Criminal Lawyer Reacts to When Suspects Try to Seduce Cops

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    Criminal Lawyer Bruce Rivers Reacts to When Suspects Try to Seduce Cops by Doctor Insanity
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  • @Boskibro
    @Boskibro 10 месяцев назад +2116

    Bruce could seduce his way out of a ticket. No chance a female cop is writing him up when he is wearing his pearl handled pistol cuff links.

    • @resarm5007
      @resarm5007 10 месяцев назад +38

      I'm not looking at those cufflinks ...I mean...he is cute and has a great sense of humor! (And looking even cuter with the beard growing). He made me laugh out loud 😂 let's go in the back! 😂

    • @dickwellington8578
      @dickwellington8578 10 месяцев назад +82

      Bruce Dripers 💧

    • @Bob-vj2mu
      @Bob-vj2mu 10 месяцев назад +16

      No women and some of the guys even.

    • @liljwithabigD
      @liljwithabigD 10 месяцев назад +4

      Haha

    • @sonyalovest1016
      @sonyalovest1016 10 месяцев назад +14

      Exactly 💯 Bruce is the defintion if excellence cream of the crop cuff links 💯

  • @thedeejaeebee5babee
    @thedeejaeebee5babee 10 месяцев назад +338

    My high school friend's dad was a cop, and very good looking. He got flirted with all the time. Once he pulled over an attractive lady who was speeding on the freeway. After she signed the ticket she told him, "come on, can't we work something out? I'll do anything to avoid this happening." He said, "Anything?" She said, "Anything." He said, "What are you doing Friday?" She grinned and said, "Oh, nothing! I'm totally free on Friday!" He tore out the ticket and handed it to her. "Good, then you'll be able to make it to court. Have a good night."

    • @Batmans.Fangirl
      @Batmans.Fangirl 9 месяцев назад +31

      It's crazy these ppl think an officer is going to throw their career away for a smile 🙄 their cameras are reviewed.

    • @lucassmith1886
      @lucassmith1886 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@Batmans.Fangirllol I know right? Bodycams are a thing now, you might could get away with that in the 60s and 70s, but those days are long gone

    • @WarPigstheHun
      @WarPigstheHun 8 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@Batmans.Fangirlit's a rare, rare possibility. But I'm glad the vast majority don't lose their professionalism in a publically disliked position.

    • @TrueNorthLocks
      @TrueNorthLocks 7 месяцев назад

      Cops have a horrible problem with domestic violence. Who TF would think a cop is hot?

    • @_Twink
      @_Twink 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Batmans.Fangirlsame kind of people think sports betting is an investment strategy.

  • @maryannanderson2213
    @maryannanderson2213 10 месяцев назад +690

    The best story I have heard about a woman trying to be flirtatious to a cop to get out of a ticket was when the cop was writing a woman a ticket for speeding and she gave him her best dazzling smile and said, "I thought you guys didn't give tickets to beautiful women." He simply replied, "We don't. Here's your ticket." That guy's my hero!

    • @IWillNvr4Get
      @IWillNvr4Get 9 месяцев назад +18

      😅😅😅😅

    • @humanitiestheproblem
      @humanitiestheproblem 9 месяцев назад +22

      "Best meme you've seen" since that never actually happened 😂

    • @confustled
      @confustled 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@humanitiestheproblemit's literally on youtube. it's posted by user xenfull1.

    • @Metal_Horror
      @Metal_Horror 9 месяцев назад +73

      @humanitiestheproblem It's all over RUclips. The only thing she got wrong was she said pretty, not beautiful. And it's not a meme, it's a video of a traffic stop.

    • @bushwacka5187
      @bushwacka5187 9 месяцев назад +8

      Haha! The man's a legend. 🤣🤣

  • @andrewreisinger6860
    @andrewreisinger6860 10 месяцев назад +183

    Body cam is the greatest thing ever. It HELPS law enforcement far more than it hurts.

    • @krozlee3443
      @krozlee3443 9 месяцев назад +26

      That’s because they just turn it off in situations where it would hurt them

    • @geometerfpv2804
      @geometerfpv2804 9 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@krozlee3443Turning it off is a violation these days, they can get in serious trouble for that.

    • @LegDayLas
      @LegDayLas 9 месяцев назад +9

      Which is why the comunities that begged for them are now begging for their removal. It's hard to fine frivolous complaints/lawsuits when their is video evidence of your chicanery.

    • @DanJuega
      @DanJuega 9 месяцев назад

      @@LegDayLas Sounds like that information is coming from your ass

    • @marloncebo242
      @marloncebo242 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@LegDayLasamen

  • @valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025
    @valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025 10 месяцев назад +1612

    As someone who grew up with an alcoholic mom that would bounce between enraged and flirtatious, drunken flirting puts the fear of god into my core.
    Edit: damn I didn't know this comment got so much traction... To uh, clarify, she wouldn't flirt with *me,* her daughter... She'd flirt with the cops, people walking by if she was in public and with the people from her imagination. She wouldn't hallucinate, exactly, she was just... in her mind.
    She always said "I'm not perfect and I never claim to be perfect, but I'm the best I can be" and that rang true when she was sober. Despite her flaws she was a good mom, but the impression of seeing her drunk like that and smelling it in the air when all of those shenanigans would go down.... Left me unable to enjoy alcohol. Your close-to-heart recollections below mean a lot to hear, despite all of us going through *something* we are still strong and going on. That counts for something.. right?

    • @chloewright1
      @chloewright1 10 месяцев назад +45

      Your mom sounds just like mine lol

    • @ryanwilkinson571
      @ryanwilkinson571 10 месяцев назад

      Mom would flirt with you??? You ever hit????

    • @KirstenMarie_MS3
      @KirstenMarie_MS3 10 месяцев назад +59

      Oof... double oof if the flirting was with you. As a recoving addict, I know how people can get while under the influence. The Reproductive Endocrinologist I used to see before the addiction kicked off was kind enough to let me know that I got pretty flirty, on two occasions, with the CRNA after being premeditated before surgery. It really didn't help that the guy was my stepsister's stepbrother (As in the son of the man her mother married), along with being the subject of my first significant crush.
      Anyway, for what it's worth, I hope you've been able to recover and find a caring support system elsewhere.

