When frogs turn gay they ascend to the 5th dimensional consciousness state, build pyramids from top to the bottom and crash the disc shaped 5 atoms thick spaceship into the Spynx's nose.
CoolHardLogic You fool! That's a riddle wrapped in an enigma, can't you see that the dessert called frog in a pond is the key to the Illuminati plan here?
"He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no-one had a chance to interrupt; it was really quite hypnotic."
I've seen people make good points arguing Alex Jones is playing a character. Personally I really can't tell, with the many flat-earther videos I've encountered it could easily go either way as apparently Poe's law is just too stronk... *edit: oh wow, towards the end he's really starting to sound like Spirit Science and his space jews from mars!
Omega of Gallifrey Nah. He could make anyone either fall completely to the ground in uncontrollable laughter, or beg for mercy to make it stop just by spouting out the kinds of things he does.
Omega of Gallifrey Nahh, I see your point, but you got it wrong. Look, every normal wrestler used to live in the 3rd dimension and if Alex also lived there, then there would be a 33 and one third percents chance of losing the match, but Alex used his free will and took advantage of the dripping gravity, so now he lives in the 4th dimension. Combine that with the fact that the evil used the boxing industry to their advantage, as they use the chaotic of boxing for their own chaos, so that now most wrestlers live in the second dimension and you get that the chance of Alex losing are 25%. But you also have to take the pre-existing chance of Alex losing (33 and one third percents) and you get that the chances of Alex losing are sqrt(25+33 and a third), which is about 7.6 percents. Your welcome, stay woke
@@iceoriental123 Lmao. Holy shit that was funny. "33 and 1/3, divide by pi, cosign over the square root times the value of the sum squared, carry the 3. Hold on. Let me get my abacus." ruclips.net/video/Oq9LTY5cnSI/видео.html Lol. That was some funny shit.
Introduction to the Schrodinger equation with Dr. Alex Jones: Student: And what is this wavefunction you speak of, Dr. Alex? Dr. Jones: It's the transcendent consciousness, all below the third dimension, it's all coming out. The interdimensional childmolesters are strong, and with Einstein's physics they have free will, they're trying to come into the third dimension, but they'll always fail, when strong consciousnesses come together it closes off their portals at CERN, and they then break away from the failed species that is man.
I strongly refute what you wrote what Dr. Jones answer would be I can not see any references to black holes or quark stars in the your text so I guess you did some quote mining there, did you not ;) ?
They should have a debate. I would totally watch that. We'll also put real scientists on the panel but they can't debate, they'd just be there for the facial expressions.
Troll - he admitted it in his custody hearings. His e-wife used his own videos against him and he said it was all BS and that was just a "character" he played.
No, don't be silly. Alex has already proven that Rice Krispies are part of a communist plot to destroy the young minds of America with their cartoon characters, Crack, Snapple, and Pot.
You know, Sargon...you would be blown away by the sheer amount of historical content Alex has consumed over his lifetime...people think he's crazy, & that's just ignorant.
+Based Thucydides So what? Why should anyone care about an IQ test? How about if I tell you people with college degrees are better than those without? Yeah, let's see how much you care about credentials then. How about caring about REAL physical harms: billions of human non-vegetarians who rape/breed & torture to death billions of animals needlessly? And Anthropogenic Global Warming (AGW).
Deny IQ? What are you on about? That's like saying, that there is a growing movement to deny the imperial system, when you actually mean to say that there is a substantial amount of people that believes abandoning it in favor of the metric system holds some advantages. The IQ is a rather unreliable tool to quantify the intelligence of a person.
My thoughts exactly. They're up on the 5th or 6th dimension, the consciousness of the best of us [are]. K. I was thinking the seventh, but I'm no expert.
In his defense, he says he doesn't agree with that guy. I thought I believed he was playing a character like people say until watching this clip because nobody can put a word salad together that well on the fly.
