Madame Web is PAINFULLY BAD, this is NOT a superhero film!!

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @KNIGHTSWATCH
    @KNIGHTSWATCH  9 месяцев назад +33

    Grab the Shadiversity Plush NOW: www.makeship.com/products/shadiversity-plush

    • @Valehass
      @Valehass 9 месяцев назад

      Dakota Fanning sacking her agent for setting her up in this film was probably the only positive Madam Web produced.

    • @senorstyx3011
      @senorstyx3011 9 месяцев назад

      They did fight a patriarchy, the one they created obviously.

    • @joejack6305
      @joejack6305 9 месяцев назад

      I think you “Brits” underestimate just how stupid us Americans sound when we speak… Your complaints while valid … spend a week here

    • @freman007
      @freman007 9 месяцев назад

      The concept of a character with (limited) pre-cognitive abilities could be the basis of an interesting story (Nic Cage did it), but this is a complete failure as a story.

    • @SpadeApeiron
      @SpadeApeiron 9 месяцев назад

      I'd rate this movie ~ the guy in the left's Hairstyle/10 its that BAD.

  • @marcogenovesi8570
    @marcogenovesi8570 9 месяцев назад +498

    Can you believe Dakota Johnson (the main actress) left the talent agency that got her in this role? I can

    • @oddballssherman3785
      @oddballssherman3785 9 месяцев назад +45

      She has no talent, nor agency

    • @ElhajMahmoud
      @ElhajMahmoud 9 месяцев назад +38

      I’d leave an agency that put me in that shit show

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 9 месяцев назад +24

      @@oddballssherman3785 that's Brie Larsen

    • @Psycorde
      @Psycorde 9 месяцев назад

      @@oddballssherman3785 lol

    • @STEVEIAM1
      @STEVEIAM1 9 месяцев назад +27

      She thought she was making a marvel movie not a Sony movie.

  • @josephpeck7333
    @josephpeck7333 9 месяцев назад +304

    Tyranth's face of existential pain says it all.
    ...
    "0 out of 10... This was written by AI."
    Now it makes sense.

    • @AbzAden
      @AbzAden 9 месяцев назад +25

      Let’s not insult the AI I’m sure it would make a better script lol 😂

    • @josephpeck7333
      @josephpeck7333 9 месяцев назад +9

      Maybe now@@AbzAden , but remember, for this movie to be written and produced, it was still in it's baby stages.
      Also, the AI was probably stifled by it's producers, just sayin'. 🤣

    • @Andri474
      @Andri474 9 месяцев назад +15

      It probably was written by Chat GPT....at first. Then SOMEONE went in and said "nah, let me make some changes".

    • @Cofcos
      @Cofcos 9 месяцев назад +5

      "You have not seen what I have seen."

    • @josephpeck7333
      @josephpeck7333 9 месяцев назад

      HAHAHA
      That's that look in a nutshell!@@Cofcos

  • @TheEldritchGod
    @TheEldritchGod 9 месяцев назад +241

    Tyranth starts off with a fake smile and slowly gets a thousand-yard stare like he's just dead inside.
    Your suffering sustains me.

    • @knight_lautrec_of_carim
      @knight_lautrec_of_carim 9 месяцев назад +2

      "Time to record another episode of 'Marvel slop bad!' to please the easily rage baited..."

    • @albertblay277
      @albertblay277 9 месяцев назад +5

      Ah, schadenfreude

    • @williamklemp3764
      @williamklemp3764 9 месяцев назад

      Fuck bro, even for an Eldritch god, that's dark 😂

    • @billienews
      @billienews 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@knight_lautrec_of_carim they can't fairly criticize a film, even if it's marvel slop, unless they see. That's how fair criticism works. You have to at least be educated about it if you're going to talk about it at length

  • @joemoran7306
    @joemoran7306 9 месяцев назад +87

    She Hulk Writers: "lets write a show about a lawyer, having no knowledge of how the law works"
    Madame Webb Writers: "Lets write a movie about a paramedic, having no knowledge of how medicine/biology works"

    • @EmilePesky-n1v
      @EmilePesky-n1v 9 месяцев назад

      Sounds like they hate women

    • @Horstveratu
      @Horstveratu 9 месяцев назад +5

      She Hulk Writers: "lets write a show about a lawyer, having no knowledge of how the law works"
      Madame Webb Writers: "Lets write a movie, having no knowledge of how to write" (fixed that for you) 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shadow8928
    @shadow8928 9 месяцев назад +182

    the only madam web worthy of the name is the one from the 90's cartoon.

