This is WAY worse than the deploy. The deploy can atleast be broke down for springs and extra shell plastic. Oh and it has the self contained magwell which is super useful for modding. This thing is literally useless.
It's amazing, really is the best way to cap off 2020 when it comes to NERF reviews. Thanks again, Abquintic; this thing is truly something special. NEW MERCH DROP: THE HASBRUH. GET IT HERE: teespring.com/hasbruh
@@WalcomS7 you make a fair point. I think with this new jolt “reskin” they wanted to make it a melee weapon. Like it’s a set of brass knuckles or something. The name would make more sense.
I actually think the Elite 2.0 Warden is the worst blaster ever, this clearly wasn’t meant to be a performance blaster, it was made as a fun little gimmicky toy. The Warden WAS meant to be a performance blaster AND was marketed as such, at least with this people will buy this for fun and not performance.
I want to see them make a real cheap HAMP shotgun, maybe using the new shells. Something stupid but fun, maybe with the HAMP system from the demolisher to really get some range out of it
And exiled from your country, then being banned from saying the word america, speaking American slang, having an american accent or doing anything america related
"Right behind the Maverick." Those words, those oh so beautiful words. The Maverick Rev-6 was the first blaster I ever got and to this day is still my favorite.
I was a kid when the original jolt came out and I can confirm, I did have fun. Outperformed almost everything on the market at that time, was glorious.
Gordon Gecko: "Greed, for lack of a better word, is _good._ " Hasbro: * makes this piece of shit* Gordon Gecko: * surprised Pikachu face* I don't think even *Beret* would run this in a war.
They could've made the spring a tension spring instead of a compression spring. That way, even without a trigger, all you'd have to do to fire effectively is to release the plunger rod.
“...the worst line ever. *Next to Ultra...”. I love the side comment talk. You can almost see the asterisk pop out *like a hit marker... when you say it.
This should be a buck. Or shouldn't exist at all. It's the only thing I've ever seen that literally couldn't hit a barn door. Edit: a brass barrel?! Hahaha!
Straight proof that Alpha Strike was turned into Elite 2.0... ALL Alpha Strike Blaster are yellow except for this one which is offered in the 2 color of Elite 2.0...WOW... Enough Said! Nice Video as Always!
When I was watching the beginning of the video, I thought you were talking a bit like the AVGN does. When you said the "what were they thinking" line I lmao`d. What a reference!
when i finally noticed the uppecut was diagnosed with the horrible NSTMS (Non Standard Trigger Mechanism Syndrome) at 2:21 i knew i was in for a big treat
Walcom, Buddy, you’re missing the point, this is the best blaster of 2020, springs are so 2010, we have to upgrade to the superior blaster mechanism, and those dreadful flywheelers are to loud, and inconvenient, the times are changing and we know it, this mechanism is obviously gonna take over the community. Get with the Times Wally
Great review walcom. This is thing is definitely laughable. I can see it being fun in an awfuls round though, where everyone has one of these and you're just missing constantly.
I actually got an old jolt from winners at Mic Mac mall a while back because I’m in Canada, and it’s actually an older model. You know that little piece of orange plastic that new elite jolts have on the barrel? Yeah, that. The thing that sits right on top of the barrel? The old versions don’t have that. With older ones, you have iron sights you can use, so that’s pretty cool. Also, god damn, stock angled jolt nearly hit rival range. That’s scary.
I’ve seen the orange one at my local Walgreens a few weeks ago. My initial reaction was, “what is this? A cheaper version of a jolt? Why? Why do we live for this?”
I have 2 standard grey-trigger jolts, a orange-trigger jolt (i think the older models were orange trigger?) and a clear orange plastic one that I modded and removed the air restrictor from. I always use the orange clear one as my backup nerf gun in case i run out of ammo or my other guns jam. It's a great gun.
The other day I was having a rough day because my train had been canceled for the 4th time in a row, delaying my holiday plans again. To occupy the time I pulled out the old nerf blasters and set up a big steel water bottle as a target because it makes a great ping when you hit it. Out of all the blasters I used, the jolt was 100% accurate. I never missed once. Now admitedly the other blasters I was using were mostly shotguns like the barrel break, rough cut, and sledgefire all of which have weird spreads and sometimes Id literally see the darts cross midair and go perfectly on either side of the bottle. But yeah the Jolt just holds up.