+beayn That's no defense. I watched the interview, and while I admit that Jones voiced some skepticism about the claims, he gave them a hearing as if they were not completely insane. He never asked basic questions even, like when were the launches? Why put child sex slaves on Mars? Aren't they a bit hard to access there? Where did they get the budget? Aren't there easier cheaper places to hide it, like an underwater habitat? Who's going there, how much are they paying?
+Bhill68 My thought exactly! He should change his name to "Patchman"! Everything he says is excreted from his "Cosmic Ringpiece". If you don't know where that comes from, see ruclips.net/video/G8b3XuPq0nY/видео.html - CoolHardLogic's hilarious take down of that idiot. If you want to get to the part I referenced, start around 13:50. But his whole video is worth a watch.
Bhill68 well Patchman and Alex are actually one. You see, we are all connected through quantum wibbles that flow through the ballsack chakra and up to your face ballsack chakra (enlightenment not included). Making us all part Martian space Jews and part monogender Atlantian bird persons. That's just science.
Even Jordan is sitting in front of RUclips and says "hey, that's crazy" And then he gets his notepad out and tries to outdo alex Jones again, so that Spirit Science STAYS the Number one Resource of Woo-Insanity in the world and does not lose that title and status to Infowars :-p
Victor Daniel Catalan I seriously wonder, what his listeners think in moments like these. I mean come on, even they must see the crazy, when it jumps right at their faces...
Jake K. Oh, believe my in my country there are people who believe in a lot crazier conspiracy theories. They believe Jesus Christ was our nationality, Alexander the great also, our ancestors had empire from Japan to Atlantic ocean, that 40 Roman empires were our nationality, that god exists, Adam and Eve also, but that our people created them, we are not the chosen people, we made the god. They also believe Atlantide existed and our people lived there.
2 minutes and not one single thing that’s true. Shit, a 5 year old could talk that long and at least accidently say something true. And this is one of Trump’s go to sources. lol
A man walked into a pizza place with an AR15 because of one of Jone’s fairy stories. I don’t care if he’s play acting or not. He’s doing so in a way that he intends his audience to take him seriously. So fuck Alex Jones. And fuck anyone making it possible for him to make a paycheck with his idiot conspiracy crap. Jones has talked at length more than once about Illuminati lizards, and how “not human intelligence” are doing meanie bad things. So don’t act like he’s just playing this time.
xdassinx Alex Jones didn’t make Pizza Gate, he did a report on it and he himself dismissed it as 4chan nonsense. Looks like you don’t know what you’re talking about.
kshitiz rimal I support his right to freely express himself within the full bondage of the law, if that means I need treatment then I’d hate to know what you need.
_"According to the more conservative cosmologists, an alien superpower - maybe a collective of Kardashev Type Three galaxy-spanning civilizations - is running a timing channel attack on the computational ultrastructure of space-time itself, trying to break through to whatever's underneath."_ If you know where that is from... Also: oh gawd.
it's not that crazy, most religious people believe crazier shit than him, you can't tell me that this isn't more plausible than Mohammed riding a winged horse to the moon after he died.
Folkmjolk True. But there one little but significant difference: You can actually understand what is written in those books. But Alex Jones. Wooosh... He is in some different universe at every level of his being, to the point where he often just utters word salad.
Paul O'Sullivan keep in mind no extra dimensions have been experimentally verified. I believe different versions of string 'theory' (really hypothesis) give different results for the number, so there's no universal agreed upon amount.
King Crocoduck - when he talks about levels and consciousness he sounds a lot like Spirit Science. If you have never watched it … they invented the Space Jews™. That's all that needs to be said.
like most edm alot of those are shit. I'm imagining more atmospheric progression similar to some of those alan watts remix videos, but then building up into a dark crescendo with either some wubs or hybrid orchestral elements. maybe it could pull in other videos for some higher energy moments, as long as its not crappy loops like the link provided
it made perfect sense, i don't understand what made people confused. i think alex is wrong about this stuff since it's impossible to prove, but it made sense.
Basically daemons want to use human consciousness to get out of The Matrix™ but if humans can ascend to the 5th dimension then they can use there god power to stop the government from turning the friggin frogs gay.