    • @Mike_Dubo
      @Mike_Dubo 9 месяцев назад +14

      (SMACKS TABLE)
      THANK YOU!

    • @TheHornedKing
      @TheHornedKing 9 месяцев назад +10

      Damn right.

    • @bigguy7353
      @bigguy7353 9 месяцев назад +1

      Incorrect. That would be the genuine comic character.

    • @EmeraldVideosNL
      @EmeraldVideosNL 9 месяцев назад

      You mean Spider Woman? I remember watching that in the 90s, I liked that.

    • @billcc7704
      @billcc7704 9 месяцев назад +25

      The Madame Web in the 90's cartoon was played by Stan Lee's wife. That is all you need to know.

  • @darkintelligence6229
    @darkintelligence6229 9 месяцев назад +51

    Thank you for taking one for the team Shad.

  • @more17
    @more17 9 месяцев назад +54

    "This film was written by AI..."
    Damn, Dakota Johnson wasn't kidding.

    • @Golmov_the_Wretched
      @Golmov_the_Wretched 9 месяцев назад +4

      AI would have been smart enough put Sydney Sweeney in something skin-tight.

  • @Megacaillou
    @Megacaillou 9 месяцев назад +120

    As an EMT, bad ambulance scenes in films like this give me ventricular tachycardia.

    • @somethingsomethingsomethingdar
      @somethingsomethingsomethingdar 9 месяцев назад +6

      You should probably get that checked.

    • @Matthew10950
      @Matthew10950 9 месяцев назад +4

      Gasundheit.

    • @dgray7537
      @dgray7537 9 месяцев назад +3

      I recommend you take 20cc's of Fowler's

    • @theabhorrentchef7226
      @theabhorrentchef7226 9 месяцев назад +1

      Nahhh you ain’t a piece of conduit! No one gets one over on me 🤨

    • @wavion2
      @wavion2 9 месяцев назад +4

      Sounds like you need some chest compressions!

  • @doolicious
    @doolicious 9 месяцев назад +92

    Sony’s TRY NOT TO HAVE A WORSE CINEMATIC UNIVERSE THAN DC CHALLENGE (GONE TRAUMATIC)
    Can’t help but feel bad for Nathan and Tyranth at the start of this one 😂

  • @joefurlong421
    @joefurlong421 9 месяцев назад +78

    These people think they’re writing Schindler’s List or something but they make the writing of Paw Patrol look like Citizen Kane.

    • @justincider8892
      @justincider8892 9 месяцев назад +14

      Paw Patrol is at least entertaining to its target audience.

    • @santi_super_stunts2573
      @santi_super_stunts2573 9 месяцев назад +3

      Paw patrol is fire tho and citizen Kane is the most overrated movie of all time

    • @PerfectPanels9
      @PerfectPanels9 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@santi_super_stunts2573 citizen Kane has a lot of deeper details in the story and great shots but that's all it has. It's overrated to me too.

    • @santi_super_stunts2573
      @santi_super_stunts2573 9 месяцев назад

      @@PerfectPanels9 thank you!!! I can die happy knowing someone else also agrees it is overrated, yes the special effects are awesome from a time with no CGI but it IS NOT “the greatest movie of all time” that a lot of list say

  • @tekkblade82
    @tekkblade82 9 месяцев назад +39

    Disney named a ship in Star Wars, Vessel, and named a rock character Geode. There are definitely writers dumb enough to name a cat, Cat. If you had subtitles on for the movie I'm sure it's named Kat because the writers think that's cute and clever.

    • @ChristopherWind
      @ChristopherWind 9 месяцев назад +4

      My first cat was named cat😮...

    • @bearrington2024
      @bearrington2024 9 месяцев назад

      @@ChristopherWindRight!? My cat is called "cat". Cat is a perfectly good name for a cat!

    • @jmanakajosh9354
      @jmanakajosh9354 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@bearrington2024 No 😂

    • @Madison-iw8ix
      @Madison-iw8ix 9 месяцев назад +1

      Tbf, Tolkien named a dog character Huan, which just means Dog.

    • @tekkblade82
      @tekkblade82 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@Madison-iw8ix it means dog, but it is not dog. Naming the cat Neko would have been a step up from cat.

