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  • @dedluv-
    @dedluv- 8 месяцев назад +528

    It's said that only 20% of men know where a woman's Klonoa is

    • @smilleur
      @smilleur 8 месяцев назад +10

      Whats a Klanoa

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 8 месяцев назад +34

      How am I supposed to know that when they run away whenever I asked about it? They can't make fun of me not knowing AND not show me. Women..

    • @LiteralVampirePotbellyGoblin
      @LiteralVampirePotbellyGoblin 8 месяцев назад +12

      i'm from the future and this is the top comment

    • @sadtoast6122
      @sadtoast6122 8 месяцев назад

      My first GF had a Klonah the size of your thumb

    • @Maximilian1990
      @Maximilian1990 8 месяцев назад +19

      ​@@smilleurit's that thing right next to a womans klogina

  • @larvasupershow
    @larvasupershow 8 месяцев назад +49

    If Cory's Dad is just a cross between David Hasslehoff and Freddy Mercury, isn't that just Bert Reynolds?

    • @MichaelStem-bf6lv
      @MichaelStem-bf6lv 8 месяцев назад +8

      The crazy thing is Cory has said before that his dad's real name is actually stanko the clown

  • @SonicD28546
    @SonicD28546 8 месяцев назад +14

    "But Susan, I have Klonoa."
    "Hey baby, I WANT Klonoa!"

  • @christopherweller4208
    @christopherweller4208 8 месяцев назад +102

    The oneyplays gifts keep coming and Cory’s voice keeps my brain melting.

    • @holymosey2556
      @holymosey2556 8 месяцев назад

      You notice that shit too? 😂

  • @meme_aids
    @meme_aids 8 месяцев назад +45

    Am I the only one who doesn't even remember them playing this?

    • @aidanreppert8484
      @aidanreppert8484 8 месяцев назад +21

      They gaslight us into thinking they played this before

    • @Silver..
      @Silver.. 8 месяцев назад +19

      i think its time for the retirement home

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 8 месяцев назад +5

      I say that about most games any channel plays nowadays, it all just blends together now. Although usually I'm not really watching anyway but listen in.

    • @cutter14
      @cutter14 8 месяцев назад

      I totally forgot about this series too

    • @naterksmr
      @naterksmr 6 месяцев назад

      Kermit: "The Republicans took the original video down because it prioritized free speech and happiness over corporate ideals, and that's all of our business."

  • @EthanHeathen
    @EthanHeathen 8 месяцев назад +33

    That Mathew Perry quote hitting hard.

    • @Dimchek970
      @Dimchek970 8 месяцев назад +4

      Isn't that the guy who invented Mattspeak?

    • @Oofded
      @Oofded 8 месяцев назад +1

      So no one told you life was gunna be this way :(

  • @thebargoblin3226
    @thebargoblin3226 8 месяцев назад +12

    i already miss you boneyplays.

  • @ViperousVT
    @ViperousVT 8 месяцев назад +59

    I’m surprised Cory didn’t say Klonoa looks like a Sonic character

    • @cutter14
      @cutter14 8 месяцев назад +13

      I surprised he didn't say he drew porn of this game

  • @brainypepper1621
    @brainypepper1621 5 месяцев назад +1

    “It’s like Mario Party but I’m not spitting my hair out” -Cory

  • @jtmgamer
    @jtmgamer 8 месяцев назад +122

    I really do wanna see the Oney boys finish these games because they are very good

    • @thisguy4112
      @thisguy4112 8 месяцев назад +2

      Same.

    • @Gooster780
      @Gooster780 8 месяцев назад

      Chris isn’t a fricking boy you fart he’s a man

    • @Silver..
      @Silver.. 8 месяцев назад +20

      its too bad they wanna play amazing games like garten of ban ban

    • @GaskRaki
      @GaskRaki 8 месяцев назад +2

      Klonoa 2 especially, that game deserves more attention and love

  • @michaelpineiro533
    @michaelpineiro533 8 месяцев назад +7

    It's always fun, when Corey pulls out his cloaca, and lets everyone play with it.

