Mario Party (N64) | Party Hard - Scott The Woz
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- Опубликовано: 13 окт 2020
- Scott gains nothing from this.
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Music Used:
"Mario's Rainbow Castle" from Mario Party
"Title Screen" from Super Mario Party
"Tropical Board" from Pac-Man Fever
"Outcome of Adventure" from Mario Party
"Mushroom Forest" from Mario Party
"Bowser's Magma Mountain" from Mario Party
"Adventure Begins" from Mario Party
"Wario's Battle Canyon" from Mario Party
"Traveling the Warp Pipe" from Mario Party
"In the Pipe" from Mario Party 2
"Peach's Birthday Cake" from Mario Party
"Me for You" by George Callert
"Yoshi's Tropical Island" from Mario Party
"DK's Jungle Adventure" from Mario Party
"Bowser's Theme" from Mario Party
"Play a Mini Game!" from Mario Party
"Faster Than All" from Mario Party
"Dodging Danger" from Mario Party
"Saving Courage" from Mario Party
"Crazy Cutters" from Mario Party
"Board Map (Overview)" from Mario Party
"Whisper from the Past" by Gregor F. Narholz
"Board Ending" from Mario Party
"Eternal Star" from Mario Party
"Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes 
Игры
This episode is special, because Scott’s jokes are all depending on RNG.
CHANCE TIME!
What’s RNG
@@meow-vk7uq RNG stands for Random Number Generator. It basically means things that are completely controlled by luck in games.
That's okay. He learned rng manipulation. He's a speedrunning genius. He plays gex
WHAT HE CAN
“Playing Mario Party single player is like drinking alone.” I don’t think I’ve ever been called out so hard in my life
I literally opened a beer by myself as he said this 😭
Same here. Had to put down the whiteclaw
I came here to be entertained not Personally attacked
Playing Mario Party DS be like... 😭
Ooof. Now I feel lonely.
"I'd feel bad if I didn't f*cking hate all of you"
- Mario Party's Slogan
Should be the new catchphrase
@@firefli9975 _"It's a me! I-fuckin'-hate-the-lotta-you!"_ - Mario 'Party' Mario
It lasts to this day.
🔫🙂
“I’d feel bad if I didn’t fucking hate all of you.” Is probably the greatest line in a Scott the woz video.
Incredibly accurate for any mario party
“It’s called Mario party for a reason, cause the word bullshit was already taken.” Is second
Up there alongside "Don't lie! I've lied before and it's too much fun."
I don’t know, “Grouse!?” is pretty good.
My favorite has to be “fuck you, fuck this, and fuck *tennis* ”
“What consistency do you think Donkey Kong is?”
“Hard”
*they know....*
hard dk
oh they know
@@cherrycreamsoda4253 "pats Ibuki's head"
Chunky Monkey
He will shower you with coconut cream pie
“Mario Party is like marriage, it’s best with up to four people” -Video Game Man From Internet
I'm surprised more people aren't talking about that line.
🤣🤣🤣
S A V A G E
Powerful words.
Polyam life be like
13:43 "When somebody dies I just say 'well somebody lost at Chance Time' '"
I laughed so hard at this.
This ep. has so many great quotes.
So you're saying Wendy's employee lost at chance time
@@autismandgaming4532Nah he died by not having leg day legs for leg day.
Me wen Dianne Feinstein is kill
"DONKEY KONG YOU CHEAP B!TCH"
"WHAT A WASTE OF AN APE"
"i have a star :]"
lol
“Playing Mario Party single player is like drinking alone.”
Me who does both: - __ -
Steamed hams
Welcome to the club
haha who would do that can you imagine haha
Doing both at the same time can be fun
Doing both turns you into frisk?
"I would feel bad if I didn't f*cking hate all of you."
Every. Mario Party. game. ever.
YES
Also Ghosts in among us
23:36 I love how scared Scott looks
that's the face he makes when trying not to laugh
how pro
14:07
My favorite moment of this video
Yep
Take off that hat
@@user-dq4vh2zu9t NO! NOOO!!!!
@Cliffdog252 lets not forget 14:55
"You gotta be f***ing kidding me-"
"I *swear* it's the controller"
WARIO BATTLE CANYON
“This could fit in my mouth.” So it’s at least as large as a Bowser amiibo.