Uppercut: how are you?! Jolt: I’m you but better. Stryfe: who are you!? Spectrum: I’m but but better Strong arm: who are you!? Disrupter: I’m you but better Warden: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!!!??? Roughcut: I’m you but not shit
Uppercut vs Warden: the Warden would work, if it would... y'know... work... the Uppercut just doesn't really work, yet shouldn't logically exist because of the Stinger
Lemme get this straight You can buy this at H-E-B (which, as other comments have pointed out, is a grocery chain in Texas) for 3 dollars. Meanwhile you could also just grab something like the *amazing* Dart Zone Storm Squad for only 5 dollars at a Dollar General. And i've even see stuff like the Nanofire and Stinger going for around the same price as this thing in my local DG. Hell, i've seen freaking *Ja-Ru* blasters with better *packaging* than this thing. This thing is junk. Huge shame, too. I really dig the design it's got and I was somewhat intrigued when I saw images of it. Didn't find out it had no actual trigger until just now.
The stinger is really nice if you just take a pair of pliers and pull the plastic bit on the top off. The back plate essentially taking its own air restrictor off, you can just glue the plate right back on. Vy far the easiest nerf mod ive done
Nerfers in 2010: "Just imagine the amazing blasters we'll have in 10 years!"
Nerf in 2020:
*s i n g l e s h o t s l a m f i r e*
So true
Reminds me of the Doublebreach had slamfire on a 2 barrel mega blaster
LMAO
what makes it even sadder is boomco already beat them to it XD
Oh, the blaster scene is amazing. It's just all thanks to Dart Zone and the community.
Hasbro has created true, ahem, _slam_-fire.
I read this and rolled laughing
Yeah they made literal slamfire
Boooo, get off the stage
It would be a fun TKOR experiment to see how hard you can slam it until it breaks. Can it hit over 75 fps? Let's find out.
Buh don ttshhh
this confirms that hasbro is literally running out of ideas to recycle
Yep
They could bring back the old melee toys with some new ones or make a hammer shot with a maverick/strongarm pop out cylinder
*looks at the metric fuck ton of transformers repaints of characters no one has heard of ever.* Yeah I'm gonna have to press X to doubt there.
How do you even fire the damn thing
They still haven’t reskinned the firefly
Warden: I'm the worst nerf blaster since the deploy.
Uppercut: Hold my trigger, oh wait, I don't have a trigger!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
The deploy is the worst
@@Joshua_Starshard I will not stand for this. The Deploy is just fine...
LOLLL
This is WAY worse than the deploy. The deploy can atleast be broke down for springs and extra shell plastic. Oh and it has the self contained magwell which is super useful for modding. This thing is literally useless.
'Will It HAMP' should be a series and Walcom should do it. Like if you agree.
Where we take the catch and trigger out of every blaster and see if it's better or worse than the freakin' Uppercut.
@@WalcomS7 sounds like fun!
@@WalcomS7 GENIUS. I'd watch
@@WalcomS7 would be a fun lil thing to do I bet Chaylo would get a kick out of it
@@WalcomS7 ooooooooooooh kinda intriguing
Uppercut looks like a nerf gun from McDonald’s
Loll fr tho
The McDonald's ones would probably be better
It’s so true
Mcdonalds would be better
I am liking from the comments so I don't break the 69 likes
This is why I call blasters uncivilised and don’t use them, it’s because of this thing.
Hello there
Its you again!
Ah, general kenobi
Star Wars!
AH GENERAL KENOBI I SEE YOU TOO ARE A CONNISEUR OF FINE HOBBIES
My biggest takeaway from this video is that jolts have random crits enabled.
They really do
It's amazing, really is the best way to cap off 2020 when it comes to NERF reviews. Thanks again, Abquintic; this thing is truly something special.
NEW MERCH DROP: THE HASBRUH. GET IT HERE: teespring.com/hasbruh
0:09 I'm not the only one ^_^
You have a blue jolt with an orange trigger?! How on earth did you get one?
@@MJHootHoot I mean, I have a lot of jolts...
Oh hey walcom
Just wanted to say that you got me in my nerf modding hobby
Thanks
@@WalcomS7 you make a fair point. I think with this new jolt “reskin” they wanted to make it a melee weapon. Like it’s a set of brass knuckles or something. The name would make more sense.