  • @naterksmr
    @naterksmr 6 месяцев назад +9

    Cory ranting about Pokemon games and then the video ending with him admitting he's never played one is perfection 🤣

  • @ToonCatTV
    @ToonCatTV 8 месяцев назад +8

    Daily reminder that for some reason, furry rule 34 kept klonoa alive ever since the ps1 game till the wii remake

  • @hereticwaffle5514
    @hereticwaffle5514 8 месяцев назад +13

    once again oney grants us the most substantial of meals. thank you

  • @CrustyPillowChronicles
    @CrustyPillowChronicles 8 месяцев назад +45

    I have so many fond memories of the original Klonoa on PS1. I would always fill up my diapey while throwing my head back and letting out a triumphant "WAHOO!" for good measure.

    • @pomelo9262
      @pomelo9262 8 месяцев назад +8

      I wish i never concentrated on reading this comment

    • @cosmiccomputer9380
      @cosmiccomputer9380 8 месяцев назад +1

      you was 1 years old yes?

    • @MichaelStem-bf6lv
      @MichaelStem-bf6lv 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@cosmiccomputer9380he was 27 actually

  • @keeleon
    @keeleon 8 месяцев назад +3

    *Literally ignores and immediately closes every tutorial window
    "I'm trying to figure out what the fuck to do!"

  • @erikburke7210
    @erikburke7210 8 месяцев назад +2

    I like how this playthrough started off as making fun of Klonoa and turned into them talking about the human condition.

  • @adammiller7236
    @adammiller7236 8 месяцев назад +13

    Would you torture a tiny Klonoa of Adolf Hitler? It's a perfect Klonoa in every way.

  • @spaceman3150
    @spaceman3150 8 месяцев назад +1

    Oh boy oh boy! Cloaca 2 was one of my favorite PS2 games. Thanks for blessing us with this you goofy little critters

  • @abildamil
    @abildamil 8 месяцев назад +13

    Ah yes the Kluaika Remaster!

  • @nathawayhoa1971
    @nathawayhoa1971 8 месяцев назад +6

    Wahoo!

  • @SmogginMog
    @SmogginMog 8 месяцев назад +1

    6:21 "Hey kid" Keep being epic...

  • @couchfrog4823
    @couchfrog4823 8 месяцев назад +1

    I didn’t even know they played this, hell yeah

  • @thisguy4112
    @thisguy4112 8 месяцев назад +17

    It breaks my cholesterol-caked heart that they didn't play more into this. I feel like Chris would have liked the later character designs. AND, you can build an alien mariachi band with each each level that would add more to the world maps music. sigh

    • @oldylad
      @oldylad Месяц назад

      This is like a Reddit post they’d make fun of

  • @Jetterz1999
    @Jetterz1999 8 месяцев назад +34

    I had just recently played through these games. I think they're both decent but way too short

    • @lordshemp3324
      @lordshemp3324 8 месяцев назад +3

      Gotta disagree. They're short, sure, but they are also pefectly paced. Barring two remixed levels in the second game, no idea outstays its welcome.

    • @Jetterz1999
      @Jetterz1999 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@lordshemp3324 I agree that the pacing is good, but it doesn't change the fact that you're paying 40 dollars for 2 very short experiences. The average time to get the platinum trophy for this collection is 10 hours. They're not bad games by any means, but after seeing how many people spoke positively of this series, the gameplay length left me a bit unsatisfied

    • @GaskRaki
      @GaskRaki 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@Jetterz1999The biggest problem with these games is that they leave you wanting more - which is both fortunate and unfortunate

    • @MackBananas
      @MackBananas 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@GaskRaki If we prey hard enough, maybe we will get our own "Puss in Boots 2" in the form of a real good sequel out of the blue

    • @biscotti2
      @biscotti2 Месяц назад

      @@MackBananas
      Huh?

  • @michaelpineiro533
    @michaelpineiro533 8 месяцев назад +1

    My kidney stone felt like passing a wisdom tooth, from deep in my groin, to out in the toilet.

  • @jswagpsn2285
    @jswagpsn2285 8 месяцев назад +1

    Chris talking crap about Dark Cloud's graphics unlocked a primal core of my brain where my child self loved Dark Cloud but never understood the game.

  • @bbq_pigeon
    @bbq_pigeon 8 месяцев назад +8

    wahoo

  • @gagecuddy7400
    @gagecuddy7400 8 месяцев назад +23

    Ah yes, a re-release, I could write a really long essay on how I feel about this. But I will be a good guy and digest this content again.

