Mario Party (N64) | Party Hard - Scott The Woz

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @Cygis
    @Cygis 4 года назад +6771

    “Playing Mario Party single player is like drinking alone.” I don’t think I’ve ever been called out so hard in my life

    • @void7688
      @void7688 4 года назад +212

      I literally opened a beer by myself as he said this 😭

    • @notdirkstrider
      @notdirkstrider 4 года назад +103

      Same here. Had to put down the whiteclaw

    • @dragonlogos1
      @dragonlogos1 4 года назад +109

      I came here to be entertained not Personally attacked

    • @Yulises
      @Yulises 4 года назад +89

      Playing Mario Party DS be like... 😭

    • @jeffthegamerboy3476
      @jeffthegamerboy3476 4 года назад +21

      Ooof. Now I feel lonely.

  • @mert7373
    @mert7373 4 года назад +1050

    "I would feel bad if I didn't f*cking hate all of you."
    Every. Mario Party. game. ever.

  • @nickclark1815
    @nickclark1815 4 года назад +5481

    I honestly think three players is best for Mario Party, having an AI everyone either hates or roots for is fun.

    • @willwunsche6940
      @willwunsche6940 3 года назад +129

      TRUE

    • @Garbo_trashcan
      @Garbo_trashcan 3 года назад +270

      Especially if the AI is yoshi or dk

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 3 года назад +187

      Very Hard DK, stop it. Get some help.

    • @gutsxgriffith6950
      @gutsxgriffith6950 3 года назад +15

      hhaha yess

    • @breadbox3987
      @breadbox3987 3 года назад +143

      Its either “FUCK THIS GUY” or “ANTI-FUCK THIS GUY” there is no venn diagram that can hold those two

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 3 года назад +371

    "DONKEY KONG YOU CHEAP B!TCH"
    "WHAT A WASTE OF AN APE"
    "i have a star :]"

  • @smashmindsetaudios1077
    @smashmindsetaudios1077 4 года назад +3234

    Fun fact: Peach’s phrase “Peachies got it.” Was actually supposed to read off as “Peach has got it.” But her voice actress was reluctant to re-record it and just left it as is.

  • @jashipeanut9124
    @jashipeanut9124 4 года назад +4449

    This episode is special, because Scott’s jokes are all depending on RNG.

    • @ireplytoeverything3122
      @ireplytoeverything3122 4 года назад +167

      CHANCE TIME!

    • @meow-vk7uq
      @meow-vk7uq 4 года назад +51

      What’s RNG

    • @jashipeanut9124
      @jashipeanut9124 4 года назад +253

      @@meow-vk7uq RNG stands for Random Number Generator. It basically means things that are completely controlled by luck in games.

    • @thomasandrews9355
      @thomasandrews9355 4 года назад +211

      That's okay. He learned rng manipulation. He's a speedrunning genius. He plays gex

    • @litten1up
      @litten1up 4 года назад +4

      WHAT HE CAN

  • @xww6849
    @xww6849 4 года назад +1124

    “Nine months after Arbor Day?”
    “That’s a weird coincidence”
    “Oh, it’s no coincidence”
    This is one of Scott’s best jokes ever, I don’t make the rules

    • @Manelneedsaname
      @Manelneedsaname 4 года назад +4

      i don't get it

    • @Destinyawesome7
      @Destinyawesome7 4 года назад +3

      i don't get it

    • @janko1
      @janko1 4 года назад +4

      i don't get it

    • @Brownd55
      @Brownd55 4 года назад +136

      It's a holiday where you're encouraged to plant trees
      You're welcome

    • @SkoopBaDoop
      @SkoopBaDoop 4 года назад +4

      @@Brownd55 i still don’t get it

  • @CountMonsparkle
    @CountMonsparkle 3 года назад +943

    13:43 "When somebody dies I just say 'well somebody lost at Chance Time' '"
    I laughed so hard at this.

    • @kassandrax2322
      @kassandrax2322 3 года назад +24

      This ep. has so many great quotes.

    • @autismandgaming4532
      @autismandgaming4532 Год назад +9

      So you're saying Wendy's employee lost at chance time

    • @jmredguppy2799
      @jmredguppy2799 Год назад

      @@autismandgaming4532Nah he died by not having leg day legs for leg day.

    • @SeisoYabai
      @SeisoYabai Год назад

      Me wen Dianne Feinstein is kill

  • @SwissSauce
    @SwissSauce 3 года назад +2845

    "I'd feel bad if I didn't f*cking hate all of you"
    - Mario Party's Slogan

    • @firefli9975
      @firefli9975 3 года назад +46

      Should be the new catchphrase

    • @SkyNinja759
      @SkyNinja759 3 года назад +29

      @@firefli9975 _"It's a me! I-fuckin'-hate-the-lotta-you!"_ - Mario 'Party' Mario

    • @jameslawrenson1208
      @jameslawrenson1208 2 года назад +8

      It lasts to this day.

