David Lucas Left Speechless Trying to Roast BADDIE on Stage

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  • David Lucas roasting fans on stage at a recent show. Catch David Lucas on tour and on KILL TONY.
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    David Lucas was born in Macon, GA. He started acting an early age, performing in numerous stage plays at the Macon Little Theatre. He relocated to Hollywood where he was a contestant on, “MTV Yo Momma”. He has since written for several television shows and continues to perform stand up all over the country (for such comedians as Louis CK, Erik Griffin, Joe Rogan, Brendan Schaub, Tony Hinchcliffe, Bert Kreisher, DL Hughley and many more) He is a regular on Kill Tony. Catch him on tour currently with Brendan Schaub and Joe Rogan!
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Комментарии • 868

  • @leon.benedict
    @leon.benedict Год назад +2160

    "Cant roast pretty girls" he says, while he's been roasting Tony for years.

    • @Okillydokilly69
      @Okillydokilly69 Год назад +21

      This says more about the type of women you find attractive . Lmao , you think Tony is pretty !

    • @leon.benedict
      @leon.benedict Год назад +60

      @@Okillydokilly69 He's about an Austin 6

    • @Okillydokilly69
      @Okillydokilly69 Год назад +4

      David about to have another baby mama … or two

    • @MediCali951
      @MediCali951 Год назад +19

      @@Okillydokilly69it’s a joke swoosh

    • @undbiter65
      @undbiter65 Год назад +2

      💀

  • @armandomacias8403
    @armandomacias8403 Год назад +1052

    That girl squatted the entire roast like every joke was a dick

    • @fabulousxtina
      @fabulousxtina Год назад +26

      😂😂😂

    • @ridiculogan2962
      @ridiculogan2962 Год назад +116

      fr spreading the legs is like instinct

    • @dayligs
      @dayligs Год назад +39

      don't needa sell a fake laugh that hard

    • @ohgeazy
      @ohgeazy Год назад +3

      Not funny

    • @pfftwhut7638
      @pfftwhut7638 Год назад

      she was tryna scratch that itchy loosy poosy

  • @whoopityscoop9575
    @whoopityscoop9575 Год назад +608

    That “you look like the weeknd ate the weeknd after eating all weeknd” line was hilarious.

    • @pfftwhut7638
      @pfftwhut7638 Год назад

      yeah david talkin about "better" but he opened with a cutting grass line SMFH that shit hack af talkin about messicans lol

    • @taylorfitch8919
      @taylorfitch8919 Год назад +10

      Yeah props to that guy! He killed it! 😂

    • @Lolerburger
      @Lolerburger 11 месяцев назад +5

      It'd be better if anyone knew who tf that was.

    • @ItsSKthestupidrapper
      @ItsSKthestupidrapper 11 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@Lolerburgerno weirdo

    • @hooptastic_hippie8522
      @hooptastic_hippie8522 11 месяцев назад +26

      @@Lolerburger it seems like you may be one of only a few who don't know who the Weekend is

  • @TyGosketch
    @TyGosketch Год назад +521

    he said "You got the energy of a rescue dog..." Im in the office screaming! he was right about roasting that pretty girl. There was absolutely nothing to be said but "have a good night."

    • @chaosido19
      @chaosido19 Год назад +8

      Literally burst out laughing

    • @charlespancamo9771
      @charlespancamo9771 Год назад

      I ain't watched the clip yet but I bet you I can fire off on this hoe.

    • @obijuankenobi420
      @obijuankenobi420 Год назад +8

      We still calling the bathroom the "office" in 2023 ?

    • @pfftwhut7638
      @pfftwhut7638 Год назад

      hell naw there's a lot to be said. she thought onlyfans energy is a compliment. she contributing to the downfall of society. she ain't got nothing to offer but azz. she looks like every broken chick with that hair lookin like algae. talking about growth all she can talk about is seeing dudes deek grow. whole time she kept moving like she needed to scratch that tuna can tween her legs, she squirming from the ITCH, i can practically smell her through the damn screen... LOLOLOL you a simp, can't roast a ho...pfft yeah right SMFH
      EDIT: thought it was about the green hair chick. that other one was fine. i'd clown that bra she wearing with the fake under teet lines like as if she needed the help. that shit thirsty

    • @marklatham1414
      @marklatham1414 Год назад

      Don't want to ruin his potential chances with her later on that night. A man of culture.

