Omfg I watched this so many times and I laugh every time!! This reminds me of a time in class, I was eating my chips minding my own business and I look to the left for a second and this guy was staring at me all creepy. I was like ok maybe he wants some chips so I ask him and he dosnt say anything he just keeps on staring at me. By now I'm creeped out so I go back to eating my chips and then all of a sudden he blurts out if I want to go out with him. I dodged his question real quick by telling the girl to my right that he asked her out!! He needed to stay in his lane!!
My freshman fucking year in highschool this kid (player, fuck boy type) asked me to be his girlfriend in home room in front of the entire class & I was like uhh I have a boyfriend cause I didn't want to be mean, I def didn't lmao
I was at the mall in the food court getting some Chinese food . I was going through the line telling the people what I wanted until I got to this one guy. He asked me if I wanted any garlic bread which wasn't weird because they're supposed to ask if you want garlic bread with your order so I thought nothing of it. I said sure and he put the piece of garlic bread in my tray, well he looked at me they looked at the garlic bread then look back at me with seductive eyes well trying to be seductive , and he said I'll give you two because you are so cute. That wouldn't have been so bad because one free food and two I was called cute . But this was coming from a 50 year old man.
What is with all the emojis these days, like seriously. It makes me fell like,😄😃😀😊☺️😉😍😘😚😗😙😜😝😛😳😁😔😌😒😞😣😢😂😭😪😥😰😅😓😩😫😨😱😠😡😤😖😆😋😷😎😴😵😲😟😦😧😈👿😮😬😐😕😯😶😇😏😑👲👳👮👷💂👶👦👧👨👩👴👵👱👼👸😺😸😻😽😼🙀😿😹😾👹👺🙈🙉🙊💀👽💩🔥✨🌟💫💥💢💦💧💤💨👂👀👃👅👄👍👎👌👊✊✌️👋✋👐👆👇👉👈🙌🙏☝️👏💪🚶🏃💃👫👪👬👭💏💑👯🙆🙅💁🙋💆💇💅👰🙎🙍🙇🎩👑👒👟👞👡👠👢👕👔👚👗🎽👖👘👙💼👜👝👛👓🎀🌂💄💛💙💜💚❤️💔💗💓💕💖💞💘💌💋💍💎👤👥💬🐶🐺🐱🐭🐹🐰🐸🐯🐨🐻🐷🐽🐮🐗🐵🐒🐴🐑🐘🐼🐧🐦🐤🐥🐣🐔🐍🐢🐛🐝🐜🐞🐌🐙🐚🐠🐟🐬🐳🐋🐄🐏🐀🐃🐅🐇🐉🐎🐐🐓🐕🐖🐁🐂🐲🐡🐊🐫🐪🐆🐈🐩🐾💐🌸🌷🍀🌹🌻🌺🍁🍃🍂🌿🌾🍄🌵🍀🌲🌳🌰🌱🌼🌐🌞🌝🌚🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌗🌘🌜🌛🌙🌍🌎🌏🌋🌌🌠⭐️☀️⛅️☁️⚡️☔️❄️⛄️🌀🌁🌈🌊🎍👻📷💝🎅📹🎎🎄📼🎒🎁💿🎓🎋📀🎓🎉💽🎆🎊💾🎈🎇💻🎌🎐📱🎑🔮☎️🎃🎥📞📟📢🔎📠💡📣📡⏳🔦📺⌛️🔆📻⏰🔅🔊⌚️🔌🔉🔓🔋🔈🔒🔍🔇🔏🛁🔔🔐🛀🔕🔑🚿🚽💰✉️🔧💴📩🔩💵📨💷🔨📯🚪💶📫🚬💳📪💣💸📬🔫📲📧🔪📮📥💊📦📤💉📝📄📁📘📃📂📙📑✂️📓📊📌📔📊📈📎📒✒️📉📚✏️📜📖📏🔖📋📅📛📐
OMG ALX J LITERALLY CANNOT RIGHT NOW!! IM DYING OF LAUGHTER! This video made my whole day! "Mother f*cker don't blow me a kiss" LMFAOOOOO im crying so hard! Thank you for putting a smile on my face :* 😘😂😂
This is my all time favorite video. You make me laugh when I feel down when I'm upset I come and watch yor videos you are freaking amazing. I love you so much 😘😘😂😂❤️
You are great Alex! Told my kids that watching an hr of Alex James everyday should be mandatory!! In a world like today, keeping your sense of humor is important! Thanks for the great videos!!