    • @coolj4334
      @coolj4334 2 года назад +1

      🔫🙂

  • @topito
    @topito 4 года назад +3311

    WAIT so Mitsuda composed Mario Party's OST?? "Hey man, are your gigs nowadays in the late 90s?" "Well, my projects range from Xenogears, ᴹᵃʳᶦᵒ ᴾᵃʳᵗʸ, Chrono Cross... you know, big Adventures"

    • @BlueYoshi
      @BlueYoshi 4 года назад +40

      Qu'est-ce que vous faites ici?

    • @2wodrqwoa
      @2wodrqwoa 4 года назад +50

      Somebody please translate this for me, I'm to stupid to learn a new language

    • @2wodrqwoa
      @2wodrqwoa 4 года назад +14

      Thank you.

    • @jaxoncarter2electricboogal921
      @jaxoncarter2electricboogal921 4 года назад +85

      @@starfireseraphim9696 because they can watch whatever they want?

    • @shiugycaldwiff6643
      @shiugycaldwiff6643 4 года назад +10

      Oulah, le CM de topito qui a oublié de switch de compte.
      Woah, topito CM forgot to change his account.

  • @ihatevendingmachines2966
    @ihatevendingmachines2966 4 года назад +2222

    “0/10 The plot was boring and bland and the characters were not compelling nor interesting. Overall you should not expect to be invested in this story whatsoever”
    *-IGN’s review of Mario Party 8*

    • @wistful3631
      @wistful3631 4 года назад +95

      It’s mario party.... I hate ign

    • @ridwana4037
      @ridwana4037 4 года назад +172

      @@wistful3631 You do realize that this comment is sarcasm, right?

    • @wistful3631
      @wistful3631 4 года назад +217

      @@ridwana4037 oh. Well now I do I was just saying because that sounds like something ign would say

    • @CoolerMike
      @CoolerMike 4 года назад +146

      @@wistful3631 Well even if it was a real IGN rating wouldn't be surprised they did gave Battle For Bikini Bottom: Rehydrated a 5/10 and GameSpot gave it a 2/10. The people that review these games need to play more than the opening menu before giving a review on the game.

    • @phet1211
      @phet1211 4 года назад +56

      @@CoolerMike no they need to get better, one journalist said a puzzle was hard because you move forward slightly when using the bubble bowl

  • @barczakbo
    @barczakbo 3 года назад +443

    23:36 I love how scared Scott looks

  • @tails1152
    @tails1152 4 года назад +612

    “This could fit in my mouth.” So it’s at least as large as a Bowser amiibo.

    • @Drip_Vader
      @Drip_Vader 4 года назад +14

      That's what she said

    • @zoeyamon935
      @zoeyamon935 4 года назад +10

      Time to see which amiibo can fit in my mouth DAMN IT

    • @Gothstana
      @Gothstana 4 года назад +3

      I miss Griffin's Amiibo Corner too.

  • @brainmaindeadchannel8009
    @brainmaindeadchannel8009 4 года назад +939

    "He's a snitch, he's a killer, but he is my friend"

  • @codywebb3610
    @codywebb3610 4 года назад +1980

    “Mario Party is like marriage, it’s best with up to four people” -Video Game Man From Internet

  • @rieiid5867
    @rieiid5867 3 года назад +95

    "Let's see where the Mario Party series took a turn for the worst with Mario Party 1."
    I spit my drink out

  • @bap6063
    @bap6063 4 года назад +1173

    “I’d feel bad if I didn’t fucking hate all of you.” Is probably the greatest line in a Scott the woz video.

    • @coolj4334
      @coolj4334 2 года назад +9

      Incredibly accurate for any mario party

    • @SpiritFlame122
      @SpiritFlame122 2 года назад +18

      “It’s called Mario party for a reason, cause the word bullshit was already taken.” Is second

    • @-frizno-8530
      @-frizno-8530 2 года назад +8

      Up there alongside "Don't lie! I've lied before and it's too much fun."

    • @Snoebal
      @Snoebal Год назад +3

      I don’t know, “Grouse!?” is pretty good.

    • @Goldskull_Mystic
      @Goldskull_Mystic Год назад

      My favorite has to be “fuck you, fuck this, and fuck *tennis* ”

  • @senatorseymour9808
    @senatorseymour9808 4 года назад +1155

    “Playing Mario Party single player is like drinking alone.”
    Me who does both: - __ -

  • @andave8181
    @andave8181 2 года назад +114

    "I have a sitting fee"
    "We'll just have you stand"
    "Wanna take that for a test drive?"
    Gets me every time😂

  • @Fizzy01010
    @Fizzy01010 4 года назад +978

    "Yeah I can't wait to get black out cancer"
    You just know whenever Scott is talking to someone in the doorway you're about to hear an incredible line

    • @thisisntausername5724
      @thisisntausername5724 4 года назад +49

      Considering most of the cigarettes were card decks; it's funny that they mention blackout cancer. (Blackout is a card game) If it's intentional it's god tier word play

    • @natevemuri9024
      @natevemuri9024 4 года назад +13

      @@thisisntausername5724 Scott is always intentional

    • @thisisntausername5724
      @thisisntausername5724 4 года назад +7

      @@natevemuri9024 Fair enough

    • @giantsbane2475
      @giantsbane2475 4 года назад +2

      Gex

  • @ryanc1045
    @ryanc1045 4 года назад +502

    7:10 So who’s gonna show up no matter what?” (quietly mutters to himself) “911” Best joke I’ve heard all day.

