What if Murphy's Law was a real person?

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  • Опубликовано: 6 дек 2021
  • Murphy's Law always keeps us guessing and his brother Quiet or "Q" keeps us up at night!
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  • @davidcarroll1385
    @davidcarroll1385 2 года назад +11993

    Speaking as someone who has run screaming with a lit flamethrower that's like a million therapy sessions at once

    • @ffjsb
      @ffjsb 2 года назад +674

      Is there any other way to run with a lit flamethrower??

    • @jamesadams2333
      @jamesadams2333 2 года назад +198

      I’d love to be a fly on the wall to see that!

    • @caithomas-jenkins1732
      @caithomas-jenkins1732 2 года назад +163

      I'm moving to America, I want to run with a flame thrower!

    • @louiscypher4186
      @louiscypher4186 2 года назад +229

      @@ffjsb Well there's the under the crotch method, but i wouldn't recommend it.

    • @Bale626
      @Bale626 2 года назад +472

      @@caithomas-jenkins1732 Fun fact: here in America a flamethrower is not classified as a weapon. It is classified as a farming tool, as farmers frequently use them to clear away weeds and brush debris from areas.
      Use this information as you will. ;)

  • @Delilah_Anne
    @Delilah_Anne 2 года назад +4097

    “Hey, at least the patient’s still alive.” Should be considered manslaughter

    • @likeaboss901
      @likeaboss901 2 года назад +39

      Hahhaha

    • @center4nerds
      @center4nerds 2 года назад +100

      They were alive the last I saw them ...

    • @Gyufygy
      @Gyufygy 2 года назад +81

      Say that *after* you drop them off at the hospital!

    • @QemeH
      @QemeH 2 года назад +119

      My partner: "At least this one isn't combative"
      Me: **places finger on panic button**

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 2 года назад +25

      @@Gyufygy AFTER you get a facility receiving signature.

  • @ethank1725
    @ethank1725 2 года назад +1809

    To anyone who isn't a first responder wondering if a man with a huge mustache really pops out of nowhere and goes on a psychotic rampage anytime his name is mentioned ... Yes yes he does

    • @Nightdare
      @Nightdare 2 года назад +40

      Though the flamethrower is optional

    • @imjelo
      @imjelo Год назад +13

      As a soon to be EMR, I will remember that. Thanks for the tip!

    • @websterri
      @websterri Год назад

      @@imjelo So you took a 1 hour class? Yikes.

    • @imjelo
      @imjelo Год назад +8

      @@websterri I did not say that in my comment. The only thing I said was "As a soon to be EMR". *I did not* say I took a 1 hour training. Please, do not create a different conclusion from what I said.

    • @websterri
      @websterri Год назад +4

      @@imjelo Just making fun of EMRs. EMTs are made fun of like crazy as only CPR and band aids. EMRs have less than half the training lol.

  • @kevingodfrey3091
    @kevingodfrey3091 2 года назад +759

    Murphy and Quiet as relatives somehow just makes perfect sense now that it's been said aloud. Love you guys and gals!

  • @Thesnakerox
    @Thesnakerox 2 года назад +2828

    Fenton's role as "Quiet" was just perfect LOL

    • @dfgiuy22
      @dfgiuy22 2 года назад +39

      @@bostonrailfan2427 bahahahahahhaha, be nice to see them both having breakfast with angry cops misses in the morning... :)

    • @carl_the_
      @carl_the_ 2 года назад +35

      (SCREAMING, RUNNING WITH LIT FLAMETHROWER)

    • @jonsoltvedt5146
      @jonsoltvedt5146 2 года назад +4

      Made my day!!

    • @piratekit3941
      @piratekit3941 2 года назад

      I work night shift, and there is very real paranoia from security about the Q word. They DON'T like it when people say it. You can see them flinch if you do. Fenton embodies the reaction of everyone who says the unfortunate Q word.

    • @paolagrando5079
      @paolagrando5079 2 года назад +6

      Fenton, in my book, is a dark chocolate labrador running after deers in Richmon Park (UK).

  • @magnanimus9692
    @magnanimus9692 2 года назад +5577

    Also props to whoever your cameraperson is. That last pan-out shot was ace.

    • @PaletoB
      @PaletoB 2 года назад +90

      And casting. 😅

    • @hrebs
      @hrebs 2 года назад +65

      @@PaletoB im pretty sure the cast is just his fellow fire fighters

    • @wprivett675
      @wprivett675 2 года назад +90

      I would like to know how many takes that pan-out took. How many times did they run screaming across the front lot with a flamethrower?...
      ...and how many times did a passerby call the cops?

