев назад

    13:07 patrice chipperson or sumthin

  • @AndrewBarsky
    @AndrewBarsky 4 года назад +4

    He is SHOCKINGLY bad. He is icing on the cake of an absolutely horrific show.

    • @nolancho
      @nolancho 4 года назад

      Stop trying to sound like patrice. Eeeyuck!

    • @AndrewBarsky
      @AndrewBarsky 3 года назад +2

      @@nolancho Yep, because using the same word is trying to be a Patrice knockoff.

  • @slyjokerg
    @slyjokerg Год назад +1

    It doesn't seem that Patrice understands that the music plays after Caruso delivers his terrible, punny, cornball line to end the show's open each episode. The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again" is the show's theme song. He seems to think that it just happens "whenever" during the show.

  • @justinfischer1822
    @justinfischer1822 3 года назад +2

    "Yes Frank......TV is garbage."

  • @dbrown2264
    @dbrown2264 3 года назад +2

    The shame is David Caruso is actually good. His role in NYPD blue was great and his role in Proof of Life was also great. For real. I think this schlocky crap was more the fault of the writers and producers of this dumb show. He was just collecting a pay check. I get the point. But I think this is a function of crappy TV.

  • @calebwhite1132
    @calebwhite1132 4 года назад +2

    Chris Delia stole this

  • @isabelleger2815
    @isabelleger2815 4 года назад +1

    Honestly I always ignored him I watched the show for the stories and Rory and Adam!!

  • @bearpickle
    @bearpickle 4 года назад +2

    Looks like she won't be .... having a nice day YOWWWWWWWWW

  • @hulkangry5546
    @hulkangry5546 2 года назад +3

    Holy fuck Caruso is worse than Shatner.

    • @Cheka__
      @Cheka__ 2 года назад

      He really is. Ten fucking times worse.

  • @DnBVeder
    @DnBVeder 2 года назад +2

    Why do I find this stupid ish funny 🤣🤣 FFS

  • @Mrsteisag2
    @Mrsteisag2 4 года назад +1

    It’s purposefully hack

  • @johnjack902
    @johnjack902 2 года назад

    Hahahahahahahaha

  • @robbienesbit5694
    @robbienesbit5694 8 месяцев назад

    Can you imagine how much they pay this guy😅

  • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
    @Thunderchild-gz4gc Год назад

    Shouldn't David need sunscreen and an umbrella?

  • @LeonardJenkins-l3v
    @LeonardJenkins-l3v Год назад

    Ha ha

  • @UncleTeddy314
    @UncleTeddy314 3 года назад +1

    SOOOOO WEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL DDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @johnjack902
      @johnjack902 2 года назад

      Thaaaat waaas fuuuuuunnnnnyy. Hahahahaha

  • @bryanbarnaby3014
    @bryanbarnaby3014 3 года назад +1

    Caruso was a bad actor. His one liners sucked. What was the deal with those side shots really he sucked tremendously.

  • @Kjrw1991
    @Kjrw1991 Год назад

    Bob is terrible in this!

  • @hareeballsack7379
    @hareeballsack7379 3 года назад +4

    This is a legendary one thank you trist. 30:39 says it all.