  • @TheR3ALcharli3Br0wn
    @TheR3ALcharli3Br0wn Год назад +1103

    “Get yo perfect a$$ outta here!” 😂😂😂 she was a baddy fa sho

    • @killekillekille1
      @killekillekille1 Год назад +56

      somebody get her @

    • @TheMisadventuresOfWiggy
      @TheMisadventuresOfWiggy Год назад

      What's with blacks with their goblin fetishes🙄

    • @tr1ck0
      @tr1ck0 Год назад +13

      @@killekillekille1why?

    • @speedracer8996
      @speedracer8996 Год назад +22

      @@tr1ck0 I wonder.. think about it, pretty sure you can figure it out.

    • @Edelce
      @Edelce Год назад

      @@tr1ck0 to be a horny creep obviously

  • @MillionDollarMullettt
    @MillionDollarMullettt Год назад +147

    Buddy got his ass with the Weekend joke💀

  • @rvh9876
    @rvh9876 Год назад +70

    Calling that dude "weary" was perfect. He had to be fucked up on something.
    Then some beautiful, put together person shows up... what is he supposed to do with that? She was honestly perfect. Damn.

    • @TubaTones
      @TubaTones Год назад

      @@marciestoddard730except the chick with the rock hard nipples, she was perfect.

  • @Prosodyy
    @Prosodyy Год назад +124

    The of girl killed the vibe with those cracked out movements😂

    • @drgopta2180
      @drgopta2180 Год назад +48

      finally someone said it.

    • @VFL0519
      @VFL0519 Год назад +42

      Some kinda automatic chicken wing leg situations I saw it too. Not even just drugs really just stripping so long she can’t help but randomly buss it open 😂

    • @fabulousxtina
      @fabulousxtina Год назад +1

      SHE LITERALLY SELLS HER BODY & SOUL FOR A LIVING & IS A BIG TIME DRUGGIE😖

    • @Prosodyy
      @Prosodyy Год назад +3

      @@VFL0519 💀💀💀

    • @obijuankenobi420
      @obijuankenobi420 Год назад +12

      Shit made me cringe outta nowhere

  • @Joe.305.
    @Joe.305. Год назад +119

    “The energy of a rescue dog” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Joe.305.
      @Joe.305. 9 месяцев назад

      @@damondpleasant3828 😂😂

  • @danielfernandez2513
    @danielfernandez2513 Год назад +95

    Energy of a Rescued Dog, LMFAO

    • @chieftron
      @chieftron Год назад +3

      I was dead LOL!

    • @tonyelite5714
      @tonyelite5714 Год назад +1

      Best line of the whole roast

    • @ev446
      @ev446 Год назад

      that dude was def on shrooms lol

    • @daxid_____
      @daxid_____ 6 месяцев назад

      😭😭😭

  • @capnscootermagic
    @capnscootermagic Год назад +17

    Cool but what’s her onlyfans tho?

  • @caterpie911
    @caterpie911 8 месяцев назад +11

    How crazy is it that we live in a time where you can ask any girl if she does OF, and not only is she not offended by the question, but that the chance is actually 50/50 she'll say yes and be proud of that.

  • @PaigeAshliegh
    @PaigeAshliegh 10 месяцев назад +19

    _“You look like you would be in a gender neutral reboot of scooby-do.”_ Hilarious joke being slept on, too accurate!💯 🤣🤣😂

  • @Ec3z
    @Ec3z 11 месяцев назад +27

    “You look like the weekend on the weekend after he ate all weekend”😂😂😂😂

  • @94tegLSatMSC
    @94tegLSatMSC Год назад +16

    Ay, who got her onlyfans, asking for a friend.

  • @r.dinesh5026
    @r.dinesh5026 Год назад +37

    The rescue dog joke was so on point 💯🔥😂

  • @Fistfulofdollarsinthedicegame
    @Fistfulofdollarsinthedicegame Год назад +12

    What was shortys only fans?

  • @Tommyxp420
    @Tommyxp420 Год назад +27

    Dude had me cut TF up when he said "He so weary." 😂😂😂😂

  • @uncleelroy9867
    @uncleelroy9867 Год назад +21

    "you got good knees" LMFAO!!!! Lucas cooold wit it!

  • @andressandoval9043
    @andressandoval9043 Год назад +56

    Getting roasted by David Lucas would be an honor! Lmao

    • @atx1722
      @atx1722 Год назад

      Greg Geraldo would be an honor, David Lucas would have a heart attack.

    • @andressandoval9043
      @andressandoval9043 Год назад +1

      @@atx1722 Greg Geraldo was the GOAT and one of the first true pioneers to do it! Sad he is gone.