Thank you for this video Alx. I was at the hospital when I watched it. I had just gotten out of surgery, so I was in pain. You're video helped me smile. I can't wait to see your next video. 😊
These videos make Wednesdays bearable! And Wednesdays are the most busiest and shittest day of the week for me! Thanks for another awesome and hilarious video Alx :D
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I do like kisses, just not unwanted ones 😂😂
😍😘 Alx
This shit made my day ahahah
Aha! I like kisses too, but those stank breath kisses...no, just no!
I love you!!!
😘
"YOU GOOD UP HERE"
so sincere, why i love you.
Alx I can't breathe. Your videos give me life.
Omfg I watched this so many times and I laugh every time!!
This reminds me of a time in class, I was eating my chips minding my own business and I look to the left for a second and this guy was staring at me all creepy. I was like ok maybe he wants some chips so I ask him and he dosnt say anything he just keeps on staring at me. By now I'm creeped out so I go back to eating my chips and then all of a sudden he blurts out if I want to go out with him. I dodged his question real quick by telling the girl to my right that he asked her out!!
He needed to stay in his lane!!
Hahahahahahaha! Good one 😂
You better work GURL!!!! Lol
My freshman fucking year in highschool this kid (player, fuck boy type) asked me to be his girlfriend in home room in front of the entire class & I was like uhh I have a boyfriend cause I didn't want to be mean, I def didn't lmao
First ALX your are really cute and I would love seeing you in a movie with MADEA or like any Tyler perry movie that would be funny
Omg right
i'd pay to see that that i dont care how much i'd pay
yaaasss
30 bobby pins in her FORHEAD lmao SWEAR i transform into an observator as soon as them automatic doors open @ walmart !!!!
I was at the mall in the food court getting some Chinese food . I was going through the line telling the people what I wanted until I got to this one guy. He asked me if I wanted any garlic bread which wasn't weird because they're supposed to ask if you want garlic bread with your order so I thought nothing of it. I said sure and he put the piece of garlic bread in my tray, well he looked at me they looked at the garlic bread then look back at me with seductive eyes well trying to be seductive , and he said I'll give you two because you are so cute. That wouldn't have been so bad because one free food and two I was called cute . But this was coming from a 50 year old man.
While i was reading this i was like "aww that's nice and then you said 50 yes. Old and i died lol
KillerBelz210 omg wow
Wow lol
Laughed my head off like usual. 😂😂
I love you bae stay perfect.
#Waterbugarmy
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Alx James bae means poop bae called you poop
u called alx james poop
Omg stay in your own damn lane.
im sorry i was just saying it means poop....i dont alx james is poop i love alx james 😍😍😍😍
"You stayin back bitch, ain't nobody having fun tonight, I ain't havin one fly away today bitch" I rewinded 6 times
observataur😂😂