    • @demonlord6302
      @demonlord6302 2 года назад +51

      @@wprivett675 XD just imagine the call, operator- “911 what’s your emergency?” Caller- “UUHHHH SOME GUY SCREAMING WITH A FLAMETHROWER!!” Operator- “I’m sorry, what??”

    • @nateshepardson1204
      @nateshepardson1204 2 года назад +16

      Yeah, that last shot was FIRE! 🔥 🔥 🚒!

  • @annoyingnessbeginswithme5698
    @annoyingnessbeginswithme5698 2 года назад +189

    God bless quiet, he's the rage of every nurse, cashier, firefighter all wrapped in a nice package

    • @TransGirlGaming
      @TransGirlGaming 9 месяцев назад +14

      Fast food cooks as well, I've stared fucking daggers into a new co-worker at the time that was on the window when they said it was quiet

    • @enerioffutt1881
      @enerioffutt1881 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@TransGirlGaming And retail. I work retail and I hate December. Chaos, stupid people and too many of them and me, with tongue scars from biting my tongue and NOT saying what I really, really want to.

    • @gmailisaretard
      @gmailisaretard 7 месяцев назад +8

      Mechanic here, I've dealt with Quiet on several occasions. Once he brought a giant fan to lift and throw the 40ft long tarp I was working on, and me on it, into the air!
      He's a fun guy.

    • @Ghost-nj7nj
      @Ghost-nj7nj 6 месяцев назад +2

      Factory line operator here. Quiet haunts us too. You'll be having nice smooth run, someone will say his name and then every machine in your area will fault one by one.

  • @forgenorman3025
    @forgenorman3025 2 года назад +169

    OMG, I laughed SO hard at the end with Quiet running around with the flamethrower! I would love to see a series with Murphy and Quiet, I'm sure you won't run out of material for that!

  • @Zichqec
    @Zichqec 2 года назад +3453

    "My brother Q on the other hand? That dude is a raving psychopath."
    As somewhat of a trekkie I enjoyed this immensely

  • @chattphotos
    @chattphotos 2 года назад +3537

    This needs to be a running series of absolute hilarity involving all the way Murphy could make things go very very wrong

    • @Goodgu3963
      @Goodgu3963 2 года назад +23

      Agreed! that would be awesome lol

    • @downysgarbagebin5105
      @downysgarbagebin5105 2 года назад +18

      it's a cartoon on disney.

    • @stephentroyer3831
      @stephentroyer3831 2 года назад +21

      Like Mayhem, but not a commercial for anything

    • @jdr6128
      @jdr6128 2 года назад +4

      YES! YES! YES!!!!!!!!

    • @Aabergm
      @Aabergm 2 года назад +5

      Oh my god yes!!!

  • @itsjustme8947
    @itsjustme8947 2 года назад +565

    I was career USAF for 32 years. Spent 18 of those years as an F-15E pilot. Asked my crew chief one time why they always had an extra place at their card table/lunch table/whatever activity they had going on with nobody sitting there. He told me "That's Sergeant Murphy's place, sir. Because if he's here, then he's NOT fucking with your bird, sir!" I scratched my head, grinned and walked away. The ONE time this rule wasn't followed (Pearson was home on compassionate leave), I lost my left eye, and what was left of my bird ended up being used for parts. I never flew anything but a desk for the rest of my career. I never questioned TSgt Pearson's infinite wisdom again! From Colonel to Major General, it was an unwritten order that Sergeant Murphy ALWAYS had a place of honor....well away from anything important going on and always made sure that he had gifts at Christmas!
    Murphy is a motherf*cker, ladies and gents!
    If "Q" were ever invoked, I expect we'd be breaking out the 'shiny bombs'..... (look it up)

    • @NikkiTheOtter
      @NikkiTheOtter 2 года назад +58

      Even in places where there isn't (realistically) anything that can go wrong (I work construction), I make sure to leave space for Murphy and Q. Especially because Q likes to hang around and pull out any plug that looks interesting to plug in his phone. Especially the one powering the lights.

    • @margotrosendorn6371
      @margotrosendorn6371 2 года назад +28

      I googled the shiny bombs but it was nothing but lip gloss ads... :(

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 2 года назад +57

      @@margotrosendorn6371 Hmmm. Oh well, I'll just say it: Nukes. Sorry.

    • @richardbell7678
      @richardbell7678 2 года назад +51

      There actually was a man named Murphy, in the USAF. He was part of the rocket sled program. A test subject was to be rocketed down the track and then brought to an abrupt halt. Mounted on the test subject's harness were 16 accelerometers. The sensors would only measure acceleration in one direction and all 16 had been affixed to the harness backwards. The sensors registered zero acceleration. Analysis of the frame by frame footage calculated an acceleration of forty g's as the sled came to a halt. Afterwards, Murphy said that if there was a right way and a wrong way to do something, left to its own devices it would always be done the wrong way.. This was later reworded to "If anything can go wrong, it will.".