Thats probably what someone said at the start of this guy's "career". People decided to let him talk, that was decades ago. He has never shut up since.
This rebuilt my confidence in humanity. Headless chicken can only run few meters, headless man can rambles for over two minutes. We are not doomed yet!
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. I did both at the same time and now I've transcended to the 28th dimension. Worship me not for I am a benevolent god who also kinda doesnt give a f*ck. But at least I wont kill people because I'm angry or pitty myself so I'd say thats a step up.
In the Matrix, there was the blue pill and the red pill. Alex took both at the same time!
Camilo Arjona
Wow I never wondered what would happen, if you did that.
Thanks for the clarification.
I personally knew someone like this but his excuse was OD'ing on 14 tabs of acid. Very soon after he became a born again christian.
Nah, he used them both as a suppository.
Gets into the blood supply quicker that way.
nah, too original, crushed both them up into a powder and buttchugged it.
Gluten, no he took them rectally, you can tell by his left index finger.
What does any of this have to do with turning the frogs gay?
When frogs turn gay they ascend to the 5th dimensional consciousness state, build pyramids from top to the bottom and crash the disc shaped 5 atoms thick spaceship into the Spynx's nose.
CoolHardLogic, lol did you even listen? everything!
CoolHardLogic
You fool! That's a riddle wrapped in an enigma, can't you see that the dessert called frog in a pond is the key to the Illuminati plan here?
CoolHardLogic they cut the video short.
He was about to come full circle.
42?
"Evil will always win because Good is dumb." --Dark Helmet
wodentoad1 speak for yourself lol
Ruth Sophia Technically, Dark Helmet was speaking for me. 😉
wodentoad1 bill hicks has gotten fatter!
nateslovebug We are surrounded by assholes!
Evil is dumb too, good is timid, evil is brazen and aggressive.
"He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no-one had a chance to interrupt; it was really quite hypnotic."
Rogan's face says it all.
Who's quote?
@@Profile.4 Star Trek
@@darkgcn14 thanks
0:45 and 1:41 Joe's face says it all
I wish we got another glimpse of it towards the end. (You, know, to see if he survived the ordeal) ;P
I've seen people make good points arguing Alex Jones is playing a character.
Personally I really can't tell, with the many flat-earther videos I've encountered it could easily go either way as apparently Poe's law is just too stronk...
*edit: oh wow, towards the end he's really starting to sound like Spirit Science and his space jews from mars!
none of your business It's probably a mix. I'm sure he believes in some conspiracies, but really plays it up for the camera.
Lol
I read your comment before seeing his face. The anticipation of seeing his reaction made the payoff great! Thank you. LOL
Physics test cheat sheet right here
You'd get a higher score on your physics exam if you cheated off a third grader.
Lmao. Oh yeah. Physics master Alex Jones.
The conspiracy runs so deep that spell check won't even let me type "subtransmission" without underlining it red. Break your conditioning spell check.
Dirty Wise I dont get it
Man whatever Have you been taking your Super Male Vitality?
Dirty Wise No, no i have not... cool Tool pic btw
This guy really missed his calling in pro wrestling.
He's got a 33 and one third percents chance of losing the match.
Omega of Gallifrey Nah. He could make anyone either fall completely to the ground in uncontrollable laughter, or beg for mercy to make it stop just by spouting out the kinds of things he does.
I was referencing this:
ruclips.net/video/msDuNZyYAIQ/видео.html
Omega of Gallifrey Nahh, I see your point, but you got it wrong. Look, every normal wrestler used to live in the 3rd dimension and if Alex also lived there, then there would be a 33 and one third percents chance of losing the match, but Alex used his free will and took advantage of the dripping gravity, so now he lives in the 4th dimension. Combine that with the fact that the evil used the boxing industry to their advantage, as they use the chaotic of boxing for their own chaos, so that now most wrestlers live in the second dimension and you get that the chance of Alex losing are 25%. But you also have to take the pre-existing chance of Alex losing (33 and one third percents) and you get that the chances of Alex losing are sqrt(25+33 and a third), which is about 7.6 percents. Your welcome, stay woke
@@iceoriental123 Lmao. Holy shit that was funny. "33 and 1/3, divide by pi, cosign over the square root times the value of the sum squared, carry the 3. Hold on. Let me get my abacus." ruclips.net/video/Oq9LTY5cnSI/видео.html Lol. That was some funny shit.