What is with all the emojis these days, like seriously. It makes me fell like,😄😃😀😊☺️😉😍😘😚😗😙😜😝😛😳😁😔😌😒😞😣😢😂😭😪😥😰😅😓😩😫😨😱😠😡😤😖😆😋😷😎😴😵😲😟😦😧😈👿😮😬😐😕😯😶😇😏😑👲👳👮👷💂👶👦👧👨👩👴👵👱👼👸😺😸😻😽😼🙀😿😹😾👹👺🙈🙉🙊💀👽💩🔥✨🌟💫💥💢💦💧💤💨👂👀👃👅👄👍👎👌👊✊✌️👋✋👐👆👇👉👈🙌🙏☝️👏💪🚶🏃💃👫👪👬👭💏💑👯🙆🙅💁🙋💆💇💅👰🙎🙍🙇🎩👑👒👟👞👡👠👢👕👔👚👗🎽👖👘👙💼👜👝👛👓🎀🌂💄💛💙💜💚❤️💔💗💓💕💖💞💘💌💋💍💎👤👥💬🐶🐺🐱🐭🐹🐰🐸🐯🐨🐻🐷🐽🐮🐗🐵🐒🐴🐑🐘🐼🐧🐦🐤🐥🐣🐔🐍🐢🐛🐝🐜🐞🐌🐙🐚🐠🐟🐬🐳🐋🐄🐏🐀🐃🐅🐇🐉🐎🐐🐓🐕🐖🐁🐂🐲🐡🐊🐫🐪🐆🐈🐩🐾💐🌸🌷🍀🌹🌻🌺🍁🍃🍂🌿🌾🍄🌵🍀🌲🌳🌰🌱🌼🌐🌞🌝🌚🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌗🌘🌜🌛🌙🌍🌎🌏🌋🌌🌠⭐️☀️⛅️☁️⚡️☔️❄️⛄️🌀🌁🌈🌊🎍👻📷💝🎅📹🎎🎄📼🎒🎁💿🎓🎋📀🎓🎉💽🎆🎊💾🎈🎇💻🎌🎐📱🎑🔮☎️🎃🎥📞📟📢🔎📠💡📣📡⏳🔦📺⌛️🔆📻⏰🔅🔊⌚️🔌🔉🔓🔋🔈🔒🔍🔇🔏🛁🔔🔐🛀🔕🔑🚿🚽💰✉️🔧💴📩🔩💵📨💷🔨📯🚪💶📫🚬💳📪💣💸📬🔫📲📧🔪📮📥💊📦📤💉📝📄📁📘📃📂📙📑✂️📓📊📌📔📊📈📎📒✒️📉📚✏️📜📖📏🔖📋📅📛📐
I'm about to confiscate your emoji keyboard
Alx James lololol
hahaha :)
Omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Lol
Jacob Blue don't forget the battery and the envelope XD
Lmao that'embrace the beautiful'music is on point 😂😂😂
I laughed so damn hard. Oh my gosh. Especially the end, you funny as fuck
I'm on the damn floor, omg! I can't! I love him.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Im WAY the fuck up here!" Hahahahaa 😂
This has been the shittiest, smile-free day until just now. Thank you Alx. I'm still laughing. 😂
😂😂😂😂 them bobby pins had me rolling.
I did expect you throwing the kiss on the ground but was not expecting the other stuff LOL! Your Fabulicousness is just to great for him LOL!
He moved around so much and talked with his hands, he looked so emotionl XD
Omg alx!!!!.. You're soo funny!! You're stories are always hilarious!😂😂😂😂..loved this video!
Alx you are freaking hilarious!!! "It might be chicken grease but wait, he ain't got no chicken" lmfao I love you!!
You are just too perfect lol killin them dodges
Lol the slow motion parts got me lolin so hardd.😂
OMG ALX J LITERALLY CANNOT RIGHT NOW!! IM DYING OF LAUGHTER! This video made my whole day! "Mother f*cker don't blow me a kiss" LMFAOOOOO im crying so hard! Thank you for putting a smile on my face :* 😘😂😂
😂😂😂😂 That was the best! Omg I love his personality.
I am in the car line picking up my kids laughing and having folks look at me crazy.thanks for the laugh
Wen he pretended to put Bobby pins in his hair & he said ain’t no one having fun tonight I WHEEZED 🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG! I can hear you talk all day! I love your voice.
Alx You Never Disappoint!!!
That was hilarious Alx!! Excited for next weeks video 😃
I can't even breathe Alx you are so funny I am crying
LMFAO!! You are so funny! Blowing kisses ur way, dnt dodge 'em!!
LAUGHED MY A$$ OFF AS USUAL. LOVE YA ALX❤️😂❤️😂❤️😂❤️😂❤️😂❤️😂
Ur story times are the best
So I was so sad just a few minutes ago, then I watched this video and died of laughter 😂😂 love you Alx 😂😂❤️❤️
Omg, Alx thank you so much for making a horrible day so much better. I really needed a good laugh!
😂😂 Day complete! Love the kiss dodges 😏
Bhahaha loved this Alex!! U never disappoint!!! Love you!! 😍😘💋
OMG ALX! You should have caught the kiss in your hand, and then slapped ur butt! I would have died if you did that!!!!
Omfg !! Alx you are so funny... Made my night👏😭😂
Omg this made my crappy day so much better!😂😂 Slay Alx!👏😂
I was gone at the Bobby pins 😂😂😂😂
I laughed so hard at that bobby pin comment. Sometimes it's like that! Them damn baby hairs trying to get out of control!