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 2 года назад +15

      @@richardbell7678 Edward Murphy, 1949.

  • @yochva
    @yochva 2 года назад +51

    At my office, I handle this the theater way: whenever I come back from the weekend, I say, "So, did anything explode while I was away?" and it's usually all been quiet.
    (In theater, the pre-performance send off is "Break a leg!" so that the actor won't do it. And the common wisdom is, "The worse the dress rehearsal, the better the opening night.")

    • @RICDirector
      @RICDirector 2 года назад +7

      Yup, and "good luck" is aabsolutely verboten!! Just ask 'The Producers'....

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra 2 года назад +3

      "it's usually all been quiet"
      Somethings going to explode. Something BIG is going to explode.

    • @0xymoRonZzZ
      @0xymoRonZzZ 2 года назад +1

      "What starts bitter..ends sweet and what starts out sweet...ends bitter"
      -rock n rolla

    • @Nightdare
      @Nightdare 2 года назад +4

      At my job a while back, whenever I came back from a few days leave or more, somebody always had handed in their resignation
      It stopped when I started coming in the mornings after my leave, with my first question being: "Ok, who quit this time?"

  • @jb6712
    @jb6712 2 года назад +1345

    I'm now retired after 45 years of working in a large hospital's ICU as an aide and unit clerk, and on the midnight shift, to boot. To say we were all (and they all still are) very superstitious where the two forbidden things to say were concerned would be an understatement the size of Texas! The staff NEVER used the words "quiet," nor "What can possibly go wrong?"
    The one and only time I ever knew of when someone foolishly said, "What can possibly go wrong? We have only 3 hours left of this shift, and it's been quiet all night! You're all so silly for being superstitious," all Hades broke loose within 15 minutes of his opening his big mouth and he was hated on the rest of the night!

    • @NinjaFlibble
      @NinjaFlibble 2 года назад +96

      Bet he learned his lesson, though 😆

    • @heythere7338
      @heythere7338 2 года назад +84

      Yup anytime the Q or S word is uttered...chaos. Don't even want to "type it out loud" here ;-) Congrats on your retirement!

    • @scoutsdad5831
      @scoutsdad5831 2 года назад +93

      I worked in a hospital for 10 years. It’s been almost ten since I left….I still cringe at the “Q” word. I expect some ED nurse to appear and slap the shit outta somebody.

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 2 года назад +66

      our public safety officer was forbidden to utter the words, "hope I don't see you again, tonight."

    • @MASSspec1990
      @MASSspec1990 2 года назад +27

      I was always mean, I’d say it on the way out to someone I didn’t like...

  • @Dragonspirit223
    @Dragonspirit223 2 года назад +572

    "Hey guys, wanna make a video with me?"
    "Depends on what we're doing."
    "One of you will spill coffee on yourself, another will spill oatmeal on your face while the other runs over a wooden beam, another will trip on a fire hose."
    "Doesn't seem that fun..."
    "And one of you will run around with a Flamethrower while screaming your lungs out."
    "Sign me up."

    • @DarkLord-7
      @DarkLord-7 Год назад +19

      That makes me wonder what the auditions for the role of Quiet must have looked like.

    • @Asiliea
      @Asiliea 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@DarkLord-7 I'd imagine something along the lines of "Pull your craziest face" and then "Paper Scissors Rock" :D

  • @m1t2a1
    @m1t2a1 2 года назад +37

    It was a real person. Named after Capt. Edward Murphy. An engineer. Let's not forget. "The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle."

  • @amezrismommigower6839
    @amezrismommigower6839 Год назад +20

    "My brother Q on the other hand? That dude is a raving psychopath."
    As someone who works in a call center I totally get this.

  • @vinny142
    @vinny142 2 года назад +320

    People at The Company Formerly Known As Facebook: "At our workplace we ride electric scooters to work!"
    People at google: "We have a ballpit!"
    FDC: "We have flamethrowers."

    • @DimitriKurkov
      @DimitriKurkov 2 года назад +34

      Not "A flamethrower", mind you. "Flamethrowers".