"Its a jolt reskin" -Coop772
Skinless jolt😂
I actually think the Elite 2.0 Warden is the worst blaster ever, this clearly wasn’t meant to be a performance blaster, it was made as a fun little gimmicky toy. The Warden WAS meant to be a performance blaster AND was marketed as such, at least with this people will buy this for fun and not performance.
I want to see them make a real cheap HAMP shotgun, maybe using the new shells. Something stupid but fun, maybe with the HAMP system from the demolisher to really get some range out of it
At least tou could take the warden back if it broke.
This is working as designed so no chance of your money back.
@@Windle_Poons it’s one of the cheapest blasters there are, I don’t think hasbro would let you have your money back either way
My most anticipated blaster of 2020!
God has forsaken us.
But would you run it in a war.
(I dare you to put it on the next list...)
Ho
69 likes
Doooood beret
So true :/
If a small child were to play with this all day, they will have a bruise on their hand the next day. Lol.
And you giffed yourself there at the end! Great stuff!
Did you forget to switch accounts
@@patriciac.3020 Nope. I hadn't finished the video completely when I made the first comment. Then I went back for the second one.
@@homelee665 you know you can edit comments right?
@@Dibdab9303 He would lose the heart if he did.
If ur at a war and get tagged by this blaster you have to officially never NERF again because of the shame that will be brought onto you
I think that is only fair if you were the intended target.
Stray fire should not carry the same level of shame.
(We can still laugh at them though)
@@Windle_Poons Lol
That’s not fair. I’m sure I can throw that piece of junk and hit someone.
It's the biggest Meme Weapon known to man
And exiled from your country, then being banned from saying the word america, speaking American slang, having an american accent or doing anything america related
"Right behind the Maverick."
Those words, those oh so beautiful words. The Maverick Rev-6 was the first blaster I ever got and to this day is still my favorite.
Maverick RULES
Nice pfp mate
@General Grievous The Galactic Hero hasbro should include it in the icon series.
Same here my brother.
My first was a strongarm, bur i lost it like 2 years ago
3:48 "much accuracy , such wow!" i almost suffocated from laughter
I was a kid when the original jolt came out and I can confirm, I did have fun. Outperformed almost everything on the market at that time, was glorious.
When I first got a Jolt, I fired it across my hallway, and it hit a closed door all the way at the other side.
Especially with Out of Darts releasing the little rocket makes this even more painful.
for those who don't know the little rocket is a smaller more powerful 3D printed jolt
People are re-skinning the jolt so much that there’s just reskins of reskins at this point
@@kav9533 agreed
All I did was read “uppercut”, and I knew I was gonna get a glorious rant
All i saw was the thumbnail
at this point hasbro is trying to reuse their already reused ideas
like at least ultra is a hole new idea with new darts or something
don't give Ultra excuses. Ultra is bad no matter which way you look at it.
@@handlessuck589 the ultra 1 looks cool. Personally i plan on converting mine to an airsoft gun
@@handlessuck589 yeah but at the very least it took someone’s 2 and a half brain cells to come up with a new product
Nerf can not mess up a jolt
2020: this looks like a job for me
Gordon Gecko: "Greed, for lack of a better word, is _good._ "
Hasbro: * makes this piece of shit*
Gordon Gecko: * surprised Pikachu face*
I don't think even *Beret* would run this in a war.
You know his fans are gonna vote this anyway
True. If this is on the docket for an option you know fans would make him run it
*Looks at Deploy*
"They don't make them like they used to"
The jolt is the starting point of nerf blaster that we all love!
And somehow Hasbro was able to take it a step backwards.
@@TealScarab i like jolt even better then the uppercut.
I love my jolt even more than this stupid uppercut ( Obviously )
@@phonepyaethuta7951 Hey, is the jolt still available?
@@aidensethescamillas umm i du no
Would love to see Coop do one of his 430-dart challenge vids with this
Me too I also want him to make a review of the uppercut itself.
*"This blaster was the one that actually got me hooked on foam flinging."*
Me too Walcom,
Me too.
Me three.
@@OutOfIdeas9977 Me Four
They could've made the spring a tension spring instead of a compression spring.
That way, even without a trigger, all you'd have to do to fire effectively is to release the plunger rod.
Warden: I am the worst blaster ever!
Ultra one: no, I am!