    • @ToonCatTV
      @ToonCatTV 8 месяцев назад +5

      Prank em john

    • @ehhh2547
      @ehhh2547 8 месяцев назад

      good guy

    • @dreonthetube24
      @dreonthetube24 8 месяцев назад

      Not JUST a re-release, but a remaster

  • @paulcallahan7727
    @paulcallahan7727 8 месяцев назад +1

    This years boneyplays has been severly zlacking

  • @videnez
    @videnez 8 месяцев назад +1

    Klonoa was the first game I ever bought with my own money.. right from FuncoLand..no jewel case, just a bright orange disposable paper CD pouch 😭

  • @JoseDorda
    @JoseDorda 8 месяцев назад +6

    Considering that that the third season of digimon is easily the one that has made the most furries, even though is the best one story wise, if it failed to turn Chris into a furry I don't think anything that came after would had work on him.

    • @arsenelupin9697
      @arsenelupin9697 8 месяцев назад +1

      Because of Renamon?
      You'd think Leomon or Gatomon should have been at least equally as impactful ^^

    • @icterinemarten
      @icterinemarten 8 месяцев назад +2

      Some people, like chris, are immune and I admire them for that.

    • @cooldud7071
      @cooldud7071 8 месяцев назад

      Big diff. between someone who would rail Rouge the Bat if given the opportunity and someone who makes wanting to be an animal person their entire personality.

  • @samg9336
    @samg9336 8 месяцев назад

    Chrono Cross is one of my favorite games of all time - will still go back and play it.

  • @Angel_Investor_Music
    @Angel_Investor_Music 7 месяцев назад

    Cory mixing up Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) and Fly Like an Eagle was hysterical. Someone need to make Fly Like a White Guy a thing.

  • @BitmanBro
    @BitmanBro 8 месяцев назад +32

    oh man all this corey content is doing numbers on the channel keep it coming fellas

    • @InspectahReese
      @InspectahReese 8 месяцев назад +10

      Gooning to this one fs

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 8 месяцев назад +10

      It is but I'm starting to feel my braincells melting from two muc Corwyyy

  • @sillybillywonkers
    @sillybillywonkers 8 месяцев назад +2

    45:41 The Existence of ‘New Cory Slammers’ implies that A ‘New Cory city’ is out there

  • @buffalot35t1cles3
    @buffalot35t1cles3 8 месяцев назад +2

    I had a story of someone I knew in school who out of the blue years later wanting to come hang out, he was kinda like Lyle's snack raiding friend. It turned out he burned a person's house down on a mil base and had to stay somewhere at the time...lol

  • @namesurname3257
    @namesurname3257 8 месяцев назад +2

    Baby, I WANT Klonoa

  • @williampinkney744
    @williampinkney744 3 дня назад +1

    0:11 - 0:12 - 0:13
    Lyle, my guy… you alright?

  • @ArmoryMonkey
    @ArmoryMonkey 8 месяцев назад +2

    I never played klondike myself, but it seems pretty alright. I would like you guys to play the amnesia bunker game as well cuz it looks cool.

  • @Adu767
    @Adu767 8 месяцев назад +3

    22:08 underrated joke by Lyle

    • @J4hk3
      @J4hk3 8 месяцев назад

      It's what I remember this playthrough for.

  • @LiteralVampirePotbellyGoblin
    @LiteralVampirePotbellyGoblin 8 месяцев назад +4

    that's pretty kewl

  • @shinigandhi7565
    @shinigandhi7565 8 месяцев назад

    I never knew Corey grew up in a backwards water-town... Explains a lot.

  • @checkeredpumpkin3715
    @checkeredpumpkin3715 8 месяцев назад +6

    26:42 My favorite part! Lyle talking about that thing is the funniest.

  • @spencerpeppers418
    @spencerpeppers418 8 месяцев назад

    Dude we need a count of how many times klonoa was said because holy poop it was alot

  • @dustinsharp9027
    @dustinsharp9027 8 месяцев назад

    After watching Dumbsville's video on this, I want more

  • @swag-sn7ze
    @swag-sn7ze 8 месяцев назад +1

    cory looks like such a badass in the thumbnail

  • @CharlieStanebayers
    @CharlieStanebayers 8 месяцев назад +1

    Man, I really hope they play more Fear and Hunger

  • @DownsidePie
    @DownsidePie 8 месяцев назад +3

    Nobody corrects it but Cory says prefix in place of preface at 49:58

    • @CharlieStanebayers
      @CharlieStanebayers 8 месяцев назад +3

      The English language is like a beautiful array of precision surgical instruments, and Cory employs it like a man trying to hammer a nail with a shoe.