  • @buttcheeks985
    @buttcheeks985 Год назад +358

    Feel like we've been watching David go from unknown to top tier comic. It's like being proud of someone you've never met😂

  • @dru4670
    @dru4670 Год назад +46

    We need a back and forth from the guests. I think Lucas enjoys the roast backs.😁

  • @sikisusa9340
    @sikisusa9340 Год назад +10

    So nobody gonna give us her @!?

  • @bobbucks
    @bobbucks Год назад +6

    Someone please find the only fans girl. I got some spare cash and an empty Saturday night.

  • @BcnEggNChz_
    @BcnEggNChz_ Год назад +17

    "you got the energy of a rescue dog" HOLY FUCK LMFAOOO

  • @DawkinsPlays
    @DawkinsPlays Год назад +8

    TBH the OF girl was hot

  • @poloreacts27
    @poloreacts27 6 месяцев назад +3

    The Librarian was a smoke show

  • @D-NICE33
    @D-NICE33 11 месяцев назад +5

    DAMN that 2nd girls NIPPLES...PEANUT M&M'S!!!

  • @no-oneyou-know1558
    @no-oneyou-know1558 Год назад +25

    Bro said he cant roast pretty girls.. like they havent roasted him his whole life 😂🤣

    • @marklatham1414
      @marklatham1414 Год назад +1

      Don't want to ruin his potential chances with her later on that night. A man of culture.

    • @suryaruthala3746
      @suryaruthala3746 Год назад

      lmao fr@@marklatham1414

  • @T_D_B_
    @T_D_B_ Год назад +8

    What's her OF?

  • @MauriceDuarte-r5w
    @MauriceDuarte-r5w Год назад +5

    i just wanna know what thr girl with green hair name is lmaoooo

  • @MrZambrano101
    @MrZambrano101 Год назад +20

    What's her onlyfans tho! Lmao 🤣

    • @facewipe27
      @facewipe27 Год назад +11

      It’s @touchgrass22

    • @DefeatLust
      @DefeatLust 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@facewipe27 That's. My. BOY!!!!
      FOCUS THE F*** UP, BROTHERS

    • @mikefelty2625
      @mikefelty2625 2 месяца назад

      @you'llnevermeether69

  • @swingramento9162
    @swingramento9162 Год назад +13

    “Prolly eat naked” got me dead 💀😂

  • @ric3p0
    @ric3p0 Год назад +20

    David really keeps getting funnier. Keep up the hustle

    • @realitybites1253
      @realitybites1253 11 месяцев назад

      Racism is funny, yes. I'm sure he wouldn't like it if you talked about how he looked like a gorilla that let itself go...
      Or he looks like he eats all the feces from every bathroom he uses just like Africans do...

  • @theniceones1613
    @theniceones1613 Год назад +10

    *Notice how she diverts the only fans questions to David*

    • @T_D_B_
      @T_D_B_ Год назад +4

      Poor dear thinks her Dad might love still her, a tiny bit... n o p e

    • @mikefelty2625
      @mikefelty2625 2 месяца назад

      ​@@T_D_B_Yeah if he couldn't even bring back the milk, he never loved her.

  • @joshuatealeaves
    @joshuatealeaves Год назад +7

    4:19 you know they’re hot when you’re miming drinking from an empty glass

  • @joel1228
    @joel1228 Год назад +12

    "it take you all day to kick someone's ass" took me TF out lmaooo

  • @dannyroz
    @dannyroz Год назад +4

    What's that onlyfans though....

  • @htxflow
    @htxflow 10 месяцев назад +4

    The onlyfans chick was fine but the chick after her was flawless. Good lord, she's a goddess

  • @maxwilliamson5537
    @maxwilliamson5537 Год назад +5

    Soooo what’s her OF??

  • @swingforthefences777
    @swingforthefences777 Год назад +6

    Remember when girls used to be embarrassed that they’re nudes got leaked? Now it’s three dollars a month…..

    • @T_D_B_
      @T_D_B_ Год назад +1

      There will be painful regret later

    • @freebreezy2k155
      @freebreezy2k155 23 дня назад

      if black people can reclaim the n-word why cant hoes reclaim nudes lmfao

  • @josephwesward
    @josephwesward Год назад +10

    Many have been called to fistbump David but few can answer to his roasts.

  • @minimojobot
    @minimojobot Год назад +6

    i was at this show and david had to kick out the most flamboyant dude for not shutting up lol 10/10 show

  • @kaylathekoo
    @kaylathekoo Год назад +6

    Imagine thinking you a pretty girl and then get on stage and get roasted by David. I’d start cryin lmao

  • @lc400matt
    @lc400matt Год назад +7

    I was there at this show & this man had me wheezing! He needs to post the clip of when he had the flamboyant dude escorted out of the venue at this show lmao

  • @torontoenvironment9899
    @torontoenvironment9899 Год назад +27

    I'm so happy for you. If you can please make a video around your whole night at a Kill Tony event. Now that you're a star and it would be unreal to see your POV from walking in to the green room to your set to any after-party now that you're the man from the place you were discovered. This would be great content.