Thanks this will help me on my physics test next week.
Far from proven, but it's possible. Just as it is also possible that our universe in a giant fish bowl. Who knows?
So is c being racised to derp os is c being raised to d and multiplied by erp?
Will it tho😂
Has Alex been watching spirit "science"? Holy shit.
Where have you been CHL we need new uploads please
Yes! Space Jews ftw :)
Any time i see CHL post, i think the same thing... MOAR! NOW! :)
Didn't you know? All the top scientists and billionaires watch Spirit Science.
Nah he's been watching Stranger Things
As a physics major I can confirm that this basically summarizes everything I have studied
/s
Also a physics major, can confirm.
I've applied to study physics next year but thinking of just saving my money now since Alex has just taught me for free
Can triple confirm
Lol nice sarcasm, but what does the /s mean?
anticorncob6 sarcasm
and so you need to buy my infowars survival seeds for only $59.99.
Don't ever do meth kids, never once.
It's a side effect of all those super-male-vitality-pills he takes!
Hasnt he admitted to thinking of what he does as an act......
Im not even sure if he believes this shit (Alex that is)
azmanabdula Wasn't that what he had to argue at his custody hearing? Poor guy.
Pretty much
Ryan Swanson v😂🤣😂
Totally crystal clear. We need to defeat the bleeding gravity to get to next level and not give in to the 2nd dimension sub prime mortgages.
I'm working on it. Stay tuned.
Alex is a fucking gem. Never medicate him.
I just wish people would stop taking him seriously. People like the goddam President of the United States.
deplatform him, maybe.
Alex's stream-of-consciousness-bullshit is Shakespearean (well, maybe Falstaffian)
Too late, way, way too late.
What if we gave him a mix of cocaine and LSD?
what kinda weed is that? I want that stuff.
Beard Grylls
No the fuck you DON'T! You want weed that makes you as paranoid as Alex Jones??
I-Love-CO Mountains oh the fuck I DO!
Hell na, he cracked out boi
Beard Grylls That is LSD my friend.
It's Antidepressant
I think Alex rewatched Evangelion too many times...
I love you
I WAS JUST THINKING THAT TOO HAHAHAHAHA
Well that clears that up then.
LOL :D
Quantum theory made easy [3]
Introduction to the Schrodinger equation with Dr. Alex Jones:
Student: And what is this wavefunction you speak of, Dr. Alex?
Dr. Jones: It's the transcendent consciousness, all below the third dimension, it's all coming out. The interdimensional childmolesters are strong, and with Einstein's physics they have free will, they're trying to come into the third dimension, but they'll always fail, when strong consciousnesses come together it closes off their portals at CERN, and they then break away from the failed species that is man.
I strongly refute what you wrote what Dr. Jones answer would be
I can not see any references to black holes or quark stars in the your text so I guess you did some quote mining there, did you not ;) ?
You've been mislead by the new world order, black holes and quark stars are liberal hoaxes.
I love this guy. He is the embodiment of the internet itself
Great analysis and conclusion. Well done!
I don't think even Deepak Chopra can top this one.
Gabriel Rangel
Word salad contest
Gabriel Rangel David Icke ?
They should have a debate. I would totally watch that. We'll also put real scientists on the panel but they can't debate, they'd just be there for the facial expressions.
Deepak Chopra : Hold my beer ..
You can tell from his facial expression that even Rogan thinks he's crazy. That's saying a lot.
Nurse, nurse, he is out of bed again!
Can't tell if schizophrenic or world's greatest troll. 🤔
Monster RAM maybe both.
Do you even know what schizophrenia is?
Troll - he admitted it in his custody hearings. His e-wife used his own videos against him and he said it was all BS and that was just a "character" he played.
Ruth, you idiot, he wrote he can't tell.