    • @cl5470
      @cl5470 10 месяцев назад +27

      This is what therapy exists for.

    • @feelthejoy
      @feelthejoy 10 месяцев назад +25

      Giving BPD vibes

  • @eragoagain9139
    @eragoagain9139 10 месяцев назад +494

    I love how you talk about your son and show your appreciation, it's lovely to see a father proud of his son

    • @hhealy7199
      @hhealy7199 9 месяцев назад +10

      Plus have a son that strives and does good work and you're genuinely appreciative.

    • @eragoagain9139
      @eragoagain9139 9 месяцев назад

      @@rosssilver even worse, I'm such a feminist I'm refusing to have any children

    • @OAMLLMAO
      @OAMLLMAO 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@eragoagain9139idk if that has anything to do with feminism

    • @gretanunez1625
      @gretanunez1625 9 месяцев назад

      @@OAMLLMAO it would involve sperm from a man, there’s a chance that she could have a son, if she has a daughter the daughter might want to date a boy at some point… it’s just all sorts of disasters waiting to happen.

    • @eragoagain9139
      @eragoagain9139 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@OAMLLMAO are you defining my reasons for not having children to me?

  • @StrangeHappening-iu4fu
    @StrangeHappening-iu4fu 10 месяцев назад +30

    The 18 year old using "I got dumped" and then cries is super effective. Like everyone, Cops don't want to deal with people that make them feel uncomfortable (unless they are suspicious). A LOT of people get uncomfortable with a stranger crying and don't want to deal with it. Claiming you were speeding for needing to poop and then crap your pants like it's an accident would probably be another effective way to make someone not want to deal with you.

  • @JGray1968
    @JGray1968 10 месяцев назад +25

    "I'm not going to lie to you." Is a pretty good indication that someone is about to tell you a lie.

  • @Michael_Turner
    @Michael_Turner 10 месяцев назад +223

    1:21 "It's a real gamble to try and seduce a cop. The last time I did it, I was put in cuffs."
    That made me laugh.

    • @SADExDominguez
      @SADExDominguez 10 месяцев назад +6

      LMFAOOOOOOOOO i had to replay that part to make sure i heard it correctly😂😂😂😂

    • @tamssnazzystuff
      @tamssnazzystuff 10 месяцев назад +6

      lol I heard that and thought...so you're saying it worked after all!😉

    • @georgelane6350
      @georgelane6350 10 месяцев назад +6

      I'm still trying to figure our whether he got arrested or the cop was a bit of a freak

    • @iiCounted-op5jx
      @iiCounted-op5jx 10 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Arjay404
      @Arjay404 9 месяцев назад +2

      The best part is that the cop wasn't even on duty. This was just a private interaction.

  • @danarenee2931
    @danarenee2931 10 месяцев назад +511

    As someone who doesn’t have the support of their father, I thank you both, Michael and Bruce, for providing so many life lessons on this platform. The information you share is truly life-changing for me

    • @Jesusisthetruth2
      @Jesusisthetruth2 10 месяцев назад +5

      Same here &. Isn't he the coolest dude EVER! ❤️

    • @natemccollum3731
      @natemccollum3731 10 месяцев назад +3

      Break the cycle.

    • @plushrush
      @plushrush 10 месяцев назад +39

      @@psn64sat63 what did you do to make your momma not give you enough attention that you think like this…

    • @QurVgn
      @QurVgn 10 месяцев назад

      @@psn64sat63Pretty douchey comment mate.

    • @-youtalkingtome
      @-youtalkingtome 10 месяцев назад

      @@plushrushThat person is just a troll. They are so miserable or just so young and stupid, they make ridiculous comments like that. I’ll never wrap my head around it. I’ve never treated people like that, no matter what age I am.

  • @savVaLaza
    @savVaLaza 10 месяцев назад +12

    “Don’t u just love ppl like this?
    No u dont!” Priceless

  • @natedog4872
    @natedog4872 8 месяцев назад +11

    “Last time I did it, I was put in cuffs”
    😭😂🤣

  • @flej01
    @flej01 10 месяцев назад +55

    My mum gave me the same advice, if you're gonna drink don't drive not even one. A taxi fare is much cheaper than court, charges and loss of licence.

  • @baileybrian9560
    @baileybrian9560 10 месяцев назад +473

    any cop that can't be seduced by Bruce needs to have his eyes checked 👮

    • @realBorisLegasov
      @realBorisLegasov 10 месяцев назад +30

      Even a blind cop could be charmed by my man BR

    • @cccEngineer
      @cccEngineer 10 месяцев назад +7

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @nowandaround312
      @nowandaround312 10 месяцев назад +43

      He did say "the last time I tried it I was put in cuffs" so maybe the seduction *was* successful

    • @chloewright1
      @chloewright1 10 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@nowandaround312😂

    • @Suzanne1999
      @Suzanne1999 10 месяцев назад +2

      😅😅😅

  • @shannoninalaska
    @shannoninalaska 10 месяцев назад +26

    Any young woman at that age who has already learned to manipulate and lie is just big trouble for anyone who knows her. She is a liability so best just stay away.

  • @martinbudinsky8912
    @martinbudinsky8912 9 месяцев назад +40

    I work at hospital and trust me. There are people out there who can pull 3,8‰ like its nothing. In fact the highest (still alive) I have seen was 4,7‰ at emergency room. Granted the guy went into a shock (looked almost like epyleptic one) and had to remain in intensive care unit for two weeks (it was a homeless guy that tried to kill himself by drinking). Sad really.

    • @mike902
      @mike902 8 месяцев назад +9

      Yeah Im an intervention worker at a shelter and we have them on site to evaluate intoxicated clients. Ive seen people blow high like that and still be standing. Guess thats a "benefit" of long term alcohol abuse.