  • @StressLevel100
    @StressLevel100 9 месяцев назад +63

    By the way, Shad, if you announce you will go to megacon I WILL be there. This is not a threat, this is me getting excited for the possibility of meeting on of my favorite creators on the platform 😇

    • @bigguy7353
      @bigguy7353 9 месяцев назад +3

      I wouldn't meet (enter any celebrity name) at Megacon if it meant I had to wade through cosplayers shilling their Instagram.

    • @zachhughes9149
      @zachhughes9149 9 месяцев назад +1

      “This is not a threat.” Lol

    • @MysticKnight
      @MysticKnight 9 месяцев назад

      "This not a threat... this is a promise."

  • @RagnarokiaNG
    @RagnarokiaNG 9 месяцев назад +66

    The best part of this movie is knowing some valenties day couples got to enjoy the empty cinemas that are effectively private acoustic sex booths.

    • @neon9152
      @neon9152 9 месяцев назад +11

      Are there still people in the booth upstairs working the cameras or is it all just digital now? If so, that could be fun for them too!

    • @DocMicrowave
      @DocMicrowave 9 месяцев назад +3

      You are assuming a couple would want to got to this movie on Valentines day.

  • @AncestorEmpire1
    @AncestorEmpire1 9 месяцев назад +67

    Poseidon : “RELEASE THE MEMES!”
    (Zeus has authority of the skies, not the water)

  • @marcogenovesi8570
    @marcogenovesi8570 9 месяцев назад +50

    Shad trying to make his employee quit any% speedrun, by making them watch Madame Bobs

    • @alberto5770
      @alberto5770 9 месяцев назад +3

      Not all videos can be about boob armour

    • @ElfosDeMordor
      @ElfosDeMordor 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@alberto5770 I disagree

    • @JamesBrown-rd8og
      @JamesBrown-rd8og 9 месяцев назад

      AGREEEE
      ; )))))))))))))@@ElfosDeMordor

  • @trevor5379
    @trevor5379 9 месяцев назад +27

    I remember watching the 90's spiderman cartoon show. Madam web was a cool, mysterious character.

    • @valentinegonsalves7322
      @valentinegonsalves7322 9 месяцев назад

      She's blind and handicapped in the canon. Which is a neat little poetic idea that she can see the future.
      The movie makes her an annoying auntie who has to watch four idiot teen girls.

    • @JamesBrown-rd8og
      @JamesBrown-rd8og 9 месяцев назад +2

      Indeed

    • @Phoenix2312
      @Phoenix2312 9 месяцев назад

      Yup! And that had so much potential... Start it as a Period Piece, Show Madame Web to be Long Lived before discovering her powers and becoming a Multiverseal Entity... You could really have fun with her as she is clearly "beyond Time" - She is ANCIENT!
      But nope... They did THIS!
      #ThisisNOTMadameWeb

  • @GamingArcane
    @GamingArcane 9 месяцев назад +18

    The reason this was made is because Sony wants to make more Spider-Man related movies where they don't have to share any of the money with Marvel. It's the same reason Morbius got made. It's why Kraven is being made. It's why Venom exists.

    • @Riceball01
      @Riceball01 9 месяцев назад +1

      Exactly! Sony wants their own Spidey-verse just without Spider-Man so they don't have to deal with or share any of the profits with Marvel/Disney. And so far, the only that seems to have done remotely well has been Venom but I think that Sony is still hoping that they successfully build an SCU without Spidey.
      As far as a female empowerment agenda goes, I have my doubts about that. There are other female characters in the Spider-Man pantheon that they could have gone with Spider-Gwen or Spider-Woman. I think that they thought that an ensemble cast was the way to go. Remember, Sony is a Japanese owned company and the Japanese aren't into this whole feminist agenda thing. And if Sony is run anything like other Japanese companies with branches in the US then Japan is going to have a lot of say in what they can and can't do. If Sony pictures ties to do something that Sony Japan doesn't like, you can bet that they're going to tell them no.

  • @pedroamaral8988
    @pedroamaral8988 9 месяцев назад +10

    The first venom movie might be worst thing that had ever happened to Sony pictures. 😅 I mean, I actually enjoyed it for what it was and so did others, but it totally sent them the wrong message. Sony really believes that making Spider-Man’s characters movies without Spider-Man will eventually paid off.

  • @starsbookreviews
    @starsbookreviews 9 месяцев назад +18

    My grandmother had a cat named Cat but that was because she only had it a few days and hadn't decided what to name it before she sadly passed away.

  • @Andri474
    @Andri474 9 месяцев назад +15

    Just to reiterate, I completely agree that this may have been written by Chat GPT, at first. Unfortunately, someone decided to make some changes.