  • @rosstubergames
    @rosstubergames 3 года назад +88

    3:53 “So a four player experience anybody can enjoy and understand. Okay, I’ll bite. What’s the catch?”
    “Damnation”

  • @kidjp8058
    @kidjp8058 4 года назад +557

    "What consistency is Donkey Kong?... Hard!"
    *HARD DK HAS BEEN SUMMONED*

    • @josedeleon9273
      @josedeleon9273 4 года назад +24

      Soft Diddy will follow

    • @LucasDiblasio
      @LucasDiblasio 4 года назад +21

      EXPAND DONG

    • @ruben_skyline_
      @ruben_skyline_ 4 года назад +10

      RIP plussies

    • @nickkirchmeyer4277
      @nickkirchmeyer4277 4 года назад +25

      @@ruben_skyline_ what’s a plussy I only know alpharad deluxe fan

    • @hurt4322
      @hurt4322 4 года назад +7

      @@nickkirchmeyer4277 well;the plan is simple

  • @thatguyfx6311
    @thatguyfx6311 4 года назад +297

    "I cant wait to get blackout cancer" is one of the best lines scott has come up with

    • @safehaven717
      @safehaven717 4 года назад +4

      Thank god someone loves this line as much as I do

    • @penguin8730
      @penguin8730 4 года назад +1

      Nice profile pic

  • @BaeCat872
    @BaeCat872 4 года назад +578

    Scott’s comedy is so top shelf, he’s still doing *sketches* in 2020 and they’re *working*

    • @olegcrysis1
      @olegcrysis1 4 года назад +8

      Seriously, you people don't dislike the cringe SNL type of comedy?

    • @Swaxeman
      @Swaxeman 4 года назад +45

      @@olegcrysis1 If you don’t like it, then why you watching it?

    • @olegcrysis1
      @olegcrysis1 4 года назад +27

      @@Swaxeman Cause I like Mario Party

    • @liambrewerpowerlifting
      @liambrewerpowerlifting 4 года назад

      @@olegcrysis1 lol

    • @Jam77229
      @Jam77229 4 года назад +8

      @@Swaxeman I'm not. I stopped the video when the cringe got too bad. I hope Scott goes back to his previous format for videos.

  • @lowercase3479
    @lowercase3479 3 года назад +354

    Scott’s parents: die
    Scott: well chance time didn’t go their way, hey at least I got ten coins from them

  • @NintendoCollecting
    @NintendoCollecting 4 года назад +4986

    Scott is always down for a party. He can bring the copy of We Dare for Wii and the Wii Weather Channel

    • @slyfox7452
      @slyfox7452 4 года назад +65

      oh boy wii weather my favorite

    • @nman625
      @nman625 4 года назад +31

      Thanks for your recent Mario Party pricing video. Now I know exactly how much Scott's collection is worth at 3:18

    • @jeremye1159
      @jeremye1159 4 года назад +24

      Did you forget his daily copy of Fling Smash for the Wii

    • @eMorphized
      @eMorphized 4 года назад +8

      They sell the Weather Channel on disc?

    • @wicklash9065
      @wicklash9065 4 года назад +2

      HIIIIIII I HAVENT SEEN YOUR CHANNEL IN FOREVER HOLY CRAP

  • @hrgrhrhhr
    @hrgrhrhhr 4 года назад +1214

    "I'm working on a speedrun of this game"
    "You just found out it existed"
    Why is this so relatable

  • @mlogeebobee7176
    @mlogeebobee7176 4 года назад +720

    21:48 *That delivery was so damn beautiful. I need a compilation of whenever he says No.*

  • @SVignette
    @SVignette 4 месяца назад +301

    Reminder that Rex Mohs will die on October 23rd of this year

    • @Randy_1803
      @Randy_1803 3 месяца назад +7

      I’m not ready.

    • @SSamiibo
      @SSamiibo 2 месяца назад +7

      My body is ready

    • @STEEZY_TREV16
      @STEEZY_TREV16 2 месяца назад +19

      It’s fine, he can get treatment at the hospital

    • @DaBoiHimself
      @DaBoiHimself 2 месяца назад +9

      He's Wario, he's got the money

    • @Crash_Bash89
      @Crash_Bash89 2 месяца назад +2

      4 days left

  • @yoshimasterleader
    @yoshimasterleader 4 года назад +382

    Scott: censors his videos
    also Scott: swears like a sailor, drinks,smokes and gets murdered.

    • @xapaperrollpaper3431
      @xapaperrollpaper3431 4 года назад +21

      He didn't get murdered his friends did in the episode mysteries of gaming.

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 4 года назад +2

      Haha

    • @pot_ato1234
      @pot_ato1234 4 года назад +14

      Almost every PS3 shooter protagonist

    • @Cry0thecringeyicerobot
      @Cry0thecringeyicerobot 4 года назад +6

      Scotts said that he doesnt like a lot of alcohol. He only really smokes and curses

    • @loganielsomething7218
      @loganielsomething7218 4 года назад +6

      Hey, no, he didn't get murdered, everyone else did. He had jury duty the next day, he was too busy to die.