    • @Qbgarden
      @Qbgarden 8 месяцев назад +3

      Yea, thats a life time all day of drinking when they usually dont feel it until late at night. Ive seen it though. Like 60+ drinks daily.

    • @JillyMae89
      @JillyMae89 6 месяцев назад

      Omg!

    • @AymiJ0
      @AymiJ0 13 дней назад

      I did not even know that was possible.. holy sh*t.
      I'd be dead

  • @TheReal1CC
    @TheReal1CC 10 месяцев назад +360

    Thanks for letting me know not to do an illegal deal at a gas station! Your the best Bruce !!

    • @endofquoterepeattheline7516
      @endofquoterepeattheline7516 10 месяцев назад +26

      This was vital information lol

    • @bethanywhite877
      @bethanywhite877 10 месяцев назад +7

      Very vital…lol.

    • @seamusthatsthedog4819
      @seamusthatsthedog4819 10 месяцев назад +14

      I'll be doing them at shopping malls from now on!

    • @roselaflare
      @roselaflare 10 месяцев назад +10

      that's why my trapboy makes me pull down an empty street where the cops don't come

    • @RARESTWEDGIE6
      @RARESTWEDGIE6 10 месяцев назад +15

      Very vital for certain individuals that engage in certain activities in which I don't involve myself personally at all.

  • @allthegearandnoidea2023
    @allthegearandnoidea2023 10 месяцев назад +87

    I remember seeing that last video before.... It stood out because the cop that wasn't flirting with Brooke noticed the baby seat was lose and stopped everything he was doing to take the time to remove it and put it in properly! Was a really nice touch. 👍

    • @stellaallbright4750
      @stellaallbright4750 10 месяцев назад

      Meanwhile... The cop thinking with his 🍆 couldn't care less about anything other than getting his 🍆🌊

    • @YahuahsChosen
      @YahuahsChosen 10 месяцев назад +16

      Yes and everyone, including that cop judged her as a bad mom even though the child wasn't in the seat. I throw my seats in loose when I know I'm gonna need them later all the time. I fasten them before my kids get in of course and that could be her situation. It couldn't be also. People are so fast to judge

    • @incitingariot9925
      @incitingariot9925 10 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@YahuahsChosenfacts. I've just tossed my son's seat in the car so it was in there.

    • @nigWANTsomeDAnk
      @nigWANTsomeDAnk 10 месяцев назад

      @@incitingariot9925baby killer

    • @reinasherman8009
      @reinasherman8009 8 месяцев назад +1

      Makes sense to me as a childless person. No real need to worry about it then, especially if you are in a rush. Most parents I know have only one car seat for their child but multiple people's car they may be in.

  • @lesliewalling2678
    @lesliewalling2678 10 месяцев назад +6

    Love you Bruce!!! "Sorry didn't mean to flirt" 😂

  • @toucansam4587
    @toucansam4587 10 месяцев назад +13

    From EMT to criminal defense lawyer, that's quite the career change!

  • @Person-eh9nr
    @Person-eh9nr 10 месяцев назад +23

    “It’s clear to the officers, that’s she’s resistable” 😂

  • @VictoriaMarch13
    @VictoriaMarch13 10 месяцев назад +243

    The worst one I've ever watched was a swedish woman that got pulled over for DUI. She had just left a Halloween party and was dressed in a sexy costume. She tried her hardest but the officers obviosuly shut her down.

    • @GormTheElder
      @GormTheElder 10 месяцев назад +16

      I believe you mean "Swiss" 😁

    • @kneel1
      @kneel1 10 месяцев назад +16

      @@GormTheElder Why? Do you know what video they speak of and was the person from Switzerland and not Sweden?

    • @lizlarsen1653
      @lizlarsen1653 10 месяцев назад +26

      @@kneel1 I saw the same video and she was from Switzerland, here on a green card and didn’t want to be sent back.

    • @mattb6646
      @mattb6646 10 месяцев назад

      I saw once girl flash her bare cooch to the cop, she wasn't wearing pants and was wasted lol.

    • @GormTheElder
      @GormTheElder 10 месяцев назад +14

      @@kneel1 yup, I know the video in question. She was from Switzerland.

  • @user-dr2dk8jh1x
    @user-dr2dk8jh1x 10 месяцев назад +30

    It’s funny how Bruce gives us pointers on how to not get caught while committing crimes because he knows that when we try it we will get caught and we will have to hire him as counsel genius marketing is what it is

  • @TMeyer-ge5pj
    @TMeyer-ge5pj 10 месяцев назад +10

    Imagine wanting a relationship with someone you arrested for drunk driving... the standards of that lol

  • @alex1vid
    @alex1vid 10 месяцев назад +219

    OMG... the woman that posted the video as a blatant lie... she ruins it for everyone. For the people that really ARE having a bad day. She really is sick. One of the weirdest self snitching things ever. I'm telling you, this social media stuff - people can't handle it.

    • @BamaCyn
      @BamaCyn 10 месяцев назад

      For real. I wanted to slap her silly through the screen. Little Twit thinks she so special and all that🙄

    • @-youtalkingtome
      @-youtalkingtome 10 месяцев назад +16

      They should have pressed charges for her “confession” after the fact. I’m livid over what she did. She’s a disgusting narcissist. I hope everyone stays away from her. People who are narcissistic are so bad for your mental well being whether dating one, working with one, whatever. Be careful how you let people affect you.

    • @wendycregan2147
      @wendycregan2147 10 месяцев назад +1

      Omg I just said the same thing to my mum who watched some content for company. But yeah and the man was so sweet too... Thanks @alex1vid

    • @keeslover777
      @keeslover777 10 месяцев назад +3

      They do it for likes, clicks, and money..... As soon as she said her first statement, I knew she posted it for those reasons.

    • @Sleeper-Work
      @Sleeper-Work 10 месяцев назад +1

      My ex got out of a DUI by crying at a cop after we left a big barfight.

  • @user-peach408
    @user-peach408 10 месяцев назад +69

    The second girl will always be labeled as an untrustworthy, untruthful person and it will follow her the rest of her life. She will see this again.