    • @valentinegonsalves7322
      @valentinegonsalves7322 9 месяцев назад +2

      Think about all the ideas with foresight into the future. You've got Dr Manhattan on one end. He can see the future sure, but he still experiences it and cannot change much. There's a heavy theme there. Philosophical weight.
      On the other hand you have Dr Strange. He looks into the future and pulls a neat trick. Takes a risk and makes a gamble with odds that are fourteen billion six hundred five to one.
      There's Back to the Future. Marty has technically seen what his parents' future looks like and so when he goes back in time accidentally. But he can't change too much because every change will have a butterfly effect and the future past will always catch up to you.
      You've got Quicksilver and Flash that bend time and can tell where objects will be.
      Madame Web? You can see ten minutes ahead, which means you now get ten minutes to solve a problem. You could have cut out the bs by making her super intelligent who can think at lightning speed like memorizing the details and using the environment. But nah! They make her a dummy-dum-dum!

    • @karlthorsten9118
      @karlthorsten9118 9 месяцев назад

      Chat GTP can probably make a MUCH better movie at this point than what this turned into...

  • @TheHornedKing
    @TheHornedKing 9 месяцев назад +8

    Even worse than Rings of Power? Dear God...

  • @themalcontent100
    @themalcontent100 9 месяцев назад +7

    you know the part that really scratches your head? The production team, the studio, the script writers. All of them considered this as a safe bet

  • @daniellappen4845
    @daniellappen4845 9 месяцев назад +10

    Just by way of argument... Columbo named his dog Dog. 😆😆

  • @darkdawnbringer
    @darkdawnbringer 9 месяцев назад +13

    Even chest compresions can't save this movie...

  • @dragonsouleater1119
    @dragonsouleater1119 9 месяцев назад +6

    when the left-most dude says, 'two hours'. LUL i really felt for him

  • @TheJocke92
    @TheJocke92 9 месяцев назад +24

    And Dakota Johnson said “And I know what the future brings. I know that when you see Madame Web you're going to love it. In fact, I think you're going to see it twice.” 😂
    Nothing could have been further away from the truth. I like Spider-Men movies... But I have 0% interested in seeing this movie.

    • @zacharymcmillan2788
      @zacharymcmillan2788 9 месяцев назад +2

      For the record:I love Spider Man movies;that is,movies that feature Spider Man as a main character,and not as a mention or a one minute cameo.

    • @MrNickPresley
      @MrNickPresley 9 месяцев назад

      Funny thing about the timeline; outside of fixed points and certain destined individuals, everything is in flux constantly. The very act of declaring what the future will be will change the future so it isn't.
      That, or her confidence is both unearned and poorly placed.

    • @paulmurgatroyd6372
      @paulmurgatroyd6372 9 месяцев назад +1

      I can only hope this was a contractual statement and not her actual opinion.

  • @rachelblack314
    @rachelblack314 9 месяцев назад +4

    Tyranth has a gift for cross-examination, "Did they work with it, Shad?"

  • @GodOfPlague
    @GodOfPlague 9 месяцев назад +10

    If they wanted a female led movie. Just make spidergirl with tobey maguire cast as her retired from supes action father.

    • @JoRoq1
      @JoRoq1 9 месяцев назад +4

      Mayday Parker would be a great potential lead. But they won’t do it because to do it right that have to acknowledge how good and necessary Peter was until the tragic fight.

  • @thomascasey8171
    @thomascasey8171 9 месяцев назад +3

    Thanks for watching this for us. A truly brave and selfless act!

  • @AurianArchive
    @AurianArchive 9 месяцев назад +4

    I have never seen Tyranth... just... so... Flummoxed with pain.

  • @Alcogod
    @Alcogod 9 месяцев назад +9

    11:37 This is exactly what they are trying to do with Miles Morales, making him the main Spider Man. PETER PARKER IS SPIDERMAN.

    • @karlthorsten9118
      @karlthorsten9118 9 месяцев назад

      Not to woke elements, even slight ones. Spider-Man can't be white or Peter Parker, he must be non-white and either be Miles Morales, or anyone else but the bad version - which is anything old and established.
      And remember - Miles Morales isn't even Latino. He is *Latin-X!* Like... EX-LATINO. Just because Disney and other morons need to get OWNERSHIP of the definition of Latino people!
      It's bloody insane.