  • @xtalksx
    @xtalksx 4 года назад +285

    Me, after having a couple beers and a solo Mario party session:
    “Oh cool, lemme check out the new Scott the Woz video.”

    • @goddesscarrie767
      @goddesscarrie767 4 года назад +13

      been there. oh crippling alcoholism...

    • @rockstone9552
      @rockstone9552 4 года назад +4

      The sad part is that I can't tell which is worse

    • @NutyRiver
      @NutyRiver 4 года назад +2

      F

    • @cloroxhammer3289
      @cloroxhammer3289 4 года назад +2

      Luckily I don't drink alcohol, but I still play Mario Party solo all the time so I might as well have chronic alcoholism.

  • @DangerousPython
    @DangerousPython 4 года назад +319

    “I picked a bad day to get dementia” is just hilarious

    • @WndrngST4RR
      @WndrngST4RR 4 года назад +1

      Do a video on Thomas the Tank Engine for the genesis and snes versions

    • @cat1554
      @cat1554 4 года назад +2

      Oh no he's Biden

    • @Alinanonymous
      @Alinanonymous 4 года назад +2

      @@sweetpotato-jn1fg please no I still can't hear any ballroom feeling music without feeling nauseous

    • @benpage11
      @benpage11 4 года назад

      @@cat1554 ayyyyyy

    • @gamergaymer965
      @gamergaymer965 4 года назад +1

      @@Alinanonymous that entire album is terrifying
      But the first song in stage 3 is chilling

  • @DaSheepKiller
    @DaSheepKiller 3 года назад +516

    "This is Mario Party."
    "I thought it was a bear."
    "I thought it was a beer."

  • @benjaminschmitt1562
    @benjaminschmitt1562 4 года назад +387

    “What consistency do you think Donkey Kong is?”
    *”Hard”*
    Well, Hard DK has officially decided to abandon Alpharad and join Scott.

    • @FPSGamer48
      @FPSGamer48 4 года назад +49

      Hard DK is eternal. He is forever. You may never escape the Hard DK

    • @rainwilson4036
      @rainwilson4036 4 года назад +11

      But Hard DK CAN Escape you/alpha so in theory he could have just left him

    • @merchantziro4285
      @merchantziro4285 4 года назад +15

      He is beyond a single channel

    • @kaydanjordan5496
      @kaydanjordan5496 4 года назад +6

      us deluxeies understand

    • @MantaKizaemonFTW
      @MantaKizaemonFTW 4 года назад +6

      Daisy moment

  • @oswaldoadrian3975
    @oswaldoadrian3975 4 года назад +206

    "playing Mario party solo is like drinking alone" well damn true.

  • @qballer82
    @qballer82 4 года назад +295

    Scott preparing himself for the mini games with winter gloves

    • @ireplytoeverything3122
      @ireplytoeverything3122 4 года назад +1

      They should’ve came with every copy of Mario Party

    • @aroperdope
      @aroperdope 4 года назад +2

      For some reason I just imagined Scott with white gloves.

    • @ShadowRubberDuck
      @ShadowRubberDuck 4 года назад

      Winter is...MINI GAMES ARE COMING!

    • @cjbricks1228
      @cjbricks1228 4 года назад

      When’s it’s not a Sunday put you get a new Scott video

    • @zDaven
      @zDaven 4 года назад

      Love the actual OG profile pic

  • @firefli9975
    @firefli9975 3 года назад +137

    16:22 Gotta admit, this kinda is me in Mario Party.

  • @evdog9358
    @evdog9358 4 года назад +1710

    “What consistency do you think Donkey Kong is?”
    “Hard”
    *they know....*

  • @StarManMatt1
    @StarManMatt1 4 года назад +289

    This man only releases bangers. It's just hit after hit, and he will never stop.

    • @kevinzhu6417
      @kevinzhu6417 4 года назад +1

      Scott delivering the heat

    • @neochungus3686
      @neochungus3686 4 года назад +2

      He's got the gas

    • @SylverstoneKhandr
      @SylverstoneKhandr 4 года назад

      he don't miss

    • @budling5921
      @budling5921 4 года назад +4

      His scripting and storyboarding ability is great, and how he weaves joke after joke naturally, it makes him one of the best content creators I watch

  • @cannibalisticrequiem
    @cannibalisticrequiem 4 года назад +800

    Scott: *asking about himself* "What does it take to be this?"
    Me: "Be a virgin?"
    Scott: "Skin for one."
    *Oh.*

  • @dillongeorge5866
    @dillongeorge5866 Год назад +34

    I’ll never get over how many takes they took of Scott’s friend shouting “DONKEY KONG YOU CHEAP BITCH!!”
    The neighbors probably thought you guys hated Donkey Kong to death 😂

  • @Vailskibum
    @Vailskibum 4 года назад +4990

    Mario Party is the quickest way to lose friends

    • @vladdyfigg3473
      @vladdyfigg3473 4 года назад +23

      Yes

    • @silentkiller944.
      @silentkiller944. 4 года назад +17

      Agreed

    • @aspvizn
      @aspvizn 4 года назад +71

      Or among us

    • @djdeadbeat4380
      @djdeadbeat4380 4 года назад +43

      The old ones were at least. The newer ones are for people who have no friends.