    • @skruggibberish6348
      @skruggibberish6348 8 месяцев назад +1

      Lyle even says he's right.

    • @huntercovarrubias6312
      @huntercovarrubias6312 6 месяцев назад

      Lyle corrects Cory more than the others, but even he has to let some slide

  • @Muffienuggets
    @Muffienuggets 8 месяцев назад

    That diet part where you plateau and eat like shit again. Fuck man that hit hard.

  • @PickleRick91x
    @PickleRick91x 8 месяцев назад +1

    Here we go with more of the same videos😢

  • @Dooshkin2
    @Dooshkin2 8 месяцев назад

    Um, okay, this is epic

  • @gallonofpcp
    @gallonofpcp 8 месяцев назад

    i feel like im going insane, did the same dev group make windwaker?
    this feels like it was made the week after windwaker was released using the same team and the same files, down to the menu and even the story starting with someone falling from the sky

  • @chustins6738
    @chustins6738 8 месяцев назад

    Oney boys discover preferences

  • @oliverholm3973
    @oliverholm3973 8 месяцев назад

    18:30
    Delaminguez Flow 3: "My dad looks like David Hasselhoff, this shit ain't nothin to me man"

  • @cheesychan
    @cheesychan 24 дня назад

    @23:20 I ruined a friendship over Vice City.
    I think I was 10-11 and I was sleeping over at my best friend's (of years) house when she showed me the new game her older brother got = GTA Vice City.
    It blew my mind. I'd never played anything like it, and back then it looked so real to me.
    I sat and played it for hours, at some point my friend just disappeared but I didn't notice until she came back with dinner.
    I wasn't invited back over for months afterwards.
    I remember going home and telling my big sister all about this amazing game, and we convinced our mum to get it for us soon after.
    My bitch sister finished my save... still mad.

  • @laughingpanda95
    @laughingpanda95 8 месяцев назад +6

    Klonoa always sounded like a rad std

  • @ToonCatTV
    @ToonCatTV 8 месяцев назад +2

    Complete...
    H..h-heh ok..c-cool...😢

  • @valentinecure329
    @valentinecure329 8 месяцев назад +1

    Coree's right, they did get Kuronoir's proportions significantly wrong

  • @brianwarnock544
    @brianwarnock544 8 месяцев назад

    Wait WHAT?!

  • @crunchyjello9290
    @crunchyjello9290 8 месяцев назад

    Can you guys please play one of the dark pictures anthology games or the quarry? I feel like you would have so much fun trying to keep those characters alive(or kill them)!

  • @member_selor
    @member_selor 8 месяцев назад

    That offspring song is called the kids aren't alright

  • @dekufes
    @dekufes 8 месяцев назад

    playing through this game was more enjoyable than pokemon violet

  • @bailey1117
    @bailey1117 8 месяцев назад +1

    Ooooh starting early with the drama 😮😮😮😮😮😮

  • @klepto4171
    @klepto4171 8 месяцев назад

    When he talked about Mario bros z I felt that 😢

  • @Skrinklewink
    @Skrinklewink 8 месяцев назад +3

    Cloaca is the best!

  • @michaelpineiro533
    @michaelpineiro533 8 месяцев назад

    Corey's Pink Sock Slammers

  • @baloonga6524
    @baloonga6524 8 месяцев назад

    can these guys finish games pls they didnt even touch klonoa 2 😭

  • @azurecongalala6801
    @azurecongalala6801 8 месяцев назад +3

    I feel called out 😢
    The entire pokemon conversation is basically me

  • @bigwoke241
    @bigwoke241 8 месяцев назад +1

    The last two videos Chris sounds like hes screaming when he laughs

  • @yochlel2642
    @yochlel2642 8 месяцев назад +1

    Certified wahoo moment

  • @CAPTIN2P
    @CAPTIN2P 8 месяцев назад

    Ah yes, cloaca

  • @shonuff1115
    @shonuff1115 8 месяцев назад +3

    Episode II: Attack of the Klonoas

  • @JarJarBinks4ever
    @JarJarBinks4ever 8 месяцев назад +1

    Klonoa will never get a new game again ;_;

  • @CrimsonPhoenixBen
    @CrimsonPhoenixBen 6 месяцев назад

    That last part of the video really makes me want to show them that Game Freak's been recycling the same Pokemon models and animations for a decade now, and on top of that they don't even do the modeling to begin with, it's outsourced to another company. It's that bad.