    • @bigquazz3955
      @bigquazz3955 10 месяцев назад +8

      Unlikely. No crimal charges to show up on a background check. Random strangers aren't going to recognize her. And her inner circle has likely already settled between those who don't care and those who distanced themselves from her.
      Life goes on

    • @user-peach408
      @user-peach408 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@bigquazz3955 you might be surprised at what can be found out there about you. I worked in a field that did investigations for fraud. I could take your name and depending on your age, it will produce hundreds to thousands of pages of information including everyone associated with you and their information depending on what is needed in the investigation. Nothing is private anymore. I love it when everyone films etc then when it’s them (I don’t give you permission) HaHa!!

    • @OneStepBeyondu
      @OneStepBeyondu 7 месяцев назад

      TikTok'er Nuff said.

  • @andrewgreen815
    @andrewgreen815 10 месяцев назад +22

    I wish I had known Bruce when I was crooked. Now that I am rehabilitated and reformed, I don't require his services, but I really dig the videos. Keep up the great work Bruce!

    • @BonaFideWildLife
      @BonaFideWildLife 10 месяцев назад +1

      God bless you! It makes me happy to hear about second chance success stories!

    • @Daytonabeachgrl
      @Daytonabeachgrl 10 месяцев назад +1

      No because he pry would have got u off and y’oud still be crooked! I know it’s not a word but I like it…Everything happens for a reason…

  • @AkoSoCalPinoy
    @AkoSoCalPinoy 10 месяцев назад +5

    Seduction Of Police Officers Only Works In The Movies & Television.

  • @pearlsbeforeswine60
    @pearlsbeforeswine60 10 месяцев назад +22

    As a person sober for 18 years, when a drinker says they've had "a couple" always multiply by three.

    • @mz_clementine_muffin
      @mz_clementine_muffin 10 месяцев назад

      Just got 24 years! I'm to the point where I forget how screwed up alcohol makes people😅

  • @LaRossaSelvaggia
    @LaRossaSelvaggia 10 месяцев назад +319

    Back in 1980, when I was 22, I was pulled over for speeding on a lonely stretch of highway in Oklahoma. It was about midnight, and I was returning to work after spending the weekend at my parents’ house. The highway patrolman hit on me, saying flat out that we should go to a motel. I apologized for speeding, that I just wanted to get a few hours of sleep before work, because “Congressman Watkins insists that we be on point at all times.” I wish I had been wearing a body cam to catch the expression on the patrolman’s face when he realized that he had pulled over a congressional staffer and suggested she exchange sex for a traffic ticket.

    • @bblwarrantydepartment981
      @bblwarrantydepartment981 10 месяцев назад +30

      I hope your reported that monster

    • @realdeal2283
      @realdeal2283 10 месяцев назад +19

      I don't believe you

    • @TwistOfFate444
      @TwistOfFate444 10 месяцев назад +20

      @@realdeal2283me neither. And the cop doesn’t give two f’s about a staffer…she just thinks her jock is bigger than it is ;)

    • @midn8588
      @midn8588 10 месяцев назад +50

      I believe it, nothing about that exchange is particularly extraordinary (sadly). It would be a weird thing to lie about.

    • @tropicalsnow
      @tropicalsnow 10 месяцев назад

      @@bblwarrantydepartment981 she would have said
      he is still at it

  • @kellyyork3898
    @kellyyork3898 8 месяцев назад +3

    “Smitten, gettin, kitten”….I fell on the floor laughing.

  • @Xibyth
    @Xibyth 9 месяцев назад +3

    I got pulled over during a 19 hour drive about 11 hours in. Cop stopped me because he of course thought dui. Once he saw the whole family and a bunch of stuff you would keep in a home, how tired and disheveled I was, he lead me to a truck stop to stretch, shower, and nap.
    I wasn't combative or rude and we had a mutually positive interaction. Most cops I've encountered have been like this. But one, just one, tried to BS me into jail. He failed as even his supervisor questioned who approved giving him a gun and badge.
    There are bad cops, no mistaking that. But many truely do want to help, and sometimes their policies prevent them from thinking on their own, much of their traning conditions them to assert hostility.

  • @Findpepperbridge
    @Findpepperbridge 10 месяцев назад +483

    You’re definitely right that anyone can get a DUI. I got one years ago and I had to take classes. There were doctors, lawyers and old granny’s. You’d be surprised. That chick who lied about her traffic stop, that’s embarrassing. Everyone is doing dumb stuff for attention now.

    • @kateashby3066
      @kateashby3066 10 месяцев назад +18

      I really enjoyed how she went on the NEWS but didn’t look at the camera, we got to see the back of her head instead, as if the world didn’t see her face when she was drunk-bragging. 😂

    • @Dragonpixilll.
      @Dragonpixilll. 10 месяцев назад +5

      Is it true that you can catch a DUI on a skateboard? Not doing a troll I seriously want to know

    • @samuelpancake4084
      @samuelpancake4084 10 месяцев назад +16

      I got one because my child was at his mom's house and she was taking into the hospital because he got really hurt and I was plastered at that point and the night because I didn't think I was going to go anywhere and hanging out with friends and I thought I was a great idea to go drive the hospital because I wasn't thinking straight and blew a .21. the cop actually felt really bad but his hands were tied and I understood also since I didn't lie to him and just told him the situation. I got arrested but he didn't put me in cuffs and he brought me to the hospital to she my kid before going down to jail .

    • @Sofshxt
      @Sofshxt 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@Dragonpixilll.No that’s absolutely not true. The worst that would happen if you’re drinking and skating is you’ll get a Public intoxication / drunk & disorderly and that’s if you’re being rowdy enough to get the police called on you. This can also happen to you just walking down the street, there’s no skating specific charge

    • @mrsleep0000
      @mrsleep0000 10 месяцев назад +23

      No, only drunks get DUI's. I can never get a DUI cause I don't drink.