  • @MrZoomah
    @MrZoomah 2 года назад +1037

    I met Murphy on my first call out as a volunteer. Structure fire at 9pm and I was paired with a guy in his late 60s. Small town, only five firefighters so he just couldn't retire. As we're taking the hose around the back I said to him, "Oh. I forgot to put my visor down." I stopped to put it down and he was pissed off at me for slowing him down. I thought I was being such a rookie. He said, "You don't need your visor." Walks five more steps, steps on a rake and it flies up and brakes his nose. Being diplomatic I reacted with grace and professionalism. I fell to the ground laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.
    Second experience: moved town and there was an old people's home who had a toaster that lead to sooo many false alarms. However, we had to respond to every one to back up the career guys in case it was one. Sucks when you work a full time job and the toaster always was used at 4:30am. We were talking during training and one guy, who was one of those guys who would have been a career firefighter if ONLY the selection panel weren't biased, said. "If the next call out isn't interesting I'm going to quit." When we talked about not angering Murphy he said, "Stop it with that crap. There's no Murphy's law." We all crossed our fingers, hoping for a toaster. But.. he had invoked Murphy. Next morning it was a light plane crash. Nothing really to do as the career guys contained any fire. We got tasked with sweeping the area to check to see if anyone had been thrown clear and mark the location of any body parts. He quit. While he was a tool it was very traumatic so no shame but...
    Don't ever say Murphy doesn't exist.

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 2 года назад +122

      Plot twist: There was a toaster in the wreckage of the plane...........

    • @Nick.Steven
      @Nick.Steven 2 года назад +152

      Say you have 10 guys who respond to these annoying toaster calls at 0430. Each kicks in $10 bucks for a better toaster for them. You will sleep great for a few nights until they start a fire in the microwave.

    • @MrZoomah
      @MrZoomah 2 года назад +95

      @@Nick.Steven You know.. I can't believe none of us ever came up with that. Even if it was just dementia patients burning toast it would have been worth a shot for that chance that it was a poorly made toaster.

    • @ltmundy1164
      @ltmundy1164 2 года назад +7

      O dark thirty bag of popcorn?

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth 2 года назад +22

      @@MrZoomah i had a toaster that would shoot up blue sparks when it popped up the toast, took that sucker back to the shop to get a better quality one.
      Sometimes them cheaping out on it costs in the long run, especially if they had to pay for false call out fees.
      I think the saying is “counting pennies but costing pounds”

  • @Masterzegan
    @Masterzegan 2 года назад +58

    "Q" is just about the only superstition I have and enforce. My coworker said it once then the building I work for caught fire. Mind you that happens about 80 times a year but it's still inconvenient

    • @abigailcarroll6982
      @abigailcarroll6982 2 года назад +2

      Where the fuck do you work? The gatehouse to Hell?

  • @edspace2402
    @edspace2402 7 месяцев назад +4

    I've been binging the FDC ever since I found Jason's shorts, and there's been so many LOL moments that my guts hurt.
    The introduction of Q, at the 40 second mark, this was the moment I cried from laughter.
    Thanks for the work you guys do and the humour you share, it is without a doubt - better inspiration than Backdraft.

  • @3220fire
    @3220fire 2 года назад +129

    You two shouldn't even be allowed in the same room. Pure comic genius.

  • @lexiamaze1912
    @lexiamaze1912 2 года назад +398

    This would be a great TV series

    • @ffjsb
      @ffjsb 2 года назад +20

      Way fucking better than "Chicago Fire" that's for sure. Of course everything is better than that show...

    • @marissabones
      @marissabones 2 года назад +1

      Definitely

    • @SANITIZEDINC
      @SANITIZEDINC 2 года назад +3

      Takoma FD

    • @maskedmagician5620
      @maskedmagician5620 2 года назад +16

      It already exists it's called Milo Murphy's Law, made by the talented lot who made Phineas and Ferb

    • @happyzone1000
      @happyzone1000 2 года назад +1

      @@ffjsb you dissing Firehouse 51?

  • @ksoule1985
    @ksoule1985 2 года назад +28

    FIRM believer in the power of the Q-word! Last ride along during my EMT training we caught a suicide call and one of the PD guys invoked it (ALSO said it was his Saturday!! 🤦‍♀️)...got back to our post and immediately got another call...ended up being a STEMI...ran non-stop calls after that!
    Recently, my boss decided to play a prank on us by saying the Q-word as a coworker was getting ready to leave and then dialing our number on cell (rural EMS, still dispatched by phone)...we then proceeded to have an abdominal pain call that turned into a seizure and cardiac pause, followed by back to back transfers...we were literally up all night! The prank was hilarious, but SO not worth it!

  • @tabithae3679
    @tabithae3679 7 месяцев назад +5

    This guy is comedic gold. I'm glad he going this platform.

  • @KasperAura
    @KasperAura 2 года назад +412

    It works in IT too, believe it or not. I myself uttered "Could this day get any worse" at a particularly frustrating computer, and all of a sudden we had an entire lab (college) worth of computers just quit working. All 36 of them.
    That was months ago but I still haven't lived it down.

    • @liesdamnlies3372
      @liesdamnlies3372 2 года назад +51

      In IT, it already _is_ worse, you just don’t know it yet.