That's what she said
Time to see which amiibo can fit in my mouth DAMN IT
I miss Griffin's Amiibo Corner too.
"He's a snitch, he's a killer, but he is my friend"
The entire base of Among us
2020
@@DrewpBalls935 cc cc cc cm
6ix9ine fans be like
@@xenodusk5750 6nitch9
16:22 Gotta admit, this kinda is me in Mario Party.
Same
14:16 the best moment
19:57
Yep
Scott took the risk at paying the sitting fee; just to put his hired guy's ego down. He deals with a lot things, he doesn't need this. 😎
I honestly think three players is best for Mario Party, having an AI everyone either hates or roots for is fun.
TRUE
Especially if the AI is yoshi or dk
Very Hard DK, stop it. Get some help.
hhaha yess
Its either “FUCK THIS GUY” or “ANTI-FUCK THIS GUY” there is no venn diagram that can hold those two
I met some random girl on a plane and played Mario Party DS with her and too this day we still stay in contact to say we hate each other
That's so sweet.
How sweet, how good is the hate? 1-Mario Party?
Scott’s parents: die
Scott: well chance time didn’t go their way, hey at least I got ten coins from them
Lmao
"I've got a Star"
"This is Mario Party."
"I thought it was a bear."
"I thought it was a beer."
“I thought he was depressed!”
Gex
“Mario Party, is like marriage. It’s more fun with up to four people”
EXCUSE ME?
What? It’s true
Jk I’m not a weirdo
@@ireplytoeverything3122 It really is true.
Four play is always fun .
@@hickorymccay2994 lol no
He’s a Mormon
“0/10 The plot was boring and bland and the characters were not compelling nor interesting. Overall you should not expect to be invested in this story whatsoever”
*-IGN’s review of Mario Party 8*
It’s mario party.... I hate ign
@@wistful3631 You do realize that this comment is sarcasm, right?
@@ridwana4037 oh. Well now I do I was just saying because that sounds like something ign would say
@@wistful3631 Well even if it was a real IGN rating wouldn't be surprised they did gave Battle For Bikini Bottom: Rehydrated a 5/10 and GameSpot gave it a 2/10. The people that review these games need to play more than the opening menu before giving a review on the game.
@@CoolerMike no they need to get better, one journalist said a puzzle was hard because you move forward slightly when using the bubble bowl
17:23
“Rex mohs said calmly”
"Let's see where the Mario Party series took a turn for the worst with Mario Party 1."
I spit my drink out
This comments section has more quotes than the entirety of Gex's entire dialogue script.
Ok
Ok
ok
ok
So do your comments
5:04 This part always catches me off guard!!!
5:08
Luigi's model in this game makes me laugh to this day he's so stretched looking
l e g g
"What consistency is Donkey Kong?... Hard!"
*HARD DK HAS BEEN SUMMONED*
Soft Diddy will follow
EXPAND DONG
RIP plussies
@@ruben_skyline_ what’s a plussy I only know alpharad deluxe fan
@@nickkirchmeyer4277 well;the plan is simple
3:53 “So a four player experience anybody can enjoy and understand. Okay, I’ll bite. What’s the catch?”
“Damnation”
24:25 gets me every time
He was going for the dub bitches
I thought you were going for the dub bitches?
The way he says dude 🤣
Scott preparing himself for the mini games with winter gloves
They should’ve came with every copy of Mario Party
For some reason I just imagined Scott with white gloves.
Winter is...MINI GAMES ARE COMING!
When’s it’s not a Sunday put you get a new Scott video
Love the actual OG profile pic
“I picked a bad day to get dementia” is just hilarious
Do a video on Thomas the Tank Engine for the genesis and snes versions
Oh no he's Biden
@@sweetpotato-jn1fg please no I still can't hear any ballroom feeling music without feeling nauseous
@@cat1554 ayyyyyy
@@Alinanonymous that entire album is terrifying
But the first song in stage 3 is chilling
I really need Scott to review all the Mario party games
Same.
"I have a sitting fee"
"We'll just have you stand"
"Wanna take that for a test drive?"
Gets me every time😂
"I cant wait to get blackout cancer" is one of the best lines scott has come up with
Thank god someone loves this line as much as I do
Nice profile pic
Fun fact: Peach’s phrase “Peachies got it.” Was actually supposed to read off as “Peach has got it.” But her voice actress was reluctant to re-record it and just left it as is.