  • @kingbernie4303
    @kingbernie4303 10 месяцев назад +20

    “Last time I did it… I was put in cuffs” DYING!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @spg1794
    @spg1794 10 месяцев назад +6

    i run 2 inner city psych units. many of my patients are extremely manipulative. Getting flirted with , usually really agressively is just another day at the office for me. Unfortunately the mental wall Ive built against that behavior has ended up being a speed bump in my personal life lol flirting turns me off😅😅😅

  • @sirchys
    @sirchys 10 месяцев назад +46

    I’ve never disrespected a cop while being pulled over by trying to seduce him. If you’re nice, they are generally nice. I love how proud Bruce is of his son. It’s the cutest.

    • @sandralamphier9433
      @sandralamphier9433 9 месяцев назад +2

      Being polite is definitely a must. Calling him or her “sir” or “ma’am” can go a long way even when they’re half your age. One thing I have learned about the legal system though is not to offer up information not requested. I have had to give depositions and that’s the advice I was given. 🤔 It’s like Dragnet “Just the facts!” 😉

  • @Maggie21180
    @Maggie21180 10 месяцев назад +109

    I love how proud Bruce is of Michael. Michael is so blessed to have Bruce as role model who loves him so so much❤

    • @incitingariot9925
      @incitingariot9925 10 месяцев назад +1

      It's awesome. But I bet Michael does alot of work for the channel. Bruce should be proud. The videos are clean, the cuts and transitions flow. All Bruce does is explain the laws

    • @mz_clementine_muffin
      @mz_clementine_muffin 10 месяцев назад +1

      Totally agreed! My wonderful parent, decided to live six feet under, about 14 years ago. At least I got the years before that❤❤❤

  • @user-qb7xf4yh5c
    @user-qb7xf4yh5c 10 месяцев назад +77

    I love how Bruce gives little fatherly advice, for those of you who may not have one. Like "watch the types of girls you associate with...Don't get involved with girls like this". Lol

  • @knightartorias1825
    @knightartorias1825 10 месяцев назад +4

    My favorite thing about Bruce Rivers is he really shows what it's like for lawyers who talk with other lawyers and the amount of cussing we do. Lol.

  • @proudmarinemomma827
    @proudmarinemomma827 10 месяцев назад +3

    As a nurse, I agree… they ALWAYS say that they’ve had 2 beers! 🙄

  • @annelisec588
    @annelisec588 10 месяцев назад +6

    “It’s clear that she’s RESISTABLE” 😂 dying hahaha

    • @pepsicola7204
      @pepsicola7204 4 месяца назад

      My brain read this as “It’s clear that she’s ROTISSERIE”

  • @italia3929
    @italia3929 10 месяцев назад +125

    I love how uncle Bruce secretly tells us he did " bumps" " back in the day"
    But even then he had the honor to drive the ambulance sober!

    • @23zonebg
      @23zonebg 10 месяцев назад +10

      I peeped that too 😂

    • @kateashby3066
      @kateashby3066 10 месяцев назад +16

      Lmao I was brushing my teeth when he said that and I almost choked lol. I caught that too. Umm did you just say… “bump?”. I love how he just rolled with it instead of fixing it- probably thought we wouldn’t have noticed 😂 well Bruce, you’re not the only one to do some bumps in college 😂

    • @user-uu1hv8nv6i
      @user-uu1hv8nv6i 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@kateashby3066yes😂

    • @dannydyerschocolatehumuncl2418
      @dannydyerschocolatehumuncl2418 10 месяцев назад +12

      I knew an ambulance driver who would routinely drive the ambulance coked up...he would also drive escorts to their outcalls in his emergency response car...guess how i know😉

    • @antony1397
      @antony1397 10 месяцев назад +4

      He went to law school man probably needed it to stay sane at the time lol

  • @purepivot12
    @purepivot12 8 месяцев назад +1

    “Proud to call him my son” that’s right 🔥🔥

  • @sashagabor76
    @sashagabor76 10 месяцев назад +16

    Bruce you were on your game for this one! These women had no rizz at all but you proved you have at least your fair share with your non-stop zingers and hilarious jabs 😂
    Thanks for another excellent video...despite the sometimes heavy subject matter, your videos always leave me in a better mood than when I started 😄

  • @hicknopunk
    @hicknopunk 10 месяцев назад +34

    I am very polite to cops. They have even let me "get ready" and drive myself in as long as I showed up that day. Never fight or run from cops. Be their easiest client that day.

    • @sarajuanaict
      @sarajuanaict 10 месяцев назад

      You must be white

    • @dizzyizzie6354
      @dizzyizzie6354 10 месяцев назад

      Wtf okay then, I'll try that next time I get arrested

    • @radongc115
      @radongc115 10 месяцев назад +8

      “Client” … lol, not sure if that’s what I’d call an arrestee, but funny.

    • @clairewyndham1971
      @clairewyndham1971 3 месяца назад

      You CAN outrun a cop..Thats true enough. But, you CANNOT outrun that radio.

  • @japanesefunnyshorts8584
    @japanesefunnyshorts8584 10 месяцев назад +28

    "if you're gonna seduce a cop, you gotta have some skills"
    and some looks too, realistically speaking.
    but at least she has the nerve, so that's something. 🤣

  • @ThePolypam
    @ThePolypam 8 месяцев назад +2

    It's clear to the officers she's... resistible 😂😂😂

  • @ashlieh
    @ashlieh 10 месяцев назад +5

    That cop just saved those girls life. They probably had no idea what they were going into. Cops are hero’s. They go through a lot.