Peter M lol is google so hard? Or are you ass hats that fat and lazy??
So what you’re saying is lobsters are enlightened astronauts
Fraggle Rock Moonwalk oh yeah. It makes sense now. Cuz they’re like below the third dimension
Lobsters?!?!?! ive been worshiping mice and dolphins! DANM YOU DOUGLAS ADAMS!!!!!!!!!! Well hell, so long and thanks for all the fish.
I'm pretty certain if you asked him to explain rice krispies he'd give a similar answer.
No, don't be silly. Alex has already proven that Rice Krispies are part of a communist plot to destroy the young minds of America with their cartoon characters, Crack, Snapple, and Pot.
Remember kids, this is why you shouldn't do drugs!
I don't know man, witnessing inter-dimensional war sounds pretty exciting.
Good to see you putting some real science up, for a change.
LOL! I didn't know you watched king crocoduck! Wait... didn't you two have a conversation?
Sargon of Akkad is that a joke sargon?
Alex Jones is a complete schizophrenic, just listen to him he's talking complete shit.
Of course it’s a joke. How can you seriously ask that? Are you immune to sarcasm?
Sargon of Akkad you should do a live show with Alex jones
You know, Sargon...you would be blown away by the sheer amount of historical content Alex has consumed over his lifetime...people think he's crazy, & that's just ignorant.
The r e a l l y big problem with this, is that 30% of Americans are going to try to make sense of this.
The same 30% who believed the Russians interfered in the election and elected Trump.
Umm - I suggest an Edit there. Trump supporters DON'T believe the Russians interfered, and especially assisted Trump's cause.
+Based Thucydides So what? Why should anyone care about an IQ test? How about if I tell you people with college degrees are better than those without? Yeah, let's see how much you care about credentials then.
How about caring about REAL physical harms: billions of human non-vegetarians who rape/breed & torture to death billions of animals needlessly? And Anthropogenic Global Warming (AGW).
Deny IQ? What are you on about? That's like saying, that there is a growing movement to deny the imperial system, when you actually mean to say that there is a substantial amount of people that believes abandoning it in favor of the metric system holds some advantages.
The IQ is a rather unreliable tool to quantify the intelligence of a person.
@@LPVince94 Why is it unreliable? And what would you suggest as an improvement?
Exactly what color pill is this?
Mandalore Dash Brown, for bullshit
Rainbow, he mixes all colors and it gets messy. (They'll end up brown after they've mixed)
BobbyBaboon Winner! 😂
I don't know what color it is but it must be some heavy shit. It's like if LSD smoked some crack and huffed some paint.
Paul TheSkeptic it's like some LSD did some shrooms that smoked Crack that did heroin
This work of fantasy sounds better than anything Hollywood writers have come up with over the past decade. Perhaps he should be given a film deal.
or maybe Hollywood writers needs drugs of the hallucinogenic kind
Joe's face is priceless.
booleanenator
😳
😟
man, he just makes it up as he goes along
My thoughts exactly. They're up on the 5th or 6th dimension, the consciousness of the best of us [are].
K. I was thinking the seventh, but I'm no expert.
You dont make up string theory as you go
Just because you can't understand it doesn't mean it's not true.
This gem from the same guy who did a serious interview with a guy claiming that NASA has child sex slave colonies on Mars!
NASA is establishing ancap utopia on Mars as we speak.
If you don't believe in the state then you must favor raping children. It's only logical.
In his defense, he says he doesn't agree with that guy. I thought I believed he was playing a character like people say until watching this clip because nobody can put a word salad together that well on the fly.
Sam Levin >ancaps want to abolish the state
>not replace the state with company approved private state(tm) firm (c) all rights reserved
+beayn
That's no defense. I watched the interview, and while I admit that Jones voiced some skepticism about the claims, he gave them a hearing as if they were not completely insane. He never asked basic questions even, like when were the launches? Why put child sex slaves on Mars? Aren't they a bit hard to access there? Where did they get the budget? Aren't there easier cheaper places to hide it, like an underwater habitat? Who's going there, how much are they paying?