It kinda sounds like Bitches got it
F
then what does dk say?
Source?
Peachies got it is cuter anyways
I’ll never get over how many takes they took of Scott’s friend shouting “DONKEY KONG YOU CHEAP BITCH!!”
The neighbors probably thought you guys hated Donkey Kong to death 😂
15:10 In the Scott the Woz canon, Rex dies on October 23rd, 2024.
Come on, guy, we all know Scott would never do an episode in the 2024 season where Rex just straight up dies. Although, he did kill off Chet Shaft... but he only had one prior appearence, so that shots the theory down. BUT WAIT! ...Rex was *also* murdered in the "Greatest Mysteries in Gaming" episode. I guess I see where you're coming from: Scott's already established that death is meaningless in the show's universe (aptly named the Woziverse) and characters can even recover from it if your lucky. And considering that Scott already killed of the character once... why *wouldn't* he do it again?
@@ty-seansenior6660 looks like someone lost at chance time
He probably dies of the Robo Ebola in 2024
My Birthday!
Uh oh!
"Yeah I can't wait to get black out cancer"
You just know whenever Scott is talking to someone in the doorway you're about to hear an incredible line
Considering most of the cigarettes were card decks; it's funny that they mention blackout cancer. (Blackout is a card game) If it's intentional it's god tier word play
@@thisisntausername5724 Scott is always intentional
@@natevemuri9024 Fair enough
Gex
Scott: censors his videos
also Scott: swears like a sailor, drinks,smokes and gets murdered.
He didn't get murdered his friends did in the episode mysteries of gaming.
Haha
Almost every PS3 shooter protagonist
Scotts said that he doesnt like a lot of alcohol. He only really smokes and curses
Hey, no, he didn't get murdered, everyone else did. He had jury duty the next day, he was too busy to die.
"I have a neck"
Oh, so that's what went wrong at Throats for Thought. He doesn't have a *throat* , he has a *neck* .
19:14 that line goes perfect with the song
“Nine months after Arbor Day?”
“That’s a weird coincidence”
“Oh, it’s no coincidence”
This is one of Scott’s best jokes ever, I don’t make the rules
i don't get it
i don't get it
i don't get it
It's a holiday where you're encouraged to plant trees
You're welcome
@@Brownd55 i still don’t get it
Mario Party is the quickest way to lose friends
Yes
Agreed
Or among us
The old ones were at least. The newer ones are for people who have no friends.
*Monopoly joins the chat*
25:23 I started watching this video on january 26.
9 months after Arbor Day?
that's a wierd coincidence
Oh its.. Its no coincidence
Alright, last minigame, Bash n Crash f*ck.
I just got 20 coins. There's nothing left for me here.
14:22 Scott paid the sitting fee
"I can't wait to get blackout cancer "
- JibJab the Gex Guy
That’s my favorite Gex quote!
Me, after having a couple beers and a solo Mario party session:
“Oh cool, lemme check out the new Scott the Woz video.”
been there. oh crippling alcoholism...
The sad part is that I can't tell which is worse
F
Luckily I don't drink alcohol, but I still play Mario Party solo all the time so I might as well have chronic alcoholism.
i was laughing so hard on the Wario mess ups in 24:35
The biggest dub to ever dub bitches
I love when scotts friends are complaining about the existence of DK, and all scott cares about is the fact that he has a star
*"DONKEY KONG YOU CHEEP BITCH!"*
"What a waste of a ape!"
"I have a star"
That the line you referring to?
Scott’s comedy is so top shelf, he’s still doing *sketches* in 2020 and they’re *working*
Seriously, you people don't dislike the cringe SNL type of comedy?
@@olegcrysis1 If you don’t like it, then why you watching it?
@@Swaxeman Cause I like Mario Party
@@olegcrysis1 lol
@@Swaxeman I'm not. I stopped the video when the cringe got too bad. I hope Scott goes back to his previous format for videos.
WAIT so Mitsuda composed Mario Party's OST?? "Hey man, are your gigs nowadays in the late 90s?" "Well, my projects range from Xenogears, ᴹᵃʳᶦᵒ ᴾᵃʳᵗʸ, Chrono Cross... you know, big Adventures"
Qu'est-ce que vous faites ici?
Somebody please translate this for me, I'm to stupid to learn a new language
Thank you.