    • @suop4618
      @suop4618 4 года назад +53

      *Monopoly joins the chat*

  • @RambunctiousReptilian
    @RambunctiousReptilian 4 года назад +614

    “Mario Party, is like marriage. It’s more fun with up to four people”
    EXCUSE ME?

  • @d3-ll754
    @d3-ll754 4 года назад +253

    "Yoshi thinks he's the superstar because he has energy, something every living being has!"
    As a living being myself, I can confirm that is not true.

  • @MorphBaller388
    @MorphBaller388 2 года назад +120

    I really need Scott to review all the Mario party games

  • @krakenandtheratmovies781
    @krakenandtheratmovies781 4 года назад +898

    “This is like playing Mario Party at Scott the Woz’s house”

  • @Daynd80
    @Daynd80 4 года назад +106

    The reason why Scott is so funny is the fact that most people who have this out of no where humor use edits and overused memes. Scott is just funny. In the words of one of the funniest people on youtube Gus Johnson "people who aren't funny always fall back on an unoriginal catchphrase and that's just not funny"

    • @conic2721
      @conic2721 4 года назад +5

      He doesn't reuse jokes, just new ones, AND THAT IS INCREDIBLE.
      That guy needs more recognition.

  • @mateorodriguez2300
    @mateorodriguez2300 4 года назад +372

    “Let’s take a look at where the Mario Party series took a turn for the worst, with Mario Party 1” LMAO

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @FEARitself100
      @FEARitself100 4 года назад +4

      @blu not really

    • @gwen_gets_got
      @gwen_gets_got 4 года назад

      @@FEARitself100 - it’s true. He’s right

    • @FEARitself100
      @FEARitself100 4 года назад

      @@gwen_gets_got not even remotely so otherwise all the other comments about the joke would cluster together

    • @gwen_gets_got
      @gwen_gets_got 4 года назад

      @@FEARitself100 - nah nah. Blue is right about it. I trust my instincts

  • @Alfa758.
    @Alfa758. 3 года назад +130

    14:16 the best moment

    • @sc234dd
      @sc234dd 3 года назад +8

      19:57

    • @Verticality.
      @Verticality. 3 года назад +2

      Yep

    • @rockerblast819
      @rockerblast819 3 года назад +8

      Scott took the risk at paying the sitting fee; just to put his hired guy's ego down. He deals with a lot things, he doesn't need this. 😎

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 года назад +4427

    This comments section has more quotes than the entirety of Gex's entire dialogue script.

  • @trombonemain
    @trombonemain 4 года назад +1528

    Can we get uncensored cuts of these? I love the “I got a star” clip.

    • @galfinsp7216
      @galfinsp7216 4 года назад +223

      The bleeps make the swearing funnier in my opinion

    • @hiimlunaaaa
      @hiimlunaaaa 4 года назад +52

      i agree but i would at least like the option

    • @maplewoodstudios419
      @maplewoodstudios419 4 года назад +11

      @@hiimlunaaaa 1

    • @mast3734
      @mast3734 4 года назад +35

      @@galfinsp7216 And Scott’s. That’s why he does it

    • @fruitjof
      @fruitjof 4 года назад +14

      Scott The Uncensored

  • @ianeons9278
    @ianeons9278 4 года назад +502

    Things that break friendships:
    1. Mario Party
    2. Console Wars
    3. Religion
    4. Politics

    • @alhuno1
      @alhuno1 4 года назад +50

      5: Mario Kart when you take a blue shell in the balls 2m from the finish line

    • @airplane6417
      @airplane6417 4 года назад +33

      6th and rising: Among Us

    • @PremiumCheeses
      @PremiumCheeses 4 года назад +32

      7th: UNO

    • @andrewollmann304
      @andrewollmann304 4 года назад +26

      8th: Monopoly.

    • @ianeons9278
      @ianeons9278 4 года назад +2

      This is my most liked comment ever!

  • @ColePhelpsLAPD
    @ColePhelpsLAPD 2 месяца назад +23

    Rest in peace Rex Mohs, he's chaperoning heaven now.

  • @MikeDaddyMCS
    @MikeDaddyMCS 4 года назад +208

    I met some random girl on a plane and played Mario Party DS with her and too this day we still stay in contact to say we hate each other

  • @Bladebrent
    @Bladebrent 4 года назад +610

    So heres my Mario Party story
    Me and some discord friends found out you could play Mario Pario online over an emulator. It took well over an hour of trying to get everything to work and figuring out to how make a lobby. But we eventually got Mario Party 5 working between the three of us
    We're chumps so we set the CPU to easy. As a Result, My friend, Toad, and I were winning most of the mini-games. More accurately, I was winning the *practice rounds* of the mini-games and he was always winning the actual rounds of the game. I started just hitting start before we had fully read the controls just to give myself an edge (was surprisingly effective actually, and my friends hated me for it. As is the Mario Party way). Despite this, Toad still had the most coins and starts in the last 10 turns or so. Meanwhile, Yoshi, the Easy CPU, got stuck in the center part of the map that was just a loop of red spaces and a couple ? spaces to get out. However, he never once got out of that area once he got in, and he never won a game
    Now, guess what happened when I landed on a chance time?
    If you guessed "It swapped Yoshi's and Toad's Stars AND Coins" you'd be right. What makes this even better that, despite the fact Yoshi did nothing but lose coins *for the rest of the game*. Yoshi won. Purely cause they had all of Toad's Stars from a few turns ago. Toad got *last place* as a result. He's still traumatized and wont play Mario Party with me anymore
    And thats why Mario Party is a game based entirely on game knowledge and skill

  • @Badgertailwarrior
    @Badgertailwarrior 4 года назад +132

    "As the death toll goes up, a new Mario Party comes out"
    We're starting off this episode off with a bang aren't we, lol?