One of the greats.... Sounds like Richard Feynman :-P
When did Alex Jones start writing for Spirit Science?
So the Nacals were on the sixth level of consciousness, according to Alex Jones? The more you know.
+Bhill68
My thought exactly! He should change his name to "Patchman"! Everything he says is excreted from his "Cosmic Ringpiece". If you don't know where that comes from, see ruclips.net/video/G8b3XuPq0nY/видео.html - CoolHardLogic's hilarious take down of that idiot. If you want to get to the part I referenced, start around 13:50. But his whole video is worth a watch.
Pat Doyle
I think that Martymer does a better job :P
Bhill68 well Patchman and Alex are actually one. You see, we are all connected through quantum wibbles that flow through the ballsack chakra and up to your face ballsack chakra (enlightenment not included). Making us all part Martian space Jews and part monogender Atlantian bird persons. That's just science.
Even Jordan is sitting in front of RUclips and says "hey, that's crazy"
And then he gets his notepad out and tries to outdo alex Jones again, so that Spirit Science STAYS the Number one Resource of Woo-Insanity in the world and does not lose that title and status to Infowars :-p
Set it to 0.75x speed for the full "Drunk uncle rambling" experience.
Watch at 2x speed. It's hilarious. Also, the look on Joe Rogan's face is priceless.
Set to 1.25 or even 1.5 for the full nutty paranoid experience.
I wish I could live in the world that exists in the head of Alex Jones.
I think that would be a very scary place.
I'll pass, that man seems to be genuinely terrified, 24/7.
You do live in that world.
You mean the Twilight Zone?
Comrade Canary is a collectivist shill for the banking elites.
CAUTION: this will make sense if you are high
When you have no conscience, you can be a stable genius at anything.
Much like Libtards and Democucks?
That's not Alex Jones, it's a gay frog impersonating him.
Aw come on! It was just getting good...
while factually incorrect, it is rather impressive that he maintains proper syntax of the English Language, unlike the postmodern hucksters.
I'd ask for the source, but I don't think context is really going to help here.
When you drop LSD before an interview.
“They’re proving it all, it’s all coming out” I know where it’s coming out of and it’s not in scientific papers it’s coming out his ass
Recent evidence has come to light that proves Alex's theory.
@@rhymeswithteeth sure buddy, where?
@@Cornwall1888 Secret Mental Institution, ward number √i
Someone give this man a Nobel prize.
Absolutely. His contributions to the advancement of mankind are unparalleled.
Lol, to quote Hitchens: "People like that should be out in the street, shouting and hollering with a cardboard sign and selling pencils from a cup."
Alex Jones is Jacques Derrida's spirit twin.
hahaha, that guy's such a trip.
Made 3 or so very shorts making fun of Baby alex.
mike
Glad you can laugh, but there are a lot of people that go to him as a primary information source. It scares me.
Oh, I completely agree with you.
OneEyedJack01 Including President Trump. Scary.
twstdelf 7
If he's making it up as he goes that takes talent though
😂
I would say that it still makes more sense than Spirit Science, but I'm not sure if that's even true. At least he's not talking about space Jews.
Mell Brooks would like to have a word:)
Don't be to optimistic.
Someday he surely will.
He's basically the angry version of Spirit Science. :D
Henry Ellis It's stoner talk Jones is having a "green" day. If you know what I mean "nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more".
Alex Jones has to be more careful in his wording: it's Space Bankers.
"No more drugs for him. No Jamie, don't give him any more." -Joe Rogan
Remember, this guy has 2 million subscribers.
Victor Daniel Catalan
I seriously wonder, what his listeners think in moments like these.
I mean come on, even they must see the crazy, when it jumps right at their faces...
Jake K. Oh, believe my in my country there are people who believe in a lot crazier conspiracy theories. They believe Jesus Christ was our nationality, Alexander the great also, our ancestors had empire from Japan to Atlantic ocean, that 40 Roman empires were our nationality, that god exists, Adam and Eve also, but that our people created them, we are not the chosen people, we made the god. They also believe Atlantide existed and our people lived there.