  • @viceroy3016
    @viceroy3016 9 месяцев назад +9

    I gotta give Hollywood one at a boy - they are growing my bank account with all the money I'm saving not going to theater. BTW the way you guys look shell shocked, almost like your souls have been sucked out. Thanks for taking one for the team.

  • @oldmangreywolf6892
    @oldmangreywolf6892 9 месяцев назад +65

    The progressives want to redefine words, so will I.
    Insanity will now be called Disney.
    Definition: Doing the same thing over and over expecting a different outcome.

    • @zoanth4
      @zoanth4 9 месяцев назад +5

      Disney didn't make this movie

    • @josephippolito1402
      @josephippolito1402 9 месяцев назад +1

      The Spider-Man Universe is worse than the MCU

    • @oldmangreywolf6892
      @oldmangreywolf6892 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@zoanth4
      Did I say Disney made this movie?

    • @nathanjora7627
      @nathanjora7627 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@oldmangreywolf6892No, he just assumed that because you said that in that comment section about that movie.

    • @oldmangreywolf6892
      @oldmangreywolf6892 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@nathanjora7627
      Our liberal run schools do not teach context in there reading a writing classes.

  • @XiaoFury
    @XiaoFury 9 месяцев назад +8

    Well, I have no idea what feminists think that women like, but it's not this!

    • @trevorthornley8835
      @trevorthornley8835 9 месяцев назад

      They don't care about what women like. They care about what they like.

  • @itsallfunandgames723
    @itsallfunandgames723 9 месяцев назад +2

    "He worked with my mother on a spider safari in the Amazon..."
    Everything from the trailer made it sound like a gripping mystery!

  • @stephenford5661
    @stephenford5661 9 месяцев назад +12

    We had a cat named Sea-ahy-tee gato ford, because we weren't planning to get attached to her. She was a stray that we picked up from our church. She was the best cat we ever had.

  • @BIGFRANKOL75
    @BIGFRANKOL75 9 месяцев назад +3

    But the "Bad Guy" has spider senses too!
    How could he not see how he died at the end of the movie?

    • @xiii0722
      @xiii0722 9 месяцев назад

      And how did the main character not see the incidents coming that make her blind and crippled?
      Seems kinda important.

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 9 месяцев назад +5

    It’s amazing how Super Hero films went from the Cadillac of brands to the Pinto. It doesn’t command any respect or anticipation, it’s just another throwaway inferior ‘product’

  • @Mythtrekker610
    @Mythtrekker610 9 месяцев назад +16

    From the screenshots I have seen makes the villain look like Miles Moralis and one of Madame webs outfits looks JUST like Scorpius from Farscape!!!

    • @Fuzzycat16
      @Fuzzycat16 9 месяцев назад +3

      Man! you just brought back some old teenage memories of Chiana.

    • @cheeseburgersuperior1874
      @cheeseburgersuperior1874 9 месяцев назад +2

      Rather have a Scorpius movie or series.

    • @laoxep
      @laoxep 9 месяцев назад +2

      That man could act!

    • @JamesBrown-rd8og
      @JamesBrown-rd8og 9 месяцев назад

      INDEED @@laoxep

  • @iAmNothingness
    @iAmNothingness 9 месяцев назад +4

    The dude at the left is contemplating all his life choices that lead him to be there 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tomfuller4205
    @tomfuller4205 9 месяцев назад +1

    My friend is the manger for the local branch of a major theater chain and he stated the four theaters in his multiplex dedicated for this movie only had about 25 - 30 people between them.

  • @BloodSlinga
    @BloodSlinga 9 месяцев назад +6

    I decided to do some research on the Madame Web character in the comics after hearing about this movie... and I know this is gonna sound obvious, but the only similarity these characters have is the name.
    I know this is the most "No Sh*t, Sherlock!" moment in the world, but just thought I'd put that out there.

  • @toms607
    @toms607 9 месяцев назад +6

    Thank you for your service, Knights! 🤣

  • @mikeforester3963
    @mikeforester3963 9 месяцев назад +3

    Oh my Tyranth's 1,000 yard stare at the start XDD

  • @josapienza5
    @josapienza5 9 месяцев назад +3

    I don't even know what to say anymore..my heart is hoping high for Deadpool and Reynolds had to fight hard to get as far as he could....

  • @niklasriva7053
    @niklasriva7053 9 месяцев назад +7

    but, but, but, BUT, but, but, female empowerment?

  • @SirSpence99
    @SirSpence99 9 месяцев назад +3

    I have a friend who named his cat "cat, short for catthew".