  • @Augustp08
    @Augustp08 4 года назад +80

    AYY SCOTT PUTTING HIS FRIENDS IN FAIRLY NORMAL EPISODES

  • @waddlebox8549
    @waddlebox8549 Год назад +25

    This may be the best Scott the Woz episode ever I'll repeat it day after day because it's just too good!!

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 4 года назад +128

    Rex:"I've been working on a speedrun of this game "
    Scott:"You just found out it existed "
    Rex:"I work fast "

  • @nieronxp
    @nieronxp 4 года назад +603

    "You can't have a party without powered sugar in a ziploc." -Guy who hates Gex edit: I've never had a comment with this many likes.

    • @seansmith6255
      @seansmith6255 4 года назад +15

      Rex is his name

    • @AlgonSoft
      @AlgonSoft 4 года назад +13

      *smashes beer can
      "It's Rex!"
      **Completely obliterates it*

    • @pmaac1564
      @pmaac1564 4 года назад +2

      POWERED SUGAR lmfao

    • @DrDunsparce
      @DrDunsparce 4 года назад +2

      that fucking lizard

    • @Luci_Diavol
      @Luci_Diavol 4 года назад +2

      Really? Just "the guy who hates Gex"?
      He should be known as the guy who keeps a sealed copy of Gex on his person at all times in cass he needs to be reminded of how much he hates it

  • @seanyproductions
    @seanyproductions 4 года назад +332

    “It’s called Mario Party for a reason, because the word Bullsh*t was already taken” -Scott “The Woz” Wozniak 2020

    • @bronsicle7161
      @bronsicle7161 4 года назад +1

      100th like pog

    • @savagegamer81013
      @savagegamer81013 4 года назад +3

      @sicilyvito what the hell are poggers

    • @JohnSmith-bk8yb
      @JohnSmith-bk8yb 4 года назад +1

      “Playing Mario Party single player is like drinking alone.” I don’t think I’ve ever been called out so hard in my life

    • @seanyproductions
      @seanyproductions 4 года назад

      @@LunaDuels No, it’s, “Scott Will Eventually Take A Look At The First Mega Man Wozniak (working title)”

  • @lurientheenjoyer6711
    @lurientheenjoyer6711 3 года назад +148

    5:04 This part always catches me off guard!!!

  • @lilparis47
    @lilparis47 4 года назад +661

    “Playing mario party is like drinking alone” me: turns off gamecube and finishes beer, im gonna go to bed and cry now

  • @dippytrippy1387
    @dippytrippy1387 4 года назад +145

    “I think I’m an escort.” Such a good punchline lol

    • @macenanoro826
      @macenanoro826 4 года назад +5

      Is it bad that I legitimately snorted so hard I made my own nose stuffy for half an hour at that?

    • @linkous101
      @linkous101 4 года назад +1

      My new fav Scott line

    • @luiz-qq7dh
      @luiz-qq7dh 2 месяца назад

      He did get fucked over

  • @TechnoaxesYT
    @TechnoaxesYT 4 года назад +469

    The description should’ve been:
    “Scott gets Blisters”

    • @jeremye1159
      @jeremye1159 4 года назад +3

      No. He is the ultimate chad. He can’t get blisters from a simple game you fool.

    • @flipposlippo1510
      @flipposlippo1510 4 года назад +2

      “Scott gains nothing from this”

    • @ireplytoeverything3122
      @ireplytoeverything3122 4 года назад +1

      “Ruined friendships” the game!

    • @Luigi-np8td
      @Luigi-np8td 4 года назад +2

      Scott gains nothing but blisters

    • @bam577
      @bam577 4 года назад +1

      “Scott play Mario Party”

  • @deadmeme2453
    @deadmeme2453 2 месяца назад +7

    Thank you Rex Mohs for everything you’ve done for us over the years. Fly high 🕊️

  • @kevinargueta8356
    @kevinargueta8356 4 года назад +289

    "Playing Mario Party single player is like drinking alone"
    Me, drinking alone while playing Mario Party single player

    • @Selzor
      @Selzor 4 года назад +10

      Big depression

    • @BigA207
      @BigA207 4 года назад +10

      So that means I’ll be singing Bakamitai while staring at a photo of Mario.

    • @countifshine7958
      @countifshine7958 4 года назад +2

      *Cries in Mario Party Speedrunning*

  • @jtp9078
    @jtp9078 4 года назад +167

    "What consistency do you think Donkey Kong is?"
    "Hard."
    Well someone watches Alpharad.

    • @progrockdude2691
      @progrockdude2691 4 года назад +1

      @Manek Iridius You must not play Smash often.