@@starfireseraphim9696 because they can watch whatever they want?
Oulah, le CM de topito qui a oublié de switch de compte.
Woah, topito CM forgot to change his account.
I think this is one of my favorite Scott the Woz episodes. The writing is so clever and Scott's friends are always funny. It's also very impressive how Scott can write jokes based on a mario party game that wasn't scripted. Keep up the good work Scott!
I'm pretty sure everything they said was a skit. Or at the very least exaggerated for comedic effect. I don't really even watch his game-related content on Scott's Stash (the videos where he plays games with his friends in his free time), and even I know that the way Scott and his friends speak in a video and in real life are not the same. Friends rag on each other, but they speak NOTHING like this.
What I'm saying is: that play session *HAD* to be scripted!
@@ty-seansenior6660 I know that the jokes were scripted, but first Scott had to play a random game of Mario party just so he could get game footage for those jokes. I'm amazed at the fact that he could write jokes just on game footage alone!
17:55 I still remember it detailed that a piece of skin, in the form of the analog stick, got ripped off his palm.
Scott is always down for a party. He can bring the copy of We Dare for Wii and the Wii Weather Channel
oh boy wii weather my favorite
Thanks for your recent Mario Party pricing video. Now I know exactly how much Scott's collection is worth at 3:18
Did you forget his daily copy of Fling Smash for the Wii
They sell the Weather Channel on disc?
HIIIIIII I HAVENT SEEN YOUR CHANNEL IN FOREVER HOLY CRAP
“Let’s take a look at where the Mario Party series took a turn for the worst, with Mario Party 1” LMAO
🤣🤣🤣
@blu not really
@@FEARitself100 - it’s true. He’s right
@@gwen_gets_got not even remotely so otherwise all the other comments about the joke would cluster together
@@FEARitself100 - nah nah. Blue is right about it. I trust my instincts
This may be the best Scott the Woz episode ever I'll repeat it day after day because it's just too good!!
My favorite part of the video has to be the interactions from 22:05 - 22:53.
"Hes literally right next to me"
“What is this?”
“It’s Bowl Over.”
AYY SCOTT PUTTING HIS FRIENDS IN FAIRLY NORMAL EPISODES
The description should’ve been:
“Scott gets Blisters”
No. He is the ultimate chad. He can’t get blisters from a simple game you fool.
“Scott gains nothing from this”
“Ruined friendships” the game!
Scott gains nothing but blisters
“Scott play Mario Party”
Can we just appreciate that Scott bought 5 whole boxes of family size cheezit boxes for this video?
"Everybody is getting in a heated political debate asking who's the superstar of the group is."
Idk why but I love that line so much
"playing Mario party solo is like drinking alone" well damn true.
7:10 So who’s gonna show up no matter what?” (quietly mutters to himself) “911” Best joke I’ve heard all day.
LMAOOOOO
No
honestly hilarious
13:18 petition to make “what a f*cking me” an actual expression for of course “some thing that I would do”
My brother: Look! It's the game from Squid Game!
Me: 22:44
If it really was squid game everyone would be killed except for Donkey Kong
Things that break friendships:
1. Mario Party
2. Console Wars
3. Religion
4. Politics
5: Mario Kart when you take a blue shell in the balls 2m from the finish line
6th and rising: Among Us
7th: UNO
8th: Monopoly.
This is my most liked comment ever!
“What consistency do you think Donkey Kong is?”
*”Hard”*
Well, Hard DK has officially decided to abandon Alpharad and join Scott.
Hard DK is eternal. He is forever. You may never escape the Hard DK
But Hard DK CAN Escape you/alpha so in theory he could have just left him
He is beyond a single channel
us deluxeies understand
Daisy moment
Only 10 months left
I can't fucking express how hilarious Scott and his squad are. It's just hysterical one liners hitting you in the face one after the other.
"Playing Mario Party single player is like drinking alone"
Me, drinking alone while playing Mario Party single player
Big depression
So that means I’ll be singing Bakamitai while staring at a photo of Mario.
*Cries in Mario Party Speedrunning*
“I think I’m an escort.” Such a good punchline lol
Is it bad that I legitimately snorted so hard I made my own nose stuffy for half an hour at that?
My new fav Scott line
16:20
Me upon getting a single A while surrounded by my honor role friends
14:28- he’s got a point
"I'm working on a speedrun of this game"
"You just found out it existed"
Why is this so relatable
Wow you're right
“I work fast”
Rex describes the speed running community
"Guess who turned 18 today?"