  • @b1nary_f1nary
    @b1nary_f1nary 8 месяцев назад +1

    Fly like a white guy, To the sea.
    Fly like a white guy let my spirit carry me

  • @gallonofpcp
    @gallonofpcp 8 месяцев назад

    cory is a standard koopa

  • @snartgaming4922
    @snartgaming4922 8 месяцев назад

    Hoot doggie

  • @bloingusdoing
    @bloingusdoing 8 месяцев назад +1

    you guys should watj shibiddy toiled

  • @aaronavila2950
    @aaronavila2950 8 месяцев назад

    Cloaca 🦆

  • @luckynevx
    @luckynevx 8 месяцев назад +1

    Chimp cloaca

  • @FloofMother
    @FloofMother 8 месяцев назад

    4:35 this is literally the plot of Donnie Darko

    • @cooldud7071
      @cooldud7071 8 месяцев назад

      Donnie Darko was fucking awesome

  • @queenoftheinternet
    @queenoftheinternet 8 месяцев назад +2

    please play more fear and hunger i beg

  • @JoseDorda
    @JoseDorda 8 месяцев назад +3

    I actually still enjoy Pokémon even though I'm an old man on my 30's, the main campaign of the game is indeed simple in its challenge, but I like it as online game for the battles and the coop modest they added since sword and shield have been fun, I like tera raids specially the 7 star ones because figuring how to beat is like a pulse and you can't beat the high level ones with just the rock paper season mechanic, the combat system is more complex than just knowing type advantages, it requires knowledge of stats and mechanics well know by the community but that the game never teaches directly to the player.
    As for the single player campaign, I guess the writings in the last generation has improve considerably and the games have very superficially touch in themes like dysfunctional families, but I think what mostly what makes me enjoy it is getting to catch, see and experiment with new pokemon.
    About most of the community complaining, well most the community agree the games have issues and need longer development cicles, not necessarily to have high end graphic but at least not come out as a functional broken mess like SV did (the game still has performance issues but a lot of bug have already been fixed since the release), the complainer may seem like the majority but in reality they are a loud minority, that happens because even the people that genuinely like the games will barely enjoy the games cant comfortably defend them (unless the critique is made up like has happen in the past), when since the last 2 gen a lot of those complain have been valid.

  • @bnuyguy123
    @bnuyguy123 8 месяцев назад +2

    I CANT BELIEVE IT. MY FAVORITE FRANCHISE

  • @Bearbytez
    @Bearbytez 8 месяцев назад

    Why is the backgeound music Interstellar.

  • @RenoKyrie
    @RenoKyrie 8 месяцев назад

    Klonoa Phantasy Star???

  • @MrIamcrusty
    @MrIamcrusty 8 месяцев назад

    16.00 is that a beserk reference

  • @TheKoolkrow
    @TheKoolkrow 8 месяцев назад

    Cloaca

  • @JacksonLane02
    @JacksonLane02 8 месяцев назад +1

    Ok Oneyplays we'll watch this again not because we want to because we have to

  • @sednoid
    @sednoid 8 месяцев назад

    this whole game looks like something generated by an AI.

  • @overkill1994
    @overkill1994 8 месяцев назад

    Pretty fly for a white guy is the song. They were singing fly like ab eagle. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kilj0n
    @kilj0n 8 месяцев назад

    Kloaka

  • @h-60mech22
    @h-60mech22 8 месяцев назад +1

    We want more Klonoa!!!

  • @user-wp5no6cn2b
    @user-wp5no6cn2b 8 месяцев назад

    Huh. A reupload that I actually missed and doesn't look like complete dogshit

  • @GuiseppeLafauruie
    @GuiseppeLafauruie 8 месяцев назад

    FARTZ!!!!!!!!!!

  • @boredwarlock5216
    @boredwarlock5216 8 месяцев назад

    13:19

  • @tsuna6240
    @tsuna6240 8 месяцев назад +2

    Maaaan I love Klonoa

  • @helmepodesarius2198
    @helmepodesarius2198 8 месяцев назад +1

    Lyle saying he’s thirty is a nice joke.

  • @stevefromaccounting7638
    @stevefromaccounting7638 22 дня назад

    I used to think pokemon was alright, grindy but cute creatures & could chat with friends about it, but then I tried rick & morty pocket morties & now whenever people mention pokemon all I hear is "scissors paper rock"