    • @ohitscatto
      @ohitscatto 2 года назад +46

      @@bostonrailfan2427 IT is 5% fixing stuff, 10% finding the problem, 25% turning it on and back off again and 75% googling the problem and hoping someone smarter than you already told someone dumber than you how to fix it on reddit

    • @kenji214245
      @kenji214245 2 года назад +9

      @@ohitscatto forgot the being hailed as a genius part when then performing the solution when other non IT support folks see you

    • @tenchraven
      @tenchraven 2 года назад +1

      @@ohitscatto Yeah, it's called learning from other's mistakes.

    • @tenchraven
      @tenchraven 2 года назад +8

      "What could possibly go wrong" when spoken by the college admins when they have a particularly bright idea and that is what is budgeted. No, you people can't teach, that is why you are administrators! Listen when we tell your amazing penny pinching idea horribly stupid.

  • @shanehawthorn2868
    @shanehawthorn2868 2 года назад +547

    I had a nurse hurl a stapler at me for saying the “Q” word in the ER when I started my EMS carrier. Needless to say, she still hates me, after 12 years.

    • @heythere7338
      @heythere7338 2 года назад +23

      You deserved it ;-) And now you understand why :-)

    • @bookfaerie23
      @bookfaerie23 2 года назад +41

      I'm a librarian. I yell at people for using that word in the LIBRARY.

    • @Serveanthesia
      @Serveanthesia 2 года назад +12

      She had every right to! 😂

    • @tuvelat7302
      @tuvelat7302 2 года назад +40

      A ban on the "Q" word also applies when volunteering in church nursery.

    • @tenchraven
      @tenchraven 2 года назад +7

      So it's YOUR fault!

  • @love.wildly.live.fearlessly
    @love.wildly.live.fearlessly 2 года назад +10

    Love that him running with a flamethrower was a real thing done in front of a real fire house. I wish I lived in your town I’d 100% post up to watch like a real life tv drama series (that’s ACCURATE!!)

  • @baronesstemplar7979
    @baronesstemplar7979 2 года назад +19

    Just when we thought Jason reached the top....he creates a new skit that we want more of! Keep it up Jason!!!!

  • @kevadams1964
    @kevadams1964 2 года назад +222

    Every dept has that one guy/gal that seems to bring mr Murphy with them every shift. Also, I worked with a captain who banned the movie oceans 11 because everytime they tried to watch it their part of town would suddenly fall into a black hole of crap.

    • @harrisonjohnson9792
      @harrisonjohnson9792 Год назад +14

      Similar thing in our dispatch center, we don't get Olive Garden. Ever. Any time Olive Garden is even mentioned, shit hits the fan.

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 11 месяцев назад

      @@harrisonjohnson9792 If you've had a particularly light shift, you should get Olive Garden for the next shift just. It'd be a nice treat and they'd definitely appreciate it.

  • @blacklight4720
    @blacklight4720 2 года назад +205

    "So I have that for an episode..."
    "Where would we get a freaking flamethrower?!"

    • @zelliehtrue
      @zelliehtrue 2 года назад +22

      Nah, the really worrying question when they're brainstorming episodes is "WAIT, why do YOU have [a flamethrower]?" when it turns out one of the crew has [a flamethrower] just laying around

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 2 года назад +1

      Home depot

    • @letsgobrandon7966
      @letsgobrandon7966 2 года назад +1

      Try a water can filled with hydrocarbons.

    • @Robynhoodlum
      @Robynhoodlum 2 года назад +11

      I'm guessing the Flamethrower is for controlled burns, fire barriers, and practice house fires.

    • @QemeH
      @QemeH 2 года назад +9

      Honestly... I am *MUCH* more stunned they got the permission to spray liquid lunch all over an ambulance...

  • @Usul
    @Usul 2 года назад +4

    This sixty seconds of film is better than 99% of the footage from FDC's "green screen" adventures.

  • @bara922
    @bara922 2 года назад +12

    My partner on the ambulance when he was still new once dropped the Q word trying to be funny in line at triage to audible gasps from the staff. The charge nurse looked at him with such disgust I thought she was physically about to throw him out the ER doors. You can bet he never did that again!

  • @bobross2123
    @bobross2123 2 года назад +502

    Love this, love getting more of the crew in, cant wait to see what comes next

  • @joshthetrucker9589
    @joshthetrucker9589 2 года назад +323

    How are these so well-crafted?!? I love these sketches so much!

  • @trickslertv898
    @trickslertv898 2 года назад +5

    “What can go wrong will go wrong” hit home lol. Had this thought on a respiratory call. Well a simple shortness of breath turned into a RSI.