  • @skwervin1
    @skwervin1 10 месяцев назад +49

    Once I was doing night shift at a dairy factory starting at 9pm and I was leaving home about 8,30 pm on a Friday night when I got pulled over as I left my country town heading to the next to to where the factory was. The cop asked me if I had been drinking and I said nope, I'm actually on my way to work. He asked where I worked, and I told him the name of the factory (very well known at the time - late 80's). He laughed and said suuuure... who's on shift with you? I said " Well night shift there is only six of us - Wayne, Blue, Dippy Bill, Shorty, Frank and me" He looked me dead in the eye then burst out laughing. "you really do work there! Say hi to Bluey from me, his old mate Damo". (I should mention Blue had done time once or twice in the big house for GBH and theft). Folks would often claim they were heading to work "night shift" when they had already had a few with the hope they wouldn't get breathalysed.
    You see at the time there were only six women working at the factory plus about 150 men and 2 of them worked in the office and 2 in the butter room which was only day shift. So the chance of running into one of the only two women who did nights....! I loved working at the factory and it's funny but when ever I had to go over to the office building or when it was time to leave, one of the guys always escorted me to the car park or building without me asking. One time I got in my car and went to leave and just as I put the car in reverse, the clutch cable snapped. Blue immediately loaned me his car, he lived only a couple of streets away so he could walk it and later that day, my car was fixed and we swapped cars back over. Those guys were as rough as hessian underpants, hard to get to know but the people you would want in you corner when the chips were down.

    • @bobdollaz3391
      @bobdollaz3391 9 месяцев назад +1

      Thank you. Until now I'd never heard the expression" tough as Hessian underpants". My people are from Frankfurt am Main

    • @bobdollaz3391
      @bobdollaz3391 9 месяцев назад

      *rough

  • @ridingwithryan1507
    @ridingwithryan1507 10 месяцев назад +11

    The way Bruce cut that video off so quick when she said “3.8” 😂😂😂.
    He had to let us know it was bullshit off the rip

  • @allengainzmma
    @allengainzmma 10 месяцев назад +2

    “My son and YOUR favorite person.” I know what you meant there Bruce😂

  • @aidenspokemonmadness820
    @aidenspokemonmadness820 10 месяцев назад +2

    I just stumbled across your channel, im literally having one of the worst days of my life and your commentary made me laugh! So I just have to say thank you!! I subscribed and this is the only channel I actually turned the notifications on 😊

  • @PincheBecky0Effsgiven
    @PincheBecky0Effsgiven 10 месяцев назад +152

    Way back in the day....I made a cop laugh and was giving a warning for the rolling stop. I weighed 300lbs at the time, and he asked the cop question. Do you know why I stopped you? Because you think I'm cute and you want my number? 😂😂 After a lecture, some comedy, and a warning, I was on my way.

    • @Mamii363
      @Mamii363 10 месяцев назад +31

      I thought you were gonna say, "because you smelled the donuts?" As you offered them one. 😏

    • @PincheBecky0Effsgiven
      @PincheBecky0Effsgiven 10 месяцев назад +26

      ​@@Mamii363nah, that was Gabriel Iglesias 🤣

    • @kateashby3066
      @kateashby3066 10 месяцев назад +21

      That’s awesome 😂. I love your attitude and I’m sure he did too! Plus, a rolling stop is far from a DUI or sex trafficking 😂

    • @rossicourvosi218
      @rossicourvosi218 10 месяцев назад +10

      You had enough on your plate so he left you alone

    • @garethwillis
      @garethwillis 10 месяцев назад +4

      Are you lying for attention?

  • @snowbunny1066
    @snowbunny1066 10 месяцев назад +33

    Very true about cameras at gas stations. This old granny works at one. The cameras are amazing and they zoom in so close. Plus ours have audio at each pump and at the window where you pay. I’ve never drank so I’ve never been pulled over. Thank gosh.

    • @victoriatowns9237
      @victoriatowns9237 10 месяцев назад +5

      Oh no. So the attendants can hear me singing nonsense or ranting about people as I pump gas? I’m feeling first, second, and third-hand embarrassment right now.

    • @snowbunny1066
      @snowbunny1066 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@victoriatowns9237 we sure can. That’s the best part of going to work. Listening to people sing or talk to their pets in the cars. Worst part is hearing people cuss at the gas prices. Makes me feel bad

    • @shaylacrittenden
      @shaylacrittenden 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@victoriatowns9237they’d hear me whine about how much my gas costs like i don’t pay roughly the same amount every other week 😅

  • @jaimebarry661
    @jaimebarry661 9 месяцев назад

    Love watching these. Makes the video more worthwhile.

  • @lorilynnchristiansen2071
    @lorilynnchristiansen2071 10 месяцев назад +3

    I laugh out loud nearly every time I watch you! Thanks for keeping it real!

  • @fazecrazy6266
    @fazecrazy6266 10 месяцев назад +16

    Bruce Rivers just gives out a little more lore on his life and past life. Never would I have imagined he was an emt. Dude is even cooler than he already is

  • @shawnryanclips8133
    @shawnryanclips8133 10 месяцев назад +44

    I love that Bruce sincerely wants the younger people to learn from other people's mistakes and i love that his son Michael and him decided to make a youtube channel,cuz as a family man I think it's amazing they're both doing it together as a family 🎉❤😊

  • @danielholt6741
    @danielholt6741 4 месяца назад

    Another great compilation Bruce.

  • @gerardwilliams5660
    @gerardwilliams5660 Месяц назад

    Love listening to you @ work in Rochester NY. Thanks Bruce and Mike

  • @tamedshrew235
    @tamedshrew235 10 месяцев назад +12

    I knew a guy who was a chronic alcoholic whose blood draws taken in a doctors office while he was sober registered .24
    Alot of these chronics also told me they drove better if they had something to drink cause it calmed their nerves and shakes.

  • @michael-m
    @michael-m 10 месяцев назад +71

    Bruce was an EMT as well!? I mean I have so much respect for this man. And of course his son as well. They seem like just really awesome people. Love to meet them both one day and hopefully not legal reasons with Bruce lop.

    • @elijahgavin6706
      @elijahgavin6706 10 месяцев назад +17

      His dad ran an ambulance company, committed tax fraud, had shit lawyers who didn’t really go to bat for him, and got convinced as a result. That’s what made Bruce pursue law! Fun fact he’s shared in earlier videos

    • @harrietxo2310
      @harrietxo2310 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@elijahgavin6706sorry to ask but do you have any idea what videos he mentioned that? thank you!!

    • @Nikki_with_the_blikki
      @Nikki_with_the_blikki 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​​@@elijahgavin6706I love stories like that! You know that somebody loves their job because there's a strong backstory that ties them to it. Got into defense law for his dear ole daddy. Awww❤

    • @PFMediaServices
      @PFMediaServices 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@harrietxo2310It was one of the q&a videos. If I can find it I'll reply with the video id.