    • @cheesy_delight8099
      @cheesy_delight8099 4 года назад

      You have earned 2.5 billion respect Points

    • @flamefangstar
      @flamefangstar 4 года назад

      @Manek Iridius Another youtuber, hes known for a dk amiibo.

    • @Luci_Diavol
      @Luci_Diavol 4 года назад +2

      @Manek Iridius Jo's friend

    • @iangabriel5536
      @iangabriel5536 4 года назад

      @@Luci_Diavol who's Jo?

  • @ratchetxtreme6591
    @ratchetxtreme6591 4 года назад +331

    "I can't wait to get blackout cancer "
    - JibJab the Gex Guy

  • @poffusagi7073
    @poffusagi7073 2 года назад +13

    "Everybody is getting in a heated political debate asking who's the superstar of the group is."
    Idk why but I love that line so much

  • @Vocaloid-English
    @Vocaloid-English 4 года назад +212

    "Playing Mario Party single player is like drinking alone"
    Scott plays Mario Party single player confirmed.

    • @gameb9oy
      @gameb9oy 4 года назад +6

      I mean, he’s playing all the games we know as mario party 10 has become the new meme game so it be odd if he never plays it. Do wonder if the spinoffs will come up

    • @donimos5279
      @donimos5279 3 года назад +1

      If playing mario party alone is like drinking alone then i am an alcoholic

  • @SonicParadox
    @SonicParadox 4 года назад +3480

    "I thought this game was a bear"

  • @jordanhingoo7017
    @jordanhingoo7017 4 года назад +108

    “H O M E F I E L D A D V A N T A GE”
    you got third

  • @caphcat
    @caphcat 6 месяцев назад +4

    6:40 Its almost time for Scott to talk about Mario Party 1, so glad he'll finally give us some context for what happened in Mario Party 2.:)

  • @LastParagon
    @LastParagon 4 года назад +172

    Scott: Have you played Pac Man Fever?
    Me: Yes Scott, I have. 2002 was a different time. A time when the public was demanding Astaroth and Heihachi Mishima be put into a Pac-Man themed party game.

    • @beneciotheperson
      @beneciotheperson 3 года назад +8

      Are you alive?

    • @pocketlinkmania
      @pocketlinkmania 3 года назад +9

      I played Mario party 9 and pac man fever! Guess I shaved a good 20 years off my life!

    • @BKLYN48
      @BKLYN48 2 года назад +1

      @@pocketlinkmania I love how Scott’s fandom are like mini scotts

  • @rchqrd3900
    @rchqrd3900 4 года назад +204

    "Music used: coming soon"
    There's something wrong, I can feel it

    • @TurtleYTPMV
      @TurtleYTPMV 4 года назад +13

      The Guy Game - Scott The Woz

    • @rchqrd3900
      @rchqrd3900 4 года назад +5

      @@TurtleYTPMV dammit, I thought I was onto something here

    • @cescobb4647
      @cescobb4647 4 года назад +14

      I'm still waiting for the music used in "Nintendo switch 1 year in" 😔

    • @myriadmediamusings
      @myriadmediamusings 4 года назад +3

      Impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete.

    • @eeli8295
      @eeli8295 4 года назад

      The music for Chibi robo ziplash is still missing

  • @parknplay8328
    @parknplay8328 4 года назад +801

    OHHHHHH... I just got the "I thought this game was a bear" joke. It's because Rex always thought things were beers so instead of "I thought that was a beer" it's "I thought that was a bear". Nice

    • @SofaPop.
      @SofaPop. 4 года назад +38

      But scott thought it was a bear too

    • @reng935
      @reng935 4 года назад +7

      who's rex?

    • @oleevv
      @oleevv 4 года назад +18

      @@reng935 the one with wario cap

    • @DaFro3713
      @DaFro3713 4 года назад +45

      WHY AREN’T YOU F**KING!?

    • @TekoManix
      @TekoManix 3 года назад +19

      Despite Eric Turney playing both characters, the MPAA agent and Rex Mohs are separate characters.

  • @Andrew-gv6br
    @Andrew-gv6br 3 года назад +85

    17:23
    “Rex mohs said calmly”

  • @klaxfaction90
    @klaxfaction90 4 года назад +408

    "Guess who turned 18 today?"
    "Mario Party 4!"
    DAMN I'M OLD

    • @ireplytoeverything3122
      @ireplytoeverything3122 4 года назад +3

      3 more years til he can legally drink!