  • @kmerian
    @kmerian 2 года назад +9

    Ok, this is probably your best one. You and Firefighter Fenton need to team up more often.

  • @CroakandCrow
    @CroakandCrow 2 года назад +18

    0:54 “there’s no way this day could get any worse” 🤣 it’ll prove you wrong every time

  • @Kelly_Ben
    @Kelly_Ben 2 года назад +71

    I was just thinking how much I miss the "Chaos" insurance commercials- (edit, Mayhem!) the only commercials I ever loved, besides Budweiser. A series of Murphy S Law videos would rock!!

    • @SoulSistah1LM
      @SoulSistah1LM 2 года назад +7

      You mean Mayhem. I immediately thought of those commercials when I saw this 😂!

    • @calliarcale
      @calliarcale 2 года назад +9

      So, I decided to find out what happened and I googled "allstate mayhem guy." Good lord, this man has had mayhem happen to *him*. In 2009, he contracted a bacterial infection that turned to gangrene; they were forced to amputate several toes and part of a thumb, and he's undergone many skin grafts. He lives with constant pain, especially any time he takes a step.
      And that happened BEFORE he filmed the Mayhem commercials. My hat is definitely off to this man. He has an astonishing ability to work through pain.

    • @Kelly_Ben
      @Kelly_Ben 2 года назад +1

      @@SoulSistah1LM whoops, yes!! 😆

    • @evilsharkey8954
      @evilsharkey8954 2 года назад +4

      There were those Geico commercials with the guy saying “could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance?” followed by some question with an obvious “yes” answer in a funny situation, like “was Abe Lincoln honest?” and Mary Todd asks him if her dress makes her backside look big.

    • @Kelly_Ben
      @Kelly_Ben 2 года назад +2

      @@evilsharkey8954 🤣 😂 Yup... or Lumi, the "personal deodorant cream", they had some hysterical ones, now that I think about it!

  • @depressoespresso5904
    @depressoespresso5904 Год назад +3

    loving the vibes of "random guy running around screaming and wielding a lit flamethrower with the eyes of someone who knows no mercy"

  • @bigedslobotomy
    @bigedslobotomy 2 года назад +5

    As a Respiratory Therapist, I used to love walking up to nurses and saying, “BOY, it sure is quiet today!” Of course, they’d freak out, but I’d reassure them, “If I had THAT kind of power, I sure wouldn’t be working here!”

  • @alpinewolf7751
    @alpinewolf7751 2 года назад +150

    Glad to finally meet the guy who is screwing with my life (yes, he takes care of the military too)

    • @brittanym.
      @brittanym. 2 года назад +9

      Lol right! There's just something about being able to put a face to the name!

    • @ryanmccabe1831
      @ryanmccabe1831 2 года назад +1

      Word

    • @1truthbegettingtold275
      @1truthbegettingtold275 2 года назад +4

      @@bostonrailfan2427 Uhhhh Houston? We have a problem.

    • @snowfox4704
      @snowfox4704 2 года назад +4

      @@1truthbegettingtold275
      He’s already a space veteran.

    • @Firesgone
      @Firesgone 2 года назад +4

      @@bostonrailfan2427 DUDE! You just summoned him.
      Best case scenario coffee spilled on paperwork

  • @taylorsmith8606
    @taylorsmith8606 2 года назад +198

    LOVED THIS ONE!! Can't wait to see more of your crew! Props to the people who spilt food all over themselves for the sake of this video

    • @RICDirector
      @RICDirector 2 года назад +14

      No kidding! But the facial expressions....the 'bump' victim makes me think maybe he didn't get the memo.....was very glad to see that the young lady was using COLD coffee, or at least not scalding stuff! :)

  • @rebeccahwatson3079
    @rebeccahwatson3079 8 месяцев назад +2

    I love that this popped on my feed the day after I told a coworker "Don't say the Q word". And he did. It turns out it also works for retail! XD

  • @jakethunderbird8735
    @jakethunderbird8735 2 года назад +7

    The comedy and quality of this video is INSANE! Can't wait to see what the future holds. Keep it up FDC!

  • @tealcandtrip
    @tealcandtrip 2 года назад +15

    Props to the lady at 0:58 for committing to the bit

    • @RebekahSlick
      @RebekahSlick 2 года назад +4

      I really hope there was only one take because that would stink to have to do that more than once. Bravo!

  • @coloradod3649
    @coloradod3649 2 года назад +29

    This should win a CLIO Award for advertising Fire Department Coffee. You are giving Ryan Reynolds a run for his money. Your work and sharing the life of a Firefighter gets better every time.

  • @GeneralBays
    @GeneralBays 2 года назад +8

    I love the fact that Murphy only says "Q" first, then after several people reveal his name, Murphy goes and summons Quiet gleefully (look at his face).
    it was pure comic genius having Murphy only mention Quiet twice!