    • @PFMediaServices
      @PFMediaServices 6 месяцев назад

      ​​@@harrietxo2310I think it's this one.
      Title starts with "What was my hardest case?"
      Video Id: MHZOtTLWirY

  • @angelagarutti6118
    @angelagarutti6118 10 месяцев назад

    Thank u Mike Rivers ur a awesome content provider and it shows us how u love ur dad and we all luv him too thx to u Mike!!

  • @karenkennedy6331
    @karenkennedy6331 10 месяцев назад +1

    Being polite and respectful and know your rights when dealing with cops.

  • @lilys7431
    @lilys7431 10 месяцев назад +21

    I have to say I’m becoming a very big fan of the entire Rivers family. Driving a patient and drinking? Gotta be Florida.

  • @GAshoneybear
    @GAshoneybear 10 месяцев назад +110

    1:58 - I had this happen to me once. I was 20 at the time. I was driving through an area I didn't know and state patrol pulled me over for illegal tint (the tint is legal where I live). He said if I gave a hug and kiss, he would let me go, and if I gave him my number, he would do a lot more. He wouldn't let me leave until I did. I always had a fear of police, and that experience made it so much worse.

    • @ChardeeMacdennis339
      @ChardeeMacdennis339 10 месяцев назад +28

      Ew 😣 I’m sorry

    • @busdriverguy
      @busdriverguy 10 месяцев назад +34

      My buddy and I were given a ride hope by some police after they saw us walking on the side of the road coming back from a party. When we got out, the cop on my side(passenger) told us to empty our pockets to make sure we didn't take anything. As soon as the other officer was like "we didn't have anything the the back seats for them to take" he had already stuck his hand deep into my pocket and felt EVERYTHING. I'm a dude btw, that was so violating at the time. I've learned now that there's way worse violating stuff that can happen, and I wish I hadn't lmao

    • @Verhoeven1980
      @Verhoeven1980 10 месяцев назад

      Are you related to the lying chick in this video?

    • @CaseyAvalon
      @CaseyAvalon 10 месяцев назад +6

      It definitely happens, and I'm sorry you had to experience that. I wish you well, my dear.

    • @emrahsuvic2007
      @emrahsuvic2007 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@busdriverguy Yep just some school shooters and SA'ers that made it to an authority position.

  • @justsummers1559
    @justsummers1559 10 месяцев назад +1

    "The amount of flirting is gross."😂

  • @elsalanchester8495
    @elsalanchester8495 10 месяцев назад

    This is my first visit to your channel. I love your intro! the music and scenery/style is awesome.

  • @robsolf
    @robsolf 10 месяцев назад +96

    This is yet another argument for bodycams. Cop knows he can't do anything stupid, while "Lady of esteemed repute" gets busted trying to hoover her way out of consequences.

    • @YouAreStillNotablaze
      @YouAreStillNotablaze 10 месяцев назад +6

      'hoover'' tell me that's not deliberate 😆

    • @Tortilla.Reform
      @Tortilla.Reform 10 месяцев назад

      Zachary Wester planted drugs on multiple innocent people on his bodycam, and Christopher Pullease choked a fellow female officer in front of 6 other cops on bodycams while none of them did anything, even though a civilian doing the same would not survive the police response to those actions

    • @maltheri9833
      @maltheri9833 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@YouAreStillNotablaze "Chug,Chug,Chug,Chug!"

    • @Sv5YpWTwd9otTA4So83f
      @Sv5YpWTwd9otTA4So83f 10 месяцев назад +6

      implying that cops don't turn bodycams off all the time

    • @robsolf
      @robsolf 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@Sv5YpWTwd9otTA4So83f Turning them off invites suspicion. Yet another argument for bodycams.

  • @midnightsnow5655
    @midnightsnow5655 10 месяцев назад +9

    Cops see the horrible effects of DUIs so often. To be smitten by an idiot who chooses to put other people’s lives at risk like that makes me want to vomit.

    • @user-uu1hv8nv6i
      @user-uu1hv8nv6i 10 месяцев назад +2

      Yes

    • @apriljk6557
      @apriljk6557 10 месяцев назад +4

      he's thinking with the small one.

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase 10 месяцев назад +1

      I agree, I have zero sympathy for anyone who chooses to drive intoxicated.

  • @isaacramirez2098
    @isaacramirez2098 10 месяцев назад +1

    Almost to 1,000,000 subs man, you deserve it.

  • @ohumhi1203
    @ohumhi1203 10 месяцев назад

    thank you Michael Rivers!

  • @LeeAnneGuerin
    @LeeAnneGuerin 10 месяцев назад +15

    I like they checked her blood sugar levels first, they didn't just assume it was booze

  • @dotesondots
    @dotesondots 10 месяцев назад +121

    I always enjoy watching your videos and appreciate your advice. You have such a great sense of humor. Here's a shout-out to the genius, Michael, behind the camera. Interesting videos, Michael! Bruce and Michael, you guys are one great team! 😊

  • @bizzmoneyb
    @bizzmoneyb 8 месяцев назад +1

    they arrested a off-duty Lieutenant of DUI, and he blew a .36 it said. thats falling over, passed out, beyond drunk. prior to that, the highest I ever heard of was around .28.

  • @Scorpio4478
    @Scorpio4478 4 месяца назад

    Brilliant thanks Bruce 👍

  • @KcRose
    @KcRose 10 месяцев назад +43

    Bruce, you’ve become one of my favorite people on the planet! What a special treat to see you tonight!!

    • @JP94
      @JP94 10 месяцев назад +9

      You tryin to seduce bruce 😂💀

    • @KcRose
      @KcRose 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@JP94 No. I respect a married man. And his wife.

    • @krozlee3443
      @krozlee3443 9 месяцев назад

      @@KcRoseidk sounds kinda seducey to me…😂

    • @KcRose
      @KcRose 9 месяцев назад

      @@krozlee3443 Maybe 🤭

  • @pascalmalornireniere
    @pascalmalornireniere 10 месяцев назад +11

    Blond liar is just a typical narcissist, they’re all over nowadays.