  • @danielwesley5051
    @danielwesley5051 9 месяцев назад +2

    Precognition could be such a cool power if used right. In the TV show Fringe they had one episode with a character that was able to run near infinite probabilities in his head, essentially giving him precognition. He used his abilities to set up seemingly innocuous chain reactions that would eventually prove fatal, for instance, dropping a pen in order to cause a mail truck to crash.

  • @Karthig1987
    @Karthig1987 9 месяцев назад +5

    I already wasn't happy about peter parker not being the first Spider-Man but to make Ezekiel the villain now? Lol. So will we get a good morlun?

  • @FaceEatingOwl
    @FaceEatingOwl 9 месяцев назад +26

    Tyranth's hair was cut by AI.

    • @graysonb_designs
      @graysonb_designs 9 месяцев назад +4

      I'm dead 🤣🤣

    • @cheeseburgersuperior1874
      @cheeseburgersuperior1874 9 месяцев назад +6

      The movie did that to him. It changes you. I used to be white.

    • @MrNickPresley
      @MrNickPresley 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@cheeseburgersuperior1874 I watched it, and now I have a Siamese twin growing out of my stomach who keeps telling me to "Open your mind!". He apparently thinks I was being dismissive of Madame Web, but it really was crap.

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@MrNickPresleyIt's time to show the "baby" some _good_ Spider-Movies.

  • @austintheamerican3784
    @austintheamerican3784 9 месяцев назад +4

    “Who names a cat, cat.” Nervously looks the other way

    • @austintheamerican3784
      @austintheamerican3784 9 месяцев назад

      Granted it’s short for Katharine

    • @xiii0722
      @xiii0722 9 месяцев назад

      Hmm, that's actually a bit cute then ​@@austintheamerican3784

  • @AidanRatnage
    @AidanRatnage 9 месяцев назад +3

    The cat in Red Dwarf is named Cat.

    • @Manco65
      @Manco65 9 месяцев назад

      Yep.

  • @MatthewLoom
    @MatthewLoom 9 месяцев назад +9

    Target demographic for this film is CEOs and CFOs.

    • @JoRoq1
      @JoRoq1 9 месяцев назад +5

      No, the target demographic is the writers’s and director’s echo-chamber social circles.
      CEOs and CFOs still need to see profit.

    • @JamesBrown-rd8og
      @JamesBrown-rd8og 9 месяцев назад

      Well SAID@@JoRoq1

    • @Robsta42
      @Robsta42 9 месяцев назад

      @@JoRoq1 Ah but you see; this film looks like it's trying to check off all those "profit" boxes. Pleases the investors, plenty of product placement, cut every corner to reduce costs, release on the best possible day for a movie since Christmas. The only thing they forgot was to make the movie worth watching, but dumb audiences won't know not to watch it until enough people have watched it already right?

  • @ALavaPenguin
    @ALavaPenguin 9 месяцев назад +15

    What even is this, I get I am out of the loop but I had no idea this madame web thing even was a thing that existed

    • @bigguy7353
      @bigguy7353 9 месяцев назад +1

      She isn't a thing, she's a character and has been for 40 years. This is also nothing....... repeat...... NOTHING..... even close to the comic character.

    • @ALavaPenguin
      @ALavaPenguin 9 месяцев назад

      A character is well within the definition of "a thing"@@bigguy7353

    • @janeenschultz8502
      @janeenschultz8502 9 месяцев назад +1

      She's supposed to be this all-seeing prophetess in the Spiderman universe and is an old woman by the time of Peter Parker.

    • @idawg7332
      @idawg7332 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@janeenschultz8502 yep madame web should be played by someone like helen mirren

    • @eeddieedwards3890
      @eeddieedwards3890 9 месяцев назад

      @@idawg7332 Madame "Cobweb"?

  • @The_Knight_Mayor
    @The_Knight_Mayor 9 месяцев назад +11

    IT'S MADAME MORBIN TIME !

    • @Phoenix2312
      @Phoenix2312 9 месяцев назад

      EXACTLY!
      #ThisisNOTMadameWeb

  • @EmeraldVideosNL
    @EmeraldVideosNL 9 месяцев назад +2

    I remember watching a cartoon of Spider Woman back in the 90s. I loved that, shame this movie isn't that.