  • @penguinkingification
    @penguinkingification 2 года назад +2

    I love the ending where Q runs by screaming while flamethrowing the air like a maniac

  • @HallowedError
    @HallowedError 2 года назад +19

    This feels like an actual TV production level skit. Love it!

  • @ShimrraJamaane
    @ShimrraJamaane 2 года назад +24

    How was that guy both Heavy and Pyro at the same time? I love it.

    • @ritter286
      @ritter286 2 года назад +3

      Man's playing a whole different game

  • @wadecochrane2237
    @wadecochrane2237 2 года назад +4

    man i love Q we need more of him

  • @Thunderbolt_1000_Siren
    @Thunderbolt_1000_Siren 11 месяцев назад +1

    Friggin Fenton with the flamethrower XD kills me every time

  • @Goodgu3963
    @Goodgu3963 2 года назад +45

    This was THE best video you guys have ever made! The production quality on this was absolutely nuts! Also you guys did really well on the acting! 0:57 I'm sure she was smelling nothing but coffee for the rest of the day.

  • @greenpegatrix3773
    @greenpegatrix3773 2 года назад +35

    I don't know what this was, but I absolutely loved every second of it!

  • @udadni
    @udadni Год назад

    Love the production on this! I've only run into your shorts so far, which are also awesome. Thanks for the laughs!

  • @JPArmada
    @JPArmada 2 года назад

    THIS IS YOUR BEST VIDEO EVER!!! Couldn't even get all the laughter out.

  • @Average_Josh
    @Average_Josh 2 года назад +15

    This is why I always leave room at any event, project, plan, or thought for one more. ALWAYS leave room for Murphy or Murphy will make room.

  • @cj_comments
    @cj_comments 2 года назад +15

    Yay! We got the whole station involved, that's so cool!

  • @j2moto582
    @j2moto582 2 года назад +1

    Dude I had to watch this twice because I was laughing so hard the first time lmao this is absolutely GOLD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dreamnxtgen8477
    @dreamnxtgen8477 2 года назад +1

    Omigod, i’m really happy to notice the progress and effort you out in your vids.
    This is one of the best ones so far

  • @BoredxISxI
    @BoredxISxI 2 года назад +22

    this man out-does himself every time, great stuff

  • @hellskarred
    @hellskarred 2 года назад +15

    Murphy was actually a real person. “Murphy” was the nickname of a weapons tester for the US government who had a lot of “set backs”.

    • @ktoliman
      @ktoliman 2 года назад +8

      Edward Aloysius Murphy Jr. Edward Aloysius Murphy Jr. (January 11, 1918 - July 17, 1990) was an American aerospace engineer who worked on safety-critical systems. He is best known for his namesake Murphy's law, which is said to state, "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong".

    • @margotrosendorn6371
      @margotrosendorn6371 2 года назад +4

      So private SNAFU was fiction but Murphy was a real guy?!

  • @TrentCantrell
    @TrentCantrell 2 года назад +1

    Quiet sounds like a fun guy to follow around - from a safe distance.

  • @brandanbarnes6605
    @brandanbarnes6605 2 года назад +1

    My favorite one so far!!! Literally sitting on the can right now praying I can finish before the next one 🙏 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jordan_Lee0298
    @Jordan_Lee0298 2 года назад +24

    I love your sense of humor. These videos make me laugh my butt off!

  • @buckberthod5007
    @buckberthod5007 2 года назад +16

    If Murphy was a real person, there'd be a hidden grave at every station 😂

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 2 года назад +3

      Who says there isn't???

    • @buckberthod5007
      @buckberthod5007 2 года назад +4

      @@itsjustme8947 I plead the 5th

    • @ltmundy1164
      @ltmundy1164 2 года назад +1

      Put down the shovel. Yes, both of you. Now.

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 2 года назад +1

      @@ltmundy1164 Not until my lawyer gets here.

  • @petersuozzo1227
    @petersuozzo1227 Год назад

    Keep these coming. Please! The pure comedy is great! The ones mixed with life instruction are also good. I appreciate your comedy relief.

  • @krakenpots5693
    @krakenpots5693 Год назад

    This is the first video I saw from you and it got me hooked! I love your sense of humour! really gets me through the day!!! thanks!

  • @Jamesbrown-xi5ih
    @Jamesbrown-xi5ih 2 года назад +18

    That explosion certainly was very impressive...
    Overall the entire episode was pretty funny, and high-quality content as usual. I'm glad you are enjoying what you do Jason, and I hope you continue to provide outstanding content, be safe, and have a lot of fun and enjoyment in what you do.