    • @jxrion
      @jxrion Год назад

      This is a pretty neat idea

    • @johnherron1504
      @johnherron1504 Год назад +1

      lmao thats never gonna happen you dont understand to point of a green room apparently

    • @noobygods
      @noobygods Год назад +4

      @@johnherron1504came here to say this

    • @mobomediachannel7101
      @mobomediachannel7101 11 месяцев назад

      Good content for Only Eating Fans

  • @joshmoxey.
    @joshmoxey. 4 месяца назад +3

    I almost choked on my food at "gender neutral reboot of scooby-do" 😂😂😂 most underrated joke in here

  • @gdubya03
    @gdubya03 Год назад +11

    This is too funny. Props to you man. That takes some mad skills

  • @dyiinbreed9750
    @dyiinbreed9750 Год назад +12

    What’s the green hair girl onlyfans?

  • @samtipton9402
    @samtipton9402 Год назад +7

    Man much respect and luv to David Lucas I've been a fan for yrs ever since Roast Me great seeing all the success u and the crew are havin,keep grinding🤎✊️

  • @BuzzTx902
    @BuzzTx902 Год назад +7

    What’s her onlyfans? Need to know for research purposes

  • @PaullHutchh
    @PaullHutchh Год назад +41

    David is so chill when he roasts I love it. Knows how to take a joke and dish it out 💯🔥

    • @realitybites1253
      @realitybites1253 11 месяцев назад

      Yeah, okay African. Go back to Africa and make Africa great.

  • @VangoghC5C
    @VangoghC5C Год назад +7

    That weekend joke was funny though

  • @tech1238
    @tech1238 Год назад +30

    The scooby doo one got me good 😅

  • @timotharcher
    @timotharcher Год назад +4

    To roast is a one thing... to roast funny is another.... but to Roast funny with a speed of light... That is another level. Fearless and merciless... the way it supposed to be.

  • @r6rideroh4
    @r6rideroh4 2 месяца назад +2

    The OF girl brings nothing to the table

  • @miniRILLO
    @miniRILLO Год назад +6

    Hell yeah David! More of this please.

  • @coolhwip6638
    @coolhwip6638 3 месяца назад +1

    Nah the girl that came on after the OF girl was waaaaay badder than she was

    • @DefeatLust
      @DefeatLust 2 месяца назад

      Ain't nothing beautiful about a girl who sells herself online.

  • @icecool85
    @icecool85 Год назад +7

    This was straight gold. I need more 🔥

  • @OG_Flower_Child
    @OG_Flower_Child Год назад +9

    David is made for this 🤣

  • @dillonr2610
    @dillonr2610 Год назад +13

    That last guy looked like he stumbled onto the stage like he was in the wrong building trying to find the bathroom 😂

  • @treyday5200
    @treyday5200 Год назад +4

    Bro smakked him with that weeknd joke.

  • @Darksagan
    @Darksagan 10 месяцев назад +2

    Second chick was a baddie. Man theres no way I would stand up there so props to all of them.

  • @antonlvdm
    @antonlvdm Год назад +20

    Dude, you're just getting better and better!! Keep putting in those hours! 💪

    • @albertosaldana7456
      @albertosaldana7456 Год назад +1

      He’s a vet, if theres a person with the most hours its him.

    • @antonlvdm
      @antonlvdm Год назад +2

      @@albertosaldana7456 He is a vet on Kill Tony. I don't think that is where he aims to peak at.

  • @mattmendez4363
    @mattmendez4363 Год назад +6

    The energy of a rescue dog is spot on 😅

  • @Runforever70
    @Runforever70 6 месяцев назад +2

    Someone plug that OF girl

    • @mikefelty2625
      @mikefelty2625 2 месяца назад

      She looks like she gets plugged plenty on OF. The other girl was WAY more attractive.