  • @berges104
    @berges104 9 месяцев назад +1

    Cat named Cat.
    Neighbor has a GSD named D.O.G, spoken Dee-Oh-Gee but spelled DOG

  • @Whit3_Tig3R
    @Whit3_Tig3R 9 месяцев назад +4

    Tyranth's thousand yard stare is priceless

  • @eurosalamander
    @eurosalamander 9 месяцев назад +8

    This is exactly why I am a $10 supporter on Patreon; to compensate Shad & Crew for being the canaries in the media swamp so I don’t have to, and to fund the no doubt VAST quantities of painkillers they need to take in order to numb their poor, battered brains from all the awful writing, inconsistencies and plot holes that they expose themselves to on a regular basis so WE DON’T HAVE TO!!! GENTLEMEN, I SALUTE YOU!!!

  • @scottshafer6024
    @scottshafer6024 9 месяцев назад +2

    Everyone's face...looking like they're having war flashbacks whenever someone has to recall an event in the movie.

  • @DogmaticDave
    @DogmaticDave 9 месяцев назад +2

    Truman Capote wrote a story where the cat is named “Cat”… Breakfast at Tiffany’s

  • @saltiresamurai9215
    @saltiresamurai9215 9 месяцев назад +1

    “Who names a cat, cat?” Someone with absolutely no creativity and wants others to suffer because of it.

  • @thereader6667
    @thereader6667 9 месяцев назад +6

    I have waited all night for this…

  • @Wcverhaagh
    @Wcverhaagh 9 месяцев назад +1

    "Who names their cat.... cat". Looks at my cat named "Little Kitty". I feel attacked.

  • @Erikjust
    @Erikjust 9 месяцев назад +11

    I would like to request Shad reviwing a movie.
    Studio Ghibli lastest movie The boy and the Heron.
    Don't know if Shad is an anime guy but would still like to hear his opinion on it.

  • @rafter_man
    @rafter_man 9 месяцев назад +2

    I don't watch any superhero or marvel stuff but I love listening to you guys talk about it.

  • @jasonhare8540
    @jasonhare8540 9 месяцев назад +1

    "did they .... Did they Shad..."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @youngdolph255
    @youngdolph255 9 месяцев назад +2

    WHAAAAAAAT?!!! The movie everyone knew was going to be shit, was actually shit? 😱😱😱

  • @joostlensvelt7629
    @joostlensvelt7629 9 месяцев назад +1

    actually my sister named her cat cat. I reccomended different names my favourite was truffel

  • @blackshard641
    @blackshard641 9 месяцев назад +1

    "There are ways to work with it..."
    "Did they work with it, Shad?"
    "Well... no...."
    🤣

  • @ghostwriter3175
    @ghostwriter3175 9 месяцев назад +3

    Madame Web was created by the same people that made morbius.
    These "creative" are friends of Feige.
    Sony was ready to sell Spiderman back to Marvel just before "NO Way Home"
    After "NO Way Home", Sony backed out.
    Feige was pissed.
    Now these creatives have to "re-fail" the franchise without making it look like that's what they're doing.
    I used to work with these creatives.

  • @TheShadowfirestorm
    @TheShadowfirestorm 9 месяцев назад

    In the sword of truth novels there is a cat that is named cat. There you go

  • @thesaltyweeb
    @thesaltyweeb 9 месяцев назад +2

    You know what, my workplace gave us tickets to watch this movie... I think I'll dip out during the movie and go buy a Gunpla kit or two... maybe build them while the movie is going on and come back before it ends.

  • @idiotproofdalek
    @idiotproofdalek 9 месяцев назад

    Are Sony basically doing a ‘The Producers’….?

  • @chichiboypumpi
    @chichiboypumpi 9 месяцев назад +3

    Thank you for suffering for us.

  • @Mattj93
    @Mattj93 9 месяцев назад +1

    I have really been saving money by not going to the theater for the past few years. Keep it up, Hollywood!

  • @SmilesFrown2006
    @SmilesFrown2006 9 месяцев назад +1

    Why is Peter Parker's father Ben that's his uncle. His father's name is Richard.

  • @zacharymcmillan2788
    @zacharymcmillan2788 9 месяцев назад

    "You poor devil! What did they do to you in that triangle?"
    - Gomez,to Fester -
    'The Addams Family'

  • @StressLevel100
    @StressLevel100 9 месяцев назад +5

    Is anyone surprised about this?

  • @AAAbatterye2
    @AAAbatterye2 9 месяцев назад +1

    43s I named a cat, cat. It was a different language though

  • @zachariaravenheart
    @zachariaravenheart 9 месяцев назад

    Imagine if Mystery Science Theater 3000 came back. They would have so many things to work off of, like Madame Web!