    • @undergalaxy775
      @undergalaxy775 4 года назад +15

      @@ireplytoeverything3122 you mean 2 years away from being one year away from being legally able to drink

    • @theguywhofoundwaldoo7939
      @theguywhofoundwaldoo7939 4 года назад

      I know, I was 10 when it came out

    • @theguywhofoundwaldoo7939
      @theguywhofoundwaldoo7939 4 года назад

      @@undergalaxy775 who are we kidding who didn't drink before 21

    • @undergalaxy775
      @undergalaxy775 4 года назад

      @@theguywhofoundwaldoo7939 you sir have 12 years more than me based on math, which, unrelated to your statement, I find interesting considering the nature of our conversation

  • @josephp7231
    @josephp7231 4 года назад +49

    "The Nintendo 64 was a prime suspect to have multiplayer experiences, just look at all those holes!" Scott is so underrated when it comes to good comedy

  • @Froakadoke
    @Froakadoke 4 года назад +99

    "Hey ya'll, ska tear"
    Thank you for raising awareness for the rapidly declining ska scene in the music industry! 🎺🎺🎺

    • @RM209
      @RM209 4 года назад +4

      It’s hey ALL

  • @superdajoka
    @superdajoka 3 года назад +128

    19:14 that line goes perfect with the song

  • @themagicalmagi4575
    @themagicalmagi4575 3 года назад +343

    14:07
    My favorite moment of this video

  • @thefatherlydecoration4629
    @thefatherlydecoration4629 4 года назад +199

    Guy: *commits suicide*
    Scott: He failed chance time

    • @borbzone9351
      @borbzone9351 4 года назад +5

      Why do you think he killed himself?

  • @JasLamArr91
    @JasLamArr91 4 года назад +32

    Everytime Scott says "Hey all."
    I feel included.

  • @scorn-52
    @scorn-52 3 года назад +31

    I love when scotts friends are complaining about the existence of DK, and all scott cares about is the fact that he has a star

    • @tylerwaugaman3662
      @tylerwaugaman3662 2 года назад

      *"DONKEY KONG YOU CHEEP BITCH!"*
      "What a waste of a ape!"
      "I have a star"
      That the line you referring to?

  • @dogecoin9562
    @dogecoin9562 4 года назад +23

    I really hope he turns this into a series like the Mario Kart ones, Scotts been hitting it out of the park lately

  • @WedgeStratos
    @WedgeStratos 4 года назад +133

    The gang: *Loses*
    Scott: I won.
    Literally Wario: I should do that.

  • @nickelakon5369
    @nickelakon5369 4 года назад +148

    "HOMEFIELD ADVANTAGE!"
    scott: you got third!?
    I thought a pro gamer such as Scott would know that Third is objectively the best turn to have in mario party.

    • @pewpewman18
      @pewpewman18 4 года назад +2

      why’s that, I thought It would be first because you can use the coins you got from a mini game before you can get screwed over

    • @exiist.mp4
      @exiist.mp4 4 года назад +1

      You actually wanna get either first or last. Second is the worst and third is okay

    • @nickelakon5369
      @nickelakon5369 4 года назад +6

      @@exiist.mp4 no, third is the best, it gives you the ability to gauge what others are doing while not giving you the last choice on anything.

  • @Pantsmode
    @Pantsmode 3 года назад +27

    "I have a neck"
    Oh, so that's what went wrong at Throats for Thought. He doesn't have a *throat* , he has a *neck* .

  • @unstoppable4rce
    @unstoppable4rce 4 года назад +238

    "Playing Mario Party alone is like drinking alone."
    *All I did when I was a kid was play Mario party alone.....*

  • @suicidalloafofbread2009
    @suicidalloafofbread2009 4 года назад +229

    "Just look at all those holes!"
    - Scott Wozniak 2020

    • @herndon61
      @herndon61 4 года назад +8

      “Look at how small this is it could fit in my mouth” -also scott wozniak

    • @cdaly4327
      @cdaly4327 4 года назад +3

      “The N64 is perfect for multiplayer”

    • @Drip_Vader
      @Drip_Vader 4 года назад +2

      That's what she said

    • @alchemistzzz_
      @alchemistzzz_ 4 года назад

      That's what she said

  • @isaacsussman5632
    @isaacsussman5632 4 года назад +61

    "When im scott i wanna be this"
    The implications of that statement are terrifying.

    • @Lojemiru
      @Lojemiru 4 года назад +4

      Hey all, is he not Scott here!?

    • @isaacsussman5632
      @isaacsussman5632 4 года назад +2

      @@Lojemiru he is but the implication is that he may not have always been.

    • @hurt4322
      @hurt4322 4 года назад

      Hey all, Scott here! Or IS he... ?

    • @gamergaymer965
      @gamergaymer965 4 года назад

      @@hurt4322 **vsauce music plays**

  • @haydnberthold9489
    @haydnberthold9489 2 месяца назад +5

    I can't believe Scott, Rex, and Jeb just played Mario Party 1 a few days ago.
    Can't wait for Mario Party 3. Starring Rex Moses's corpse. Even after death, Mario Party lingers with you until you achieve your duty.

  • @JustLedwyn
    @JustLedwyn 4 года назад +51

    "Scott the woz" would make an excellent sitcom show

  • @lemonlemonlemonlemonlemons
    @lemonlemonlemonlemonlemons 4 года назад +21

    So happy to see Scott called his mates in again. They can tell all the jokes so well together.

  • @capnmilkman
    @capnmilkman 4 года назад +290

    "I have a neck, you don't see me bragging."
    Toad:

  • @StagnantBean356
    @StagnantBean356 Год назад +10

    13:18 petition to make “what a f*cking me” an actual expression for “of course that’s something that I would do”

  • @oops3798
    @oops3798 4 года назад +147

    9:18 You have no idea of the destruction that will be wrought by the monster known only as Hard DK