  • @iyaramonk
    @iyaramonk Год назад +3

    No wonder she looks like she works out. She does a squat every time she laughs

    • @fabulousxtina
      @fabulousxtina Год назад +2

      LMAO SHE'S USED TO BEING ON HER KNEES; IT'S WHAT SHE DOES FOR A LIVING🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jonesy0218
    @Jonesy0218 Год назад +4

    Bro I’m crying at the rescue dog energy 😂😂😂😂

  • @andrewjacksonbr
    @andrewjacksonbr 4 месяца назад +2

    That Weekend joke was accurate

  • @ishmael_03
    @ishmael_03 9 месяцев назад +1

    Clout chasing OF 304s are so pathetic. 🤣

  • @Jonathon1031
    @Jonathon1031 Год назад +2

    The girl that wasn’t a Hoe shoulda been the thumbnail

    • @fabulousxtina
      @fabulousxtina Год назад +2

      💯💯💯Real talk.. "We don't love them hoessss" in my Snoop Dogg voice‼️

  • @WawieRode
    @WawieRode Год назад +2

    David looking like he's gunna bust through that brick wall talking bout "oh yeah!"

  • @bossHogOG
    @bossHogOG Год назад +1

    The digital zooms are pointless and stupid. Why you cutting away from the attractive woman?

  • @au3014
    @au3014 Год назад +1

    We cherish you - the new ROASTER KING!!!
    JeffRoss and DonRickles - thank you for your service.
    Let the black boy lead.
    Or as Joey Diaz says- STAY BLACK MFKS!!

  • @ThichabodCrane
    @ThichabodCrane 3 месяца назад +1

    David got SO SALTY when Tool Time hit em with a good one.

  • @ayo0o0o0o0
    @ayo0o0o0o0 Год назад +2

    4:47 waaaay too much 304 energy

  • @Zipzopper
    @Zipzopper Год назад +2

    What’s the last girls @? Asking for a friend fr fr

  • @williamrice7961
    @williamrice7961 Год назад +2

    Lil ass feet with that big ass body 😂I’m ROLLIN 😂

  • @josephpossanza5022
    @josephpossanza5022 Год назад +1

    Onlyfans, im coo. She may be good looking but that Narcissism real heavy.

  • @PyroInTheFace21
    @PyroInTheFace21 7 месяцев назад +1

    Where's her OF tho asking for a friend

  • @OnePissedOffHippie
    @OnePissedOffHippie Год назад +2

    One day, David will roast me, and it will be of epic proportions. 🖤

  • @rashadroberts8442
    @rashadroberts8442 10 месяцев назад +1

    Men of culture, we meet again. We'd like to Nip it in the Bud 👀

  • @408nickanthony
    @408nickanthony Год назад +2

    Plug the OF

  • @Patrick-jj5nh
    @Patrick-jj5nh Год назад +1

    whats with that OF girl constantly crouching... force of habit?

  • @LuckyOctober
    @LuckyOctober 10 месяцев назад +1

    Yah.. nice…..teeth that’s what I was going to say too 👀

  • @PhoenixTheKid3
    @PhoenixTheKid3 11 месяцев назад +2

    “Your too old, to be acting like that” 🤣💀

  • @ByronicLuke
    @ByronicLuke Год назад +3

    😂😂That weekend joke😂😂

  • @carlostyler6344
    @carlostyler6344 7 месяцев назад +1

    That shoulder shimmy from Ricky Martin made me uncomfortable🤣 3:31

  • @Grifynmusic
    @Grifynmusic Год назад +2

    “This nigga weary” 😂😂😂

  • @bioburden
    @bioburden Год назад +2

    Amazing stuff David, keep up the great work! Greetings from Ireland 😎

  • @travisschnider
    @travisschnider Год назад +2

    Funny but he was never left speechless.

  • @MaxIsBackInTown
    @MaxIsBackInTown 11 месяцев назад +2

    I died when he said “ this Nigga weary” 😂

  • @damo8344
    @damo8344 7 месяцев назад +2

    energy of a rescue dog is hilarious hahahah

  • @TVFlix
    @TVFlix 2 месяца назад

    Can't decide which girls more attractive. First girl is more sexy while second is more pretty if that makes sense.

  • @MenFallSilent
    @MenFallSilent Год назад +1

    David your intro song... how did you find H3maniac? that dude has 3 views on you tube

  • @taefithendo
    @taefithendo Год назад +10

    very impressive how you went from add roasting to being on stage with good sets and still roasting.

  • @MusicHead480
    @MusicHead480 Год назад +3

    Baddie must of been cold

  • @ThomasLeo
    @ThomasLeo Год назад +3

    Energy of a rescue dog was so on point

  • @_wombman_
    @_wombman_ Год назад +1

    😂❤David when you coming back to Ontario CA. ?

  • @sk8legendz
    @sk8legendz Год назад +1

    Bro I swear you say the funniest shit.
    Rescue dog
    Small feet gonna take you all day to kick someone's ass
    I cant roast pretty girls.
    😂😂😂😂