Uppercut: *sinister laughter intensifies*
at the very least you can "use" the uppercut
Nerf: single handedly ruining the jolt and HAMP at the same time
"You could never hit something with it"
* *THROWS* *
Hasbruh, you made a jolt reskin that even Walcom hates. Good job.
So now this is the worst
Ok let’s put the deploy Infront of this where it will stay until something is worse than the uppercut
Heh I doubt that
Oh just wait they are probably gonna make a cheaper uppercut for 1 dollar
at least it fires, warden couldn’t even do that
Warden : i am the worst blaster ever made
Uppercut : i don't have a trigger
Warden : you are clearly worse
We have reached peak Hasbro.
I remember seeing the uppercut I think I saw it on: This week in nerf. I forgot about it. Let's just say i'm "thankful" for that.
I feel like the Maverick was the one that really got me into Nerf. My childhood would not be the same without it.
I had the maverick when I was 4
"I don't think this plastic wrap is going to save this stinky turd." -Walcom 2020
There would perhaps also be the concern of kids using a blaster using large swinging motions
8:20 Love that cultured AVGN reference^
Actually read the title and said “No.” out loud
Warper
Something tells me Hasbro is looking to sell these at Dollar Tree
They’re not
The most overpowered nerf blaster ever the jolt
I tagged a runner at 40 feet with one, with just AR mod only
(turns head)
(stares at Nerf Jolt on table, to my left)
(smirks and chuckles inside)
*Literally the entire Elite2.0 has at least one part that breaks regularly*
Hasbro: Can't have a trigger sear that breaks if you don't have one!
“...the worst line ever. *Next to Ultra...”.
I love the side comment talk. You can almost see the asterisk pop out *like a hit marker... when you say it.
Jolt also got me into nerf
The virgin uppercut vs the chad jolt, we know who wins every time
"what should we do for our next nerf blaster?"
"let's make one that you fire like you're playing rock paper scissors!"
This should be a buck. Or shouldn't exist at all. It's the only thing I've ever seen that literally couldn't hit a barn door.
Edit: a brass barrel?! Hahaha!
Even the dollar store blasters have triggers.
I’m thankful for walcom vids
Meanwhile the jolt is somewhat like the liberator pistol, this is just awful. Atleast we can recycle it since its all plastic and a spring.
0:39 Walcom: behind the Maverick
me before i knew this existed: my favorite gun is anything related to a jolt
me now:NOPE NOPE NOPE
Walcom : this is the worst blaster ever made
Warden and deploy : are we a joke to you ??
AVGN reference!!!
Straight proof that Alpha Strike was turned into Elite 2.0... ALL Alpha Strike Blaster are yellow except for this one which is offered in the 2 color of Elite 2.0...WOW... Enough Said!
Nice Video as Always!
I’ve ran a load out of just jolts, this is like that, but WORSE
When I was watching the beginning of the video, I thought you were talking a bit like the AVGN does. When you said the "what were they thinking" line I lmao`d. What a reference!
Jolt: compact ouch cannon
Uppercut: Piece of trash
Why is the donut talking mom
._.
@@AWholeLegionary sorry if I spoiled jojo part 3 lmao
@@gwagwa76 bruh, I'm only waiting fir more part 8. Read it all.
@@AWholeLegionary good
when i finally noticed the uppecut was diagnosed with the horrible NSTMS (Non Standard Trigger Mechanism Syndrome) at 2:21 i knew i was in for a big treat
Walcom, Buddy, you’re missing the point, this is the best blaster of 2020, springs are so 2010, we have to upgrade to the superior blaster mechanism, and those dreadful flywheelers are to loud, and inconvenient, the times are changing and we know it, this mechanism is obviously gonna take over the community. Get with the Times Wally
Same bro, I got a jolt for my birthday and loved nerf and flinging foam ever since.
Great review walcom. This is thing is definitely laughable. I can see it being fun in an awfuls round though, where everyone has one of these and you're just missing constantly.
Nerf: say hello to the Nerf Alpha Strike Uppercut
Walcom: I'm Gonna End this Whole Company
"I'd run that in a war"
It’s amazing he managed to make a 10 minute video out of this blaster
Best thing about this "jolt" it ha iron signts
Now this was a surprise thanksgiving gift.