This is my all time favorite video. You make me laugh when I feel down when I'm upset I come and watch yor videos you are freaking amazing. I love you so much 😘😘😂😂❤️
I love you alx James ^-^ you are my favorite viner!
I love watching ur videos. But this one? Boy, I laughed so hard I was in tears! All I got to say is - Bobby pins! I literally just can't . . .
You are great Alex! Told my kids that watching an hr of Alex James everyday should be mandatory!! In a world like today, keeping your sense of humor is important! Thanks for the great videos!!
i love all ur videos and this one is my favorite!!! i think u r a great and funny person, u inspire me to be who i am and say what i feel
You're too funny Alx 😂🙌👏
too funny xD you got me laughing up in the library
keep up the good work Alex
I literally can't stop laughing my ass off!!😂
I needed to laugh. Thank you Alx. 😂🙏
Oh my god ♡ you Alx got my sides hurting
This video is now officially my favorite it was so fucking hilarious Alx James
Seriously ur hilarious!! Always make my day boo
You always make me laugh no matter what. I enjoy these vids
This was the best videos I've seen o this channel😂
That shit was hilarious😂 keep up the good work man love your videos 😁
haha I am crying and my side hurts! love ya Alx!
Alx thanks for making my day I love you 😍😘 I got in trouble for laughing in my T.A. class while the students was taking a test
Woke up my parents laughing at the last part
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yay! You're on RUclips! Love your vines. And omg you're 6'5 😍😍 love you.
I'm trying so hard not to lol, but you're just too damn funny!
Alx I love you man I could be having the worst day and then U just make me laugh never stop doing what you do your an amazing person
That song at the end. 😍
I had been waiting to see your new video this week, and I LOVED IT!! funniest guy I have seen in a long time! can't wait for next week! stay golden :)
Hahaha!!! Nice dodge! 😂 That really made my day!
Thank you for this video Alx. I was at the hospital when I watched it. I had just gotten out of surgery, so I was in pain. You're video helped me smile. I can't wait to see your next video. 😊
Alx you just made my day.👌😉... you are so hilarous😂
I love how you dodged those kisses lol ily
I had dodge that one too.😂😂😂
Omg this video I was laughing out loud and then my Mom yelled at me saying wtf wrond wit yu 😂😂😂
Alx makes me laugh until i am in tears. Chicken Grease LMFAO
I want to cry bc you are so perfect 😭
That's how I dodge blow kisses too omg I feel you Alx
First like! Hey man I love your videos and watch them everyday. Keep doing you. Jah bless!
They way u dodged the 2nd kiss tho!!!
I love it!!!
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I love the way he excepted that 3rd kiss
Never laughed so hard before in my life! Good one. :)
OMG this made my day sooo much better!!! I love you so much xD
These videos make Wednesdays bearable! And Wednesdays are the most busiest and shittest day of the week for me! Thanks for another awesome and hilarious video Alx :D
This video made my day watched it 5 times and had to show my people watching friends.
You just literally made my day better you are soo funny 😂😂 I love you 😁😂😂
Alx u just made my day 💜
brrruh the bobby pin girl was my fave 😂
Hahaha I honestly haven't laughed this hard in a long time. You got yourself a new subscriber. :)
"I wrapped you a present!" Haha in dying...
Video made my day OMG i love alx james!
Omg That Dodge Tho And After He Caught It Lol
Lmao!!!!! Omg that was sooooo funny!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhahahahaha! You cray-cray! :P love ya Alx!!
Lmfao omg I love you, you're to Effinnnn funny 😂
Alx you make me laugh!!! Me and my gbf quote you all the time. You make us more hilarious! Viz we is funnay! Okrr!!! ♡
Omg!!!! Best Yet!!!!! 😭😂👏
funny as hell. dude just makes my day.
the pillows omg my ocd is going crazy!!!!
I just love you Alx 💖
LOL I love your vines alx😍😍
i love you so much Alx youre so hilarious! this video got me dying laughing ;)
I keep telling everyone I know to watch this because of how funny it is. Stay fabulous ✌
OMG I'm an "Observator" too. I swear you are too funny and too cute for your own good.