Victor Daniel Catalan So, there are a lot of people who believe in way worse things than this.
And now you know exactly what it feels like for me to hear a Far Left Progressive speak! :D
And every last one of them is an uneducated weirdo that has too much time on their hands xD
Joe's face during this clip was hilarious, I'm so glad he let him keep rambling
I'm over general relativity , i want to study his theory
Suddenly real physics is sooooo boring
I was failing my AP Physics 2 class until I watched this video. Now I can see the points of tension and merge with the robots in the 7th dimension.
Don't forget to wear your hip waders.
That's some serious Sarah Palin-level sentence structure.
This was the best JRE podcast ever. Joe's face at the end of the rant was so hilarious
Wtf is he talking about?
He doesn't know
The sad thing is that people actually believe this craziness....and what’s even sadder is that Alex Jones probably isn’t one of those people.
Is this conservative "Sprirt Science"
As much as it pains me to say, Jones is making Spirit Science look like Stephen Hawkings on a good day!
@ Lint Hasenpfeffer I thought the exact same thing.
2 minutes and not one single thing that’s true. Shit, a 5 year old could talk that long and at least accidently say something true.
And this is one of Trump’s go to sources. lol
xdassinx
Jesus Christ do you think Alex is actually serious.
A man walked into a pizza place with an AR15 because of one of Jone’s fairy stories. I don’t care if he’s play acting or not. He’s doing so in a way that he intends his audience to take him seriously. So fuck Alex Jones. And fuck anyone making it possible for him to make a paycheck with his idiot conspiracy crap.
Jones has talked at length more than once about Illuminati lizards, and how “not human intelligence” are doing meanie bad things. So don’t act like he’s just playing this time.
xdassinx
Alex Jones didn’t make Pizza Gate, he did a report on it and he himself dismissed it as 4chan nonsense.
Looks like you don’t know what you’re talking about.
MDP_Toaster Sir, I think you need treatment if you support that guy. He is a nutcase
kshitiz rimal
I support his right to freely express himself within the full bondage of the law, if that means I need treatment then I’d hate to know what you need.
_"According to the more conservative cosmologists, an alien superpower - maybe a collective of Kardashev Type Three galaxy-spanning civilizations - is running a timing channel attack on the computational ultrastructure of space-time itself, trying to break through to whatever's underneath."_
If you know where that is from...
Also: oh gawd.
Don't Stross me out I'll never get it.
eris discord
+1
"There's 12 dimensions with gravity leaking in... IT'S ADMITTED!"
Doctorate in fine arts?
don't be ridiculous, it'll be in lesbian dance therapy
King Crocoduck Hahahahahaha
I imagine this is what Deepak Chopra sounds like after tweaking on meth 24/7 for 5 days straight.
Perhaps a tin foil hat would help.
Humphrey Pushkart I tried that too. The tinfoil hat just went "Hufflepuff!" and died.
Gadzooks! I should have mentioned, KEEP YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE MICROWAVE!
"Perhaps a tin foil hat would help." LOL! True!
I need to save this for the days when my class asks why they have to study science.
Err I think m theory suggests there are 11 dimensions. So he didn't even manage to get that right? Seriously this guy is batshit crazy....
Probably doesn't even know what a dimension is. 😂
it's not that crazy, most religious people believe crazier shit than him, you can't tell me that this isn't more plausible than Mohammed riding a winged horse to the moon after he died.
Folkmjolk
True.
But there one little but significant difference:
You can actually understand what is written in those books.
But Alex Jones. Wooosh... He is in some different universe at every level of his being, to the point where he often just utters word salad.
Paul O'Sullivan keep in mind no extra dimensions have been experimentally verified. I believe different versions of string 'theory' (really hypothesis) give different results for the number, so there's no universal agreed upon amount.
So long as Alex Jones continues to exist, we are well and truly a free country.
King Crocoduck - when he talks about levels and consciousness he sounds a lot like Spirit Science. If you have never watched it … they invented the Space Jews™. That's all that needs to be said.