  • @beffis1980
    @beffis1980 10 месяцев назад

    People never cease to amaze me! That First Lady cracked me up!

  • @dr.warnemuende7909
    @dr.warnemuende7909 9 месяцев назад

    I love the humor in your phrasing. Michael IS my favorite person. He's the 🐐! I live in Wisconsin now. I have never been detained by law enforcement, but I'd like to move to Minnesota in case I'm accused of a crime and should require your services 😅. Thank you for your entertaining education! Love your content and travels.

  • @Nikki_with_the_blikki
    @Nikki_with_the_blikki 10 месяцев назад +10

    Kelli has become a part of my household since the body cam video was released. My husband has blue eyes and when he's trying to be serious like _"look at me"_ I'm like _"in yo blue ass eyes?"_ He chuckles then has to go back to a serious face💀
    She was wrong AF for what she did but at least she was funny🤷🏾‍♀️😭

  • @Aural1
    @Aural1 10 месяцев назад +7

    Bruce is so close to 1 mil congrats bro 🎉

  • @carinawright420
    @carinawright420 10 месяцев назад +1

    “It’s clear to the officers that she’s resistable.” 😂😂

  • @tommybutler2454
    @tommybutler2454 9 месяцев назад

    I love you !!! You are freakin' HILARIOUS !!!

  • @sharonpapcke2142
    @sharonpapcke2142 10 месяцев назад +191

    Bruce and Michael , thanks for all your hard work making every "fun filled episode special ". ❤

  • @AmethystEyes
    @AmethystEyes 10 месяцев назад +20

    What’s ironic about the last DUI is that they probably would have gotten along just as well if they had met anywhere else.

    • @SoManyRandomRamblings
      @SoManyRandomRamblings 10 месяцев назад +11

      Agreed. She didn't strike me as doing it because she was trying to get out of a ticket. It felt like she was actually into him. And Bruce did say they were still together.

    • @deensama7718
      @deensama7718 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@SoManyRandomRamblings There was no confirmation that they ever got together, nor that they ever really spoke after that incident. IDK why Dr. Insanity said that lol. He said it like he had some information that nobody else did, but by the 2nd half of the video he was complimenting the both of them for having a pleasant interaction and made no mention of them ever speaking again

    • @biancaenera2500
      @biancaenera2500 8 месяцев назад

      @@deensama7718 yeah he did cut the part where they found a cup full of vomit in the car and almost puke... which is available on internet to see! Wtf 😂

    • @OneStepBeyondu
      @OneStepBeyondu 7 месяцев назад

      @@deensama7718 They just seem to get along well. She's married now and not to the cop so I think that was just human interest creative fiction.

  • @ColonizersBlow
    @ColonizersBlow 10 месяцев назад +1

    “Forty-EIGHT year old” You wrong for that, Bruce 😂

  • @ghysling
    @ghysling 10 месяцев назад

    Have a great vacation, Bruce, Mike and co!

  • @AlWaYsFrOmThEbAy
    @AlWaYsFrOmThEbAy 10 месяцев назад +182

    Bruce "blicky bruce " rivers

    • @punawelewele
      @punawelewele 10 месяцев назад +42

      I think "Blicky" Bruce Rivers has a better flow to it.

    • @tutinn_
      @tutinn_ 10 месяцев назад +8

      Hey... Thats my nickname! 😂😂 blixky bruce!

    • @fugginrambo
      @fugginrambo 10 месяцев назад

      He's definitely popped mad foos in his day just for looking at him wrong. Blicky B was about that life and don't play no RiffRaff.

    • @richardbubb7629
      @richardbubb7629 10 месяцев назад +11

      He's a criminal lawyer

    • @hyoutdoors7054
      @hyoutdoors7054 10 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@richardbubb7629criminal, lawyer, AND father. 😂

  • @Mercurychyld1
    @Mercurychyld1 10 месяцев назад +40

    I LOVE the way you talk about your son. I feel and speak the same way about my boys as well. That is so lovely. And Bruce, you are so funny, as well as knowledgeable. Thank you and Michael for these cool videos. God bless. 😌👍🏽

  • @BenWinder108
    @BenWinder108 9 месяцев назад

    Let's give a round of applause to Michael Rivers. Providing some excellent editing and content here.

  • @marieldavison5121
    @marieldavison5121 9 месяцев назад

    "...she's resistible" ~ love that line.

  • @mkUltra273
    @mkUltra273 10 месяцев назад +6

    Bruce is just the best criminal lawyer I know. If I’m ever in need in the Twin Cities, I know who to call

  • @gerardodwyer5908
    @gerardodwyer5908 10 месяцев назад +11

    Apart from the code of conduct, professionalism and all that jazz, being a traffic cop is the worst way to get a "hot" gal's number. Arrests just mean more "getting to know you" time.

  • @seratonin7004
    @seratonin7004 10 месяцев назад

    Interesting stuff! Enjoying your content. Cheers from Australia 🇦🇺

  • @samicumar9501
    @samicumar9501 8 месяцев назад +1

    That officer flirted with HER first! Talking about ‘I’ve never heard that before’ what a loser.

  • @tawn2009
    @tawn2009 10 месяцев назад +41

    Thank you Bruce for another insightful & interesting reaction. Thank you Michael for the great content!

  • @JohnJohn-zx5sy
    @JohnJohn-zx5sy 10 месяцев назад +46

    As always, amazing content Bruce. Hope all you're happy and healthy as can be. Thank you for giving all of us viewers a few minutes to entertain us and help us forget about whatever bad things might be going on in our lives. Have a good day brother!

  • @justineharper3346
    @justineharper3346 10 месяцев назад

    That second cop was so sweet. He didn’t want to add to her rough night. I wish all cops were so kind

  • @ChaCha39525
    @ChaCha39525 10 месяцев назад

    Micheal Rivers so glad you put him up to doing this one😂