"Mario Party 4!"
DAMN I'M OLD
3 more years til he can legally drink!
@@ireplytoeverything3122 you mean 2 years away from being one year away from being legally able to drink
I know, I was 10 when it came out
@@undergalaxy775 who are we kidding who didn't drink before 21
@@theguywhofoundwaldoo7939 you sir have 12 years more than me based on math, which, unrelated to your statement, I find interesting considering the nature of our conversation
17:22 my favorite part of the whole video
I love how Scott makes a big deal of having to not play as dk despite Mario & Yoshi being right there
Guy: *commits suicide*
Scott: He failed chance time
Why do you think he killed himself?
"Yoshi thinks he's the superstar because he has energy, something every living being has!"
As a living being myself, I can confirm that is not true.
Ok hear me out...
@@frosty_haze3935 Listening.
"Oh God, what's the Ape doing!?"
"Ape Sh*t. The worst kind of Sh*t"
I can count this as a birthday party as it was released on my birthday. Good old Scott.
“H O M E F I E L D A D V A N T A GE”
you got third
"Music used: coming soon"
There's something wrong, I can feel it
The Guy Game - Scott The Woz
@@TurtleYTPMV dammit, I thought I was onto something here
I'm still waiting for the music used in "Nintendo switch 1 year in" 😔
Impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete.
The music for Chibi robo ziplash is still missing
18:51 the way Scott says “what” is kinda weird
The question is:
Why haven't one of these protective gloves(18:24) from Nintendo turned up as a collectible. I wonder if they branded them? 😆
They have turned up. They aren’t branded and they just sent out some generic exercise gloves
@@XenoDelta212 What cheapskates
Can we get uncensored cuts of these? I love the “I got a star” clip.
The bleeps make the swearing funnier in my opinion
i agree but i would at least like the option
@@hiimlunaaaa 1
@@galfinsp7216 And Scott’s. That’s why he does it
Scott The Uncensored
"I thought this game was a bear"
SONIC PARADOX!?!?!?!?
@@turbobist2889 yes
awesome to see you here
HOLY CRAP ITS MY CHILDHOOD
Beeaarr!!
8:51 paused is legendary
22:08 I f***ing lost it
21:48 *That delivery was so damn beautiful. I need a compilation of whenever he says No.*
chuggaconroy moment
@@Shadowwolf-1337 chuggaconroy pikmin 1 moment
"I have to give 30 Coins to Bowser, but I'd rather HAAAVE them!"
The common reaction to chance time.
"What consistency do you think Donkey Kong is?"
"Hard."
Well someone watches Alpharad.
@Manek Iridius You must not play Smash often.
You have earned 2.5 billion respect Points
@Manek Iridius Another youtuber, hes known for a dk amiibo.
@Manek Iridius Jo's friend
@@FriskyD. who's Jo?
"Oh, I think I've heard of this one!"
"You've never heard of Mario Party 1 but you've heard of the Hammer Drop minigame from Mario Party 1?"
"It's a pretty big deal where I'm from."
"Where are you from?"
*turns* "Wario's Battle Canyon."
"Gimme that hat."
"NO. NOOOO!!"
Best lines in this entire video
Scott was willing to pay the extra seating fee if it means he could bring the hired guy's ego down...worth it.
The hired guy gained his sitting fee because he was from Wario's Battle Canyon.
scott: i have a busted ass palm from playing tug-of-war
"As the death toll goes up, a new Mario Party comes out"
We're starting off this episode off with a bang aren't we, lol?
Scott: *asking about himself* "What does it take to be this?"
Me: "Be a virgin?"
Scott: "Skin for one."
*Oh.*
Awesome! I'm Scott now!
...
Wait.
Lmao I was thinking the same
WELL *SHIT*
"We have a strict no skin policy here"
close enough
25:37 Mario on March 22, 2021
13:25 so you're telling me Bowser is an allegory for communism
Yes
He did call Bowser “the Government” after all.
"Playing Mario Party alone is like drinking alone."
*All I did when I was a kid was play Mario party alone.....*
Same
F
F
Do you drink alone now?
All I did as a kid was drink alone
12:49 bowser is the government. That makes perfect sense
Mario's a war criminal