  • @hellreza
    @hellreza 2 года назад +5

    wherever things keep going wrong, I'm going to picture Murphy S Law nearby chuckling 😂

  • @2daysoffproductions887
    @2daysoffproductions887 2 года назад +1

    Watched your interview with gettin salty. Wow. Awesome. Best one yet. Keep up all the great things your doing.

  • @Mirideus2140ad
    @Mirideus2140ad 2 года назад +1

    Production and humor were top notch, keep it up

  • @SingingSpock
    @SingingSpock 2 года назад +5

    The comedic timing is absolutely on point here

  • @brunof1996
    @brunof1996 2 года назад +6

    Wow, the quality of this episode is so high. Congratulations

  • @eodgibby9388
    @eodgibby9388 2 года назад

    Oh man this video makes me laugh! I watch it every Sunday with the family because it’s just so dang funny, and accurate! Love it! Keep up the great work!

  • @violetskyridge112
    @violetskyridge112 4 месяца назад

    I love Fenton being “quiet” perfect casting

  • @vinceargado9892
    @vinceargado9892 2 года назад +15

    “All I know is that people want a little peace and quiet.”
    1:11 “someone say my name?!” *proceeds to run past with a flamethrower!*

  • @LinierterBlock
    @LinierterBlock 2 года назад +8

    I love how everybody was working together to get this video done. Great video

  • @M4ndalore
    @M4ndalore Год назад

    This is like the Allstate Mayhem Guy, but even better! Well done with this and your other skits and thanks for all you guys do as first responders!

  • @concernedcitizen7369
    @concernedcitizen7369 2 года назад

    You two getting together has upped the game baby. Y’all are bad asses.!

  • @919rohan
    @919rohan 2 года назад +5

    The production value on this one is awesome!

  • @corymcdonald3703
    @corymcdonald3703 2 года назад +9

    I would say you have the next awsome series !!! Great personalitys with endless possibilities of suffering .... I would love to see these personality grow in your upcoming videos!! Great work!

  • @MultiMightyQuinn
    @MultiMightyQuinn Год назад

    Your best yet! You have me in stitches! You are a very funny man and I thank you for your service to the community, even if it isn't mine. Always look forward to your content.

  • @thisismyusername6717
    @thisismyusername6717 9 месяцев назад +1

    “This day couldnt get any slower😤”
    Murphy- “😃”

  • @Abster159
    @Abster159 2 года назад +12

    I appreciate that this was filmed at IFSI 🙌🏻 I was so bummed I had to be off-site while you guys were there and couldn’t meet you!

  • @jacksonkadel697
    @jacksonkadel697 2 года назад +9

    Dude continues to create better and better clips each release. Thanks for the entertainment man!

  • @ActuallyLydia
    @ActuallyLydia 2 года назад

    I've watched you from the beginning and I think this is your best yet!

  • @Tres_24
    @Tres_24 2 года назад +1

    In the last scene I could see that shit eating grin even behind the mug. Absolute perfection!

  • @sivyig
    @sivyig 2 года назад +3

    every single video from this channel is gold xD

  • @justinburns3262
    @justinburns3262 2 года назад +5

    Please never stop making this great content

  • @itsawsome1234
    @itsawsome1234 Год назад

    Haha Fenton with the flamethrower lol always love watching these videos. Great mood booster

  • @ultramegaman555
    @ultramegaman555 11 месяцев назад

    THIS
    THIS is something that can become a huge thing! XD
    love the script, participants, set and equipment usage^^ (also, well done director with camera angles and shots)

  • @aj-wl6xi
    @aj-wl6xi 2 года назад +6

    Omg I think Quiet is my favorite character of all time.

    • @heythere7338
      @heythere7338 2 года назад +3

      Shhhhh don't say that word out loud! ;-)

  • @sawyerfude6738
    @sawyerfude6738 2 года назад +11

    Great video. Absolutely hilarious.

  • @flightstatic4662
    @flightstatic4662 2 года назад +1

    this is some of the funniest thing I have ever seen

  • @marchellochiovelli7259
    @marchellochiovelli7259 Год назад +1

    This guy needs his own show.

  • @Morncreek
    @Morncreek 2 года назад +23

    Not a first responder, but there is a reason the Q-word is verböten in the office - particularly when ballots have just been mailed to voters. 😬
    Absolutely love the video, by the way! Please extend my compliments to everyone who helped with it, too!

  • @seankodzis7310
    @seankodzis7310 2 года назад +4

    You guys are comedic geniuses

  • @ajax1137
    @ajax1137 2 года назад

    Videos that combine FDC with Fenton are the best. The two of you are absolute lunatics.

  • @tacocat1492
    @tacocat1492 2 года назад +4

    Thank you so much this just made my day a million times better