When I looked at the uppercut I’m like where’s the trigger
I haven't watched you in over 3 years seeing that intro brought me back to really good times :3
Also nice avgn reference
The Jolt is the best. Cheap, efficient, powerful, a must have for hobbyists and passersby alike.
*Look how they massacred my boy.*
are you going to do the reviews on the other Elite 2.0 blasters, I would like to see your opinion on the Commander
Someone mod this to take magazines for a pocket minigun
Will see 😏
I actually got an old jolt from winners at Mic Mac mall a while back because I’m in Canada, and it’s actually an older model. You know that little piece of orange plastic that new elite jolts have on the barrel? Yeah, that. The thing that sits right on top of the barrel? The old versions don’t have that. With older ones, you have iron sights you can use, so that’s pretty cool.
Also, god damn, stock angled jolt nearly hit rival range. That’s scary.
I have so many questions.
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?
WHY IS THIS A THING
THE ACCURACY IS JUST WHAT?@?@?@?@?@?@?#?÷?=??!?
HAMP and jolt are two words i never thought would be in the same sentence.
omg it's a JoLt ReSkIn
That end card gag is so funny to me, haha
I’ve seen the orange one at my local Walgreens a few weeks ago. My initial reaction was, “what is this? A cheaper version of a jolt? Why? Why do we live for this?”
Much accuracy, Such wow!
Alternative title:
Large man rants about the worst thing made in the history of toys
Yes
The snapfire is a good blaster it might not be the smallest but it feels super good in the hand
Walcom: this is the worst blaster ever made
Warden: oh you were saying?
I have 2 standard grey-trigger jolts, a orange-trigger jolt (i think the older models were orange trigger?) and a clear orange plastic one that I modded and removed the air restrictor from.
I always use the orange clear one as my backup nerf gun in case i run out of ammo or my other guns jam. It's a great gun.
walcom: This is the worst nerf blaster ever
me: *MEME ENERGY*
I like the sound he make when he fires the garbage
This is a good example when thinking outside the square doesn’t work
Awsome video as always walcom. Happy Thanksgiving
Gobble gobble 💖🦃
The other day I was having a rough day because my train had been canceled for the 4th time in a row, delaying my holiday plans again. To occupy the time I pulled out the old nerf blasters and set up a big steel water bottle as a target because it makes a great ping when you hit it. Out of all the blasters I used, the jolt was 100% accurate. I never missed once. Now admitedly the other blasters I was using were mostly shotguns like the barrel break, rough cut, and sledgefire all of which have weird spreads and sometimes Id literally see the darts cross midair and go perfectly on either side of the bottle.
But yeah the Jolt just holds up.
Uppercut: how are you?!
Jolt: I’m you but better.
Stryfe: who are you!?
Spectrum: I’m but but better
Strong arm: who are you!?
Disrupter: I’m you but better
Warden: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!!!???
Roughcut: I’m you but not shit
I would not be surpise to see the Uppercut utilized for shooting targets at Fun Fairs. Good luck hitting the target.
I think for better control, you should hold the blaster with both hands, with your off-hand facing the other. Then use your thumb to fire.
I had 4 different Jolts at one point.
I am horrified to see this shrapnel being shat out to save pennies on a jolt.
I can't stop replaying that outro
Uppercut vs Warden:
the Warden would work, if it would... y'know... work...
the Uppercut just doesn't really work, yet shouldn't logically exist because of the Stinger
Lemme get this straight
You can buy this at H-E-B (which, as other comments have pointed out, is a grocery chain in Texas) for 3 dollars.
Meanwhile you could also just grab something like the *amazing* Dart Zone Storm Squad for only 5 dollars at a Dollar General. And i've even see stuff like the Nanofire and Stinger going for around the same price as this thing in my local DG.
Hell, i've seen freaking *Ja-Ru* blasters with better *packaging* than this thing.
This thing is junk.
Huge shame, too. I really dig the design it's got and I was somewhat intrigued when I saw images of it. Didn't find out it had no actual trigger until just now.
The warden: *exists*
The uppercut: i'm gonna ruin this man's whole career
Dude Perfects most Legendary trickshot with the Uppercut...
Good Luck
The stinger is really nice if you just take a pair of pliers and pull the plastic bit on the top off. The back plate essentially taking its own air restrictor off, you can just glue the plate right back on. Vy far the easiest nerf mod ive done
Ummmm... Beret, I believe we have found an IDEAL blaster for you to run in a war :D