  • @Daecoth
    @Daecoth 9 месяцев назад

    Thank you blokes (am I using it right? Texan here.) for suffering for OUR enjoyment~!

  • @ApocaIypse666
    @ApocaIypse666 9 месяцев назад +3

    The writers don't deserve writers strike they're all bad at writing

  • @ixaldorran7867
    @ixaldorran7867 9 месяцев назад

    I named my neighbours' cat "cat".
    I certainly was going him moo moo like she wanted

  • @Wyld1one
    @Wyld1one 9 месяцев назад +2

    re wish; toy companies like Kenner and Hasbro, have got 3ish warehouses of merch they can't sell.
    and Madame web well it doesn't even sound like the same character from the comics again.

    • @Wyld1one
      @Wyld1one 9 месяцев назад

      fireworks warehouses do explode when exposed to intense heat.
      take the Beirut explosion recently. exploded with near nuke (fatboy) capability

  • @hojowarf6488
    @hojowarf6488 9 месяцев назад

    I love the Tyranth plushie in the foreground. You should get one too, Shad!

  • @dbibb
    @dbibb 9 месяцев назад

    Columbo's dog was named Dog.

  • @slashwonder
    @slashwonder 9 месяцев назад

    Yes! I can't believe I've been missing these videos. ❤️

  • @randominternetweirdo5479
    @randominternetweirdo5479 9 месяцев назад +1

    Steps on how to watch this movie:
    *-*Place your head on your pillow
    *-*Wrap yourself in your warm comfy blanket
    *-*Dream of the trailer on a loop until you wake up
    *-*Say: "WOW! That was a s#!tty nightmare"
    *-*Go back to sleep

  • @darkintelligence6229
    @darkintelligence6229 9 месяцев назад +3

    You should dress up as Madam Web for FNT shad

  • @Xegethra
    @Xegethra 8 месяцев назад

    I have never, in my life, not once at any time ever....come across cardboard that folds.

  • @monkeysalad
    @monkeysalad 9 месяцев назад +8

    Once upon a time a person could not get a job writing in Hollywood if they were under 50. Now one can not get a job writing there unless one is under 30. That is the issue here. Inclusivity can work if dealt with intelligently.

    • @RamsTheNameCom
      @RamsTheNameCom 9 месяцев назад +1

      ......But the lead writer "Matt Sazama" past works were Morbius, Dracula: Untold, Gods of Egypt, Power Rangers, and The Last Witch Hunter.
      He only writes bad movies.

  • @Stolenbyfriend
    @Stolenbyfriend 9 месяцев назад

    Terry Goodkind.. in his Book "Wizards First Rule" had a Cat named Cat.. Why? because the Cat never Deigned to Tell the Wizard Who Owned him his Name.. so he Called him Cat.. and they got on Quite Well..

  • @TheNuclearGeek
    @TheNuclearGeek 9 месяцев назад +1

    Wait, are they going with the "Aunt May is actually Peter's Mom" thing? Or is it that "Uncle Ben is actually Peter's Dad"?
    I can't keep up with all the ways they have fucked with Peter Parker.

    • @kanrakucheese
      @kanrakucheese 9 месяцев назад

      It's amazing the only reason Marvel backed off their plan to make the awful and pointless Trouble canon was *the math* .

  • @Barracuda-bi9ft
    @Barracuda-bi9ft 9 месяцев назад

    I named my cat orangey because he’s orange but that was simply because I couldn’t think of anything else and he was getting older than a kitten so he needed a name🤣orangey porgy….

  • @Metrion77
    @Metrion77 9 месяцев назад

    From the producing team of The Meg and Michael Bay's Transformers,
    produced by someone who's never worked on full-length movies,
    and the powerhouse writing duo behind Dracula Untold, The Dunkin Donut Power Rangers, Gods of Egypt, and both releases of Morbius

  • @herekblood
    @herekblood 9 месяцев назад

    If you played the game Midnight Suns, which follows some of the story of the limited run comic, Agatha Harkness was in that, but she was already dead at the beginning and only interacts as a ghost.

  • @VespoLiveGaming
    @VespoLiveGaming 9 месяцев назад +1

    Madam Web 2: Chekov's Chest Compression

  • @porakiyadraekojin3390
    @porakiyadraekojin3390 9 месяцев назад

    Dr Mike: Chest Compressions Chest Compressions! Chest Compressions!
    Can we get a Dr. Mike crossover video with this now? 😂