Can confirm, this lecture by Prof Jones helped me get that sweet 90 on yesterday’s E&M exam
Please, someone needs to make a dubstep remix of that shit.
There's only a billion of them. ruclips.net/video/lB7ZD-k3t-c/видео.html
Paul TheSkeptic
No I mean this particularly one here.
Well, with this one, I don't see how. He talks for 2 minutes straight without a comma. Most edm is made up of short sounds repeated again and again.
like most edm alot of those are shit. I'm imagining more atmospheric progression similar to some of those alan watts remix videos, but then building up into a dark crescendo with either some wubs or hybrid orchestral elements. maybe it could pull in other videos for some higher energy moments, as long as its not crappy loops like the link provided
You seem to be describing actual music.
Lmfao I died reading the title knowing exactly what clip this would be 😂
Alex Jones is like an onion of bullcrap, all twelve layers of it 😂
Joe's face at 0:45 pretty much sums up this whole segment.
Listened to this twice trying to make sense of it... Damn that was a mistake; my brain hurts doubly. :(
Chaosism inverse the polarization of the fifth chockra then put your nose into the ice. When you learn the unlearn you can see.
it made perfect sense, i don't understand what made people confused. i think alex is wrong about this stuff since it's impossible to prove, but it made sense.
Folkmjolk Stop being nice he’s stupid
Basically daemons want to use human consciousness to get out of The Matrix™ but if humans can ascend to the 5th dimension then they can use there god power to stop the government from turning the friggin frogs gay.
Chaosism Me too and the worst thing is I can't unhear it.
And people say there is no one like Richard Feynman for our generation
Nice work KC! Sometimes it's best to be quiet, and let people debunk themselves.
Dude is well known to go on ad lib insane rants to get attention, that doesn't discredit anything else he has to say.
Sargon's in a lawsuit after posting a video just like this one, so... ;)
that works with average , and geniuos guys...but the stupid ones ... they will understand him...lol
Thats probably what someone said at the start of this guy's "career".
People decided to let him talk, that was decades ago. He has never shut up since.
@Tasos: Actually, it does. Never take anything Alex Jones says at face value. Not that he can't be right, but he's garbage as a primary source.
When he said “I’m kinda retarded” I was like yeah Alex, for once I agree with you.
acid is one hell of a drung
I'm drung right now, f'in yager bombs man!
“They’re proving it. It’ll all coming out.” ...Thank you Dr. Jones.
Seriously WTF is he on?
Michael J. Vollmer
Well he is onto something, I guess.
This guy has looked further behind the scenes than any of us.
life.
Damn, I could have gone all day without seeing or hearing Alex Jones. But not today.
"Below the 3rd dimension?" What's that 2 D? Falls a bit flat. (world.)
Down on flat earth, below the dome!
Gud 1
Alex Jones latched onto the right words put them into the wrong context then added his own schizophrenic twist. Love it.
I see why you stopped at 2:05. Anymore of THAT and many in your audience would have literally died laughing. Alex is even funnier than SpiritScience.
I bet that he just blew your mind with all his stunning revelations in the field.
Ooooooooooookay.
This rebuilt my confidence in humanity.
Headless chicken can only run few meters, headless man can rambles for over two minutes.
We are not doomed yet!
Alex Jones 2020!
Wow, I never knew I could become stupid by listening to a physics lecture...
Alex Jones proved something here today.
Wow, and the president actually went on this guys show. America is one backwards place
FINALLY! Some TRUE science!
0:00 - 2:05: every conspiracy theorist EVAR!
It all becomes so clear when Jones says it.
Never go full David Avocado Wolfe...
You mean David Chocolate Sun Wolfe? Yeah - that asshole owes me a sun made of chocolate.
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. I did both at the same time and now I've transcended to the 28th dimension. Worship me not for I am a benevolent god who also kinda doesnt give a f*ck. But at least I wont kill people because I'm angry or pitty myself so I'd say thats a step up.
You know what's funny, Joe Rogan is Alex Jones light.
Way cool bro... This is Prez Don's personal advisor, we are in good hands guys.