*looks out the window to see the paperboy throw three newspapers into my mailbox simultaneously with pinpoint accuracy, then break the neighbors windows* What a fine young man!
“All six of my windows got smashed by the paperboy. My neighbors tell me the only way to prevent this daily occurrence is to subscribe to the newspaper. I guess I have no choice.”
That's a real great way to get re-subscribers LOL "If you subscribe to our newspaper, you'll get 3 papers every day delivered straight to your mailbox. If you don't subscribe, we'll throw newspapers and destroy your living room windows every day. Technically it's still a subscription, just much more expensive"
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*looks out the window to see the paperboy throw three newspapers into my mailbox simultaneously with pinpoint accuracy, then break the neighbors windows*
What a fine young man!
“All six of my windows got smashed by the paperboy. My neighbors tell me the only way to prevent this daily occurrence is to subscribe to the newspaper. I guess I have no choice.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dont forget to paint you house accordingly!
I loved this game. The vandalism was breathtaking at the time and frankly unmatched until basically Battlefield.
Hitting the grim reaper in the nuts with a newspaper is a fond memory of my youth
Paperboy's true aim is to cause enough damage to be tried as an adult.
"Mysterious vandalism baffles police" That is one helluva incompetent police force that town has.
So average police then
Wow, a TAS from over 15 years ago. Its crazy how TASes published when I was only 4 years old are still being uploaded to today.
Wow, I didn't even notice! Thanks for pointing that out. Crazy how time flies...
I bet the newspaper company has a deal with the window replacement company.
Selfless of you to keep the Grim Reaper and various cats apprised of the news each day.
All those resubscribers from perfect deliveries and totally not the fact they were having multiple windows and other property broken daily.
Exactly 🤣🤣🤣
They didn’t want their windows broken again. 😂😂😂
The newspaper mafia
"Nice windows you got there..."
I use to love playing this game at my grandparents’ house. I only ever got to Thursday and I end up missing at least one house all the time.
Whoever this TAS guy is he is so good at games...keep up the work TAS
I think the important lesson is: If you want multiple papers each day, don't ever subscribe.
There's just so much going on in this game.
I like how the non-subscribers get more copies of the paper than the people who actually pay for it.
I think I made it to Thursday once. The end of the route was always my favorite part.
What kind of hellspawn HOA requires you to paint your house to indicate your newspaper subscription status??
It may be an insurance requirement or a voluntary action, born from fear.
@@DigiEggz Subbing to the local fishwrapper fine but why paint?
@@jansenart0 The paperboy judges purely by color. Brightly-colored houses get to keep their windows.
An HOA that colludes with the local newspaper company.
"I subscribed to the newspaper. The painters are coming by to paint the house later."
I will never forget that distinct noise at 8:47 for a long as I live. It always happened at least once through any playthrough.
This is one of those games where the TAS is indistinguishable from regular gameplay
That's a real great way to get re-subscribers LOL "If you subscribe to our newspaper, you'll get 3 papers every day delivered straight to your mailbox. If you don't subscribe, we'll throw newspapers and destroy your living room windows every day. Technically it's still a subscription, just much more expensive"
When you're subscribed to the Window Breakers Daily News and you wonder why they never asked for fees
scooting the burbs
This music is a banger. It should be profiled by Video Games Live.
I think that paperboy was remade on the gba
The sound of busted windows continue to make me laugh.
The manhole eyes are terrifying.
Random break dancer guy is hilarious
This hit box confuses me. Seems like so many things contacted the player.
...and all it is, is 95% ads for window installations.
Vandalism doesn't strike me as a sound method of increasing your paper's customer base.
The mafia has a pretty solid business model 😂
that is to say, a bike, a boy delivering newspapers, but let's go, it looks like a truck delivering newspapers, xd, where does he get so many?
This game was HARD AS FK, when I was a kid, I think I got to Friday, before quitting, played ZELDA gold disk instead of.
RB
DAT
THE
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Isnt there a way to make everybody a subscriber?
アメリカの新聞配達て、こういうスタイルなんだなぁ..。停まることさえ許されない
1:28
Wtf he does?
Slow TAS
First
Worse. Paperboy. Ever.
Looks to me like he's the best paperboy. What better way to "convince" people to subscribe than to break their windows?
@@avalonjustin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can rap this game without dying; theres no way you can come that close to sht.